1 00:00:09,068 --> 00:00:11,931 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,827 - Okay, which one of you touched my carbon activated, 3 00:00:14,896 --> 00:00:16,517 French volumizing hair dryer, 'cause I have told you-- 4 00:00:16,586 --> 00:00:18,275 all: Shh! - Shushies! 5 00:00:18,344 --> 00:00:19,827 - We're watching "Genuine Moments." 6 00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:21,172 - What's that? 7 00:00:21,241 --> 00:00:22,931 - Uh, only the best new show on TV. 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,034 - Every episode has a bunch of super heartfelt, 9 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:26,068 genuine moments. 10 00:00:26,137 --> 00:00:28,862 - Pfft, sounds stupid. 11 00:00:28,931 --> 00:00:30,241 - You know what, Jennifer? 12 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,965 I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore! 13 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,310 [all gasp] 14 00:00:33,379 --> 00:00:35,103 - I want to be your husband. 15 00:00:35,172 --> 00:00:37,103 all: Aww. 16 00:00:37,172 --> 00:00:40,482 - ♪ Genuine Moments ♪ 17 00:00:40,551 --> 00:00:42,172 - Okay, this is actually pretty good. 18 00:00:42,241 --> 00:00:43,344 - Right? 19 00:00:43,413 --> 00:00:45,034 Even Chapa likes "Genuine Moments." 20 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,655 - No, I--I don't like it. 21 00:00:46,724 --> 00:00:48,137 [all gasp] 22 00:00:49,034 --> 00:00:50,034 - I love it. 23 00:00:50,103 --> 00:00:52,517 all: Aww. 24 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:57,000 ♪ Genuine Moments ♪ 25 00:00:57,068 --> 00:00:59,827 - Hey, what's that big, bright thing out in the sky? 26 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:02,551 - For the last time, Bose, that's called the moon. 27 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:04,862 - Copy that, but, uh, when did the moon 28 00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:06,620 get the Danger Force symbol on it? 29 00:01:08,482 --> 00:01:10,896 - That's new. - Could be aliens. 30 00:01:10,965 --> 00:01:14,413 - Looks like it's coming from the top of Nakatomi Tower. 31 00:01:14,482 --> 00:01:16,448 - Oh, my God, the aliens are from Earth. 32 00:01:16,517 --> 00:01:18,310 - It's not aliens. - I mean, it could be aliens. 33 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:19,620 - Okay, it's probably not aliens. 34 00:01:19,689 --> 00:01:21,551 - Now I'm gonna be bummed if it's not aliens. 35 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,689 - Well, whatever it is, we gotta go check it out. 36 00:01:23,758 --> 00:01:26,172 Danger Force, let's chew this thing 37 00:01:26,241 --> 00:01:27,896 and do this thing. 38 00:01:27,965 --> 00:01:30,862 [heroic music] 39 00:01:30,931 --> 00:01:36,137 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:36,206 --> 00:01:40,379 Everyone on AWOL's back! - Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! 41 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,379 Chiropractor said no more of a bunch of people 42 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:44,000 climbing on my back anymore. 43 00:01:44,068 --> 00:01:45,275 - Okay, fine. 44 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:46,655 Everyone climb on Brainstorm's back! 45 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:49,034 - What? - AWOL, teleport us! 46 00:01:49,103 --> 00:01:50,896 - [grunts] 47 00:01:50,965 --> 00:01:53,034 [TV beeps] 48 00:01:53,103 --> 00:01:54,827 - ♪ Genuine Moments ♪ 49 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:57,413 - Moments! 50 00:01:57,482 --> 00:02:03,793 ♪ ♪ 51 00:02:05,896 --> 00:02:08,827 [rat squeaking] 52 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:12,482 - Okay, guys, now remember, it's probably not aliens, 53 00:02:12,551 --> 00:02:14,034 but just in case, make sure-- oh, an alien! 54 00:02:14,103 --> 00:02:16,551 Kill it with fire! - No, no, Captain Man! 55 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:19,551 It's me, The Commissioner. - Oh. 56 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,068 - He doesn't look like an alien. 57 00:02:21,137 --> 00:02:22,413 - It's worse. 58 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:24,413 It's Swellview's new police commissioner. 59 00:02:24,482 --> 00:02:26,206 I've been dodging this guy's calls for weeks. 60 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:28,689 - Well, do not blame it on us like you usually do. 61 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:30,689 - Good idea. - No! 62 00:02:31,655 --> 00:02:34,689 - Hey, buddy! - Cappy! 63 00:02:34,758 --> 00:02:36,655 [laughs] 64 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:38,793 I've been trying to call you for weeks. 65 00:02:38,862 --> 00:02:41,137 Haven't you gotten any of my voicemails? 66 00:02:41,206 --> 00:02:42,413 - ShoutOut lost my phone. 67 00:02:42,482 --> 00:02:43,827 - Every time. - This guy. 68 00:02:43,896 --> 00:02:45,965 - Ah, no biggie, my guy! - All right. 69 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:48,448 - Now that I got this sweet spotlight, 70 00:02:48,517 --> 00:02:51,000 I can contact you anytime. 71 00:02:51,068 --> 00:02:52,517 - What about during the day? 72 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,103 - Hey, are these the Danger Force kids? 73 00:02:57,172 --> 00:02:58,620 Nice to meet you guys. 74 00:02:58,689 --> 00:03:01,068 - So, uh, what do you want, The Commissioner? 75 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,551 - Wait, your name is "The Commissioner?" 76 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:05,379 - Sure, though you could always call me 77 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:08,793 by my real name, Melverp Korthenschottz. 78 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:11,310 - So what do you want, The Commissioner? 79 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:14,586 - A horrifically evil criminal just arrived in Swellview. 80 00:03:14,655 --> 00:03:18,827 We call him Jack the Clipper 'cause he ambushes people 81 00:03:18,896 --> 00:03:22,482 and gives them truly heinous haircuts. 82 00:03:22,551 --> 00:03:24,827 - Come on. They can't be that bad. 83 00:03:24,896 --> 00:03:26,758 - Oh, no? 84 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,724 - No! - Oh, my eyes! 85 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,310 My eyes! 86 00:03:30,379 --> 00:03:31,896 - Please put your hat back on, man! 87 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:35,206 - I think I'm gonna Melverp! - Okay, okay, okay. 88 00:03:35,275 --> 00:03:36,517 - [retching] - Okay. 89 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:39,275 - How tragic. So sad. 90 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,551 Oh, I'm just texting, by the way. 91 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,793 I'm not taking a photo. [shutter clicks] 92 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:44,724 - I thought you said you lost your phone. 93 00:03:44,793 --> 00:03:46,896 - I said ShoutOut lost it. 94 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:50,931 Anyway, this new villain seems more funny than scary. 95 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,310 - Well, you may think it's funny now... 96 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:55,137 - I do. I just said so. 97 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:57,586 - But Jack the Clipper can strike any time, 98 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:00,758 any hair, including yours. 99 00:04:00,827 --> 00:04:03,413 - Oh, God. - Oh, God. 100 00:04:03,482 --> 00:04:05,275 - Oh, God! - Wow, really? 101 00:04:05,344 --> 00:04:06,689 - Isn't your hair indestructible? 102 00:04:06,758 --> 00:04:08,965 - No, it's indescribable... 103 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:10,827 -ly beautiful, but it can be chopped, 104 00:04:10,896 --> 00:04:13,448 cut, shaved, dyed, moussed. 105 00:04:13,517 --> 00:04:14,689 Who knows what this guy could do to me? 106 00:04:14,758 --> 00:04:15,862 [air whooshes] [screams] 107 00:04:15,931 --> 00:04:18,344 What the heck? What is that? 108 00:04:18,413 --> 00:04:20,103 Ah! Ah! 109 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:22,068 Bleh. - You boys okay? 110 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,137 - [breathing deeply] 111 00:04:23,206 --> 00:04:24,310 - Don't worry, The Commissioner. 112 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:25,758 We're gonna find Jack the Clipper. 113 00:04:25,827 --> 00:04:27,689 - Yeah, that Clipper's gonna get jacked. 114 00:04:27,758 --> 00:04:29,448 Let's roll! - Heck yeah! 115 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:30,758 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 116 00:04:30,827 --> 00:04:32,758 One more thing. - What? 117 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:34,103 - Any chance that you would 118 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:37,517 maybe want to get together and watch a sport? 119 00:04:37,586 --> 00:04:40,413 - Um, you know, I--ah, I can't. 120 00:04:40,482 --> 00:04:41,620 - No, me either. I can't do it. 121 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:42,620 - No, I've got--I'm busy. 122 00:04:42,689 --> 00:04:43,724 - Me too, yeah. 123 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:44,931 - Gotta go look for my phone. 124 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,034 - It's right there in your hand. 125 00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:49,758 - Ooh, gotta go! 126 00:04:49,827 --> 00:04:52,103 - Dang it, Melverp! You came on too strong! 127 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:53,655 Ah! 128 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,103 [air whooshes] 129 00:04:58,172 --> 00:05:00,344 [screams] Melverp! 130 00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:02,275 Ah! 131 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,000 [grunting] 132 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:05,551 [sighs] 133 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:08,172 - It all just kind of happened. 134 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,586 [overlapping chatter] 135 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:12,206 - Stop talking! 136 00:05:12,275 --> 00:05:15,172 - ♪ Danger ♪ 137 00:05:15,241 --> 00:05:18,172 [vocalizing] 138 00:05:18,241 --> 00:05:21,689 ♪ ♪ 139 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:23,206 ♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪ 140 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:24,206 [doorbell rings] 141 00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:26,241 all: Emergency! 142 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:27,517 - That's just the doorbell. 143 00:05:27,586 --> 00:05:29,137 - I know. 144 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:36,448 - Natalie Mazdah...clipped. 145 00:05:36,517 --> 00:05:40,517 Vice Mayor Willard...clipped. 146 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:42,482 And Bennie, that stupid dog with a hat 147 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,344 who was super mean to me at Club Soda, 148 00:05:44,413 --> 00:05:48,034 but whatever...clipped. 149 00:05:48,103 --> 00:05:49,310 - Ah. 150 00:05:49,379 --> 00:05:51,827 - Uh, is there a point to these pictures? 151 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,482 - I just think they're really funny, 152 00:05:53,551 --> 00:05:55,068 especially you, Bennie. 153 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,655 Especially you. 154 00:05:57,724 --> 00:06:00,586 - Well, I'm doing some real detective work here. 155 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:04,551 So, barbershop quartet, 156 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:07,310 where were y'all last Tuesday night 157 00:06:07,379 --> 00:06:09,034 at 6:00? 158 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:12,758 all: ♪ The barbershop ♪ 159 00:06:12,827 --> 00:06:14,068 - Can anyone confirm that? 160 00:06:14,137 --> 00:06:15,482 - ♪ Her ♪ - ♪ Her ♪ 161 00:06:15,551 --> 00:06:17,586 - ♪ Her ♪ - ♪ Him ♪ 162 00:06:17,655 --> 00:06:19,620 - All right, story checks out. 163 00:06:19,689 --> 00:06:21,551 You all can head back to the barbershop. 164 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:23,137 trio: ♪ Down the ♪ 165 00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:24,206 - ♪ Tube ♪ 166 00:06:24,275 --> 00:06:26,206 trio: ♪ Tube ♪ 167 00:06:27,551 --> 00:06:29,827 - Ugh, we've been at this for minutes, 168 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:31,551 and we've made no progress. 169 00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:32,793 Meanwhile, Miles and I could get 170 00:06:32,862 --> 00:06:34,137 our tips clipped at any second. 171 00:06:34,206 --> 00:06:36,586 - Why do you guys so much about your hair? 172 00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:38,206 - Uh, vanity? 173 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,896 - I've been growing my locs since I was born. 174 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:43,655 They connect me to my ancestors and my community. 175 00:06:43,724 --> 00:06:46,206 They're like antennae to the energy 176 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,724 that flows through the universe. 177 00:06:48,793 --> 00:06:50,241 - Also vanity. 178 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,689 - I mean, no one's saying I don't look good. 179 00:06:52,758 --> 00:06:53,896 [chuckles] 180 00:06:53,965 --> 00:06:55,275 - You guys could just get Schwoz 181 00:06:55,344 --> 00:06:57,103 to make you one of those hair helmets that Bose has. 182 00:06:57,172 --> 00:06:58,482 - The hair what-met? 183 00:06:58,551 --> 00:06:59,689 - Beautiful day outside. 184 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:01,034 Who wants a doughnut? 185 00:07:04,793 --> 00:07:06,827 - Nobody wants your floor doughnuts. 186 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:08,448 Ooh, is that a floor Boston cream? 187 00:07:08,517 --> 00:07:09,896 - Oh, hey, hey, hey, they're talking about 188 00:07:09,965 --> 00:07:11,275 Jack the Clipper on the news. 189 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:12,689 - Turn up the volume. 190 00:07:12,758 --> 00:07:14,275 - And if you're just turning up the volume, 191 00:07:14,344 --> 00:07:15,862 we're about to conduct an interview 192 00:07:15,931 --> 00:07:18,448 with Regina Peacock, the first victim 193 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:19,689 of Jack the Clipper. 194 00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,310 - Welcome to the news, Regina. 195 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:24,137 We know this must be tough for you. 196 00:07:24,206 --> 00:07:26,068 - But please, tell your story. 197 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:29,965 - And start it off with, "Once upon a time." 198 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:33,551 - Um, once upon a time... - This is gonna be good. 199 00:07:34,448 --> 00:07:37,068 - I was about to leave work, when suddenly, 200 00:07:37,137 --> 00:07:39,655 all of the lights went out, and... 201 00:07:39,724 --> 00:07:41,724 [gasps] - The lights, they're gone! 202 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,586 - It's happening again! 203 00:07:43,655 --> 00:07:44,896 [scissors clipping] 204 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,379 [people screaming] 205 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:47,586 - Jack the Clipper's there! 206 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:48,655 - We gotta get down there and help them. 207 00:07:48,724 --> 00:07:50,034 - You guys should go! 208 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,586 I gotta stay here and flip through my phone. 209 00:07:52,655 --> 00:07:54,206 - You're coming with us! 210 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:55,827 - Everyone pile on Brainstorm! - Yeah! 211 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:57,241 Wait, wait, wait, what? 212 00:07:59,206 --> 00:08:00,379 - [grunts] 213 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:04,413 - I'll get the lights. 214 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:06,896 [all gasp] 215 00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:09,551 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, my hair. 216 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:11,000 I'm hideous. 217 00:08:11,068 --> 00:08:12,931 Trib, cut to Mary, for goodness' sake! 218 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,103 - No, Trib, cut back to Trent! 219 00:08:16,172 --> 00:08:17,793 - Mike Tribble, if you love me, 220 00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:19,793 you will never put me on camera again! 221 00:08:19,862 --> 00:08:22,034 - I can't believe it's happened again! 222 00:08:22,103 --> 00:08:25,896 If we're not safe on the news, we're not safe any-hair. 223 00:08:25,965 --> 00:08:28,137 - It's every strand for itself, people! 224 00:08:28,206 --> 00:08:30,103 Run for your life! Get us out of here! 225 00:08:30,172 --> 00:08:31,137 - Stop! - Let me go! 226 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:33,172 - Now! - Let him go! Hey! 227 00:08:33,241 --> 00:08:35,931 - Ah, give me that hat back! Give me the thing back! 228 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,896 [screams] - Hey! 229 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:41,586 Is Jack the Clipper still even here? 230 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:44,103 - No, but I think he left a note. 231 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:47,103 - Yeah, he stabbed it into the wall 232 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:49,137 with these left-handed scissors. 233 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:55,068 And it says, "I'm coming for you." 234 00:08:58,275 --> 00:09:00,034 - [gasps] 235 00:09:00,103 --> 00:09:03,896 - Hey, it looks like me. - Don't you get it? 236 00:09:03,965 --> 00:09:05,310 He's coming for us! - Whoa! 237 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,137 - [sobbing] We're all gonna look like him! 238 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:10,034 - That wasn't nice at all. 239 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,620 - Have you guys still not fixed the hole in the ceiling 240 00:09:13,689 --> 00:09:16,068 from when the Man's Nest landed on the roof of KLVY? 241 00:09:16,137 --> 00:09:18,034 - You guys are the ones who made that hole. 242 00:09:18,103 --> 00:09:20,241 - When Brainstorm saved your lives. 243 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,896 - With hair like this, I'm starting to wish he hadn't! 244 00:09:21,965 --> 00:09:23,448 - [gasps] But look! 245 00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:26,827 There's a light in the sky with the Danger Force symbol! 246 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:28,103 - Actually, that's just the moon. 247 00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:30,344 - Again, no. It's The Commissioner. 248 00:09:30,413 --> 00:09:31,896 Maybe he has a lead for us! Let's go! 249 00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:33,344 - Ugh, do we have to? 250 00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:35,103 - You'd rather stay here and wait for Jack the Clipper 251 00:09:35,172 --> 00:09:37,827 to return and ruin your hair? - [gasps] 252 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:40,931 - Everyone on Brainstorm! - Ah, jeez. 253 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,586 - Hold still. Stop moving. 254 00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:44,793 - [grunts] 255 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:48,068 [dramatic music] 256 00:09:49,103 --> 00:09:52,137 - Captain Man! Thank God! 257 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:54,241 You brought the kids again. 258 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:57,413 I just thought it would be-- you know, it's fine. 259 00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:02,034 - Ugh, what is that smell? - Probably me. 260 00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:04,758 I've been stuck up here since you left. 261 00:10:04,827 --> 00:10:06,172 But the good news is, 262 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:08,000 I've made friends with the rats. 263 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:09,931 Now, that one over there is Cappy, 264 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,379 and that's The Commissioner Jr., 265 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:12,965 and they're best friends. 266 00:10:13,034 --> 00:10:15,000 - Oh, my God, why'd you call us up here? 267 00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:17,862 - Because I was starving, cold, and alone, 268 00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:19,827 so I was looking out across the city, 269 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:22,965 and I saw a guy headed into Hip Hop Purée, 270 00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:26,413 and he had scissors for fingers. 271 00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:28,344 - Whoa, cool. 272 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,344 Wait, scissors can cut hair! 273 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,275 - That's gotta be Jack the Clipper! 274 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:34,655 - Great, you guys go take him down, 275 00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:36,344 and I'll, you know, stay as far away 276 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:38,103 from that barbaric barber as possible. 277 00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:39,517 - Can't get much farther away 278 00:10:39,586 --> 00:10:42,068 than up here with your old pal The Commissioner. 279 00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:43,931 Oh, hey, you want to go splitsies 280 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,620 on this roof pizza that I wrestled away 281 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,896 from The Commissioner Jr.? 282 00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:49,241 - Everyone on Brainstorm's back! 283 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:51,379 - Oh, so it's just automatically me now? 284 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:53,896 - Bye, The Commissioner. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 285 00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:57,896 I'm still stuck up here! [sobs] 286 00:10:57,965 --> 00:10:59,448 [rats squeaking] 287 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,758 Yeah, I know I scared him off again, 288 00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:02,862 The Commissioner Jr. 289 00:11:02,931 --> 00:11:04,068 [rats squeaking] 290 00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:05,896 Oh, I'm sorry, Cappy. 291 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:08,241 I thought you were The Commissioner Jr. 292 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,862 Come on, Melverp! You're better than that! 293 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,586 ♪ ♪ 294 00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:15,275 - Ugh. 295 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,103 Really wish I knew what a chiropractor was, 296 00:11:17,172 --> 00:11:18,620 because I think I need one. 297 00:11:18,689 --> 00:11:21,000 [electricity crackles] 298 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:24,482 Hey, when did you become a chiropractor? 299 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:30,413 - Aw, look at those horrible haircuts. 300 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,586 - We're too late. 301 00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:35,827 ♪ ♪ 302 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,068 - Check out Jack over there, 303 00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:40,517 just sitting around enjoying a celebratory purée 304 00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:43,137 after his crimes. 305 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,000 - Let's go put a crimp in his style. 306 00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:46,862 - Yeah, let's go dand-rough him up. 307 00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:48,965 - And then let's give him some bangs! 308 00:11:50,172 --> 00:11:51,827 Okay, that was a good one! Just get-- 309 00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,068 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 310 00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:56,103 - [groans] - What? 311 00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:58,034 - Something about this doesn't feel right. 312 00:11:58,103 --> 00:11:59,896 - Everyone in here has a bad haircut, 313 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:01,379 and that guy's got scissors for hands. 314 00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:04,482 It's a perfect fit. - A little too perfect. 315 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:05,793 - There's only one thing in this world 316 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,379 that's a little too perfect, and that's me. 317 00:12:07,448 --> 00:12:10,482 - Those scissors at KLVY were left-handed scissors, 318 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:13,965 but he's in there drinking a purée with his right hand. 319 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,965 Or at least he's trying. 320 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,896 - Dude, you are overthinking this. 321 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,827 The guy with the scissor hands did the choppy-choppy. 322 00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:24,517 - Listen, we didn't even hear Regina's full story. 323 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:26,482 All we heard was, "Once upon a time." 324 00:12:26,551 --> 00:12:28,241 - That's how you know a story is gonna be good. 325 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,482 - Just-- 326 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,517 - I think we should go talk to Regina. 327 00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:33,689 Maybe she can give us a clue. - Fine. 328 00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,206 You go have tea with Regina 329 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:37,172 while we handle the real bad guy. 330 00:12:37,241 --> 00:12:38,448 - But when we're on the news later 331 00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,448 being hailed as the heroes of Swellview, 332 00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:42,517 we're not gonna mention you at all. 333 00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:43,586 - At all. 334 00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:48,068 Let's go get him. - Yeah! 335 00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:55,241 ♪ ♪ 336 00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:04,310 - The jig is up, Jack! - You're coming with us. 337 00:13:04,379 --> 00:13:06,310 - Your rain of hair-or is over. 338 00:13:07,793 --> 00:13:11,551 - Hey, what is going on here? - Don't worry, sir. 339 00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:13,586 We're protecting you from this monster. 340 00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:17,172 - Monster? That is Freddy Scissorfingers. 341 00:13:17,241 --> 00:13:18,793 - To you, he may be, but to the rest of the world, 342 00:13:18,862 --> 00:13:20,068 he's Jack the Clipper. 343 00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:22,000 - No, he is not! 344 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,620 Freddy's fingers are safety scissors. 345 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:27,068 It's physically impossible for them to cut hair. 346 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,000 See? 347 00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,655 - Then what does he use his scissors for? 348 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,310 - Mainly construction paper and crafts. 349 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:38,827 Oh, like he made these valentines for my whole family. 350 00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,000 I take 'em with me everywhere, 351 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:42,034 even when it's not Valentine's Day. 352 00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:44,310 Freddy is merely a sensitive soul 353 00:13:44,379 --> 00:13:46,103 with freakish fingers. 354 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:47,448 You leave him alone. 355 00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:49,517 - Yeah, you leave him alone! [all shouting] 356 00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:51,137 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 357 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,137 If Freddy is not Jack the Clipper, 358 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:55,724 then why do you all have terrible haircuts? 359 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,206 - Don't you read? 360 00:13:57,275 --> 00:13:58,896 It's a two-for-one purée sale 361 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:01,206 for victims of Jack the Clipper. 362 00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:05,758 - Oh, man, really wish we saw that sign earlier. 363 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,068 - Wow, I cannot believe you kids 364 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:11,448 jumped to conclusions like that. 365 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,379 You should be ashamed of yourselves. 366 00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:17,241 - So if Freddy is not Jack the Clipper, 367 00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:19,758 then who could it be? 368 00:14:22,275 --> 00:14:25,379 [sirens wailing] 369 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,931 - AWOL, what a pleasant surprise. 370 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,413 - Hey, Regina, I have some questions for you. 371 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,620 Have a few minutes? - Why, of course. 372 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,000 Come on in. 373 00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:39,551 [eerie music] 374 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:44,413 And may I say, you have beautiful hair. 375 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,034 - And may I say, 376 00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:48,724 what a beautiful place you have. 377 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:50,241 [quietly] What a dump. 378 00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,931 - Forgive my mess. I just moved in. 379 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,206 - Bad timing. 380 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,793 Seems like you and Jack the Clipper 381 00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:05,000 came into town at, like, the exact same time. 382 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:07,965 - Yes, unlucky. 383 00:15:08,034 --> 00:15:10,137 - I wanna ask you some questions 384 00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,689 about when Jack attacked you. 385 00:15:11,758 --> 00:15:15,310 - Why, of course. Anastasia, turn off the music. 386 00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:17,620 - [with Russian accent] Da, turning off music. 387 00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:21,275 - So what happened when Jack the Clipper attacked you? 388 00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:25,482 - Well, once upon a time, I was about to leave work, 389 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:28,344 when suddenly, all the lights went out. 390 00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:30,724 When the lights came back on, I was stuck 391 00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:33,103 with this awful haircut. 392 00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:35,206 - Cool. 393 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:37,275 Is this a left-handed guitar? 394 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:38,586 - Yep, I'm a lefty. 395 00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:42,965 - Interesting. 396 00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:45,241 You know who else was left-handed? 397 00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:49,517 Jimi Hendrix! Genius with a guitar. 398 00:15:49,586 --> 00:15:51,275 - Yay. 399 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:54,793 - Anyway, did you get a good look at your attacker? 400 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:58,517 - No, I couldn't tell if he was big or small, 401 00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:02,275 ugly or handsome, but I do know 402 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:05,896 he would have loved your locs. 403 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,068 - Did you make this wig? - I did. 404 00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:10,310 I make wigs out of other people's hair sometimes 405 00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:11,931 as a hobby. 406 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,965 - A hobby, huh? 407 00:16:14,793 --> 00:16:18,310 I know exactly what's going on here. 408 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:23,137 You're a serial hobbyist! Me too! 409 00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:25,448 I've done knitting, scrapbooking, 410 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,206 wrote some "Genuine Moments" fanfiction, 411 00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:28,379 you name it. 412 00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:33,241 Wait, uh, is this you 413 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:36,206 graduating high school 414 00:16:36,275 --> 00:16:38,448 with the same haircut you have now? 415 00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:42,413 - Yes, uh, because Jack the Clipper 416 00:16:42,482 --> 00:16:45,827 also attacked me many years...ago? 417 00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:50,482 - [laughs] Well, that doesn't make sense. 418 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,068 Unless... 419 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,896 you're Jack the Clipper. 420 00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:56,931 - No. 421 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,482 I'm Regina the Clipper. 422 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:04,000 Anastasia, turn off the lights. - Da. 423 00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,586 - [gasps] 424 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,379 [grunts] 425 00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:11,206 Anastasia, turn on the dang lights! 426 00:17:11,275 --> 00:17:15,344 - Oh, she's only programmed to respond to my voice. 427 00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:18,172 - Anastasia, it's me, Regina. 428 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:20,137 I'm left-handed, and I make wigs. 429 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,896 Turn on the lights! - That's a terrible impression. 430 00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:25,137 - Is not that bad, but no. 431 00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:26,896 - This is what I sound like. 432 00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:31,034 Anastasia, play creepy stalking music. 433 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:33,206 [eerie music] 434 00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:35,034 - Regina, you don't have to do this! 435 00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:38,413 Oof. - Oh, but I do. 436 00:17:38,482 --> 00:17:43,172 You see, once upon a time, I had beautiful hair, 437 00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:46,758 but I was involved in a horrible barbershop tragedy 438 00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:48,206 that left me stuck 439 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:51,724 with this awful haircut permanently! 440 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,586 - But can't you just get a new haircut? 441 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,482 - I said "permanently!" 442 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:58,586 And if I have to live with a bad haircut, 443 00:17:58,655 --> 00:18:03,000 so does everybody, including you. 444 00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:07,413 [both grunting] 445 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:10,344 Anastasia, turn the lights back on! 446 00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:12,620 - Da. - No. 447 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:19,034 [dramatic music] 448 00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,896 - Hey, guys, we really should be looking 449 00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:22,793 for Jack the Clipper-- [both shushing] 450 00:18:22,862 --> 00:18:25,793 Yes, after "Genuine Moments." Right, that's what I meant. 451 00:18:25,862 --> 00:18:28,655 - Jennifer, I can't marry you. 452 00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:30,241 [all gasp] 453 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,034 Without your mother present, so I flew her into town. 454 00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,413 all: Aww. 455 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,103 - ♪ Genuine Moments ♪ 456 00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,586 - [blows nose] 457 00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:42,172 Where has this show been all my life? 458 00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:43,379 - Guys, guys! 459 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:44,586 [all shushing] 460 00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:46,310 - We're watching "Genuine Moments." 461 00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:49,310 - Jennifer, my dear daughter, I don't like this marriage. 462 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,517 [all gasp] 463 00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:51,965 And I also don't love it. 464 00:18:52,034 --> 00:18:53,068 [all gasp] - What? 465 00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:55,310 - I super-duper love it. 466 00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:57,137 - And I super-duper love you, Mommy. 467 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,965 all: Aww. 468 00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,344 - [screams] 469 00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:03,068 - It is an "aw" moment, not an "ah!" 470 00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:05,034 Wait, why are you fighting that lady from the news? 471 00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,310 - [screams] 472 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,586 [dramatic music] 473 00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:09,586 - She's Jack the Clipper! 474 00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:11,827 - It's Regina the Clipper! 475 00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:14,413 - Oh, help me! 476 00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:16,379 - Uh, you heard the kid! 477 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,965 Help him! I'll protect my hair. 478 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,586 ♪ ♪ 479 00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:23,551 - Chad, I'm sorry. 480 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,344 I can't say "I do." 481 00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:28,379 [all gasp] - Help...me. 482 00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:29,586 - All right. 483 00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:33,000 [electricity crackling] 484 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,931 - [screams] 485 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,379 - [groans] 486 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:44,586 Was that so hard? - Ah, guess not. 487 00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:46,103 - I just hope we didn't miss anything. 488 00:19:46,172 --> 00:19:49,724 - I have to say one more incredibly genuine thing! 489 00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:52,000 - Guys! 490 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,862 - This moment is about to be so genuine! 491 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,896 all: No! 492 00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,206 - [laughs] - Oh, you monster! 493 00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:03,344 - First Bennie, and now this! - What is wrong with you? 494 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:05,103 - [laughs] 495 00:20:05,172 --> 00:20:09,482 Oh, it's not so easy to take out Regina the... 496 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:10,724 - [screams] 497 00:20:13,517 --> 00:20:15,275 - Okay, I'm done now. 498 00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:18,655 - You want to take her to jail? - With pleasure. 499 00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:25,931 Our hair is finally safe. 500 00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:29,344 - You're welcome. 501 00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:30,965 - I can finally take this helmet off. 502 00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:33,965 It's been 48 straight hours. - [chuckles] 503 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,827 [all gasp] 504 00:20:37,896 --> 00:20:39,068 - What? 505 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,448 - You might want to leave that helmet on. 506 00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:47,000 - Hey, look, another spotlight. 507 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:49,068 - No, this time it's the moon, and-- 508 00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:51,068 oh, he got it right. 509 00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:52,655 - Oh, that cry for help? 510 00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,241 That's been out there for a couple hours. 511 00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:55,896 - Why didn't you say anything? 512 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,827 - Because I don't like The Commissioner. 513 00:20:57,896 --> 00:21:00,517 - Okay, everyone on Captain Man! 514 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,379 - What? Hey, hey, hey! 515 00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:04,068 - Hold still! 516 00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:08,896 - Whoa! [laughs] 517 00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:10,896 Thank God you finally answered. 518 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,724 - What--what do you want, The Commissioner? 519 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,931 - I just wanted to tell you, Captain Man, 520 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,931 that I don't want to be your friend anymore. 521 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,379 [all gasp] 522 00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,413 - Oh, thank God. 523 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,724 - I want to be your best friend. 524 00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,379 all: Aww. 525 00:21:27,448 --> 00:21:30,827 ♪ Genuine Moments ♪ 526 00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:33,689 - We'll leave you two to your moment. 527 00:21:33,758 --> 00:21:36,310 - What? No, no, no, no, wait, wait! 528 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,344 - It's locked. 529 00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:40,758 Looks like we're stuck up here. [laughs] 530 00:21:40,827 --> 00:21:42,103 But at least we got each other, huh? 531 00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:45,862 Hey, you want to build a fort? - Uh, not really. 532 00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:48,482 - How about a hug? [laughs] 533 00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:51,827 - [groans] - Come on. 534 00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:53,344 - Guess I don't have any other choice. 535 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,862 - [laughs] 536 00:21:56,931 --> 00:21:59,034 - [screams] 537 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:00,241 [crashes, grunts] 538 00:22:00,310 --> 00:22:02,103 [car alarm blaring] I'm okay. 539 00:22:02,172 --> 00:22:04,448 - Oh, my sedan! 540 00:22:06,172 --> 00:22:07,448 [car alarm beeps] 541 00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:16,068 - ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 542 00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:18,551 ♪ The second I see trouble, I know I'll be fine ♪ 543 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:21,206 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 544 00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:24,103 ♪ I'm okay! ♪ 545 00:22:24,172 --> 00:22:27,206 ♪ Danger ♪ 546 00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:30,275 [vocalizing] 547 00:22:30,344 --> 00:22:33,275 ♪ ♪ 548 00:22:33,344 --> 00:22:35,103 ♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪