1 00:00:08,724 --> 00:00:13,241 [ music ] 2 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:15,965 - Eh, meat just tastes better when it's cooked over 3 00:00:15,965 --> 00:00:19,517 an open fire fueled by crude oil. 4 00:00:19,517 --> 00:00:21,793 - Smells a lot worse. - Of course it does. 5 00:00:21,793 --> 00:00:26,241 What you're smelling is the bad flavor leaving the meat. 6 00:00:26,241 --> 00:00:28,206 - You're so wise, Ray. 7 00:00:28,206 --> 00:00:31,655 - Another fun fact: oil is dinosaur blood... 8 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:34,310 - That's wrong, Ray. - No it's not. 9 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:36,793 - And coal? Why, that's just dinosaur poop. 10 00:00:36,793 --> 00:00:38,724 - WHERE'S MY MEAT?! 11 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:42,517 - Is this your meat? 12 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:44,068 - YES DID YOU ALL TAKE IT?! 13 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:45,793 - You know the rule: You leave it I eat it. 14 00:00:45,793 --> 00:00:48,103 - Finders, eaters. - Losers starvers. 15 00:00:48,103 --> 00:00:50,172 MIKA: I gotta get more meat where am I gonna get more meat all the meat stores. 16 00:00:50,172 --> 00:00:52,206 Where's the nearest meat store does anyone know? 17 00:00:52,206 --> 00:00:54,551 - Oh. No. 18 00:00:54,551 --> 00:00:57,103 - What do you mean, "Oh, no?" 19 00:00:57,103 --> 00:00:58,517 - She did something wrong. 20 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,000 - Who, Mika? - Something bad. 21 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,586 - Are those my pants? 22 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:04,275 - Can't talk gotta rob a meat store, byyyeeeeee... 23 00:01:04,275 --> 00:01:07,172 - Oh, whoa whoa whoa! Why are you wearing my clothes?! 24 00:01:07,172 --> 00:01:08,586 - Why are there bags on your feet? 25 00:01:08,586 --> 00:01:10,413 - Yah, why are you acting so crazies? 26 00:01:10,413 --> 00:01:12,068 - I did a bad thing. 27 00:01:12,068 --> 00:01:13,379 - I told you! 28 00:01:13,379 --> 00:01:15,448 - It's Mika, how bad could it be? 29 00:01:15,448 --> 00:01:16,827 - You don't understand. 30 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,620 My sister almost never makes a mistake. 31 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,206 But when she does... 32 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,000 It's bad. 33 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,931 [ thunder ] 34 00:01:27,275 --> 00:01:29,689 - I did a bad thing... 35 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,965 MIKA: Okay... you know how I've never, ever won 36 00:01:31,965 --> 00:01:33,413 Man's Nest Employee of the Month? 37 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:35,137 Like not once? EVER?! 38 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,482 RAY: We don't have a Man's Nest Employee of the Month. 39 00:01:37,482 --> 00:01:39,655 - I know! But if I were a good enough employee, 40 00:01:39,655 --> 00:01:41,655 you'd make the award. And I'd win it. 41 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:45,137 Every month. Just like I do at my dentist's office. 42 00:01:45,137 --> 00:01:47,793 CHAPA: You go to your dentist's office once a month? 43 00:01:47,793 --> 00:01:50,241 - I've won Flosser of the Month thirty-three times in a row 44 00:01:50,241 --> 00:01:52,000 and I don't want to break the streak! 45 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,551 - Thirty-three months? 46 00:01:53,551 --> 00:01:58,275 That's like a hundred years. - Buddy. 47 00:01:58,275 --> 00:02:00,517 - So remember a couple weeks ago when Ray got that summons 48 00:02:00,517 --> 00:02:01,827 to go to jury duty? 49 00:02:01,827 --> 00:02:03,896 - Alright, great month everybody! 50 00:02:03,896 --> 00:02:05,793 Another thirty days in the books. 51 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,862 Hey I want you to know you're all equally great employees. 52 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:14,103 Oooooh, except for Mika who just broke a glass. 53 00:02:14,103 --> 00:02:16,379 [ laughter ] 54 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:18,103 - I'm just kidding. 55 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:20,448 - I'll clean it up. And maybe clean up some other stuff, too. 56 00:02:20,448 --> 00:02:22,551 Just to be... you know, equally great. 57 00:02:22,551 --> 00:02:24,000 - I'd help but I wanna bounce 58 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,379 before Ray randomly gets mad about something. 59 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,482 - AHHH DANGIT!!! - See ya! 60 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,344 - I just got selected for jury duty in two weeks. 61 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:35,758 - In two weeks?! But that's when you're supposed to be here 62 00:02:35,758 --> 00:02:37,689 co-hosting the Swellview Telethon for Children 63 00:02:37,689 --> 00:02:39,517 of Unchill Parents Who Only Let Their Kids Eat 64 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:41,448 One Piece of Halloween Candy A Day! 65 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:43,206 - You mean STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD? 66 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:45,965 - The same! - Errr! 67 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:47,689 - And you'll be joined by Swellview's 68 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,413 beloved T.V. personality Danny Chest. 69 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:52,551 - We love you Danny Chest. 70 00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:57,517 What? That's a thing people from Swellview do. 71 00:02:57,517 --> 00:03:00,724 Whenever anybody says beloved T.V. personality Danny Chest, 72 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:02,137 someone else has to say... 73 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:06,103 - We love you Danny Chest! Huh, he's right. 74 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,379 Anyway, why are we raising money for STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD now 75 00:03:09,379 --> 00:03:10,931 instead of in October. 76 00:03:10,931 --> 00:03:13,827 - Because unchill parents are a year-round problem. 77 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,310 - And the struggle for candy equality 78 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:17,137 doesn't take a month off, Mika. 79 00:03:17,137 --> 00:03:18,793 - I'm so sorry. 80 00:03:18,793 --> 00:03:21,827 - So the real question is, how is Captain Man supposed to host 81 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:24,137 the STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD in the Man's Nest 82 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,586 if Ray Manchester is stuck in jury duty the whole time? 83 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:28,241 - What's a "jury duty?" 84 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,827 - Eh when you turn eighteen like I did a few years ago... 85 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:32,896 - [ snickers ] Yeah. Aye. 86 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:35,586 - Sometimes you get picked to go to court for like a week, 87 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:37,034 and watch a trial, 88 00:03:37,034 --> 00:03:38,655 and decide whether somebody's guilty or not... 89 00:03:38,655 --> 00:03:40,482 which anybody with long hair always is. 90 00:03:40,482 --> 00:03:42,862 - Facts. - How dare you? 91 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:44,689 - Change my mind. You won't. 92 00:03:44,689 --> 00:03:46,000 - Okay, can I just say... - I'll change your mind? 93 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,793 I'll change your mind. I am not guilty. 94 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,758 MIKA: So then I got an idea. I'd win Man's Nest 95 00:03:50,758 --> 00:03:52,310 Employee of the Month by making a clone of Ray 96 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:55,034 so he wouldn't have to go to jury duty. 97 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,137 I mean, jury duty is important, and I believe in 98 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,827 fulfilling your obligations as a citizen... 99 00:03:58,827 --> 00:04:00,448 - Do your part. - Do your part. 100 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,034 - Yeah, you should do your part, you should do your part... 101 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:04,862 - But Ray would make a terrible juror. 102 00:04:04,862 --> 00:04:06,310 - Ohhhh! - That is a fact. 103 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:08,034 - Really bad. - You should not do your part. 104 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:10,137 - I'd make a great juror! - You'd be terrible. 105 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:12,482 - I am better than everyone at everything! 106 00:04:12,482 --> 00:04:14,206 - Debatable. 107 00:04:14,206 --> 00:04:16,965 You have a lot of biases against a lot of people. 108 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,068 - What are you talking about?! 109 00:04:19,068 --> 00:04:22,586 Any guy with a man bun is guilty. 110 00:04:22,586 --> 00:04:26,241 Show me a left-handed person that doesn't cheat on their taxes. 111 00:04:26,241 --> 00:04:29,517 I'll wait. 112 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:31,655 I'm waiting. 113 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:34,344 Never trust a person with two first names. 114 00:04:34,344 --> 00:04:37,034 Sam Martin. Andrew Thomas. 115 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:38,862 Mike KAREN. 116 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:41,793 Tom Brady, Jake Paul, Andrew Jackson-- 117 00:04:41,793 --> 00:04:44,517 Huh? The only exception to this rule is Jennifer Lawrence. 118 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:47,379 Who by the way once checked me out at the close Nacho Ball. 119 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:49,586 - What was Jennifer Lawrence doing at the close Nacho Ball? 120 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:50,862 - Checkin' me out. 121 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:52,482 - I don't think so. - Stop that. 122 00:04:52,482 --> 00:04:53,965 - You weren't there! 123 00:04:53,965 --> 00:04:56,689 - Hey, oh wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Mika, 124 00:04:56,689 --> 00:04:58,517 did you say you're going to clone Ray? 125 00:04:58,517 --> 00:05:00,172 - Yes! I was going to use Schwoz's cloning machine. 126 00:05:00,172 --> 00:05:01,862 - Wait what? - To make a clone of Ray 127 00:05:01,862 --> 00:05:03,310 and give it to him as a gift. It would solve 128 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:04,758 all our problems at once -- 129 00:05:04,758 --> 00:05:06,586 Ray gets out of jury duty, Captain Man can co-host 130 00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:08,103 the STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD with us, 131 00:05:08,103 --> 00:05:09,620 and Swellview's beloved T.V. host Danny Chest. 132 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:11,724 [ Bose and Miles in unison ] - We love you Danny Chest! 133 00:05:11,724 --> 00:05:13,413 - And I win the first ever Man's Nest 134 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:14,862 Employee of the Month Award, 135 00:05:14,862 --> 00:05:16,724 and the defendant actually gets a fair trial. 136 00:05:16,724 --> 00:05:18,241 - Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute, don't you need 137 00:05:18,241 --> 00:05:20,689 some of my DNA to clone me? Where did you get that? 138 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:21,689 - You know how you've been eating 139 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,034 a lot of BBQ short ribs lately? 140 00:05:24,034 --> 00:05:26,931 - I do. 141 00:05:26,931 --> 00:05:28,862 So I says to the guy, I says to him 142 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,034 "Hey, why don't you keep your'napkins pal.' 143 00:05:31,034 --> 00:05:34,586 I got God's napkin right here. It's called m'tongue." 144 00:05:37,896 --> 00:05:39,310 A guy with man buns, there's no way 145 00:05:39,310 --> 00:05:41,172 I was gonna trust his napkins. 146 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:44,068 No tellin' where his napkins have been. 147 00:05:44,068 --> 00:05:45,896 - Wait. You didn't just put the short ribs 148 00:05:45,896 --> 00:05:47,758 into the cloning machine, did you? 149 00:05:47,758 --> 00:05:48,965 - What does that mean? 150 00:05:48,965 --> 00:05:50,793 - Well, if you start with short ribs, 151 00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:52,517 that means you'll end with... 152 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:54,586 [ thunder ] 153 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:56,724 - Short Ray. 154 00:05:58,931 --> 00:05:59,724 - Ahh! 155 00:05:59,724 --> 00:06:02,965 [ Tiny Ray screams ] 156 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:05,068 [ high-pitched ] - What did you do to me? 157 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:09,068 [ Mika screams ] 158 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:12,896 [ speaking gibberish ] 159 00:06:15,862 --> 00:06:18,931 - And I'm Tiny Ray... I'll tell you what. 160 00:06:22,137 --> 00:06:24,000 Down the tube. 161 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,965 - You blew up my cloning machine?! 162 00:06:30,965 --> 00:06:32,551 - Tiny Ray blasted it! 163 00:06:32,551 --> 00:06:34,793 - Wait is there a Tiny Ray somewhere around here 164 00:06:34,793 --> 00:06:37,034 shouting gibberish and zapping things? 165 00:06:37,034 --> 00:06:38,620 - There's actually an Old Ray somewhere around here 166 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:40,758 doing the same thing, but that's a different story 167 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:42,655 for a different week. 168 00:06:42,655 --> 00:06:44,620 - Okay but what are we doing this week? 169 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:47,896 Finding Tiny Ray? - Why not? 170 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:50,655 - Because ya' didn't give up, did ya', sis? 171 00:06:53,241 --> 00:06:54,551 Did ya'?! 172 00:06:54,551 --> 00:06:57,068 - I did a bad thing. 173 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,724 MIKA: I took some books from the restricted section 174 00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:00,482 of the Man's Nest Dungeon Library... 175 00:07:00,482 --> 00:07:02,517 I "borrowed" some of Schwoz's antique lab equipment... 176 00:07:02,517 --> 00:07:04,896 and after Ray ate some full-sized ribs one day, 177 00:07:04,896 --> 00:07:06,344 I took some DNA and started to clone Ray 178 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:09,310 the old fashioned way... the scary way... 179 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,793 [ Herman groans ] 180 00:07:10,793 --> 00:07:14,896 - Mika, no more doing homework go to bed. 181 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,620 - Okay love you, daddy. 182 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,827 - Love you, too... 183 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:24,137 [ thunder ] 184 00:07:28,655 --> 00:07:31,689 - Annd this is where the story starts to get weird... 185 00:07:31,689 --> 00:07:33,103 - Starts to? 186 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:38,344 [ growls ] 187 00:07:38,344 --> 00:07:40,517 - Mamaaaaaa... 188 00:07:40,517 --> 00:07:43,896 - I named him Monsty. 189 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,517 He's a good boy. 190 00:07:46,517 --> 00:07:49,137 - It all just kinda happened. 191 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:51,758 [ kids all talking at once ] 192 00:07:51,758 --> 00:07:53,172 - Stop talking! 193 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,758 ♪ Danger 194 00:07:55,758 --> 00:07:56,896 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 195 00:07:56,896 --> 00:07:58,379 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 196 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:01,931 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 197 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:02,931 ♪ Danger! 198 00:08:02,931 --> 00:08:04,793 ♪ One two three Force! 199 00:08:04,793 --> 00:08:06,793 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 200 00:08:06,793 --> 00:08:09,379 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 201 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:14,793 [ music ] 202 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:17,137 - Go get it Captain Monsty! 203 00:08:17,137 --> 00:08:19,862 [ groans ] 204 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,896 - Okay I want the phone banks over there. 205 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:29,241 - Very good, sir. And where should I put the thrones 206 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:31,655 for the Swellview Telethon for Children of Unchill Parents 207 00:08:31,655 --> 00:08:34,827 Who Only Let Their Kids Eat One Piece of Halloween Candy A Day? 208 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:36,620 - Okay, first of all, call it STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD 209 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:39,310 like a normal person. And they should-- 210 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,793 Okay why is Monsty wearing my old Captain Man suit. 211 00:08:41,793 --> 00:08:44,137 - Because he's your clone and he loves it. 212 00:08:44,137 --> 00:08:47,758 - I'm okay. 213 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:48,862 - You listen to me, Monsty. 214 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,275 - Feels good. 215 00:08:51,275 --> 00:08:54,862 - That wasn't even my thing-- aw my socks what is this? 216 00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:57,482 - Looks like pee, sir. Monsty's if I'm not mistaken. 217 00:08:57,482 --> 00:08:59,724 - I know it's Monsty's! He's been doing his business 218 00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:01,655 all over the Man's Nest for days now! 219 00:09:01,655 --> 00:09:03,275 - Stop, Ray, you're scaring him. 220 00:09:03,275 --> 00:09:06,275 - And I don't care how good it smells, it's still pee! 221 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:08,275 - Well maybe you shouldn't walk around in socks. 222 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:10,103 - I wouldn't need to walk around in my socks 223 00:09:10,103 --> 00:09:13,896 if this beast here hadn't chewed up m'Stonkenbirks! 224 00:09:13,896 --> 00:09:15,448 - Want me to order you another pair, Sir? 225 00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:17,310 Size eight and a half? 226 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:19,965 - Eight and a half? Are your feet really that small? 227 00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:23,586 - Hey! My eyes are up here! 228 00:09:23,586 --> 00:09:27,034 - Yeah, but your feet are in Monsty's pee bucket. 229 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,620 - That thing has got to go. - No, please-- 230 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,827 - No we are hosting a telethon in here tomorrow okay. 231 00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:33,034 I can't have Monsty wazzing all over the Man's Nest 232 00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:35,068 while Danny Chest and I are trying to sing the Thon Song. 233 00:09:35,068 --> 00:09:38,103 - I thought Danny Chest only sings the Thon Song by himself. 234 00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:40,275 - Oh ho ho, we'll see about that! 235 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:44,551 - Ray, just listen. - No! I'm putting my foot down. 236 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,034 [ Monsty groans ] 237 00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:47,896 - I want him gone by the end of the day. Okay? 238 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,586 - Where am I supposed to take him? 239 00:09:49,586 --> 00:09:51,034 He can't live at my house. - Drive him out to the desert, 240 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:52,620 open the door and push him out. 241 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,482 - I'll gas up the truck. - No! 242 00:09:54,482 --> 00:09:57,655 - Why don't we have Miles teleport him out to Cavetown? 243 00:09:57,655 --> 00:09:59,448 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! Where all those Cavemen moved 244 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:01,172 when Drex brought them back from the past. 245 00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,896 - Exactlies! - That's settled then. 246 00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:05,586 Have Miles teleport Monsty to Cavetown. 247 00:10:05,586 --> 00:10:08,862 Same way he teleported Chest Monster to Barstow. 248 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,896 - I don't want Monsty to leave. 249 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,827 - He'll be very happy living among cavemen. 250 00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:14,275 - Ugh. - Great idea, Schwoz. 251 00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:16,000 Hey I just might make you employee of the month. 252 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,344 - Hey-ayyye! - Uhhhh! 253 00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:20,620 - Sir, they're out of the eight-and-a-halfs. 254 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,068 Should I get the nin-- - Just... order the eights. 255 00:10:26,413 --> 00:10:28,655 [ music ] 256 00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:30,448 ♪ So pick up Yeah pick up ♪ 257 00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:32,482 ♪ You fools Pick up your stupid phones ♪ 258 00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:34,448 ♪ And call the number on the bottom of your screen. ♪ 259 00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:36,827 ♪ Ya gotta call ya gotta call 'Cause these kids ♪ 260 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:38,413 ♪ These kids Can only eat ♪ 261 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:41,793 ♪ They can only eat... One candy a day on Halloween. ♪ 262 00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:45,068 ♪ Eeeeoooooowww 263 00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:48,000 ♪ You gotta think of the kidsah! ♪ 264 00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:53,068 - Thank you. 265 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,931 And thank you Captain Man for deciding to join me 266 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:58,172 halfway through my song. 267 00:10:58,172 --> 00:10:59,724 - You're welcome Danny Chest. 268 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,793 - We love you Danny Chest! 269 00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,241 - Thank you. And now! 270 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:04,896 Let's check the telethon totals! 271 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:08,655 When I started singing, we had one-hundred dollars in pledges, 272 00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:12,586 and now we have... 273 00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:15,758 one-hundred dollars in pledges. 274 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:19,000 - Come on people! For the price of one candy bar a day 275 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,068 you could feed one of these children. 276 00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,896 One candy bar a day. 277 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,862 - We're not raising enough money. 278 00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:27,689 - I can sing a song. - Oh! Me too! 279 00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:29,379 - No! Sit down! 280 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:32,448 - Geez! - Pretty "unchill," Danny-boy. 281 00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,034 - I was afraid of this. 282 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:36,551 - Afraid of what? That I'd sing better than you? 283 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:40,931 - No. - Well I did so... 284 00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:43,517 - The last few years STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD 285 00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:46,827 has raised less and less money for Children of Unchill Parents 286 00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:50,448 Who Only Let Their Kids Eat One Piece of Halloween Candy A Day. 287 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:54,310 So this year, I've decided to do something a little different. 288 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,310 - Ohh! Dancing! 289 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,793 - I can dance! - Me too! 290 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:59,413 - I don't like to, but I will. 291 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:02,586 - Danny Chest, I feel like something's going on with you. 292 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,241 - I'll tell ya what's going on! 293 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:07,482 If this telethon doesn't raise fifty thousand dollars 294 00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:10,241 in the next hour, I'm going to launch Captain Man 295 00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:13,517 and Danger Force right through the roof of the Man's Nest 296 00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:15,965 and down the side of Mount Swellview. 297 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,241 - Ah. Ohh! 298 00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:19,310 You're about to turn into a bad guy. 299 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,896 - Ah, surprise villain. Classic. 300 00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:26,034 - I don't know guys. Gettin' launched sounds kinda fun. 301 00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,206 - No one's launching me-- 302 00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,586 - Hey! 303 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,172 - Are you going to donate more money this year? 304 00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:40,793 Or am I going to have to launch them off a mountain? 305 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:44,000 - Ah I see. Evil chairs. Classic. 306 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,896 - It's your choice Swellview. 307 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,620 See ya after this commercial break. 308 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:51,448 - Ah I see. Now we're gonna cut to commercial. 309 00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,379 Classic. 310 00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:59,862 - Thank you so much for your donation, Jen. 311 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:03,413 You are a gift to the world. 312 00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:04,793 Ladies and gentlemen. 313 00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:08,137 Jennifer Lawrence just donated ten thousand dollars 314 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,655 to STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD. 315 00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:13,517 Put it on the board! 316 00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,137 - You were on the phone with Jennifer Lawrence 317 00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,620 and you didn't let me confirm 318 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:19,862 that she once checked me out at the Close Nacho Ball? 319 00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,034 - That didn't happen dude. 320 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,241 - You weren't there. 321 00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:24,068 Now I hate you, Danny Chest! 322 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,689 [ AWOL and Brainstorm in unison ] - We love you Danny Chest. 323 00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:27,413 - No we don't. - He tied us up, 324 00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,448 he's threatening to launch us off a mountain 325 00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:32,206 and only now you hate him?! - Yeah, I'm indestructible. 326 00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:33,862 Gettin' launched off a mountain is only gonna hurt for a second. 327 00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:35,931 Missing out on confirming my Jennifer Lawrence story. 328 00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,620 That's gonna hurt me for a lifetime! 329 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,034 - Okay that's enough. 330 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,310 - No no that's Monsty's pee bucket! 331 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:44,862 - Ohhhh. 332 00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,310 [ phone rings ] 333 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:47,586 - Is he okay? 334 00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,482 - I think he fainted from being grossed out. 335 00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,310 - Is that even a real thing? - Yes. 336 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,310 - Hey. Why don't you super-scream this guy 337 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,551 through that wall? - Ooo good idea. 338 00:13:56,551 --> 00:14:00,793 - Hey! I scream, you scream, we'll all scream when I-- 339 00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,689 Oh c'mon! 340 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:05,379 - Why didn't you just scream when you had the chance?! 341 00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,344 - Captain Man wants us to say cool stuff 342 00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:10,034 right before we use our powers! - You should've just screamed. 343 00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:11,448 - I'm trying to win employee of the month! 344 00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:14,448 Does no one even remember that?! - No. 345 00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,827 - Ya know, when I was a kid... 346 00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:23,517 my parents were very... un-chill about Halloween candy. 347 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,586 So this issue, is personal for me. 348 00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:31,517 That's why I'm willing to sacrifice other people for it. 349 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:35,172 Growing up in a household with unchill parents... 350 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:37,000 - Well this is just great. 351 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,172 Me and AWOL's hands are pinned down so we can't use our powers. 352 00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,206 - Wait, how is that great? 353 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,758 - Brainstorm, honey, you're kind of our only hope here 354 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,000 so momma's gonna need you to levitate something heavy 355 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,827 and drop it on Danny Chest's head. 356 00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:50,517 - On it. 357 00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:52,862 - Don't lift the pillow. 358 00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,620 - It's surprisingly heavy. 359 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,965 - Lift the anvil. 360 00:14:55,965 --> 00:14:58,241 It weighs like five-thousand pounds. 361 00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:01,310 - Yes lift the anvil and drop it on Danny Chest's head! 362 00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:07,793 - Okay. But you guys all owe me fresh underwear after this. 363 00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:11,931 - Years of intense therapy have helped a little... 364 00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:14,931 [ grunts ] 365 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,586 - This might take a while. New plan. 366 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,034 You need to let Monsty know that we're in trouble. 367 00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,344 - How's Monsty supposed to help us, 368 00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,482 you teleported him to Cavetown, remember?! 369 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:28,172 - Yeahhhh, what if I didn't though? 370 00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:35,000 - Ray wants you to teleport Monsty to Cavetown. 371 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,551 - Okay. - Bye. 372 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:44,724 - I'm gonna miss you, Monsty. 373 00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:48,827 ♪ You're here, 374 00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:52,413 ♪ there's nothing I fear 375 00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:58,379 ♪ And I know that my heart will go on ♪ 376 00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:01,965 - I can't do it! 377 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:06,275 [ all are crying ] 378 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:11,206 ♪ We'll stay forever this way 379 00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:15,103 - I couldn't do it. 380 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,827 - Uff. Did I faint because I was grossed out? 381 00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,724 That's a real thing, y'know. 382 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,137 - AWOL, where is Monsty?! 383 00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,413 - I couldn't take him to Cavetown 384 00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:24,448 so I put him in the Man's Nest Dungeon. 385 00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:25,896 - You did what?! 386 00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:28,137 - Yeah, he's down there with Chest Monster right now. 387 00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,068 - You didn't get rid of Chest Monster either? 388 00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:32,137 - I just couldn't do Chest Monster like that. 389 00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:37,827 - Hey, Ray wants you to teleport Chest Monster to Barstow. 390 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:40,965 CHEST MONSTER: Aw why you gotta do Chest Monster like that? 391 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,034 - I'm gonna miss you Chest Monster. 392 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,896 ♪ You're here, 393 00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:53,517 ♪ there's nothing I fear 394 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:59,241 ♪ And I know that my heart will go on ♪ 395 00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:02,965 - I can't do it! I just can't do it! 396 00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:07,068 [ AWOL and Chest Monster cry ] 397 00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:12,137 - So you lied to me both times? 398 00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:16,275 - Got him! 399 00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:19,068 - You were supposed to drop the anvil on Danny boy. 400 00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:21,137 - That would make more sense. 401 00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,448 And you owe me new underwear. 402 00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:26,103 - Listen! If ShoutOut can scream that we need help, 403 00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:28,896 maybe Monsty will come upstairs and save us! 404 00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:31,586 - [ clears throat ] From the depths of my soul 405 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,896 to the depths of the Man's Nest, may my voice carry a message-- 406 00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,482 - Just scream girl!!! 407 00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:38,896 - Do not interrupt Swellview's beloved 408 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,965 T.V. personality Danny Chest. 409 00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:43,724 [ AWOL and Brainstorm in unison ] - We love you Danny Chest! 410 00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:46,137 CHEST MONSTER: Hey do you guys like Shawn Mendes? 411 00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:48,206 I'm kind of on the fence about him. 412 00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,379 [ Monsty and Tiny Ray speak gibberish ] 413 00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:53,137 CHEST MONSTER: Then the fence is where I shall remain. 414 00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,137 [ SUPER-SCREAMS ] - HELP ME MONSTYYYYYY!!! 415 00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:00,172 - Momma! 416 00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:07,034 CHEST MONSTER: Hey, Tiny Ray, what do you think about Camila Cabello. 417 00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:09,551 [ speaks gibberish ] 418 00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:11,413 CHEST MONSTER: Yeah, I mean, besides the good looks 419 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,000 and talent and generous spirit 420 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,241 I don't know what she sees in that Shawn guy. 421 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,620 - I don't know who Monty is, but he's not coming to save you. 422 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:21,034 - His name is Monsty! And you're wrong! 423 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,344 He's coming through that door right... now! 424 00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:30,172 - Awwww, that's... Dangit. 425 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,793 - You mean this door?! 426 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:36,551 Monty's coming to save you by breaking down this doo- 427 00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,103 - It's Monty! 428 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,827 - His name is Monsty, dude. 429 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:44,482 You've been here the whole time. 430 00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:48,551 - [ grunts ] Monsty missed you. 431 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:50,206 - Yeah yeah yeah, I missed you too but I need you to fetch me 432 00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,724 the remote so we can release ourselves from these chairs. 433 00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:55,448 It's over there by the guy you just crushed. 434 00:18:56,655 --> 00:18:58,827 - Good boy Monsty. 435 00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,379 - Monsty see it! 436 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:03,827 - Nooo! - Bad Monsty! 437 00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:07,517 - He's right. He's right behind you. 438 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:10,344 - Turn around. - Surprisingly heavy. 439 00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:12,137 - Told you! 440 00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:14,241 - Gah! 441 00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:18,172 - Noooooo! My sweet boy! 442 00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:20,241 - I've bested your monster! 443 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,068 - You're the monster, Danny Chest! 444 00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,206 [ AWOL and Brainstorm in unison ] - We love you Danny Chest! 445 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,758 - And now for the grand finale! 446 00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:28,275 To launch the rest of you losers! 447 00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,689 - You've already got enough donations 448 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,655 for the STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD 449 00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,310 you don't need to launch us anymore. 450 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,034 - I know. But now I kinda' wanna see 451 00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:37,310 if these chairs actually work. 452 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:42,137 - Volt, is there any way you can zap Monsty? 453 00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,793 - Yeah, but he's knocked out, isn't that kinda' mean? 454 00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:46,586 - No, because-- - I mean I'll still do it tho-- 455 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,931 - I brought him to life with electricity, 456 00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:49,620 maybe electricity can wake him up! 457 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,413 - Worth a shot. I'm not gonna do that thing you do 458 00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:53,482 where you say some long, cool line before I do it either. 459 00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:56,103 I'm just gonna zap him. Y'see, I use my superpower, 460 00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,206 for the real superheroes, the people that go to work 461 00:19:58,206 --> 00:20:00,034 every day, gettin' the job done... 462 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:02,344 - Just zap him! 463 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:11,275 [ groans ] 464 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:19,793 - And now simply to press the launch button. 465 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,724 - Gahhhhh!! 466 00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:24,482 - Yay! You did it! 467 00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:25,862 Great job buddy now all ya gotta do 468 00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:29,344 is grab that remote and free us. 469 00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:30,551 Over there, go get it. 470 00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:32,724 Go get it. Come on. 471 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:37,862 - Monsty got it. 472 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:41,034 - Press the button. - Press the button bud. 473 00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:43,206 [ beeping ] 474 00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:45,965 CAPTAIN MAN: Ahhhhhhh!! 475 00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,793 - Ruh roh. 476 00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:51,241 - It's the, uh... It's the other button. 477 00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,137 [ music ] 478 00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:59,206 - And now it gives me great pleasure, to present 479 00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:01,793 this Employee of the Month award to someone 480 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:06,241 who has exhibited great courage and sacrifice... 481 00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:10,827 CAPTAIN MAN: Mika... Can you get out of the way, please? 482 00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:13,724 - Monsty, because of your heroics today 483 00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:16,137 at STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD 484 00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:19,517 you are the Man's Nest Employee of the Month. 485 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,310 - You must be so mad. 486 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:29,413 - No. I'm proud. - Dangit. 487 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,034 [ Chewbacca-like roar ] 488 00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:33,793 - Yay! I'm so proud of you. - Good job. 489 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,827 Great work. - I'm so proud of you. 490 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:37,137 - When all this is over, 491 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:39,517 get him a one-way bus ticket to Bordertown. 492 00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,137 - You got it, sir. 493 00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:43,172 Aw snap dude. 494 00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:46,551 I totally forgot to tell that you had jury duty today. 495 00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:49,413 - Oh. Don't worry, I took care of it. 496 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:55,241 JUDGE: Juror number nine, please state your name. 497 00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:58,551 - [ sighs ] I am Ray Manchester. 498 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:03,482 JUDGE: Good enough for me -- you're on this jury! 499 00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:05,413 [ whispers ] 500 00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:07,724 [ music ] 501 00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:15,551 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 502 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:18,379 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 503 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,413 ♪ I'm okay 504 00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:24,103 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 505 00:22:24,103 --> 00:22:27,034 ♪ Danger 506 00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:28,241 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 507 00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:29,689 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 508 00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:33,068 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 509 00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:34,068 ♪ Danger! 510 00:22:34,068 --> 00:22:35,655 ♪ One two three Force!