1 00:00:10,379 --> 00:00:12,344 - Is it just me, or does pizza taste better 2 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,172 when it comes with a superhero discount? 3 00:00:14,241 --> 00:00:15,517 - It's not you, man. 4 00:00:15,586 --> 00:00:17,137 Discount pizza just be hitting different. 5 00:00:17,206 --> 00:00:18,206 - It's the taste. 6 00:00:18,275 --> 00:00:19,137 There's something about the taste. 7 00:00:19,206 --> 00:00:20,793 [alarm blaring] 8 00:00:20,862 --> 00:00:22,241 - Man's Nest call! Let me get it. 9 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:23,517 I'm expecting a call 10 00:00:23,586 --> 00:00:25,517 about the Man Buggy's extended warranty. 11 00:00:25,586 --> 00:00:27,206 - Yo, Captain Man, Danger Force, 12 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:30,448 it's me, Tony Soda, the kid owner of Club Soda. 13 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:31,620 - Bye. - Hey, hey! 14 00:00:31,689 --> 00:00:33,275 - No, don't. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 15 00:00:33,344 --> 00:00:34,931 We love Club Soda. 16 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,172 - Club Soda is the spot, man. 17 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,896 It is as busy as it is fizzy. 18 00:00:39,965 --> 00:00:41,517 - Facts. 19 00:00:41,586 --> 00:00:44,000 - Tony, are you calling us from the Club Soda dance floor? 20 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:45,310 - That's right. 21 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,275 The party don't stop at Club Soda. 22 00:00:47,344 --> 00:00:48,931 [all cheering] 23 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,931 But hey, listen, the party is in danger of stopping. 24 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,931 I'm hearing this gang, the Bottle Snatchers, 25 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,172 they're planning to steal 26 00:00:54,241 --> 00:00:55,517 my most prized possession tonight. 27 00:00:55,586 --> 00:00:57,448 - Your diamond-encrusted soda bottle opener? 28 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,310 - My diamond-encrusted bottle opener 29 00:00:59,379 --> 00:01:01,896 does keep it popping, but no. 30 00:01:01,965 --> 00:01:05,310 I'm referring to my priceless bottle of Gold Soda. 31 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:09,517 all: Ooh. 32 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:11,103 - It's one of ten left in the world 33 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,034 given to me by the Soda Pope, 34 00:01:13,103 --> 00:01:16,034 so I'm gonna need you super bros and super lady bros 35 00:01:16,103 --> 00:01:17,724 to come down here and keep it safe. 36 00:01:17,793 --> 00:01:21,655 - Protect the soda, got it. We'll be there tonight. 37 00:01:21,724 --> 00:01:23,344 [blows raspberry] Not going down there tonight. 38 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,655 both: What? 39 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,965 - Protect a soda bottle at a kiddie club? 40 00:01:27,034 --> 00:01:29,172 Please. You children can handle that. 41 00:01:29,241 --> 00:01:31,689 Me, I got grown-up stuff to attend to. 42 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:35,862 - Ray, the Lil Tugger train set you ordered you came in. 43 00:01:35,931 --> 00:01:37,137 - Ooh, did it come 44 00:01:37,206 --> 00:01:38,448 with the whistle and the conductor's cap? 45 00:01:38,517 --> 00:01:40,586 - Yes. - [laughs] 46 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:44,379 [train whistle blows] 47 00:01:44,448 --> 00:01:45,689 All aboard! 48 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:54,758 [exciting music] 49 00:01:54,827 --> 00:01:57,724 [R&B music] 50 00:01:57,793 --> 00:02:01,172 ♪ ♪ 51 00:02:01,241 --> 00:02:03,586 - VIP area looks secure. 52 00:02:03,655 --> 00:02:07,103 - Ooh, is that Benny, that dog with a hat? 53 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:09,344 - Sure is. - Love Benny. 54 00:02:09,413 --> 00:02:10,827 Good-looking hat tonight, Benny. 55 00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:12,896 [dog barks] 56 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:15,206 - Guys, I just spotted Mitch Bilsky. 57 00:02:15,275 --> 00:02:16,965 - [gasps] 58 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:19,241 Not Mitch Bilsky. 59 00:02:19,310 --> 00:02:20,344 Who's Mitch Bilsky? 60 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:22,034 - Mitch Bilsky, brother of Jeff, 61 00:02:22,103 --> 00:02:23,689 former bully turned small-time criminal. 62 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:26,034 Did nobody read the villain dossiers I handed out? 63 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:28,965 - I love you, but I barely read your texts, so... 64 00:02:30,896 --> 00:02:33,724 - Hey, turd! 65 00:02:33,793 --> 00:02:35,413 Got a thirsty Mitch over here. 66 00:02:35,482 --> 00:02:40,103 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:40,172 --> 00:02:41,172 [all gasp] - Whoa! 68 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:42,206 What happened to the lights? 69 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:43,517 - I think they went out. 70 00:02:43,586 --> 00:02:44,965 - It's Mitch and the Bottle Snatchers. 71 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,655 Does anyone have eyes on the Gold Soda? 72 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:48,655 - Hang on, I'll get the lights. 73 00:02:49,965 --> 00:02:52,931 - Hey, turn those lights back off, you turds. 74 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,448 - No. 75 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:56,344 - Well, I'm out of plans. Run! 76 00:02:58,862 --> 00:03:00,344 - Going somewhere? 77 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,551 - Oh, God! There's more of you. 78 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,965 - Let's recycle these Bottle Snatchers. 79 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:06,413 - Hey, boys, catch. 80 00:03:06,482 --> 00:03:08,896 [dramatic music] 81 00:03:08,965 --> 00:03:11,068 - [grunts] 82 00:03:11,137 --> 00:03:12,758 [both grunt] 83 00:03:12,827 --> 00:03:13,793 - [shrieks] 84 00:03:14,965 --> 00:03:17,896 [panicked chatter] 85 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,551 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 86 00:03:20,620 --> 00:03:23,689 [all shouting] 87 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:27,206 [all gasp] 88 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,827 [all cheering] - They did it! 89 00:03:29,896 --> 00:03:33,344 Let's hear it for Danger Force! Show 'em some love. 90 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:34,689 [upbeat music] 91 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:36,448 - Wait, what happened to Mitch and his guys? 92 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,034 - Eh, forget 'em. 93 00:03:38,103 --> 00:03:40,517 For tonight, the Soda Pope's Gold Soda 94 00:03:40,586 --> 00:03:42,172 stays at Club Soda. 95 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:45,137 Next round of sodas, 5% off! 96 00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:48,413 [all cheering] 97 00:03:48,482 --> 00:03:52,586 ♪ ♪ 98 00:03:52,655 --> 00:03:55,517 - And then the Toddler said, "Nap time," 99 00:03:55,586 --> 00:03:59,034 and I said, "Oh, more like zap time," 100 00:03:59,103 --> 00:04:00,000 and then I lit him up. 101 00:04:00,068 --> 00:04:02,275 [laughter] 102 00:04:02,344 --> 00:04:03,517 [dog barks] 103 00:04:03,586 --> 00:04:05,965 - Volt, you're so awesome. 104 00:04:06,034 --> 00:04:07,862 - Ugh, one of my sparklers isn't lit. 105 00:04:07,931 --> 00:04:11,551 - Just deal with it, Natalie! - It's okay, Kimmie. I got it. 106 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:15,793 - [coughing] 107 00:04:15,862 --> 00:04:18,482 all: Danger Force! Danger Force! 108 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:20,344 - [squeals] all: Danger Force! 109 00:04:20,413 --> 00:04:21,896 Danger Force! 110 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,689 - Some sweet sodas... - For some sweet ladies. 111 00:04:29,758 --> 00:04:31,655 - This isn't even close to what we ordered, 112 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:33,275 but we don't care. 113 00:04:33,344 --> 00:04:35,655 You guys are so delish. Call us! 114 00:04:38,137 --> 00:04:42,034 - Better yet, you ladies can have our direct lines. 115 00:04:45,517 --> 00:04:47,758 - OMG. 116 00:04:50,586 --> 00:04:52,275 all: Yeah! 117 00:04:52,344 --> 00:04:55,448 - What, me, a dance solo? 118 00:04:55,517 --> 00:05:00,034 I couldn't. No, I couldn't! 119 00:05:00,103 --> 00:05:02,172 Well, okay. 120 00:05:02,241 --> 00:05:04,413 all: Go, Shoutout, Shoutout, Shoutout! 121 00:05:04,482 --> 00:05:05,655 Go, Shoutout! 122 00:05:05,724 --> 00:05:07,793 Go, Shoutout, Shoutout, Shoutout! 123 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:10,551 Go, Shoutout! Go, Shoutout! - Whoo! 124 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:14,655 ♪ ♪ 125 00:05:14,724 --> 00:05:16,862 - Yo, you guys are legends. 126 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:19,724 Mind if I get a pic with yas for my Wall of Legends? 127 00:05:19,793 --> 00:05:21,896 - Sure. - Legends! 128 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:26,862 - Well, glad you guys had a nice time. 129 00:05:26,931 --> 00:05:29,034 Cute pic. 130 00:05:29,103 --> 00:05:32,551 - Cute? - That is not cute. 131 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:33,965 That's our picture which is now hanging 132 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,965 on the Wall of Legends in Club Soda. 133 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:38,896 - Okay. - We crushed it last night. 134 00:05:38,965 --> 00:05:40,827 - Yeah, I saved the Gold Soda. 135 00:05:40,896 --> 00:05:43,827 - I took out Mitch Bilsky and owned that dance floor. 136 00:05:43,896 --> 00:05:47,172 - I got drinks with Benny, that dog with a hat. 137 00:05:47,241 --> 00:05:49,000 I was king of the VIP. 138 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:50,586 - Well, Volt was. 139 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:53,448 - Well, I am Volt, so... 140 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:55,172 - Right, right, right, right, no, of course you are. 141 00:05:55,241 --> 00:05:56,724 It's just that, 142 00:05:56,793 --> 00:06:00,137 you know, Chapa wasn't king of the VIP, was she? 143 00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:03,241 - Look, I don't know what you're driving at, man, 144 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,413 but we were the most popular kids 145 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:06,931 at that club last night. 146 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,482 - [laughs] 147 00:06:08,551 --> 00:06:09,896 Yes, very good. 148 00:06:09,965 --> 00:06:12,068 Gather round, children! 149 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:15,896 Open thine ears, for I hath lessons to teach thee. 150 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:17,862 - Are my ears not open? 151 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:20,482 Are they closed? Someone help me open my ears! 152 00:06:20,551 --> 00:06:21,965 - Relax. 153 00:06:22,034 --> 00:06:23,551 Ray is just under the impression 154 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,586 that he has something to teach us. 155 00:06:25,655 --> 00:06:29,551 - ♪ Wisdom ♪ [triangle dings] 156 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:31,068 - Just get on with the lesson. 157 00:06:31,137 --> 00:06:34,586 - Ray's rules for superkids, number 9,005, 158 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,344 never forget that your superself 159 00:06:36,413 --> 00:06:39,689 and your regular self are two totally different things. 160 00:06:39,758 --> 00:06:41,241 Case in point, when handsome 161 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:43,413 but unremarkable rando Ray Manchester 162 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:46,000 submits photos of his completed Lil Tugger train set 163 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:48,517 to the Lil Tugger TwitFlash account, 164 00:06:48,586 --> 00:06:50,103 they "report" my account, 165 00:06:50,172 --> 00:06:53,137 and "local authorities" end up "contacting me." 166 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:56,034 But when beloved superhero Captain Man 167 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:58,827 submits those exact same photos, 168 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:02,517 oh, they pin that twit! 169 00:07:02,586 --> 00:07:05,517 - So what, you're saying people only liked us last night 170 00:07:05,586 --> 00:07:08,206 because we were superheroes? 171 00:07:08,275 --> 00:07:10,655 - That's what I'm saying, baby. - No way. 172 00:07:10,724 --> 00:07:11,724 People loved us because we're cool, 173 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:13,137 no matter who we are. 174 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:14,413 - Exactly. Come on now. - Exactly. Thank you. 175 00:07:14,482 --> 00:07:15,827 - Then prove it. 176 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:18,275 I challenge you to go back to Club Soda tonight 177 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:19,655 not as your superselves, 178 00:07:19,724 --> 00:07:21,724 but as your normal, boring selves 179 00:07:21,793 --> 00:07:23,034 and see if you can get your little picture 180 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:25,379 on the "legendary Wall of Legends." 181 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:26,827 - Easy. 182 00:07:26,896 --> 00:07:29,620 - And if you fail, which you will, 183 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:32,862 you guys have to buy me the Lil Tugger train terminal. 184 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,000 See, that could be me. 185 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:36,448 - We'll take that challenge. 186 00:07:36,517 --> 00:07:38,517 - Great, and I'm gonna go down there too and watch 187 00:07:38,586 --> 00:07:40,034 just to make sure you little cheaters don't cheat. 188 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:41,793 - Dude, it's a club for kids. 189 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,103 They're not gonna let old people in. 190 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,827 - Well, fortunately I don't look old, so... 191 00:07:46,896 --> 00:07:49,275 [laughter] - Okay. 192 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,586 - And to prove it, I'm gonna go down to Club Soda tonight 193 00:07:51,655 --> 00:07:52,931 where they will let me in. 194 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,241 How about that? - Fine! 195 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,793 And if you fail to get in, which you will, 196 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:59,724 we'll take away your toy train, for a week. 197 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:03,827 - No! No. Yes? Yes? Yes--no! Maybe? Yes. 198 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:05,241 Fine. It's a challenge. - Good. 199 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:08,000 Oh, and don't forget to moisturize. 200 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:09,965 We wouldn't want your wrinkles giving you away. 201 00:08:10,034 --> 00:08:12,310 - Oh, do you have wrinkles? - Take that back! 202 00:08:14,931 --> 00:08:16,689 I don't have wrinkles! 203 00:08:16,758 --> 00:08:19,310 It all just kind of happened. 204 00:08:19,379 --> 00:08:22,206 [overlapping chatter] 205 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:23,344 Stop talking! 206 00:08:23,413 --> 00:08:26,379 - ♪ Danger ♪ 207 00:08:26,448 --> 00:08:29,344 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 208 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:32,586 ♪ ♪ 209 00:08:32,655 --> 00:08:34,310 ♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪ 210 00:08:34,379 --> 00:08:35,344 [doorbell rings] 211 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:37,413 all: Emergency! 212 00:08:37,482 --> 00:08:39,241 - That's just the doorbell. 213 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,275 - I know. 214 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,034 - Man, I didn't even notice 215 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:47,206 that there was a line last night. 216 00:08:47,275 --> 00:08:48,689 - Yeah, that's because they let us 217 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:50,758 directly into the club because we were Danger Force. 218 00:08:50,827 --> 00:08:53,206 - Oh, that was cool. 219 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:54,551 But Ray is wrong. 220 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:56,724 We can still be legends without our powers. 221 00:08:56,793 --> 00:08:58,103 Watch this. 222 00:08:58,172 --> 00:08:59,724 I'm gonna use the Macklin charm 223 00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:02,551 to get us right into this club. 224 00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:03,827 What up, my guy? 225 00:09:03,896 --> 00:09:06,103 Me and my extremely popular posse 226 00:09:06,172 --> 00:09:07,068 are about to run this-- 227 00:09:07,137 --> 00:09:08,310 - VIP coming through. 228 00:09:08,379 --> 00:09:10,241 - See? We're already getting in. 229 00:09:11,965 --> 00:09:14,551 - Natalie Mazdah, right this way. 230 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,965 - I think we're still in line. 231 00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:17,344 - Coming through. I'm very important. 232 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:19,586 Much more important than you. Younger too. 233 00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:21,965 [grunting] All right. 234 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:23,344 You guys still waiting in line? 235 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:26,482 Huh, doesn't seem very legendary. 236 00:09:26,551 --> 00:09:28,896 - All right, you guys can come through. 237 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:34,103 Whoa, you here to pick up your son? 238 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:37,517 - What? No. I'm here to party, son. 239 00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:39,310 - We have an age limit here. 240 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,137 - What? 241 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:44,586 Well, I am at least that young, or younger, probably. 242 00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:45,965 I can't remember my exact age 243 00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:47,517 'cause my young brain is still developing. 244 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,896 [dog barks] - Benny, that dog with a hat. 245 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,482 Hey, love the new hat. 246 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:52,896 - Benny! - Hey! 247 00:09:52,965 --> 00:09:55,172 - What? You're gonna let him in? 248 00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,275 He's, like, 50 in dog years. 249 00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:59,758 - Yeah, and you're, like, 50 in human years. 250 00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:01,448 [laughter] - That is offensive, 251 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,068 and you'll be hearing from my attorney. 252 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,275 [laughter] Ow! 253 00:10:07,344 --> 00:10:10,068 - Hey, remember to bring a walker next time, Granddad. 254 00:10:10,137 --> 00:10:12,206 - I don't need a walker! 255 00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:13,965 - All right, y'all. Let's go be legends. 256 00:10:14,034 --> 00:10:16,551 - Yeah! - Yeah! 257 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:18,379 - Don't look at me! 258 00:10:20,310 --> 00:10:21,862 - But when the soda bucket got here, 259 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,482 one of the sparklers wasn't lit... 260 00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:24,724 - I love this part! 261 00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:26,655 - And you'll never believe who lit it. 262 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,655 - Say it. - It was lit by Volt! 263 00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:29,827 - Oh, my God! - I know! 264 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,034 [dog barks] 265 00:10:31,103 --> 00:10:33,862 - Hey, VIP section is for VIPs only. 266 00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:35,172 - Weren't you just out front? 267 00:10:35,241 --> 00:10:36,931 - Oh, no, that's my brother. 268 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,310 My eyepatch is on the other eye. 269 00:10:38,379 --> 00:10:41,620 - Huh, well, I don't mean to brag, 270 00:10:41,689 --> 00:10:45,068 but I'm kind of a VIP myself. 271 00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:49,448 - You may be a P, but you are definitely not VI. 272 00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:50,896 - Come on! 273 00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:52,827 - Look, we had Volt here last night. 274 00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:55,068 She helped save the Gold Soda. 275 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,206 You think you're as cool as Volt? 276 00:10:57,275 --> 00:11:00,172 - I am literally exactly as cool as Volt. 277 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:01,931 - Hey, you can let that girl in. 278 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,551 - Thanks, Natalie. 279 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,965 Whoo! - Of course. 280 00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:06,896 I mean, somebody's gotta take our soda orders, right? 281 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,448 - Wait, what? - Thanks for asking. 282 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:10,862 I'll take a Shirley Hemphill. Kimmie wants a Rascal Flat. 283 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,896 My boy Georgie wants a Tooth Decayer. 284 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:16,103 Eleanor wants a...water. Benny wants a B Fizz. 285 00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,896 [dog barks] Right, in a dog bowl. 286 00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:19,068 We got you, Benny. 287 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,482 You should be writing this down. 288 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:23,586 Corky wants a Carbon Nation, also in a dog bowl. 289 00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:27,206 [upbeat music] 290 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:30,448 - Hey, spotlight guy, I got some legendary dance moves. 291 00:11:30,517 --> 00:11:33,551 How about you sending that spotlight over my way? 292 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:34,862 Ah, yeah. Here we go! 293 00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:42,034 ♪ ♪ 294 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,724 Now I got you. 295 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,000 [grunts] 296 00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:55,068 Aw, come on! You get back here! 297 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:01,482 - Some so-dope sodas... - For some so-dope ladies. 298 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:03,586 - Coming right up. 299 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:04,965 - No powers, remember? 300 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,793 - Oh, right. No powers, no problem. 301 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,172 Be right back. 302 00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:16,172 [glass shattering] 303 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:21,482 [screams] 304 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,241 - Whoa! 305 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,413 What are you two gabagools doing behind the bar? 306 00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:33,689 You could have broke the Gold Soda. 307 00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,551 Get outta here! 308 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:42,310 ♪ ♪ 309 00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:46,931 [both laugh] 310 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,931 - Nailed it. 311 00:12:54,068 --> 00:12:55,896 all: Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip! 312 00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:58,103 - He is just sipping a soda! 313 00:12:58,172 --> 00:13:00,586 all: Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip! 314 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,448 - [yelps] 315 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:07,068 Oh, now I get the spotlight? 316 00:13:07,137 --> 00:13:08,586 Don't look at me! 317 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,068 [grunting] 318 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,689 - Yo, yo, sup with it, brobot? 319 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,931 Dab! 320 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,103 - You're that old guy that was trying to get in earlier. 321 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,586 - Psh, what? No, I'm not. 322 00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:31,034 Besides, I saw that guy, and he wasn't old at all. 323 00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:33,413 I mean, he got cheekbones for days, son. 324 00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:35,000 I don't know what his skin care regimen is, 325 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:36,862 but you know he be moisturizing! 326 00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:39,413 - Look, man, this is a club for kids. 327 00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:40,896 Is there something wrong with you? 328 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:43,344 - Aw, man, I'm a teenager! 329 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,448 What's not wrong with me, you know? 330 00:13:45,517 --> 00:13:47,793 My mom's always coming in my room without knocking. 331 00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:50,206 My dad's always yelling at me to clean up the garage. 332 00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:52,793 Bro, don't even get me started on the homework, 333 00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:54,034 you know what I'm saying? 334 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,275 [both laugh] 335 00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:57,655 - This is an old man whistle. 336 00:13:57,724 --> 00:13:59,896 When I blow it, kids don't hear anything, 337 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,206 but old people do. 338 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,034 Ooh, they hear it a lot, 339 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,517 and it is excruciatingly painful. 340 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,724 - [laughs nervously] That's a real thing? 341 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,655 - As real as the whale that took my eye. 342 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,482 - Well, you're just gonna be wasting your breath, 343 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,551 'cause I'm not gonna be able to hear it-- 344 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,551 [dramatic music] 345 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:20,034 ♪ ♪ 346 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,379 I don't hear it. 347 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:24,793 [strained] Are you actually blowing it? 348 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:28,206 [screaming] 349 00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:30,413 Who keeps putting that garbage can here? 350 00:14:30,482 --> 00:14:32,137 [groans] 351 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,000 There you have it. I'm a kid. 352 00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:39,517 - And when you're done cleaning up 353 00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:42,103 all this glass youse broke, keep partying 354 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,379 'cause the party never stops at Club Soda, 355 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:47,275 except when you're cleaning up after yourself. 356 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,551 - I like that guy. - Me too. 357 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:52,620 You know, I heard he's next in line to be the Soda Pope. 358 00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:54,689 - Did you guys get jobs as janitors? 359 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:55,931 - No. 360 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,275 We gotta clean up all this stuff 361 00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:58,689 because we broke a bunch of bottles 362 00:14:58,758 --> 00:14:59,724 hitting on some ladies. 363 00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,448 - Ooh, sounds legendary. 364 00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:03,724 - Hurry up with our drinks, Chomper! 365 00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:06,275 - It's Chapa! - Chop-chop, Chapa. 366 00:15:06,344 --> 00:15:07,827 - I'm coming! 367 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:09,379 - They keep making you get sodas for 'em? 368 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:10,827 - It's been a rough night. 369 00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:12,103 - Maybe Ray was right. 370 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,379 - There's a tiny man inside every toaster 371 00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:14,379 with a tiny blowtorch? 372 00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,482 - I meant maybe he was right 373 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:19,000 about us only being legends when we're our superselves. 374 00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:21,517 - We may not be legends, but at least we're not old. 375 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:22,896 [dog barks] 376 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,931 Yes, in a dog bowl. I'm getting it, Benny! 377 00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:30,310 - Hey, mister, can I come into the cwub? 378 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:32,310 I'm this many years old. 379 00:15:32,379 --> 00:15:34,448 - Come on, man. You're embarrassing yourself. 380 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,137 - Dad! 381 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:37,275 - What is-- [clears throat] 382 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:38,586 [deep voice] What is it, son? 383 00:15:38,655 --> 00:15:41,344 - The mean man won't let me into the cwub. 384 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,448 - Now, you look here, sir. 385 00:15:43,517 --> 00:15:45,586 I can assure you that my son is-- 386 00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:49,379 [both screaming] 387 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,137 - Soda delivery. 388 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,862 - Nobody told me about a soda delivery, 389 00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:00,827 but go on in. 390 00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,448 - What? 391 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:04,413 You're just gonna let those guys in? 392 00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:06,965 They're older than Schwoz! 393 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,586 - [yelps] 394 00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:13,413 - That guy controlling the spotlight 395 00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:15,379 wouldn't know good dancing if it bit him in the face. 396 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:18,310 - Mika, did you bite that man in the face? 397 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,586 - I tried. He's pretty fast. 398 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,275 - Understandable. You're a good dancer. 399 00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:23,862 - Thank you. 400 00:16:23,931 --> 00:16:25,965 You guys having a legendary night? 401 00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:28,517 - Miles and I are janitors, which sounded fun 402 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,241 until we had to clean the toilets. 403 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,482 - Oh. - I told you to wear gloves. 404 00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:34,448 - Yeah, well, I just got barked at by a dog 405 00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:35,793 for getting his order wrong. 406 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:36,931 [dog barks] 407 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:41,068 I am getting you a new one, Benny! 408 00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:42,379 This night is busted. 409 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:44,310 - Really is. - Couldn't get any worse. 410 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,241 - Hey, there's Mitch Bilsky. 411 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,482 Maybe he's got some advice 412 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,103 that can help us turn this night around. 413 00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:51,586 - What's he doing back here? 414 00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:53,379 - You don't think he's dumb enough to come back 415 00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:55,965 and try to steal the Gold Soda again, do you? 416 00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:57,965 - You ready to try to steal that Gold Soda again? 417 00:16:58,034 --> 00:17:00,034 - Yeah, but what if Danger Force is here? 418 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,034 - Oh. I'll find out. 419 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:05,827 Hey, turds, is Danger Force in the house tonight? 420 00:17:05,896 --> 00:17:08,413 - No, but they was here last night. 421 00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:10,000 Total legends! 422 00:17:10,068 --> 00:17:13,448 - Yeah, well, me and my boys are about to be legends too, 423 00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,758 'cause we're here to steal that golden soda. 424 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,275 All right, boys. 425 00:17:18,344 --> 00:17:19,482 Whip out those 9-irons 426 00:17:19,551 --> 00:17:21,310 and cover your faces. 427 00:17:21,379 --> 00:17:23,000 That way, they don't know who we are. 428 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,310 - Don't worry, everyone. I've got this. 429 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,103 I'm calling Danger Force. 430 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,689 I have AWOL's direct line. 431 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,172 We're exclusive. 432 00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:33,551 - ♪ Danger ♪ 433 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,896 - [laughs nervously] Ha-ha. 434 00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,517 I'm a big Danger Force fan. 435 00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:40,827 Probably my dad calling. 436 00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,965 I bet he lost the TV remote again. 437 00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,482 Y'all know how dads are, right? 438 00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:48,310 [overlapping chatter] 439 00:17:48,379 --> 00:17:50,068 - All right! 440 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:53,655 That's enough about dads. Let's get back to the robbery. 441 00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:01,793 - Now, where was I? 442 00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:06,275 Oh, yeah, we're gonna steal the golden soda! 443 00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:07,620 And some cash. 444 00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:09,000 And some of these light fixtures in here, 445 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:10,931 because they are fantastic! 446 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,068 Yeah, perfect blend of classic and modern. 447 00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:16,620 Whoever picked these out has really good taste. 448 00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:18,724 - Yeah! [overlapping chatter] 449 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,344 - Now, since Danger Force isn't here, 450 00:18:21,413 --> 00:18:23,655 I suggest anyone who doesn't want to get hurt 451 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:27,344 or Mitched right in the face better scoot on out. 452 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:30,758 [panicked chatter] 453 00:18:32,275 --> 00:18:33,379 - Guys, I don't know what 454 00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:34,689 getting Mitched in the face means, 455 00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:36,344 but mine's kind of important to me, 456 00:18:36,413 --> 00:18:37,965 so I'm gonna run. 457 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,689 - What? 458 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,448 We can't just stand by and let this crime happen. 459 00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:42,724 - Well, then let's turn into Danger Force 460 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:43,965 and pop these Bottle Snatchers. 461 00:18:44,034 --> 00:18:45,517 - But if we change into Danger Force, 462 00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:46,965 we lose the challenge with Ray. 463 00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,965 - But just because Danger Force can't save the day 464 00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:52,275 doesn't mean Bose, Miles, Mika, and Chapa can't do it. 465 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,689 - Oh, I like where you're going here. 466 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,827 - Are you saying what I think you're saying? 467 00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:58,137 - Let's go be legendary. 468 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,482 [dramatic music] 469 00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:03,103 - ♪ Danger ♪ 470 00:19:03,172 --> 00:19:06,344 ♪ Whoa ♪ [music slows to a stop] 471 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,517 [shouting] 472 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:17,241 - Baby want soda! 473 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,034 - This is by far your worst attempt. 474 00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:21,896 - Mitch Bilsky and his crew are trying to steal 475 00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:24,517 the Gold Soda and some very tasteful light fixtures! 476 00:19:24,586 --> 00:19:26,000 You've got to do something! 477 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:27,689 - That's an inside-the-club problem. 478 00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:30,413 I only deal with outside-the-club problems. 479 00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,068 - Hey, Dad, you think you could take me 480 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,482 back to the car and change me? 481 00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:37,379 I think I just... blew out my diaper. 482 00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:39,586 - Ew, gross, for real? - Just take me. 483 00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:47,379 [whooshing] 484 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,724 - Boy, that was one handsome baby. 485 00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:54,137 Anyway, I'm Captain Man here for the first time tonight-- 486 00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:55,586 ah, forget it. 487 00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:02,275 [all groaning] 488 00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:03,896 - Turns out we are out of practice 489 00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:06,448 at fighting crime without our powers. 490 00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:08,034 - I blocked that guy's bottle throw. 491 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:09,310 - With your head! 492 00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,689 - At least now we know what it means 493 00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,896 to get Mitched in the face. 494 00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:15,413 - Okay, that's the last of the light fixtures. 495 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:19,448 Now let's take this Gold Soda and get the Mitch out of here. 496 00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:20,827 - I don't think so, Mitch. 497 00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:22,896 - Captain Man, how'd you get in? 498 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,517 You're way too old. 499 00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,448 - Oh, my God, you're, like, 30. You're still in high school. 500 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,413 - Hey, teacher says I'm on course 501 00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:28,655 to graduate next year. 502 00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:29,793 - Oh, yeah? Well, they're gonna have 503 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,172 to send your diploma to the hospital, 504 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:32,586 'cause that's where you'll be. 505 00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:35,137 - Well, it's five against one which means we got 506 00:20:35,206 --> 00:20:36,551 two more dudes than you. 507 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,862 Get him, boys! 508 00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:40,862 [all grunting] 509 00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:47,620 ♪ ♪ 510 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:51,620 Ah, ah, ah! 511 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:54,068 One more step, and I'll smash the Gold Soda. 512 00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:56,965 - So? - Hey! 513 00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:59,379 That Gold Soda was given to me by the Soda Pope! 514 00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:01,448 - Again, I say, so? 515 00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:06,931 [slow-motion shouting] 516 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:13,931 ♪ ♪ 517 00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:20,206 - I believe this is yours. 518 00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:22,586 - You four random kids came out of nowhere 519 00:21:22,655 --> 00:21:24,448 and saved the Gold Soda! 520 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,689 You're legends! - What? 521 00:21:26,758 --> 00:21:28,827 I just took out these four dudes all by myself. 522 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,793 - You four are going up on the Wall of Legends. 523 00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,448 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, imagine that punch 524 00:21:32,517 --> 00:21:34,896 that I just did in slow-motion, huh? 525 00:21:34,965 --> 00:21:36,448 That would have been legendary. 526 00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:38,827 - Mm, would it, though? - Yes! 527 00:21:38,896 --> 00:21:42,103 - Our catch was legendary. 528 00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:44,793 - She's right. Everyone say, "Club Soda!" 529 00:21:44,862 --> 00:21:46,931 - Oh, can I at least be in the picture too? 530 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,689 - I'm sorry, but you're too old to be in here. 531 00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:52,172 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 532 00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:53,896 - This is some ageist malarkey right here. 533 00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:55,931 - Bye! 534 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 - Let me see those legendary smiles. 535 00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:05,862 all: Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika! 536 00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:09,689 Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika! Go, Mika! 537 00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:16,034 - ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 538 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,586 ♪ The second I see trouble, I know I'll be fine ♪ 539 00:22:18,655 --> 00:22:21,172 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 540 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:24,310 ♪ I'm okay! ♪ 541 00:22:24,379 --> 00:22:27,310 ♪ Danger ♪ 542 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:30,275 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 543 00:22:30,344 --> 00:22:33,724 ♪ ♪ 544 00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:36,000 ♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪