1 00:00:09,172 --> 00:00:12,137 [upbeat jazzy music] 2 00:00:12,206 --> 00:00:14,275 - Dr. Minyak, welcome to my show, 3 00:00:14,344 --> 00:00:16,551 "Gabbin' with Gaperman!" 4 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:18,000 [laughs] 5 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:21,241 - That title is as preposterous as it is banal. 6 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,655 - Oh, thank you so much. 7 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:26,103 - No, Mary, he was actually insulting the name. 8 00:00:26,172 --> 00:00:27,965 - Mute. 9 00:00:28,034 --> 00:00:31,965 Dr. Minyak, tells us about your new faster class. 10 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,172 - Of course. 11 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:35,482 I have recorded a series of faster classes 12 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:37,310 that will teach aspiring villains 13 00:00:37,379 --> 00:00:40,724 how to defeat Captain Man faster. 14 00:00:40,793 --> 00:00:44,034 - Let's take a look. 15 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:45,931 - Welcome. 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,689 In this class, I will teach you exactly 17 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:53,655 how to defeat Captain Man as I have done many times. 18 00:00:53,724 --> 00:00:56,206 Would you like to hear about them? 19 00:00:56,275 --> 00:00:58,172 Because I should like to tell you. 20 00:00:58,241 --> 00:01:02,689 Oh, oh, he often cries after I defeat him. 21 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:06,931 "Ohh, Minyak, you dashing genius, 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,827 you bested me once again." 23 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:10,172 [sobbing] 24 00:01:10,241 --> 00:01:13,379 It's...it's so embarrassing. 25 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:17,896 Mmm, one time I didn't even know I defeated him. 26 00:01:17,965 --> 00:01:20,689 I just looked down at his limp body and said, 27 00:01:20,758 --> 00:01:23,758 "Oh, Captain Man, was that you? 28 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,344 I barely noticed." 29 00:01:25,413 --> 00:01:29,206 You know, people often say that I am handsome, 30 00:01:29,275 --> 00:01:32,137 far more handsome than Captain Man. 31 00:01:32,206 --> 00:01:37,517 So...yeah. 32 00:01:37,586 --> 00:01:41,068 Have I let Captain Man win at times? 33 00:01:41,137 --> 00:01:42,724 Of course I have. 34 00:01:42,793 --> 00:01:47,275 The lord of the manor does at times throw his dog a bone. 35 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:49,517 - Okay, don't freak out. 36 00:01:49,586 --> 00:01:51,034 - But he's lying. What do you expect me to do, 37 00:01:51,103 --> 00:01:52,551 just sit here and take it? 38 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:55,620 - Well, in this case, you could maybe just turn the-- 39 00:01:55,689 --> 00:01:58,551 - Are you gonna take that from Minyak? 40 00:01:58,620 --> 00:02:00,413 - See? 41 00:02:00,482 --> 00:02:03,206 - Bruh, you gonna take that? 42 00:02:03,275 --> 00:02:05,586 - No, I am--no. 43 00:02:05,655 --> 00:02:08,689 - Did you really lose to Dr. Minyak all those times? 44 00:02:08,758 --> 00:02:10,068 - No! 45 00:02:10,137 --> 00:02:11,482 - Let me call Mika. 46 00:02:11,551 --> 00:02:13,655 She'll tell you that sometimes you've just got to 47 00:02:13,724 --> 00:02:15,000 turn the other-- 48 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,724 - Are you just gonna take that? 49 00:02:17,793 --> 00:02:19,931 - And...good-bye. 50 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,931 Ahh! I can punch him on punch-through screen. 51 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,827 Augh! 52 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,655 What doesn't it work? 53 00:02:27,724 --> 00:02:28,862 Augh! 54 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,034 - That's just a recording. 55 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:32,206 Your punch-through screen won't work. 56 00:02:32,275 --> 00:02:36,724 - [shouting] 57 00:02:36,793 --> 00:02:40,034 - And...Ray's lost it. 58 00:02:40,103 --> 00:02:42,482 - Looks like I'll have to lead the team now. 59 00:02:42,551 --> 00:02:45,000 I always knew this day would come. 60 00:02:45,068 --> 00:02:46,551 I just hope I'm ready. 61 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:47,965 - [laughs] 62 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:49,379 - Oh, honey. 63 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:52,206 - You're--you're not-- you're not ready at all. 64 00:02:52,275 --> 00:02:53,275 - Yeah, I am. 65 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:56,862 - "I just hope I'm ready." 66 00:02:56,931 --> 00:02:59,827 [upbeat jazzy music] 67 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:01,275 ♪ ♪ 68 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:04,517 - Welcome back to a special late-night edition 69 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:06,827 of "Gabbin' with Gaperman!" 70 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:08,034 Whoo! 71 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:10,206 - The sun is not in the sky, people. 72 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:11,620 It's gone. 73 00:03:11,689 --> 00:03:15,034 And I should be in bed by now, but I'm not, and I'm mad. 74 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:17,103 - Well, we're mad too. 75 00:03:17,172 --> 00:03:20,793 - Because of all the lies in Dr. Minyak's faster class. 76 00:03:20,862 --> 00:03:23,241 - He's never defeated Captain Man once. 77 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:25,275 - I'd also like to point out that 78 00:03:25,344 --> 00:03:26,896 I'm the leader of Danger Force now. 79 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:28,862 - Oh, breaking news. 80 00:03:28,931 --> 00:03:30,862 - Okay, that's... - No. No, he's not. 81 00:03:30,931 --> 00:03:33,344 - Oh, Dr. Minyak is watching this, 82 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,758 but he has refused to enter this live chat, 83 00:03:35,827 --> 00:03:38,103 because as he says, 84 00:03:38,172 --> 00:03:39,862 "Captain Man will just show up 85 00:03:39,931 --> 00:03:42,241 and punch me through the screen." 86 00:03:42,310 --> 00:03:45,413 - [scoffs] No, he won't. 87 00:03:45,482 --> 00:03:47,103 - "Yes, he will." 88 00:03:47,172 --> 00:03:49,758 - Well, I can prove one thing that Dr. Minyak said was a lie. 89 00:03:49,827 --> 00:03:51,103 - Go ahead. 90 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:54,103 - Minyak said he was handsome, but he's not. 91 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:56,034 He's gross. 92 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,482 - Can confirm. 93 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:59,586 - "My soul may be gross, 94 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:02,068 but my face is gorg." 95 00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:04,724 - When Minyak ran out of Swellview prison, 96 00:04:04,793 --> 00:04:08,862 he said, "I still have hope for a win." 97 00:04:08,931 --> 00:04:11,241 - Which means he never had a win before. 98 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:13,310 - Mm, checkmate. 99 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,758 - "The spelling bee was a tie." 100 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:18,482 - If that girl wins, then you also lose. 101 00:04:18,551 --> 00:04:22,655 And you will have to pedal with me to California and back. 102 00:04:22,724 --> 00:04:24,689 - This is stupid. [tires screeching] 103 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:26,241 - Oh! [horn honks] 104 00:04:26,310 --> 00:04:28,000 - I'd like to circle back to the idea 105 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,275 that I'm in charge now, because I am. 106 00:04:31,344 --> 00:04:33,172 - Captain Man actually told me 107 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:35,241 he lost the spelling bee on purpose. 108 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,758 - Can confirm. - I heard the same thing. 109 00:04:36,827 --> 00:04:38,413 - In charge. 110 00:04:38,482 --> 00:04:39,586 - Falsehoods, 111 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:42,862 mendacities, prevarications all. 112 00:04:42,931 --> 00:04:44,448 - Why, thank you. 113 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:47,310 - Why would Captain Man lose that spelling bee on purpose? 114 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:49,586 - Ask him yourself. - What? 115 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:51,413 - Wolf sound coming. Ahh! 116 00:04:51,482 --> 00:04:53,379 - Ooh! [whimpering] 117 00:04:53,448 --> 00:04:56,551 - No, it's a higher pitch, like a wolfhound. 118 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:57,517 - No. No, no, no, no, no. 119 00:04:57,586 --> 00:05:00,758 - Gah! - Oh! Oh! 120 00:05:00,827 --> 00:05:02,206 - Getting there. You're getting there. 121 00:05:02,275 --> 00:05:04,551 - Please, please. 122 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,827 - Gah! - [howls] 123 00:05:06,896 --> 00:05:08,586 - Yeah, there it is. - There you go. 124 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:11,758 - Yeah! Yeah! Yes!