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- Welcome to day
100-and-whatever

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of the Swellview quarantine.

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I've lost count...and my mind.

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They're gone.

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Although Captain Man
tried to stop the gas leak

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from the butt factory,

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a toxic cloud
still hangs over Swellview,

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forcing all residents
to stay indoors

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and be with their families.

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Yuck.

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Because of that,
we here at KLBY

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have completely
run out of new programming.

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So I say to you, the good
citizens of Swellview,

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something that I never thought
I would say.

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[doorbell rings]

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We're giving Mary  her own show.

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- What's up, guys?

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And welcome to
"Gabbin' With Gaperman!"

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[upbeat music]

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And my first guest is...
[mimics drum roll]

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- Mania Frankini!
[laughing]

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- You're not supposed
to be my first guest.

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- Uh, uh, uh!

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There's a Swellview law
that says that I, Frankini,

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must be the first guest
on any new talk shows.

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- No, there's not.

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- Well, there should be!

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[blows raspberry]

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- My real first guest is none
other than the smartest member

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of Danger Force,
Brainstorm!

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- Hi. Hola.

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Ciao. Allo.

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Privet.

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- Is he really the smartest  member of Danger Force?

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- Oh, good question.

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Are you really the smartest
member of Danger Force?

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- Well...

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- Ah, man!

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- Are you wearing
a shirt for pants?

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- Yes!

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What's my superpower again?

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- You can move things
with your mind.

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- I thought that was Chapa.

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Plasma blaster?

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What am I supposed
to do with this?

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[upbeat music]

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I'm not thinking at all.
That's my secret.

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- Brainstorm! Hello?

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- I'm sorry.

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I completely forgot what I was
supposed to be thinking about.

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- Me too!

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Next question.

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Do you think
your thumb is ever

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jealous of the other fingers

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because they're longer?

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- Great buttered popcorn,  Mary.

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[phone ringing]

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- [gasps]
My friend Chapa's calling.

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[doorbell rings]

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Hey, Chapa!

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- Are you on the news?

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- We both are.

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- Welcome to "Gabbin'
With Gaperman!"

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- I was here first!

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- Go away!

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- Fine!
[beeps]

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- Hey, I recognize you.

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You're Lula Elena Chapa  De Silva,

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the girl whose phone was stolen  by a boy.

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- So, how do you
know Brainstorm?

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- Uh, we're both
in Danger Force together.

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both: Wow.

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- I--I'm not in Danger Force,

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and even if I were
in Danger Force,

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I wouldn't admit it
on the news

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because then everyone
would know my secret identity.

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- Oh.

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- So how do you
know Brainstorm?

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- He said you were friends.

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- Friends.
His words, not mine.

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- Um, I--I know
Brainstorm because--

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- I saved her.
- What?

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No, no!
- Saucy.

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Were you utterly helpless
and then Brainstorm swooped in

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and saved you?

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- Did you stare into
his comforting eyes

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and breathlessly thank him?

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Did he give you a little
smooch-a-roo?

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- You can tell us.  We're reporters.

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- Spill the tea.

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- Well, she kissed me.

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- Okay, no one kissed anyone,  okay?

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[doorbell rings]
- Hey, hello, hi.

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- It's ShoutOut!
- What are you doing here?

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- Oh, I just popped by
to make sure

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someone doesn't get angry.
[laughs]

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- Too late.

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- Wait, do you two  know each other?

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- Uh, yeah, we go
to the same school.

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- What school is it?

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- Uh--
- Ai, yai, yai.

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- What is the name, again?

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- Welcome to the Swellview
Academy for the Gifted.

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- I love it!

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- [shouting]

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[mechanical whirring]

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- [shouts]

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[mechanical whirring]

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[whooshing]

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- Better question.

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Mary,
where'd you get that shirt?

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- Oh, from my closet,
where I get all my clothes.

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[doorbell rings]
- Hey, sis.

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- Hey, Miles.

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- I can't find my
knitting needles anywhere,

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so I need you to help me
and...

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Are we on the news?

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- Is she your sister?

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- You called her sis.

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- As in sister.
Your words, not mine.

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- No, no, mm-mm.

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Um, I meant sis like sista.
My sista!

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- My brotha!
[laughs nervously]

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both: Oh.
[doorbell rings]

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- You sure you don't want
to interview me?

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- Yes!

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- Are all four of you guys
on the news without me again?

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We talked about this!

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All interview requests need
to go through me!

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It's not because
I need attention.

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I know that's what
you're thinking.

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It's for another reason
'cause--oh.

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Hello, there, strangers.

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- So how do you know  these two?

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- Uh, well, I mean,
I--I don't.

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- Emergency!
- Emergency!

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[all shouting at once]

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- Gotta go!
- Yeah, I got--I gotta go.

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Adios.
[beeping]

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[laughter]

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- Shall I sing?

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- Sure.

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- ♪ This gas will pass
before we know it ♪

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♪ So let's have a blast
today ♪

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[exciting music]