1 00:00:10,689 --> 00:00:15,172 - And a deep breath in. [inhales deeply] 2 00:00:15,241 --> 00:00:17,758 And then we yo our yo-yos. 3 00:00:17,827 --> 00:00:20,000 Ha! 4 00:00:20,068 --> 00:00:21,344 How are we feeling? 5 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:24,413 - Bored. both: What she said. 6 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,620 - What? You're not even trying. 7 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:28,931 - Yo-yo yoga makes my butt fall asleep. 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,448 - Yo-yo yoga makes all of me fall asleep. 9 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:33,517 - The once pure spirit of yo-yo yoga 10 00:00:33,586 --> 00:00:36,172 has been corrupted by soulless exercise companies 11 00:00:36,241 --> 00:00:37,965 that just want to sell yo-yo yoga pants. 12 00:00:38,034 --> 00:00:39,275 - Which you always buy. 13 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:41,137 - Because I look amazing. 14 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:42,413 Watch this. 15 00:00:42,482 --> 00:00:44,586 - I don't want to watch this. Stop. 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,896 [high-pitched fanfare] 17 00:00:50,965 --> 00:00:52,724 - Greetings, children. 18 00:00:52,793 --> 00:00:56,724 There's a question I mustache you. 19 00:00:56,793 --> 00:00:58,862 Oh, God. Who gave Bosey a yo-yo? 20 00:00:58,931 --> 00:01:02,379 - Help me. 21 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:04,241 - I'll go get some scissors. 22 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:05,724 - You know yo-yo yoga's just a scam 23 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:08,241 to get people to buy yoga pants? 24 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:09,758 Those look amazing on you, by the way. 25 00:01:09,827 --> 00:01:11,206 - Facts. 26 00:01:11,275 --> 00:01:14,172 [grunts] I'll see y'all in three days. 27 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,413 - Where are you going? 28 00:01:15,482 --> 00:01:17,000 - There's this three-day yo-yo yoga retreat 29 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:18,862 on Stretch Mountain, 30 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:23,931 and people need to see me in these pants. 31 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,620 - Hey, what's hanging under Ray's nose? 32 00:01:26,689 --> 00:01:28,931 - Yeah, looks like you stapled a squirrel to your face. 33 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,620 [laughter] 34 00:01:30,689 --> 00:01:33,103 - That is so embarrassing for you. 35 00:01:33,172 --> 00:01:35,482 [grunts] 36 00:01:35,551 --> 00:01:38,103 - This is a fake mustache. 37 00:01:38,172 --> 00:01:40,206 It's simply here for the reveal 38 00:01:40,275 --> 00:01:42,862 of the glorious teeth beneath. 39 00:01:42,931 --> 00:01:46,275 [high-pitched fanfare] 40 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:51,448 - [laughs] Oh, my God! 41 00:01:51,517 --> 00:01:53,379 So much worse! 42 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:55,517 - What? They're veneers. 43 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:56,827 They're, like, perfect fake teeth. 44 00:01:56,896 --> 00:01:58,448 I just had my dentist put 'em in. 45 00:01:58,517 --> 00:02:00,655 - You did that to your grill on purpose? 46 00:02:00,724 --> 00:02:01,586 - Yeah. 47 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,137 You guys don't like 'em? 48 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,620 [laughter] 49 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:07,517 - Better close your mouth, Ray. 50 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,517 Tooth fairy's gonna put a bounty on you. 51 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:11,793 - Can you even close your mouth? 52 00:02:11,862 --> 00:02:14,137 - Hey, the Easter Bunny called. 53 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:15,793 He wants his teeth back. 54 00:02:15,862 --> 00:02:18,275 [laughter] 55 00:02:18,344 --> 00:02:20,310 - Hey, I got the scissors. 56 00:02:20,379 --> 00:02:23,206 Holy molars! 57 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:25,827 We're gonna need a bigger boat. I think "Jaws" just walked in. 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,241 [laughter] 59 00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:29,517 - You kids don't even understand that reference! 60 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:30,793 I spent my whole savings 61 00:02:30,862 --> 00:02:32,620 to get these put in my mouth permanently. 62 00:02:32,689 --> 00:02:35,965 - You actually paid for those donkey chompers? 63 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:38,344 - Getting 'em removed is gonna be even more expensive. 64 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:40,896 - Well, maybe you can get your money back 65 00:02:40,965 --> 00:02:42,896 by turning your teeth into billboards. 66 00:02:42,965 --> 00:02:44,896 - Oh, yeah. People will pay top dollar 67 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,758 for that kind of word of mouth. - [laughs] 68 00:02:46,827 --> 00:02:51,137 [alarm blaring] - Oh, look a distraction. 69 00:02:51,206 --> 00:02:52,586 - What's the call? 70 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:55,241 - It looks like our old friend Mitch Bilsky 71 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:57,413 is criming at Hip Hop Puree. 72 00:02:57,482 --> 00:02:58,758 - Is it cool if I skip this one? 73 00:02:58,827 --> 00:03:01,517 I'm kind of tied up at the moment. 74 00:03:01,586 --> 00:03:03,448 - Yeah, I think I'll hang back too. 75 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,379 I got, like, 30 more roasts I want to say 76 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:08,103 about Ray's picket fences. 77 00:03:08,172 --> 00:03:10,103 We'll make that 29. 78 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:14,448 [heroic music] 79 00:03:14,517 --> 00:03:16,724 ♪ ♪ 80 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:17,931 - As long as you're there, 81 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,068 get me a puree, will you? Extra thin. 82 00:03:20,137 --> 00:03:22,724 - 'Cause you can't eat solid foods with your new teeth? 83 00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:24,689 - I can eat solid foods just fine! 84 00:03:24,758 --> 00:03:27,000 Watch. 85 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:28,172 [munching loudly] 86 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,586 - [high-pitched] Ah, hey! 87 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:31,413 Chew with your mouth closed, Ray! 88 00:03:32,724 --> 00:03:35,551 - See you later, White Fang. 89 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:37,517 Down the tube. 90 00:03:37,586 --> 00:03:40,241 ♪ ♪ 91 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:42,172 Put your hands up, Mitch. 92 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:44,103 - Okay. 93 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:46,517 - Uh, who put the cuffs on-- 94 00:03:46,586 --> 00:03:47,517 - I already got him. 95 00:03:47,586 --> 00:03:51,206 - Aunt Di--I mean... 96 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:53,620 greetings, Officer Walnut. 97 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:55,068 What seems to be the trouble here? 98 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:57,482 - I caught this man-child sucking puree 99 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:58,931 out of that machine over there. 100 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,758 - It wasn't me. 101 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:06,620 - Tell it to the judge, man-baby-boy. 102 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:08,310 - I'm a judge. 103 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:11,379 You want me to put this perp on trial right now? 104 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:13,793 - Uh, I'm sorry. 105 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:16,103 Are you really a judge? 106 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,275 - Judge Tootie. 107 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,689 I judge all kinds of cases. 108 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,793 Criminal, civil, fashion. 109 00:04:20,862 --> 00:04:26,103 - Yes, I'm also a sworn officer of the fashion police. 110 00:04:26,172 --> 00:04:28,000 And I've got my eye on you, friend. 111 00:04:32,517 --> 00:04:34,517 Food court is now in session. 112 00:04:34,586 --> 00:04:37,620 The honorable Judge Tootie presiding. 113 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,758 - Turds can't put me on trial without a lawyer. 114 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:42,068 - Exactly. Even criminals have rights. 115 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:44,413 - I'm a lawyer. 116 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:47,586 - Oh, my God. 117 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,551 [gavel bangs] 118 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,724 - Court is now in session. 119 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,620 This'll be a non-adjudicated hearing 120 00:04:53,689 --> 00:04:55,551 concerning the people of Swellview 121 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,689 versus one Mitchell Tyrone Bilsky. 122 00:04:57,758 --> 00:05:02,241 Defendant stands accused of violating statute 617-b, 123 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:05,448 Willful and wanton stealing of food-based puree. 124 00:05:05,517 --> 00:05:08,034 Does the defendant wish to enter a plea at this time? 125 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:09,862 - Uh, yeah. I do. 126 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:11,655 - Defendant pleads guilty, Your Honor. 127 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:13,827 - No, I don't. 128 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,896 - Sentencing guidelines call for eight to ten months, 129 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:19,655 but that's without priors and I know you have some of that. 130 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:20,931 Best play is to plead out now. 131 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,517 With good behavior you'll do six months. 132 00:05:23,586 --> 00:05:25,862 Maybe seven, which is a whole lot better 133 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:28,275 than taking your chances with Judge Tootie. 134 00:05:28,344 --> 00:05:31,413 She's a hanging judge. 135 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:32,689 Trust me, son. 136 00:05:32,758 --> 00:05:35,344 I've been doing this since I was seven. 137 00:05:35,413 --> 00:05:36,517 - And how old are you now? 138 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,068 - Seven-and-three-quarters. 139 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:39,482 Guilty, Your Honor. 140 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:43,827 - Mr. Bilsky, this court finds you guilty. 141 00:05:43,896 --> 00:05:46,068 You will now hereby be remanded to the state 142 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,655 and committed to Swellview Prison 143 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:50,931 for no less than 20 years. 144 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,241 - Whoo! - That's justice. 145 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:54,758 - 20 years? 146 00:05:54,827 --> 00:05:57,206 - Win some, you lose some. 147 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,724 - For stealing puree? 148 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:01,206 - Swellview has a very strict 100 strikes law. 149 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:03,827 If you commit 100 crimes before you graduate high school, 150 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:05,655 you get 20 years in prison. 151 00:06:05,724 --> 00:06:08,137 And this little caper was Mitch's 1-0-0. 152 00:06:08,206 --> 00:06:10,344 - What if he did graduate from high school? 153 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:13,275 - Then his record will be wiped clean as a baby's bottom. 154 00:06:13,344 --> 00:06:14,724 - Would the court give him one more chance 155 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:16,275 to graduate and stay out of prison? 156 00:06:16,344 --> 00:06:18,413 - Every school in Swellview has already kicked him out. 157 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:20,034 The public ones, the private ones. 158 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:22,000 He got kicked out of his own home schooling. 159 00:06:22,068 --> 00:06:24,241 - Yeah, Mom really did me dirty on that one. 160 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:26,172 - I know the headmaster at Sw.A.G. 161 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:27,793 What if I could find a spot for him there? 162 00:06:27,862 --> 00:06:29,827 - Fine, but if he commits one more crime, 163 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:31,689 he's going straight to jail. 164 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,931 Court is adjourned! [gavel bangs] 165 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,655 all: Boo! 166 00:06:35,724 --> 00:06:38,241 - You'll be getting my bill in the mail. 167 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:43,965 I suggest you pay it. 168 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:47,689 - Ray is not gonna be happy about this. 169 00:06:47,758 --> 00:06:49,689 - I am not happy about this. 170 00:06:49,758 --> 00:06:51,241 - Then why are you smiling? 171 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,310 - This is just what I look like now! 172 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:55,344 Everybody get used to it. 173 00:06:55,413 --> 00:06:57,137 - Listen, if Mitch went to prison, 174 00:06:57,206 --> 00:06:59,655 he'd end up a criminal like everyone else in his family. 175 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:01,379 - He's already a criminal. - Exactly! 176 00:07:01,448 --> 00:07:03,655 Half the crime we fight is Bilsky-related, 177 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,517 and the other half is Bilsky-adjacent. 178 00:07:05,586 --> 00:07:07,827 But if we step in now, we can break the cycle of crime. 179 00:07:07,896 --> 00:07:09,310 It's like fighting crime before it happens! 180 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:10,689 - Chapa, please help me. 181 00:07:10,758 --> 00:07:12,206 - I'm with Mika on this one. 182 00:07:12,275 --> 00:07:14,448 Prisons just teach people to commit more crime. 183 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,655 - Thank you. - What? 184 00:07:15,724 --> 00:07:18,310 - Also, I got you a new toothbrush. 185 00:07:18,379 --> 00:07:20,310 - [chuckles] Nice. 186 00:07:20,379 --> 00:07:21,689 - Bose? 187 00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:23,448 - Well, I say we get rid of those clones right now. 188 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:24,896 They are nothing but trouble. 189 00:07:24,965 --> 00:07:27,655 - That was last week, buddy. You've gotta keep up. 190 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:28,931 - Oh. 191 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,482 Then I agree with whatever Chapa says. 192 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:33,137 - Okay. Well, you know what? I'm in charge, okay? 193 00:07:33,206 --> 00:07:35,413 Not you. Me. And there's no way 194 00:07:35,482 --> 00:07:39,103 I'm gonna let Mitch Bilsky-- - Over at Hip Hop Puree, 195 00:07:39,172 --> 00:07:41,103 Swellview's oldest high school student 196 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:44,241 and local crime lothario Mitch Bilsky 197 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:46,793 was convicted of his 100th crime 198 00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,517 in a Swellview food court today. 199 00:07:48,586 --> 00:07:50,689 - That's right, Trent. This puts him in danger 200 00:07:50,758 --> 00:07:52,931 of never graduating high school, 201 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,793 and worse, not inheriting those Bilsky billions. 202 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,379 - The what-sky what-ions? 203 00:07:58,448 --> 00:08:00,517 - The Bilsky billions. 204 00:08:00,586 --> 00:08:03,793 A fortune amassed by Jeff's great-great-great-grandpa 205 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,551 Ebegeezer Bilsky 206 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:06,965 which, according to his will, 207 00:08:07,034 --> 00:08:09,068 was to be inherited by the first Bilsky 208 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:10,827 who graduates high school. 209 00:08:10,896 --> 00:08:13,724 - In other news, a young man from Swellview 210 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,275 has just won best-in-pants 211 00:08:16,344 --> 00:08:19,448 at the Stretch Mountain yo-yo yoga retreat. 212 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:22,827 - I just want to say to all the kids out there, 213 00:08:22,896 --> 00:08:25,689 believe in your pants! 214 00:08:25,758 --> 00:08:28,793 Anything is possible! 215 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:37,586 - So I changed my mind about Mitch. 216 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:38,793 - Oh, please. 217 00:08:38,862 --> 00:08:40,310 - I think he needs our help. 218 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:42,034 - You're only letting him into Sw.A.G. 'cause you think 219 00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:43,724 he's gonna be so grateful you let him graduate 220 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:44,655 he'll give you some of his inheritance, 221 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:45,689 and you can use that money 222 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,034 to pay to get your teeth back. 223 00:08:47,103 --> 00:08:49,586 - You got a problem with that? - Not really. 224 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:50,965 - Hey. - Ah. 225 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,896 I'm building a dam. 226 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:59,620 Can you help me out and chew through this log? 227 00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:01,965 - Love the new grill, Manchester. 228 00:09:02,034 --> 00:09:04,758 You know, I was thinking about getting veneers myself. 229 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:08,655 Now I'm thinking not. 230 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:10,034 - What do you want, Shapen? 231 00:09:10,103 --> 00:09:12,620 - A wealthy husband with a week to live, 232 00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:15,965 but for now, I just want to drop off your new student. 233 00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:19,206 Get in here, dummy. 234 00:09:19,275 --> 00:09:21,620 - Hey, welcome to Sw.A.G., Mitch! 235 00:09:21,689 --> 00:09:23,517 - Oh, dude. 236 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:25,241 What's with the beaver teeth? 237 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:28,172 - Right? 238 00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:31,620 - Where are you getting these logs? 239 00:09:31,689 --> 00:09:34,000 - It all just kind of happened. 240 00:09:34,068 --> 00:09:36,862 [overlapping chatter] 241 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,034 - Stop talking! 242 00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:41,000 - ♪ Danger ♪ 243 00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:44,206 [vocalizing] 244 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:47,482 ♪ ♪ 245 00:09:47,551 --> 00:09:49,206 ♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪ 246 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:50,000 [doorbell rings] 247 00:09:50,068 --> 00:09:52,103 all: Emergency! 248 00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:54,137 - That's just the doorbell. 249 00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:55,172 - I know. 250 00:10:00,965 --> 00:10:03,931 - Alfred Einstein. - Not his name. 251 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,586 - Basically the smartest person who ever lived, 252 00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:08,793 but do you guys know what he was most proud of, 253 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,034 in his entire life? 254 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:11,758 - His theory of general relativity. 255 00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:13,482 - No. - That haircut. 256 00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:15,620 - No. - His bagels. 257 00:10:15,689 --> 00:10:16,586 - The smell of his own farts. 258 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:19,137 [laughs] 259 00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:20,965 Nerds. 260 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:24,103 - Alvin Einstein was most proud of the fact 261 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,896 that when he graduated from high school 262 00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:29,586 and inherited the famed Einstein billions 263 00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:33,310 he gave all of his money 264 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:35,758 to his teacher. 265 00:10:35,827 --> 00:10:38,068 It's interesting, don't you think, Mitch? 266 00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:45,000 - Hey, brother. 267 00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:46,551 Sorry, am I interrupting your schooling? 268 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:48,586 - Oh, no, man. It's cool. We're not doing anything. 269 00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:51,896 - Oh, perfect. [grunts] 270 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,103 - What do you want, Jeff? 271 00:10:54,172 --> 00:10:57,103 - I want to let my brother know that there's a pile of dirt 272 00:10:57,172 --> 00:11:00,448 in the vice mayor's backyard totally unguarded. 273 00:11:00,517 --> 00:11:01,551 Let's steal it! 274 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,689 - That is good dirt. 275 00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:03,758 Took a nap in it the other day. 276 00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,448 [chuckles] So soft. 277 00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:07,241 - Brown gold, baby! 278 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:09,448 - Oh, crime time, bro! - Let's go! 279 00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:12,241 - Wait, wait, wait, Mitch, no! If you commit another crime 280 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,000 before graduating, you go to prison, 281 00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,724 and you can't inherit the family fortune. 282 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,827 - And give it to your teacher. 283 00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:20,482 - Oh, yeah. That's right. 284 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:23,793 - Counterpoint: Dirt, nature's silver. 285 00:11:23,862 --> 00:11:25,413 Mmm. 286 00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:26,758 - This is a tough one. 287 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:29,655 - Look, I may just be a guy with great hair 288 00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:32,206 and the ability to nap anywhere, 289 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,275 but it seems like your brother 290 00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:36,551 is tempting you into committing a crime 291 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,896 so that you don't inherit the Bilsky billions. 292 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,172 - He wants the money for himself. 293 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,206 - [gasps] 294 00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:43,827 Jeffrey! 295 00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:45,758 Is this true? 296 00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:47,620 - Well, Mitchell, 297 00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:50,310 let me just say-- 298 00:11:51,689 --> 00:11:53,137 [fabric tearing] 299 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:58,586 I'll get those billions. You'll see. 300 00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:01,103 You'll all see! 301 00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:05,068 - You ripped your pants 302 00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:06,448 when you fell out the window, didn't you? 303 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:07,482 - You can see that? 304 00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:09,310 all: We all see. 305 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:11,034 - [screams] 306 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,344 - Can we get back to learning now? 307 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:17,827 Let's talk about non-taxable donations. 308 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:20,172 - What's the point, man? 309 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:22,137 My highly intelligent brother is just gonna come back 310 00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:24,448 with another genius idea for a crime, 311 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:27,172 and I might not be able to say no next time. 312 00:12:27,241 --> 00:12:28,586 - You didn't say no this time. 313 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:29,896 - Well, then I guess we better hurry up 314 00:12:29,965 --> 00:12:31,413 and get you graduated. 315 00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:32,689 - I'm a Bilsky. 316 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,586 Can't learn stuff. 317 00:12:34,655 --> 00:12:36,103 - We'll all help you. 318 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,724 Right, guys? - Sure. 319 00:12:37,793 --> 00:12:39,586 - For a fee. 320 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:42,344 - Is music part of the graduation test? 321 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,310 - Maybe. 322 00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:48,379 - ♪ Well, then I guess I can help a little ♪ 323 00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:51,448 [upbeat music] 324 00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:55,689 ♪ If you say that you can't, you'll be stuck where you are ♪ 325 00:12:55,758 --> 00:13:00,517 ♪ But if you say that you can, you'll go so very far ♪ 326 00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:05,241 ♪ And if you follow my advice, you'll see to your delight ♪ 327 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:08,137 ♪ That either way, you're always right ♪ 328 00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:09,793 - Yeah, I think I get it. 329 00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,896 - ♪ You needn't be a misfit ♪ 330 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,172 ♪ You can change the status quo ♪ 331 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,482 - ♪ You're saying if I risk it ♪ 332 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:18,724 ♪ Oh, the places I could go? ♪ - That's right! 333 00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:20,965 both: ♪ And when you think there's no hope left ♪ 334 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,517 ♪ Believe with all your might ♪ 335 00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:28,413 ♪ That either way, you're always right ♪ 336 00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:31,172 - ♪ There's no such thing as stupid questions ♪ 337 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,103 - Are there birds in Canada? 338 00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:34,551 - ♪ 'Cause stupid questions ♪ 339 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,620 ♪ Teach you lessons ♪ - [belches] 340 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,206 - Also, what is Canada? 341 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,517 - ♪ And if you give your all, my friend ♪ 342 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,517 ♪ I know you could be great ♪ 343 00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:47,724 both: ♪ Sometimes we must do things we hate to graduate ♪ 344 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,241 - ♪ So every time you say you can't ♪ 345 00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:52,551 ♪ Then you're right, you really can't ♪ 346 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,655 all: ♪ But every time you say you can ♪ 347 00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:57,517 ♪ And your "can" is confident ♪ 348 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:01,689 ♪ You could achieve anything, so to yourself be kind ♪ 349 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:07,758 ♪ 'Cause either way, you're always right ♪ 350 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:10,103 ♪ ♪ 351 00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:12,827 - Look, Ma, I'm smart! 352 00:14:12,896 --> 00:14:14,551 It's the centrifugal force 353 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:18,137 that keeps the planets on their orbital trajectories, 354 00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:20,655 and the nacho ball is Uranus. 355 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:22,758 [applause] 356 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,034 - Great job, Mitch. 357 00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:26,172 Gotta say, you're really progressing nicely. 358 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,137 [munching loudly] 359 00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:31,241 - And I gotta say a couple more roasts 360 00:14:31,310 --> 00:14:33,517 I wrote about big guy's tusks over there, so... 361 00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:35,000 [clears throat] 362 00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:38,275 Ray's teeth are so big that-- - Oh, I love these. 363 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:41,241 How big are they? - No, no, no, no. 364 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:42,724 We're not doing that. 365 00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:44,241 - Oh, hey. Take it easy. 366 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,172 These pants were just repaired. 367 00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:48,206 - Uh, can I help you, officer? 368 00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:50,965 - I caught this guy robbing a pet store. 369 00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,827 Owner said he's missing two furtles. 370 00:14:52,896 --> 00:14:54,689 - Swellview's rare native fur-shelled turtles? 371 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,103 - That's right. 372 00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:58,620 Perp here says his partner in crime has 'em. 373 00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,586 - That's him right there. 374 00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:03,034 - Guess I'm off to jail. 375 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,413 See you all in 20 years. 376 00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:05,758 - No, not you, little dude. 377 00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:07,034 Get out of the way. The guy behind you. 378 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:08,172 Mitch. There he is. That guy. 379 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,310 - Me? - Yeah, you. 380 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,172 - Mitch didn't rob a pet store. 381 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,896 He was in this classroom the whole day 382 00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:13,965 talking about Uranus. 383 00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,551 - [gasps] You watch your mouth, 384 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:16,724 Mika Macklin. 385 00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:18,482 - No, Aunt Didi. Uranus is a planet. 386 00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:24,241 - I will take you to jail this minute, baby girl. 387 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,551 - Just check Mitch's pockets already. 388 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,103 - I do not want to put my hands in his pockets, 389 00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:30,655 but I am a cop, so-- 390 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:31,793 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it right there. 391 00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:33,344 You can't just come into my classroom 392 00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:35,103 and accuse one of my students of theft. 393 00:15:35,172 --> 00:15:36,379 Especially one who's planning on giving me 394 00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:37,896 half his inheritance when he graduates. 395 00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:40,068 - Whoa, dude. Half? 396 00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:42,931 - That's what Alonzo Einstein would do. 397 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,206 - I'm afraid I'm gonna have to check those pockets. 398 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:47,655 Like, literally afraid. 399 00:15:47,724 --> 00:15:50,379 In fact, I'm gonna double-bag it today. 400 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:51,655 - Hey, no, no. I'll show you what's in 'em. 401 00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:55,137 I got nothing to hi-- [snapping] 402 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:56,310 - Wait a minute. - Told ya! 403 00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,931 [all speaking at once] 404 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,275 - This is a setup! I'm innocent. 405 00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:02,482 These aren't even my pants. 406 00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:05,137 - Run, Mitch! Hide behind Ray's teeth! 407 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:09,655 [laughter] 408 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:10,793 - Laugh it up. 409 00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,310 - Well? 410 00:16:15,379 --> 00:16:17,758 - Judge Tootie's on her way to sentence Mitch, 411 00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:20,172 though I did have to wake her from her nappy time, 412 00:16:20,241 --> 00:16:22,068 and she's not happy 413 00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,034 when she doesn't get her nappy. 414 00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:25,965 - Wait. You can still graduate. 415 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,379 According to Swellview law, 416 00:16:27,448 --> 00:16:29,448 if Mitch graduates before Judge Tootie sentences him 417 00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:31,827 for his final crime, his slate gets wiped clean. 418 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:35,241 - That is true. Ah, these laws are wacky. 419 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,379 - Okay, so if Mitch can graduate 420 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:40,517 before Kid Judge gets here, he's free? 421 00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:43,655 - [laughs] 422 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,172 - What? You don't think he can do it? 423 00:16:45,241 --> 00:16:47,068 - Oh, no, no, I just saw your teacher's 424 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,379 giant horsey teeth. [laughter] 425 00:16:49,448 --> 00:16:51,103 Hey, come here, Seabiscuit. 426 00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:53,137 Eat some sugar cubes out of my palm. 427 00:16:53,206 --> 00:16:55,068 - [scoffs] I don't want your-- 428 00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:56,620 actually, those do look delicious. 429 00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:58,103 [munching loudly] 430 00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,827 - Who likes it, huh? Who's a good boy? 431 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,827 [laughs] 432 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,413 Now, as to the question of whether Mitch can graduate 433 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,896 in the next 20 minutes, 434 00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:07,724 I find it highly unlikely, 435 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,655 because Miss Shapen isn't even here to administer the test. 436 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:11,827 - No problem. 437 00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,172 Seems like as good a time as any 438 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,551 for a "just stopping by." 439 00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:18,793 - What's a "just stopping by?" 440 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,724 Oh-- 441 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:22,965 [door opens] 442 00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,206 - Just stopping by. 443 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,448 Hey, sailor. 444 00:17:26,517 --> 00:17:28,965 Looking for a first mate? 445 00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:31,758 - Mitch Bilsky's ready to take his final test 446 00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:33,172 to pass high school. 447 00:17:33,241 --> 00:17:35,413 - Then the first matin' can be waitin'. 448 00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:38,034 It's time for administratin'. 449 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:39,689 Let the test begin! 450 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,103 - ♪ You can't keep me, can't keep me down ♪ 451 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:44,000 ♪ Can't keep me down ♪ 452 00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:47,344 ♪ You can't keep me, can't keep me down ♪ 453 00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:50,896 ♪ Can't keep me down ♪ - [belches] 454 00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:54,448 - ♪ No matter how hard you try ♪ 455 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:57,827 ♪ You can't keep me down ♪ 456 00:17:57,896 --> 00:18:00,793 ♪ ♪ 457 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:05,689 ♪ I'm on my way, my way to the top ♪ 458 00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:08,275 ♪ Any way I can get there ♪ 459 00:18:08,344 --> 00:18:10,551 ♪ I won't stop ♪ - [screams] 460 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:13,379 - ♪ And I'll keep it movin' ♪ - I'm okay. 461 00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,689 - ♪ Jump up outside ♪ 462 00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:18,206 ♪ And the clock is tick, tick, ticking ♪ 463 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:20,620 ♪ But you can count on I ♪ 464 00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:23,000 ♪ You can't keep me, can't keep me down ♪ 465 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,206 ♪ Can't keep me down ♪ 466 00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:28,068 ♪ You can't keep me, can't keep me down ♪ 467 00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:30,172 ♪ Can't keep me down ♪ 468 00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:31,793 ♪ You can't keep me ♪ 469 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:35,275 ♪ No matter how hard you try ♪ 470 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:38,310 ♪ You can't keep me, can't keep me down ♪ 471 00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:40,620 ♪ Can't keep me down ♪ 472 00:18:40,689 --> 00:18:44,827 ♪ You can't keep me, can't keep me down, down ♪ 473 00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:47,413 - Well, it looks like you passed all your tests. 474 00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:49,310 [all cheering] 475 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,655 - No! 476 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,413 - Here's my bank account and routing numbers. 477 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:55,655 No rush. At your convenience. 478 00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,620 - But there is one more thing. 479 00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:58,931 - Yes! 480 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,758 - You gotta beat me in arm wrasslin'. 481 00:19:01,827 --> 00:19:03,931 [dishes clatter] 482 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,517 [laughter] 483 00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:08,482 - Oh, you've got this, Mitch. 484 00:19:08,551 --> 00:19:10,310 - Heck yeah, I got this. 485 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:13,206 She's got them weak administratin' arms. 486 00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:15,862 - Yeah, but I use a weighted pen. 487 00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:18,586 [fabric tearing] 488 00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:22,275 Someone call it. 489 00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:23,586 - I'll call it. 490 00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:25,517 I've reffed a few arm wrestling matches, 491 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:27,482 and I got my own strap. 492 00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:28,965 - You're gonna lose, man. 493 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,586 You're a Bilsky, and Bilskys are losers. 494 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:34,862 - Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you a Bilsky too? 495 00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,344 - Oh, yeah. 496 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,862 Well, you're still gonna lose. 497 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:42,724 - One, two, three, four. I declare an arm war! 498 00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:44,413 - Come on, Mitch! You've got it! 499 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:45,344 You got this! I believe in you! - Come on! 500 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:48,448 [all cheering] 501 00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:50,931 - You got it, you got it! You got it. 502 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,310 - I think I hear Judge Tootie coming up the road. 503 00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:56,862 - Ahh! Those teeth! 504 00:19:56,931 --> 00:20:00,206 [all cheering] 505 00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:01,724 - Mitch! 506 00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,379 - All rise. 507 00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:04,517 - We're already risen. 508 00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:05,724 - Too late, Judge. 509 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,000 Mitch Bilsky just graduated. - Really? 510 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,310 He arm wrestled and everything? - Yep. 511 00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,655 Congratulations, kid. 512 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:14,862 It's been fun watching you go through high school 513 00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:16,551 for 15 years. 514 00:20:23,275 --> 00:20:24,448 - Very well then. 515 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:25,896 Because Mitch has graduated, 516 00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:28,482 according to Swellview's wacky laws, 517 00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,620 his record is clean. 518 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:31,689 - Yeah! 519 00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:33,689 - I graduated! - You graduated! 520 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:36,000 - I'm gonna be the richest dude in Swellview! 521 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,379 - And I'm gonna be the second richest, 522 00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,413 'cause you're gonna give me half, right? 523 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:40,482 - No, no, you gotta give me half. 524 00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:41,896 I'm your brother. 525 00:20:41,965 --> 00:20:44,724 - Dude, you were a total gunch to me. 526 00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:45,931 - I'm sorry. 527 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,172 Okay, I'll tell the cop the truth. 528 00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:49,724 I robbed the pet store on my own, 529 00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:51,379 and I planted the furtles in your pants 530 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:53,034 while you were sleeping. 531 00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:55,724 - You know I'm standing behind you, right? 532 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,758 - [screams] 533 00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:01,413 [fabric tearing] Ow! 534 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:04,655 - Hey, I know I said no rush on giving me half your money but 535 00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:07,551 I'm in a bit of a jam, so-- 536 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,413 - Sorry, Professor Bucktooth. - Nice. 537 00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:12,413 - I'm giving my money to someone who helped me 538 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:14,448 in my darkest hour 539 00:21:14,517 --> 00:21:17,000 when everyone else had given up. 540 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,172 - You mean Mika? 541 00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:20,344 - I mean me. 542 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,206 [laughs] 543 00:21:22,275 --> 00:21:23,931 I'm buying an island! 544 00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:30,137 - Aw, hey. 545 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,482 You okay? 546 00:21:32,551 --> 00:21:34,620 - Yeah, it's just... 547 00:21:34,689 --> 00:21:36,172 I don't know how I'm ever gonna get enough money 548 00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:37,896 to get my regular teeth back. 549 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,551 - Hey, have you ever thought of seeing how much 550 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,068 Kid Dentist charges? 551 00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:43,275 - Kid Dentist? 552 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,689 - Yeah. I think he's also a lawyer. 553 00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:51,862 - Forgive me, Mr. Manchester. 554 00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:54,379 I had a putt-putt game with Judge Tootie. 555 00:21:54,448 --> 00:21:57,448 - [muffled] Ah, that's okay. 556 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,103 - So... [drill whirring] 557 00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:02,103 Any big weekend plans? 558 00:22:02,172 --> 00:22:03,275 - [muffled] Uh, no. 559 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:05,862 Probably just gonna-- [drill whirring] 560 00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:08,965 [screaming] 561 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:15,931 - ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 562 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,482 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 563 00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:21,137 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 564 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:24,206 ♪ I'm okay! ♪ 565 00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:27,206 ♪ Danger ♪ 566 00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:30,206 [vocalizing] 567 00:22:30,275 --> 00:22:33,620 ♪ ♪ 568 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,965 ♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪ 569 00:22:38,034 --> 00:22:42,034 [whimsical tune]