1 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,053 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:16,559 [keys jangling] 3 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:22,065 [dog barking in distance] 4 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:27,236 [breathes deeply] 5 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,654 Temporary suspension. 6 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:32,909 -My classes? -[exhales] 7 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:35,536 -You're not allowed on campus. -What? 8 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,997 They had to give something to the students, 9 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:40,416 especially after the altercation with campus police. 10 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,753 Larson asked them to clear the quad for a fucking donor event. 11 00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:47,090 Because of that windbag, I'm getting lumped in with campus police? 12 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:52,720 That's completely unfair. That's on him. Did you make that clear? 13 00:00:52,804 --> 00:00:54,388 -Did you defend me? -You don't-- 14 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:57,100 Do you know what I've been dealing with? 15 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:59,102 Students coming and crying and… 16 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:02,522 This isn't what I wanna be dealing with as chair. 17 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,649 -[sighs] -What should I do? 18 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,776 You're going to need to formally apologize. 19 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:07,985 I'm so sorry. I-- 20 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,570 No, not to me, dumbass! 21 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:11,280 I mean yes, to me, 22 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:13,825 but they're putting together a disciplinary hearing, 23 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:16,285 and you have to write an apology that can be disseminated. 24 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:17,620 [phone ringing] 25 00:01:18,538 --> 00:01:19,747 Jesus. What is-- 26 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,501 [sighs] It's Ju Ju's school. You gotta be kidding me. Hold on. 27 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,669 Hello. 28 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:25,753 Yes, this is she. 29 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:29,966 Wait, hit or bit? 30 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:33,177 [classical music playing] 31 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,264 You're both suspended. 32 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:40,184 I'm going to work, and you are going to write letters. 33 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:43,271 -[groans] -Ju Ju, you will apologize to Adin. 34 00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:47,066 Bill, you will apologize… to everyone. 35 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,777 -Mmm. I'm gonna be here all night. -[sighs] 36 00:01:49,861 --> 00:01:52,238 [classical music playing] 37 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:57,827 For next time, everyone needs to come having finished "The Pardoner's Tale." 38 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,746 No pardons for slackers. 39 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:04,876 Oh hi. 40 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,587 I was able to do that thing we talked about. 41 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,422 I didn't think you were really-- 42 00:02:10,423 --> 00:02:11,465 I was joking. 43 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:14,302 I thought you were pretending to joke but were actually serious. 44 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:16,804 Good thing I didn't joke we should kill him. [chuckles] 45 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:18,556 [chuckles] 46 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,934 -[man] All right. -So you tracked him down? 47 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:25,229 Not exactly. But I was able to hack into the Rate My Professor website. 48 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:28,482 Hack? No, I can't even be tangentially connected 49 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:32,236 to anything that might seem improper conduct or illegal. 50 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,821 -But you wanna know who it is? -Yes. 51 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:34,739 Okay. 52 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,825 It was posted twice from the Humanities Library, 53 00:02:37,909 --> 00:02:40,119 both times between 5:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m. 54 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,746 EffThisClass223? 55 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,748 No, EatMeChaucer@gmail.com. 56 00:02:44,749 --> 00:02:47,919 If he posts again, and, say, we were at the library… 57 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,047 Yeah. I mean, you'd have to recognize the guy. 58 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:53,007 -That shouldn't be too hard. -[chuckles] 59 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,468 What are you gonna do if you catch him? 60 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,012 "Destroy him," Joan said jokingly, 61 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:01,557 when that's exactly what she was planning to do. 62 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:04,393 [clears throat] 63 00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:08,814 Hi, I'm Charlotte Lo from The Pembroke Daily. 64 00:03:08,898 --> 00:03:11,984 -I left you a few messages. -Right. Hi. 65 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:14,987 Uh, I… I don't wanna comment on the whole thing, okay? 66 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:18,199 Well, where do you stand? Are you joining the protest tomorrow? 67 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,661 I think people would appreciate hearing your point of view. 68 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,079 Sorry. 69 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:26,415 What made you pursue Bill Dobson as a mentor in the first place? 70 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:28,793 I… I can't answer, okay? 71 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,295 The chair of my department gave me an earful 72 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,339 about not talking to anyone about this. 73 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:38,469 [beeps] 74 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,686 -[Bill] Jesus. -[Ju Ju] She doesn't cook. 75 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:50,982 -I guess I'm making you some eggs, then. -I don't eat eggs. 76 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,819 Because you don't like 'em, or you never tried 'em? 77 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,362 Both. 78 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:07,123 I'll give you a dollar if you try a bite. 79 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,793 Name one thing you can buy with a dollar. 80 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,337 Raisins? 81 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,299 -[knock on door] -Come in. 82 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:18,301 Uh, Professor Kim, you got a sec? 83 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:20,303 Sure thing. Come in, Dustin. 84 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,096 Oh, hi, Capri. 85 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,514 Take a seat. 86 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,515 We're okay. 87 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:25,933 What's up? 88 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:29,812 Poli Sci just denied tenure to the only person of color in their department. 89 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,480 We're worried about Professor McKay. 90 00:04:31,564 --> 00:04:32,732 They're conservative assholes. 91 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:35,067 Black faculty are held to different standards. 92 00:04:35,151 --> 00:04:37,653 -I know. -Their research isn't considered rigorous. 93 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:40,823 They're assumed to be more disorganized, less collegial. 94 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:41,782 I know. 95 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:44,577 They get invited less often to their colleagues' houses for dinner. 96 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:47,705 I know. 97 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:50,416 Trust me, I know. 98 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:55,338 This is a letter signed by 320 students about the impact Professor McKay has had. 99 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:58,424 The way she's supported students of color. 100 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:04,472 If she is denied tenure, we plan to take action. 101 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,266 [door closes] 102 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,642 [knocking] 103 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:10,978 [Ji-Yoon] Don't you look dashing. 104 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:13,230 [Larson] I lost a little weight, so I had this taken in, 105 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,066 but look what they did to the sleeves. 106 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,943 I mean, this isn't bell-shaped, this is oblong. 107 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:19,278 This is a master's gown. 108 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,030 Everyone knows you have a doctorate. 109 00:05:21,113 --> 00:05:24,825 Would you like me to see if Laurie can look into ordering you a new one? 110 00:05:24,909 --> 00:05:28,120 -How much is that gonna run me? -Oh, on the house. 111 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:29,246 Really? 112 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,998 -Our secret. -Well, thanks, kiddo. 113 00:05:31,082 --> 00:05:31,999 [Ji-Yoon chuckles] 114 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:34,543 Um, your tenure letter for Yaz 115 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:36,962 is going to include material on her teaching, right? 116 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:37,880 Why wouldn't it? 117 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:41,675 I think it's important that you highlight how innovative her pedagogy is. 118 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:42,927 The flipped classroom-- 119 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:46,639 Well, I believe a specimen of that will be on display in today's seminar. 120 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,724 Could you maybe include a mention of it? 121 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:52,728 Look, she is hot shit right now. 122 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:56,774 She has over 8,000 followers on Twitter. That's more than all of us put together. 123 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,527 You know who judged himself by the number of his followers? 124 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:02,613 -Jim Jones. David Koresh. -Yaz isn't a cult leader, Elliot. 125 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,242 Jesus only had 12 followers. I suppose that makes him a loser. 126 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:13,916 Because of her, our students are excited 127 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:17,169 about literature that was written 150 years ago. 128 00:06:17,253 --> 00:06:18,504 I know in your heyday-- 129 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,714 How do you know right now is not my heyday? 130 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:28,556 Look, I don't want to pull rank here, 131 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,641 but as the chair, I need you to do this. 132 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,394 -You sure settled into that role. -Not saying this as your supervisor. 133 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,105 -Supervisor? -It's the best thing for the department. 134 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,649 And the right thing to do for Yaz, so just do it. 135 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,698 [typing] 136 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,413 You still got a top-notch rear end. 137 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,415 Wish I could say the same for you. 138 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,959 What does the whale represent? 139 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,752 [student 1] Calvinism? 140 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,796 -No, capitalism. -[student 2] Whiteness. 141 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,674 -White supremacy. -Oh-ho! 142 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,759 -[student 3] Whoo! -Say more. 143 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:08,053 -"Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze!" -[students laughing] 144 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:10,473 "All the morning long, I squeezed that sperm 145 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:13,767 -till I myself almost melted into it." -Whoa! [laughs] 146 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,644 [student 4] "I squeezed that sperm 147 00:07:15,728 --> 00:07:18,522 till a strange sort of insanity came over me." 148 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,232 [students cheering, laughing] 149 00:07:20,316 --> 00:07:22,610 ♪ Ishmael, Queequeg, Flask and Stubber ♪ 150 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,653 ♪ Sailing the Pacific And searching for blubber ♪ 151 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:27,406 -♪ Tashtego kills whales, so does Daggoo ♪ -[student] ♪ Yeah ♪ 152 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,783 ♪ Mates and harpooners All part of the crew ♪ 153 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,660 ♪ Bulkington gone in a blaze of glory ♪ 154 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:33,871 ♪ Fedallah arrives In the middle of the story ♪ 155 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,248 -[Capri] ♪ Yeah ♪ -[student] ♪ Captain Ahab goin' neurotic ♪ 156 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:38,626 ♪ While the crew's squeezin' sperm All homoerotic ♪ 157 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:43,088 [both singing] ♪ No women on board No women on board ♪ 158 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:45,382 ♪ Oh, cut the cord ♪ 159 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,676 ♪ No women on board ♪ 160 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,887 [Capri] ♪ Off the Pequod Things are grim ♪ 161 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,181 ♪ A literary movement controlled by men ♪ 162 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:54,350 ♪ Can only get in If you're wearing the pants ♪ 163 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,769 ♪ Ain't no ladies In the American Renaissance ♪ 164 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,063 -[both] ♪ No women on board ♪ -[all cheering] 165 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,857 -♪ No women on board ♪ -[all clapping in rhythm] 166 00:08:01,941 --> 00:08:03,859 ♪ Cut the cord ♪ 167 00:08:03,943 --> 00:08:05,861 ♪ No women on board ♪ 168 00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:07,947 [all applauding, cheering] 169 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,992 "I am sorry I made you think I like Hitler, 170 00:08:12,076 --> 00:08:13,577 because I do not." 171 00:08:14,078 --> 00:08:17,206 "I know he is the worst person who ever lived." 172 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:18,958 [applauding] 173 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,918 -[Ju Ju] Your turn. -[sighs] 174 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,044 [grunts] 175 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:26,048 "Dear Adin, I want you to know how sorry I am for biting you." 176 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,092 "I understand that biting is never allowed, 177 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,385 even if the person asks." 178 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:32,638 "You are my friend, and we used to like playing together at recess." 179 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:33,764 That's a lie. 180 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,474 "Signed, Ju-Hee Kim." 181 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:36,559 Put "Ju Ju." 182 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:38,686 I like Ju-Hee. 183 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:41,689 It was your grandmother's name. You know that, right? 184 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,649 I don't like it! 185 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,070 Well, I… I think it's beautiful. 186 00:08:48,988 --> 00:08:51,949 Your mom named you after her mom. That's pretty cool. 187 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,075 Pretty big honor. 188 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:57,121 It's a way of keeping her mom alive, through you. 189 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,167 You know what "posterity" is? 190 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,795 -Does it have to do with your butt? -[laughs] 191 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:09,508 That is "posterior," 192 00:09:10,009 --> 00:09:11,510 and it's very close. 193 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,097 [Larson] They wanna start marketing right away. 194 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,600 Whittenden picked this. 195 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,769 Apparently, we're hiring him to sell cognac? 196 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:26,984 Mmm. And she thought that you should get started right away. 197 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,613 [Ji-Yoon] It's one thing for her to hijack the Distinguished Lectureship, 198 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:33,157 quite another to actually expect me to read these. 199 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:36,869 And David has graciously agreed to take over Bill's class. 200 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:37,786 What? 201 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:40,456 Just until the hearing, and then we'll see what happens. 202 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:44,168 He's writing an apology. This is all going to resolve itself. 203 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,086 David will need Bill's syllabus, lecture notes. 204 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,129 Wait, wait, wait. 205 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:50,507 He specifically asked for them so he could pick up where Bill left off. 206 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,092 Minus the Sieg Heil. 207 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,136 Bill's not just gonna hand over his notes. 208 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,889 When you were on maternity leave, you passed on your class-- 209 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:58,390 -That is different. -How? 210 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,602 David is willing to pinch hit for Bill. 211 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,979 He should be grateful that he wants to do the class justice. 212 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,649 -Bill's not gonna see it that way. -Bill was a popular teacher. 213 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,609 -But we need to be- -Wait, "was"? 214 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,528 Can I give you a piece of advice? 215 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,824 [inhales deeply] You need to start taking your role here more seriously. 216 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:18,577 You are chair of the department now. 217 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:20,746 You're not a peer. 218 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,832 Do you get what I'm saying? 219 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,335 You are not Bill's peer. 220 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,880 What time you want me back tomorrow? 221 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,928 Oh no, that's okay. I probably should, you know, find a real babysitter. 222 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,554 Oh, come on, let me do it. 223 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:41,558 Being with her makes me, um… I don't have to miss teaching. 224 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,728 I was gonna give her my Beckett and suicide lecture. 225 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,358 -Okay. -[Ji-Yoon] Oh. 226 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:51,193 This is called food. 227 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,196 [sighs] Thank you. 228 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,909 -I have to tell you something. -[Ju Ju] Why'd you go? 229 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,663 -Your mom came home. I wanted her to eat. -Hi, little one. 230 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,499 -[Ju Ju] Can you come? -Oh, of course. 231 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,583 [Ju Ju] Bill. 232 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,963 -Um, don't you want your mom to-- -Uh, no, go ahead. 233 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,215 You sure? Okay. 234 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,429 Come here, wise guy. [grunts] 235 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,139 I thought you were asleep. 236 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,765 [Ju Ju] I was tricking you. 237 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,726 Can you finish the story? 238 00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:30,357 -[Rentz] You know what it is? -[woman] Mmm? 239 00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:33,527 She doesn't wanna teach them. She wants to hang out with them. 240 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:38,407 Though she's publishing in all the highest venues, but-- 241 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,575 [woman] But what? 242 00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:42,161 They turned you down for tenure, and you were the best we had. 243 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:45,748 Because I was expected to write a book when I was busy raising three kids. 244 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,916 They should've stopped your tenure clock. 245 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,918 I should've put more pressure on them. 246 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,837 -I'm sorry. -[woman] Shoulda, woulda. 247 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,422 Someone had to make dinner. 248 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:54,923 Yeah. 249 00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:00,512 -I told you I'm not wearing those. -Just tonight. 250 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,014 I'm not wearing diapers. 251 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,017 This doesn't spell doom, old man. 252 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,685 [breathes deeply] 253 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:10,105 I used to bestride the narrow world like a Colossus. 254 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:13,901 [smacks lips] Well, now you're going to bestride it in Tranquility Briefs. 255 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:14,985 [chuckles] 256 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,529 -Oh God. -[both laugh] 257 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:21,158 ["(Nothing but) Flowers" by Talking Heads playing] 258 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,833 ♪ Here we stand ♪ 259 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,670 ♪ Like an Adam and an Eve ♪ 260 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,841 ♪ Waterfalls ♪ 261 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:42,554 ♪ The Garden of Eden ♪ 262 00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:44,515 ♪ There was a factory ♪ 263 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,226 ♪ Now there are mountains and rivers ♪ 264 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,604 ♪ You got it, you got it ♪ 265 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,314 ♪ We caught a rattlesnake ♪ 266 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,359 ♪ Now we got something for dinner ♪ 267 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,612 ♪ We got it, we got it ♪ 268 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,656 ♪ There was a shopping mall ♪ 269 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,283 ♪ Now it's all covered with flowers ♪ 270 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:08,455 [reading] Where the dreams of kings and queens "echoo"? 271 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,624 -Echo. -Echo. 272 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,961 [Bill] Who created La Calavera Catrina? 273 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,087 [Ju Ju] Posada. 274 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,798 -[Bill] And whom was he making fun of? -Rich people. 275 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,885 -[Bill] What kind of rich people? -Ones from Europe. 276 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:25,556 Do you know what it means to lampoon somebody? 277 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,852 Posada was making fun of Mexican leader Porfirio Díaz 278 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:32,396 because even though Díaz modernized Mexico, 279 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,107 his reforms really only benefited the ruling class. 280 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,358 I wanna lampoon you. 281 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,319 I don't think so. 282 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:42,322 My name's Bill, and I'm so boring. 283 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,658 Um… [fake cries] 284 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,784 [chuckles] 285 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,792 Ju Ju, you're the cultural ambassador of Día de los Muertos. 286 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,378 If we don't work on your presentation, you're gonna be sorry. 287 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,130 When's recess? 288 00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,383 ["Paris Summer" by Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood playing] 289 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:07,347 ♪ Walking down some cobbled street ♪ 290 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:10,267 ♪ The sound of water near my feet ♪ 291 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,769 ♪ I found her ♪ 292 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:21,111 ♪ A hundred thousand flashes in my mind… ♪ 293 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:22,613 [clears throat] 294 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,406 It's me. 295 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,158 Yeah, I know. 296 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,244 -Um, okay, so I'm all set up on the Wi-Fi. -Mm-hmm. 297 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,122 Now we just, um, wait for a post. 298 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,206 Mm-hmm. 299 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,923 You're reading Chaucer? 300 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,176 Yeah. It's like reading a different language, though, you know. 301 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,803 You'll be surprised how fast you get used to it. 302 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,640 If you can just let go and stop trying to understand… 303 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,309 Yeah, that's how code was for me. 304 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,978 -I just let it go, let it wash over me-- -[computer chimes] 305 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:55,938 -It's him. -Already? 306 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,898 -It's him? -Yeah. 307 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,316 -Where is he? -[sighs] 308 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,152 [Joan] "This hag makes me wanna kill myself." 309 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,655 -Good. Now it'll look like a suicide. -[chuckles] 310 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,908 Let me, uh, check the IP address. 311 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,119 He's here. He's here. Okay. 312 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,704 [breathes deeply] 313 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,332 All right, what should we… do? 314 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,625 Oh, okay. 315 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,298 [beeps] 316 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,593 [beeps] 317 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,637 [Rentz] What? No. 318 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,888 [frantically pushing buttons] 319 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,056 [beeps] 320 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,853 [smacks lips] Well, I can't make copies, but I think I just unlocked my car. 321 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,105 [laughs] 322 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,232 -You want a hand? -Be my guest. 323 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:44,778 -She's got a mind of her own. -[Rentz] Mmm. Don't remind me. 324 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,821 Okay. 325 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,574 -[clatters] -[copier chiming, whirring] 326 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,535 Brilliant. Thank you. 327 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,619 Yeah. 328 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,915 When Melville died, the Times just published a tiny death notice? 329 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,376 They actually misspelled the title of Moby-Dick. 330 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,420 -M-O-B-I-E. -I-E. 331 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,631 -It upsets me. -Well, that makes two of us. 332 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,301 -Thanks. -Yeah. 333 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,097 [sighs] 334 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,766 Oh, hey, you forgot your, uh-- 335 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,401 This is a water balloon. 336 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,695 In order to explore air resistance and physics, 337 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,363 what you do is you catch it. 338 00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:31,742 Oh, good catch! That was perfect! That was so awes- 339 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,494 You li-- 340 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,246 That's it! 341 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,915 -You're a goner. -[giggling] 342 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,585 -[water balloon bursts] -[Bill] Oh! 343 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,962 I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! 344 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,424 -[Ju Ju giggling] -[Bill] Where are you going? 345 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,134 Ju Ju, come on, come back. 346 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,386 [Ju Ju] Let's go surprise Mommy! 347 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,389 [Bill] I can't. I'm not allowed to be on campus. 348 00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,058 [suspenseful music playing] 349 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,271 What the fuck? 350 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,815 No sleeping in the library. It's a new rule. 351 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:04,941 Oh okay. 352 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,235 [man whispering] Hey. So, what's the plan? 353 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,155 -[keys clacking] -[man] Wha-- 354 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,157 Hey. 355 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,242 [suspenseful music playing] 356 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,081 Hey, you! 357 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:20,415 Is that him? 358 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,752 Wait! Goddamn it. 359 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,130 -[man] Wait. Wait! -[Joan gasps] 360 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,507 -[beeping] -Come on! 361 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,383 Hey! 362 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,015 -Steve. -Professor Hambling? 363 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,601 Now you listen to me. 364 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:42,354 I may not be your cup of tea, 365 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,648 but The Canterbury Tales is a work of genius. 366 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,234 Philandering husbands, horny housewives, 367 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,986 farting, shitting, pubic hair. 368 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:54,658 Some poor schmuck asked a woman for a kiss and ends up making out with her butthole. 369 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,701 That's a fate I'm wishing for you. 370 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,662 -Okay, okay. -So, you know, pucker up. 371 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,957 -[stutters] You hear what she's saying? -[Joan] You don't have to like me. 372 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,294 But Chaucer has survived more than 600 years of literary criticism. 373 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:10,215 And if you can't figure out that he's a badass, 374 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,926 then just stay the fuck out of my classroom. 375 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,303 [student] Dope City! 376 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,931 [all laughing] 377 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,517 What are you teaching next semester? 378 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,601 [scoffs] 379 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,603 -Chaucer. -[all laugh] 380 00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,063 [footsteps approaching] 381 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,402 [Ji-Yoon sighs] 382 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,362 I'll ask him to pull back. 383 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,491 It's just a draft. 384 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,827 He was making photocopies on letterhead. 385 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:42,038 -Pretty sure he's ready to send it. -I promise I won't let him. [sighs] 386 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,039 [inhales deeply] 387 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,375 What? 388 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,919 You have tenure, I don't. 389 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,005 Now you're the chair too. I-- 390 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:53,550 I don't know, I'm not sure what's okay to say and what's not okay. 391 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,304 Yaz, if I haven't made it clear that I want you to speak your mind, then-- 392 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,181 [sighs] 393 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,851 Then I… I consider that a serious failure on my part. 394 00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,269 I mean, that kills me. 395 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,813 Okay. 396 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,444 What are you doing? 397 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:16,364 How does this align with your mission? I thought we moved beyond this bullshit. 398 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,409 I am giving them David Duchovny, so they will give me you. 399 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,620 You shouldn't be pimping for David Duchovny. 400 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,580 -I know-- -I shouldn't be asked to stand out-- 401 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,664 I am trying. 402 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,374 [breathes deeply] 403 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,752 I don't feel like I inherited an English Department. 404 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,213 I feel like someone handed me a ticking time bomb 405 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:34,341 because they wanted to make sure a woman was holding it when it explodes. 406 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,968 Bill and I started teaching here around the same time. 407 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,803 Whenever Elliot would bump into us, 408 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:42,390 he would clap Bill on the back and invite him over for dinner, 409 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,559 and I was like, "Um, hello?" 410 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:49,648 The bottom line is, he still has a lot of institutional power. 411 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,817 He's insecure because no one takes his classes anymore. 412 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:53,985 Yeah. 413 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,279 No, I see why you feel sorry for him. 414 00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,033 He only got to rule the profession for the last 40 years. 415 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:03,995 Yaz… 416 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,041 -[giggling] -[Bill] Ju Ju! 417 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,460 I'm serious. [grunts] 418 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:12,587 Ju Ju? 419 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,548 Wait. That is technically campus. I cannot be there. 420 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,968 No, Ju Ju, please. 421 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,178 [Ju Ju giggling] 422 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,059 ♪ Who took the bomp? ♪ 423 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,899 ♪ Every day and night ♪ 424 00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:33,817 [Bill] Stop! 425 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,696 I can't be here! I can't be on campus! 426 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,905 Hey, Dobson. 427 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,783 Don't back down. 428 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,411 Free speech in America. 429 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,666 [door unlocking] 430 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,378 [sighs] 431 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,145 [water balloon bursts] 432 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,357 -[Ju Ju giggling] -Oh. 433 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,443 ["Deceptacon" by Le Tigre playing] 434 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:28,496 ♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪ 435 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,374 ♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪ 436 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,544 ♪ Who took the bomp From the bomp-a-lomp-a-lomp? ♪ 437 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,629 ♪ Who took the ram From the rama-lama-ding-dong? ♪ 438 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,840 Oh my God, you scared me. What are you doing here? 439 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:42,302 -Uh, I gotta-- -You're not supposed to be on campus. 440 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,095 -[breathes deeply] -[door closes] 441 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,639 [breathing heavily] 442 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,142 Those are my lecture notes. 443 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,562 -Yes, I-- [gulps] -[inhales deeply] 444 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,980 Okay, please don't freak out. 445 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,232 Larson asked David Duchovny to teach your class. 446 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,069 -What? -As, like, a… a guest lecturer. 447 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,905 Just a few classes while we… Just until your hearing. 448 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,240 So you were gonna take 'em home and then what? 449 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,117 Invite him over for a… a seminar? 450 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:09,037 I'm supposed to go to his house. He has a country house-- 451 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,873 Jesus fucking Christ. Is this really happening? 452 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:14,250 You're taking my stolen notes to David Duchovny's house? 453 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,127 No. That's my intellectual property. 454 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:18,630 I am taking your notes because someone has to teach your class, 455 00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,757 even if that someone is David fucking Duchovny. 456 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,842 The larger issue, the one you're trying to blow by, 457 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,594 is that you're allowed everywhere except-- 458 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,304 -[panting] -Where's Ju Ju? 459 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,184 -Oh. Ju Ju? -Go. 460 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,646 -[chuckling] -[birds cawing] 461 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:40,151 Ju Ju! 462 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:42,612 -Hi! -[Ji-Yoon] Sweetie, what are you doing? 463 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,365 -Look at us. Stop. -Stop moving. No, honey, look at me. 464 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:46,658 I wanna jump, to Bill. 465 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,618 -Turn to me. -That's not a good idea. 466 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,203 -One. -Okay. 467 00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,454 -Okay, okay. -Two. 468 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,248 -Hold on. Hold on. Oh God! -Three! 469 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,958 -[laughs] -[Bill] Oh God. 470 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,835 -You scared your mama. -Okay, let's go. 471 00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,420 -Let's-- -You scared your mama. 472 00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,422 -Sweetheart, let's go. -Stop it. No. 473 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:01,673 -Can Bill come? -No. 474 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,049 -Not tonight. -No, we gotta leave. 475 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:04,801 -Come for dinner. -No, sweetheart. 476 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:05,969 -Come! -We have got to leave. 477 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,303 -Come on! -Okay, to the car. 478 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,263 -Mom! -To the car? 479 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:09,222 -Yes. -To the car? 480 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,558 ["Cemetry Gates" by The Smiths playing] 481 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:12,809 ♪ A dreaded sunny day ♪ 482 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:15,395 ♪ So I meet you at the cemetry gates ♪ 483 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,814 Mommy, you're so short. 484 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,691 And cute. 485 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,443 [Ji-Yoon] Okay. Yeah. 486 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,112 ♪ So I meet you at the cemetry gates ♪ 487 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,281 ♪ Keats and Yeats are on your side ♪ 488 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,657 [Ju Ju] You do it, Bill. 489 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:32,745 ♪ While Wilde is on mine ♪ 490 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:37,459 ♪ So we go inside And we gravely read the stones ♪ 491 00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:41,713 ♪ All those people, all those lives Where are they now? ♪ 492 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:46,926 ♪ With loves, and hates And passions just like mine ♪ 493 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:50,763 ♪ They were born and then they lived And then they died ♪ 494 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:55,393 ♪ It seems so unfair I want to cry ♪ 495 00:23:55,477 --> 00:24:00,482 ♪ You say, "'Ere thrice the sun done Salutation to the dawn" ♪ 496 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:04,360 ♪ And you claim these words as your own ♪ 497 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:09,073 ♪ But I've read well And I've heard them said ♪ 498 00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:13,661 ♪ A hundred times Maybe less, maybe more ♪ 499 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:18,666 ♪ If you must write prose and poems The words you use should be your own ♪ 500 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:22,545 ♪ Don't plagiarize or take "on loan" ♪ 501 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:27,717 ♪ 'Cause there's always someone, somewhere With a big nose, who knows ♪ 502 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,596 ♪ And who trips you up and laughs When you fall ♪ 503 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:36,100 ♪ Who'll trip you up and laugh When you fall ♪ 504 00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:41,064 ♪ You say,"'Ere long done do does did" ♪ 505 00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:45,527 ♪ Words which could only be your own ♪ 506 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:49,822 ♪ And then produce the text From whence was ripped ♪ 507 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:54,744 ♪ Some dizzy whore, 1804 ♪ 508 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,037 ♪ A dreaded sunny day ♪ 509 00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:59,040 ♪ So let's go where we're happy And I meet you at the cemetry gates ♪ 510 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:03,795 ♪ Oh, Keats and Yeats are on your side ♪ 511 00:25:03,878 --> 00:25:05,088 ♪ A dreaded sunny day ♪ 512 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,173 ♪ So let's go where we're wanted… ♪