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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎（英文系主任 金智允博士）

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‎（彭布羅克）

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‎（恭喜，愛妳的比爾留）

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‎（去他媽的老娘我最大）

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‎什麼鬼？

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‎她來了

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‎-女主角登場了
‎-早安

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‎-真為妳可憐
‎-謝謝

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‎瓊安呢？

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‎我不知道

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‎歡迎各位回來

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‎這是拉森院長給的小贈品

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‎我們的第一位系主任小姐

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‎是女性系主任

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‎妳不坐桌子主位嗎？

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‎系主任一向都坐在桌子主位

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‎謝謝你，艾略特

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‎那我就不客氣了

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‎這是綠色還是棕色？

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‎我們重來一次

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‎很高興見到各位

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‎再過幾分鐘，就知道我吃對了沒有

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‎好，第一件待辦事項…

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‎比爾還沒到

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‎我們或許可以對他網開一面

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‎畢竟他現在的處境不佳

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‎比爾在送女兒去大學，隨時會到

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‎給我振作起來

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‎我要離開了

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‎這代表我會永遠離開你

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‎妳又不是真的離開

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‎我是

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‎木已成舟

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‎親友上門

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‎留幾道菜或慰問的時候

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‎已經結束了

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‎好

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‎妳說完了嗎？

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‎-說完了
‎-好

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‎我不會想妳，只會想念這兩個小傢伙

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‎-住手
‎-兩位再見了

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‎好喔

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‎去吧，出發吧

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‎下飛機時傳簡訊給我

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‎好啦，跟蹤狂

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‎我就直話直說了

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‎我們已陷入緊迫危機

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‎選課人數下降超過三成

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‎預算被大幅刪減

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‎感覺就像有海浪

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‎要淘空我們腳下的地基

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‎但在這個前所未遇的時期

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‎我們必須證明自己的教學品質

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‎培養批判性思考能力

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‎或強調同理心的價值

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‎在此時比以往都還要重要

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‎也對大眾有貢獻

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‎沒錯，我們不能教學生寫程式
‎也不會工程學

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‎我們教的東西無法量化

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‎也無法成為履歷上的一項專長

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‎但我們要自豪

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‎因為我們能造福後代子孫

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‎我們要提醒這些年輕人

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‎知識不只存在於試算表或維基百科

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‎我今天早上才在想

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‎文化因科技變質的問題

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‎以及學生整天都用各種方式上網

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‎我又想起文學大師哈洛卜倫的文字

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‎他說

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‎“我們有無盡資訊

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‎但要從何處尋找智慧？”

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‎我的辦公室被遷到體育館地下室

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‎什麼？

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‎我所有的書、雜物、抽屜
‎都被倒在一台推車上

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‎現在就放在地下室的地板上

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‎他們幹嘛做這種事？

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‎我聽到一個傳言

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‎他們要逼55歲以上的人提早退休

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‎世界末日要降臨了

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‎大家先別恐慌

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‎妳說得倒輕鬆，妳才51歲

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‎我46歲

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‎不會吧

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‎我向各位保證

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‎我不會坐看這個系所被洗劫一空

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‎這是一份名單

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‎這些人在妳系上薪水最高、學生最少

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‎很抱歉，妳剛上任就出難題

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‎這份清單上的人都不可或缺

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‎拜託，這些老傢伙？

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‎每門課程平均只有五名學生

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‎他們的確對美國文學貢獻卓著，但…

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‎我來！

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‎我們一直都提供條件優渥的退休方案

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‎所以在我祭出鐵腕手段之前

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‎妳或許可以發揮系主任的說服力…

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‎我對增加選課人數有一些想法

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‎雅思敏麥凱今年可以申請終身職

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‎我想和你討論給她榮譽講座的事

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‎開出新職位或榮譽講座都不可能

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‎學生選課數以前就很低，現在更慘

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‎所以你把瓊安搬到健康中心地下室？

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‎怎麼會有那種事？

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‎我去找黛博談談

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‎聽我說

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‎我知道妳…

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‎我知道妳今年有不少企圖

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‎我知道這地方很過時

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‎像步履遲緩的恐龍

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‎但妳記得我通知妳
‎獲得終身職的時候嗎？

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‎記得我說什麼嗎？

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‎要說誰能把彭布羅克帶進21世紀

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‎那就非妳莫屬

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‎好吧

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‎我只需要三個名字

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‎這堂是“慾望小說”嗎？

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‎不，這堂是“1850年至1918年
‎美國文學研究”

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‎我的辦公室開放時間
‎是每週二和週四下午1點到2點

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‎但其實隨時都能來，因為我以校為家

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‎如果有人在備選名單，請寄電郵給我

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‎謝謝你同意主持我的終身職評議會

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‎智允剛剛告訴我了

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‎沒什麼

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‎你還好嗎？

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‎她為什麼在同時段
‎安排兩堂美國文學課？

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‎我也不知道

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‎她可能是覺得我們的內容差異性夠大

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‎“慾望小說”？這是妳的課程名稱？

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‎對

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‎其實我有一份外部評審名單

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‎放哪去了？可惡，我…

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‎我偷偷跟妳說，他在名單上

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‎什麼名單？

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‎妳覺得把你們的課程合併如何？

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‎妳要我跟終身職評議會主席
‎一起上課？

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‎我要他親眼看到妳在課堂上的表現

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‎他會把我當成他的助教

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‎等他見識到妳有多出色

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‎就不可能把妳當空氣

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‎我的課程表已經訂好了，所以…

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‎聽我說

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‎比爾還在讀大學時

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‎艾略特的課堂場場爆滿

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‎沒有特准甚至無法旁聽，除非…

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‎他的課程30年來都沒更新過

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‎還是一樣

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‎他能成就事業，也能毀了事業

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‎小雅

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‎我懂

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‎我剛開始任教時，心裡也想

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‎亞洲人憑什麼教艾蜜莉狄金生的詩？

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‎但我們有重要的職缺

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‎妳要晉升終身職

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‎我是這個系的系主任

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‎院長很支持，我們先搞定妳的升等案

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‎再來好好改造這個地方

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‎（你要來了嗎？9點50分了）

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‎慘了

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‎男性冒險故事的脈絡？

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‎沒問題，還有誰要提？

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‎討論美國文藝復興時，有什麼…

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‎好了

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‎因為課程合併了，我們得先趕上進度

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‎-妳能幫忙把這些發下去嗎？
‎-好

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‎對了，這位是麥凱教授

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‎她大發慈悲，同意和我們併堂

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‎達布森教授？

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‎你沒事吧？

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‎“愛是盲目的”

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‎這句話是誰帶起來的？

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‎你們大概都猜得到

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‎喬叟

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‎或稱為現代英國文學之父

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‎你們絕對想不到
‎日常用語中的意象和成語

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‎有多少源自14世紀

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‎你們不需要有答案

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‎比起答案
‎我對你們的問題還比較有興趣

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‎重點不是固定的分析方式

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‎我今天一起床就很想來上課

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‎不是因為能教你們

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‎而是因為能向你們學習

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‎金教授，妳願意連署嗎？

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‎我們想對校方施壓

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‎（學生要求保留族群研究課）

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‎這不是學生請願書嗎？

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‎對，但我們也想請非白人教職員支持

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‎沒問題

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‎這裡可以嗎？

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‎可以，再次感謝

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‎我在“死亡與現代主義”備選名單上

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‎可以請你幫我簽名嗎？

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‎謝謝

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‎我哥說有你就值得過來念

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‎你哥叫什麼名字？

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‎傑西艾森史塔，記得媽？

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‎你在我家簡直是神

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‎吾已老矣，吾已老矣

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‎長褲的褲管應該捲起

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‎幹嘛？

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‎我讀過了

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‎哇靠

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‎這裡吵到我無法思考了

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‎對，這裡很…

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‎糟糕

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‎我們走吧

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‎好

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‎他們要逼我退休

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‎不然這還能是怎麼回事？

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‎這是等著被告上法院的性別歧視案件

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‎妳怎麼知道？

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‎因為我們要過去那邊進行申訴

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‎設了卻不用，那要性平會幹嘛？

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00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,890
‎我親自去提，表現出是我想告的

215
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:32,521
‎第一位女性系主任這麼快就開始惹事

216
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,897
‎我以妳為榮

217
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,941
‎先別謝我

218
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:36,859
‎我沒謝妳

219
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,367
‎妳上次看教學評鑑是何時？

220
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,035
‎1987年

221
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:48,662
‎可以請妳看看嗎？

222
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,915
‎我不想迎合消費者需求

223
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,544
‎我並不打算成為熱門教師

224
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,337
‎那妳就成功了

225
00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,173
‎（問題學生的骨灰）

226
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,801
‎系上的選課數正在急速流失

227
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,553
‎我們必須留住學生

228
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,513
‎不然…

229
00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,974
‎不然？不然會怎麼樣？

230
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,186
‎拉森向我描繪了非常不好的前景

231
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,731
‎比平常更不好？

232
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,193
‎對

233
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,780
‎妳對每個人都這樣說嗎？

234
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:25,741
‎對

235
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:29,828
‎雖然對比爾可能要稍加強迫
‎不過大致上沒錯

236
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:31,914
‎他很崇拜妳

237
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,126
‎-怎樣？
‎-不是，只是…

238
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,298
‎我們之間還是很尷尬

239
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,133
‎當然會尷尬，小笨蛋

240
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,094
‎雪倫過世了

241
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,602
‎所以現在沒有護欄了

242
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:57,648
‎抱歉，我遲到了

243
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,864
‎等我一下

244
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,117
‎好

245
00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,662
‎我的無線網卡呢？

246
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,871
‎在你手裡

247
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:15,332
‎怎麼會這樣？

248
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:16,875
‎是我放進去的

249
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:18,835
‎好了

250
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:25,217
‎先從我蒐集的幾張圖談起

251
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,135
‎如果這東西願意乖乖就範的話

252
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:30,138
‎彭布羅克英文老師意外電死自己…

253
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,181
‎妳還好嗎？

254
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:33,809
‎雪倫？

255
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:37,145
‎我分不出是想拉屎還是她要出來了

256
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,398
‎我覺得我好像去了

257
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,191
‎別逗我笑

258
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,284
‎不是，我很會做生意
‎我們就經營一點副…

259
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,202
‎達布森教授？

260
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,120
‎他媽的

261
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,248
‎抱歉出了點問題

262
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,085
‎真是的

263
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,545
‎這位是萊拉

264
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:05,215
‎她正在寫一篇很優秀的論文

265
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,175
‎我一定會趕快讀完

266
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,095
‎歡迎來上“當代文學”

267
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,138
‎“死亡與現代主義”

268
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,308
‎歡迎來上“死亡與現代主義”

269
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,979
‎我通常請學生用推特發表
‎最喜歡的《白鯨記》名言

270
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,063
‎推特？

271
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,107
‎在上個學期，“叫我以實瑪利”

272
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,317
‎和“我從地獄深處刺向你”平手

273
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:27,738
‎不行，我希望他們沉浸在故事

274
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,239
‎以及優美的文字中

275
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:34,661
‎如果他們只是要找最炫的片段，我…

276
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,621
‎這只是一項功課而已

277
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,540
‎太容易達成了

278
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,752
‎這是和他們交流的方法

279
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,963
‎而且我發現這能促進精讀技巧

280
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,843
‎你才是梅爾維爾專家，好吧

281
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,392
‎妳的椅子怎麼了？

282
00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:00,353
‎-你怎麼進來的？
‎-撐不住韓國小妞的體重？

283
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,688
‎你怎麼進來的？

284
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,650
‎把鑰匙給我，交出來

285
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:06,735
‎好吧，要就拿去

286
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,070
‎你…別鬧了

287
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,280
‎把鑰匙給我，你已經不是系主任了

288
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,282
‎-給我…
‎-別碰我

289
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,533
‎鑰匙就在這裡

290
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:14,534
‎我的天啊

291
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,036
‎過來

292
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,370
‎你…

293
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,580
‎我抓住了，很好

294
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:19,998
‎-糟糕
‎-我感覺到了

295
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,083
‎我的天啊

296
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:22,918
‎不好意思

297
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,212
‎不是，我們只是…

298
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,759
‎你害我看起來很沒專業素養

299
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,015
‎抱歉，我錯過第一個會

300
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,268
‎我還在出席的人前面為你說話

301
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:41,853
‎-順利嗎？
‎-順利…

302
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,983
‎我說真的，你那邊順利嗎？

303
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:50,278
‎她狠狠說了我一頓

304
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,155
‎她要我好好振作起來

305
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,658
‎因為我現在只能靠自己了

306
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,743
‎才不只，你還有我

307
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,915
‎我是說，你還有我們，我不是…

308
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,125
‎我不是…

309
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:04,709
‎好

310
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:09,047
‎我打算聘請小雅當榮譽講座教師

311
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,634
‎-他答應了？
‎-這個嘛

312
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,052
‎不算是

313
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:15,762
‎他給了我一份名單

314
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,264
‎上面有三名教授

315
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,850
‎薪資最高，但學生選課數最低

316
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,185
‎-瓊安、倫茲、麥克海爾
‎-麥克海爾

317
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,688
‎他竟然要我說服他們退休？

318
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,565
‎希望妳有叫他去死

319
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,608
‎我以服務院長為榮

320
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,110
‎他想得美喔

321
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,863
‎妳身為系主任的職責是擁護…

322
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,823
‎你覺得我們五年後還會存在嗎？

323
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,743
‎英文系還在嗎？我覺得我好像是…

324
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,495
‎收攤前才進場的客人

325
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,790
‎妳身為系主任的職責也要…

326
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:45,000
‎往你的臭臉打一拳？

327
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,878
‎我的臉是我最值錢的地方

328
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,838
‎-所以我才破產
‎-所以你才破產

329
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,138
‎-我得做正事了
‎-好

330
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:03,268
‎還有，不要再搭女學生的便車了

331
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,522
‎我的車被扣留，今天下午就會拿回來

332
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:08,565
‎妳是間諜嗎？

333
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,941
‎你是白痴嗎？

334
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,360
‎有學務處的走狗寄電郵告訴我的

335
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,946
‎你知道她是妲芙娜艾森史塔嗎？

336
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:19,201
‎艾森史塔董事會的艾森史塔

337
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,704
‎對

338
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,581
‎我需要大家拿出最佳表現

339
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,043
‎這對系上健康很重要

340
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:30,879
‎“對系上健康很重要”？

341
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,047
‎我不知道我為什麼會…

342
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:32,964
‎-出去啦
‎-什麼？

343
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,549
‎-我感覺到了
‎-出去

344
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,471
‎（自由女神像）

345
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,688
‎-嗨，爸
‎-嗨

346
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,689
‎嗨，寶貝

347
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,111
‎她功課都做完了喔？

348
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,196
‎做完了

349
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,280
‎很好

350
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,282
‎爸

351
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:01,576
‎我就叫你拿下來了

352
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,869
‎我再收起來

353
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,873
‎我得跟妳談談

354
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,542
‎你還會寄冷凍牛排到密西根給他嗎？

355
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,047
‎我有珠珠的事要告訴妳

356
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,716
‎她老師叫我趕快讓她看精神科

357
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,052
‎什麼？

358
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,136
‎她聽不懂韓語

359
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,263
‎她慢慢在學了

360
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,472
‎這是她畫的

361
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,604
‎他們說在17年的教學生涯中

362
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,065
‎從沒看過這麼令人擔憂的東西

363
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,920
‎妳媽去世時妳幾歲？

364
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:57,674
‎14歲

365
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,637
‎我不會在妳14歲就過世

366
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:04,597
‎妳怎麼知道？

367
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,598
‎看看我

368
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,187
‎我好像傷到肩膀了

369
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:17,610
‎要是妳出事，誰來照顧我？

370
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,195
‎外公那麼老了

371
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,406
‎妳不用擔心這件事

372
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:26,369
‎妳過世的時候還會記得我嗎？

373
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:30,248
‎會

374
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:32,917
‎要我陪妳躺嗎？

375
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,211
‎不用

376
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,896
‎（這會發牲在妳身上）

377
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,452
‎（茱蒂絲威曼醫師，收養療程專科）

378
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,085
‎（性別平等教育委員會）

379
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,003
‎（性平會）

380
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,507
‎（明天可以嗎？）

381
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,258
‎（智允：可以，直接約性平會見）

382
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:23,301
‎（好，待會見）

383
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,302
‎（我到了）

384
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,220
‎（妳要來嗎？）

385
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,221
‎（智允：二分鐘）

386
00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:31,935
‎金博士？

387
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:33,478
‎金博士

388
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,023
‎我找不到比爾

389
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,316
‎妳在說什麼？

390
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,401
‎他突然不見蹤影了

391
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,239
‎好吧

392
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:46,866
‎你的手機弄丟了嗎？

393
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,952
‎你上課又遲到了

394
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:51,621
‎而且你不能隨便窩在我的辦公室

395
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,342
‎拜託一下，不會吧？你開什麼玩笑？

396
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,385
‎對不起

397
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:06,803
‎穿另一隻

398
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,605
‎我們還是直接開始好了

399
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,816
‎她一定很快就會到了

400
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:21,192
‎那好

401
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,904
‎首先，我必須先行告知

402
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:29,159
‎我們不是校內的指定保密輔導中心

403
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,161
‎我們會盡量保持隱私

404
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,997
‎但如果有安全上的疑慮…

405
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,624
‎沒有疑慮，我不是被跟蹤

406
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,377
‎我來這不是為了什麼孽緣之類的事

407
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,964
‎在我這把年紀
‎可能已經沒有孽緣這回事了

408
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,968
‎妳本人就是投訴人嗎？

409
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:47,886
‎是

410
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,097
‎妳在彭布羅克工作多久了？

411
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,349
‎32年

412
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,976
‎好久喔

413
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:56,644
‎哪個系所？

414
00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:57,562
‎英文系

415
00:23:57,645 --> 00:24:02,567
‎不知道我能不能
‎找真正負責我案子的人談談

416
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,945
‎目前還不會派員調查妳的案子

417
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:09,574
‎要等我先決定有沒有違反性平法

418
00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:15,205
‎他們把我的辦公室搬到一個地下狗窩

419
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,706
‎位於運動大樓內

420
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:19,751
‎其他跟我同級的男教授

421
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,419
‎一個都沒被強制遷移

422
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,338
‎妳跟系主任的關係如何？

423
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:24,672
‎有跟那位先生提過嗎？

424
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:25,840
‎是“小姐”

425
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,509
‎不好意思

426
00:24:28,218 --> 00:24:29,052
‎小姐

427
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,513
‎我乾脆也申訴我自己好了

428
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:34,474
‎她應該要來的

429
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,434
‎是她說要來申訴的

430
00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:38,686
‎我不知道發生了什麼事

431
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:44,484
‎所以她知道妳覺得新辦公室很爛？

432
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,944
‎妳覺得我說的不是真相？

433
00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:47,403
‎“真相”兩個字太沉重了

434
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,321
‎是嗎？

435
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:51,324
‎如果某事是真的，那就無涉道德判斷

436
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,700
‎單純是陳述事實

437
00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,453
‎舉例來說，我可以說句真話

438
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,247
‎每個人都看得到妳的屁蛋

439
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,627
‎-什麼？
‎-妳的臀部從短褲露出來了

440
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:03,670
‎我走進來時看到了

441
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:08,091
‎來這裡的人第一個就會接觸到妳

442
00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:11,761
‎有些人是要申訴自己受到侵犯

443
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,597
‎而妳…

444
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:21,312
‎我明白妳想實現身體自愛

445
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:27,318
‎但也許性平會並不適合表達這種想法

446
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,070
‎漢林教授

447
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,448
‎性平會的一大優點

448
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,826
‎就是不會因女性穿著就給差別待遇

449
00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,327
‎妳不是律師吧？

450
00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,204
‎妳怎麼拿到這份工作的？

451
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:39,414
‎我之前屬於非營利組織

452
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:42,959
‎工作是協助難民兒童找到寄養家庭

453
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,629
‎希望妳工作時，他們不必看妳屁蛋

454
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,675
‎萊拉提到你的課表還有空白

455
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,719
‎接下來八週都是“待定”

456
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:56,681
‎學生都在問她到底要上什麼

457
00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,726
‎就上死亡和什麼的

458
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:01,561
‎德州？

459
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:02,562
‎現代主義

460
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,063
‎-不對，不是這個
‎-嘿

461
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,650
‎我不知道還能怎麼說
‎所以我就直說了

462
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,445
‎你給我振作一點

463
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,114
‎嘟嘟也是這麼說的

464
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:14,782
‎真好笑，妳們兩個好像…

465
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,159
‎完全沒什麼好笑的，比爾

466
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,369
‎用心教課

467
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:21,205
‎這麼多人選你的課，只是因為你有名

468
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:25,209
‎這話什麼意思？

469
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,381
‎你得到教室上課

470
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:33,009
‎妳沒搞錯吧？

471
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,762
‎我當系主任時也沒對妳管東管西

472
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:38,389
‎你當系主任時，我又沒有混水摸魚

473
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,787
‎有多少人預習了今天的課程？

474
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:03,831
‎真的有讀的喔

475
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,585
‎好，沒問題

476
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,172
‎有多少人現在是醉醺醺的？

477
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,508
‎抽大麻嗨了也行

478
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,595
‎看吧，沒關係

479
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:28,064
‎（荒謬主義）

480
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,482
‎人生不是你想的那樣

481
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,110
‎永遠也不會是你想的那樣

482
00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:41,202
‎（法西斯主義，荒謬主義）

483
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,162
‎國家決定一切意義

484
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:44,789
‎毫無意義

485
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:53,339
‎整個宇宙毫無目的的概念

486
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:55,425
‎出現在兩次世界大戰之後

487
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,969
‎包含集中營在內，總共8500萬人喪生

488
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:01,139
‎卡繆和貝克特有什麼共同點？

489
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,391
‎-他們都加入了反抗軍
‎-對

490
00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:06,853
‎雖然他們兩人深信

491
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:10,356
‎活在人世間沒有救贖之途

492
00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:12,650
‎沒有什麼好做的

493
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:16,988
‎但他們還是在努力

494
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,742
‎切薩雷帕韋斯寫道

495
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:23,035
‎逃離深淵的唯一辦法

496
00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:26,497
‎就是盯著深淵、仔細衡量

497
00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,876
‎試探其深度，並縱身下去…

498
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:06,013
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