[upbeat music]
- Ray, the whole idea of spring cleaning is
to get rid of stuffs.
You haven't gotten rid of even one stuff.
- Can we at least chuck these instructional videos?
- Oh, my "How to Fight Like a Man" DVDs.
Yeah, it didn't sell. Chuck 'em.
- Thank you.
Your leotard's freaking me out.
- No, no, no, no, no! Don't give these away.
- You just said we needed to get rid of stuffs.
- I know, but I've actually been watching these.
Here, you can donate this giant bag of rubber bands.
- No way. I got a plan for those.
- Come on, man, you do not have plans for these.
- Me and Bose are gonna wrap around a watermelon.
See how many it takes to make it explode.
[chuckles]
- I got a head start, boss.
- Hey, Bosey!
- I didn't want to start without you,
but my parents are super mad that I didn't clean my room,
and they're sending me to Jamaica for the weekend.
- How is that a punishment?
Like, how would that even work?
- Right? Parents are the worst.
- They gonna demand you fly there on a private jet, too?
- Get this, they're making me fly commercial.
Pray for me.
Down the tube.
- Something's wrong with those people.
- Found more boxes.
And why does Mika not have to help with spring cleaning?
- Because I'm researching Greasy Grady.
- Eh, give it up. We're never gonna catch that dude.
- Every time we get our hands on him,
he finds a way to slip out.
I think it's because he's covered in grease.
- Well, I'll catch him.
And when I do, he's gonna be covered in...
handcuffs.
- What are you talking about?
- I think someone doesn't know how handcuffs work.
- Oh, burn! [all laughing]
- Well, you'll all be laughing when I catch him!
- I'm laughing right now. - We're already laughing.
- I mean I'll be laughing, and so will Grady
because he'll be the one that--
[phone ringing] Oh, thank God, the phone.
The phone is ringing!
- Oh, my gosh.
- Danger Force, how can I help you?
Oh, you're in danger? At Duke E. Dawg's?
We'll be right there.
Everyone, shut up and pop a gumball.
We have a 9150 in progress.
- What is a 9150?
- If that's code for murdering a joke,
we just had one right here, right?
all: Oh! - The joke is dead.
- Has nobody even opened my book of danger codes?
- I have.
I've been hiding my pudding in here.
- A 9150's when someone's in trouble down at Duke E. Dawg's.
- Aww, you read it? - I have insomnia.
I helps me fall asleep. - I'll take that as a W.
[heroic music]
♪ ♪
- Wait, what's Duke E. Dawg's?
- That hotdog place with the ball pit and the video games.
- Literally every kid in town has
their birthday parties there.
- Well, I've literally never head of it until today.
- It's been around since the '80s.
I mean, unless you were born in the '70s--
- Oh-oh--Duke E. Dawg! I know Duke E. Dawg.
Yeah, yeah. To Duke E. Dawg's.
all: Duke E. Dawg's!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Duke E, where's the trouble, boy?
- [choking]
- Over by the ball blasters?
- In the ball pit?
- Good boy. - Ah!
- Help, help, I can't swim.
I need superhero assistance.
- That's the 9150?
- If anyone needs me, I'll be setting every high score
in the building.
- Volt, Shoutout, only you can save me.
- Sure. - Okay.
- Okay, come on. Out.
- Thank you.
You two really are the greatest.
- Thanks.
- Be careful around the ball pit, I guess.
- I'm Riley, I'm your biggest fan in the whole world!
Girl power!
both: Girl power.
- Hey, AWOL, can I get a picture?
- You sure can, little lady.
Oh.
You want me to take the picture.
I see how it is.
- Sweet shirt. - Did you make that?
- Of course, you two are my favorite members
of Danger Force.
- Aww. - That's so sweet.
- Yeah, yeah, they're great. Can we take this pic or wh--
- Will you shut up and take the picture?
- Ouch.
Just say cheese.
- Actually, for legal reasons, we can't say cheese
at Duke E. Dawg's, so we say, "Dogs!"
- Fine.
Say dogs.
all: Dogs!
- Okay, cool.
It was great saving you and getting hit with your shoe,
but there are people in actual danger out there, so--
- Oh, you can leave.
But Volt and Shoutout have to stay.
I haven't even played them my song yet.
- You wrote us a song? - Okay, you got me.
It's more of a rock opera.
[electric guitar music]
♪ Who you gonna call when you're sinking in a boat? ♪
♪ Shoutout and Volt, Shoutout and Volt ♪
♪ When you're getting kicked in the butt by a goat ♪
♪ Shoutout and Volt, Shoutout and Volt ♪
♪ It took 200 weekends, 2,000 sequins ♪
♪ But now I got their pictures on my coat ♪
♪ Shoutout and Volt ♪ - All right, I'm outta here.
- ♪ Shoutout and Volt, Shoutout and Volt ♪
♪ I wanna show them ♪
♪ Just how much I love them ♪
- ♪ Really wanna get to know them... ♪
- Hey, man, girl's freaking me out
worse than you're old leotard.
I'm leaving.
- Uh, yeah, yeah, I'll be right here.
[clears throat]
Yeah, you hear that, moles? It's time for me to go.
So I'm just gonna set this mallet down
right here--yeah, you fell for it!
Yeah, you stupid moles!
Yeah, say hello to Rami Mallet!
- Come on, stop, stop. - Yeah!
No! - Hey, man, come on, calm down.
Calm down, man. - No!
- Calm down, dude! - No!
- You're scaring the children.
- ♪ Shoutout and Volt ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, my God, Miles, look.
- Sorry, I'm doing important work over here.
- Riley make little Shoutout and Volt sculptures
out of all our favorite candies.
- I guess that's fun.
If you like candy.
- What's wrong with him?
- He's just jealous. - No, I'm not.
- Wait for it.
- It's just that-- - There it is.
- This whole thing with Riley, I just feel like
she's being a little extra.
- Extra?
- Yeah, like getting three ketchups
when you ordered small fries.
That's too much ketchup. It's extra.
- Well, is it extra that made a candy head
for you, too?
- She did? Where is it?
[both laughing]
- Psych!
But now we know you're really just jealous.
Oh...
- This guy jealous of your clinger?
- Uh, no, he's jealous of our superfan.
- Yeah, she's a stage one clinger.
- What's a clinger?
- Oh, my God, you guys don't know what a clinger is?
Superhero teachable moment! Everybody, in the classroom.
- Wait, wait, wait.
One more rubber band?
- Ah, one more. - Yes.
[tense music]
- Okay. - There you go.
- Careful. - Looks good.
- Oh.
- Whoa. [all shouting]
- Eh. - Oh.
- I thought it was gonna blow up--
♪ ♪
- As a superhero, you'll encounter many types
of unhealthy fans, or, as I call them,
clingers.
- Riley isn't like that.
- Yeah, her love for us is totally healthy.
She it was in the sixth verse of her song.
- She literally put herself in fake danger
just to meet you guys.
- That's stage one on the Captain Man clinger scale.
She does it again, that's stage two,
which usually leads to stage three.
The Clipping of Hair.
- This is stupid. Riley is totally chill.
- Yeah, now that's she's met us,
I'm sure we won't even hear from her again.
- Guys, a call came in. There's an emergency.
- [gasps] I wonder who it could be.
- Please don't be Riley, please don't be Riley.
- It's a girl named Riley. - Riley!
- She's in danger at Duke E. Dawg's.
both: Clinger.
- Oh, stage two already?
- She's not a clinger.
- Yeah, I'm sure she's in real danger this time.
- Exactly.
- Help! Oh, my God!
- Riley. - What's wrong?
- I'm hurt!
I cut myself in a spork-related incident.
- Oh, my God, that's awesome. - What?
- I'm just saying, it's a real call
- [gasps] You're right.
- Help me!
- Okay, okay, Riley, I need to apply pressure
to the wound, and...
is that ketchup?
- Uh, no.
♪ ♪
- Ketchup, the fancy kind.
- Really, Riley?
- Okay, I faked it. You got me.
Listen, while you're here, will my two favorite superheroes
record the outgoing message on my voicemail?
- I mean...
Sure. - But we're still mad at you.
- Yeah. - Oh, thank you!
- Okay, all right. [scissors snipping]
- Did you just... - Cut off a piece of our hair?
- It's for the dolls I'm making.
♪ ♪
- You guys got yourselves a clinger.
Ha!
- It all just kinda happened.
[overlapping chatter]
- Stop talking!
- ♪ Danger ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪
[doorbell rings]
all: Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
- Come on, Ray. You can't keep everything.
- Come on, I can't get rid of these clothes.
You gotta respect this drip.
- Well, you've got four pairs of roller skates here.
Can I at least get rid of these?
- No way.
What if I have some friends over
and we all wanna go roller skating?
- [grumbles]
Got to start by having friends.
[alarm whoops]
- Hey, look who's back.
How was your clinger?
Did you save her from actual real danger?
- Yes, she was in real danger this time.
Right, Mika? - Uh, yeah.
There was this hostage situation.
With some bad guy.
- Named?
- Bad...Guy.
- You're the worst liar!
- I'm sorry, I'm a superhero, not a super liar.
- Why can't you be both?
Like me.
- So the emergency was... both: Fake.
- And you admit you two have a...
both: Clinger.
- Ooh-- - Don't.
- Clipped your hair, huh?
Harvesting body parts, that's stage three.
This one's moving fast.
- I got Greasy Grady.
- Ah, that's my boy.
Care to tell us how?
- Well, I dropped in on him
while he was taking his grease bath.
- Almost slipped away too, 'cause, you know, grease.
- And then I tackled him and we went through a window.
- We sure did.
- Landed in the beach volleyball court.
- Beach volleyball tournament.
- A ladies' beach volleyball tournament.
The sand on the court made it a lot easier
to wrangle this guy.
That's when I slapped the cuffs on him and said,
"Grease out."
- It was a pretty killer line, I'll be honest.
- Thank you, Grady, that means a lot.
- Actually, my name is Kevin.
- We've been trying to take this guy down for months.
Way to go, AWOL.
Hey, you know what, why don't you take Greasy Grady down--
- Kevin.
- Why don't you take Greasy--I don't actually care
what your name is--down to the Man Dungeon
where he can't slip away.
- And, you know what, as a treat while you're down there,
why don't you go into the weapon's room
and help yourself to as many weapons as you'd like.
- [gasps] Even the really painful ones?
- Especially the really painful ones.
- Yes! - Yeah!
- Let's go!
- You're letting Miles use the really painful weapons?
- He caught Greasy Grady. He deserves painful weapons.
- We want painful weapons, too.
- Catch a guy like Grady, maybe you'll get some.
- How are we supposed to catch anyone
when we're stuck answering calls from a clinger?
- You want to get rid of her?
- You know we do.
- Teachable moment!
And that is how a bill becomes a law.
- The president doesn't have to beat up all the senators
to make a bill a law.
- Yeah, and you're supposed to be teaching us
how to get rid of our clinger.
- Huh?
Oh, well, it's actually quite simple.
To get rid of a clinger, you find a new host.
You know, someone else for them to cling to.
- That's so simple. - It's genius.
- Thank you, yes, I am.
- Ray, I'm gonna donate all of your Adele T-shirts.
[giggles]
- Go ahead.
Those aren't mine.
Good luck with your clinger.
I'm just gonna go talk to Schwoz about...
sports.
Schwoz!
Don't you dare throw out my sports shirts!
- So who do we pawn this chick off on?
- Well, we could do Miles, but he's my brother.
- [laughing]
Check out these sick weapons I got.
Oh, you know, the ones that you guys didn't get
because you have a clinger.
[cackles]
And now to say to you what I said to Greasy Grady.
- Don't you say it.
- Grease out, grease bags.
both: Ow!
- [cackles]
- So we pass her off on Miles?
- We pass her off on Miles. - Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- So then after the president signs it,
then it becomes a law.
Nobody, and I cannot stress this enough,
gets beat up.
- That's cool and all, but you're supposed to be
telling us to get Riley to start clinging onto Miles.
- Okay, so, here's how it's gonna go down.
Schwoz is gonna rob Duke E. Dawg's
while Riley's there.
- Oh, fun, I like it when Schwozy is part of the plan.
- When Riley calls her two favorite superheroes
to come save her, Shoutout and Volt will fly in.
- Oh, but don't hurt Schwozy.
- No, we're gonna let you get the drop on us,
and then you're gonna pretend to hurt us.
- Then we call Miles for backup,
he teleports in, takes down Schwoz,
Riley's happy, is now his clinger,
and makes a doll out of him.
- But I can't go in there dressed as Schwoz.
Everyone will know that I'm Schwoz from Work.
- Relax, we have a way to cover that.
Mika, how are we gonna cover that?
- Schwoz is gonna be dressed
as one of Swellview's favorite criminals.
both: [gasp] Who?
[tense music]
- Well, well, well.
I am the Toddler.
And this is a robbery.
Everyone down on that dirty floor.
Now, let's get to the robber-ing.
- Huh? [squeals]
A real crime!
I can see my heroes in some real action.
Volt, Shoutout, the Toddler.
[heroic music]
- We're on it.
- Wow, that was fast.
- All right, Toddler, put your hands up.
- Come make me!
- [whispers] Okay, that's great.
Now just take us down--ahh!
Ow.
What the heck, Toddler?
- Schwoz, when'd you learn to fight like that?
- Ray's "How To Fight Like a Man" DVD.
- Oh, impressive. - Nyuh!
- Too far.
♪ ♪
- All right, put the prizes in this diaper bag.
Don't be a hero, Duke E.
- Girls, aren't you gonna do something?
- We're gonna call for...
[wheezes] Backup.
- But you're Volt and Shoutout,
the greatest superheroes in Swellview.
- We're gonna call a superhero who's even better.
[upbeat music]
- It's like, man, these mole people.
You know, they just, they wanted a fight,
so I had no choice but to go down there
and show them who's boss--
Ahh, oh, That really hurt!
[phone rings]
Ah, I never should have given you that weapon.
- [laughs]
Yello?
Ahh! Stop it!
What's up, Mika?
No way, there's a bad guy there?
Ow!
Oh, it's the Toddler? Perfect, we're on our way.
- What's going on? - Ow!
[laughs]
Oh, we have fun here.
- The girls need our help down at Duke E's.
We gotta roll. - Ooh, kinda busy here.
- The girls are in trouble. It's the Toddler.
- So? You can handle the Toddler.
- You can play that Holey Whock-a-Moley game.
- Somebody prepare a bunch of mole coffins.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- Oh, no, I'm in actual danger this time.
Girls, you gotta help me. - We can't.
- For I am tied up with prize tickets,
and Volt is stuck inside the claw machine.
- Which this kid should really stop playing.
- That Toddler costume's legit. Where'd you get it?
- From the Toddler. - What?
- Look, if we really want Miles to think Schwoz is the Toddler,
it's gotta look convincing.
So I popped by his hideout while he was down for his nap,
zapped a couple goons and took his fit.
Zero problems.
- Well, well, well.
- There might be a problem.
♪ ♪
- Somebody here stole my clothes.
I'm guessing it's that guy right there
who's wearing my clothes.
- Wait, you're not the real Toddler?
What is going on?
[zapping]
- Oh, thank God.
Some really good superheroes are here, Riley.
- Ooh, this superhero actually has a date
with some soon-to-be-dead moles.
- You got the Toddler, right?
- Oh, actually, I could really use your help--
- Great.
Make peace with your mole gods, dirt eaters.
- Okay.
Wait.
If he's the Toddler,
then who's that guy?
Okay for real, which one of you's the real Toddler?
both: I am, jinx!
- You owe me a chocolate milk. - Oh.
- It doesn't matter. Just fight those guys.
For Riley.
[upbeat music]
both: [scream]
♪ ♪
- Wow! That's really painful.
♪ ♪
- Ow, that really hurt. - [shouts]
♪ ♪
- No! D-d-d-d-d--
♪ ♪
- I think it's working.
- Yeah, except Schwoz is getting spanked by the Toddler.
both: [shouting]
- That's the real Toddler. Schwoz is the spanker.
- Hey, quit spanking me.
♪ ♪
Snacks!
- There goes your boss.
- Ugh, we wanna go, too.
But you gotta promise not to shoot our butts.
- Yeah. - On the way out.
- I promise.
♪ ♪
[maniacal laughter]
♪ ♪
- You promised!
- My hero!
♪ ♪
- Oh. - Oh, no!
- [slow motion] Oops.
- Riley!
- We're sorry!
- Die, you mole!
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- You saved me.
- Yeah, it was nothing.
- What's going on?
Why is Schwoz dressed like the Toddler?
- It's our fault.
- We set up a fake crime so that you would come
and save Riley.
- We thought if you saved her from danger,
she'd be your clinger.
- But then the actual Toddler showed up,
and it just completely ruined the plan.
- Did it?
Looks like she's Schwoz's clinger now.
- Aww, she's already obsessed.
[crash]
- [pants] I think we're done here.
[upbeat music]
[all speaking at once]
- It's funny because the word "wiener" is socially taboo.
- Oh, hey, look who's back.
- Hey, there he is. - How was Jamaica?
- Ugh, the worst.
I had to stay at this luxury resort
all by myself.
[all speaking at once] - How is that a punishment?
That's actually amazing. I wish I could go to Jamaica.
Instead, I have to do-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, where's all my stuff?
- Oh, this greasy guy down in the basement said
you wanted me to let him out and all this stuff was his.
[tense music]
- Grady!
- His name is actually Kevin, sir.
- Kevin!
[upbeat music]
And remember, when you fight like a man,
there are no rules.
So feel free to throw some sand in his face
or lick your finger and stick it in his ear.
The wetter, the better.
- Zow!
That's good advice.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay ♪
♪ I'm okay! ♪
♪ Danger ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ ♪
♪ Danger! One, two, three, Force! ♪