1 00:00:08,172 --> 00:00:10,482 [music ] 2 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:12,413 [ emergency alarm sounding ] 3 00:00:12,482 --> 00:00:14,344 [ tube alert ] 4 00:00:16,068 --> 00:00:17,793 - What's going on?! - What's the emergency?! 5 00:00:19,413 --> 00:00:20,689 - Sorry I'm late! 6 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:22,862 I had to leave in the middle of my shift. 7 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:26,965 - Did you get a job at Nacho Ball? 8 00:00:27,034 --> 00:00:29,827 - I got a career at Nacho Ball. 9 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:32,206 - And when did this career start? 10 00:00:32,275 --> 00:00:33,586 - I went to get some lunch yesterday 11 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:36,620 and I guess they thought I "had the look." 12 00:00:36,689 --> 00:00:40,034 - Dude. You got discovered. 13 00:00:40,103 --> 00:00:41,689 - They handed me this thing and said, 14 00:00:41,758 --> 00:00:44,689 "You're working drive-through kid, buena suerte." 15 00:00:44,758 --> 00:00:46,103 That'll be twelve thirty-nine, 16 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,931 please pull up to the first window. 17 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,344 - So what exactly is the emergency? 18 00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:54,413 - Uh, it's two days before Christmas 19 00:00:54,482 --> 00:00:56,827 and we still haven't sat around in Christmas sweaters, 20 00:00:56,896 --> 00:00:59,241 read a Christmas book while drinking hot chocolate 21 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,310 by a Christmas fire. 22 00:01:01,379 --> 00:01:04,344 I'd say that's an emergency, Miles. 23 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,896 - Do... you... 24 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:12,034 love... Christmas? 25 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:14,000 - No, I don't love Christmas. 26 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,172 I'm obsessed with Christmas. 27 00:01:19,241 --> 00:01:22,620 - Dang girl, you took a long time to answer that question. 28 00:01:22,689 --> 00:01:25,482 - Would you like to nacho-size those balls? 29 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,482 Well there goes that story. 30 00:01:32,931 --> 00:01:35,034 CHAPA: On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus delivers presents 31 00:01:35,103 --> 00:01:37,068 to all the good girls and boys throughout the world. 32 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:38,655 CHAPA: He has a magic sleigh 33 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,034 and a magic bag of presents that never goes empty. 34 00:01:41,103 --> 00:01:42,965 And his reindeer-- RAY: What's the emergency?! 35 00:01:43,034 --> 00:01:44,482 Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck in 36 00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:46,137 the drive-through line at Nacho Ball. 37 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,241 I guess some jerk just left in the middle of his shift... 38 00:01:51,758 --> 00:01:53,689 - Grab a sweater, I'm reading a Christmas story. 39 00:01:53,758 --> 00:01:59,241 - Oh. You guys wanna hear a Christmas story? 40 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:01,655 MIKA: Ray... - Sit. Just sit. 41 00:02:01,724 --> 00:02:03,379 - It doesn't matter what you say. 42 00:02:03,448 --> 00:02:04,482 - Sit. - When I was kid... 43 00:02:04,551 --> 00:02:06,000 - Here he goes... 44 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:09,482 - I heard all the "traditional" "Christmas" "stories." 45 00:02:09,551 --> 00:02:10,965 But there's a lot more to Christmas 46 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:14,344 than what they "teach" you in "schools." 47 00:02:14,413 --> 00:02:17,068 - Do you know how air quotes work? 48 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,689 - "Yes." Move it. 49 00:02:18,758 --> 00:02:19,896 - What? No. - Get out of my seat. 50 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,482 - No. Off! - Get out of my seat. 51 00:02:21,551 --> 00:02:22,827 - Oh, okay. - There ya go, there it is. 52 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:25,241 There ya go. 53 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:28,551 You guys wanna hear... The Real Story of Christmas? 54 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:31,000 - No. - You wanna...it's rhetorical. 55 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,689 - Oooooo. 56 00:02:36,586 --> 00:02:38,034 [ Mika, Miles and Bose ] - Ew. 57 00:02:38,103 --> 00:02:41,137 - A long time ago, on a little planet 58 00:02:41,206 --> 00:02:43,862 I like to call Earth... 59 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:46,413 RAY: Mother Nature and Father Time got married, 60 00:02:46,482 --> 00:02:48,241 kissed, and had two boys. 61 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:49,931 MIKA: What does this have to do with Christmas? 62 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,965 - Next questioner owes me ten pushups! 63 00:02:53,034 --> 00:02:55,413 RAY: One boy was generous and jolly. 64 00:02:55,482 --> 00:02:57,551 The other one was hot. And fun. 65 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:59,758 CHAPA: Was the jolly one named Santa Claus? 66 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:01,931 - Yes. And that's ten push-ups. 67 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,931 [ Chapa groans ] 68 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,482 RAY: And his brother was named Krampus. 69 00:03:07,551 --> 00:03:12,137 [ electric guitar sting ] 70 00:03:12,206 --> 00:03:13,965 - Quiet, Schwoz! I'm tryin' to tell a story! 71 00:03:14,034 --> 00:03:18,241 - But I needs to practice my guitar at this very moment! 72 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:20,724 - Fine. But only play when it makes sense in my story. 73 00:03:20,793 --> 00:03:22,137 - You got it, boss... 74 00:03:22,206 --> 00:03:25,206 [ electric guitar sting ] 75 00:03:25,275 --> 00:03:27,827 - One year, Mother Nature was going to give Krampus 76 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:31,965 a jet ski for Christmas... but on Christmas Eve, 77 00:03:32,034 --> 00:03:35,206 RAY: Krampus took Father Time's El Camino without permission 78 00:03:35,275 --> 00:03:37,517 and went to an Ugly Kid Joe concert at Red Rocks-- 79 00:03:37,586 --> 00:03:38,862 MILES: Excuse me. 80 00:03:38,931 --> 00:03:41,517 When exactly does this story take place? 81 00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:45,241 - Long ago! And you owe me ten, friend. 82 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,896 [ whines ] 83 00:03:46,965 --> 00:03:50,517 - So Father Time gave the jet ski to Santa Claus instead. 84 00:03:50,586 --> 00:03:53,241 In fact, Krampus never got anything that year. 85 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:54,827 RAY: Or any other year. 86 00:03:54,896 --> 00:03:58,206 Then, Krampus spent the next one thousand years 87 00:03:58,275 --> 00:03:59,758 on the naughty list. 88 00:03:59,827 --> 00:04:01,620 - Whoa... - The math of this story 89 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:04,965 does not add up. 90 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:06,862 Two. 91 00:04:06,931 --> 00:04:08,793 - Krampus was so cheesed off with his family 92 00:04:08,862 --> 00:04:12,344 he ran away from home -- to the desert somewhere 93 00:04:12,413 --> 00:04:15,068 outside of San Bernardino. 94 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:16,655 [ the kids gasp ] 95 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,862 RAY: That's right. For thousands of years, 96 00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:22,103 Krampus drank DeadBull energy drinks in San Bernardee- 97 00:04:22,172 --> 00:04:25,241 'sgusting and grew jealous of Santa Claus. 98 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:29,000 He also grew two weird horns, because of all the DeadBulls. 99 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,862 RAY: And the jealousy turned him into a powerful demon -- 100 00:04:31,931 --> 00:04:34,379 a twisted, annoying, anti-Santa, 101 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:38,344 who hated his brother and everything about Christmas. 102 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:39,620 - Where did you get this book? 103 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:41,206 And I'll take my answer as I do pushups. 104 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:44,827 - I got it from the truth store! Because it's all true. 105 00:04:44,896 --> 00:04:48,137 Then one day, in the mid-nineties... 106 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:51,000 RAY: Krampus lured his brother to the desert 107 00:04:51,068 --> 00:04:53,689 with promises of fish tacos, motocross, 108 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:55,413 and illegal fireworks. 109 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:59,793 But when he arrived all he found was an angry demonbrother 110 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:04,068 whose very touch can turn even the goodest of boys and girls 111 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,068 into Christmas-hating dill-weeds. 112 00:05:09,413 --> 00:05:13,206 - [ groans ] Three. 113 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:15,206 - Santa and Krampus fought an epic battle 114 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:19,862 in the ruins of San Bernardino's once-mighty outlet malls. 115 00:05:19,931 --> 00:05:22,206 RAY: But Santa defeated his brother and locked him inside 116 00:05:22,275 --> 00:05:25,655 an abandoned clothing store called "Punk Function" 117 00:05:25,724 --> 00:05:27,655 that sold nothing but boot-cut jeans... 118 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,172 [ the kids gasp ] 119 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:32,172 - giant belt buckles, thumb rings, trucker hats, 120 00:05:32,241 --> 00:05:34,551 and long-sleeved t-shirts with flames on 'em! 121 00:05:34,620 --> 00:05:36,206 [ the kids gasp ] 122 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:39,758 - Some say... that Krampus is still in that Punk Function 123 00:05:39,827 --> 00:05:42,586 outside of San Bernardino... biding his time, 124 00:05:42,655 --> 00:05:45,448 RAY: waiting for a chance to strike back at his brother 125 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:49,206 and destroy Christmas forever. 126 00:05:49,275 --> 00:05:51,758 And to all a good night. 127 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:54,103 - I don't believe any of that. 128 00:05:54,172 --> 00:05:55,103 - Krampus touch! 129 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:57,689 [ Miles screams ] 130 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:01,620 [ Ray laughs maniacally ] 131 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:08,034 [ music ] 132 00:06:11,862 --> 00:06:13,827 - Okay, yeah this isn't much, 133 00:06:13,896 --> 00:06:16,068 but I think Chapa will appreciate us trying 134 00:06:16,137 --> 00:06:18,896 to Christmas up the Man's Nest a little bit. 135 00:06:18,965 --> 00:06:20,827 - I dunno, that tree's a beater. 136 00:06:20,896 --> 00:06:25,103 - But it's our beater. 137 00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:29,000 - And Christmas isn't about trees or decorations, or-- 138 00:06:32,896 --> 00:06:35,586 THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER! 139 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:36,896 - I COULD NOT LOVE THIS MORE! 140 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:38,413 - THIS TREE IS THE WORST! 141 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,655 - I HATE THIS STUPID TREE! 142 00:06:42,344 --> 00:06:44,862 - I just hope this one stays alive until Christmas. 143 00:06:44,931 --> 00:06:47,586 - It's Christmas Eve, man. - It is? 144 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:49,793 I forgot to tell Santa what I want! 145 00:06:49,862 --> 00:06:51,724 - Well the Big Man will be here in a few, 146 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:53,137 you can tell him yourself. 147 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:57,068 - The big man? You mean Shaq? 148 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:59,827 - No, sillies. I mean Santa. 149 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:02,758 - Like, Santa Santa? - The actual Santa Claus? 150 00:07:02,827 --> 00:07:03,896 - Is coming to town? 151 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,517 - He'll be here in five. 152 00:07:05,586 --> 00:07:08,379 I tune up his sleigh every year before Christmas. 153 00:07:08,448 --> 00:07:09,586 How do you think he makes it 154 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:11,620 around the whole world in one night? 155 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:12,862 - I thought it was his reinde-- 156 00:07:12,931 --> 00:07:14,482 - Do not say it's his reindeer! 157 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:16,724 It's not his reindeer, his reindeer did not invent 158 00:07:16,793 --> 00:07:21,310 a positronic fuel injector! 159 00:07:21,379 --> 00:07:26,482 - Schwoz. Did you invent a positronic fuel injector? 160 00:07:26,551 --> 00:07:29,620 - Maybe... 161 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:31,344 [ distant melody ] 162 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:33,551 [ Miles, Mika and Bose in unison ] - The Corn Lady!!! 163 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,758 - Schwoz, the Corn Lady is down there in her Corn Truck! 164 00:07:35,827 --> 00:07:38,068 - Please buy us some corn from the Corn Lady's Corn Truck?! 165 00:07:38,137 --> 00:07:39,448 - Please?! The Corn Lady's Corn Truck 166 00:07:39,517 --> 00:07:43,172 has the best corn -- pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?! 167 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:47,413 - Okaaaay. Come on. 168 00:07:50,551 --> 00:07:52,000 But first let me turn off 169 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:55,793 our Protective Aerial Neutralizing Threat Systems. 170 00:08:01,275 --> 00:08:05,344 I don't want our air defenses to blow Santa out of the sky! 171 00:08:05,413 --> 00:08:08,448 - No way! - That would be terrible! 172 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:10,068 - And Christmas would be ruined! 173 00:08:10,137 --> 00:08:12,413 - Yah... 174 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:15,655 [ tube alert ] 175 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:17,000 - You know what I love most? 176 00:08:17,068 --> 00:08:18,517 - Buying all the corn from the Corn Lady 177 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:20,655 so no one else can have any? - Oh...that's good too. 178 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:23,482 I was gonna say when I punch a bad guy so hard that he farts 179 00:08:23,551 --> 00:08:25,620 and then he's like, "Oh, it was just something I ate." 180 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:28,758 But we both know it's because I punched him so ha-- 181 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:32,310 - Did you do this for me because you know I love Christmas?! 182 00:08:34,275 --> 00:08:35,896 - Sure did. 183 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:37,793 - Thank you! - Yeah, Schwoz was like, 184 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:38,965 [ imitating Schwoz ] "Don't do it!" 185 00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:40,413 But I said to him, I said I says, 186 00:08:40,482 --> 00:08:42,620 "Schwoz, I'm the boss around here, okay, 187 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,896 and Chapa really likes Christmas so we're gonna--" 188 00:08:45,965 --> 00:08:49,172 wait. Something's wrong. 189 00:08:49,241 --> 00:08:52,379 - Did someone turn off the Protective Aerial Neutralizing Threat Systems? 190 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,586 - [ gasps ] Our P.A.N.T.S are down! 191 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:56,793 We're exposed! 192 00:08:59,724 --> 00:09:01,448 VOLT: Why are the P.A.N.T.S down?! 193 00:09:01,517 --> 00:09:03,724 CAPTAIN MAN: The only possible explanation is that Man's Nest 194 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,172 has been infiltrated by a saboteur 195 00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:08,655 and we are under imminent attack from the skies. 196 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:10,103 VOLT: Incoming. 197 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:13,137 - Oh... my... god. - I've got an idea. 198 00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:15,034 - I-I-I don't have time to arm the Man Missiles! 199 00:09:15,103 --> 00:09:16,137 - I'll handle it! 200 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,620 - What are you gonna do?! 201 00:09:18,689 --> 00:09:20,551 - I'm gonna wish this guy a Merry Christmas 202 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:23,448 and a Zappy New Year!!! 203 00:09:29,379 --> 00:09:31,310 Got him! 204 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,931 - Way to sleigh, Volt. 205 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,413 MAN'S VOICE: Ho ho. Ho ho ho ho! 206 00:09:38,482 --> 00:09:40,931 HO HO HO HO! TOO HOT! TOO HOT! 207 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,206 SANTA: Ho ho ho ho! Too hot! 208 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,655 - Is that? 209 00:09:53,724 --> 00:09:56,000 [ Santa moans ] 210 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,206 - IT'S SANTA! 211 00:09:58,275 --> 00:09:59,000 - Ohhhhh, boy... 212 00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:00,827 - IT'S SANTA CLAUS! 213 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:01,827 - Yeeeeeeaaaah... 214 00:10:01,896 --> 00:10:04,241 - WE SHOT SANTA CLAUS! 215 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:08,000 - Oh. You shot Santa Claus. 216 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:16,241 [ holiday music ] 217 00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:24,344 [ '90s rap-rock guitar music ] 218 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:27,965 - Merry Krampus, kiddies. 219 00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:30,344 It's party time. 220 00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:35,000 [ burps ] 221 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,068 Now, where's my brother..? 222 00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:41,000 - It all just kinda happened. 223 00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:43,793 [ kids all taking at once ] 224 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:44,931 - Stop talking! 225 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,965 ♪ Danger 226 00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:49,379 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 227 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:50,379 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 228 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:53,896 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 229 00:10:53,965 --> 00:10:54,896 ♪ Danger! 230 00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:56,758 ♪ One two three Force! 231 00:10:56,827 --> 00:10:58,931 [ kids in unison ] - Emergency! 232 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,586 - That's just the doorbell. - I know. 233 00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:08,241 [ music ] 234 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:11,172 - Okay I found a bunch of yarn and some knitting needles! 235 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,586 - We just blew Santa Claus out of the sky 236 00:11:13,655 --> 00:11:15,034 and you want us to knit?! 237 00:11:15,103 --> 00:11:16,482 - It'll give us something to do with our hands 238 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,310 so we can act natural when everyone comes back! 239 00:11:18,379 --> 00:11:20,482 - I don't know how to knit! - Yes you do! Yes you do! 240 00:11:20,551 --> 00:11:22,896 People can knit anything when they're covering up misdeeds! 241 00:11:22,965 --> 00:11:25,551 [ Man's Nest computer beeps ] 242 00:11:28,551 --> 00:11:30,379 - Surprised that the corn lady was out of corn. 243 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,862 - Yeah. All she had left was this stupid ice cream. 244 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,310 - Ice cream's are good. 245 00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,896 - They're not when your heart is set on corn. 246 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,206 - So true. - I was thinking-- 247 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:39,241 this is not fair. I was promised corn. 248 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,103 MILES: Like, like hi--key lame. 249 00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:43,379 - Hang on. Are you two knitting? 250 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:45,206 [ in unison ] - What's that? 251 00:11:45,275 --> 00:11:46,620 - They are! 252 00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,379 BOSE: And knitting well... 253 00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:51,413 That's a four-row yarn over buttonholes if I'm not mistaken. 254 00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:54,379 - [ gasps ] You're covering up misdeeds! 255 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:56,275 - Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? - Buncha' hooey. 256 00:11:56,344 --> 00:11:58,827 - While we were down there not getting any corn... 257 00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:00,379 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Thank you. 258 00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:03,344 We saw some lightning in the sky above the Man's Nest. 259 00:12:03,413 --> 00:12:05,068 - This Man's Nest? - The same. 260 00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:07,000 - Oh. - And what's out there 261 00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:09,068 under that sheet, with the sign that says, 262 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,482 "None of ur b'yazness?" 263 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:13,379 - Pretty sure it's none of your b'yazness. 264 00:12:13,448 --> 00:12:15,724 - Did my friend Santa Claus ever stop by-- 265 00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:18,862 - Chapa zapped him. - Dude! 266 00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:19,862 - Oww! 267 00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:21,551 - You zapped Santa Claus?! 268 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,793 - We thought someone was attacking the Man's Nest! 269 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:25,241 - So we did what anybody would do 270 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:26,896 when they're caught with their P.A.N.T.S. down. 271 00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:29,482 - We pulled 'em back online and I blasted Santa Claus 272 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:32,724 out of the sky and I feel terrible okay 273 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:33,931 is that what you want to hear?! 274 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,965 - Wait -- is Santa okay? 275 00:12:37,034 --> 00:12:39,275 [ in unison ] - Ehhhhhhh.... 276 00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,482 - aaaaand clear! 277 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,034 [ Santa mumbles ] 278 00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:48,448 - Hey big fella. 279 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,620 You feeling alright? 280 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:53,068 - Where am I? 281 00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:55,931 - You are in the Man's Nest. 282 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,137 - Oh. Who am I? 283 00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:02,206 - You are Santa Claus. 284 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:07,551 - What's a "Santa Claus?" 285 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,137 - Okay. 286 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,103 - Santa Claus doesn't know who he is?! 287 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:12,689 - He must have hit his head when he fell 288 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:16,034 because Chapa insisted on blowing him out of the sky. 289 00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:17,482 Ahhh! STOP IT! 290 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:19,000 - So where is he?! 291 00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:21,241 - Yah, is he running around Swellview on Christmas Eve 292 00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:22,620 not knowing who he is?! 293 00:13:22,689 --> 00:13:24,931 - No! Chapa and I stashed him behind that door 294 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,103 with a bunch of our corn. 295 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,275 - What corn? - Whoooo caaaares? 296 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:30,689 What's important is that Schwoz figured out a way 297 00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:32,931 to science Santa's memory back. 298 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,206 Until then, the big man is safe and sound behind this door. 299 00:13:43,724 --> 00:13:45,655 [ in unison ] - Huh. 300 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,827 - I'll be darned. 301 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:50,137 [ music ] 302 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,241 - This thing's toast. I can't fix it. 303 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:59,344 - Awww, nice try. - Welp, you tried. 304 00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:00,689 - But I think I can fix it. 305 00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:03,103 - Ah thank God. - I thought we were doomed. 306 00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:04,275 - Problem solved! 307 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,862 And to make up for what Chapa did. 308 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,379 - Ohh! 309 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,896 - I'm going to give you guys Christmas Day off. 310 00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,137 - No. - Yes!!! 311 00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:11,551 - But Christmas night, you're working. 312 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,034 - The problem is not solved!!! - Awww... 313 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,586 - What's her deal? 314 00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:17,482 - Her deal -- our deal -- everyone's deal is that 315 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:19,931 because of you two Santa Claus is running around 316 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,068 the streets of Swellview without a brain! 317 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:23,344 [ Volt and Captain Man gasp ] 318 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:25,103 - I think he has a brain. 319 00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:27,068 Okay. It's just not working very well. 320 00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:28,379 - Yeah. - Could be worse. 321 00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:30,896 - See now why would you say that? 322 00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:32,655 KRAMPUS: Standing five-foot-sick, 323 00:14:32,724 --> 00:14:35,379 straight outta San Bernardiii-nasty... 324 00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,517 ladies love him, men also love him, 325 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:41,241 it's K-KK- K-K-Krrrrrrraaaaampussssss! 326 00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:48,172 - Hey, I was right! It's worse. 327 00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,103 [ music ] 328 00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:57,896 - Where's my brother, uglies? 329 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,275 ANNOYING HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Sick burn, Krampus! 330 00:14:59,344 --> 00:15:01,517 That's gonna sting!!! 331 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,379 - I hate him. 332 00:15:03,448 --> 00:15:04,758 - What's the problem, Hooba-stanks? 333 00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,586 Never seen a Christmas-hating, desert demon 334 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:10,137 look this hot before?! 335 00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:11,931 - I also hate him. 336 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,413 - Me too -- get outta here, Krampus! 337 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:17,379 Why don't you go back to San Bernardino where you belong. 338 00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:20,379 - Oh, I'll go back to the nine-oh-nine... 339 00:15:20,448 --> 00:15:22,275 But not before I destroy my brother, 340 00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:24,931 and Christmas, forever. 341 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,344 Any of you baby wipes see a magic bag of presents in here? 342 00:15:28,413 --> 00:15:29,793 If I'm gonna put the Kramps on Christmas 343 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,896 I'll have to destroy that thing too dude. 344 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,965 - Oh I think you'll find that bag, shockingly close. 345 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:38,137 Do you mind? - Not at all... 346 00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:42,724 - Ahh! 347 00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,344 - Sorry, can't catch Krampus! 348 00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:45,931 But if you do, consult a physician 349 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,827 because you'll be sick! 350 00:15:47,896 --> 00:15:49,758 ANNOYING HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Side effects include hotness! 351 00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:50,965 ANNOYING VOICE: And diarrhea! 352 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,862 - Oh my god shut [super-screams ] UP!!! 353 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,448 - Ahh! 354 00:15:56,517 --> 00:15:58,448 - Missed me, missed me, now you gotta-- 355 00:15:58,517 --> 00:15:59,724 ANNOYING MONSTER RADIO VOICE: KRAMPUS! 356 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,034 - Hey, I can teleport too, you know! 357 00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:03,620 - So? 358 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:05,517 - Yeah, how does that help? - Can you cause diarrhea? 359 00:16:05,586 --> 00:16:08,413 - Where's my brother? Oooo yeah. 360 00:16:08,482 --> 00:16:11,344 I can smell his Santa stench all over this place. 361 00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:13,137 - Nobody say anything. - He left. 362 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,137 - Seriously? 363 00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:18,310 - Yeah, you told us he lost his memory and ran off, remember? 364 00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,448 [ everyone groans but Krampus laughs ] 365 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:22,517 - S-s-s-sweeeeeet! Looks like you after-school-specials 366 00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:25,310 did half my work for me. Bump it, lil' dude! 367 00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:28,482 - No Bose don't touch him! - No! 368 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:35,241 - K-K-K-Kramp Life! 369 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:38,034 - Welcome to K-k-k-k-k-klub Krampusssss, dude! 370 00:16:38,103 --> 00:16:41,034 - Excited to get my Kramp-on! 371 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:42,344 What are you doorknobs lookin' at?! 372 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:43,931 - Nooooo!!! - What did you do to him?! 373 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,241 - I got a brother to find, a sack to snatch, 374 00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:48,241 and a beloved holiday to ruin. 375 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:50,413 Krampus out! 376 00:16:52,689 --> 00:16:54,724 - That guy is sick. 377 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:56,724 - Okay, this is bad. 378 00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:59,620 - Yeah, you're all definitely working Christmas now. 379 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:02,000 - If we don't find Santa Claus before Krampus does 380 00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:04,689 there won't be a Christmas for us or anyone else in the world! 381 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,379 - Then let's go get him so Schwoz can fix his brain. 382 00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:09,620 - Errrr! Copy that. 383 00:17:09,689 --> 00:17:11,344 Volt -- we're going Santa huntin'. 384 00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,827 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no... wait. 385 00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:15,172 You two have harmed Santa enough for today. 386 00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,931 - Mika and I will go look for Santa. 387 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,793 You two go find his magic bag of presents. 388 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,482 - How are we gonna do that? 389 00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:22,310 - Okay, I know I'm the only one here who has set up their phone 390 00:17:22,379 --> 00:17:23,344 to get news alerts... 391 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,655 - News is boring. - Lame. 392 00:17:24,724 --> 00:17:26,862 - News alert: You're all Jingle-Dorks. 393 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:28,241 [ laughs ] 394 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:32,137 - But sometimes the news alerts come in handy... 395 00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:33,586 - Breaking news. 396 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:36,793 A large bag of presents has fallen out of the sky. 397 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:40,206 - Experts say it's a sign that the clouds are happy. 398 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:41,827 - That's wrong, Mary. 399 00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:45,689 But witnesses say it landed right on top of two dirty kids. 400 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:48,275 - We'll have both of those kids, and their bag, 401 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:51,103 in our Impact Segment when we return. 402 00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:54,068 - And in part two of our news-- 403 00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,103 - Go. 404 00:17:55,172 --> 00:17:57,379 - [ groans ] Fine. 405 00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:58,758 - Oh! Hey, Chapa? 406 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,827 Is there anything else we need to look for? 407 00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,758 - Yeah like what happened to the reindeer 408 00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:04,275 after you blasted Santa's sleigh? 409 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:05,482 Did they just fly away? 410 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,482 - WHO CARES ABOUT THE REINDEER?! 411 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:10,413 - Sorry! 412 00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:12,586 [ in unison ] - Down the tube! 413 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,965 - Alright. Let's find Santa before Krampus does 414 00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:26,000 and cancels Christmas. 415 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:28,482 - Christmas is the worst. 416 00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:31,103 Best holiday? T-t-t-t-t-taco Tuesday, 417 00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:34,724 amirite, nerdzzzz? 418 00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:37,206 - I'll work on the sleigh and keep an eye on him. 419 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:39,517 - I got a scorching case of Krampus. 420 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,206 Symptoms include finger-tats... 421 00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:44,413 and sick guitar riffs! 422 00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:47,620 [ heavy metal music ] 423 00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:49,965 - Please hurry. 424 00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:52,413 [ in unison ] - Down the tube! 425 00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:56,689 [ heavy metal continues ] 426 00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:58,827 - but then our boarding school for English orphans 427 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:02,620 was taken over by a group of Australian orphans. 428 00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:04,689 Then one day when we were digging for breakfast worms 429 00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:07,241 behind the bus station this large bag of presents 430 00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:09,241 landed right on our heads. 431 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:13,689 - I'm sorry, I've just been handed a note that says, "Party Time." 432 00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,517 - Did someone say, "Party Time?!" 433 00:19:15,586 --> 00:19:16,827 - Indeed, good sir. 434 00:19:16,896 --> 00:19:18,517 That man right there just said it, 435 00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:20,724 after you handed him the note. 436 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,655 - You talk dork. Time to talk cool! 437 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,379 KRAMPUS: T-t-t-taco Tuesday! 438 00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:33,103 - What's up, news-losers?! It stinks in here. 439 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,103 Time for some MAXX Body Spray! 440 00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,827 - Good god, no, no! 441 00:19:37,896 --> 00:19:41,068 - Percy, you know I only have one lung! 442 00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,655 - Gimme that sack, jack! 443 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,103 I'm gonna blast some Smash Mouth and light it on fire! 444 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,517 - Who are you?! 445 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,551 - His name is Krampus! 446 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,068 And he better take his hands off that sack. 447 00:19:51,137 --> 00:19:52,482 - Oh it's my sack now. 448 00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:55,551 And I'm gonna put my hands all over it! 449 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,137 Ooooo. 450 00:19:57,206 --> 00:20:00,517 Byyyeeeeee! - Let me have it! 451 00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,413 Heyyyyy. Alright. 452 00:20:02,482 --> 00:20:03,896 - Ah! You saved the bag of presents! 453 00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:07,000 Now you can give them back to the orphans. 454 00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:09,275 - Uhhhhh... - Oooooo. 455 00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:11,413 - It's actually Santa's bag? So... 456 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,137 - And we need it to save Christmas. 457 00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:15,620 - Good lord, is Christmas in danger? 458 00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:17,551 - Nothing to worry about. - Christmas is not in danger. 459 00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:20,448 - Santa's brain is totally fine. - Everything's gonna be A-okay. 460 00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:23,172 - Christmas is for babies! 461 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:26,689 When's Taco Tuesdaaayyy?! 462 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,689 - Uh, Tuesday? 463 00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:32,344 - You got quick hands. 464 00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:35,689 But you better gimme that bag, or blondie here gets Kramp'd. 465 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:36,862 I'll Kramp her. 466 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,344 - You know I can't do that, Krampus. 467 00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:39,965 - Suit yourself, Armani. 468 00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:44,241 News flash: Another stunner just washed up on Krampus Island! 469 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,241 - Nooo! 470 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:50,034 KRAMPUS: K-K-K-K-Krampus party! 471 00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:53,344 - Who has two thumbs and hates Christmas? 472 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:55,724 This galll! - This guyyyyy! 473 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,827 - Give it up, Krampus! We've got the bag. 474 00:20:57,896 --> 00:21:02,000 We're gonna find Santa. And we're gonna save Christmas. 475 00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:03,896 Once again, Christmas is in no kind of danger. 476 00:21:03,965 --> 00:21:05,586 Please don't panic. 477 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,344 - Oh yeah? How are you going to save Christmas... 478 00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:12,241 when there's no one left who even likes it! 479 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,379 - Ah. Gah. 480 00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:17,482 KRAMPUS: K-k-k-k-krampons! 481 00:21:17,551 --> 00:21:19,482 - Who's got an energy drink?! 482 00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:21,896 - Coming right up, Krampons! 483 00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:27,000 [ in unison ] - THAT TACO TUESDAY LYYYFE!!! 484 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,862 - LYFE SPELLED WITH A "Y"! 485 00:21:29,931 --> 00:21:31,517 - Let's bolt, Volt. 486 00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:33,689 - Hang on a second. 487 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,103 - That was easy. 488 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,931 - Yeah, I didn't even think it would work, 489 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,275 I just wanted to try-- 490 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:42,275 - Just kidding! 491 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:45,758 - Ahhh! No! 492 00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:46,827 - Ahhh! 493 00:21:46,896 --> 00:21:48,068 - Go go go go! 494 00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:49,517 - You're gonna have to try harder than that 495 00:21:49,586 --> 00:21:51,862 if you wanna save Christmas, kiddies! 496 00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:56,758 - Looks like this story -- will be continued! 497 00:21:56,827 --> 00:21:59,310 ANNOYING DJ: - K-k-k-k-krampons! 498 00:21:59,379 --> 00:22:01,965 [ air horns blaring ] 499 00:22:02,034 --> 00:22:06,413 [ heavy metal music ] 500 00:22:13,482 --> 00:22:15,758 ♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪ 501 00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:18,448 ♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪ 502 00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,793 ♪ I'm okay 503 00:22:20,862 --> 00:22:24,172 ♪ I'm okaaaay! 504 00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:27,137 ♪ Danger 505 00:22:27,206 --> 00:22:28,310 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 506 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,448 ♪ Whoaaa-oooh 507 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:33,137 ♪ Ooooh-ooooh 508 00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:34,137 ♪ Danger! 509 00:22:34,206 --> 00:22:35,724 ♪ One two three Force!