1 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:11,413 SCHWOZ: Previously on Danger Force... 2 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:13,241 - Got him! 3 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:15,620 - Because of you two Santa Claus is running around 4 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:17,827 the streets of Swellview without a brain! 5 00:00:17,827 --> 00:00:19,068 - Where's my brother? 6 00:00:19,068 --> 00:00:20,137 - Nobody say anything. 7 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:21,758 - He left. - Seriously? 8 00:00:21,758 --> 00:00:23,310 - Bump it, lil' dude! - No Bose don't touch him! 9 00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:26,517 - K-K-K-Kramp Life! 10 00:00:26,517 --> 00:00:28,103 - What are you doorknobs lookin' at?! 11 00:00:28,103 --> 00:00:30,586 - If we don't find Santa Claus before Krampus does 12 00:00:30,586 --> 00:00:33,206 there won't be a Christmas for us or anyone else in the world! 13 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:37,689 - That was easy. - Just kidding! 14 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,344 - Alright! - Ahhh! Go go go go! 15 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:40,586 - You're gonna have to try harder than that 16 00:00:40,586 --> 00:00:42,896 if you wanna save Christmas, kiddies! 17 00:00:44,413 --> 00:00:46,965 ♪ Up on the housetop reindeer pause ♪ 18 00:00:46,965 --> 00:00:49,068 ♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪ 19 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:51,000 - You know, it's a little chilly for smoothies, 20 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,896 but you do you. 21 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:54,620 - We're not here for smoothies! 22 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,206 I keep getting alerts that someone saw Santa 23 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:57,724 going into Hip Hop Purée. 24 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,827 - Well if he's here he should be easy to spot. 25 00:01:03,517 --> 00:01:05,206 ♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪ 26 00:01:05,206 --> 00:01:07,241 - Or not. 27 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,793 - What is going on here? 28 00:01:08,793 --> 00:01:10,758 - Da-ba-bah. It's a Santa party. 29 00:01:10,758 --> 00:01:12,689 Can't come in unless you're dressed like Santie Claus. 30 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:14,724 - Okay, I-I understand that, but we're superhe-- 31 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:18,344 - I don't care if you're Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. 32 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:20,379 You can't be here unless you're dressed like 33 00:01:20,379 --> 00:01:22,241 Kris "The Jingle" Kringle! 34 00:01:22,241 --> 00:01:23,724 - We just need a cuppa minutes to-- 35 00:01:23,724 --> 00:01:26,275 - It should be clear by now that I am not gonna let 36 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:27,827 either of you finish a sentence 37 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:31,206 until you're dressed like Father Christmas. 38 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:34,620 Lucky for you kids, I set some costumes aside for drop-ins. 39 00:01:36,724 --> 00:01:39,206 ♪ Up on the housetop, click click click ♪ 40 00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:43,862 ♪ Down through the chimney with good St. Nick ♪ 41 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:46,379 [ rap-rock music ] 42 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:51,724 - Bose! Can we turn down that awful music?! 43 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:59,344 - Whoaaaa, way harsh! 44 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:03,793 Way harsher! 45 00:02:03,793 --> 00:02:06,551 - Rap rock deserves the harshest of harsh. 46 00:02:06,551 --> 00:02:08,068 - If I can't crank tunes while crunching 47 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:12,034 Mahi-mahi tac-y tac-ies, what am I s'posed to do?! 48 00:02:12,034 --> 00:02:13,689 - I've got an idea... 49 00:02:13,689 --> 00:02:17,724 [ festive holiday music ] 50 00:02:17,724 --> 00:02:19,517 ♪ Why don'tcha help me fix the sleigh? ♪ 51 00:02:19,517 --> 00:02:21,413 ♪ I don't want to! 52 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:23,172 ♪ But I could use a hand today... ♪ 53 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:24,896 ♪ Wah wah, boo hoo! 54 00:02:24,896 --> 00:02:26,655 ♪ Hand me that wrench that's on the ground... ♪ 55 00:02:26,655 --> 00:02:28,448 ♪ All tools are lame! 56 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,172 ♪ Said by the biggest one around. ♪ 57 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:31,241 - What? - Nothing... 58 00:02:31,241 --> 00:02:33,034 - Hey! 59 00:02:33,034 --> 00:02:36,655 ♪ I think you're forgetting that it's Christmas! ♪ 60 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:39,310 ♪ I don't know what you're talkin' about ♪ 61 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:43,689 ♪ Forgive me for getting loud but I gotta let it out: ♪ 62 00:02:43,689 --> 00:02:45,620 ♪ you're never too ever too cool for the holidays ♪ 63 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,241 ♪ Blah blah blah blah blah 64 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:49,413 ♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays ♪ 65 00:02:49,413 --> 00:02:51,068 ♪ Blah blah blah blah blah 66 00:02:51,068 --> 00:02:53,137 ♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays ♪ 67 00:02:53,137 --> 00:02:59,103 ♪ I don't care cuz I'm too cool for the holidays! ♪ 68 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:01,206 - Dude, I know you're not a member of Klub Krampus, 69 00:03:01,206 --> 00:03:03,758 but rule number slevin is, "You don't gotta fix a sleigh, 70 00:03:03,758 --> 00:03:06,241 if you slay all DAY!" HOOAH! 71 00:03:06,241 --> 00:03:08,620 - Oh! At least fix your breath. 72 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:11,241 It smells like fish and caffeine. 73 00:03:11,241 --> 00:03:13,000 Here. 74 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,137 - A candy cane? 75 00:03:14,137 --> 00:03:15,931 No way! 76 00:03:19,793 --> 00:03:21,655 ♪ I used to love these as a boy! ♪ 77 00:03:21,655 --> 00:03:23,241 ♪ You're not a man... 78 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:25,310 ♪ The shape of the "j" would bring me joy! ♪ 79 00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:27,034 ♪ Glad you're a fan... 80 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:28,758 ♪ This is the sleigh of Santa Claus! ♪ 81 00:03:28,758 --> 00:03:30,206 ♪ What's going on? 82 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:32,517 ♪ What can I help you with, my Schwoz? ♪ 83 00:03:32,517 --> 00:03:34,241 ♪ The spell is gone! 84 00:03:34,241 --> 00:03:38,965 ♪ I finally remember that it's Christmas! ♪ 85 00:03:38,965 --> 00:03:41,517 ♪ That is what I'm talking about! ♪ 86 00:03:41,517 --> 00:03:44,034 ♪ The month of December you've every reason ♪ 87 00:03:44,034 --> 00:03:45,862 ♪ to let it out! 88 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:47,724 ♪ Cuz you're never too ever too cool for the holidays! ♪ 89 00:03:47,724 --> 00:03:49,448 ♪ Fa la la la la la... 90 00:03:49,448 --> 00:03:51,517 ♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays... ♪ 91 00:03:51,517 --> 00:03:53,206 ♪ Fa la la la la la... 92 00:03:53,206 --> 00:03:54,931 ♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holiday... ♪ 93 00:03:54,931 --> 00:03:56,586 ♪ Caroling mingling merrily singing ♪ 94 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:58,275 ♪ and jingling all of the way! ♪ 95 00:03:58,275 --> 00:04:01,103 ♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays! ♪ 96 00:04:01,103 --> 00:04:03,448 - Hey, what was it you wanted me to hand you earlier? 97 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:06,068 - Oh, that wrench on the ground! 98 00:04:06,068 --> 00:04:08,034 - Here you go. 99 00:04:14,068 --> 00:04:15,275 It's beautiful. 100 00:04:15,275 --> 00:04:17,586 But all I did was toss you a wrench! 101 00:04:17,586 --> 00:04:21,517 - That's the magic of Christmas, baby! 102 00:04:21,517 --> 00:04:23,241 ♪ Fa la la la la la... 103 00:04:23,241 --> 00:04:25,482 ♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays... ♪ 104 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,206 ♪ Fa la la la la la... 105 00:04:27,206 --> 00:04:29,689 ♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays... ♪ 106 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:33,482 - Merry Christmas, Schwoz! 107 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,620 - Awww, merry Christmas, Bosey. 108 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,000 [ tube alert ] 109 00:04:39,137 --> 00:04:40,310 - We're back! 110 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,551 - We got the sack! 111 00:04:41,551 --> 00:04:43,448 - Hey-hey, we fixed the sleigh! 112 00:04:43,448 --> 00:04:44,689 - Noice! 113 00:04:44,689 --> 00:04:46,103 - And someone fixed you! 114 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:47,758 - Schwoz did -- but not all the way though. 115 00:04:47,758 --> 00:04:50,862 I still have these gross dimples. 116 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:53,137 - So, did you defeat Krampus? 117 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:56,724 - Yeah'd you guys take him down to Pound Town? 118 00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:58,655 - Have you guys... been watching the news? 119 00:04:58,655 --> 00:05:00,103 - No. - Never. 120 00:05:00,103 --> 00:05:01,965 - We took him down to Pound Town. 121 00:05:01,965 --> 00:05:03,482 - All at once. - We really got him this time. 122 00:05:03,482 --> 00:05:06,068 - Not only won that battle... Krampus. Look at this. 123 00:05:06,068 --> 00:05:08,827 - That is an interesting candy cane right there. 124 00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:11,448 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 125 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:13,517 Hello! Hello?! 126 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:16,862 Hellloo! We're looking for Santa Claus! 127 00:05:16,862 --> 00:05:19,206 - Right here! - I'm Santa Claus! 128 00:05:19,206 --> 00:05:21,551 - No, we mean the real Santa Claus! 129 00:05:21,551 --> 00:05:23,689 - That's me! - That's me! 130 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:25,413 - I'm the real Santa! - Ho ho ho ho! 131 00:05:25,413 --> 00:05:26,758 - Wait, wait, wait, wait -- 132 00:05:26,758 --> 00:05:28,620 Ray said that the real Santa lost his memory. 133 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,068 - So? - So... 134 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:33,379 that means Santa doesn't know who he is. 135 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:36,206 - That means if these guys say they're the real Santa Claus... 136 00:05:36,206 --> 00:05:37,965 - They can't be the real Santa Claus. 137 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:39,793 - Well then where is the real Santa?! 138 00:05:39,793 --> 00:05:42,275 SANTA: ♪ A-put ya hand up, a-put ya hands up ♪ 139 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:46,241 ♪ If you got a itchy beard, a-put ya hands up! ♪ 140 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:49,068 [ Dancing Santas cheer ] 141 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:50,655 - Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 142 00:05:50,655 --> 00:05:52,068 - No requests! 143 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:53,620 - Are you the real Santa Claus?! 144 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:56,137 - What's a Santa Claus?! 145 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:57,517 - This is our guy. 146 00:05:57,517 --> 00:05:59,413 - You're coming with us! 147 00:05:59,413 --> 00:06:02,448 - Hands off! - Come on! 148 00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:04,206 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 149 00:06:04,206 --> 00:06:06,965 I just got a weird text from a nine-oh-nine number 150 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:10,344 that's telling me to say, "Party Time." 151 00:06:10,344 --> 00:06:11,655 - Ahh! 152 00:06:11,655 --> 00:06:13,793 - Did someone say, "Party Time?!" 153 00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:17,275 [ air horn blares ] 154 00:06:17,275 --> 00:06:22,241 - Uh, who are you and are you single? 155 00:06:22,241 --> 00:06:23,586 - Name's Krampus. 156 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:26,034 And I'm a free man outside the nine-oh-nine. 157 00:06:26,034 --> 00:06:29,172 International waters dude -- no rules apply! 158 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:31,172 - Enchanté. - No! Don't touch him! 159 00:06:31,172 --> 00:06:34,448 - You'll turn into a-- ...Krampon. 160 00:06:34,448 --> 00:06:36,206 Hey, why didn't she change when she touched him? 161 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:38,586 - Eh...She seemed like a Krampon to begin with. 162 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:41,620 - Alright, side salads. Time to hand over my brother. 163 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,103 - No. - Look, you're not gonna be 164 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,137 the first kid I've slapped so outta my way-- 165 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:48,241 - I said [ Super-screams ] NO!!! 166 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,448 - Ohhhhh yeahhhh... 167 00:06:51,448 --> 00:06:53,482 now my Krampits can breathe! 168 00:06:53,482 --> 00:06:55,448 - Sorry, Santas! 169 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,965 - Do I smell Maxx Body Spray? 170 00:06:57,965 --> 00:07:01,517 - Yeah. Summer Swag flavor, baby. 171 00:07:01,517 --> 00:07:03,862 - Get him out of here! - Not without you! 172 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:06,000 - Haaa! - Oh! 173 00:07:13,655 --> 00:07:15,275 - Ah! - Dang it. 174 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:19,413 - It all just kinda happened. 175 00:07:19,413 --> 00:07:22,206 [ kids all talking at once ] 176 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:23,482 - Stop talking! 177 00:07:23,482 --> 00:07:26,379 ♪ Danger 178 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:27,448 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 179 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,758 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 180 00:07:28,758 --> 00:07:32,413 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 181 00:07:32,413 --> 00:07:33,413 ♪ Danger! 182 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:34,965 ♪ One two three Force! 183 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:37,034 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 184 00:07:37,034 --> 00:07:39,965 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 185 00:07:43,241 --> 00:07:45,482 [ music ] 186 00:07:45,482 --> 00:07:47,896 - Woo! 187 00:07:47,896 --> 00:07:51,655 Out of my way poor people, coming through! 188 00:07:51,655 --> 00:07:53,413 - My turn! My turn! When's my turn?! 189 00:07:53,413 --> 00:07:54,620 - Calm down, Bose, 190 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,517 I just got this outta the Christmas bag! 191 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,965 Vroom vrooom. 192 00:08:01,172 --> 00:08:02,862 - Santa! 193 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,517 AWOL: I got him! 194 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:07,586 - Miles, I found a jet ski in Santa's bag of presents! 195 00:08:07,586 --> 00:08:09,862 It's for me! 196 00:08:09,862 --> 00:08:11,034 - Where's Mika?! 197 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:12,620 - I had to leave her behind. 198 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:14,517 Hey you're not all Kramped up anymore. 199 00:08:14,517 --> 00:08:16,724 - Schwoz and I sang a song and then he gave me a present 200 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:20,275 and now except for these gross dimples I'm fine! 201 00:08:20,275 --> 00:08:22,793 - And I got a Jet Ski! You wanna ride it? 202 00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,344 You can't, it's mine! 203 00:08:24,344 --> 00:08:26,000 - He's been like this ever since he got it. 204 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,448 - Nah, he's always been like that. 205 00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:31,000 I gotta go get my sister. 206 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,275 - I gotta get this baby to Lake Swellview. 207 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:34,827 - You can't leave now! 208 00:08:34,827 --> 00:08:37,241 I know we told them that we took Krampus down to Pound Town, 209 00:08:37,241 --> 00:08:39,448 but he's still actually still out there! 210 00:08:39,448 --> 00:08:41,103 [ Bose gasps ] 211 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:44,655 - Maybe he's at Lake Swellview because he loves lakes 212 00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:47,724 didn't I tell you that part of the story my bad down the tube! 213 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:51,724 [ knocking ] 214 00:08:51,724 --> 00:08:53,862 - Are they back already? 215 00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:59,482 Party time? 216 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:00,689 Who put this here? 217 00:09:00,689 --> 00:09:02,862 [ music ] 218 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,551 - Where's my sister?! 219 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,137 [ ShoutOut super-screams ] 220 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:16,758 - Ah... why do I get thrown through a door 221 00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:19,241 at this party every year? 222 00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:22,482 - Where's Santa? - Santa's safe. 223 00:09:22,482 --> 00:09:23,689 Where's Krampus? 224 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,655 - I dunno. But if we're here. 225 00:09:25,655 --> 00:09:27,344 And Krampus is not... 226 00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:31,103 - Santa and his magic bag are back at the Man's Nest... 227 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:35,034 [ music ] 228 00:09:35,034 --> 00:09:37,103 - You'll never get away with this, Krampus! 229 00:09:37,103 --> 00:09:39,517 - He's literally getting away with it right now. 230 00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:40,724 We can't stop him. 231 00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:42,241 - Okay, fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. 232 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:44,103 You'll definitely get away with this, Krampus! 233 00:09:44,103 --> 00:09:45,517 - See, that's better. - Now that makes sense. 234 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:47,172 - Okay, I get it I get it. - Of course I will. 235 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,862 And I'll be happy knowing you're sad 236 00:09:48,862 --> 00:09:51,517 because you'll never have another Christmas again dudes! 237 00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:53,965 ANNOYING HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: B-b-b-b-b-bye, Christmas! 238 00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:58,448 - Krampus! - 'Sup, dummies? 239 00:09:58,448 --> 00:09:59,965 Say goodbye to all things Santa! 240 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,448 - You'll never get away with thi-- 241 00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:02,827 - Gonna stop you right there. - No, he will. He will. 242 00:10:02,827 --> 00:10:04,172 - Don't... just, don't. 243 00:10:06,241 --> 00:10:07,586 Told ya. 244 00:10:07,586 --> 00:10:10,000 [ music ] 245 00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:13,448 - Okay, at least we know it can't get any worse. 246 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:15,448 - Noooo! - Again, why would you say that? 247 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,413 - Relax. Krampus has Santa, and the magic bag of presents, 248 00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:21,034 and Santa's sleigh. 249 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:22,931 It can't possibly get any worse. 250 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:24,413 - Uh, guys? 251 00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:27,551 - Things just got a whole lot better! 252 00:10:27,551 --> 00:10:30,344 - See? - For Krampus! 253 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,551 - Oh man, they got me. 254 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:34,793 Kudos to them. 255 00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:37,034 - Now that stupid Santa is stashed away 256 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:40,896 at an undisclosed lame-cation, Grandmaster K-- 257 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:43,896 - That's K-K-K-K-Krampus! 258 00:10:43,896 --> 00:10:46,793 - --is free to travel all over the world, 259 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:49,827 spreading his super sick message of rap-rock love 260 00:10:49,827 --> 00:10:51,965 and Christmas hate. 261 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,827 - Awwwwwwww yeah! 262 00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:55,862 - No, way... 263 00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,034 - It's true! Look... 264 00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:59,517 Look, he's been to Italy... 265 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:01,482 [ speaking Italian ] 266 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:07,965 - Russia... 267 00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:10,344 [ speaking Russian ] 268 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:16,793 - Scotland! 269 00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:19,206 - Wee bit of a problem -- 270 00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:29,206 - Ah've just been handed a wee note! 271 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:32,172 - It says it's party time? 272 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:35,103 - Did someone say "Party time?!" 273 00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:39,034 K-K-K-K-Krampus! 274 00:11:40,896 --> 00:11:43,931 [ in unison ] - Siiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkk! 275 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:45,275 - Aw man. 276 00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:49,034 I gotta get me one of those Russian hats. 277 00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:50,965 - Aiieee! - We need to do something. 278 00:11:50,965 --> 00:11:52,310 - Agreed -- we can't just sit here 279 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,137 and let Krampus ruin Christmas. 280 00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:55,758 - Oh what are we supposed to do? 281 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,862 I mean we don't even know where Krampus took Santa, 282 00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:59,551 and it's already Christmas Eve! 283 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,241 [ tube alert ] 284 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,586 - Why didn't somebody tell me that Lake Swellview is frozen?! 285 00:12:07,586 --> 00:12:08,862 - It's December. 286 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,344 - What did you think would happen? 287 00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:12,379 - Doe! I don't know! Maybe some of that global warming 288 00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:14,551 that you guys won't shut up about! 289 00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,137 Schwoz, turn on my coal-burning bath! 290 00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:17,965 - We've got bigger problems. 291 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:21,551 - Krampus stole Santa, the magic bag of presents, and the sleigh. 292 00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:23,068 - And now he's going around the world 293 00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,620 turning people into Krampons. 294 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:28,034 - Oh my god... Is what I would say 295 00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:30,034 if I didn't already get my present! 296 00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:33,448 Schwoz, where's that coal burning bath?! 297 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:36,551 - If we can figure out where Krampus took Santa, 298 00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:39,137 maybe Miles can teleport you all there 299 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:42,379 and you can still defeat Krampus and save Christmas. 300 00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,965 - Yeah, but how are we supposed to know where he took him? 301 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:49,655 - Guys. We know exactly where he is. 302 00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,965 In the nine-oh-nine. 303 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:53,482 - San Bernardino. 304 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,344 [ Bose gasps ] 305 00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:56,862 - No... 306 00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:58,413 - Yes. SHOUTOUT: Chapa's right. 307 00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:00,413 I'll bet Krampus trapped Santa in the same store 308 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,448 where Santa kept him for all that time. 309 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,965 - According to the book it's called "Punk Function." 310 00:13:05,965 --> 00:13:08,482 - Then that's where we'll go. 311 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,413 - As soon as I take my coal-fired bath. 312 00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:14,931 - We do not have time for that! 313 00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:17,137 [ all shouting ] 314 00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:23,172 [ music ] 315 00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,724 - and then for the next Spring Break 316 00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:28,172 I went to the Florida Panhandle, or the "Fran-handle" 317 00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:30,482 as the locals call it now-- 318 00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:33,655 - Hey babe, remember earlier when you weren't talking? 319 00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,000 - Sorta. 320 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,172 - Can we go back to that? - Not a problem. 321 00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:40,068 - I just wanna hear my bro-bro over there cry 322 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,482 because he's all tied up. 323 00:13:41,482 --> 00:13:42,827 He he he ha ha. 324 00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:45,620 - Hey, could I get next-ies on a massage? 325 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,000 - Sure. - No! 326 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,310 You trapped me in here for years, 327 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,586 I'm gonna do the same to you dude! 328 00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:51,241 - That's fair. 329 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,068 - Dangit, AWOL! - What? 330 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,620 I got us here on the first try! 331 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,344 - You were supposed to teleport us outside the store 332 00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,172 so I could kick the door in! 333 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,586 - Oh, cheese and rice my ex is here, 334 00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,896 this is awkward... 335 00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:07,586 - You used to date this guy? 336 00:14:07,586 --> 00:14:09,172 - Sure did. 337 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:10,689 - Uh, sure did not! 338 00:14:10,689 --> 00:14:13,586 She attacked me in a lion's den at the Swellview Zoo! 339 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,241 - Well yeah, but then we went out four more times. 340 00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,379 - It sounds like you two used to date. 341 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:21,758 - Who are you gonna believe? Captain Man or a woman who has 342 00:14:21,758 --> 00:14:26,137 a cardboard cutout of all seven members of BTS in her bathroom?! 343 00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:28,344 - How do you know she has cardboard cutouts of BTS in her bath-- 344 00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:29,931 - Can we get on with the fight please?! 345 00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:32,172 - Yeah, we're running out of time to save Christmas! 346 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,206 - Correction: you're already out of time. 347 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,241 Because you're on my turf now dude. 348 00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:38,724 Let me show you how we do things in the nine-oh-nine! 349 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:42,310 - Alright, kids, you untie Santa, I'll fight this clown. 350 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:45,275 - Diiieeee! - Let's goooooo! 351 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,103 - Or you guys fight Krampus and I'll untie Santa. 352 00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:51,034 Alright Santa, come here for a second. 353 00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:55,172 - Oww! 354 00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,310 - That pain! 355 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,241 - Ohhh no! I'm floating against my will! 356 00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:04,586 - That's right, Krampus. 357 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:07,517 - You win a prize -- ultra-dark sick-glasses! 358 00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:14,689 - That's i-- - Nope! 359 00:15:21,034 --> 00:15:23,931 - Ewwww! Chain wallets! 360 00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,724 Get 'em off me get 'em off! 361 00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,482 - Doesn't look like you guys have this! 362 00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:28,862 Will you stop trying to bite me, Santa! 363 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:31,000 - I don't know who you are! 364 00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:37,655 - Let's see what you got for me. 365 00:15:37,655 --> 00:15:39,896 - Nothing. I don't care if you can teleport. 366 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,551 Plus, you seem pretty chill and under different circumstances, 367 00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:44,241 I can see us being friends. 368 00:15:44,241 --> 00:15:46,965 - Well thank you. But we will never be friends! 369 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:49,103 - Your call, T-mobil. 370 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,206 And while you're here, please don't enjoy 371 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,896 our selection of sick belts! 372 00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:03,620 - Why is everything in this store so ugly? 373 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:06,517 - Alright, pal... looks like it's just you and me. 374 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:10,206 - Ohhhhhhh god they're fighting over me... 375 00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:11,758 - I think it's time we end this -- quick. 376 00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:15,655 - No, no, no no no, not too fast, boys... 377 00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:16,896 - Oh, it'll be fast. 378 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,965 Because I'm indestructible. 379 00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:21,482 And also I got a new girl, Fran. 380 00:16:21,482 --> 00:16:24,172 Her name is Sea-Dude, and she's a jet ski 381 00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,068 that I just got for Christmas. 382 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:30,482 And unlike some people, she doesn't judge me when I cry. 383 00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:32,137 - I just prefer a tough man-- 384 00:16:32,137 --> 00:16:33,482 - You would have to be a rock 385 00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:35,103 not to cry at that movie we watched! 386 00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,517 - Kung Fu Panda?! 387 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,137 - Whoa, whoa, bro. Reverse those water works. 388 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:41,034 Did you just say you got a jet ski for Christmas? 389 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,241 - Yes. 390 00:16:42,241 --> 00:16:44,586 - Does it have cupholders? - Two. 391 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,344 - Oh! I was once supposed to get a jet ski 392 00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:51,241 for Christmas -- with cupholders. 393 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:54,965 But my dad said I was naughty and... 394 00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:58,275 [ blubbering ] he never gave me that jet ski. 395 00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:02,241 - Aw, you're a crier too? 396 00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,827 - I'm so sorry that happened to you. 397 00:17:03,827 --> 00:17:06,172 - I think if I had gotten that jet ski 398 00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:07,517 I wouldn't hate Christmas, 399 00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:09,206 I wouldn't wear boot-cut jeans, 400 00:17:09,206 --> 00:17:11,034 I wouldn't have been like this at all! 401 00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:13,379 - Ewww... 402 00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,103 - Come here, buddy. 403 00:17:15,103 --> 00:17:17,344 [ Krampus cries ] 404 00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:20,620 - It's okay. It's not your fault. 405 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,965 - I got it! Captain Man! 406 00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:25,137 Why don't you give Krampus your jet ski? 407 00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:27,206 - Ew, no gross it's mine. 408 00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:29,965 - But... maybe, if you gave Krampus the gift he never got-- 409 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,379 - No! - --he might not hate Christmas anymore. 410 00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:33,482 - Where are you getting this from? 411 00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,551 - He just said it! 412 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:37,068 [ groans ] 413 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,896 - Been waitin' one whole year to get a third jet ski 414 00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,000 and I finally got one! 415 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,551 - You already had two of 'em?! 416 00:17:41,551 --> 00:17:43,517 - I don't know, I might have four or five by now 417 00:17:43,517 --> 00:17:45,758 it's hard to keep track when you're a multi-jet-ski-aire. 418 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,310 - I have been waiting for thousands of years 419 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,620 and I've never gotten one. 420 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,379 - Fight for it! Winner take all! 421 00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,103 Also take your shirts off! 422 00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:54,517 - Fran -- stop. - Not now! 423 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,655 - Just give him your fifth jet ski! 424 00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:58,482 - I will buy you another one! 425 00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:00,103 - But what if it doesn't have any cup holders?! 426 00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,793 - I'll chip in for cupholders! 427 00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,172 [ groans ] 428 00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:06,689 [ muffled ] 429 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,965 - ShoutOut's right. 430 00:18:13,965 --> 00:18:16,827 - Wow -- that's what turned you? Okay. 431 00:18:19,172 --> 00:18:23,344 [ music ] 432 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,862 - Merry Christmas, Krampus. 433 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:32,965 [ upbeat music ] 434 00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,137 - Ugh, I'm leaving. 435 00:18:43,137 --> 00:18:44,827 Hate pretty boys... 436 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:48,275 - Still ugly. 437 00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:51,310 - Well, I guess that just about fixes everything. 438 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,482 - I still don't know who I am! 439 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:54,758 - Oh. - Ehhh. 440 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,448 - Can you give Santa his memory back? 441 00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:58,482 - My dad probably could, but we stopped speaking 442 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,137 about three-thousand years ago. 443 00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:02,137 - This timeline makes no sense! 444 00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,034 - Look -- we'll figure out the timeline later. 445 00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:06,655 Right now we gotta figure out a way to fix Santa's brain. 446 00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:08,172 Unless someone can think of a way to make 447 00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:09,931 that sleigh fly on its own. 448 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,206 - Oh! Brainstorm -- you think you can lift that thing? 449 00:19:12,206 --> 00:19:13,896 - I can try... 450 00:19:13,896 --> 00:19:16,379 - And I can teleport from the sleigh to peoples' houses 451 00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:18,344 and deliver the presents. 452 00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:20,379 - That's great. - Yeah. 453 00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:23,034 - Ah, it's so dang foggy out tonight, 454 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:26,689 how are you guys even gonna see where you're going?! 455 00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:29,965 - ShoutOut, with your mouth so bright, 456 00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:34,137 won't you guide this sleigh tonight? 457 00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:38,827 - Christmas is saved! We saved Christmas! 458 00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,413 We saved Christmas! We saved Christmas! 459 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,862 - Hey Merry Christmas. 460 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,379 - What's Christmas? 461 00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:45,000 - It's like taco Tuesday but better. 462 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,310 - We saved Christmas! We saved Christmas! 463 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:51,068 [ music ] 464 00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:54,103 - Who's next on the list?! 465 00:19:54,103 --> 00:19:55,344 - Trent and Mary! 466 00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:58,000 - Bose, levitate us over to KLVY! 467 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,241 - I can't see KLVY! There's too much fog! 468 00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:03,344 - We need a little more light! 469 00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:05,103 - On it! 470 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,000 - Thank you! 471 00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:12,000 - Uh, alright. Back in a krampus! 472 00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:19,758 - Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! 473 00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:26,000 Here and here. 474 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,931 Enjoy. 475 00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:32,000 - A white button-down shirt! 476 00:20:37,931 --> 00:20:39,862 - A ball! 477 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,965 - Shoes with bottoms! 478 00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:53,965 Blimey! 479 00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:58,724 - A toothbrush! 480 00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:06,000 - Sweetheart, that's a pencil. 481 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,275 - What? 482 00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:10,448 - Nothing, just keep brushing your teeth. 483 00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:14,310 - Alright, who's next?! 484 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,172 - All seven members of BTS! - Where are they? 485 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:18,931 - Fran's apartment? 486 00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:20,931 - On Mika! 487 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:28,965 CHAPA: ...and Danger Force rode into the night 488 00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:30,655 saving Christmas for the rest of the world 489 00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:34,344 and un-Krampifying all the good little boys and girls. 490 00:21:34,344 --> 00:21:37,448 The End. 491 00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:39,275 - Now that's a good Christmas story. 492 00:21:39,275 --> 00:21:41,103 - It's a great Christmas story. 493 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:43,965 - So warm and fuzzy. 494 00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:45,344 - Hey where's Ray? 495 00:21:45,344 --> 00:21:48,379 [ muffled ] 496 00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:50,000 - What are you saying? 497 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,172 - She's saying he's at Lake Havasu 498 00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,413 riding Krampus's jet ski! 499 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,413 [ mumbles "Thank you." ] 500 00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,827 - You're welcome. 501 00:21:56,827 --> 00:22:00,206 - Ah ha ha ha ha! I LOVE LAKES! 502 00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:02,103 - I KNEW IT! 503 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,586 - WHAT'S A LAKE?! 504 00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:07,827 [ Captain Man and Krampus in unison ] - Ohhhhh, Santa... 505 00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:15,758 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 506 00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:18,551 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 507 00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,965 ♪ I'm okay 508 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,344 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 509 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,241 ♪ Danger 510 00:22:27,241 --> 00:22:28,482 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 511 00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:29,827 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 512 00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:33,379 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 513 00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:34,379 ♪ Danger! 514 00:22:34,379 --> 00:22:35,724 ♪ One two three Force!