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This program is rated G

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and is suitable for
general audiences.

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Okay, which one of you touched
my carbon-activated

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French volumizing hairdryer,
because I have told you--

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(Shushing)
Shushies!

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We're watching Genuine Moments.

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What's that?

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Uh, only the best
new show on TV.

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Every episode has a bunch of
super heartfelt genuine moments.

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Sounds stupid.

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MAN:
You know what, Jennifer?

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I don't want to be
your boyfriend anymore.

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(Gasping)

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MAN:
I want to be your husband!

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ALL:
Aw!

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♪ Genuine Moments ♪

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Okay, this is actually
pretty good.

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Right! Even Chapa likes
Genuine Moments.

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No, I don't like it.

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(Gasping)

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I love it.

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Aw!

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ALL:
♪ Genuine Moments ♪

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Hey, what's that big
bright thing out in the sky?

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For the last time, Bose.
That's called the moon.

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Copy that, but--

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when did the moon get
the Danger Force symbol on it?

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RAY:
Well, that's new.

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It could be aliens.

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Looks like it's coming from
the top of Nakatomi Tower.

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Oh, my god! The aliens
are from Earth!

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It's not aliens.

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It could be aliens.

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It's probably not aliens.

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I'm going to be bummed
if it's not aliens.

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Whatever it is, we gotta go
check it out.

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Danger Force, let's chew
this thing and do this thing.

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(Bubble popping)

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Everyone on AWOL's back!

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Ah-ah-ah-ah!

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My chiropractor said no more
of a bunch of people

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climbing on my back anymore.

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Okay, fine.

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Everyone climb
on Brainstorm's back!

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What?
AWOL! Teleport us!

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(Grunting)

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♪ Genuine Moments ♪
♪ Moments ♪

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Okay, guys. Now, remember.

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It's probably not aliens.
But just in case, make--

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Oh! An alien!

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Kill it with fire!

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No, Captain Man! It's me!

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The Commissioner.

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He doesn't look like an alien.

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It's worse. It's Swellview's
new police commissioner.

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I've been dodging
this guy's calls for weeks.

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Well, you're not blaming it on
us like you usually do.

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Good idea.
No!

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Hey, buddy!

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Cappy!

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(Laughing)

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I've been trying
to call you for weeks!

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Haven't you gotten any
of my voicemails?

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ShoutOut lost my phone.

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Every time!
This guy!

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Oh, no biggie, my guy!
All right.

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Now, that I've got
this sweet spotlight,

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I can contact you anytime.

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What about during the day?

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Hey! Are these
the Danger Force kids?

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Nice to meet you guys.

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So, what do you want,
The Commissioner?

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Wait. Your name is
"The Commissioner?"

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Sure! Though you can always
call me by my real name.

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"Melverp Korthenschotzz."

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What do you want,
The Commissioner?

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A horrifically evil criminal
just arrived in Swellview.

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We call him "Jack the Clipper."

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Because he ambushes people

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and gives them truly
heinous haircuts.

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Come on! They can't be that bad.

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Oh, no?

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No!

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My eyes! My eyes!

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Please! Put your hat
back on, man!

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I think I'm gonna Melverp.
Okay, okay.

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(Retching)

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How tragic. It's so sad.

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Oh, I'm just texting by the way.

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I'm not taking a photo.
(Camera shuttering)

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I thought you said
you lost your phone?

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I said ShoutOut lost it.

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Anyway, this new villain seems
more funny than scary.

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Oh, you may think
it's funny now.

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I do. I just said so.

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But Jack the Clipper
can strike anytime, any hair.

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Including yours.

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Oh, god!
Oh, god.

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Oh, god!

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Oh, really?
Isn't your hair indestructible?

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No, it's indescribably beautiful.

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But it can be chopped, cut,

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shaved, dyed, moussed. Who knows
what this guy can do to me!

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(Steam hissing)
(Screaming)

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You boys okay?

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Don't worry, The Commissioner.

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We're going to find
Jack the Clipper.

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Yeah! That Clipper is going
to get jacked.

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Let's roll!
THE COMMISSIONER: Wait! Wait!

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Uh, one more thing.
What?

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Any chance that you would maybe
want to get together

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and watch a sport?

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Uh, you know, I--

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I, I can't.
No! Me either! I can't.

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I'm busy. I gotta.
Me too.

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Yeah, gotta look for my phone.
It's right there in your hand.

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Gotta go!

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Dang it, Melverp!
You came on too strong.

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(Steam hissing)

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Da! Melverp!

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(Groaning)

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It all just kind of happened.

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(Kids arguing)

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Stop talking!

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♪ Danger ♪

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♪ Wa-oh-oh ♪

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♪ Wa-oh-oh ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ Danger! One, two,
three, force ♪

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(Alarm ringing)

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KIDS:
Emergency.

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That's just the doorbell.

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(Sighing)
I know.

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Natalie Mazdah, clipped.

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Vice Mayor Willard--

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clipped.

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And Benny. That stupid dog
with a hat

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who was super mean to me
at Club Soda, but whatever.

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Clipped.

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Is there a point
to these pictures?

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I just think they're
really funny.

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Especially you, Benny!

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Especially you.

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Well, I'm doing some
real detective work here.

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So, barbershop quartet.

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Where were y'all last
Tuesday night at six o'clock?

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♪ The barbershop ♪

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Can anyone confirm that?

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♪ Her ♪

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♪ Him ♪

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All right, story checks out.

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You all can head back
to the barbershop.

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♪ Down the ♪

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♪ Tube ♪

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We've been at this for minutes!

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We've made no progress.

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Meanwhile, Miles and I could get
our tips clipped at any second.

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Why do you guys care
so much about your hair?

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Uh, vanity.

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I've been growing my locks
since I was born.

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They connect me to my ancestors
and my community.

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They're like antenna
to the energy

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that flows through the universe.

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Also vanity.

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I mean, no one's saying
I don't look good.

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You guys could just get Schwoz
to make you one

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of those hair helmets
that Bose has.

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A hair what-but?

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BOSE:
It's a beautiful day outside.
Who wants a doughnut?

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Nobody wants
your floor doughnuts.

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Oh, is that a floor
Boston cream?

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Hey! Hey! They're talking about
Jack the Clipper on the news.

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Turn up the volume.

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And if you're just
turning up the volume,

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we're about to conduct an
interview with Regina Peacock,

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the first victim
of Jack the Clipper.

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Welcome to the news, Regina.

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We know this must
be tough for you.

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But please, tell your story.

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And start it off with
"Once upon a time".

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Um, once upon a time,

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This is gonna be good.

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I was about to leave work when
suddenly all of the lights

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went out and--

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(Gasping)

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TRENT:
The lights! They're gone!

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REGINA:
It's happening again!

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(Scissors snipping
and screaming)

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Jack the Clipper's there!

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We gotta get down there
and help them.

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You guys should go!

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I gotta stay here
and look for my phone.

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You're coming with us!

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Everyone pile on Brainstorm!

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Yeah! Wait, wait, what?

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I'll get the lights.

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Oh, my god! My hair!

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I'm hideous!

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Trip! Cut to Mary
for goodness sake!

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No! Trip! Cut back to Trent!

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Mike Gerbil, if you love me,

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you will never put me
on camera again!

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I can't believe
it's happened again!

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If we're not safe on the news,

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we're not safe any-hair!

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It's every strand
for itself, people!

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Run for your lives!

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Get us out of here!

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Now! Now!
No! Let him go!

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(Screaming)

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Hey!

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Is Jack the Clipper
still even here?

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No, but I think he left a note.

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Oh, yeah.

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He stabbed them to the wall with
these left-handed scissors.

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And it says,

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"I'm coming for you."

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(Gasping)

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Hey. It looks like me.

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Don't you get it!

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He's coming for us!

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We're all gonna look like him!

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That wasn't nice at all.

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Have you guys still not fixed
the hole in the ceiling

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from when the Man's Nest landed
on the roof of KLVY?

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You guys are the ones
who made that hole.

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When Brainstorm
saved your lives.

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With hair like this,
I'm starting to wish he hadn't.

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(Gasping)
But look!

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There's a light in the sky with
the Danger Force symbol.

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Actually, that's just the moon.

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Again, no.
It's The Commissioner.

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Maybe he has a lead for us.
Let's go!

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Aw, do we have to?

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You rather stay here and wait
for Jack the Clipper

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to return and ruin your hair?
(Gasping)

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Everyone on Brainstorm!

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Ah, geez.

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Hold still. Stop moving.

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Captain Man!

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Thank God!

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You brought the kids again.

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I just thought it would be, uh--

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It's fine.

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What is that smell?

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Probably me.

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I've been stuck up here
since you left.

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But the good news is,
I made friends with the rats.

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That one over there is Cappy

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and that's The Commissioner Jr.
and they're best friends.

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Oh, my god. Why did you
call us up here?

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Because I was starving,
cold, and alone,

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so I was looking out
across the city

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and I saw a guy headed
into Hip Hop Puree

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and he had scissors for fingers.

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Whoa. Cool.

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And scissors can cut hair!

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That's gotta be
Jack the Clipper.

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Great. You guys go
and take him down and I'll,

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00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,200
you know, stay as far away from
the barbaric barber as possible.

261
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,233
You can't get much further away
than up here

262
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,433
with your old pal
The Commissioner.

263
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:47,033
Oh, hey! Do you want to go
splitzies on this roof pizza

264
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:49,533
that I wrestled away from
The Commissioner Jr.?

265
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:51,700
Everyone on Brainstorm's back!

266
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,800
Oh, so it's just
automatically me now.

267
00:10:53,934 --> 00:10:54,934
Bye, The Commissioner!

268
00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:58,233
Wait! Wait! I'm still
stuck up here!

269
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,066
(Crying)

270
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,500
(Rat squeaking)

271
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:05,000
Yeah! I know I scared him off
again, The Commissioner Jr.

272
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:07,900
(Rat squeaking)
I'm sorry, Cappy.

273
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:09,934
I thought you were
The Commissioner Jr.

274
00:11:10,066 --> 00:11:12,433
Come on, Melverp.
You're better than that.

275
00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:19,333
I really wish I knew what
a chiropractor was,

276
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,633
because I think I need one.

277
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,000
(Zapping)

278
00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:26,600
Hey! When did you become
a chiropractor?

279
00:11:29,567 --> 00:11:32,834
Oh! Look at those
horrible haircuts.

280
00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:34,700
VOLT:
We're too late.

281
00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:40,033
Check out Jack over there.

282
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,867
He's sitting around enjoying
a celebratory puree

283
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,900
after his crimes.

284
00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:46,967
Let's go put a crimp
in his style.

285
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,000
Yeah, let's go
dander-rough him up.

286
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,934
And then let's give
him some bangs!

287
00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:53,333
Okay, that was a good one.

288
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,200
Wait! Wait!

289
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,967
What?

290
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:00,467
Something about
this doesn't feel right.

291
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,000
Everyone in here has
a bad haircut

292
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:03,500
and that guy's got
scissors for hands,

293
00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:04,900
it's a perfect fit.

294
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:06,400
A little too perfect.

295
00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:07,800
There's only one thing
in this world

296
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,600
that's a little too perfect
and that's me.

297
00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:12,266
Those scissors at KLVY were
left-handed scissors.

298
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:16,200
But he's been drinking a puree
with his right hand.

299
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,934
Or at least he's trying.

300
00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:21,000
Dude, you are overthinking this.

301
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,934
The guy with the scissor-hands
did the choppy, choppy.

302
00:12:24,066 --> 00:12:26,467
Listen, we didn't even hear
Regina's full story.

303
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,066
All we heard was
"Once upon a time."

304
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,266
That's how you know the story
is going to be good.

305
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,400
Just--

306
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,567
I think we should
go talk to Regina.

307
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,233
Maybe she can give us clue.

308
00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,200
Fine. You go have tea
with Regina

309
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,900
while we handle
the real bad guy.

310
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:41,233
But when we're on the news later
being hailed

311
00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:42,700
as the heroes of Swellview.

312
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,834
We're not gonna
mention you at all.

313
00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:46,500
At all.

314
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,300
Let's go get him.
Yeah!

315
00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:05,567
The jig is up, Jack!

316
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:09,734
You're coming with us.
Your reign of hair-or is over.

317
00:13:09,867 --> 00:13:12,533
Hey! What is going on here?

318
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,867
Don't worry, sir.

319
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,633
We're protecting you
from this monster.

320
00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:16,667
Monster?

321
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,500
That is Freddy Scissorfingers.

322
00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,900
To you, he may be,
but to the rest of the world,

323
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,800
he's Jack the Clipper.
No, he is not.

324
00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:26,266
Freddy's fingers
are safety scissors.

325
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,834
It's physically impossible
for him to cut hair.

326
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:33,000
See.

327
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:34,734
And what does he use
his scissors for?

328
00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:37,367
Mainly construction paper
and crafts.

329
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,567
Like he made these Valentines
for my whole family.

330
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,166
I take them with me everywhere.

331
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,900
Even when it's not
Valentine's Day.

332
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:48,467
Freddy is merely a sensitive
soul with freakish fingers.

333
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,467
You leave him alone.

334
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,900
Yeah! You leave him alone!

335
00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,433
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

336
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:56,367
If Freddy's not Jack the Clipper
then why do you all

337
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,800
have terrible haircuts?

338
00:13:57,934 --> 00:13:59,233
Don't you read?

339
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:04,000
It's a two for one puree sale
for victims of Jack the Clipper.

340
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:08,400
Oh, man. I really wish we saw
that sign earlier.

341
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:13,166
Wow. I cannot believe you kids
jumped to conclusions like that.

342
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:16,667
You should be ashamed
of yourselves.

343
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,700
So, if Freddy is not
Jack the Clipper then--

344
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,900
who could it be?

345
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,600
(Sirens blaring)

346
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,700
(Door knocking)

347
00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:34,033
AWOL. What a pleasant surprise.

348
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,567
Hey, Regina. I have some
questions for you.

349
00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,633
Have a few minutes?

350
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:38,700
Why, of course.

351
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,300
Come on in.

352
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:46,300
And may I say, you have
beautiful hair.

353
00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:50,667
And may I say what
a beautiful place you have.

354
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,667
What a dump.

355
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,200
Forgive my mess.

356
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,500
I just moved in.

357
00:15:02,633 --> 00:15:05,000
Bad timing. It seems like you
and Jack the Clipper

358
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:08,166
came into town at, like,
the exact same time.

359
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:11,033
Yes. Unlucky.

360
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:15,100
I want to ask you some questions
about when Jack attacked you.

361
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,133
Why of course.

362
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:18,300
Anastasia, turn off the music.

363
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:21,033
ANASTASIA:
(Russian accent)
Da! Turning off music.

364
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,567
So, what happened when
Jack the Clipper attacked you?

365
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:28,667
Well, once upon a time,
I was about to leave work

366
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,433
when suddenly,
all of the lights went out.

367
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,100
When the lights came back on,

368
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,667
I was stuck with
this awful haircut.

369
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,467
Cool! Is this
a left-handed guitar?

370
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,367
Yep. I'm a lefty.

371
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,333
Interesting.

372
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,500
You know who else was
left-handed?

373
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:51,800
Jimi Hendrix!

374
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:53,233
A genius with a guitar!

375
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:56,000
Yay.
Anyway.

376
00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,934
Did you get a good look
at your attacker?

377
00:15:58,066 --> 00:16:01,767
No. I couldn't tell if
he was big or small.

378
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,934
Ugly or handsome.

379
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:08,934
But I do know he would
have loved your locks.

380
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:10,500
Did you make this wig?

381
00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:13,600
I did. I make wigs out of other
people's hair sometimes.

382
00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,033
As a hobby.

383
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,900
A hobby, huh?

384
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:21,333
I know exactly
what's going on here.

385
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:25,066
You're a serial hobbyist!

386
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,200
Me too!

387
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,533
I've done knitting, scrapbooking,

388
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,166
wrote some Genuine Moments
fan fiction. You name it.

389
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,567
Wait.

390
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:39,300
Is this you graduating
high school?

391
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,600
With the same haircut
you have now?

392
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,133
Yes, uh, because--

393
00:16:44,266 --> 00:16:50,367
Jack the Clipper also
attacked me many years ago?

394
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,400
Well, that doesn't make sense.

395
00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:55,900
Unless--

396
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:58,066
you're Jack the Clipper.

397
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,433
No.

398
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:02,900
I'm Regina the Clipper.

399
00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:06,000
Anastasia, turn off the lights.

400
00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,900
ANASTASIA:
(Russian accent)
Da!

401
00:17:08,033 --> 00:17:11,533
(Grunting)

402
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:13,166
AWOL:
Anastasia!

403
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,700
Turn on the dang lights!

404
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:18,767
Oh, she's only programmed
to respond to my voice.

405
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,600
Anastasia, it's me, Regina.

406
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:23,300
I'm left-handed and I make wigs.

407
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,367
Turn on the lights!

408
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,934
That's a terrible impression.

409
00:17:26,066 --> 00:17:28,633
ANASTASIA:
(Russian accent)
Is not that bad, but no.

410
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,066
This is what I sound like.

411
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:34,700
Anastasia, play creepy
stalking music.

412
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,433
♪

413
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:39,300
Regina, I'm gonna have
to do this.

414
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,433
Oh, but I do.

415
00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:46,333
You see, once upon a time,
I had beautiful hair,

416
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:49,600
but I was involved in a horrible
barbershop tragedy

417
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:54,600
that left me stuck with this
awful haircut permanently.

418
00:17:54,734 --> 00:17:56,800
But can't you just
get a new haircut?

419
00:17:56,934 --> 00:17:58,567
I said permanently!

420
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:01,667
And if I have to live
with a bad haircut,

421
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,033
so does everybody

422
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,467
including you.

423
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:10,166
(Grunting)

424
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,834
Anastasia!
Turn the light back on.

425
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,667
ANASTASIA:
(Russian accent)
Da.

426
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,934
(Grunting)

427
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,667
Hey, guys. We really should be
looking for Jack the Clipper.

428
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,166
(Shushing)

429
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,000
Yes, after Genuine Moments.
Right. That's what I meant.

430
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:31,333
MAN:
Jennifer, I can't marry you.

431
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,000
(Gasping)

432
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:36,200
MAN:
Without your mother present,
so I flew her into town.

433
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,633
Aw!

434
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:42,367
♪ Genuine Moments ♪

435
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,033
Where's this show been
all my life?

436
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,400
Guys! Guys!

437
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:47,400
(Shushing)

438
00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,367
We're watching Genuine Moments.

439
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,734
JENNIFER'S MOTHER:
Jennifer, my dear daughter,
I don't like this marriage.

440
00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:55,467
(Gasping)
And I also don't love it.

441
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,133
(Gasping)
I super-duper love it.

442
00:18:58,266 --> 00:19:00,767
JENNIFER:
And I super-duper
love you, Mommy.

443
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,467
Aw!

444
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,800
Ahh!

445
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,500
It is an aw moment, not an ahh!

446
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,633
Wait. Why are you fighting
that lady from the news?

447
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:13,066
She's Jack the Clipper!

448
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,266
It's Regina the Clipper!

449
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,800
Help me!

450
00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:18,367
Uh!

451
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,166
You heard the kid!
Help him!

452
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,033
I'll, uh, protect my hair.

453
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,233
(Choking)

454
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:28,333
JENNIFER:
Chad, I sorry!
I can't say "I do".

455
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,533
(Gasping)

456
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,033
Help!

457
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,233
Me!

458
00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:33,967
All right!

459
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:38,066
(Zapping)

460
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,367
(Screaming)

461
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,233
Wow--

462
00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,600
Was that so hard?

463
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:47,633
Uh, I guess not!

464
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:49,200
Let's hope we didn't
miss anything.

465
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:53,533
CHAD:
I have to say one more
incredibly genuine thing.

466
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:54,633
Guys!

467
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:58,533
This moment is about
to be so genuine.

468
00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:01,133
(Smashing)
No!

469
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,367
You monster!

470
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,133
First Benny and now this!

471
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:06,934
What is wrong with you?

472
00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:08,533
(Laughing)

473
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:13,133
Oh, it's not so easy
to take out Regina the--

474
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:19,033
Okay, I'm done now.

475
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,433
You want to take her to jail?

476
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,800
With pleasure.

477
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,133
Our hair is finally safe.

478
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:32,400
You're welcome.

479
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:34,166
I can finally take
this helmet off.

480
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:38,100
It's been 48 straight hours.

481
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,867
(Gasping)

482
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,867
What?

483
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,533
You might want to leave
that helmet on.

484
00:20:48,934 --> 00:20:50,333
Hey, look. Another spotlight.

485
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,567
No, this time
it's the moon and--

486
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,667
Ah! You got it right.

487
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,867
Oh, that cry for help?

488
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,800
That's been out there
for a couple of hours.

489
00:20:57,934 --> 00:20:59,033
Why didn't you say anything?

490
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,367
Because I don't like
The Commissioner.

491
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,767
Okay, everyone on Captain Man!

492
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:04,967
What? Hey!

493
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,500
Hey! Hey!
Hold still!

494
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,567
(Laughing)

495
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,033
Thank God, you finally answered!

496
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,800
What do you want,
The Commissioner?

497
00:21:15,934 --> 00:21:19,867
I just wanted to tell you,
Captain Man,

498
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
I don't want to be
your friend anymore.

499
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,533
(Gasping)

500
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,467
Oh! Thank God.

501
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,033
I want to be your best friend!

502
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,233
Aw!

503
00:21:30,367 --> 00:21:34,767
♪ Genuine Moments ♪

504
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,800
We'll leave you two
to you moments.

505
00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:39,467
No! No! No! Wait! Wait!

506
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,367
It's locked.

507
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,333
Looks like we're stuck up here.

508
00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:45,166
(Chuckling) But at least
we've got each other, huh?

509
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,767
Yeah.
Hey! You wanna build a fort?

510
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,100
Nah. Not really.

511
00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:51,900
How about a hug?

512
00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:53,800
(Groaning)

513
00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:55,266
Come on.

514
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,166
I guess I don't have
any other choice.

515
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,066
(Screaming)

516
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,066
(Crashing)

517
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,166
CAPTAIN MAN:
I'm okay.

518
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:09,300
Oh! My sedan!

519
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:10,767
(Car beeping)

520
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:20,100
♪ Always on the scene in the
nick of time ♪

521
00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:21,500
♪ The second I see trouble ♪

522
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:22,900
♪ I know I'll be fine ♪

523
00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:25,100
♪ I'm okay ♪

524
00:22:25,233 --> 00:22:27,867
♪ I'm okay ♪

525
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,934
♪ Danger ♪

526
00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:32,500
♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪

527
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:37,500
♪ Whoa-oh ♪

528
00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:39,767
♪ Danger!
One, two, three, force ♪