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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎他性感嗎？

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‎別亂說，他太太過世了

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‎這根本就是每本言情小說的開場

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‎我只是單純喜歡他，他很聰明

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‎又憂傷

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‎又性感

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‎這個教授叫什麼名字？

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‎達布森，比爾達布森

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‎妳剛剛送了一個餡餅給納粹

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‎她的晚餐在冰箱內
‎櫥櫃裡的東西隨妳吃

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‎-謝謝
‎-她在這裡

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‎珠珠，出來見妳的保姆維琪

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‎寶貝快點，我得走了

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‎我有重要的事，快出來

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‎妳確定她在裡面嗎？

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‎她絕對在裡面

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‎她只是喜歡害我瞎操心

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‎-操
‎-這個字妳倒聽到了

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‎我可以去上個廁所嗎？

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‎沒問題，樓下左手邊就是

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‎我要先去沖個澡

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‎等我一離開，她就會出現

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‎沒問題，謝謝

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‎（給嘟嘟：課上得怎麼樣？）

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‎（妳要回圖書館嗎？）

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‎（嘟嘟：別人的父母
‎不會一天傳五次訊息）

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‎（“我可敢吃桃子嗎？”妲芙娜留）

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‎糟糕

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‎那是女生的腳踏車

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‎被我偷車的女生也是這麼說的

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‎裡面有人

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‎妳一定就是珠珠，很高興認識妳

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‎我可以…妳可以等我一下嗎？

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‎妳的陰道上有毛嗎？

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‎-可以給我看嗎？
‎-不行

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‎其實跟身體其他部位一樣

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‎並不一樣

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‎如果妳想一想，其實都一樣

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‎非常不好意思，但我得先走了

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‎什麼？發生什麼事了？

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‎我…這不是…

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‎她做了什麼？我真的很抱歉

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‎我不想怪妳女兒觸動了我的傷痛

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‎但我心裡不太舒服

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‎我很重視謹守分際，尤其是工作時

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‎那當然

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‎這個家裡很明顯是不講界線的

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‎拜託妳別走，維琪

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‎-我們絕對很講界線
‎-不…

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‎幫妳加薪一半好嗎？

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‎我今天不能照顧她

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‎爸…

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‎我沒別的辦法了

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‎妳不是說最近加薪了嗎？

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‎妳需要找保姆

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‎我本來有找

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‎她臨時取消了

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‎我老了，跟不上她了

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‎而且她不會說韓語

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‎我要怎麼照顧好她？

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‎萬一出事怎麼辦？

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‎只要幾個小時就好

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‎再見，寶貝

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‎大家好

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‎這是你自己烤的嗎？

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‎對

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‎-等一下
‎-不…

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‎-我們願意接受別人送的禮物
‎-拜託別看

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‎《普魯弗洛克》那首詩啊

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‎有點容易猜到，是吧？

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‎我可不敢吃下去

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‎太棒了，性醜聞

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‎這樣我就湊足你的把柄了

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‎小心點

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‎這個系所已經命懸一線了

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‎妳怎麼不找個打工換宿的？

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‎她要睡哪？沙發上？

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‎-不好意思，謝謝
‎-請慢用

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‎-來
‎-不用了，謝謝

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‎這裡有很多大人物，所以她不敢喝酒

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‎這條界線很微妙

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‎沒拿到終身職前別跟瓊安一樣爛醉

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‎我已經不做那種事了

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‎妳會需要找教務長和拉森院長閒聊

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‎乾杯吧

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‎我收到妳的電郵了，就是關於芙…

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‎雅思敏麥凱

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‎我們通常不是都找校外人士嗎？

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‎是，但耶魯和芝加哥大學都在覬覦她

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‎我覺得給她榮譽講座能…

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‎我每次吃迷你鹹派

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‎都覺得自己像格列佛

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‎“我還要食物”

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‎對吧？

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‎格列佛啊？小人國遊記？

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‎好啦，我懂你的哏

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‎保羅

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‎彭布羅克有87%的教職員是白人

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‎87%耶

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‎過去五年來

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‎你在招生手冊都放我的同一張照片

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‎我們需要更多有色人種女性

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‎沒問題，只要他們其中有人

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‎退休

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‎被掃地出門

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‎或去世

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‎未來的重點是網路教育

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‎這個嘛

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‎要是聽他們的
‎我們都會在家穿內褲上課

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‎說到這個

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‎你的大腸鏡檢查結果如何？

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‎乾淨溜溜

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‎我的大腸乾淨到都會反光了

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‎我再去拿一盤好了

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‎（致學生）

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‎-你好
‎-妳好

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‎妳的穿著真好看，看起來像…

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‎好像同時穿上三件不同衣服

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‎但搭得非常好

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‎謝謝稱讚

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‎明天想去喝杯咖啡嗎？
‎我們可以討論一下評分標準

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‎明天其實是我的研究日

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‎我要去檔案室

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‎那裡很安靜，我很喜歡

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‎我完全能體會

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‎我研究生時期多半都泡在那

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‎-北極星？
‎-北極星，對

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‎妳在做什麼？

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‎妳在聯誼會上閱讀文學讀物？

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‎求求你

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‎求求你帶我回家

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‎我會考慮考慮

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‎你有看過你的教學評鑑嗎？

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‎我怎麼會問你呢？

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‎學生愛死你了，你的課又爆滿了吧？

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‎“達布森教授的課

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‎就像他矯情寫作的陽痿版”

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‎-所以他們讀過你的書了
‎-幹

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‎我剛剛有打給你耶

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‎是，我把手機放家裡了

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‎嘟嘟說我傳太多訊息，所以…

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‎她還好嗎？

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‎希望她正在盡情嘿咻吧

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‎真希望我有那麼做

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‎我年輕貌美時

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‎埋首《農人皮爾斯》
‎和《十字架之夢》當中

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‎現在我的臉像雪崩一樣

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‎如雪崩般撲來的魅力與格調

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‎你還真會轉

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‎我已經醉到說不出謊了，這妳也知道

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‎至於你嘛…

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‎怎樣？

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‎你覺得自己準備好了嗎？

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‎準備…

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‎妳要…我們要做什麼嗎？

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‎-這是在幹嘛？
‎-準備談一場戀愛？

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‎-當然
‎-你該戀愛了

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‎好

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‎你竟然要在這裡抽大麻？

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‎誰會注意到？

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‎你站在玻璃屋前面耶

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‎-這是合法的
‎-不對

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‎合法和合宜是有差別的

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‎真的有嗎？

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‎妳上妝了嗎？

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‎什麼？才沒有

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‎很漂亮

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‎運動外套，有

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‎鬍渣滿臉，有

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‎偷偷躲起來嗑藥，有

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‎你現在只差一個純情女大生…

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‎我在努力了

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‎…就能完全符合

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‎憤怒中年白人男教授的刻板印象了

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‎裡面進行得如何？

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‎我的打擊率…

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‎打擊率多少算爛？

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‎零？

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‎拉森還是不支持我給小雅榮譽講座

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‎我就不能直接聘她嗎？

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‎拉森自以為會引用經典詩作

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‎我們就不會注意到他只是官僚

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‎只聽那些死要錢的校方

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‎妳才是系主任

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‎我是系主任

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‎我是系主任

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‎我是系主任

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‎-抽一口會有幫助
‎-不可能吧

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‎萬一他們要我致詞呢？

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‎沒人會在這種場合要系主任致詞

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‎金博士？

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‎我有大麻的味道嗎？

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‎各位先生女士

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‎別鬧了

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‎各位先生女士

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‎原來妳在這啊

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‎我正想歡迎妳就任新職位

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‎我深信彭布羅克大學
‎現在非常需要妳的遠見

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‎助我們重塑人文學科

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‎我很期待妳把新思維

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‎帶入我們最崇高的系所

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‎乾杯

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‎-就請妳…上來吧
‎-我…

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‎我還得…

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‎-妳行的
‎-是，好…

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‎什麼聲音？

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‎英文系…

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‎是很棒的系

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‎我真的很希望未來能推動改革

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‎也很希望能向你們詳加解釋

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‎也許改天…

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‎就今天吧

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‎我一直在思考著這一代的學生

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‎像是他們為什麼對文學沒興趣

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00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,632
‎有時我確實能理解

217
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,134
‎他們一定在想

218
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:19,471
‎“有那麼多事要煩惱
‎為什麼要研究這首十四行詩？”

219
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,599
‎氣候變遷、種族歧視

220
00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,226
‎監獄產業複合體

221
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,477
‎恐同症

222
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,355
‎這些…抱歉

223
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,941
‎非常抱歉，是我爸，我待會再回撥

224
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,568
‎可能有急事，要不要出去接？

225
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,616
‎我們今年的榮譽講座

226
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,993
‎將聘請雅思敏麥凱教授

227
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:44,538
‎本校史上第一位
‎得此殊榮的有色人種女性

228
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,664
‎祝各位晚安

229
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,127
‎“她雖嬌小，人卻潑辣”

230
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:53,589
‎-《威尼斯商人》？
‎-荷麥麗，莎士比亞《冬天的故事》

231
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,966
‎其實是出自《仲夏夜之夢》的海麗娜

232
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,509
‎不過她是在說赫米婭

233
00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:58,594
‎對…妳說得對

234
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,929
‎恭喜妳，潔思敏

235
00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:02,097
‎-是雅思敏麥凱
‎-雅…

236
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,974
‎-雅思敏麥凱
‎-對

237
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,226
‎博士…教授…

238
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:07,895
‎-麥凱教授
‎-對

239
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,229
‎我不擅長記名字

240
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:11,815
‎瓊安，看來妳有點醉了

241
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,860
‎這就是美國研究界的未來

242
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,113
‎不只，她會改寫這個領域

243
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,783
‎她上一篇文章寫的…在寫誰？

244
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,326
‎-法蘭西絲哈珀
‎-法蘭西絲哈珀

245
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:26,705
‎剛被選為今年
‎現代語言學會期刊的最佳論文

246
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:27,831
‎看看她

247
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,542
‎32歲…

248
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,252
‎-我32歲時，我的研究…
‎-對

249
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,547
‎不好意思，我失陪一下，馬上回來

250
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,467
‎不用太早回來，死白癡

251
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,469
‎沒事吧？

252
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,012
‎珠珠不見了，我得走了

253
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,138
‎她不見了？

254
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,348
‎我爸找不到她

255
00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:48,477
‎我帶妳去，妳現在可能不該開車

256
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,604
‎什麼？不對，整根都是你抽掉的

257
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,315
‎-小聲一點
‎-整根都是你抽掉的

258
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,651
‎你憑什麼認為自己能開車？

259
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,069
‎你的眼睛都快睜不開了

260
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,655
‎那是妳的外套嗎？

261
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,374
‎對

262
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,921
‎（萊拉：請打給我
‎有比爾的急事要談）

263
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,257
‎她這次從窗戶跑出去了

264
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,258
‎你確定嗎？

265
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,843
‎這種事之前發生過了？

266
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:21,885
‎兩次

267
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,053
‎是三次

268
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,055
‎她有說什麼嗎？你確定嗎？

269
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,890
‎她只有一直提到凱蒂貓

270
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,475
‎她只在意凱蒂貓

271
00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,352
‎那是她最愛的布娃娃，沒辦法帶來

272
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,230
‎因為我爸還沒走出日據時期的陰影

273
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,358
‎三麗鷗是日本公司，然後…

274
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,068
‎當我沒說

275
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:40,863
‎她可能回家了

276
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,281
‎我們家在8公里外…

277
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,534
‎-走吧
‎-好

278
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,246
‎理財網站的最新大學城排名

279
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,039
‎把安娜堡評為第一名

280
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:52,165
‎爸…

281
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:55,878
‎妳早就可以嫁到密西根

282
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,463
‎跟宋彼得組成真正的家庭

283
00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,758
‎而不是苦苦念著這個廢人

284
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,176
‎我有真正的家庭

285
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,178
‎而且比爾不是廢人

286
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,763
‎我也沒有苦苦思念

287
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:10,309
‎妳是贏不了他的亡妻的

288
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,351
‎相信我

289
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,936
‎我們是朋友

290
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,107
‎你們在討論我嗎？

291
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,984
‎對啦，什麼事都跟你有關

292
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,905
‎“比爾”在韓語裡是什麼意思？

293
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,035
‎-天啊，她在那裡，珠珠
‎-珠珠

294
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,162
‎-爸，快停車，珠珠…
‎-珠珠

295
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,581
‎-珠珠…
‎-珠珠…

296
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,958
‎爸，快停車…

297
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,668
‎好，謝謝爸

298
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,129
‎再見

299
00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,594
‎妳的嘴唇有點發青，還好嗎？

300
00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:50,182
‎我上次看到妳才這麼小
‎現在卻已經變成大巨…

301
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,517
‎聽著，他是妳唯一的外公

302
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,810
‎他是我們唯一的親人

303
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,646
‎連我小時候都沒有…

304
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,023
‎-他不是我真正的外公
‎-他就是

305
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,608
‎妳也不是我真正的媽媽

306
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:03,320
‎有…

307
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,322
‎有人又對妳這麼說了嗎？

308
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,325
‎是那個叫什麼來著的？

309
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,578
‎你知道我想怎麼搞死那小鬼嗎？我…

310
00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,756
‎我是妳真正的媽媽

311
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,258
‎珠珠

312
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:33,850
‎妳們喜歡炸雞嗎？

313
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,938
‎我現在很想大吃一桶

314
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,773
‎-媽？珠珠？
‎-我快餓死了

315
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,317
‎我得回聯誼會，我必須努力交際

316
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,236
‎妳在說什麼？

317
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,988
‎那裡會有食物，好嗎？

318
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,364
‎我們去過聯誼會了

319
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,784
‎-妳的致詞令人難忘
‎-我的天啊

320
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,744
‎現在不是偷懶的時候

321
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,128
‎幫我抬著球…

322
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,504
‎看到那兩支球瓶嗎？

323
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,588
‎好，我應該沒問題

324
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,226
‎太用力了

325
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,940
‎你的手機可以借一下嗎？

326
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,692
‎-我沒帶
‎-什麼？

327
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,283
‎我需要的東西都在這裡

328
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,118
‎有薯條、啤酒

329
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,662
‎有個美麗又有才華的球伴

330
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:36,830
‎還有她媽媽

331
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,735
‎-我不想對女人說教
‎-你要教我嗎？

332
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:10,113
‎但妳得讓球飛一下，就像…

333
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,990
‎-看到那些白人沒？
‎-什麼跟什麼？

334
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,575
‎幹掉它們

335
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:14,910
‎非常感謝你

336
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:18,622
‎教我那麼有啟發性的保齡球課程

337
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:24,920
‎萬歲！

338
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,254
‎萬歲！

339
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,634
‎萬歲！

340
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,636
‎換我了嗎？

341
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,429
‎-對，幫我一下
‎-好

342
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,056
‎真的很重喔

343
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,475
‎好，妳可以放手了

344
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,481
‎你怎麼跟她處得那麼好？

345
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,235
‎因為她不是我的孩子

346
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,034
‎她從沒爬到我的大腿上過

347
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,870
‎也不曾對我投懷送抱

348
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,253
‎過去有整整兩年，我都在想

349
00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,257
‎“要是我沒小孩怎麼辦？”

350
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,967
‎“要是我沒小…

351
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,010
‎要是我無法配對成功呢？”

352
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,556
‎我從來沒想過

353
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:21,810
‎真正情形會是…

354
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,732
‎親子課裡的其他媽媽

355
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,360
‎都隨手就袒胸露乳，好像…

356
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,573
‎她們看起來都準備萬全

357
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,451
‎渾然天成，我卻…

358
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,835
‎記得妳為收養機關做的冊子嗎？

359
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,794
‎個人資料冊？

360
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,131
‎妳明明不會煮飯
‎還是貼了下廚的照片

361
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,926
‎需要加熱的食物，就會讓妳如臨大敵

362
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,390
‎她為什麼要選我？

363
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,019
‎我怎麼會跟她配上？

364
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,566
‎我們的膚色不一樣

365
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,360
‎我沒有丈夫能當她父親

366
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,905
‎無法給她兄弟姊妹，我…

367
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,948
‎連狗都不能養，我有嚴重過敏

368
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,327
‎我只是個

369
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,872
‎條件爛到炸

370
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,333
‎七老八十的老姑婆

371
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:33,548
‎或許珠珠的生母

372
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,885
‎是被堅強的單親媽媽養大的

373
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,512
‎她看到妳的照片，就想

374
00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,640
‎“就是她”

375
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,101
‎畢竟

376
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,729
‎要我也會選妳

377
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:53,818
‎我會覺得

378
00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,906
‎“我願意一輩子都吃早餐片

379
00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,658
‎只要能待在她的身邊就好”

380
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:12,003
‎你要開我的車回家
‎明早再順路來接我嗎？

381
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,383
‎好

382
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,051
‎沒問題

383
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,028
‎天啊，卡住了

384
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:37,946
‎來

385
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,323
‎你可以…

386
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,242
‎-好
‎-你碰得到嗎？

387
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:43,910
‎不對，按下去

388
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,370
‎-好，是這裡嗎？
‎-不是

389
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,038
‎-按下去
‎-好，這裡嗎？

390
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,248
‎-對
‎-就這樣？

391
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,749
‎-不是，在這下面
‎-好

392
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,421
‎-他媽的，慘了
‎-該死

393
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,797
‎天啊，等我一下

394
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,299
‎-去…
‎-等等…

395
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,926
‎天啊，等一下，救命啊

396
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:00,969
‎等等…

397
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:08,143
‎你沒事吧？我的天啊，你還好吧？

398
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,061
‎天啊，你的腳

399
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,738
‎好，這裡有維柯汀

400
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:21,740
‎波考賽特

401
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,951
‎要混搭一下嗎？

402
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,286
‎要哪種止痛藥？

403
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:36,921
‎也許我該…

404
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,132
‎我該帶她回家了

405
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,218
‎她睡得正熟

406
00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,390
‎妳沒想過嗎？

407
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,773
‎妳要假裝不知道我在說什麼嗎？

408
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,816
‎不是，你還沒準備好

409
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,151
‎誰說的？

410
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,362
‎妳憑什麼幫我決定？我是大人了

411
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,654
‎你還在難過

412
00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,656
‎我如果還在難過

413
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,451
‎下面為什麼會硬邦邦？

414
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,745
‎因為你…

415
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,040
‎抽大麻抽嗨了，而且還…

416
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,209
‎-而且什麼？
‎-而且腦袋不清楚

417
00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:15,627
‎而且還…

418
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,212
‎別這個樣子

419
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:18,922
‎而且你還…

420
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,676
‎頭腦…

421
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,512
‎頭腦一片混亂

422
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:26,888
‎我不這麼認為

423
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,017
‎先…等等…

424
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:33,728
‎如果我們在一起
‎沒人會把我當一回事

425
00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:34,729
‎他們會想

426
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,567
‎“他支持她的想法
‎單純是因為想上她”

427
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,612
‎我是真心支持妳的想法

428
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:46,408
‎也是真心想上妳

429
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,370
‎晚安

430
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,112
‎（即食午餐）

431
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,876
‎快點，寶貝，要出發了

432
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:04,152
‎（妳沒帶走）

433
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,032
‎（萊拉：請打給我，事態緊急）

434
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:10,450
‎（打給我！拜託打給我）

435
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:11,534
‎（妳在哪？請回撥）

436
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,161
‎喂，我是智允

437
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:15,538
‎什麼意思？

438
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:17,832
‎等一下，萊拉

439
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,629
‎萊拉，我等一下再回撥

440
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,673
‎放輕鬆，這…

441
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:28,343
‎我知道妳現在是系主任
‎會擔心外界眼光

442
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:34,098
‎但妳再也不需要向任何人證明了

443
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,353
‎看看妳，妳成功了

444
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,189
‎在職業上平步青雲

445
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:44,901
‎有高級辦公室，還有自己的刊物

446
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:50,365
‎還有一個美麗又難懂的孩子

447
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:58,331
‎妳沒想過我能是妳的助力嗎？？

448
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:00,917
‎幫妳加分？

449
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:19,477
‎彭布羅克不容納粹…

450
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,437
‎希特勒教授滾出去

451
00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:23,648
‎（比爾達布森滾出去）

452
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,526
‎-希特勒教授滾出去！
‎-對

453
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,570
‎-叫達布森教授滾回家！
‎-對

454
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,780
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