1
00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,967
‎NETFLIX 影集

2
00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:09,802
‎好

3
00:00:09,886 --> 00:00:11,429
‎別說任何挑釁的話

4
00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,806
‎我絕不會使祖國蒙羞

5
00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:15,641
‎你知道自己惹上多少麻煩嗎？

6
00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,353
‎妳知道我因為真的犯錯
‎而出事幾次嗎？

7
00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:21,564
‎我就這麼一次因為太笨而出事

8
00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,107
‎你必須認真看待這件事

9
00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,692
‎我很認真，我一定會認真

10
00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:27,445
‎你這是什麼樣子？

11
00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:31,199
‎我就叫你振作一點了

12
00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:33,743
‎我是故意弄歪的
‎因為我喜歡妳幫我整理

13
00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:37,246
‎妳好香

14
00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,667
‎拜託你好好接納他們的意見，好嗎？

15
00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:47,465
‎對，我不認同這個荒謬的程序

16
00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:52,220
‎我不是納粹

17
00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:54,514
‎你覺得拿納粹開玩笑沒關係嗎？

18
00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:58,142
‎不是，但我想到兩個納粹走進酒吧…

19
00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:05,733
‎我們有簡單的規定可以處理這種情況

20
00:01:05,817 --> 00:01:10,071
‎你們兩位擬定一份道歉聲明

21
00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:12,865
‎我們再張貼在各大相關平台

22
00:01:12,949 --> 00:01:14,158
‎不好意思，請問大名？

23
00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,786
‎-朗尼
‎-對，他是朗尼

24
00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,205
‎朗尼是公關主任

25
00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:21,332
‎有人稱之為危機管理

26
00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,000
‎也有人稱為聲譽管理

27
00:01:24,836 --> 00:01:25,920
‎我不和人共筆

28
00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,797
‎你認為我們應該怎麼處理？

29
00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,799
‎-我會找他們談談
‎-找啥？

30
00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,259
‎-“找誰”
‎-“找誰”

31
00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:32,802
‎找學生

32
00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,971
‎-不行…
‎-我建議別那麼做

33
00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:35,930
‎我有終身職

34
00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,142
‎你不能限制我在教室裡的行為

35
00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,768
‎也不能限制我在校園內的言論

36
00:01:40,852 --> 00:01:43,604
‎除非我違反教職員行為守則

37
00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:44,689
‎但我沒有

38
00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:49,193
‎大學理當鼓勵異議的存在

39
00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,571
‎我們應該為這些學生感到驕傲

40
00:01:51,654 --> 00:01:52,947
‎他們正是在發表異議

41
00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,074
‎事實上，我還是大學生時

42
00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:58,744
‎為了南非撤資運動
‎光著屁股坐在那張桌上

43
00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:07,712
‎我們可以去喝咖啡了嗎？

44
00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,339
‎我們還有一些事情要討論

45
00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:12,925
‎我晚點再去找你

46
00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:15,094
‎好

47
00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,391
‎這件事已經在社交媒體鬧開了

48
00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:24,353
‎校長開始接到贊助者和校友的電話

49
00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:26,689
‎問題要是不馬上解決

50
00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:29,108
‎就算他要比爾辭職，我也不感到意外

51
00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,193
‎他會道歉的

52
00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:32,403
‎他看起來一點歉意都沒有

53
00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:35,031
‎我保證在我找他談過以後

54
00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:36,407
‎他一定會悔不當初

55
00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:44,832
‎等我

56
00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,336
‎我喜歡妳裝出一副是我老闆的樣子

57
00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:51,047
‎-妳真該看看自己剛才的樣子
‎-我就是你的老闆

58
00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,131
‎好吧

59
00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:55,218
‎那妳今晚要做什麼，老闆？

60
00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,344
‎可以約妳吃晚餐嗎？

61
00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:57,428
‎你有什麼毛病？

62
00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,597
‎你現在當然不能約我出去

63
00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,891
‎這是非常嚴重的違紀事件

64
00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:07,188
‎所以我就該讓人資部官僚
‎幫我寫道歉文？

65
00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,523
‎那對我的學生是一種傷害

66
00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:10,942
‎他們一眼就看得出來

67
00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,652
‎你知道還有什麼很明顯嗎？

68
00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:15,112
‎就是你的這股傲慢氣焰

69
00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,449
‎拜託一下，我不是納粹，好嗎？

70
00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,451
‎-難道我就不…
‎-這跟你是不是納粹無關

71
00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:23,537
‎重點在於你是不是犯這種錯時

72
00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:26,040
‎就以為可以拍拍屁股走人

73
00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,125
‎完全不用考慮任何後果

74
00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,840
‎所以是不跟我吃晚餐嗎？

75
00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,221
‎小雅有八千個推特粉絲

76
00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:42,306
‎我已把這件事張貼到系所網站上

77
00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,767
‎-她贏得人學會獎學金的消息呢？
‎-貼了

78
00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:49,063
‎可惜瓊安辦公室的事追不出下文

79
00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,024
‎-一定有我們能幫的忙
‎-我…

80
00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,776
‎-妳好
‎-妳好

81
00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,195
‎謝謝，我先跟萊拉說個話，請進

82
00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:59,323
‎我知道我好像一直在無視妳

83
00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,158
‎只是現在亂成一團

84
00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:02,868
‎別忘了妳今晚有晚餐約會

85
00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,704
‎該死，妳再說明一次

86
00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,206
‎要去院長家，可能是跟那件…

87
00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,668
‎謝謝妳，羅莉

88
00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,839
‎我在威斯康辛有個朋友莎拉

89
00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,632
‎她的指導教授被控性騷擾

90
00:04:16,716 --> 00:04:18,759
‎最後他的推薦函一文不值

91
00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:22,054
‎-沒人認為達布森是納粹
‎-我的學生貸款如山高

92
00:04:22,138 --> 00:04:24,807
‎那是個爛笑話，他就要道歉了

93
00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,225
‎有很多人在聯絡我

94
00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:29,895
‎什麼人？

95
00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:30,896
‎記者

96
00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,440
‎我該說什麼？

97
00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:34,150
‎天啊，什麼都別說

98
00:04:34,734 --> 00:04:37,403
‎如果事情搞大，有可能大大傷害我們

99
00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:39,780
‎妳也包含在內

100
00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,327
‎《白鯨記》毫無疑問是失敗作

101
00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,411
‎討不了評論家的歡心

102
00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,246
‎梅爾維爾死時沒沒無名

103
00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:51,959
‎他在寫給朋友霍桑的信裡
‎就預言到這一點

104
00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:53,377
‎這本書就是獻給他的

105
00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:58,341
‎這作品一直到1920年代才成為經典…

106
00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:01,260
‎我們要討論梅爾維爾打老婆的事嗎？

107
00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:06,474
‎確實有女權學者做出這種斷定

108
00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,226
‎但由於缺乏決定性證據

109
00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:12,271
‎我認為專注於文字上會比較好

110
00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,148
‎我們關心的是梅爾維爾這位作者

111
00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,775
‎而不是梅爾維爾這個人

112
00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,902
‎但你才剛提到梅爾維爾的個人面

113
00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,363
‎像是他寫給霍桑的私人信件

114
00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,325
‎我只是想表達，他的…

115
00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,161
‎他和霍桑的交情…

116
00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:31,040
‎對他寫作方面的成長非常重要

117
00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,501
‎沒搞錯吧？

118
00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,795
‎一直要到1920年代

119
00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:38,381
‎這部小說才取得應有的地位…

120
00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:40,341
‎等我上課再討論打老婆的部分

121
00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:45,137
‎以及梅爾維爾生命中的女性

122
00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:47,139
‎對他作品的重要貢獻

123
00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:52,311
‎（無限期停課）

124
00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,563
‎無限期？

125
00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:55,815
‎誰跟妳說的？

126
00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:59,193
‎無限期的意思只是“請等通知”

127
00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:12,289
‎要幫我把這些傳單張貼在校園內嗎？

128
00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:15,793
‎我可以直接從線上寄給課堂學生

129
00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,212
‎這件事已經鬧到課堂以外了

130
00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:26,178
‎（校民大會，比爾達布森教授主持）

131
00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,101
‎妳的男人慘了

132
00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:38,607
‎（請見以下學生數與對應教授薪資）

133
00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:39,775
‎猜猜還有什麼問題？

134
00:06:39,859 --> 00:06:41,485
‎沒有無線網路

135
00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:43,487
‎天啊

136
00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:44,780
‎找過技術人員嗎？

137
00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:46,657
‎我已經留言700次了

138
00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,576
‎現在正要過去找他們

139
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,953
‎妳要來嗎？發揮一下影響力？

140
00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,663
‎我得先去催一下倫茲

141
00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,915
‎但我今晚會跟拉森提起

142
00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:56,876
‎我很抱歉，瓊安，我…

143
00:06:56,959 --> 00:07:00,129
‎這樣好了，妳想在這工作嗎？
‎我可以把一些垃圾挪開

144
00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,130
‎免了

145
00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,965
‎（彭布羅克）

146
00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:05,926
‎妳看過教學評鑑了嗎？

147
00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,178
‎看了

148
00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,138
‎評鑑怎麼說？

149
00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:11,891
‎說我的課太刺激了

150
00:07:15,728 --> 00:07:17,897
‎等一下，他一直都在這裡嗎？

151
00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,440
‎我沒空重新裝潢

152
00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:22,943
‎我在他的車裡幫他打過手槍

153
00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:25,154
‎慶祝我得到終身職

154
00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,907
‎他是本校在1924年的校長

155
00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,117
‎看起來很像被我打手槍的人

156
00:07:30,201 --> 00:07:33,746
‎-而且那對妳算是慶祝嗎？
‎-說得有道理

157
00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:36,665
‎不管他是誰，他都欠我一次高潮

158
00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:41,003
‎瓊安，妳聽說比爾
‎要找學生舉辦校民大會的事嗎？

159
00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,507
‎-我很擔心
‎-他就是會做這種事

160
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,549
‎他們都愛他

161
00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:47,593
‎他很能產生共鳴

162
00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,179
‎如果是艾略特，甚至是妳

163
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,514
‎我就會擔心了

164
00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,142
‎有人在嗎？

165
00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:57,853
‎妳好

166
00:07:57,937 --> 00:07:59,021
‎嗨

167
00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:01,941
‎謝謝妳的蘋果派

168
00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:03,859
‎是蜜桃派

169
00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:05,528
‎-對喔
‎-對

170
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,112
‎你有空嗎？

171
00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:08,447
‎當然有

172
00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,867
‎嘿，門要開著

173
00:08:11,951 --> 00:08:13,035
‎這會搞得血流成河

174
00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,496
‎為什麼這麼說？

175
00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:21,252
‎任何跟希特勒有關的“笑話”
‎都專屬一個分類

176
00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:25,464
‎你知道有迷因是
‎學生貼希特勒的鬍子模仿你嗎？

177
00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,091
‎你看不出來嗎？

178
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,176
‎這次事牽涉更大的校園問題

179
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,928
‎更大的國家問題

180
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,805
‎猶太人碰到暴民呢？

181
00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:35,307
‎美國去年的反猶太事件達到40年高峰

182
00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:36,433
‎惡意與否當然重要

183
00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:37,810
‎但即使你無意造成傷害

184
00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,895
‎只要你做的事造成影響…

185
00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:41,689
‎這位是妲芬妮

186
00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:42,773
‎-這是金…
‎-是妲芙娜

187
00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:46,193
‎妳好，我也正在跟他說同一件事

188
00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:48,279
‎英雌所見略同

189
00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,412
‎-妳找我有事嗎？
‎-對

190
00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:58,622
‎好

191
00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,001
‎我還有一件事想問你

192
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,211
‎不過下次待續吧

193
00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:05,421
‎沒問題

194
00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:11,885
‎-好
‎-你在搞什麼鬼？

195
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,555
‎-她一頭衝進來，就把門關上了
‎-你為什麼不打開？

196
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,932
‎因為她指控我鼓動另類右派

197
00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:18,809
‎我不想中途打斷她

198
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,272
‎不要，幹嘛？

199
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,774
‎那沒什麼，好嗎？

200
00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,902
‎你這個麻煩人物

201
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,571
‎我？

202
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,866
‎可以請你幫個忙嗎？

203
00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,410
‎-誰叫你早上那樣，你欠我的
‎-儘管開口

204
00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:38,162
‎今晚能幫我帶珠珠嗎？

205
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,705
‎我有事要去拉森院長家

206
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:40,748
‎什麼事？

207
00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,708
‎誰知道？去打通關節？

208
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,085
‎這是什麼？

209
00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:46,712
‎-我不知道
‎-這是哪種關節？

210
00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,932
‎我辦公室裡的無線網路故障了

211
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,810
‎-有什麼問題？
‎-完全沒訊號

212
00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:04,438
‎我可以給妳強波器，但系上必須填單

213
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,316
‎妳找系主任談過了嗎？

214
00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:10,527
‎算了

215
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,828
‎（瓊安漢林：腫世紀文學）

216
00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:21,038
‎（她刻意要我們受苦）

217
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,836
‎謝謝

218
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,840
‎謝謝

219
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,401
‎糟…

220
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:56,990
‎我的天啊

221
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,007
‎聽說妳的網路掛了

222
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,885
‎太棒了，請進

223
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,221
‎這樣妳就有網路了

224
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,181
‎我怎麼沒早點遇見你呢？

225
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,808
‎因為我都躲資訊室？

226
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:26,645
‎對了，你聽過教授評價網嗎？

227
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:27,563
‎聽過

228
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:31,066
‎學校要我接受學生的批評

229
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:33,527
‎-為什麼？
‎-反正我知道他們會說什麼

230
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,905
‎就是我不該教長度超過300頁的書

231
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,199
‎他們應該不會說這種話

232
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,994
‎說不定會有些有意思的話出現

233
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,370
‎要我就會給妳好評價

234
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,832
‎這個字體太小了

235
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,710
‎你可以念幾則給我聽嗎？

236
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:54,465
‎-挑一些你認為可能有幫助的
‎-好，我看看

237
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,800
‎妳確定這樣好嗎？

238
00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:00,304
‎-這則不行
‎-怎樣？

239
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,308
‎這則也不行

240
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,726
‎怎樣？上面怎麼說？

241
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:10,230
‎“矮肥短，我不行”

242
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:11,648
‎這是說我胖嗎？

243
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,776
‎還是這些詞現在有不同意義？

244
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,027
‎不是，就是這個意思

245
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,488
‎不過妳顯然不胖，妳身材好得很

246
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,739
‎換下一則吧，好嗎？

247
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:22,493
‎“我每次會想漢林教授，都是因為…”

248
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,079
‎-不好
‎-沒關係

249
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,290
‎-我覺得這沒什麼建設性
‎-說吧

250
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,958
‎“…我不想射在女友裡面”

251
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,587
‎他不想射在女友裡面時就會想我？

252
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,671
‎-他就這麼寫
‎-我不懂

253
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:35,798
‎別鑽牛角尖吧

254
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,341
‎他不想…

255
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,267
‎讓我來仔細端詳一下

256
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,191
‎這是昨天張貼的

257
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,400
‎是嗎？我沒注意到

258
00:12:55,484 --> 00:13:00,113
‎你應該沒辦法找出這個王八蛋吧？

259
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,158
‎可以，不過那麼做是違法的

260
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:06,495
‎我要走了

261
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,871
‎-晚安
‎-晚安

262
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:12,501
‎你看小雅建議的外部評委名單了嗎？

263
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:15,629
‎我們必須找認真看待女權學術

264
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,714
‎以及批判種族理論的人，艾略特

265
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,759
‎她是我們唯一的美國文學後進

266
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,304
‎你們很明顯有共同利益

267
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,223
‎就是讓你們的領域

268
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,934
‎繼續成為系上的顯學，對吧？

269
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,438
‎總之，我們希望她的評估能高分通過

270
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:36,108
‎我會把她的作品寄給知名學者

271
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,068
‎他們會客觀地加以審查

272
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:40,529
‎太好了

273
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:47,494
‎我知道英文系選出
‎第一位女性系主任時

274
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,788
‎我簡直手舞足蹈

275
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,749
‎我當年主修英文，所以我跟保羅說

276
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,878
‎我一定要跟她握手，然後…

277
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,839
‎當面稱讚她

278
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,593
‎我不知道選舉有多激烈，但謝謝妳

279
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,720
‎-別貶低自己
‎-他說得對

280
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:08,181
‎沒有女人能靠貶低自己得到成就的

281
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:13,353
‎話說，我一直在想著這場大災難

282
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,522
‎是達布森教授

283
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,108
‎我可以向妳保證他一定會道歉

284
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,068
‎-他整個人心力交瘁
‎-不

285
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,945
‎你們需要有人助一臂之力

286
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,280
‎來點新血

287
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,282
‎來點明星效應

288
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,785
‎-惠特登夫人有位特別訪客…
‎-我碰巧遇到這樣一個人…

289
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,370
‎-你請說
‎-不了

290
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,456
‎-說吧
‎-不好意思，妳請說

291
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,542
‎我是在農夫市場遇到的，誇張吧？

292
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,419
‎他在附近有間鄉村別墅

293
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,504
‎我們開始攀談

294
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,881
‎然後我就想到

295
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,466
‎“就是這種人

296
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,094
‎能夠振興文學研究”

297
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,639
‎真想不到

298
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:52,309
‎他答應接下我們今年的榮譽講座

299
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,062
‎我還以為…

300
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,523
‎就過往經驗來看，那是由系主任審酌

301
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:02,569
‎資金則是由捐助理事審酌

302
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:05,906
‎而且妳找不出更好的人選，金博士

303
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,991
‎我已經宣布麥凱博士會…

304
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,327
‎-猜猜是誰
‎-我不…我真的猜不到

305
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,870
‎妳一定會感到不可思議

306
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:12,788
‎這是…

307
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,624
‎這是一條線索

308
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:21,838
‎-科爾森懷特黑德
‎-再猜一次

309
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:24,800
‎-是妳會喜歡的人
‎-我喜歡科爾森懷特黑德

310
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,093
‎是大衛杜考夫尼

311
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,220
‎那個演員？

312
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,180
‎-鼎鼎大名的史卡利探員
‎-是穆德

313
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,641
‎是穆德，對，他會…

314
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,851
‎他會需要準備講座內容

315
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,063
‎和幾名主修英文的學生會面

316
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,898
‎我們打算用抽籤方式挑人

317
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:44,361
‎所以我們需要妳幫他找一間辦公室

318
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,198
‎各就各位，預備

319
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:49,825
‎開始

320
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,331
‎過你的人生是什麼感覺？

321
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,376
‎有好有壞

322
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,172
‎我看過你哭

323
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,675
‎在你太太過世時

324
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,846
‎在廚房裡哭，我媽也在哭

325
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,473
‎是啊

326
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,934
‎其實那次是…

327
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,436
‎-那次是…
‎-我沒有爸爸

328
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,360
‎人生的問題就是…

329
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:28,780
‎就是要等年紀更大，才會明白…

330
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,198
‎你有蛀牙嗎？

331
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,452
‎有

332
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,619
‎我沒有

333
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,418
‎想看我最喜歡的書嗎？

334
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,255
‎-當然想
‎-裡面有裸照

335
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,425
‎（人類家庭）

336
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,806
‎我不記得自己是嬰兒的時候

337
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:55,849
‎我也是

338
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,646
‎他在做什麼？

339
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,939
‎他在喝母乳

340
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,406
‎我不記得我的生母

341
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:26,046
‎我25歲時要生小孩

342
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,048
‎有可能是27歲

343
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,383
‎我不想變很老

344
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,511
‎我以後要結婚

345
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,015
‎很多人認為婚姻是資產階級制度

346
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,060
‎-妳知道那是什麼嗎？
‎-我媽快47歲了

347
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:45,816
‎對啊，她等了好久才終於等到妳

348
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,528
‎有整整兩年，她把安全座椅放在門邊

349
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:51,196
‎所有衣服也都準備好了

350
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,614
‎（蘇族諺語：“萬物一體”）

351
00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:54,533
‎她等啊等的

352
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,411
‎還得經歷一大堆繁文縟節

353
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,413
‎我們老師今天說

354
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,250
‎我要負責帶班上同學過亡靈節

355
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,626
‎你知道那是什麼嗎？

356
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:05,585
‎知道

357
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,921
‎真令人期待

358
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,049
‎我們可以幫你太太做個祭壇

359
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,551
‎這樣她的靈魂就能找到你

360
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,929
‎我只需要知道她最喜歡什麼東西

361
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,267
‎她很會彈鋼琴

362
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,395
‎她最喜歡吃什麼？

363
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,939
‎像是蛋糕、糖果

364
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,400
‎如果是她能聞到的東西最好

365
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,948
‎她很喜歡吃披薩

366
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,533
‎我也是

367
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,036
‎我們又要看到陰莖了

368
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,790
‎-我警告過妳…
‎-你不能假裝他是學者

369
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:45,208
‎他差點拿到博士

370
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,335
‎換句話說就是沒拿到博士

371
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,755
‎我的教師群資歷豐富，但是需要幫忙

372
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,257
‎他們無法工作

373
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,675
‎有人還真的坐在地下室

374
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,595
‎-他是名人
‎-才不是

375
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,555
‎現在的學生不看電視，都上抖音

376
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,140
‎出席率

377
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,434
‎這是妳現在唯一要重視的事

378
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,685
‎創意寫作？

379
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,688
‎那是妳系上唯一選課數在增加的領域

380
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,899
‎學生想創作內容

381
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,609
‎-天啊，還內容咧
‎-對

382
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,444
‎不管是自己出版小說

383
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,778
‎還是部落格

384
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,697
‎-還是…
‎-至少找個真正的作家吧

385
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,034
‎他是《紐約時報》的暢銷作家

386
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,454
‎-才不是
‎-自己去查

387
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:24,956
‎不是

388
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:32,672
‎有人嗎？

389
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,388
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

390
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,185
‎我們來…

391
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,900
‎你幫我把盤子洗好了

392
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,987
‎嘿，話說…

393
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,197
‎謝謝

394
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,658
‎你想好校民大會要說什麼了嗎？

395
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,284
‎我可以…

396
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:03,245
‎-可以預演給妳看嗎？
‎-可以

397
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:04,704
‎好

398
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,081
‎謝謝各位過來

399
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:12,420
‎我為冒犯到各位感到真心難過

400
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,589
‎其實…

401
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:21,596
‎現在是春天

402
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,265
‎希特勒

403
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,349
‎比爾

404
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,767
‎還有德國

405
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,227
‎算了，我放棄

406
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,813
‎抱歉，我只是…

407
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:31,606
‎好啦

408
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,276
‎妳看

409
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,028
‎大衛杜考夫尼是暢銷作家

410
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:38,321
‎不會吧

411
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,573
‎還是不能讓他負責榮譽講座

412
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,033
‎我別無選擇

413
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:46,413
‎“大衛杜考夫尼在普林斯頓大學
‎寫論文研究貝克特”

414
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,580
‎跟你一樣

415
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,666
‎才不一樣

416
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,919
‎“他在耶魯大學
‎是評論大師哈洛卜倫的指導學生”

417
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,296
‎-天啊
‎-我懂

418
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,131
‎等等，回去

419
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,466
‎那真的是大衛杜考夫尼的屁股嗎？

420
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,261
‎為什麼每次提到他都要講全名？

421
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,721
‎那真的是大衛的屁股嗎？

422
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:03,722
‎好吧

423
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,181
‎-他身材真好
‎-我受夠了

424
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,358
‎宴會帳篷到了，但我們無法架設

425
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,276
‎為什麼？

426
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,944
‎有學生在等著聽比爾達布森說話

427
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:18,987
‎校民大會

428
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,406
‎不會吧，那是辦在中庭？現在嗎？

429
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,866
‎-要不要換場地？
‎-不用

430
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,160
‎等人潮散去再開始布置

431
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,703
‎順便叫校警過來

432
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,039
‎中庭在下午都要保持淨空

433
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,124
‎大家好

434
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,586
‎大家願意來參與，對我意義重大

435
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,881
‎我很明顯不屬於猶太族群

436
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,717
‎我沒資格告訴你們怎樣算不算冒犯

437
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,469
‎-沒錯
‎-對

438
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,805
‎但我跟大家一樣屬於彭布羅克大學

439
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,433
‎我想瞭解你們的觀點

440
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,809
‎-彭布羅克不容納粹
‎-對

441
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,103
‎我同意，納粹是天地不容

442
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,897
‎-這裡不該存在仇恨言論
‎-同意

443
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,149
‎你懷抱新納粹情操嗎？

444
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,693
‎-你是納粹嗎？
‎-不是，我是教授

445
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,111
‎納粹痛恨教授

446
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,988
‎因為納粹敵視思想

447
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:05,158
‎美國大學收過最好的禮物

448
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,869
‎就是逃出納粹德國的知識分子

449
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,829
‎例如作家湯瑪斯曼

450
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,873
‎漢娜鄂蘭、布萊希特

451
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,166
‎狄奧多阿多諾

452
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,960
‎很多人寫了法西斯心態的無價研究

453
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,630
‎以及對思想自由的重要辯護

454
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:22,634
‎如果是我，就不會在這裡
‎用猶太難民的故事

455
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:24,928
‎他們並非全都是猶太人

456
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,180
‎其中有些人是從旁聲援

457
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,640
‎你是在自比漢娜鄂蘭嗎？

458
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,517
‎-不是
‎-你在課堂上向希特勒敬禮耶

459
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,643
‎聽聽他的說詞吧

460
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:34,813
‎我們是他們的傳承者

461
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:37,899
‎大學應該是捍衛言論自由的地方

462
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,318
‎不必害怕交流想法

463
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:43,071
‎對啦，你講話就是言論自由

464
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:48,076
‎不是，我希望這裡是
‎所有人都能暢所欲言的論壇

465
00:22:48,159 --> 00:22:51,121
‎你是為《紐約時報》
‎寫社論的白人終身教授

466
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,373
‎你真的認為這個論壇平等嗎？

467
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,667
‎我懂，這個說法很有道理

468
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,502
‎做法永遠不會完美

469
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,587
‎但進行這段對話是一個開始

470
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,799
‎昨天有人在布魯克斯廳畫納粹符號

471
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,842
‎畫在休息室

472
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,970
‎-你知道嗎？
‎-你覺得那也很好笑嗎？

473
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,561
‎如果你要說我做的事

474
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:18,106
‎等同於散播新納粹主義，那就扯遠了

475
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:21,776
‎那是刻意誤認某種明顯是…

476
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,821
‎你是說我們誤認了納粹禮嗎？

477
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,115
‎不是，我完全不是這個意思

478
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:29,242
‎-我只是想要說…
‎-每次都是這樣

479
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,661
‎你們做出客觀上糟糕透頂的事

480
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,496
‎等到被我們指正

481
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,331
‎就反過來指控我們搞錯

482
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:39,377
‎我沒說有人反應過度，我只是要說…

483
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,587
‎你要道歉嗎？

484
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,799
‎-要
‎-好

485
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:47,093
‎-好，說給我們聽吧
‎-好

486
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,434
‎很抱歉讓你們覺得…

487
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,269
‎這才不是道歉

488
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:59,105
‎-如果我讓你們覺得…
‎-你是因為我的感覺才說抱歉

489
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:03,067
‎你是為了降低個人責任
‎才會說為我們的感覺表示抱歉

490
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,152
‎拉森院長

491
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:08,823
‎很高興看到你來捍衛
‎向希特勒敬禮的本校教授

492
00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:10,867
‎不…那不是我來這裡的用意

493
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,660
‎我沒有叫他來

494
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:13,870
‎這是你們和我之間的事

495
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,456
‎你為什麼沒參加上週的校民大會？

496
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,960
‎我們在這裡辦了一場種族正義大會

497
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,629
‎達布森教授，是你報警的嗎？

498
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:23,922
‎-沒有
‎-你找了支援

499
00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,673
‎真不敢相信你找他們過來

500
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,467
‎拜託，這是兩個不同議題

501
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:31,304
‎彭布羅克不容納粹…

502
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:37,435
‎達布森滾出去…

503
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:41,814
‎達布森滾出去…

504
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,399
‎字幕翻譯：韓仁耀