This program is rated G
and is suitable for general audiences.
Okay, which one of you touched my carbon-activated
French volumizing hairdryer, because I have told you--
Shushies!
We're watching Genuine Moments.
What's that?
Uh, only the best new show on TV.
Every episode has a bunch of super heartfelt genuine moments.
Sounds stupid.
You know what, Jennifer?
I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore.
I want to be your husband!
Aw!
♪ Genuine Moments ♪
Okay, this is actually pretty good.
Right! Even Chapa likes Genuine Moments.
No, I don't like it.
I love it.
Aw!
♪ Genuine Moments ♪
Hey, what's that big bright thing out in the sky?
For the last time, Bose. That's called the moon.
Copy that, but--
when did the moon get the Danger Force symbol on it?
Well, that's new.
It could be aliens.
Looks like it's coming from the top of Nakatomi Tower.
Oh, my god! The aliens are from Earth!
It's not aliens.
It could be aliens.
It's probably not aliens.
I'm going to be bummed if it's not aliens.
Whatever it is, we gotta go check it out.
Danger Force, let's chew this thing and do this thing.
Everyone on AWOL's back!
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
My chiropractor said no more of a bunch of people
climbing on my back anymore.
Okay, fine.
Everyone climb on Brainstorm's back!
What? AWOL! Teleport us!
♪ Genuine Moments ♪ ♪ Moments ♪
Okay, guys. Now, remember.
It's probably not aliens. But just in case, make--
Oh! An alien!
Kill it with fire!
No, Captain Man! It's me!
The Commissioner.
He doesn't look like an alien.
It's worse. It's Swellview's new police commissioner.
I've been dodging this guy's calls for weeks.
Well, you're not blaming it on us like you usually do.
Good idea. No!
Hey, buddy!
Cappy!
I've been trying to call you for weeks!
Haven't you gotten any of my voicemails?
ShoutOut lost my phone.
Every time! This guy!
Oh, no biggie, my guy! All right.
Now, that I've got this sweet spotlight,
I can contact you anytime.
What about during the day?
Hey! Are these the Danger Force kids?
Nice to meet you guys.
So, what do you want, The Commissioner?
Wait. Your name is "The Commissioner?"
Sure! Though you can always call me by my real name.
"Melverp Korthenschotzz."
What do you want, The Commissioner?
A horrifically evil criminal just arrived in Swellview.
We call him "Jack the Clipper."
Because he ambushes people
and gives them truly heinous haircuts.
Come on! They can't be that bad.
Oh, no?
No!
My eyes! My eyes!
Please! Put your hat back on, man!
I think I'm gonna Melverp. Okay, okay.
How tragic. It's so sad.
Oh, I'm just texting by the way.
I'm not taking a photo.
I thought you said you lost your phone?
I said ShoutOut lost it.
Anyway, this new villain seems more funny than scary.
Oh, you may think it's funny now.
I do. I just said so.
But Jack the Clipper can strike anytime, any hair.
Including yours.
Oh, god! Oh, god.
Oh, god!
Oh, really? Isn't your hair indestructible?
No, it's indescribably beautiful.
But it can be chopped, cut,
shaved, dyed, moussed. Who knows what this guy can do to me!
You boys okay?
Don't worry, The Commissioner.
We're going to find Jack the Clipper.
Yeah! That Clipper is going to get jacked.
Let's roll! Wait! Wait!
Uh, one more thing. What?
Any chance that you would maybe want to get together
and watch a sport?
Uh, you know, I--
I, I can't. No! Me either! I can't.
I'm busy. I gotta. Me too.
Yeah, gotta look for my phone. It's right there in your hand.
Gotta go!
Dang it, Melverp! You came on too strong.
Da! Melverp!
It all just kind of happened.
Stop talking!
♪ Danger ♪
♪ Wa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, force ♪
Emergency.
That's just the doorbell.
I know.
Natalie Mazdah, clipped.
Vice Mayor Willard--
clipped.
And Benny. That stupid dog with a hat
who was super mean to me at Club Soda, but whatever.
Clipped.
Is there a point to these pictures?
I just think they're really funny.
Especially you, Benny!
Especially you.
Well, I'm doing some real detective work here.
So, barbershop quartet.
Where were y'all last Tuesday night at six o'clock?
♪ The barbershop ♪
Can anyone confirm that?
♪ Her ♪
♪ Him ♪
All right, story checks out.
You all can head back to the barbershop.
♪ Down the ♪
♪ Tube ♪
We've been at this for minutes!
We've made no progress.
Meanwhile, Miles and I could get our tips clipped at any second.
Why do you guys care so much about your hair?
Uh, vanity.
I've been growing my locks since I was born.
They connect me to my ancestors and my community.
They're like antenna to the energy
that flows through the universe.
Also vanity.
I mean, no one's saying I don't look good.
You guys could just get Schwoz to make you one
of those hair helmets that Bose has.
A hair what-but?
It's a beautiful day outside. Who wants a doughnut?
Nobody wants your floor doughnuts.
Oh, is that a floor Boston cream?
Hey! Hey! They're talking about Jack the Clipper on the news.
Turn up the volume.
And if you're just turning up the volume,
we're about to conduct an interview with Regina Peacock,
the first victim of Jack the Clipper.
Welcome to the news, Regina.
We know this must be tough for you.
But please, tell your story.
And start it off with "Once upon a time".
Um, once upon a time,
This is gonna be good.
I was about to leave work when suddenly all of the lights
went out and--
The lights! They're gone!
It's happening again!
Jack the Clipper's there!
We gotta get down there and help them.
You guys should go!
I gotta stay here and look for my phone.
You're coming with us!
Everyone pile on Brainstorm!
Yeah! Wait, wait, what?
I'll get the lights.
Oh, my god! My hair!
I'm hideous!
Trip! Cut to Mary for goodness sake!
No! Trip! Cut back to Trent!
Mike Gerbil, if you love me,
you will never put me on camera again!
I can't believe it's happened again!
If we're not safe on the news,
we're not safe any-hair!
It's every strand for itself, people!
Run for your lives!
Get us out of here!
Now! Now! No! Let him go!
Hey!
Is Jack the Clipper still even here?
No, but I think he left a note.
Oh, yeah.
He stabbed them to the wall with these left-handed scissors.
And it says,
"I'm coming for you."
Hey. It looks like me.
Don't you get it!
He's coming for us!
We're all gonna look like him!
That wasn't nice at all.
Have you guys still not fixed the hole in the ceiling
from when the Man's Nest landed on the roof of KLVY?
You guys are the ones who made that hole.
When Brainstorm saved your lives.
With hair like this, I'm starting to wish he hadn't.
But look!
There's a light in the sky with the Danger Force symbol.
Actually, that's just the moon.
Again, no. It's The Commissioner.
Maybe he has a lead for us. Let's go!
Aw, do we have to?
You rather stay here and wait for Jack the Clipper
to return and ruin your hair?
Everyone on Brainstorm!
Ah, geez.
Hold still. Stop moving.
Captain Man!
Thank God!
You brought the kids again.
I just thought it would be, uh--
It's fine.
What is that smell?
Probably me.
I've been stuck up here since you left.
But the good news is, I made friends with the rats.
That one over there is Cappy
and that's The Commissioner Jr. and they're best friends.
Oh, my god. Why did you call us up here?
Because I was starving, cold, and alone,
so I was looking out across the city
and I saw a guy headed into Hip Hop Puree
and he had scissors for fingers.
Whoa. Cool.
And scissors can cut hair!
That's gotta be Jack the Clipper.
Great. You guys go and take him down and I'll,
you know, stay as far away from the barbaric barber as possible.
You can't get much further away than up here
with your old pal The Commissioner.
Oh, hey! Do you want to go splitzies on this roof pizza
that I wrestled away from The Commissioner Jr.?
Everyone on Brainstorm's back!
Oh, so it's just automatically me now.
Bye, The Commissioner!
Wait! Wait! I'm still stuck up here!
Yeah! I know I scared him off again, The Commissioner Jr.
I'm sorry, Cappy.
I thought you were The Commissioner Jr.
Come on, Melverp. You're better than that.
I really wish I knew what a chiropractor was,
because I think I need one.
Hey! When did you become a chiropractor?
Oh! Look at those horrible haircuts.
We're too late.
Check out Jack over there.
He's sitting around enjoying a celebratory puree
after his crimes.
Let's go put a crimp in his style.
Yeah, let's go dander-rough him up.
And then let's give him some bangs!
Okay, that was a good one.
Wait! Wait!
What?
Something about this doesn't feel right.
Everyone in here has a bad haircut
and that guy's got scissors for hands,
it's a perfect fit.
A little too perfect.
There's only one thing in this world
that's a little too perfect and that's me.
Those scissors at KLVY were left-handed scissors.
But he's been drinking a puree with his right hand.
Or at least he's trying.
Dude, you are overthinking this.
The guy with the scissor-hands did the choppy, choppy.
Listen, we didn't even hear Regina's full story.
All we heard was "Once upon a time."
That's how you know the story is going to be good.
Just--
I think we should go talk to Regina.
Maybe she can give us clue.
Fine. You go have tea with Regina
while we handle the real bad guy.
But when we're on the news later being hailed
as the heroes of Swellview.
We're not gonna mention you at all.
At all.
Let's go get him. Yeah!
The jig is up, Jack!
You're coming with us. Your reign of hair-or is over.
Hey! What is going on here?
Don't worry, sir.
We're protecting you from this monster.
Monster?
That is Freddy Scissorfingers.
To you, he may be, but to the rest of the world,
he's Jack the Clipper. No, he is not.
Freddy's fingers are safety scissors.
It's physically impossible for him to cut hair.
See.
And what does he use his scissors for?
Mainly construction paper and crafts.
Like he made these Valentines for my whole family.
I take them with me everywhere.
Even when it's not Valentine's Day.
Freddy is merely a sensitive soul with freakish fingers.
You leave him alone.
Yeah! You leave him alone!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
If Freddy's not Jack the Clipper then why do you all
have terrible haircuts?
Don't you read?
It's a two for one puree sale for victims of Jack the Clipper.
Oh, man. I really wish we saw that sign earlier.
Wow. I cannot believe you kids jumped to conclusions like that.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
So, if Freddy is not Jack the Clipper then--
who could it be?
AWOL. What a pleasant surprise.
Hey, Regina. I have some questions for you.
Have a few minutes?
Why, of course.
Come on in.
And may I say, you have beautiful hair.
And may I say what a beautiful place you have.
What a dump.
Forgive my mess.
I just moved in.
Bad timing. It seems like you and Jack the Clipper
came into town at, like, the exact same time.
Yes. Unlucky.
I want to ask you some questions about when Jack attacked you.
Why of course.
Anastasia, turn off the music.
Da! Turning off music.
So, what happened when Jack the Clipper attacked you?
Well, once upon a time, I was about to leave work
when suddenly, all of the lights went out.
When the lights came back on,
I was stuck with this awful haircut.
Cool! Is this a left-handed guitar?
Yep. I'm a lefty.
Interesting.
You know who else was left-handed?
Jimi Hendrix!
A genius with a guitar!
Yay. Anyway.
Did you get a good look at your attacker?
No. I couldn't tell if he was big or small.
Ugly or handsome.
But I do know he would have loved your locks.
Did you make this wig?
I did. I make wigs out of other people's hair sometimes.
As a hobby.
A hobby, huh?
I know exactly what's going on here.
You're a serial hobbyist!
Me too!
I've done knitting, scrapbooking,
wrote some Genuine Moments fan fiction. You name it.
Wait.
Is this you graduating high school?
With the same haircut you have now?
Yes, uh, because--
Jack the Clipper also attacked me many years ago?
Well, that doesn't make sense.
Unless--
you're Jack the Clipper.
No.
I'm Regina the Clipper.
Anastasia, turn off the lights.
Da!
Anastasia!
Turn on the dang lights!
Oh, she's only programmed to respond to my voice.
Anastasia, it's me, Regina.
I'm left-handed and I make wigs.
Turn on the lights!
That's a terrible impression.
Is not that bad, but no.
This is what I sound like.
Anastasia, play creepy stalking music.
Regina, I'm gonna have to do this.
Oh, but I do.
You see, once upon a time, I had beautiful hair,
but I was involved in a horrible barbershop tragedy
that left me stuck with this awful haircut permanently.
But can't you just get a new haircut?
I said permanently!
And if I have to live with a bad haircut,
so does everybody
including you.
Anastasia! Turn the light back on.
Da.
Hey, guys. We really should be looking for Jack the Clipper.
Yes, after Genuine Moments. Right. That's what I meant.
Jennifer, I can't marry you.
Without your mother present, so I flew her into town.
Aw!
♪ Genuine Moments ♪
Where's this show been all my life?
Guys! Guys!
We're watching Genuine Moments.
Jennifer, my dear daughter, I don't like this marriage.
And I also don't love it.
I super-duper love it.
And I super-duper love you, Mommy.
Aw!
Ahh!
It is an aw moment, not an ahh!
Wait. Why are you fighting that lady from the news?
She's Jack the Clipper!
It's Regina the Clipper!
Help me!
Uh!
You heard the kid! Help him!
I'll, uh, protect my hair.
Chad, I sorry! I can't say "I do".
Help!
Me!
All right!
Wow--
Was that so hard?
Uh, I guess not!
Let's hope we didn't miss anything.
I have to say one more incredibly genuine thing.
Guys!
This moment is about to be so genuine.
No!
You monster!
First Benny and now this!
What is wrong with you?
Oh, it's not so easy to take out Regina the--
Okay, I'm done now.
You want to take her to jail?
With pleasure.
Our hair is finally safe.
You're welcome.
I can finally take this helmet off.
It's been 48 straight hours.
What?
You might want to leave that helmet on.
Hey, look. Another spotlight.
No, this time it's the moon and--
Ah! You got it right.
Oh, that cry for help?
That's been out there for a couple of hours.
Why didn't you say anything?
Because I don't like The Commissioner.
Okay, everyone on Captain Man!
What? Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hold still!
Thank God, you finally answered!
What do you want, The Commissioner?
I just wanted to tell you, Captain Man,
I don't want to be your friend anymore.
Oh! Thank God.
I want to be your best friend!
Aw!
♪ Genuine Moments ♪
We'll leave you two to you moments.
No! No! No! Wait! Wait!
It's locked.
Looks like we're stuck up here.
But at least we've got each other, huh?
Yeah. Hey! You wanna build a fort?
Nah. Not really.
How about a hug?
Come on.
I guess I don't have any other choice.
I'm okay.
Oh! My sedan!
♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble ♪
♪ I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay ♪
♪ Danger ♪
♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪
♪ Whoa-oh ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, force ♪