1 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:10,482 [ music ] 2 00:00:10,482 --> 00:00:14,586 - I am thirty seconds away from saving us! 3 00:00:14,586 --> 00:00:15,965 - I hate you, Schwoz! 4 00:00:15,965 --> 00:00:19,448 [ tube alert ] 5 00:00:19,448 --> 00:00:20,689 - Bills... bills... 6 00:00:20,689 --> 00:00:22,379 - What is this thing doing to me? 7 00:00:22,379 --> 00:00:24,724 - fan mail... ooh, from a mom, gonna save that one. 8 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,310 - No, save us! - What are you doing? 9 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:28,689 - It was Schwoz's turn to make dinner 10 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:30,275 and he accidentally science-ed up a giant squid 11 00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:31,620 and when it found out we were going to eat it, 12 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:32,862 it got real mad and-- - Hang on hang on 13 00:00:32,862 --> 00:00:35,137 I gotta take this... - No, please! 14 00:00:35,137 --> 00:00:36,965 - You got Ray Manchester. 15 00:00:36,965 --> 00:00:40,620 - You got Sharona Shapen -- Swellview City School inspector. 16 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:42,448 - What do you want, Sharona? 17 00:00:42,448 --> 00:00:45,517 - Well I want a lot of things, but I can't say 'em 18 00:00:45,517 --> 00:00:47,620 because I'm pretty sure there's kids listening. 19 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:49,034 [ groaning ] 20 00:00:49,034 --> 00:00:50,862 - But what I need from you is a Parents' Night. 21 00:00:50,862 --> 00:00:51,793 - A Parents' Night? 22 00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:53,965 [ Miles screams and groans ] 23 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:55,724 - Yeah! Every school has a Parents' Night. 24 00:00:55,724 --> 00:00:57,655 Y'know, you bring 'em in, you tell 'em 25 00:00:57,655 --> 00:00:59,827 what you've been teaching their precious lil' miracles, 26 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:03,310 they smile, and boom -- they can't sue the city. 27 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:04,965 - Yeah, yeah that sounds great. 28 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,586 Uh, we'll just have a Parents' Night tomorrow night. 29 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:08,586 [ whispers ] We're not gonna have 30 00:01:08,586 --> 00:01:10,689 a Parents' Night tomorrow night. 31 00:01:10,689 --> 00:01:12,482 - Did you just cover the phone 32 00:01:12,482 --> 00:01:14,758 and mouth that you're not having a Parents' Night? 33 00:01:14,758 --> 00:01:16,482 - No... [ whispers ] Help me! 34 00:01:16,482 --> 00:01:17,758 [ in unison ] - Help us! 35 00:01:17,758 --> 00:01:20,482 - I'm on the phone! - Help! 36 00:01:20,482 --> 00:01:22,551 - I'm gonna need proof that you actually had 37 00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:23,862 this Parents' Night. 38 00:01:23,862 --> 00:01:25,000 [ Miles screams ] 39 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,482 - You need to send me a picture 40 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:29,344 of the kids and their parents in the school. 41 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:31,413 And somebody better be holding up a copy 42 00:01:31,413 --> 00:01:35,413 of that day's newspaper so I know you're not fakin' it. 43 00:01:35,413 --> 00:01:37,965 And if I don't get that picture by tomorrow night... 44 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,344 - I'm shuttin' it down! [ mouths "shuttin' it down" ] 45 00:01:40,344 --> 00:01:41,896 - Yeah, we'll just have the Parents' Night. 46 00:01:41,896 --> 00:01:44,862 Byeeeeee. Alright, we got a big problem. 47 00:01:44,862 --> 00:01:47,206 - Yeah. No kidding! - Schwozzzzzzzz! 48 00:01:47,206 --> 00:01:49,103 - I think the squid ate him! 49 00:01:49,103 --> 00:01:51,378 - Well spit him out! 50 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,620 [ the squid groans ] 51 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:55,586 - Hey pal, I need you to clone some parents 52 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:58,033 that look like these kids. - No... 53 00:01:58,033 --> 00:02:00,206 - Oh and someone's gotta go get us a newspaper, too. 54 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:02,034 - I said no! - And I says yes! 55 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,068 I don't want these kids' real parents pokin' around, 56 00:02:04,068 --> 00:02:06,310 askin' questions, and figurin' out how fake this school is. 57 00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:07,793 Now go on, get clonin'. 58 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:11,068 - No can do, big dog. - And why not small dog?! 59 00:02:11,068 --> 00:02:14,344 - I am starting a thirty-day science cleanse. 60 00:02:14,344 --> 00:02:15,379 - What? 61 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:17,000 - Yeah, what? 62 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,793 - Yeah, what? 63 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:21,137 - Just now, when my dinner was eating me, 64 00:02:21,137 --> 00:02:24,655 I realized that I have been science-ing way too much lately. 65 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:26,310 - Oh come on... - Noooo! 66 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:30,482 - So I decided to go a whole month without doing any science. 67 00:02:30,482 --> 00:02:32,137 I need a break. 68 00:02:32,137 --> 00:02:33,896 - This is so typical of you, Schwoz. This is just great. 69 00:02:33,896 --> 00:02:35,517 RAY: You know what, I just gotta do 70 00:02:35,517 --> 00:02:37,034 everything myself aren't I-- per yuuuuge. 71 00:02:37,034 --> 00:02:38,275 - Miles? You good? 72 00:02:38,275 --> 00:02:40,310 MIKA: The squid just grabbed a laser! 73 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:42,620 - Ah! 74 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,275 - You know what, I'm just gonna photoshop 75 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:46,930 this stupid picture myself and then it'll be so awesome 76 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:48,758 we won't even need to do a Parents' Night. 77 00:02:48,758 --> 00:02:50,896 - Guys, I just had a vision. 78 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:53,413 We're definitely having a Parents' Night. 79 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:56,137 Also, Ray's P-shop skills are trash. 80 00:02:56,137 --> 00:02:58,586 - Uh, no we're not. And my P-shop skills are primo. 81 00:02:58,586 --> 00:03:00,724 You'll see. Stupid visions. 82 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:03,310 Tellin' me what I can and cannot do. 83 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,896 Your visions are trash. 84 00:03:05,896 --> 00:03:07,413 Let's see. 85 00:03:07,413 --> 00:03:09,137 Tutorial? 86 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:10,862 Skiiiiip. 87 00:03:12,862 --> 00:03:15,931 [ music - theme from "Psycho" ] 88 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:18,517 - Ahhh, looks like SW.A.G.'s havin' 89 00:03:18,517 --> 00:03:20,275 a Parents' Night tomorrow night. 90 00:03:20,275 --> 00:03:22,965 - You're gonna start puttin' some respect on my visions. Hmm. 91 00:03:22,965 --> 00:03:24,482 - C'mon, let's go tell Mom and Dad. 92 00:03:24,482 --> 00:03:26,517 - No! You don't need to do that! 93 00:03:26,517 --> 00:03:27,931 We've got Ray's photoshop! 94 00:03:27,931 --> 00:03:29,793 We're Gucci. - We're not Gucci. 95 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,275 - Even I wouldn't believe that's real. 96 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:34,793 And I'm the second-dumbest member of Danger Force. 97 00:03:34,793 --> 00:03:35,965 - I'm gonna give you a ride home. 98 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,275 - Thank you... - No -- don't! 99 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:39,965 - I gotta bounce, too. 100 00:03:39,965 --> 00:03:42,586 - Heyyyyyyy! I've got Miss Shapen's home address... 101 00:03:42,586 --> 00:03:44,586 what if she had an "accident?" 102 00:03:44,586 --> 00:03:46,067 Then all our problems would be solved! 103 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:48,103 - Okay, I love that. 104 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,793 But the Man Freezer's full of squid now 105 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:52,930 so I think we gotta just bite the bologna on this one. 106 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:54,655 - I'll go tell my mom. - Ooooh, your mom?! 107 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:56,896 Scooch over, I'll tell her with you. 108 00:03:56,896 --> 00:03:58,724 - You said you'd answer that call that came in 109 00:03:58,724 --> 00:04:01,310 about Cavekid going crazy at Hey Foods. 110 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:03,655 - Yeah, but that was before I heard about Bose's mom. 111 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:05,206 - Pretty sure I can tell her myself. 112 00:04:05,206 --> 00:04:08,103 - And yet, you won't. Down the tube! 113 00:04:15,034 --> 00:04:18,827 - What's on your mind, bebe girl? 114 00:04:18,827 --> 00:04:22,172 - If I tell you, you promise not to razz me? 115 00:04:24,275 --> 00:04:27,827 I don't really have a family. 116 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:30,655 When that boy stole my cell phone, I left home 117 00:04:30,655 --> 00:04:35,034 and since I still haven't found it, I... 118 00:04:35,034 --> 00:04:37,034 I just never went back. 119 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:38,758 - So where do you live? 120 00:04:38,758 --> 00:04:40,172 - I live at Dinnyland. 121 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:43,172 - [ gasps ] You live in an amusement park?! 122 00:04:43,172 --> 00:04:45,862 - Yes, Schwoz! I wait 'til it closes 123 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:48,344 and I go under a fence and live in the Spooky Condo ride! 124 00:04:48,344 --> 00:04:50,448 And is it fun? Of course it is. 125 00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:53,931 Do I get to eat all the leftover churros and candy I want? 126 00:04:53,931 --> 00:04:56,379 Until my tummy hurts. Is it amazing to have 127 00:04:56,379 --> 00:05:00,655 an entire amusement park to myself every single night?! 128 00:05:00,655 --> 00:05:04,827 I think that question answers itself! 129 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:10,827 But I don't have any parents for Parents' Night. 130 00:05:10,827 --> 00:05:12,241 - Does anyone else know? 131 00:05:12,241 --> 00:05:14,896 - No -- and don't tell 'em. 132 00:05:14,896 --> 00:05:17,931 I don't want everyone razzing me about not having parents. 133 00:05:17,931 --> 00:05:20,241 - I don't think any of us would razz you 134 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:21,517 for not having parents. 135 00:05:21,517 --> 00:05:22,931 - Are you kidding me? 136 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,689 Remember how much we razzed Tiny Ray 137 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:27,551 for having such a high-pitched voice? 138 00:05:27,551 --> 00:05:28,896 [ laughter ] 139 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,655 - Leave me alone, you guys! 140 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:33,482 - Hey, does anyone else hear a cartoon mouse? 141 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:35,310 - Shut up! 142 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:39,482 - Hold up. Whatever you say, James Van Der Squeak. 143 00:05:39,482 --> 00:05:42,551 - Ha ha ha. So funny. 144 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:46,379 - I'm laughing because you talk funny! 145 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,379 - Well, I'm outta here! 146 00:05:48,379 --> 00:05:51,310 - Hey, you gonna move from Swellview to Squeak-view? 147 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,724 - Yeah yeah. Maybe I will! 148 00:05:52,724 --> 00:05:55,620 Okay. Come on, babe! 149 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:57,620 CHEST MONSTER: Get wrecked, Tiny Ray. 150 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,724 Get absolutely wrecked. 151 00:06:02,137 --> 00:06:03,965 - That was not our best moment... 152 00:06:03,965 --> 00:06:05,793 - You sure you can't science up a fake dad for me 153 00:06:05,793 --> 00:06:08,517 by tomorrow night? - I took a Vow of Science. 154 00:06:08,517 --> 00:06:11,931 Absolutely no science for Schwozie for thirty days. 155 00:06:11,931 --> 00:06:14,620 - Then I guess I'm gonna get razzed... 156 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:18,413 - Hey, what if I hired an amazing actor 157 00:06:18,413 --> 00:06:21,206 who could pretend to be your dad during Parents' Night? 158 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,482 That way, no one would have to know that you don't have parents. 159 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:26,655 - [ scoffs ] You'd have to find an actor who's willing to do it 160 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:29,241 on short notice and for no money. 161 00:06:29,241 --> 00:06:31,724 Where are you going to find someone like that? 162 00:06:33,482 --> 00:06:36,965 - Hello, I'm Jake Hart. 163 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:41,448 I am a recent graduate of Juilliard... dot com 164 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:45,482 and I'll be reading for the role of "Chapa's Father." 165 00:06:45,482 --> 00:06:46,862 Hello there, Chapa. 166 00:06:46,862 --> 00:06:48,655 You are my daughter. 167 00:06:48,655 --> 00:06:51,655 - It all just kinda happened. 168 00:06:51,655 --> 00:06:54,068 [ kids all talking at once ] 169 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:55,241 - Stop talking! 170 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:58,206 ♪ Danger 171 00:06:58,206 --> 00:06:59,482 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 172 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:00,655 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 173 00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:04,310 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 174 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:05,310 ♪ Danger! 175 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:07,000 ♪ One two three Force! 176 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,068 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 177 00:07:09,068 --> 00:07:11,827 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 178 00:07:15,241 --> 00:07:17,551 [ music ] 179 00:07:17,551 --> 00:07:20,482 - Schwoz! 180 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,275 Schwoz! Schwoz! 181 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,551 - Oh, Mika?! - Have you seen Schwoz?! 182 00:07:25,551 --> 00:07:27,379 - Do you know how to tie a tie?! - Yes! 183 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:30,034 Schwoz?! 184 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:31,413 - Ray?! 185 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:33,551 Have you seen Ray?! - No! Can you tie a tie?! 186 00:07:33,551 --> 00:07:36,379 - Yes!!! Ray! 187 00:07:36,379 --> 00:07:38,655 - Schwoz! Parents' Night is starting, 188 00:07:38,655 --> 00:07:40,034 I really need to talk to you. 189 00:07:40,034 --> 00:07:42,965 - Can someone please help me tie this tie?! 190 00:07:42,965 --> 00:07:44,827 - Mika knows how. She's probably downstairs. 191 00:07:44,827 --> 00:07:47,275 See ya at Parents' Night. Okay, okay, bye. 192 00:07:47,275 --> 00:07:50,172 - Weeeee! - Okay, little problem here. 193 00:07:50,172 --> 00:07:52,172 - Yeah Parents' Night is about to start 194 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,931 and Ray ran off to Hey Foods to capture Cavekid! 195 00:07:54,931 --> 00:07:57,827 - No, bigger little problem. My parent isn't here yet! 196 00:07:57,827 --> 00:08:00,827 - Relaxies. The actor I hired to play your father 197 00:08:00,827 --> 00:08:02,551 just textied me that he's here. 198 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,137 - [ sighs ] Okay. 199 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:06,068 Thank god for actors. - Yes. 200 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:09,758 They're always on time and they never complain about anything. 201 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:11,241 Okay, now go! 202 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,310 Your fake dad is waiting for you downstairs. 203 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,482 - This guy any good? - He went to Juilliard! 204 00:08:15,482 --> 00:08:16,551 - Oh. Impressive. 205 00:08:16,551 --> 00:08:18,862 - Dot com. - What?! 206 00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:21,551 - Now since I'm all alone... 207 00:08:21,551 --> 00:08:25,413 Maybe just one little science. 208 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:26,620 Nobody needs to kn-- 209 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:29,413 [ tube alert ] 210 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:31,137 - Ahhhhhhh! 211 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:32,827 - Aiiiieeee! 212 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,275 - Hi-yah! 213 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:37,931 [ tube alert ] 214 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,448 - Where is that little animal?! 215 00:08:39,448 --> 00:08:41,724 - She's right there smashing some science stuff 216 00:08:41,724 --> 00:08:44,000 that I was just holding for a friend. 217 00:08:46,172 --> 00:08:48,551 [ growls ] 218 00:08:48,551 --> 00:08:50,689 - I caught her trying to steal radishes from Hey Foods. 219 00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:52,310 - Radishes!!! 220 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:55,310 - Hokay, but if you don't send Miss Shapen a picture 221 00:08:55,310 --> 00:08:57,103 of all the kids and their parents tonight-- 222 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,965 - Yeah yeah, I know, she's shuttin' us down. 223 00:08:59,965 --> 00:09:01,827 I don't have time to take this one to prison now. 224 00:09:01,827 --> 00:09:03,965 She's your problem. - Mine?! 225 00:09:03,965 --> 00:09:05,689 - Don't worry. She's not gonna smash stuff 226 00:09:05,689 --> 00:09:06,827 as long as she's eating radishes. 227 00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:09,034 - Radishes!!! 228 00:09:09,034 --> 00:09:11,448 - That's why I stole a bunch-- er, bought a bunch of these 229 00:09:11,448 --> 00:09:14,586 from the supermarket. 230 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:18,862 I'll take her to prison as soon as Parents' Night's over. 231 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:22,379 - Radishes!!! 232 00:09:22,379 --> 00:09:24,793 - Be careful with her, she's a runner! 233 00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:28,310 [ Cavekid hisses ] 234 00:09:28,310 --> 00:09:30,344 [ music ] 235 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:32,482 - There she is. Mika fixed my tie! 236 00:09:32,482 --> 00:09:34,448 - Yeah, looks great. Anybody see my dad? 237 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,344 - There's a dude out front talking to himself, 238 00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:39,000 but he looks nothing like you. - That's probably my dad! 239 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,241 Where's your parents? 240 00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:42,551 - Outside, parking my dad's horse. 241 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:44,275 - Your dad drives a horse?! 242 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:46,620 - Yeah, he's in this group called the Swellview Saddlers. 243 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,758 - Whatever you do, do NOT ask him about his saddle. 244 00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:51,413 - Did someone say saddle?! 245 00:09:51,413 --> 00:09:52,689 - Ohhh! - Here we go. 246 00:09:52,689 --> 00:09:54,758 - Okay, who said the word "saddle"? 247 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:59,206 - My goodness is this a nubuck sueded grain leather? 248 00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:03,758 - Finally. A kid who respects a saddle. 249 00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:05,310 - Wow. It's still warm. 250 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,896 [ Mika and Miles in unison ] - Ew! 251 00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:08,241 - Heyyyy! Welcome to Parents' Night! 252 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,000 I'm Headmaster Ray Manchester. 253 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,724 Your kids call me Mister Manchester 254 00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:13,758 but you can just call me Sir. 255 00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:16,517 - Yeah, I'm not doin' that. 256 00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:19,724 [ vocalizing ] 257 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:22,482 - Umm. - Hello young girl. 258 00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:26,517 I am the father of someone who attends this school. 259 00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:29,344 - Yeah. That's me. 260 00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:31,517 - Then allow me to introduce myself. 261 00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:34,896 I am actor Jake Hart, but you may call me daddy. 262 00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:36,482 - Yeah, I'm not doin' that. 263 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:39,379 - As soon as I walk through that door, Jake Hart will die. 264 00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:44,586 But from his ashes shall rise Enzo Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva. 265 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:47,206 - Okay here's some things you might need to know about me. 266 00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:49,517 I don't have a cell phone - No, no, no! 267 00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:51,965 Don't tell me anything else about yourself. 268 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,655 - Why not? - Because I just became 269 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:58,103 a certified "improv actor." - Oh no. 270 00:10:58,103 --> 00:11:00,000 - They don't just hand these out, you know. 271 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,310 You have to pay four-thousand dollars. 272 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:06,448 - Okay great, but we hired you to pretend to be my dad 273 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,620 so you're gonna need to know some things about me. 274 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,413 - Uh-uh-uh! This credential means I can 275 00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:15,172 just "improvise" everything or "make it up as I go along." 276 00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,586 - No no no no no no-- 277 00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:18,862 - The trick is to start almost every sentence 278 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:21,620 with "Yes, and..." then say the whatever comes to mind, 279 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:24,517 whether it makes sense or not. - This is a terrible plan. 280 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,413 - Yes, and it's what we're going to do. 281 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:30,655 RAY: Chapa?! Get in here! - That's my cue! 282 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:31,862 JAKE: Greetings! 283 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,137 RAY: You're Chapa's dad? 284 00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:36,793 JAKE: Yes, and I love that saddle. 285 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:41,206 [ music ] 286 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,827 SCIENTIST ON VIDEO: You know what I like the most? 287 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,379 Science-ing... 288 00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,206 - Yaaaaaasss. 289 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,000 SCIENTIST: So today we're going to combine 290 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,793 potassium chloride with molybdenum. 291 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:54,862 - Uh-oh, that's gonna get messy... 292 00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:55,896 SCIENTIST: Let's get this done-- 293 00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:59,896 - Radishessss. 294 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,586 [ Cavekid growls ] 295 00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:02,724 - Oh. 296 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,827 - Errrrrr!!! 297 00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:08,517 - Oh crud. Nice Cavekid. 298 00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:11,413 Who's a good cavekid? 299 00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:13,172 [ music ] 300 00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:16,620 - Weeeeee! - That's really your dad? 301 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,689 - Yah! 302 00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:21,034 - Yeah. That's my dad. 303 00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:23,103 - Okay that's enough. 304 00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:27,206 - Yes, and now it's my daughter's turn. 305 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,206 Go on, honey. It's still warm. 306 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:32,862 - I'm good. And don't call me honey. 307 00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:35,068 - You look really familiar to me. 308 00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:38,310 - Yes, and that's because my daughter and I 309 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:41,000 were once in a cereal commercial. 310 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,379 - You were?! - No-- 311 00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,758 - Yes, and we still remember the jingle. 312 00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:46,034 - Do we though? 313 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:49,034 - Yes, and we'll sing it for you now. 314 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,689 Five, six, seven, eight... 315 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:54,586 ♪ When you're feeling hungry, hungry in your tummy, ♪ 316 00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:57,689 ♪ reach for a bowl -- a bowl of Yummies! ♪ 317 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,310 Yummies! - Yummies! 318 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:04,310 - I remember that commercial! - You do? 319 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,172 - Okay! What do you say we kick off this Parents' Night 320 00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:08,000 by taking a big ol' picture! 321 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,448 - My parents aren't here yet. 322 00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:10,896 - Alright, well let's just get in position 323 00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:13,172 so that when they do get here, we can snap that sucker. 324 00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:14,586 Alright, let's everybody get together. 325 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,000 You're in the back, Cowboy. - Yeeee-haw! 326 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,827 - He is not what I pictured when I thought of your dad. 327 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,931 - Me, neither. But honestly, 328 00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,206 I didn't even think you had parents. 329 00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:26,620 - Yeah! In my mind, 330 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,275 you were this cool kid who lives by herself. 331 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,000 - In an amusement park or something. 332 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,517 - Yesssss! 333 00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,068 - But I guess that dude's your dad. 334 00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:34,448 - Kind of a let down... 335 00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:37,068 - Yes, and I'm not just Chapa's dad. 336 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:40,034 I have ten other children and a jet. 337 00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,103 - You have a jet? 338 00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:42,724 - It's a rental. - Oh. 339 00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:46,000 - Ahhhhh! 340 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,586 - AHHHHHHHH!!! 341 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:52,068 - No no no! 342 00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:55,068 [ screams ] 343 00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,103 - I think that was Cavekid. 344 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,965 - She was so cute... 345 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:03,103 - Yes, and... she's our school mascot. 346 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:06,413 - Then why did she hit you and run away? 347 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,206 - It's a little game we play -- 348 00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,793 hey who wants to take a tour, huh! 349 00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,827 Yeah, great idea! Okay, you wanna take a tour? 350 00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:13,517 Yeah, what a great idea! 351 00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:16,551 Yeah, tour! Let's go on a little tour of the school. Not you. 352 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:19,896 Alright, right through this door there's a bunch of cool stuff 353 00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:23,482 that you guys will find super interesting. Alright. 354 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:26,206 Alright, then. 355 00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:27,793 We got problems. 356 00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:29,379 - When did we get a mascot? 357 00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:32,103 - That's not our mascot, that was Cavekid! 358 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:33,586 - Has anyone seen Cavekid? 359 00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:35,655 - Yeah! You were supposed to be watching her! 360 00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:38,551 - I ran out of radishes! That's all that happened! 361 00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:42,379 I was not breaking my vow of no science! 362 00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:44,344 Byeeee! 363 00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:46,413 - News alert: Noted radish thief, Cavekid, 364 00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,137 on the loose and smashing. 365 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,862 - Kid's faster than she looks. - Yeah. 366 00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:52,000 - We got problems. 367 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,344 - Hey, a video call! 368 00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:57,068 - No, no, no, wait, wait, wait-- 369 00:14:57,068 --> 00:15:00,620 - It's seven-oh-six and I ain't got no pics. 370 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:03,034 What gives over there? - Uhhhhh... 371 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,034 [ banging on the door ] 372 00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:06,137 HERMAN: Hey! Let me out! 373 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,379 Nobody better touch my saddle! 374 00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:09,793 - We got problems. 375 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,724 [ music ] 376 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,034 - Anyone lays a hand on my saddle, 377 00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:20,379 they're gonna feel the Herman paddle! 378 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,310 - You're not gonna paddle anyone. 379 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,482 - Yeah, but when you rhyme 380 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,448 people think you mean business. 381 00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:28,689 - He's rhyming -- sounds like your dad means business. 382 00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:31,344 - It's seven-oh-eight and that pic is late! 383 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,413 - [ gasps ] She means business, too! 384 00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,517 - We're working on it! - Well work faster, handsome! 385 00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:40,724 You don't wanna hear my rhyme for seven-twenty. 386 00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:43,068 - Bad-- Wi-Fi-- 387 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,000 lagging-- Eeeeeeee! 388 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,137 - I can see everyone else moving! 389 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:50,344 - Byeeeee! - It's-- 390 00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:51,793 - Okay this is gonna sound crazy but do you guys want to 391 00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:53,689 just, like, chuck everything and go to Vegas? 392 00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:56,344 - That Cavekid just made it to Farmer Nate's radish fields. 393 00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,000 - Oh good, well that solves that problem! 394 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,517 - Not if you're Farmer Nate. 395 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:01,724 - Gaaaahhh! - Bose's parents aren't here yet 396 00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:03,413 so maybe he can go and deal with Cavekid. 397 00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:06,310 - Okay, but how am I supposed to get there? 398 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:09,413 - I'll drop you off. - S'go, S'go, S'go, S'go! 399 00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,344 RAY: Much faster. 400 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,551 Come on, come on, come on. 401 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:23,482 - Let's get rid, of this cavekid. 402 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,551 - Ooooh, okay! Now you mean business. 403 00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:31,965 - Okay, we're here. Let's get this Parents' Night over with. 404 00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,586 - Oh, come on! 405 00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:35,241 - Where's Bose? 406 00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:38,448 - Heeeeee's in the bathroom? 407 00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:40,620 - Oh, great. See you in forty-five minutes. 408 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,344 - No, no, no... he went in forty minutes ago. 409 00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,103 - Yeah. - Okay. 410 00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:47,137 So what do we got here, a school? 411 00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:50,517 - Yep. - Thought so. 412 00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:52,275 - Look at this. This is a good lookin' saddle. 413 00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:53,379 This yours? 414 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,000 - Nope. It's mine. 415 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,310 Keep your butt away from it. 416 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,000 - I thought you were locked in there. 417 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,379 - Yes, and we found an air duct. 418 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:04,896 Tight squeeze but we made it work. 419 00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,689 - Great -- you're all here! Let's get that picture, huh. 420 00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:07,655 - What picture? 421 00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,068 - The one I'm about to take. 422 00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:13,103 - Where's Miles? - Good question. 423 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,964 I think he went to look for you guys 424 00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:18,758 right... through... here... 425 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,413 - Hey, what's up, Ray? 426 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,862 - All the parents are finally here! Hurry up and get back here 427 00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:26,896 so we can take this picture! - Cool cool. 428 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,068 We just gotta wrap a few things up over here. 429 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,965 HOLOGRAM BRAINSTORM: I'm taking a stand, quit biting my hand! 430 00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,275 HOLOGRAM CAVEKID: Radishes! 431 00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:34,965 - She doesn't understand rhymes, Bose! 432 00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:36,724 - Just quit screwing around and get back here! 433 00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:39,827 ♪ ...reach for a bowl -- a bowl of Yummies! ♪ 434 00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:42,241 - Yummies! 435 00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:44,379 - Okay, I am outta here. 436 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:45,758 - Yeah. Me, too. Let's go, Mika. 437 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:48,517 - What about Miles? - He'll turn up. 438 00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:50,655 He's been disappearing a lot lately. 439 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,413 - No, no, no! You guys can't leave just yet! 440 00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,172 I gotta get a photo with everybody. 441 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:58,344 - I charge ten bucks per photo. - Fine. 442 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,241 - I charge a hundred. - Me, too. 443 00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:04,413 - Our rate just went up, it's two hundred for the both of us. 444 00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:09,103 - Guess I got a room full of models here. 445 00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,034 - Hey, mom. Hey, Vice-Dad. 446 00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:12,931 - Honey, what happened? 447 00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:16,517 - Oh I hurt my leg wherever they told you I was. 448 00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:17,862 - In the bathroom? 449 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,344 - Yeah yeah yeah it gets real slippery in there. 450 00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:20,758 Hey what do you say we take that photo 451 00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:22,206 so none of us have to see each other again! 452 00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:24,965 - Huh? - Amen. 453 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,551 - Get your butts in the picture. 454 00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:28,517 Schwooooz, get down here! 455 00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,689 - I was just washing my hair! 456 00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:32,655 - We all know you were science-ing, you make me sick! 457 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:35,482 Now hurry up and take this photo! 458 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,068 - Okay how about we do a zany one first? 459 00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:40,448 - Just push the button! 460 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,482 - And now simply to push the but-- 461 00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,517 - Chapa? - Nooo! 462 00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:46,034 - Sorry we're late honey 463 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:48,551 but you never told us it was Parents' Night. 464 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:51,827 - Aw, don't call me honey. 465 00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:54,206 - These your real parents? - No? 466 00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:55,689 - Of course we are. 467 00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:57,655 - And we only found out about Parents' Night 468 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,517 because we were snooping through your stuff. 469 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,310 - You were snooping through my stuff?! 470 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,586 - Because we care! - All parents do it! 471 00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:05,000 - That's true. - I do it. 472 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 - Not cool! Not cool! Why would you think-- 473 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,931 - Alright! You all can have a family therapy session later 474 00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:10,448 but right now we gotta get this picture! 475 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:12,172 - I'd like to have family therapy now 476 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:15,379 because this is the tenth time you've pretended we don't exist. 477 00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,241 - Your fourth birthday, your fifth birthday-- 478 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:18,965 - Okay, we get it, you can count. 479 00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:21,827 - And you can count. On our love. 480 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,517 - Ew. - Bring it in Da Silvas... 481 00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,551 - Noooo! - Wait, wait, wait, 482 00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:28,896 wait a second. If these are your real parents... 483 00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:32,034 then who is this guy? 484 00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:35,793 - Yeah. Some actor you hired to pretend to be your dad? 485 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:40,000 - Yes and... I do my own stunts byeee! 486 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:47,793 JAKE: I will no longer be doing my own stunts. 487 00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:49,724 - Okaayyyy he's gone let's get that picture! 488 00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:52,000 - Chapa, what is going on? 489 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,103 - I can explain. 490 00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:54,448 - Great, I would love to hear it. 491 00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,172 Right after the picture. Schwoz, push the button. 492 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,758 - Dude, I just had another vision of the lights going out 493 00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:01,586 and all of our knees hurtin'. - Keep 'em to yourself. 494 00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:03,206 Your visions are trash. - You better start putting 495 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,724 some respect on my visions or else I'm gonna really-- 496 00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:07,068 ANGELA: Who turned out the lights?! 497 00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:09,275 CAVEKID: Radishhhhessssss. 498 00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,413 MILES: Everyone protect your knees! 499 00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:11,413 [ banging sounds ] 500 00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:13,000 RAY: Schwoz, take pics! 501 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 [ everyone screaming ] 502 00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:22,586 - Well it's nine-oh-nine and this pic is fine! 503 00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,379 - Great. Please leave us alone. 504 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:26,000 - Looks like it was a wild ride to get it 505 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,724 but all that matters is you're a legitimate school. 506 00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:32,379 For now. - I'm hanging up. 507 00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:35,655 Aw... 508 00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:39,172 To the first, and hopefully last Parents' Night. 509 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,482 - Cheers. - Oh yeah. 510 00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:46,655 - So you gonna tell us why you hired an actor to play your dad? 511 00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:48,862 - Wasn't plannin' on it. - Cool cool... 512 00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:51,724 but real talk though that man jumped out a window. 513 00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:54,206 - Yeah do we know if he's okay? 514 00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:57,620 - He said he did his own stunts but it sure didn't look like it. 515 00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:00,758 - Can we not talk about this? - But why? 516 00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,103 - Because I'm embarrassed of my parents! 517 00:21:03,103 --> 00:21:07,172 Okay, they dress like dorks and they're really happy... 518 00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:09,758 - They are really happy. It's kinda cute though. 519 00:21:09,758 --> 00:21:11,034 - You know sometimes happiness skips a generation. 520 00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,827 - Yeah, that happens. - That's true. 521 00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:14,413 - I don't want you guys to razz me about 'em. 522 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:17,724 - Chapa, we're all ashamed of our parents. 523 00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:19,172 - Really? - Yeah dude. 524 00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,758 My dad drives a horse. 525 00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:23,413 - My mom still holds my hand when we cross the street. 526 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:26,551 - My father was an irresponsible scientist. 527 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,965 - So you guys are all ashamed of your parents? 528 00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:29,241 - Yeah. - Could not be more ashamed. 529 00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:30,758 - Super ashamed. - So ashamed. 530 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,137 - So we shouldn't razz on each other about it. 531 00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:33,655 - No, we're a team. We should act like one. 532 00:21:33,655 --> 00:21:35,344 - Mmm-mm. - At least not about family, 533 00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:37,413 everything else is open season. Can we start with Bose's shirt! 534 00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:40,344 - Yeah. - What's with your shirt, dude? 535 00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:42,344 Is it made out of a-- - It's cool. 536 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,758 - Is that your mom's? BOSE: My mom got it for me. 537 00:21:44,758 --> 00:21:49,551 With my dad's money. - Hey, we have a little problem. 538 00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:53,448 I was out science-ing with some friends 539 00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:57,655 and I lost Cavekid again. 540 00:21:57,655 --> 00:21:59,413 - Aww, it's okay. 541 00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:00,896 I'm sure she's on her way back to Cavetown 542 00:22:00,896 --> 00:22:02,965 and we've probably seen the last of her-- 543 00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:05,620 - Yeah. 544 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,310 CAVEKID: Radishessssss.... 545 00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:09,413 [ everyone screams ] 546 00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:15,827 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 547 00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:18,482 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 548 00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:21,241 ♪ I'm okay 549 00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:24,241 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 550 00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:27,310 ♪ Danger 551 00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,379 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 552 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,517 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 553 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:33,275 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 554 00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:34,275 ♪ Danger! 555 00:22:34,275 --> 00:22:35,724 ♪ One two three Force!