1 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,055 [girl] Is he hot? 2 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,681 Stop. His wife died. 3 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:16,100 That's literally the start of every romance novel. 4 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,186 I just like him. He's smart. 5 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:19,937 And sad. 6 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,023 And hot. 7 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:31,115 [squeals, laughs] 8 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:36,621 -What's this professor's name again? -Dobson. Bill Dobson. 9 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,708 You just gave your pie to a Nazi. 10 00:00:41,334 --> 00:00:43,336 [classical music playing] 11 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:48,424 I left her dinner in the fridge. You're welcome to anything in the pantry. 12 00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:49,509 -Thank you. -This is her. 13 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:51,219 -[knocking on door] -Ju Ju! 14 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,429 Come meet Vicky, uh, your babysitter. 15 00:00:53,513 --> 00:00:54,639 [doorknob rattling] 16 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:59,185 Come on, honey. I… I gotta go. This is a big thing for me. Come on out. 17 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:01,646 -Are you sure she's in there? -Oh, she's in there. 18 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,564 She just likes to fuck with my head. 19 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:05,525 -[Ju Ju] Fuck! -[sighs] That, you heard. 20 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:09,278 -Could I use the restroom real quick? -Of course. It's down there to your left. 21 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:10,947 I'm just gonna take a quick shower. 22 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,782 She'll make an appearance as soon as I'm gone. 23 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:13,699 No worries, thanks. 24 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,079 [typing] 25 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,167 [chimes] 26 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:51,487 Oh shit. 27 00:01:58,703 --> 00:02:00,705 [upbeat music playing] 28 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,593 That's a girl's bike. 29 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,637 That's what the girl I stole it from said. 30 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:19,140 [bell rings] 31 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:22,393 Someone's in here. 32 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:25,271 Uh… 33 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:28,274 Um… 34 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,650 [Ju Ju in high-pitched voice] Hi! 35 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:31,485 Hi. 36 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,824 You must be Ju Ju. It's nice to meet you. 37 00:02:42,038 --> 00:02:44,207 Can I… Do you wanna just give me a second? 38 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,710 Do you have fur on your vagina? 39 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,297 -Can I see it? -No. 40 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,674 It's just like any other part of your body. 41 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:54,800 No, it isn't. 42 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:57,303 Yes, it is, when you think about it. 43 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,430 I'm so sorry, but I'm gonna have to go. 44 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:03,059 -What? What happened? -Uh, I… This isn't… 45 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:04,977 -What did she do? I'm so sorry. -[Vicky sighs] 46 00:03:05,061 --> 00:03:08,022 I don't wanna say that I was triggered by your daughter, 47 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,607 but I'm uncomfortable. [sighs] 48 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,610 Boundaries are important to me, especially in a work situation. 49 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,819 Yes, of course. 50 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:16,280 Clearly, there are no boundaries in this house. 51 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:19,617 Oh. Please. No, Vicky. We totally have boundaries. 52 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,036 -[Vicky whimpering] -[Ji-Yoon] Can I pay you time and a half? 53 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:25,164 -[in Korean] Can't take her today. -Appa, I have no choice. 54 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,792 Didn't you get a raise recently? You need a babysitter. 55 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:31,045 [in English] I had one. She had to cancel at the last minute. 56 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,214 [in Korean] Since I'm old, I can't keep up with her. 57 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,883 Since she doesn't speak Korean, how can I take care of her properly? 58 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:38,386 What if something happens? 59 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:40,304 [in English] It's just a couple of hours. 60 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,598 Bye, sweetheart. [blows kiss] 61 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,853 [indistinct chatter] 62 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,482 [woman laughing] 63 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:53,484 Hey, guys. 64 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,614 Oh, did you bake this yourself? 65 00:03:58,698 --> 00:04:00,116 [scoffs] Right. 66 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:01,534 Mmm. 67 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,577 -Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on. -No, no. 68 00:04:03,661 --> 00:04:06,747 -We're not above recycled gifts here. -Please, please, please. 69 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:09,292 Oh, Prufrock. 70 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,961 It's a little predictable, no? 71 00:04:12,712 --> 00:04:14,588 -I did not dare to eat it. -Oh. 72 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:19,302 Oh, oh, oh, good, a sex scandal. I think that completes my set. 73 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:20,928 [chuckles] Hmm. 74 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,306 Be careful. 75 00:04:24,515 --> 00:04:26,767 This department's hanging on by a thread. 76 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:28,311 Why don't you get an au pair? 77 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:30,479 Where's she supposed to sleep? The couch? 78 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:33,065 -Oh, excuse me. Thank you. -[waitress] Oh. Enjoy. 79 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,400 -Here. -Oh. No, thanks. 80 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:37,695 She thinks she can't drink because there's a lot of bigwigs here. 81 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,113 It's a fine line. 82 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,615 You can't get Joan-drunk when you're pre-tenure. 83 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,075 I don't do that anymore. 84 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:46,329 You'll need to schmooze the provost and Dean Larson. Bottoms up. 85 00:04:46,996 --> 00:04:48,205 [Yaz sighs] 86 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:50,291 [indistinct chatter] 87 00:04:52,376 --> 00:04:55,004 I got your email about Fre-- Fr-- 88 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,716 -Yasmin McKay. -Don't we usually get an outside person? 89 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,385 Yes, but Yale and Chicago are eyeing her, 90 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:04,472 and I think giving her the Distinguished Lectureship would… 91 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:09,977 Right. Every time I eat mini quiche, I feel like Gulliver. 92 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,898 "Mmm. More food!" 93 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,524 Right? 94 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,486 Gulliver? Among the Lilliputians? 95 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,196 Yeah, yeah, I get the reference. 96 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:24,408 Paul, Pembroke's faculty is 87% white. 97 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,910 -[sighs] -[Ji-Yoon] Eighty-seven. 98 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,286 For the last five years, 99 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,289 you've put the same picture of me on our recruitment brochure. 100 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,791 We need more women of color. 101 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:36,295 As soon as one of them retires, 102 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:37,505 gets kicked out, 103 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,507 or dies. 104 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:42,385 [classical music playing] 105 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:45,763 [indistinct chatter] 106 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:51,018 [McHale] The future is online education. 107 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:53,354 [Rentz] Well, if it were up to them, 108 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,398 we'd all be teaching at home in our skivvies. 109 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:58,275 [McHale chuckles] Speaking of which, how did your colonoscopy go? 110 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:02,238 Oh, clean as a whistle. You could serve shrimp off my colon. 111 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,074 Ah. [smacks lips] 112 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,368 I think I'll grab another plate. 113 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,084 -Evening. -Evening. 114 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:19,922 Oh, that's a very nice outfit you have on. It looks like, uh… 115 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:24,051 Well, it looks like three different dresses that you put together, 116 00:06:24,135 --> 00:06:26,303 but in a very good way. 117 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:28,222 Thank you. 118 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,724 Do you wanna get a coffee at the Hub tomorrow? 119 00:06:30,808 --> 00:06:32,309 We could go over grading criteria. 120 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,395 Well, actually, tomorrow's my research day. 121 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,564 Yeah, I'll be heading to the archives. 122 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,358 It's delightfully peaceful there. 123 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:42,611 I know all about it. I spent half of grad school in there. 124 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:46,115 -The North Star? Oh. -The North Star. Yeah. Yeah. 125 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:50,744 -What are you doing? -[fake cries] 126 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:53,789 Are you reading literature at a fucking party right now? 127 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:58,335 -Please, please… -[laughs] 128 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,671 …please take me home. 129 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,756 [laughs] 130 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:05,468 -I'll think about it. -Mmm. 131 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:06,886 Mmm. 132 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:10,931 Hey, um, do you ever read your student evals? 133 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:15,436 What am I asking you for? They love you. You're over-enrolled, right? 134 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:17,021 "Professor Dobson's class 135 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,940 is like the limp-dicked version of his pretentious writing." 136 00:07:20,024 --> 00:07:22,359 -So they read your book. [laughs] -Fuck you. 137 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:23,527 [laughs] 138 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,488 Hey, I called you earlier. 139 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:29,200 Yeah, I left the phone at home. Doodles said I'm texting too much, so… 140 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:30,951 -Yeah. -How is she? 141 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:32,620 Mmm… 142 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:36,373 -Sowing her wild oats, I hope. -Wish I had done that. 143 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:37,958 Back when I was cute, 144 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:41,879 my head was buried in Piers Plowman and Dream of the Rood. 145 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,297 [laughs] 146 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:46,217 Now my face is like this… 147 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,052 [mimics avalanche] …avalanche. 148 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,095 An avalanche of charm and class. 149 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,473 Lovely. Lovely. Deftly done. 150 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,392 Hey, I'm too drunk to lie. You know that. 151 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:57,686 And as for you… 152 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,105 What? 153 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,816 You think you're ready? 154 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:07,363 For… Are you… Are we gonna do stuff? 155 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:10,783 -[chuckles] What's happening? -For a little romance? 156 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:12,701 -Sure. -You deserve it. 157 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,037 [Bill] Okay. 158 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,794 [man 1] Yeah. Every semester, there's some theory boy 159 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:24,004 who wants to come and talk about Lacan. 160 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:25,130 [man 2] Mmm, true. 161 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:28,384 [door opens] 162 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:31,595 Are you for real smoking a joint right here? 163 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,639 [Bill] Who's gonna notice? 164 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,642 You're literally standing in a glass house. 165 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:37,768 [laughs] 166 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,020 -Shit's legal. -[Ji-Yoon] No. 167 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:42,731 There's a difference between legal and appropriate. 168 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:44,400 Is there though? 169 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,988 -Are you wearing makeup? -What? No. 170 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:51,156 It's pretty. 171 00:08:53,993 --> 00:08:55,202 Mmm. 172 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:57,580 Sports jacket, check. 173 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:58,956 [Bill laughs] 174 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,834 -Five o'clock shadow, check. -[Bill] Uh-huh. 175 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,753 -Mmm, sneaking drugs out the back, check. -[Bill laughs] 176 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:07,673 You know, you just need, um, a wide-eyed coed… 177 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:08,757 Working on it. 178 00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,802 …then you will have successfully checked every box 179 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,972 in the disaffected middle-aged white-male-professor cliché. 180 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,893 How's it going in there? 181 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,478 I'm batting… 182 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,898 -What's a really bad batting average? -Zero? 183 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:30,112 Larson's still squirrelly about me giving Yaz the Distinguished Lectureship. 184 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,031 I mean, can't I just give it to her? 185 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,033 Larson thinks because he quotes Prufrock 186 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,160 we're not gonna notice he's nothing but a technocrat 187 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,953 for the bean counters upstairs. 188 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:39,163 You're the chair. 189 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:41,040 I'm the chair. 190 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:43,917 I'm the chair. 191 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,003 I'm the chair! 192 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,963 -This'll help. -Oh, no way. 193 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:49,590 What if they ask me to say something? 194 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,592 No one asks the chair to speak at these things. 195 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,095 [glass clinking] 196 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:56,764 Dr. Kim? 197 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:57,973 [Ji-Yoon] Do I smell like it? 198 00:09:58,057 --> 00:09:59,224 [Larson] Ladies and gentlemen. 199 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,351 [Ji-Yoon] Stop. 200 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,852 [Larson] Ladies and gentlemen. 201 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,481 Oh, there you are. 202 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,359 I just wanna welcome you into your new position. 203 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:12,529 Oh, I really believe that your vision is necessary for this moment at Pembroke 204 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,783 as we reimagine the humanities. 205 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:18,160 I'm excited to have you bring fresh ideas 206 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,913 into one of our most venerated departments. 207 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:21,955 [woman] Cheers. 208 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,291 -So, why don't you… Come on. -[Ji-Yoon] Oh, I… 209 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:25,918 -I just gotta… -[all applauding] 210 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,961 [Bill whispering indistinctly] 211 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,631 -[whispering] You got this. -Okay, yes. Yes. 212 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:34,426 [kicks leg] 213 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,387 What's that? 214 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:43,852 English… 215 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:49,274 [smacks lips] …is such a great department. 216 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,110 [exhales] 217 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:55,698 I'm… I'm really looking forward to the changes we see coming, 218 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:59,368 and I look forward to explaining them to you 219 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,328 at perhaps another-- 220 00:11:01,412 --> 00:11:02,746 -[mouthing] -Right now. 221 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:08,001 You know, I have been thinking a lot about this generation of students, 222 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:12,089 and… and, you know, why they're not interested in literature. 223 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,632 And sometimes I get it. 224 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:16,802 [sighs] They must think, "Why am I scanning this sonnet 225 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,471 when there are so many things to be worried about?" 226 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,226 Climate change. Racism. The prison-industrial complex. 227 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,603 -Homophobia. -[phone vibrating] 228 00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,272 These-- Oh sorry. 229 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,941 I'm so sorry. It's my dad. I'll call him back. 230 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,152 Might be important. Maybe you should take it. 231 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:40,993 The Distinguished Lectureship this year will be given by Professor Yasmin McKay, 232 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:44,538 the first woman of color to receive this honor in Pembroke's entire history. 233 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,832 -Good night. -[all applauding] 234 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,085 Oh, "Though she be but little, she is fierce." 235 00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:53,589 -Merchant of Venice? -Oh, Hermione, from A Winter's Tale. 236 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,966 Actually, it's Helena from Midsummer Night's Dream, 237 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,509 but she's speaking about Hermia. 238 00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,804 No, no, of course you're right. And congratulations, Jasmine. 239 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,097 -[Yaz] Yasmin. McKay. -Ja-- 240 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,974 -Yasmin McKay. -Right. 241 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,143 Doctor… Professor… 242 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,188 -Professor McKay. -Right. Well, I'm bad with names. 243 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,815 Joan, I see you've introduced yourself to the bar. 244 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,860 This is the future of American studies. 245 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,113 No, no. She's rewriting the field, this one. 246 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,783 Her… Her last article on, um… On who? 247 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,326 -Frances Harper. -Frances Harper. 248 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,705 Was just selected the best essay of the year in PMLA. 249 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:27,831 And look at her. 250 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,542 -Thirty-two. Thirty-two year… -[Larson] Mmm. 251 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,252 -Back when I was 32, my-- -Right. 252 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,464 I'm sorry. I beg your pardon. I will be right back. 253 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,467 Don't do us any favors, fucktard. 254 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:42,012 -Everything okay? -[sighs] Ju Ju's missing. I gotta go. 255 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,348 -She's missing? -My dad can't find her. 256 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,477 Um, let me take you. I don't think you should drive. 257 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,604 What? No, you smoked the whole thing. 258 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,607 -Shh! Inside voice. -[softly] You smoked the whole thing. 259 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,069 What makes you think you can drive? Your eyes are half-closed. 260 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,655 Is that your coat? 261 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,374 -Oh. Oh, oh. -Yeah. 262 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,044 [phone vibrating] 263 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:19,258 -[Habi] This time she went out the window. -Are you sure? 264 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,885 -This has happened before? -[Ji-Yoon] Twice. 265 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:23,053 Three times. 266 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,013 Did she say anything? Are you sure? 267 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,849 [in Korean] She just talked about Hello Kitty. 268 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,392 It's only about Hello Kitty with her. 269 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,352 Her favorite stuffy. She had to leave him at home 270 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,230 because my dad hasn't recovered from the Japanese occupation. 271 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,358 [sighs] Sanrio's a Japanese company, and… 272 00:13:37,109 --> 00:13:38,110 Never mind. 273 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,903 [inhales deeply] Um… 274 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,281 -Maybe she went home. -Oh, we live five mile-- 275 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,534 -Let's go. -[Bill] Okay. 276 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,162 [in Korean] Ann Arbor was ranked No. 1 277 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,123 on WalletHub's latest list of best college towns. 278 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,207 Appa… 279 00:13:52,291 --> 00:13:58,463 You could be in Michigan married to Peter Seung right now with a real family, 280 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,592 and not pining for this crumpled man. 281 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:05,178 I have a real family, and Bill's not crumpled up. 282 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,680 And I am not pining. 283 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,309 You can't compete with his dead wife. 284 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,351 Trust me. 285 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,936 We're friends. 286 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,984 -[in English] You guys talking about me? -Oh yeah, everything's always about you. 287 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,905 What does "Bill" mean in Korean? 288 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,242 Oh my God, there she is! Ju Ju! 289 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,619 -Ju Ju! Daddy, stop! -Ju Ju! 290 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,162 -Ju Ju! Ju Ju! -[Bill] Ju Ju! 291 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,997 -Ju Ju! Ju Ju! -[Ji-Yoon] Ju Ju! 292 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,958 Daddy! Daddy, Daddy, just stop! Stop, stop, Daddy! 293 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,585 [Ji-Yoon] Okay. Thanks, Appa. 294 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,836 [speaking indistinctly] 295 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,129 [Ji-Yoon] Bye-bye. Bye. 296 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:45,677 Your lips look a little blue. You okay? 297 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,182 Last time I saw you, you were this big, and now you're like this giant-- 298 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,727 Listen, that is your one and only halahbojee. He is all we've got. 299 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,646 When I was a kid, never in a million-- 300 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,148 -He's not my real grandpa! -[Ji-Yoon] Yes, he is! 301 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,608 And you're not my real mom. 302 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:05,322 Did… Did someone say that to you again? 303 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,283 Was it what's-her-name? 304 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,372 Know what I'd like to do to that fucking kid? I'd like… [breathes deeply] 305 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,756 I'm your real mom… 306 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,258 Ju Ju. 307 00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:34,434 You guys like fried chicken? 308 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,938 'Cause I could mess with a bucket of it right now. 309 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,773 -Mom? Ju Ju? -I'm starving. 310 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,734 I have to get back to the party. I have to put in my time. 311 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,946 -What are you talking about? -There'll be food there. 312 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,364 [Bill] We did the party. 313 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,742 -You gave a very memorable speech. -Oh my God. No. No, no. 314 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,953 This is not the time to slack off. 315 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,163 ["Do You Dig It?" by Ray Barretto playing] 316 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:56,373 [Ji-Yoon] Oh! 317 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,417 -[screams] -[Bill] Oh yeah! 318 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,128 -[Ju Ju giggles] -[Bill] Help me up. 319 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,504 [Ju Ju] See those two pins? 320 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,132 -[Bill] Yeah, I think I got it. [grunts] -[laughs] 321 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,341 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 322 00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,592 ♪ Yeah ♪ 323 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,221 ♪ Do you dig my groove? The Boogaloo ♪ 324 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,181 [ball rolling] 325 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,307 [Bill groans] 326 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,642 -[giggling] -Too much power. 327 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,269 ♪ The Boogaloo ♪ 328 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:20,480 ♪ Do you dig my swing? The Shing-a-ling ♪ 329 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,940 Can I see your phone for a second? 330 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,692 -I didn't bring it. -What? 331 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,193 ♪ Yeah, baby, what is it? ♪ 332 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,446 ♪ Isn't this a groovy party? ♪ 333 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,656 -♪ Oh, this is the end ♪ -♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 334 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:33,035 I got everything I need right here. I got fries, I got a beer, 335 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,830 I got a beautiful and talented bowling companion and her mother. 336 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,377 -♪ Hey, man ♪ -♪ Yeah, baby ♪ 337 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,629 ♪ Let's clap awhile ♪ 338 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,089 [inaudible] 339 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,299 [ball strikes] 340 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:50,177 ♪ They're here, baby They're here, ahh! ♪ 341 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,596 Oh! 342 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,265 -♪ Do you dig it? -♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ 343 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,435 -♪ Do you dig it? -♪ Somebody, somebody, so crazy now ♪ 344 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,480 -♪ Do you dig it? -♪ Come on, mama, come on, mama now ♪ 345 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,565 -♪ Do you dig it? -♪ Don't call me mama ♪ 346 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:04,775 ♪ I don't wanna go ♪ 347 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,319 -I don't wanna mansplain. -You gonna give me a lesson? 348 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,113 But you gotta, uh, you gotta let it fly. Just like-- 349 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,365 -See the white guys? -What does that mean? 350 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,575 [Bill] Get 'em. 351 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:14,910 Well, thank you so much 352 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:18,622 for that very instructive set of lessons on bowling. 353 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,833 [ball rolling] 354 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,795 -[screams, laughs] -[Bill] Yes! 355 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,089 -[screaming excitedly] Yeah! -Yes! 356 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:30,675 -[laughing] -Yeah! Yes! Yes! 357 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,636 -Whoo! -Is it my turn? Is it my turn? 358 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,471 -Yeah, no. Help me with this. -Okay. 359 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,475 It's really heavy. Okay, you can let go now. 360 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,143 [upbeat music playing] 361 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,481 [Ji-Yoon] How are you so great with her? 362 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,486 Um, she's not mine. [exhales] 363 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,154 [sniffles] 364 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,992 She never crawls in my lap. 365 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,787 She never… She never runs to me. 366 00:17:58,870 --> 00:17:59,996 [exhales] 367 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,253 You know, for two years, I was like… 368 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:10,590 "What if I don't get a baby?" 369 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:13,677 "What if I don't get a… What if I don't match with anyone?" 370 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,928 [inhales deeply] 371 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,932 It never occurred to me… [chuckles] 372 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,810 …how it would actually be when I… 373 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,607 All the other moms in Mommy and Me 374 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,360 were just whipping out their boobs and, like… 375 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,531 They all seemed so ready… 376 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,410 so natural, whereas I was like… 377 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,038 [chuckles] 378 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,543 Remember when you had to make that little book for the adoption agency? 379 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,086 Oh, the profile book? 380 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,464 You put a picture of you cooking even though you don't cook for shit. 381 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:55,218 You're a fucking menace when it comes to anything that needs to be heated. 382 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,473 Why did she pick me? 383 00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,977 How did I match with her? 384 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,608 We don't have the same color skin. 385 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,402 I don't have a husband. I mean, to be her father. 386 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,779 I couldn't give her siblings, I could… 387 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,073 Not even a dog. I'm totally allergic. 388 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,327 I'm just, like… 389 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,914 a fucking raw deal… 390 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,374 who's old as shit. 391 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,128 [breathes deeply] 392 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:33,423 Well, maybe Ju Ju's birth mother 393 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,885 was raised by a really strong single mom, 394 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,596 and saw the pictures of you, and was like, 395 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,723 "She's the one." 396 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,268 I mean… 397 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,729 I'd pick you. 398 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,735 Um, I'd be like… 399 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,781 "I'll eat dry cereal for the rest of my days 400 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,658 if I can hang with this lady." 401 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,371 [exhales] 402 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,749 [seatbelt clicks open] 403 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:12,003 Hey, you wanna take my car and swing by in the morning? 404 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:16,508 Yeah. 405 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,134 Sure. 406 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:20,929 [seatbelt clicks open] 407 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:29,854 [Bill exhales] 408 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,859 [tugging seatbelt] 409 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,654 -Oh God, it's stuck. -Here. 410 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,699 [grunts] Can you… 411 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,242 -Okay. -Can you get that? 412 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:43,910 No, push down on that. 413 00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,370 -[Bill] Okay. Here? -[Ji-Yoon] No. 414 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,955 -Push it down. -Okay. Right here? 415 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,164 -Yeah. -Just like that? 416 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,708 -No, down here. -Okay. 417 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,502 -[clicks] -Oh! 418 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,421 -[Bill] Oh fuck. Oh shit. -[Ji-Yoon] Oh shit. 419 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,797 Oh my God. Hold on a second. 420 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,299 -[Bill] Go! -[Ji-Yoon] Wait. 421 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,926 -Oh God. Wait. Jesus! Oh my God! -[screams in pain] 422 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:00,969 Wait, wait, wait! 423 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,470 [screaming in pain] 424 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:05,098 [groaning, panting] 425 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,143 Are you okay? Oh my God, are you okay? 426 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,061 Oh my God, your foot. 427 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,648 [footsteps approaching] 428 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,775 [pills rattling] 429 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,696 Okay. Uh, Vicodin. 430 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:21,740 Percocet. 431 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,368 -Little cocktail? -[chuckles] 432 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,286 Which one? 433 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,921 Uh, maybe I should, um… 434 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,174 I should take her home. 435 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,052 She's sound asleep. 436 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:45,638 [exhales] 437 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,515 Don't you ever think about it? 438 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,018 [breathes deeply] 439 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,773 You gonna pretend you don't know what I'm talking about? 440 00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:56,816 No, no, no, you're not ready. 441 00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:00,362 Says who? Why do you get to decide when I'm ready? I'm a big boy. 442 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,654 You're… You're grieving. 443 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:06,451 If I'm grieving, then why do I have a raging boner? 444 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:11,915 -Because you're… high, and you're-- -[Bill] Uh-huh. 445 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,209 -And I'm what? -And you're confused. 446 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,544 -Mm-hmm. -[Ji-Yoon] And you're… Don't do that. 447 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,547 Don't do that! And you're… You're, um… 448 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:25,512 You're cross… You're cross-wired. 449 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:26,805 I don't think so. 450 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,975 -Just… -No, no, wait. Wait, wait. 451 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,728 If we got together, no one is gonna take me seriously. 452 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:34,813 It'll be like, 453 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:39,567 you know, he only supports her ideas so he can get in her pants. 454 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,654 I genuinely support your ideas. 455 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:46,408 And I genuinely wanna get in your pants. 456 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,412 Good night. Good night. 457 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:53,331 ["Girlfriend" by Phoenix playing] 458 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:01,965 [grunts] 459 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,220 [faucet running] 460 00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:16,896 ♪ Tired out, not a miracle in days ♪ 461 00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:18,648 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 462 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:20,900 Hmm? 463 00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:22,694 [sighs] 464 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:30,660 ♪ You try out for nothing Then you drop dead ♪ 465 00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,745 ♪ Not a miracle in years ♪ 466 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,998 ♪ Oh, leisure for the lonely ♪ 467 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,332 [speaking Korean] 468 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,876 Come on, babe, let's go! 469 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:41,212 ♪ Whispering unnecessary Unless you're in ♪ 470 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:48,511 ♪ Die and succeed ♪ 471 00:23:49,554 --> 00:23:53,516 ♪ I say it out loud But you just don't care ♪ 472 00:23:54,684 --> 00:23:57,103 ♪ Farewell, well, well, well Well, well, well ♪ 473 00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,938 ♪ Till you know me well ♪ 474 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,566 [groans] 475 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,903 ♪ Well, well, well Till you know me well ♪ 476 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:06,112 [sighs] 477 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,449 [bell tolling] 478 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,161 Hey. It's Ji-Yoon. 479 00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:15,538 What do you mean? 480 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,625 -Hang on, Lila. -[door closes] 481 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,629 -[panting] Hi. -Lila, I'll call you right back. 482 00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:24,088 [panting] 483 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,757 Just… Just take it easy. It's-- 484 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,927 I know you're worried about the optics now that you're chair, 485 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:34,098 but you don't have anything to prove to anybody anymore. 486 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:35,808 [panting] 487 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,353 Look at you. You did it. 488 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,189 You… You ascended the ranks of your profession. 489 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:44,901 You have the corner office and… and the publications, 490 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:50,365 and this beautiful, complicated kid. 491 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:54,744 [inhales deeply] 492 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:58,122 Does it ever occur to you that I could be an asset? 493 00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:00,833 Value added? 494 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,550 [students chanting] 495 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:17,100 No Nazis at Pembroke! No Nazis at Pembroke! 496 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,477 No Nazis at Pembroke! 497 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,854 Professor Hitler must go! 498 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:23,648 Send Professor Dobson home! 499 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,359 -Professor Hitler must go! -[students] Yes! 500 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,570 -[student] Send Professor Dobson home! -[students] Yeah! 501 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:34,784 ♪ Like a fool I went and stayed too long ♪ 502 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:39,080 ♪ Now I'm wondering If your love's still strong ♪ 503 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:42,875 ♪ Oh, baby, here I am ♪ 504 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:48,172 ♪ Signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours ♪ 505 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:57,307 ♪ Then that time I went and said goodbye ♪ 506 00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:01,811 ♪ Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry ♪ 507 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:05,398 ♪ Oh, baby, here I am ♪ 508 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:10,278 ♪ Signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours ♪ 509 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:18,119 ♪ Signed, sealed delivered ♪ 510 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:22,081 ♪ I'm yours ♪ 511 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:27,920 ♪ I'm yours ♪ 512 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:35,887 ♪ Seen a lot of things in this old world ♪ 513 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:39,974 ♪ When I touched them They did nothing, girl ♪ 514 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:43,603 ♪ Oh, baby, here I am ♪ 515 00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:47,774 ♪ Signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours ♪ 516 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:56,783 ♪ Oh, wee babe, you set my soul on fire ♪ 517 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,868 ♪ That's why I… ♪