SCHWOZ: Previously on Danger Force...
- Got him!
- Because of you two Santa Claus is running around
the streets of Swellview without a brain!
- Where's my brother?
- Nobody say anything.
- He left. - Seriously?
- Bump it, lil' dude! - No Bose don't touch him!
- K-K-K-Kramp Life!
- What are you doorknobs lookin' at?!
- If we don't find Santa Claus before Krampus does
there won't be a Christmas for us or anyone else in the world!
- That was easy. - Just kidding!
- Alright! - Ahhh! Go go go go!
- You're gonna have to try harder than that
if you wanna save Christmas, kiddies!
♪ Up on the housetop reindeer pause ♪
♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪
- You know, it's a little chilly for smoothies,
but you do you.
- We're not here for smoothies!
I keep getting alerts that someone saw Santa
going into Hip Hop Purée.
- Well if he's here he should be easy to spot.
♪ Out jumps good old Santa Claus ♪
- Or not.
- What is going on here?
- Da-ba-bah. It's a Santa party.
Can't come in unless you're dressed like Santie Claus.
- Okay, I-I understand that, but we're superhe--
- I don't care if you're Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
You can't be here unless you're dressed like
Kris "The Jingle" Kringle!
- We just need a cuppa minutes to--
- It should be clear by now that I am not gonna let
either of you finish a sentence
until you're dressed like Father Christmas.
Lucky for you kids, I set some costumes aside for drop-ins.
♪ Up on the housetop, click click click ♪
♪ Down through the chimney with good St. Nick ♪
[ rap-rock music ]
- Bose! Can we turn down that awful music?!
- Whoaaaa, way harsh!
Way harsher!
- Rap rock deserves the harshest of harsh.
- If I can't crank tunes while crunching
Mahi-mahi tac-y tac-ies, what am I s'posed to do?!
- I've got an idea...
[ festive holiday music ]
♪ Why don'tcha help me fix the sleigh? ♪
♪ I don't want to!
♪ But I could use a hand today... ♪
♪ Wah wah, boo hoo!
♪ Hand me that wrench that's on the ground... ♪
♪ All tools are lame!
♪ Said by the biggest one around. ♪
- What? - Nothing...
- Hey!
♪ I think you're forgetting that it's Christmas! ♪
♪ I don't know what you're talkin' about ♪
♪ Forgive me for getting loud but I gotta let it out: ♪
♪ you're never too ever too cool for the holidays ♪
♪ Blah blah blah blah blah
♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays ♪
♪ Blah blah blah blah blah
♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays ♪
♪ I don't care cuz I'm too cool for the holidays! ♪
- Dude, I know you're not a member of Klub Krampus,
but rule number slevin is, "You don't gotta fix a sleigh,
if you slay all DAY!" HOOAH!
- Oh! At least fix your breath.
It smells like fish and caffeine.
Here.
- A candy cane?
No way!
♪ I used to love these as a boy! ♪
♪ You're not a man...
♪ The shape of the "j" would bring me joy! ♪
♪ Glad you're a fan...
♪ This is the sleigh of Santa Claus! ♪
♪ What's going on?
♪ What can I help you with, my Schwoz? ♪
♪ The spell is gone!
♪ I finally remember that it's Christmas! ♪
♪ That is what I'm talking about! ♪
♪ The month of December you've every reason ♪
♪ to let it out!
♪ Cuz you're never too ever too cool for the holidays! ♪
♪ Fa la la la la la...
♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays... ♪
♪ Fa la la la la la...
♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holiday... ♪
♪ Caroling mingling merrily singing ♪
♪ and jingling all of the way! ♪
♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays! ♪
- Hey, what was it you wanted me to hand you earlier?
- Oh, that wrench on the ground!
- Here you go.
It's beautiful.
But all I did was toss you a wrench!
- That's the magic of Christmas, baby!
♪ Fa la la la la la...
♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays... ♪
♪ Fa la la la la la...
♪ You're never too ever too cool for the holidays... ♪
- Merry Christmas, Schwoz!
- Awww, merry Christmas, Bosey.
[ tube alert ]
- We're back!
- We got the sack!
- Hey-hey, we fixed the sleigh!
- Noice!
- And someone fixed you!
- Schwoz did -- but not all the way though.
I still have these gross dimples.
- So, did you defeat Krampus?
- Yeah'd you guys take him down to Pound Town?
- Have you guys... been watching the news?
- No. - Never.
- We took him down to Pound Town.
- All at once. - We really got him this time.
- Not only won that battle... Krampus. Look at this.
- That is an interesting candy cane right there.
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
Hello! Hello?!
Hellloo! We're looking for Santa Claus!
- Right here! - I'm Santa Claus!
- No, we mean the real Santa Claus!
- That's me! - That's me!
- I'm the real Santa! - Ho ho ho ho!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait --
Ray said that the real Santa lost his memory.
- So? - So...
that means Santa doesn't know who he is.
- That means if these guys say they're the real Santa Claus...
- They can't be the real Santa Claus.
- Well then where is the real Santa?!
SANTA: ♪ A-put ya hand up, a-put ya hands up ♪
♪ If you got a itchy beard, a-put ya hands up! ♪
[ Dancing Santas cheer ]
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
- No requests!
- Are you the real Santa Claus?!
- What's a Santa Claus?!
- This is our guy.
- You're coming with us!
- Hands off! - Come on!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I just got a weird text from a nine-oh-nine number
that's telling me to say, "Party Time."
- Ahh!
- Did someone say, "Party Time?!"
[ air horn blares ]
- Uh, who are you and are you single?
- Name's Krampus.
And I'm a free man outside the nine-oh-nine.
International waters dude -- no rules apply!
- Enchanté. - No! Don't touch him!
- You'll turn into a-- ...Krampon.
Hey, why didn't she change when she touched him?
- Eh...She seemed like a Krampon to begin with.
- Alright, side salads. Time to hand over my brother.
- No. - Look, you're not gonna be
the first kid I've slapped so outta my way--
- I said [ Super-screams ] NO!!!
- Ohhhhh yeahhhh...
now my Krampits can breathe!
- Sorry, Santas!
- Do I smell Maxx Body Spray?
- Yeah. Summer Swag flavor, baby.
- Get him out of here! - Not without you!
- Haaa! - Oh!
- Ah! - Dang it.
- It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all talking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ] - Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell. - I know.
[ music ]
- Woo!
Out of my way poor people, coming through!
- My turn! My turn! When's my turn?!
- Calm down, Bose,
I just got this outta the Christmas bag!
Vroom vrooom.
- Santa!
AWOL: I got him!
- Miles, I found a jet ski in Santa's bag of presents!
It's for me!
- Where's Mika?!
- I had to leave her behind.
Hey you're not all Kramped up anymore.
- Schwoz and I sang a song and then he gave me a present
and now except for these gross dimples I'm fine!
- And I got a Jet Ski! You wanna ride it?
You can't, it's mine!
- He's been like this ever since he got it.
- Nah, he's always been like that.
I gotta go get my sister.
- I gotta get this baby to Lake Swellview.
- You can't leave now!
I know we told them that we took Krampus down to Pound Town,
but he's still actually still out there!
[ Bose gasps ]
- Maybe he's at Lake Swellview because he loves lakes
didn't I tell you that part of the story my bad down the tube!
[ knocking ]
- Are they back already?
Party time?
Who put this here?
[ music ]
- Where's my sister?!
[ ShoutOut super-screams ]
- Ah... why do I get thrown through a door
at this party every year?
- Where's Santa? - Santa's safe.
Where's Krampus?
- I dunno. But if we're here.
And Krampus is not...
- Santa and his magic bag are back at the Man's Nest...
[ music ]
- You'll never get away with this, Krampus!
- He's literally getting away with it right now.
We can't stop him.
- Okay, fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
You'll definitely get away with this, Krampus!
- See, that's better. - Now that makes sense.
- Okay, I get it I get it. - Of course I will.
And I'll be happy knowing you're sad
because you'll never have another Christmas again dudes!
ANNOYING HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: B-b-b-b-b-bye, Christmas!
- Krampus! - 'Sup, dummies?
Say goodbye to all things Santa!
- You'll never get away with thi--
- Gonna stop you right there. - No, he will. He will.
- Don't... just, don't.
Told ya.
[ music ]
- Okay, at least we know it can't get any worse.
- Noooo! - Again, why would you say that?
- Relax. Krampus has Santa, and the magic bag of presents,
and Santa's sleigh.
It can't possibly get any worse.
- Uh, guys?
- Things just got a whole lot better!
- See? - For Krampus!
- Oh man, they got me.
Kudos to them.
- Now that stupid Santa is stashed away
at an undisclosed lame-cation, Grandmaster K--
- That's K-K-K-K-Krampus!
- --is free to travel all over the world,
spreading his super sick message of rap-rock love
and Christmas hate.
- Awwwwwwww yeah!
- No, way...
- It's true! Look...
Look, he's been to Italy...
[ speaking Italian ]
- Russia...
[ speaking Russian ]
- Scotland!
- Wee bit of a problem --
- Ah've just been handed a wee note!
- It says it's party time?
- Did someone say "Party time?!"
K-K-K-K-Krampus!
[ in unison ] - Siiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkk!
- Aw man.
I gotta get me one of those Russian hats.
- Aiieee! - We need to do something.
- Agreed -- we can't just sit here
and let Krampus ruin Christmas.
- Oh what are we supposed to do?
I mean we don't even know where Krampus took Santa,
and it's already Christmas Eve!
[ tube alert ]
- Why didn't somebody tell me that Lake Swellview is frozen?!
- It's December.
- What did you think would happen?
- Doe! I don't know! Maybe some of that global warming
that you guys won't shut up about!
Schwoz, turn on my coal-burning bath!
- We've got bigger problems.
- Krampus stole Santa, the magic bag of presents, and the sleigh.
- And now he's going around the world
turning people into Krampons.
- Oh my god... Is what I would say
if I didn't already get my present!
Schwoz, where's that coal burning bath?!
- If we can figure out where Krampus took Santa,
maybe Miles can teleport you all there
and you can still defeat Krampus and save Christmas.
- Yeah, but how are we supposed to know where he took him?
- Guys. We know exactly where he is.
In the nine-oh-nine.
- San Bernardino.
[ Bose gasps ]
- No...
- Yes. SHOUTOUT: Chapa's right.
I'll bet Krampus trapped Santa in the same store
where Santa kept him for all that time.
- According to the book it's called "Punk Function."
- Then that's where we'll go.
- As soon as I take my coal-fired bath.
- We do not have time for that!
[ all shouting ]
[ music ]
- and then for the next Spring Break
I went to the Florida Panhandle, or the "Fran-handle"
as the locals call it now--
- Hey babe, remember earlier when you weren't talking?
- Sorta.
- Can we go back to that? - Not a problem.
- I just wanna hear my bro-bro over there cry
because he's all tied up.
He he he ha ha.
- Hey, could I get next-ies on a massage?
- Sure. - No!
You trapped me in here for years,
I'm gonna do the same to you dude!
- That's fair.
- Dangit, AWOL! - What?
I got us here on the first try!
- You were supposed to teleport us outside the store
so I could kick the door in!
- Oh, cheese and rice my ex is here,
this is awkward...
- You used to date this guy?
- Sure did.
- Uh, sure did not!
She attacked me in a lion's den at the Swellview Zoo!
- Well yeah, but then we went out four more times.
- It sounds like you two used to date.
- Who are you gonna believe? Captain Man or a woman who has
a cardboard cutout of all seven members of BTS in her bathroom?!
- How do you know she has cardboard cutouts of BTS in her bath--
- Can we get on with the fight please?!
- Yeah, we're running out of time to save Christmas!
- Correction: you're already out of time.
Because you're on my turf now dude.
Let me show you how we do things in the nine-oh-nine!
- Alright, kids, you untie Santa, I'll fight this clown.
- Diiieeee! - Let's goooooo!
- Or you guys fight Krampus and I'll untie Santa.
Alright Santa, come here for a second.
- Oww!
- That pain!
- Ohhh no! I'm floating against my will!
- That's right, Krampus.
- You win a prize -- ultra-dark sick-glasses!
- That's i-- - Nope!
- Ewwww! Chain wallets!
Get 'em off me get 'em off!
- Doesn't look like you guys have this!
Will you stop trying to bite me, Santa!
- I don't know who you are!
- Let's see what you got for me.
- Nothing. I don't care if you can teleport.
Plus, you seem pretty chill and under different circumstances,
I can see us being friends.
- Well thank you. But we will never be friends!
- Your call, T-mobil.
And while you're here, please don't enjoy
our selection of sick belts!
- Why is everything in this store so ugly?
- Alright, pal... looks like it's just you and me.
- Ohhhhhhh god they're fighting over me...
- I think it's time we end this -- quick.
- No, no, no no no, not too fast, boys...
- Oh, it'll be fast.
Because I'm indestructible.
And also I got a new girl, Fran.
Her name is Sea-Dude, and she's a jet ski
that I just got for Christmas.
And unlike some people, she doesn't judge me when I cry.
- I just prefer a tough man--
- You would have to be a rock
not to cry at that movie we watched!
- Kung Fu Panda?!
- Whoa, whoa, bro. Reverse those water works.
Did you just say you got a jet ski for Christmas?
- Yes.
- Does it have cupholders? - Two.
- Oh! I was once supposed to get a jet ski
for Christmas -- with cupholders.
But my dad said I was naughty and...
[ blubbering ] he never gave me that jet ski.
- Aw, you're a crier too?
- I'm so sorry that happened to you.
- I think if I had gotten that jet ski
I wouldn't hate Christmas,
I wouldn't wear boot-cut jeans,
I wouldn't have been like this at all!
- Ewww...
- Come here, buddy.
[ Krampus cries ]
- It's okay. It's not your fault.
- I got it! Captain Man!
Why don't you give Krampus your jet ski?
- Ew, no gross it's mine.
- But... maybe, if you gave Krampus the gift he never got--
- No! - --he might not hate Christmas anymore.
- Where are you getting this from?
- He just said it!
[ groans ]
- Been waitin' one whole year to get a third jet ski
and I finally got one!
- You already had two of 'em?!
- I don't know, I might have four or five by now
it's hard to keep track when you're a multi-jet-ski-aire.
- I have been waiting for thousands of years
and I've never gotten one.
- Fight for it! Winner take all!
Also take your shirts off!
- Fran -- stop. - Not now!
- Just give him your fifth jet ski!
- I will buy you another one!
- But what if it doesn't have any cup holders?!
- I'll chip in for cupholders!
[ groans ]
[ muffled ]
- ShoutOut's right.
- Wow -- that's what turned you? Okay.
[ music ]
- Merry Christmas, Krampus.
[ upbeat music ]
- Ugh, I'm leaving.
Hate pretty boys...
- Still ugly.
- Well, I guess that just about fixes everything.
- I still don't know who I am!
- Oh. - Ehhh.
- Can you give Santa his memory back?
- My dad probably could, but we stopped speaking
about three-thousand years ago.
- This timeline makes no sense!
- Look -- we'll figure out the timeline later.
Right now we gotta figure out a way to fix Santa's brain.
Unless someone can think of a way to make
that sleigh fly on its own.
- Oh! Brainstorm -- you think you can lift that thing?
- I can try...
- And I can teleport from the sleigh to peoples' houses
and deliver the presents.
- That's great. - Yeah.
- Ah, it's so dang foggy out tonight,
how are you guys even gonna see where you're going?!
- ShoutOut, with your mouth so bright,
won't you guide this sleigh tonight?
- Christmas is saved! We saved Christmas!
We saved Christmas!
- Hey Merry Christmas.
- What's Christmas?
- It's like taco Tuesday but better.
- We saved Christmas! We saved Christmas!
[ music ]
- Who's next on the list?!
- Trent and Mary!
- Bose, levitate us over to KLVY!
- I can't see KLVY! There's too much fog!
- We need a little more light!
- On it!
- Thank you!
- Uh, alright. Back in a krampus!
- Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Here and here.
Enjoy.
- A white button-down shirt!
- A ball!
- Shoes with bottoms!
Blimey!
- A toothbrush!
- Sweetheart, that's a pencil.
- What?
- Nothing, just keep brushing your teeth.
- Alright, who's next?!
- All seven members of BTS! - Where are they?
- Fran's apartment?
- On Mika!
CHAPA: ...and Danger Force rode into the night
saving Christmas for the rest of the world
and un-Krampifying all the good little boys and girls.
The End.
- Now that's a good Christmas story.
- It's a great Christmas story.
- So warm and fuzzy.
- Hey where's Ray?
[ muffled ]
- What are you saying?
- She's saying he's at Lake Havasu
riding Krampus's jet ski!
[ mumbles "Thank you." ]
- You're welcome.
- Ah ha ha ha ha! I LOVE LAKES!
- I KNEW IT!
- WHAT'S A LAKE?!
[ Captain Man and Krampus in unison ] - Ohhhhh, Santa...
♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!