1 00:00:08,310 --> 00:00:10,482 [ music ] 2 00:00:10,482 --> 00:00:11,758 - Oh sweet. Here we go. 3 00:00:11,758 --> 00:00:13,310 Bose! Come on back with that popcorn! 4 00:00:13,310 --> 00:00:14,931 It's almost back on! 5 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:18,551 TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome bark to The Dog Bachelor. 6 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:19,965 - I've been waiting for this all year, man. 7 00:00:19,965 --> 00:00:21,551 I blew off my Aunt's funeral for this. 8 00:00:21,551 --> 00:00:24,344 - Oh wow, worth it. - Get off me! 9 00:00:24,344 --> 00:00:26,862 - I love The Dog Bachelor. - It's such a good show. 10 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:29,034 - You know, you can't stream a show this good. 11 00:00:29,034 --> 00:00:30,517 You gotta have cable. 12 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:32,655 - Facts, my guy. Cable is the best. 13 00:00:32,655 --> 00:00:34,482 TV ANNOUNCER: Ruffles will pick which female dog 14 00:00:34,482 --> 00:00:37,068 he's going to take with him to the dog house. 15 00:00:37,068 --> 00:00:39,724 - It's gonna be my girl Martha. - Pfft. Wrong! 16 00:00:39,724 --> 00:00:42,206 - I've known it was gonna be Martha ever since she won 17 00:00:42,206 --> 00:00:43,827 the First Impression Bone. 18 00:00:43,827 --> 00:00:45,000 TV ANNOUNCER: Here comes Ruffles... 19 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,275 - Come on! Pick Pepper! 20 00:00:46,275 --> 00:00:48,862 - Team Charlene for life! - Boogie! 21 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:52,310 TV ANNOUNCER: And the golden bone goes to...M-- 22 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:54,310 - What? - Ahhhhh! 23 00:00:54,310 --> 00:00:56,000 - Oh, come on! 24 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,000 Oh, you gotta be kidding me! 25 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,448 - He was gonna say Martha! 26 00:00:58,448 --> 00:01:01,379 - No! He was gonna say "mmmm'girl Boogie!" 27 00:01:01,379 --> 00:01:03,724 - No he wasn't! I... had a vision. 28 00:01:03,724 --> 00:01:04,827 - You're lying. 29 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:06,724 We all know it's gonna be Charlene! 30 00:01:06,724 --> 00:01:08,241 - I'm not lying! 31 00:01:08,241 --> 00:01:11,034 My eyes turned yellow, I saw the future, and everything. 32 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:13,965 He was gonna say "Martha." - Ray can you fix it? 33 00:01:13,965 --> 00:01:16,965 - Yeah, I just gotta get my special TV fixin' tool. 34 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:18,241 There she is. 35 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:21,310 Fix! Come on, you stupid TV! 36 00:01:21,310 --> 00:01:23,103 Why aren't you fixed yet?! 37 00:01:23,103 --> 00:01:25,448 Gah! I'm so mad, I could smash something. 38 00:01:25,448 --> 00:01:27,068 - Well don't smash the TV. 39 00:01:27,068 --> 00:01:30,241 - Yeah, you're right. This calls for the vase. 40 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:34,723 - What vase? - Stupid TV. Piece of junk. 41 00:01:34,723 --> 00:01:36,517 VIDEO RAY: Oh. Hello. 42 00:01:36,517 --> 00:01:38,033 VIDEO RAY: If you're seeing this video, 43 00:01:38,033 --> 00:01:41,448 I'm quite angry and probably mumbling to myself 44 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:44,275 as I open the case that contains my smashin' vase. 45 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:47,310 - Let's bundle your phone and Internet, that's a good idea! 46 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:48,517 VIDEO RAY: You're probably asking yourself, 47 00:01:48,517 --> 00:01:50,517 "Self, what is a smashin' vase?" 48 00:01:50,517 --> 00:01:52,862 Well, it's a vase that I plan to smash 49 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:55,482 only when I've reached my angriest moment. 50 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,551 - Cinemax Jr. and from a landline-- 51 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:02,551 Do you think I'm angry enough to smash that vase? 52 00:02:02,551 --> 00:02:05,000 VIDEO RAY: That's up to you to decide. Good luck! 53 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,103 - Yaaaahhhhhh! 54 00:02:06,103 --> 00:02:08,620 - Wait wait wait wait! 55 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:13,620 I think I know what the problem is. Look. 56 00:02:13,620 --> 00:02:16,793 - Bose, you actually figured something out! 57 00:02:16,793 --> 00:02:18,862 I think you're getting smarter and as I say that 58 00:02:18,862 --> 00:02:20,206 I notice you're wearing your socks 59 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:21,827 on the outside of your shoes. 60 00:02:21,827 --> 00:02:24,931 - I love these socks. I love lookin' at these socks. 61 00:02:24,931 --> 00:02:27,793 Not gonna apologize. 62 00:02:27,793 --> 00:02:30,000 Been slippin' a lot though. 63 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,689 - Mika! Mika! 64 00:02:32,689 --> 00:02:34,103 - I don't think she can hear you, dude. 65 00:02:34,103 --> 00:02:35,379 There's a door and-- - Of course she can. 66 00:02:35,379 --> 00:02:37,310 MIKA! 67 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:39,103 MIKA! 68 00:02:39,103 --> 00:02:41,172 RAY: MIKA AND SCHWOZ! 69 00:02:41,172 --> 00:02:43,586 - Face South! No, North! 70 00:02:43,586 --> 00:02:46,310 And stand on one leg! 71 00:02:46,310 --> 00:02:47,655 - Ah! This thing is hurting my neck. 72 00:02:47,655 --> 00:02:50,000 - That means it's working! 73 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,413 - What are you guys doing?! We were watching Dog Bachelor! 74 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:54,206 - Oh. Who did Ruffles pick?! Was it Martha? 75 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:55,482 - Probably! 76 00:02:55,482 --> 00:02:57,206 - We don't know because whatever this is 77 00:02:57,206 --> 00:02:58,344 made the cable go out. 78 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,000 - Yeah, just go smash your vase. 79 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,620 - We're listening for aliens! - Wait, for real? 80 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:03,758 - Like in TV? - Are they out there?! 81 00:03:03,758 --> 00:03:05,344 - If they are, I wanna find 'em! 82 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:07,344 Maybe they're super intelligent and they can teach us 83 00:03:07,344 --> 00:03:08,931 all about their alien technology. 84 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:11,034 - Finding super-intelligent life somewhere else in the universe 85 00:03:11,034 --> 00:03:14,103 is not more important than the season finale of Dog Bachelor. 86 00:03:14,103 --> 00:03:16,379 - Agreed! There is nothing more important 87 00:03:16,379 --> 00:03:18,241 than dogs finding love on cable! 88 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:21,137 - Well tough puppies because we're trying to talk to aliens. 89 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:22,620 - No, no, no, no. We are not trying 90 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,758 to communicate with aliens! 91 00:03:23,758 --> 00:03:25,689 - Hey hey hey hey! Ow! - Hey! 92 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:27,896 - Because if they are out there and we go talkin' to 'em, 93 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:30,172 they're gonna find out where we are, come to Earth 94 00:03:30,172 --> 00:03:32,034 and gonna try to destroy us! 95 00:03:32,034 --> 00:03:33,413 - Hey! Off! - Ahhh! 96 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,034 - I'm sorry... Did you just imply 97 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,896 that there's something out there that could destroy me? 98 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:39,793 - Nothin' can take out the big dog! 99 00:03:39,793 --> 00:03:40,965 [ barks ] 100 00:03:40,965 --> 00:03:42,724 - Absolutely adore you this week. 101 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:44,655 And you're right, there is nothing that can kill me. 102 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:46,655 - It's a big universe out there, Ray. 103 00:03:46,655 --> 00:03:49,275 There's something that can kill everything. 104 00:03:49,275 --> 00:03:51,448 - Yeah. And it's me. 105 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:54,103 - Yeahhhhh boiiiii! 106 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,655 - Heed my words people! 107 00:03:55,655 --> 00:03:59,172 Do not try to contact aliens! - Relax, Miles. 108 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:02,034 We're not sending out any signals to aliens. 109 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,793 Just listening for them. 110 00:04:03,793 --> 00:04:07,310 - Well, good. Apologies for my outburst. 111 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:08,482 - Thank you. 112 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,655 - I mean... we could talk to them. 113 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:11,793 - Noooooo. RAY: We could? 114 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,655 - I mean, I do have an optical, 115 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,724 hypersonic microphone right here. 116 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,344 - No! Please don't say anything. 117 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:21,274 - What up, alien gunches! 118 00:04:21,274 --> 00:04:23,103 - WE'RE GONNA DIE! 119 00:04:23,103 --> 00:04:24,517 - Tell 'em what's up. 120 00:04:24,517 --> 00:04:27,448 - This is Ray Manchester, from the planet Earth. 121 00:04:27,448 --> 00:04:29,724 - Third rock from the sun, baby! 122 00:04:29,724 --> 00:04:31,724 - If there's any aliens out there that wanna get 123 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:34,482 a mouth full of fist, or a butt full of boot, 124 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,620 why don't you come on down here? 125 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:39,275 - Come get this smoke! 126 00:04:39,275 --> 00:04:40,827 - I'll be waiting for ya'. 127 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:43,241 - I really don't think that was a good idea. 128 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,655 - Have you ever tried not thinking? Works for me. 129 00:04:46,655 --> 00:04:48,758 - And now simply to drop the mic. 130 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:50,379 - Oh, hey. No no no no! - Hey! 131 00:04:50,379 --> 00:04:52,448 [ high-pitched feedback ] 132 00:04:52,448 --> 00:04:54,000 - He was just kidding, aliens! 133 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,413 He doesn't really want to fight any-- 134 00:04:55,413 --> 00:04:58,034 Ow! 135 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,448 He broke the mic. 136 00:04:59,448 --> 00:05:01,413 - Dangzies Ray! 137 00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:02,758 That's what your vase is for! 138 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:05,517 - You knew this was gonna happen Schwoz! 139 00:05:10,034 --> 00:05:12,931 - It all just kinda happened. 140 00:05:12,931 --> 00:05:15,482 [ kids all talking at once ] 141 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,620 - Stop talking! 142 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:19,551 ♪ Danger 143 00:05:19,551 --> 00:05:20,758 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 144 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:22,241 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 145 00:05:22,241 --> 00:05:25,517 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 146 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:26,551 ♪ Danger! 147 00:05:26,551 --> 00:05:28,551 ♪ One two three Force! 148 00:05:28,551 --> 00:05:30,310 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 149 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:33,241 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 150 00:05:36,517 --> 00:05:38,103 [ music ] 151 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:40,896 - Okay, okay, read the comments to me again. 152 00:05:40,896 --> 00:05:42,379 - Why would you want to hear mean things 153 00:05:42,379 --> 00:05:43,724 people say about you on the Internet? 154 00:05:43,724 --> 00:05:45,413 - I don't want to hear them, Miles. 155 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,379 That's why I'm having Chapa track the commenters down. 156 00:05:47,379 --> 00:05:48,896 So I can find them and punch them. 157 00:05:48,896 --> 00:05:50,448 Right in their stupid hands. So they can't type 158 00:05:50,448 --> 00:05:52,689 mean things anymore. Read. 159 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:56,000 - "Captain Man looks great for his age." 160 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,206 - Mm-hmm. Okay. 161 00:05:57,206 --> 00:06:00,000 And where does this garbage person live? 162 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:03,310 - Two five one nine-- 163 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,310 - I seek Ray. 164 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:06,965 - That's an alien! 165 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:10,206 - I am Glerp from The Zormicon Sector of The Rydek Galaxy. 166 00:06:10,206 --> 00:06:12,068 - It's here to kill us! 167 00:06:12,068 --> 00:06:13,655 - I am here to answer the challenge 168 00:06:13,655 --> 00:06:16,103 of the one who calls himself... Ray. 169 00:06:16,103 --> 00:06:17,931 - I told you not to say anything! 170 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:20,827 - Relax... - Are you Ray? 171 00:06:20,827 --> 00:06:23,172 - No! Me? N-- Uhhh! 172 00:06:25,931 --> 00:06:28,620 He's... Ray. 173 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,103 - I hope you are familiar with dust, 174 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:33,689 because that is what I am going to turn you into. 175 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:35,551 - Okay, Smurfette. 176 00:06:35,551 --> 00:06:39,482 - Ooooh, girl, you gonna get it. 177 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,137 - You're pretty good at kickin' kids. 178 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:47,482 But I'd like to see you try that on someone a little big-- 179 00:06:47,482 --> 00:06:48,862 I... need... a weapon. 180 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:50,482 - I thought you were indestructible. 181 00:06:50,482 --> 00:06:52,689 - Still hurts... a lot. 182 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:53,931 - Get up, big dog! 183 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:56,103 You got two weapons right here. 184 00:06:56,103 --> 00:06:58,482 - I appreciate... your support... but-- 185 00:06:58,482 --> 00:07:00,103 Please... 186 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:02,000 Open... 187 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,172 The... 188 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,517 Weap-- 189 00:07:04,517 --> 00:07:07,482 Ons... 190 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:09,896 - What Ray?! Weapons what?! 191 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,827 - I think he was gonna say the weapons wall. 192 00:07:11,827 --> 00:07:13,689 - Okay, yeah! 193 00:07:13,689 --> 00:07:18,482 - So after the senate ratifies it, then it becomes a law? 194 00:07:18,482 --> 00:07:25,448 ♪ You're the one for me 195 00:07:25,448 --> 00:07:27,931 ♪ 'Cause I like like you 196 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:32,965 - Oh my god is that an alien?! 197 00:07:32,965 --> 00:07:34,896 - Yeah, she came here to kill Ray. 198 00:07:34,896 --> 00:07:36,241 - She's gonna have to try a little harder, 199 00:07:36,241 --> 00:07:39,586 'cuz my boy is just gettin' started. 200 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:42,310 - I could use a strong glass of water. 201 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,793 MIKA: You have to tell me everything! 202 00:07:43,793 --> 00:07:44,931 What do you subsist on? 203 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,172 Oh, are you carbon based? 204 00:07:46,172 --> 00:07:48,137 Does your planet have Dog Bachelor? 205 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:50,793 - What is your name? - I'm Bose. 206 00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:52,172 - Ha. That's funny. 207 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,241 On my planet that is a speaker company. 208 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,965 I am called Glerp and I like you. 209 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:59,758 - Oh my god you're exactly what I've always wanted. 210 00:07:59,758 --> 00:08:01,793 Someone who likes me. 211 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:03,379 - I desire to gribble you. 212 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:06,689 - I don't know what that word means, but grib away. 213 00:08:06,689 --> 00:08:08,137 - Mmmmmm, a little too fast... 214 00:08:08,137 --> 00:08:09,896 - That doesn't sound like it's allowed. 215 00:08:09,896 --> 00:08:12,275 - Aw, that's actually sweet. - Really gross. 216 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:14,689 - Yeah. Whooo-whooo! 217 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:16,137 - Now you're cheering her on? 218 00:08:16,137 --> 00:08:19,896 - Hey. Love is love. Whooo-whooo! 219 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:21,655 - The woo-woo kid is making me uncomfortable. 220 00:08:21,655 --> 00:08:24,551 Is there somewhere more quiet and private we can go? 221 00:08:24,551 --> 00:08:27,793 - I know a crowded soup store where they blast hip hop. 222 00:08:27,793 --> 00:08:30,137 - Perfect. I just need to thicken my goop. 223 00:08:30,137 --> 00:08:31,931 - I should probably do the same. 224 00:08:31,931 --> 00:08:36,448 - The only goop you're gonna be thickening is my fist. 225 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:39,068 Ahhh! Ahhhhhhhh! 226 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:42,000 [ high-pitched screaming ] 227 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,862 Somebody help me up! 228 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,103 - Let's go, Bosey. 229 00:08:50,103 --> 00:08:52,172 I will thicken my goop on the way. 230 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:55,000 - What? No! Bose, you can't go out in public with an alien. 231 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,827 - Yeah, people will freak out. 232 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,275 - I'll just give her a hat and say she's Canadian. 233 00:08:59,275 --> 00:09:00,793 - Oh, that's actually a really smart idea. 234 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:04,827 - Yeah. You are-- smart moments today. 235 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:07,517 - Ah. Ah. 236 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:08,689 - This is fun. 237 00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:12,758 Down the tubes! 238 00:09:12,758 --> 00:09:14,827 - Oh, you're supposed to go down! 239 00:09:14,827 --> 00:09:17,068 - Oh! Okay. 240 00:09:19,758 --> 00:09:21,206 - Did an alien just come to Earth, 241 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:23,241 tie Ray's arms in a pretzel, 242 00:09:23,241 --> 00:09:25,931 gribble Bose and now they're on a date? 243 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:27,448 - She also kicked you in the chest. 244 00:09:27,448 --> 00:09:29,931 - I'm still having trouble breathing. 245 00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:31,413 - Maybe someone should go to Hip Hop Purée 246 00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:33,068 and keep an eye on Bose and as I say that 247 00:09:33,068 --> 00:09:35,689 I know it's gonna be me byeeeee. 248 00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:43,310 - Hey, champ. As your hype-man, I, I, just have one note 249 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:46,000 and it's so minor, it would just be 250 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:51,206 to stop letting little aliens beat you up. 251 00:09:51,206 --> 00:09:53,896 Yeah! 252 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:56,000 [ music ] 253 00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:01,551 - So do they speak American on your planet, too? 254 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:04,758 - Nooo... but I learned English by watching episodes of Friends 255 00:10:04,758 --> 00:10:06,310 while traveling to your planet. 256 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:09,241 - That is so smart! - I know, right! 257 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:12,448 Could I be speaking English any better? 258 00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:14,275 - Okay, here's your fajita purée... 259 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:16,482 and there's your Fettuccini Alfredo. 260 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,137 - Thank you. 261 00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:25,034 - Mmmm... that hits both my stomachs. 262 00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:26,482 - She's Canadian. 263 00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:28,862 - Get ooot! So am I. 264 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,068 Where you from, eh? 265 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:35,655 - She's from Hockeytown. Where are you from? 266 00:10:35,655 --> 00:10:37,517 - Fine! You got me! 267 00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:40,206 I'm not Canadian at all! 268 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,000 [ cries ] Okay? 269 00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:46,206 - Want to hear a space joke? - Always. 270 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:48,931 - Okay. So two space chickens are space fighting 271 00:10:48,931 --> 00:10:51,896 over a space pickle... - Preparing to love this. 272 00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:58,724 - and then the space farmer says, 273 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,965 "Take my protons... PLEASE!" 274 00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,034 [ laughs ] 275 00:11:03,034 --> 00:11:05,206 - I don't get that at all. 276 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,896 But I really want to gribble with you again 277 00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:08,068 so I'm gonna laugh. 278 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,344 - Well bring it in, cutie. 279 00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:14,379 [ music ] 280 00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:20,827 - Can you get me some dihydrogen monoxide? 281 00:11:20,827 --> 00:11:23,137 - Yeah we don't have that on Earth. 282 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,827 But I'll get you some water. 283 00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:28,379 Good ol' HTwo-Ohhhhh! 284 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:29,482 [ groans ] 285 00:11:29,482 --> 00:11:30,655 - Are you in pain? 286 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,758 - Ah, my back's just acting up. 287 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:35,655 Probably gonna rain later. 288 00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:36,724 [ suspenseful music ] 289 00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,793 [ gasps ] 290 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,034 - I know why you are here. - What? Hmmm? 291 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:45,586 Hi. Me? Hi. Oh, who? 292 00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:46,896 Were you here? I didn't even know you were here. 293 00:11:46,896 --> 00:11:48,689 I was just sitting. 294 00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,310 Just... havin' a sit. 295 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:54,068 - You are spying on us because you are in love with Bose. 296 00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:56,068 - What? No, no, no... that's not a thing. 297 00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:58,275 - Then why are you here? 298 00:11:58,275 --> 00:12:00,206 - Okay, I was spying on you to make sure 299 00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:01,620 you don't kick him in the chest 300 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,068 like you did with my brother and my boss. 301 00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:04,586 - Okay, your boss was asking for it. 302 00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:06,862 Like, he literally sent a message to whole universe 303 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:07,862 asking for a fight. 304 00:12:07,862 --> 00:12:09,103 - For sure, for sure. 305 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,448 But I also want to learn from you. 306 00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:13,931 I have so many questions! - I am on a date. 307 00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:15,517 You've got fifteen seconds. 308 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,827 - How'd you get here? - Wormholes. 309 00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:18,034 - What do you eat? - Worms. 310 00:12:18,034 --> 00:12:19,655 - Where do you get them? - Wormholes. 311 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,344 - Are there any other forms of intelligent life? 312 00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,275 - Life? Yes. Intelligent? No. 313 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,620 You get one more. Make it good. 314 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,413 - Earth has a lot of problems. 315 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,034 Climate change, poverty, we have so much trash 316 00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:31,448 we don't even know what to do with... 317 00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:32,758 What else? 318 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:34,413 Ooh, our phone batteries don't last long enough, 319 00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:36,000 Frittle dust stains your fingers, 320 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,482 and every reality show is just people doing 321 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:40,000 whatever with masks on. 322 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,793 - Here is the solution to your trash problem. 323 00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,862 For the Frittle problem, use chopsticks. 324 00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:46,724 Now please leave us alone. 325 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:50,103 - Chopsticks. Of course! 326 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,206 - Where is my water? 327 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:52,793 - The line was too long. 328 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:55,620 Plus we better rock and roll if we wanna beat traffic. 329 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:57,034 - Where are we going? 330 00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:58,620 - Back to the Man's Nest to watch Sixty Minutes. 331 00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:02,310 Tonight's episode is about Jimmy Buffet. Come on. 332 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,034 - Bose doesn't watch Sixty Minutes. 333 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,965 And why does he have a goatee? 334 00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:11,068 - How should I know? I'm from Canada. 335 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,137 - Oh, really? What part? 336 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:13,482 - Fine, you got me! 337 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:17,275 I'm not from Canada alright?! 338 00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:20,689 This book doesn't work. - Okay. 339 00:13:20,689 --> 00:13:25,206 - I am never reading again. 340 00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:29,379 Read a book of lies! 341 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:32,034 [ music ] 342 00:13:32,034 --> 00:13:35,551 - And then Bose came back to the table and he had a goatee... 343 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:37,206 - Wow that's crazy, hey, I'm gonna move you 344 00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:41,241 a little bit to your right. - Uh... okay. 345 00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:43,448 Oh, and then he said 346 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,137 "tonight's Sixty Minutes is about Jimmy Bucket." 347 00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:47,620 - Who's Jimmy Bucket? 348 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:49,379 RAY: Jimmy Buffet! He sings songs for old people 349 00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:51,758 about cheeseburgers and breakin' your flip-flops! 350 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:53,000 - Is Ray in that box? 351 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,275 CHAPA: No! - Chapa?! 352 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:55,482 Are you in there too?! 353 00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:57,413 CHAPA: Stop asking about the box! 354 00:13:57,413 --> 00:14:02,482 - Okay, to everyone who may or may not be in the box, 355 00:14:02,482 --> 00:14:05,344 I think Glerp is doing something to Bose! 356 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,275 - You're just jealous because you're in love with Bose. 357 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:08,965 RAY: Right?! CHAPA: Nailed it! 358 00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,724 - I am not in love with Bose! Why does everyone think that?! 359 00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:14,068 - I don't know. Maybe because you're always spyin' on him 360 00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:16,000 when he's on dates with aliens. 361 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,586 - That's only happened once! 362 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:19,344 - That's always. 363 00:14:19,344 --> 00:14:22,655 - The only reason I went is because that Glerp girl is scary 364 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:27,000 and she's manipulative and she's heyyyyyy girl! 365 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,758 - Hey girl. 366 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:30,241 - You look great. 367 00:14:30,241 --> 00:14:33,103 Did you get your haaaii-ead done? 368 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,586 - My head is the same. 369 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:38,068 - And I love it! Where's Bose? 370 00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:39,413 - We were walking home and he got tired 371 00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,275 so he sat down on a bench to rest. 372 00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:43,586 He quickly fell asleep with his mouth open. 373 00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:46,896 - [ laughs ] Yo that's crazy! That's a great story! 374 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:50,068 I'm gonna move you over here. 375 00:14:50,068 --> 00:14:52,517 - So is Bose still sleeping on the bench? 376 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,862 - No, he went to get the paper and then he was going to-- 377 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:57,655 - Hey! Lemme ask you a real quick question, Glerp: 378 00:14:57,655 --> 00:15:01,517 have you ever been to TALLAHASSEE? 379 00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:06,068 - Supplies! - Die, alien! 380 00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:08,137 [ gasps ] 381 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:10,413 - Whoa! Her teeth are magnetic?! 382 00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:13,448 Ahhhhh!! 383 00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:16,689 There are other chests in the room you can kick! 384 00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:20,517 - Okay, Glerp, the only thing you're gonna be stapling is my fist! 385 00:15:30,206 --> 00:15:31,724 You didn't let me finish. 386 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,344 I was gonna say "the only thing you'll be stapling 387 00:15:33,344 --> 00:15:36,206 is my fist, and the rest of my body and Chapa's." 388 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,793 So, so I was right. - Yeah. 389 00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:41,275 - Look, I know the reason you're all trying to kill me 390 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:44,034 is because you're all in love with Bose. 391 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,620 - Noooo! - That's ridiculous! 392 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:46,862 - That's just Mika! 393 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,896 - I am not in love with Bose! 394 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,379 [ snickers ] 395 00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:51,758 - I'm just worried about him. 396 00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:53,482 - Bose is as healthy as a Gorlack snake 397 00:15:53,482 --> 00:15:55,413 that just ate it's own skin. 398 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,000 - What? 399 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,413 - He's fine. 400 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:02,827 BOSE: Sorry I'm late. 401 00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,241 It's cold in here. 402 00:16:04,241 --> 00:16:05,724 [ everyone gasps ] 403 00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:08,241 - Yeah yeah, I got gunk on the corners of my mouth. 404 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:09,896 And I ain't cleaning it! 405 00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:12,241 [ music ] 406 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,896 [ music ] 407 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:22,068 - There should be more movies about World War Two... 408 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,000 - What? Why's his face so wrinkly? 409 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,172 - Yeah, it looks an elephant's butt. 410 00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:27,379 - This is what I was talking about -- 411 00:16:27,379 --> 00:16:29,931 something is making Bose age really fast. 412 00:16:29,931 --> 00:16:31,310 - So he's turning old? 413 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,068 - Ewwwwww get away, get away, get away! 414 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,655 - What's that? 415 00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:36,448 - Ahhhhh don't touch me I don't want to catch old! 416 00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:39,689 - Come here, Bosey... 417 00:16:39,689 --> 00:16:43,344 You are just as beautiful as the first day I saw you. 418 00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:44,896 - That was today. 419 00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:47,827 - Mika, don't be jealous. - I'm not jealous! 420 00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:50,931 - Well you're tracking their relationship pretty closely. 421 00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:53,137 - I'm trying to save his life! 422 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,689 - You're trying to shave my wife? 423 00:16:56,689 --> 00:16:57,724 - Ohhhhh. 424 00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,413 - My chompers! 425 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:00,655 [ cracking bone sounds ] 426 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:04,413 Oh! - Bose, was that your back? 427 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:05,862 - Mhm hmm, it's broken. 428 00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:07,619 - He's getting older by the second! 429 00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:11,172 - Time to spread some false information on FakeBook... 430 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:15,689 - Ew gross ew gross ew gross... 431 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,896 I swear to god if I catch one year from you... 432 00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,862 - You can't "catch old" from someone. 433 00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,896 -Yeah, then how'd he get like that?! 434 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,964 - Can you just take him to a Jimmy Buffet concert or something? 435 00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:26,241 - Sure. C'mon, Pop-Pop. 436 00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,000 - Annnnd post. 437 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,344 I mean where does it end?! 438 00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:32,344 They gonna cancel baseball and apple pie? 439 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,931 MILES: Let's go, Bose. 440 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,965 - Noooo! Why did you send my love to a concert 441 00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,379 for dads who wear shorts? 442 00:17:39,379 --> 00:17:41,827 - Because you're sucking the life out of him! 443 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,379 - Can someone get me down? 444 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,379 - Glerp, I think you're making Bose age really fast. 445 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:53,620 That's why his skin is so wrinkly 446 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:54,931 and his hair is falling out. 447 00:17:54,931 --> 00:17:56,275 - Ehhhh! 448 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,310 - So? Eventually he will shed that wrinkly skin, 449 00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,551 eat it, and then be reborn. 450 00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:03,482 - Yeah, that's not how it works with humans. 451 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:07,137 - Glerp, if you keep loving him, Bose will die. 452 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,551 [ Glerp cries ] 453 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:11,206 MIKA: Oh, it's okay, it's okay... 454 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,379 - But I love him so much... 455 00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:15,068 - I know... we all do... 456 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:17,310 - Some of us more than others. - Yeah. Right? 457 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:20,655 MIKA: You'll be fine. There are plenty of other guys in the galaxy. 458 00:18:20,655 --> 00:18:22,103 Until you're my age, then every other guy 459 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:25,310 is either married or living with his parents. 460 00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:27,793 - [ gasps ] Ahhhh!!! Mika's old now! 461 00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:30,034 The alien gave her the olds -- run! 462 00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,862 - Stop! You are not going to catch old! 463 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:34,586 - Yeah, you're dang right I'm not! 464 00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:36,310 - At least not from us. 465 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,448 But there's obviously something about Glerp's big feelings 466 00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:40,241 that makes humans age really quickly! 467 00:18:40,241 --> 00:18:43,310 Her head starts to glow and then whoever is touching her gets old! 468 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:49,586 - You gotta let Bose go. - But I don't want to. 469 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:51,965 - You have to let him go. - Noooooooo! 470 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,206 - You gotta let him go-- 471 00:18:53,206 --> 00:18:54,896 - AHHHHHHHHHHH! 472 00:18:54,896 --> 00:18:57,275 - No, no, not-- 473 00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,724 My smashin' vase! 474 00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:01,172 I was going to smash that! Gah! 475 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:04,551 I am so angry I could just -- where's my smashin' vase?! 476 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:06,310 - Glerp just smashed it. 477 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,551 - GAAAAHHHHHHH!! 478 00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:10,241 - Whoa! - Whoa! 479 00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:13,482 - Get up, Ray! 480 00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:20,137 - Glerp, [ super-screams ] stop! 481 00:19:20,137 --> 00:19:21,137 This isn't helping! 482 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,206 - Actually, I think it is. 483 00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:24,310 - Ha! 484 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,310 [ Ray groans ] 485 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,793 - How is this helping?! 486 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:28,655 - She's mad that she has to leave Bose, 487 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,724 so she's taking her anger out on Ray. 488 00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:34,724 Trust me, I speak fluent anger. 489 00:19:34,724 --> 00:19:36,413 Yo, hey! 490 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,655 Gimme a sec. 491 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:42,000 - Whoa. - Hey, buddy, buddy. 492 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,586 I love being your hype man, and I want you to know 493 00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:46,551 that over the next few hours you're gonna make 494 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,931 a great punching bag for an angry alien. 495 00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:51,517 - Never! I will end her! 496 00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:53,551 - Yeah yeah but she needs to let her anger out 497 00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:56,517 so she can leave Bose and go back to her planet. 498 00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:58,241 - She smashed m'vase! 499 00:19:58,241 --> 00:19:59,724 - Look at me. - Sure. 500 00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,758 - Look at me. - Sure. 501 00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,793 - You are the smashin' vase now. 502 00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:06,551 - I am beautiful... yet fragile. 503 00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:08,068 - You're actually indestructible. 504 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,310 - And beautiful. - Sure. 505 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,344 Now get up there and take a beating. 506 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:16,344 For Bose. 507 00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:18,965 - Hey Glerp! 508 00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:21,034 Ding. Ding. 509 00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,517 - What does that mean? 510 00:20:22,517 --> 00:20:26,310 - It means my body is yours for punchin'. 511 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:30,034 - Okay. But from now on I'm going to stop holding back. 512 00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:32,448 - You've been holding back?! 513 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,517 [ screams ] 514 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,448 - You got this. 515 00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:43,206 - How long do you think she's gonna beat on him? 516 00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:45,517 - I dunno. Cuppa hours. 517 00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:47,413 Maybe cuppa months. 518 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,413 - [ laughs ] You have such a pretty smile! 519 00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:50,655 You should smiled m-- 520 00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:53,137 No no no anger is a good look, too. 521 00:20:53,137 --> 00:20:56,068 And look! Ray's getting beaten up by an alien! 522 00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:58,827 RAY: She's twisting my arms into a pretzel again! 523 00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:01,517 Ah! Ahh-ahhh! 524 00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:03,310 [ music ] 525 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:05,137 - I will miss you. 526 00:21:05,137 --> 00:21:06,724 I'm sorry I have to leave 527 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:11,896 but if I stay the universe will soon be without a Bose. 528 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,310 And that is a universe I want no part of. 529 00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:24,758 - I'm gonna miss you too, Glerp. 530 00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:29,206 - Alright, get in here, gramps! 531 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,379 - I'm comin'. 532 00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:35,655 - Don't you touch me. 533 00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:43,103 [ music ] 534 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:44,206 - What's that? 535 00:21:44,206 --> 00:21:45,793 - Don't ask questions! 536 00:21:45,793 --> 00:21:47,310 - It's Ray's machine that makes you younger 537 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:48,862 when you walk backwards on it. 538 00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:50,965 - It could be anybody's machine! And I said no questions! 539 00:21:50,965 --> 00:21:53,862 - It's Ray's machine and it worked great on me. 540 00:21:53,862 --> 00:21:57,068 - Bose! Just get on the treadmill and walk backwards! 541 00:21:57,068 --> 00:22:01,551 - I'm sorry I just gotta ask, how old are you? 542 00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:02,655 - I said no more questions! 543 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,896 - Dah-dah-dah! No! 544 00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,551 - Oh my god! The Toddler! - Dangit! 545 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:13,517 [ music ] 546 00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:15,758 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 547 00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:18,517 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 548 00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,965 ♪ I'm okay 549 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,241 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 550 00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:27,241 ♪ Danger 551 00:22:27,241 --> 00:22:28,482 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 552 00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:29,931 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 553 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:33,241 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 554 00:22:33,241 --> 00:22:34,241 ♪ Danger! 555 00:22:34,241 --> 00:22:35,827 ♪ One two three Force!