[ music ]
- I am thirty seconds away from saving us!
- I hate you, Schwoz!
[ tube alert ]
- Bills... bills...
- What is this thing doing to me?
- fan mail... ooh, from a mom, gonna save that one.
- No, save us! - What are you doing?
- It was Schwoz's turn to make dinner
and he accidentally science-ed up a giant squid
and when it found out we were going to eat it,
it got real mad and-- - Hang on hang on
I gotta take this... - No, please!
- You got Ray Manchester.
- You got Sharona Shapen -- Swellview City School inspector.
- What do you want, Sharona?
- Well I want a lot of things, but I can't say 'em
because I'm pretty sure there's kids listening.
[ groaning ]
- But what I need from you is a Parents' Night.
- A Parents' Night?
[ Miles screams and groans ]
- Yeah! Every school has a Parents' Night.
Y'know, you bring 'em in, you tell 'em
what you've been teaching their precious lil' miracles,
they smile, and boom -- they can't sue the city.
- Yeah, yeah that sounds great.
Uh, we'll just have a Parents' Night tomorrow night.
[ whispers ] We're not gonna have
a Parents' Night tomorrow night.
- Did you just cover the phone
and mouth that you're not having a Parents' Night?
- No... [ whispers ] Help me!
[ in unison ] - Help us!
- I'm on the phone! - Help!
- I'm gonna need proof that you actually had
this Parents' Night.
[ Miles screams ]
- You need to send me a picture
of the kids and their parents in the school.
And somebody better be holding up a copy
of that day's newspaper so I know you're not fakin' it.
And if I don't get that picture by tomorrow night...
- I'm shuttin' it down! [ mouths "shuttin' it down" ]
- Yeah, we'll just have the Parents' Night.
Byeeeeee. Alright, we got a big problem.
- Yeah. No kidding! - Schwozzzzzzzz!
- I think the squid ate him!
- Well spit him out!
[ the squid groans ]
- Hey pal, I need you to clone some parents
that look like these kids. - No...
- Oh and someone's gotta go get us a newspaper, too.
- I said no! - And I says yes!
I don't want these kids' real parents pokin' around,
askin' questions, and figurin' out how fake this school is.
Now go on, get clonin'.
- No can do, big dog. - And why not small dog?!
- I am starting a thirty-day science cleanse.
- What?
- Yeah, what?
- Just now, when my dinner was eating me,
I realized that I have been science-ing way too much lately.
- Oh come on... - Noooo!
- So I decided to go a whole month without doing any science.
I need a break.
- This is so typical of you, Schwoz. This is just great.
RAY: You know what, I just gotta do
everything myself aren't I-- per yuuuuge.
- Miles? You good?
MIKA: The squid just grabbed a laser!
- Ah!
- You know what, I'm just gonna photoshop
this stupid picture myself and then it'll be so awesome
we won't even need to do a Parents' Night.
- Guys, I just had a vision.
We're definitely having a Parents' Night.
Also, Ray's P-shop skills are trash.
- Uh, no we're not. And my P-shop skills are primo.
You'll see. Stupid visions.
Tellin' me what I can and cannot do.
Your visions are trash.
Let's see.
Tutorial?
Skiiiiip.
[ music - theme from "Psycho" ]
- Ahhh, looks like SW.A.G.'s havin'
a Parents' Night tomorrow night.
- You're gonna start puttin' some respect on my visions. Hmm.
- C'mon, let's go tell Mom and Dad.
- No! You don't need to do that!
We've got Ray's photoshop!
We're Gucci. - We're not Gucci.
- Even I wouldn't believe that's real.
And I'm the second-dumbest member of Danger Force.
- I'm gonna give you a ride home.
- Thank you... - No -- don't!
- I gotta bounce, too.
- Heyyyyyyy! I've got Miss Shapen's home address...
what if she had an "accident?"
Then all our problems would be solved!
- Okay, I love that.
But the Man Freezer's full of squid now
so I think we gotta just bite the bologna on this one.
- I'll go tell my mom. - Ooooh, your mom?!
Scooch over, I'll tell her with you.
- You said you'd answer that call that came in
about Cavekid going crazy at Hey Foods.
- Yeah, but that was before I heard about Bose's mom.
- Pretty sure I can tell her myself.
- And yet, you won't. Down the tube!
- What's on your mind, bebe girl?
- If I tell you, you promise not to razz me?
I don't really have a family.
When that boy stole my cell phone, I left home
and since I still haven't found it, I...
I just never went back.
- So where do you live?
- I live at Dinnyland.
- [ gasps ] You live in an amusement park?!
- Yes, Schwoz! I wait 'til it closes
and I go under a fence and live in the Spooky Condo ride!
And is it fun? Of course it is.
Do I get to eat all the leftover churros and candy I want?
Until my tummy hurts. Is it amazing to have
an entire amusement park to myself every single night?!
I think that question answers itself!
But I don't have any parents for Parents' Night.
- Does anyone else know?
- No -- and don't tell 'em.
I don't want everyone razzing me about not having parents.
- I don't think any of us would razz you
for not having parents.
- Are you kidding me?
Remember how much we razzed Tiny Ray
for having such a high-pitched voice?
[ laughter ]
- Leave me alone, you guys!
- Hey, does anyone else hear a cartoon mouse?
- Shut up!
- Hold up. Whatever you say, James Van Der Squeak.
- Ha ha ha. So funny.
- I'm laughing because you talk funny!
- Well, I'm outta here!
- Hey, you gonna move from Swellview to Squeak-view?
- Yeah yeah. Maybe I will!
Okay. Come on, babe!
CHEST MONSTER: Get wrecked, Tiny Ray.
Get absolutely wrecked.
- That was not our best moment...
- You sure you can't science up a fake dad for me
by tomorrow night? - I took a Vow of Science.
Absolutely no science for Schwozie for thirty days.
- Then I guess I'm gonna get razzed...
- Hey, what if I hired an amazing actor
who could pretend to be your dad during Parents' Night?
That way, no one would have to know that you don't have parents.
- [ scoffs ] You'd have to find an actor who's willing to do it
on short notice and for no money.
Where are you going to find someone like that?
- Hello, I'm Jake Hart.
I am a recent graduate of Juilliard... dot com
and I'll be reading for the role of "Chapa's Father."
Hello there, Chapa.
You are my daughter.
- It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all talking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell. - I know.
[ music ]
- Schwoz!
Schwoz! Schwoz!
- Oh, Mika?! - Have you seen Schwoz?!
- Do you know how to tie a tie?! - Yes!
Schwoz?!
- Ray?!
Have you seen Ray?! - No! Can you tie a tie?!
- Yes!!! Ray!
- Schwoz! Parents' Night is starting,
I really need to talk to you.
- Can someone please help me tie this tie?!
- Mika knows how. She's probably downstairs.
See ya at Parents' Night. Okay, okay, bye.
- Weeeee! - Okay, little problem here.
- Yeah Parents' Night is about to start
and Ray ran off to Hey Foods to capture Cavekid!
- No, bigger little problem. My parent isn't here yet!
- Relaxies. The actor I hired to play your father
just textied me that he's here.
- [ sighs ] Okay.
Thank god for actors. - Yes.
They're always on time and they never complain about anything.
Okay, now go!
Your fake dad is waiting for you downstairs.
- This guy any good? - He went to Juilliard!
- Oh. Impressive.
- Dot com. - What?!
- Now since I'm all alone...
Maybe just one little science.
Nobody needs to kn--
[ tube alert ]
- Ahhhhhhh!
- Aiiiieeee!
- Hi-yah!
[ tube alert ]
- Where is that little animal?!
- She's right there smashing some science stuff
that I was just holding for a friend.
[ growls ]
- I caught her trying to steal radishes from Hey Foods.
- Radishes!!!
- Hokay, but if you don't send Miss Shapen a picture
of all the kids and their parents tonight--
- Yeah yeah, I know, she's shuttin' us down.
I don't have time to take this one to prison now.
She's your problem. - Mine?!
- Don't worry. She's not gonna smash stuff
as long as she's eating radishes.
- Radishes!!!
- That's why I stole a bunch-- er, bought a bunch of these
from the supermarket.
I'll take her to prison as soon as Parents' Night's over.
- Radishes!!!
- Be careful with her, she's a runner!
[ Cavekid hisses ]
[ music ]
- There she is. Mika fixed my tie!
- Yeah, looks great. Anybody see my dad?
- There's a dude out front talking to himself,
but he looks nothing like you. - That's probably my dad!
Where's your parents?
- Outside, parking my dad's horse.
- Your dad drives a horse?!
- Yeah, he's in this group called the Swellview Saddlers.
- Whatever you do, do NOT ask him about his saddle.
- Did someone say saddle?!
- Ohhh! - Here we go.
- Okay, who said the word "saddle"?
- My goodness is this a nubuck sueded grain leather?
- Finally. A kid who respects a saddle.
- Wow. It's still warm.
[ Mika and Miles in unison ] - Ew!
- Heyyyy! Welcome to Parents' Night!
I'm Headmaster Ray Manchester.
Your kids call me Mister Manchester
but you can just call me Sir.
- Yeah, I'm not doin' that.
[ vocalizing ]
- Umm. - Hello young girl.
I am the father of someone who attends this school.
- Yeah. That's me.
- Then allow me to introduce myself.
I am actor Jake Hart, but you may call me daddy.
- Yeah, I'm not doin' that.
- As soon as I walk through that door, Jake Hart will die.
But from his ashes shall rise Enzo Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva.
- Okay here's some things you might need to know about me.
I don't have a cell phone - No, no, no!
Don't tell me anything else about yourself.
- Why not? - Because I just became
a certified "improv actor." - Oh no.
- They don't just hand these out, you know.
You have to pay four-thousand dollars.
- Okay great, but we hired you to pretend to be my dad
so you're gonna need to know some things about me.
- Uh-uh-uh! This credential means I can
just "improvise" everything or "make it up as I go along."
- No no no no no no--
- The trick is to start almost every sentence
with "Yes, and..." then say the whatever comes to mind,
whether it makes sense or not. - This is a terrible plan.
- Yes, and it's what we're going to do.
RAY: Chapa?! Get in here! - That's my cue!
JAKE: Greetings!
RAY: You're Chapa's dad?
JAKE: Yes, and I love that saddle.
[ music ]
SCIENTIST ON VIDEO: You know what I like the most?
Science-ing...
- Yaaaaaasss.
SCIENTIST: So today we're going to combine
potassium chloride with molybdenum.
- Uh-oh, that's gonna get messy...
SCIENTIST: Let's get this done--
- Radishessss.
[ Cavekid growls ]
- Oh.
- Errrrrr!!!
- Oh crud. Nice Cavekid.
Who's a good cavekid?
[ music ]
- Weeeeee! - That's really your dad?
- Yah!
- Yeah. That's my dad.
- Okay that's enough.
- Yes, and now it's my daughter's turn.
Go on, honey. It's still warm.
- I'm good. And don't call me honey.
- You look really familiar to me.
- Yes, and that's because my daughter and I
were once in a cereal commercial.
- You were?! - No--
- Yes, and we still remember the jingle.
- Do we though?
- Yes, and we'll sing it for you now.
Five, six, seven, eight...
♪ When you're feeling hungry, hungry in your tummy, ♪
♪ reach for a bowl -- a bowl of Yummies! ♪
Yummies! - Yummies!
- I remember that commercial! - You do?
- Okay! What do you say we kick off this Parents' Night
by taking a big ol' picture!
- My parents aren't here yet.
- Alright, well let's just get in position
so that when they do get here, we can snap that sucker.
Alright, let's everybody get together.
You're in the back, Cowboy. - Yeeee-haw!
- He is not what I pictured when I thought of your dad.
- Me, neither. But honestly,
I didn't even think you had parents.
- Yeah! In my mind,
you were this cool kid who lives by herself.
- In an amusement park or something.
- Yesssss!
- But I guess that dude's your dad.
- Kind of a let down...
- Yes, and I'm not just Chapa's dad.
I have ten other children and a jet.
- You have a jet?
- It's a rental. - Oh.
- Ahhhhh!
- AHHHHHHHH!!!
- No no no!
[ screams ]
- I think that was Cavekid.
- She was so cute...
- Yes, and... she's our school mascot.
- Then why did she hit you and run away?
- It's a little game we play --
hey who wants to take a tour, huh!
Yeah, great idea! Okay, you wanna take a tour?
Yeah, what a great idea!
Yeah, tour! Let's go on a little tour of the school. Not you.
Alright, right through this door there's a bunch of cool stuff
that you guys will find super interesting. Alright.
Alright, then.
We got problems.
- When did we get a mascot?
- That's not our mascot, that was Cavekid!
- Has anyone seen Cavekid?
- Yeah! You were supposed to be watching her!
- I ran out of radishes! That's all that happened!
I was not breaking my vow of no science!
Byeeee!
- News alert: Noted radish thief, Cavekid,
on the loose and smashing.
- Kid's faster than she looks. - Yeah.
- We got problems.
- Hey, a video call!
- No, no, no, wait, wait, wait--
- It's seven-oh-six and I ain't got no pics.
What gives over there? - Uhhhhh...
[ banging on the door ]
HERMAN: Hey! Let me out!
Nobody better touch my saddle!
- We got problems.
[ music ]
- Anyone lays a hand on my saddle,
they're gonna feel the Herman paddle!
- You're not gonna paddle anyone.
- Yeah, but when you rhyme
people think you mean business.
- He's rhyming -- sounds like your dad means business.
- It's seven-oh-eight and that pic is late!
- [ gasps ] She means business, too!
- We're working on it! - Well work faster, handsome!
You don't wanna hear my rhyme for seven-twenty.
- Bad-- Wi-Fi--
lagging-- Eeeeeeee!
- I can see everyone else moving!
- Byeeeee! - It's--
- Okay this is gonna sound crazy but do you guys want to
just, like, chuck everything and go to Vegas?
- That Cavekid just made it to Farmer Nate's radish fields.
- Oh good, well that solves that problem!
- Not if you're Farmer Nate.
- Gaaaahhh! - Bose's parents aren't here yet
so maybe he can go and deal with Cavekid.
- Okay, but how am I supposed to get there?
- I'll drop you off. - S'go, S'go, S'go, S'go!
RAY: Much faster.
Come on, come on, come on.
- Let's get rid, of this cavekid.
- Ooooh, okay! Now you mean business.
- Okay, we're here. Let's get this Parents' Night over with.
- Oh, come on!
- Where's Bose?
- Heeeeee's in the bathroom?
- Oh, great. See you in forty-five minutes.
- No, no, no... he went in forty minutes ago.
- Yeah. - Okay.
So what do we got here, a school?
- Yep. - Thought so.
- Look at this. This is a good lookin' saddle.
This yours?
- Nope. It's mine.
Keep your butt away from it.
- I thought you were locked in there.
- Yes, and we found an air duct.
Tight squeeze but we made it work.
- Great -- you're all here! Let's get that picture, huh.
- What picture?
- The one I'm about to take.
- Where's Miles? - Good question.
I think he went to look for you guys
right... through... here...
- Hey, what's up, Ray?
- All the parents are finally here! Hurry up and get back here
so we can take this picture! - Cool cool.
We just gotta wrap a few things up over here.
HOLOGRAM BRAINSTORM: I'm taking a stand, quit biting my hand!
HOLOGRAM CAVEKID: Radishes!
- She doesn't understand rhymes, Bose!
- Just quit screwing around and get back here!
♪ ...reach for a bowl -- a bowl of Yummies! ♪
- Yummies!
- Okay, I am outta here.
- Yeah. Me, too. Let's go, Mika.
- What about Miles? - He'll turn up.
He's been disappearing a lot lately.
- No, no, no! You guys can't leave just yet!
I gotta get a photo with everybody.
- I charge ten bucks per photo. - Fine.
- I charge a hundred. - Me, too.
- Our rate just went up, it's two hundred for the both of us.
- Guess I got a room full of models here.
- Hey, mom. Hey, Vice-Dad.
- Honey, what happened?
- Oh I hurt my leg wherever they told you I was.
- In the bathroom?
- Yeah yeah yeah it gets real slippery in there.
Hey what do you say we take that photo
so none of us have to see each other again!
- Huh? - Amen.
- Get your butts in the picture.
Schwooooz, get down here!
- I was just washing my hair!
- We all know you were science-ing, you make me sick!
Now hurry up and take this photo!
- Okay how about we do a zany one first?
- Just push the button!
- And now simply to push the but--
- Chapa? - Nooo!
- Sorry we're late honey
but you never told us it was Parents' Night.
- Aw, don't call me honey.
- These your real parents? - No?
- Of course we are.
- And we only found out about Parents' Night
because we were snooping through your stuff.
- You were snooping through my stuff?!
- Because we care! - All parents do it!
- That's true. - I do it.
- Not cool! Not cool! Why would you think--
- Alright! You all can have a family therapy session later
but right now we gotta get this picture!
- I'd like to have family therapy now
because this is the tenth time you've pretended we don't exist.
- Your fourth birthday, your fifth birthday--
- Okay, we get it, you can count.
- And you can count. On our love.
- Ew. - Bring it in Da Silvas...
- Noooo! - Wait, wait, wait,
wait a second. If these are your real parents...
then who is this guy?
- Yeah. Some actor you hired to pretend to be your dad?
- Yes and... I do my own stunts byeee!
JAKE: I will no longer be doing my own stunts.
- Okaayyyy he's gone let's get that picture!
- Chapa, what is going on?
- I can explain.
- Great, I would love to hear it.
Right after the picture. Schwoz, push the button.
- Dude, I just had another vision of the lights going out
and all of our knees hurtin'. - Keep 'em to yourself.
Your visions are trash. - You better start putting
some respect on my visions or else I'm gonna really--
ANGELA: Who turned out the lights?!
CAVEKID: Radishhhhessssss.
MILES: Everyone protect your knees!
[ banging sounds ]
RAY: Schwoz, take pics!
[ everyone screaming ]
- Well it's nine-oh-nine and this pic is fine!
- Great. Please leave us alone.
- Looks like it was a wild ride to get it
but all that matters is you're a legitimate school.
For now. - I'm hanging up.
Aw...
To the first, and hopefully last Parents' Night.
- Cheers. - Oh yeah.
- So you gonna tell us why you hired an actor to play your dad?
- Wasn't plannin' on it. - Cool cool...
but real talk though that man jumped out a window.
- Yeah do we know if he's okay?
- He said he did his own stunts but it sure didn't look like it.
- Can we not talk about this? - But why?
- Because I'm embarrassed of my parents!
Okay, they dress like dorks and they're really happy...
- They are really happy. It's kinda cute though.
- You know sometimes happiness skips a generation.
- Yeah, that happens. - That's true.
- I don't want you guys to razz me about 'em.
- Chapa, we're all ashamed of our parents.
- Really? - Yeah dude.
My dad drives a horse.
- My mom still holds my hand when we cross the street.
- My father was an irresponsible scientist.
- So you guys are all ashamed of your parents?
- Yeah. - Could not be more ashamed.
- Super ashamed. - So ashamed.
- So we shouldn't razz on each other about it.
- No, we're a team. We should act like one.
- Mmm-mm. - At least not about family,
everything else is open season. Can we start with Bose's shirt!
- Yeah. - What's with your shirt, dude?
Is it made out of a-- - It's cool.
- Is that your mom's? BOSE: My mom got it for me.
With my dad's money. - Hey, we have a little problem.
I was out science-ing with some friends
and I lost Cavekid again.
- Aww, it's okay.
I'm sure she's on her way back to Cavetown
and we've probably seen the last of her--
- Yeah.
CAVEKID: Radishessssss....
[ everyone screams ]
♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!