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["Holding Out for a Hero" plays]

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[women cheering]

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[Sheila] Okay, ladies, it's time to turn up the heat.

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You got this.

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-Give me a knee. -[woman] Whoo!

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Knee. You got this.

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Knee!

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To the side.

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That's right. Keep it up.

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Knee, right, two, three. Knee. Other side.

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And jumping jacks. Jacking. Jacking. Up, out, in, out.

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This is when that voice starts, right? In your head.

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It's saying slow down. Take a break. It's a little hard.

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Are we gonna listen to that voice?

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[women] No!

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[Sheila] I can't hear you.

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-Are you gonna listen to that voice? -[dancers] No!

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Let's take it to the front. And one, two, three, knee!

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[woman] Whoo!

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[Sheila] Knee! Whoo!

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Knee! Whoo.

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Legs nice and wide.

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Drop that butt. That's it.

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Deep squat.

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For five, six,

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five, six, seven, eight.

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Press to the left.

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And swing the hips. Swing, swing, swing

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for eight, seven, six, five, four, three,

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two, one, out.

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Feel the twist in your waist.

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Shake it, ladies.

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Shake it, don't break it. Shake and two.

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[PA system: music playing]

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I heard they sold out every VCR they had in stock.

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People wanting to do the workout tape they bought today at home.

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-It's pretty impressive. -Thank you.

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Auggie Cartwright.

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With Stahl/Grunner,

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producers of programming for the home video market.

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Obviously you've really got something here.

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If you don't mind me asking, what's next?

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It's all happened very fast. I don't exactly know yet.

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Well, I might.

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And if you let me buy you a fruit smoothie,

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I also just might tell you.

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I can meet you at the food court in ten.

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Works for me.

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[Danny] Yeah, but, uh, you know, more signatures.

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Just make sure people know where their polling places are.

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That's where some of the--

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Sheila, what a turnout. That was electric.

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Wasn't that electric? And we sold out of every single videotape we brought.

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And we gave away all the campaign literature too, I hope?

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Yep. There was one in every bag. Republican or democrat, everyone got one.

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Wow. You were something up there.

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Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen you so, um…

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-[clicks tongue] Um… -So?

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-You know… -Vibrant? Captivating?

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Uh, strong. Strong. Yeah.

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Um, we better get back to HQ.

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Jerry's got us door knocking the rest of the day, so…

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Yeah. Yeah, of course.

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You know, actually, I should stay and help clean up.

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Is it all right if I meet you at home? It won't take long.

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Yeah, sure. Yeah. Totally.

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You really were just something else. Something… else.

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All right.

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[pants] I have some new ideas for us. For our next tape.

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I couldn't sleep last night.

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Stress. And speed.

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-Do you wanna hear? -Yeah.

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I do. But it's gonna have to be later.

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-Is that okay? -Later's cool. I have stuff too.

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-If I don't see you, good luck today. -Good luck with what?

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Election, stupid. [chuckles]

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-Yes. -I hope you win.

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[panting] Okay. Go.

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At Stahl and Grunner,

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we produce original programming in four categories:

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entertainment, children's, how-to, and sports and fitness.

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Which is where you come in. I hope.

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Come in? How would I come in?

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Tell you what, let me answer your question with a question.

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Have you heard of The Drain Guru?

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I mean, def-- Of course.

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-Everyone's heard of him. -He's huge, right?

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You could be huger. You've got the skills and the looks.

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You're something that someone

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would actually like to see in their house every day.

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Not like a clogged toilet. [chuckles] Am I right?

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Well, I hope so. [chuckles]

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VCRs all over this country with you inside them.

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I already have a tape that's doing quite well.

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Here's what I'm offering you:

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professional production,

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high-volume reproduction

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and widespread distribution.

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Take this home, have your husband walk you through it.

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And then call me

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so we can start making you a household name.

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Pan Am, Stetson, Sheila.

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"You do your Sheila today?" "I did my Sheila this morning."

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"Oh, I do my Sheila every day."

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How great does that sound?

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-Seemed like it went pretty smoothly. -I thought so too.

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Can I get our deposit back? We didn't break anything.

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Of course.

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I would have given it to you earlier, but I didn't wanna interrupt.

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-It looked important. -What did?

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Your conversation. Man, very expensive briefcase.

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Oh. Yeah, he, uh--

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The production company.

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They make tapes of products and distribution.

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The Drain Guru.

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The Drain Guru.

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So Mr. Briefcase wants to turn you into The Drain Guru?

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-Well, my version of that, but yes. -And what about your colleague?

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The one with the creative approach to her renter's agreement.

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Does he wanna turn her into The Drain Guru too?

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Or is that why she wasn't at the meeting?

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Uh, we-- we didn't really get into the details of what--

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Of course, but he knows she exists, right?

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If what you told me about your husband's socialist beliefs

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being your beliefs is true…

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Yeah. I-- I better get home.

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-If you ask me-- -I did not ask you.

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But if you did,

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I'd say anyone interested in investing in this enterprise

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can tell that you are the real draw.

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You're the one people came to see.

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-Well, it's really none of your business. -That's right.

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It's yours.

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Your valuable capital.

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Likely, you wanna protect it.

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Maybe that's why Ms. Kazam wasn't there with you and that producer fellow

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enjoying a refreshing juice drink in the food court.

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It's barely juice. It's basically soda. And you don't really know me at all, so…

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God knows.

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God and, I assume, your husband.

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[Jerry] Hey, man. You gotta eat something.

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No. Whenever I eat when I'm this tense, I get the runs.

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Yeah, me too. But I never learn.

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Sheila. Sheila, I have the paper.

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-[Danny] Jesus Christ. -Sheila, hang up the phone.

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-Thank you. -You're the front page

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-of the style section of the Times. -What?

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Did that bozo even mention our campaign?

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Okay, here we go. Uh…

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"Here's what her growing audience may not realize,

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all proceeds directly fund her husband, Danny Rubin's grassroots campaign,

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a futile but valiant effort against Republican shoo-in, Mike Schmidt."

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Futile but valiant.

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Wow, Sheil. Way to get the word out.

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It's the Times.

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They'll just say anything to suit their own agenda.

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-Uh-huh. -[Danny] Yeah, you know, they--

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they've wanted us dead since we started. But we're very much alive, aren't we?

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-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

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-Hey, Jerry. [sighs] -Mmm.

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-I'm out 50 bucks. -Oh, yeah, buddy. Let me, um--

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-I have it. -Mmm.

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-I have it. -[sighs]

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-Thanks. -[Jerry] Thanks, man. Put it in there.

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["Gimme Some" plays]

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Oh, my God.

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It's the entire front page. The whole thing.

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They moved the rest of the campaign stuff to page two.

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You look great, Sheila.

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[chuckles] She looks amazing.

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[chuckles]

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Bedroom closet has those folding accordion doors.

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One of 'em might be a little bit broken.

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It might have been by me. Just now. [chuckles]

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You seriously need to talk quieter, Tyler.

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They don't mention me at all.

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[Tyler] It's not a real article. More like a bunch of pictures.

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Of her.

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It's free publicity for the studio. I mean, that's what matters anyway, right?

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They don't mention the studio at all.

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They only talk about her.

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Sorry, what?

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Tyler, stop yelling.

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Sorry. [chuckles]

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So, like, what do you think of this place? I-- I think it's a pretty sick spot.

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You plus garbage disposal? I mean, it's fucking luxe.

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I don't know if it's a good time for this. I, uh-- I get a bad feeling.

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I get a rad feeling too.

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I can see us here.

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I-- I said bad feeling, Tyler.

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Bad as in opposite of rad.

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Like she's using us, and she'll leave us behind. [sighs]

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She won't come through on anything she promised--

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Baby! No, no, no, no. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.

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Tyler? Oh, shit. [grunts] Babe.

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[inhales sharply] Someone?

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God, someone call a fucking ambulance, please!

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Shh, baby.

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-[Sheila] Just if he has time. -[Greta] Yeah. He'll have time.

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You know, he could look for some loopholes.

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No, Ernie looks at contracts for fun.

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He'll tell you whether you get a good deal or not.

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Thank you. Than--

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That means a lot. This is good. Here's good.

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So--

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Hey, should Ernie be mentioning this contract to Danny or shouldn't he?

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Uh, not yet.

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Did you tell Danny about it?

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I will.

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Sheil, I support you. You know I do.

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But, um, how exactly is this supposed to work?

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Well, you know, if Danny wins,

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then he's gonna be spending most of his time in Sacramento

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while I can focus on my business down here.

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He'll be doing his own thing up there while I'm doing my own thing down here.

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Yeah, but what kind of marriage is that?

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A happy one.

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But that means Danny has to win.

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["52 Girls" plays]

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Okay, so yeah, that's the last of 'em.

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You wanna head back to HQ and grab some more? Sheila?

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Sheila! Sheila! We aren't allowed to do that, are we?

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-What-- Oh, Jesus. -Go, go, go!

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-Close the door! -Go, go, go!

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-Drive, drive! -Sheila. Oh, my God!

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[door opens]

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[doctor] Ma'am, absolutely not.

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What's the latest?

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Well, we completed surgery. He's stable. He's resting now.

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The seizure was the result of an infection in his ear canal

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caused by water trapped behind severe exostosis,

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-which is a condition-- -I know what it is.

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Well, he's fortunate that the infection didn't spread to his brain.

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Okay, we're gonna need to monitor him for at least two nights minimum.

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That's not gonna work for us.

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Uh, we need to get out of here, like, much sooner.

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Like pronto.

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He just had invasive surgery.

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So whatever plans you have, you're gonna have to cancel them, okay?

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Fuck that. You're not scamming us, Dr. No-Nuts.

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I'm sorry. We don't have the whole insurance thing totally covered.

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Then someone from accounting can talk to you about a payment plan.

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He's been cast aside.

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He's been underestimated.

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He's been viciously attacked by the opposition.

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He's been called a fringe voice, an outdated hippy.

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A dangerous un-American communist who's after your values,

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your wallet, your daughters.

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[growls]

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[all chuckling]

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00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:28,041
But the truth of what's in his heart,

252
00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:30,001
I don't have to tell you guys that…

253
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:32,337
but I will.

254
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,130
[both chuckling]

255
00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:39,261
This man, this giant among men,

256
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:43,723
he's not just out to save the sorry soul of this community…

257
00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:46,476
Well, brother, you've already saved mine.

258
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:50,397
You've made me believe in this cockamamie process again.

259
00:12:51,022 --> 00:12:54,734
That-- That some good could come out of this.

260
00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:58,113
I mean, look at me, man. [cries]

261
00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:02,075
I came up here to say thank you to all of you for being here,

262
00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:04,703
and I'm crying like a little bitch. [chuckles]

263
00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:07,455
Jerry, you mind if I say a few words?

264
00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:10,458
Would you get up here and give me an off-ramp, please?

265
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:12,002
[chuckles]

266
00:13:12,085 --> 00:13:13,420
Danny Rubin, everyone!

267
00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:19,426
Oh. [exhales]

268
00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:20,510
Uh, you guys,

269
00:13:20,594 --> 00:13:24,389
I-- I just gotta say this is fu-- this is fucking amazing

270
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:27,517
to be here on the verge with all of you.

271
00:13:27,601 --> 00:13:31,605
And my friend who arrived like the goddamn cavalry

272
00:13:31,688 --> 00:13:35,817
with his spirit and his strategy to put us well over the top.

273
00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:37,819
Hi-yo, Silver, brother.

274
00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:41,156
And my wife, Sheila. You wanna come up?

275
00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:42,949
Sheila!

276
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,661
Whoo!

277
00:13:46,745 --> 00:13:48,705
Ah. This beautiful woman,

278
00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:53,376
who I am certain you would all agree is much too good for me. [chuckles]

279
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:54,461
Well…

280
00:13:54,544 --> 00:13:58,590
Her belief in me from the very beginning is what started all of this.

281
00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:03,720
Um, so from the bottom of my heart, babe, thank you.

282
00:14:05,305 --> 00:14:07,682
Oh, hear, hear. Yay.

283
00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,560
[Simone] Okay. All right.

284
00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:13,438
Enough sappy stuff. We have got the turnout to mobilize, all right?

285
00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:16,524
We are up against a serious foe today.

286
00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:20,612
Big, beautiful glossy waves with a perfect offshore breeze.

287
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,990
So we do have our work cut out for us, all right?

288
00:14:24,074 --> 00:14:25,575
Come and see me for your assignments.

289
00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:28,495
And remember, when it comes to local elections,

290
00:14:28,578 --> 00:14:32,249
there's really only one tried and true American motto:

291
00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:34,334
Nobody cares.

292
00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:37,254
-[scoffs] -Well, let's turn that around today.

293
00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:38,463
Let's get out the votes!

294
00:14:38,547 --> 00:14:39,965
-[all] Yeah! -Yeah. Yeah.

295
00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:41,508
[Maria] Are you worried, dear?

296
00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:43,885
[Breem] About winning the election? No. Why?

297
00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:46,972
I just wasn't expecting you to call in the middle of everything.

298
00:14:47,597 --> 00:14:53,103
I just wanted to say hello before I join, uh, my brethren in the poll effort.

299
00:14:53,186 --> 00:14:54,604
-How are you? -Just fine.

300
00:14:55,188 --> 00:14:57,440
Anything in particular you'd like for dinner tonight?

301
00:14:57,524 --> 00:14:58,692
I thought prime rib.

302
00:14:58,775 --> 00:15:00,986
I have a taste for red meat all of a sudden.

303
00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:04,197
Uh, sounds fine. Just make sure it reheats well.

304
00:15:04,281 --> 00:15:05,699
It could be a long night.

305
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:09,077
Maybe because I took a test this morning and it appears that I'm pregnant.

306
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,248
Where's the after-party being held?

307
00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:19,087
Uh, the Thoroughbred Club.

308
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,172
Well, have a nice time.

309
00:15:21,256 --> 00:15:23,008
And when you come home, try not to wake me.

310
00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:36,313
[Jerry] Check out that line, man.

311
00:15:36,396 --> 00:15:39,733
Those are our people. No Schmidt-heads.

312
00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:42,652
How can you tell?

313
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:46,573
You gotta check the footwear, Sheil.

314
00:15:46,656 --> 00:15:48,283
Not a boat shoe in sight.

315
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:51,995
Not to mention the distinct absence of cummerbunds. [chuckles]

316
00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:54,497
[Danny] This moment feels historic.

317
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:58,835
Like we planted it together in the past so it could come true in the present.

318
00:15:58,919 --> 00:16:00,503
-You know what I mean? -Yeah, man.

319
00:16:00,587 --> 00:16:01,922
I do, actually.

320
00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:08,220
I meant what I said, you know? About your faith in me.

321
00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:09,971
None of this would be happening without you.

322
00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,891
No. That's good of you to say, but, uh, it's not the case.

323
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:15,310
-Yeah, it's true. It is true. -You-- You're the--

324
00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,687
You had the vision. You were the spark.

325
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:22,025
-And you, you were the gas. -[Sheila] Guys.

326
00:16:22,108 --> 00:16:23,693
-You know it, bud. -Guys!

327
00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:34,496
Okay, so the Mormons rented a bus.

328
00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:35,997
So the fuck what?

329
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:41,294
It's just intimidation tactics, you know? Sound and fury.

330
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,924
I mean, how many of them are there?

331
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:48,802
They don't believe in birth control.

332
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:56,017
This fucking guy.

333
00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:18,747
[sighs] Oh, there she is. You have been here all night.

334
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,833
I'm helping. There's a lot of mouths to feed.

335
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,295
Yeah, you're hiding. I get it. I wish I could hide too,

336
00:17:23,378 --> 00:17:26,214
but everybody's watching me, so it's not really an option.

337
00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:28,592
[sighs] God, I don't even fucking want this.

338
00:17:28,675 --> 00:17:30,343
I just want the fucking results. Jesus.

339
00:17:30,427 --> 00:17:33,013
-Honey, you're making a mess. -Oh, I'm sorry. [chews]

340
00:17:33,096 --> 00:17:35,682
Excuse me for eating something. You should try it some time.

341
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,059
-Don't do that. -Hey.

342
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,062
Hey, I need you. Stop walking away from me.

343
00:17:41,146 --> 00:17:43,982
What? I'm just wiping my hands. What? [chuckles]

344
00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:45,066
Eat this.

345
00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:46,735
-No. -Yes.

346
00:17:46,818 --> 00:17:49,112
Indulge yourself for once in your life. You can do it for me.

347
00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:51,698
-I've already had one. I'm good. -Yeah, bullshit.

348
00:17:52,574 --> 00:17:53,742
-Simone had it right. -[sighs]

349
00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:57,495
-Simone? What did she have right? -All the working out that you're doing.

350
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,497
I mean, who's it for, huh?

351
00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:03,418
Are you trying to build up the strength so you can leave me when I lose?

352
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:05,378
-This is a very stressful night for you. -Yeah.

353
00:18:05,462 --> 00:18:07,297
Maybe the most stressful night of your life.

354
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,632
-Mmm. -I understand.

355
00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:13,470
Babe, everything is gonna be…

356
00:18:15,513 --> 00:18:16,514
-It's-- -What?

357
00:18:17,015 --> 00:18:19,726
Whatever happens, we'll-- we'll-- we'll be all right.

358
00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,061
Yeah? What if I lose?

359
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,481
Are you gonna see me the same way after that?

360
00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:25,565
You're not gonna lose.

361
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:27,317
So you won't then?

362
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,569
No. Yes. I mean, it won't matter.

363
00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:32,781
-Then eat the fucking cream puff. -No.

364
00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:34,324
-Yes. -No. [grunting]

365
00:18:34,407 --> 00:18:35,867
[grunting continues]

366
00:18:37,494 --> 00:18:40,705
I'm so sorry, Sheila. I am so sorry. I am so sorry.

367
00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:42,832
You have to forgive me. I don't know why I did that.

368
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:45,043
I'm a horrible person. [breathes deeply]

369
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:46,962
-It's okay. It's okay. -What if it's not okay?

370
00:18:47,045 --> 00:18:48,838
-What if it's never okay, Sheila? -It's okay.

371
00:18:48,922 --> 00:18:50,632
It's okay. It's okay.

372
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,885
-[Bunny] Let me say her name. -[Jerry] No.

373
00:18:53,969 --> 00:18:56,263
[Bunny] Back the fuck off or I'll dropkick you in the nuts!

374
00:18:56,346 --> 00:18:58,265
[Jerry] Hey, Sheila, we got an issue here!

375
00:18:58,348 --> 00:19:00,392
-Don't you touch me, you monster. -[Bunny] Yeah.

376
00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:02,894
She's my friend. It's okay. She's my friend. Just go-- go away.

377
00:19:02,978 --> 00:19:04,437
For the record, I did not touch her.

378
00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:05,522
-Okay. -She touched me.

379
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:06,940
-Can we talk outside? -We need to--

380
00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:08,358
-We need to talk right now… -Yes.

381
00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:10,110
-Outside. -…because right now you wanna see…

382
00:19:10,193 --> 00:19:13,655
-This is not a good time. -That fucking asshole is toying with the--

383
00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:17,576
[pants] Oh, my God.

384
00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:19,536
What happened to Tyler?

385
00:19:20,537 --> 00:19:23,123
I had a weird night. Somebody punched me.

386
00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:26,042
He had surgery. We need to know what your plans are for the future

387
00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:28,628
because we have some serious financial realities we're facing.

388
00:19:28,712 --> 00:19:30,088
And if you're just gonna bail on us

389
00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:31,673
like everybody else, then we're gonna--

390
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:34,885
I need to lie down. Maybe a sandwich.

391
00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:36,469
It's election night.

392
00:19:36,553 --> 00:19:38,513
And, uh, the results are coming in any minute.

393
00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:40,098
I have a house full of guests.

394
00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:41,391
We don't have a house.

395
00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:43,184
We almost had an apartment.

396
00:19:43,268 --> 00:19:46,021
Now we just have a really expensive hole in Tyler's head.

397
00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:49,065
And from what we read in the paper, it seems like you're gonna take off

398
00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:51,860
on some rocket ship to money town and leave our asses behind.

399
00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:53,236
That is not who I am.

400
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,447
[Sheila] Liar. She has you pegged.

401
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,240
[breathes heavily]

402
00:19:57,324 --> 00:20:01,953
I know that the world can seem like a cruel and selfish place sometimes,

403
00:20:02,037 --> 00:20:04,831
but not everybody is like that.

404
00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:07,500
Some people have different values, like kindness.

405
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:11,338
[Sheila] You lying sack of shit. She sees who you are.

406
00:20:11,421 --> 00:20:13,506
She always has. She knows.

407
00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:15,592
[Simone] All right, everybody. It's time.

408
00:20:15,675 --> 00:20:18,595
I-- I'm sorry. I-- I-- I have to go in. I'm sorry.

409
00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:21,598
[footsteps departing]

410
00:20:37,364 --> 00:20:39,449
[cheering]

411
00:20:42,953 --> 00:20:45,997
[Sheila] Those are the winners right there.

412
00:20:47,624 --> 00:20:53,046
And these are the losers. Can't even pull off a local election.

413
00:20:54,798 --> 00:20:56,883
This is what you've tied yourself to.

414
00:20:57,884 --> 00:20:59,135
Old ideas.

415
00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:02,305
Unpopular. Unwanted.

416
00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:04,432
Tired.

417
00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:09,896
Big fat losers.

418
00:21:11,982 --> 00:21:15,485
That's you, right here, right now.

419
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:18,238
Weighed down. Sunk.

420
00:21:19,239 --> 00:21:20,240
Done.

421
00:21:28,373 --> 00:21:30,500
Just give up. Just get it over with.

422
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:34,212
You fat fucking loser. You're sunk down. Done.

423
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:37,299
Oh, crap. Sorry! One second! Give us a minute!

424
00:21:37,382 --> 00:21:39,593
[Sheila] You don't have a minute. You're about to explode.

425
00:21:39,676 --> 00:21:42,804
You understand that? You will explode.

426
00:21:42,888 --> 00:21:46,349
-Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, fi-- -[Greta] Yeah, go. Go, go, go.

427
00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:48,268
-Hi. Hey there. -Hey. Hi. Hi.

428
00:21:48,351 --> 00:21:49,603
-[Sheila stammers] -Hey.

429
00:21:49,686 --> 00:21:50,729
-[Sheila chuckles] -Hi.

430
00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:55,150
Uh, Greta-- Greta, uh, showed me your contract.

431
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:56,484
[Greta] Mm-hmm.

432
00:21:56,568 --> 00:21:58,820
-[Ernie] And, uh, looks good. Yeah. -[Greta] It looks good.

433
00:21:58,904 --> 00:22:03,033
Happy to go over it with you, uh, some other time. [chuckles]

434
00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:05,744
Yeah. It looks good in-- in my opinion, yeah. Okay.

435
00:22:06,870 --> 00:22:07,871
That's fine.

436
00:22:08,622 --> 00:22:09,831
I'm so sorry.

437
00:22:09,915 --> 00:22:12,709
The tension just got us so, like, you know. [chuckles]

438
00:22:13,418 --> 00:22:15,212
So did the results come in? Did we win?

439
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,881
Oh, Sheila.

440
00:22:17,964 --> 00:22:18,965
Oh--

441
00:22:20,008 --> 00:22:21,343
I'm so sorry.

442
00:22:22,177 --> 00:22:25,639
[Sheila] You're the sorry one. Stuck and sorry.

443
00:22:27,474 --> 00:22:29,392
Oh, you feeling bad, hon?

444
00:22:29,476 --> 00:22:31,311
Go stick a cream puff up your ass.

445
00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,735
[Sheila] Maybe if he'd won, it would be different.

446
00:22:38,818 --> 00:22:41,321
You'd be happy, celebrating. But he didn't.

447
00:22:41,404 --> 00:22:45,242
He's just a loser. He's a weak, pathetic loser.

448
00:22:45,325 --> 00:22:47,410
Oh, God. Is that--

449
00:22:47,494 --> 00:22:48,954
["Edge of Seventeen" plays]

450
00:22:49,037 --> 00:22:50,247
Oh, God.

451
00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:01,424
[thuds]

452
00:23:14,145 --> 00:23:17,107
-Well, at least I have my wife by my side. -[snorts]

453
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,733
Oh, that's right. No, I don't.

454
00:23:18,817 --> 00:23:21,111
Because she bailed and left me alone again.

455
00:23:21,194 --> 00:23:24,155
She's like the rest of this goddamn country, man.

456
00:23:24,239 --> 00:23:25,532
-Ugh. -I'm sorry.

457
00:23:25,615 --> 00:23:27,450
I, uh-- I wanted this to be celebration coke.

458
00:23:27,534 --> 00:23:30,036
-[snorts] -Consolation works too.

459
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,414
Oh, I don't know if I'd wanna hang out with us either.

460
00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:33,707
-Oh, Reagan… -[sniffs]

461
00:23:33,790 --> 00:23:35,542
…and his goons are gonna keep winning.

462
00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,003
-'Cause nobody wants-- -[Jerry] Nobody wants the truth.

463
00:23:38,086 --> 00:23:40,630
-This world is out of control. -[Danny] The world.

464
00:23:40,714 --> 00:23:42,799
-[Jerry] It's terrible. Screwed. -The earth is screwed.

465
00:23:42,883 --> 00:23:44,134
Are you kidding me? The oceans--

466
00:23:44,217 --> 00:23:45,218
The air! Come on.

467
00:23:45,302 --> 00:23:47,387
We're the only ones who care about this shit, man.

468
00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:49,055
God, it doesn't matter that we're good people.

469
00:23:49,139 --> 00:23:51,099
Oh, fuck that. We're great people.

470
00:23:51,182 --> 00:23:53,059
It doesn't matter. No one cares. We're unpopular.

471
00:23:53,143 --> 00:23:54,686
[both] We're losers. We're unmarketable.

472
00:23:54,769 --> 00:23:57,147
-That's what it fucking comes down to. -Unmarketable, what is that?

473
00:23:57,230 --> 00:23:59,065
It's doublespeak. It's what the man created.

474
00:23:59,149 --> 00:24:00,358
-No. No, no, no. -No?

475
00:24:00,442 --> 00:24:02,235
-We've been thinking about this wrong… -We're wrong.

476
00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:04,404
-…the entire time. -This entire time we've been wrong.

477
00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:06,740
[both] We can't work with the system.

478
00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:09,993
-So we have to work outside the system. -Outside the system.

479
00:24:10,076 --> 00:24:12,537
[whispers] We need a think tank.

480
00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:35,685
We will call ourselves the, um, "the Campaign for United Mobilization…"

481
00:24:35,769 --> 00:24:38,438
-"Of the Democratic Movement of…" -No.

482
00:24:38,521 --> 00:24:40,732
-Uh, "Advocacy." -No. No, "Coalition."

483
00:24:40,815 --> 00:24:43,735
-"The Coalition of the Democratic," uh… -Coalition. Democratic. Uh…

484
00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:46,279
-[grunts] Fuck! -Allegiance? No!

485
00:24:46,363 --> 00:24:47,906
-[snorts, groans, sniffs] -Fuck!

486
00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:49,699
-Why's it so hard to come up with a name? -I don't know, man.

487
00:24:49,783 --> 00:24:50,784
I can't come up with a name.

488
00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:53,078
-It's gone. Just let it go. -We'll just-- [groans, snorts]

489
00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:55,497
We'll fucking-- We have so much time. We'll think of it.

490
00:25:22,315 --> 00:25:23,650
[moans]

491
00:25:23,733 --> 00:25:26,278
-We've been thinking too small. -Of course we've been thinking too small.

492
00:25:26,361 --> 00:25:28,446
-Too small. [snorts] -You're bigger than this town.

493
00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:31,783
-Oh, fuck this town. [sighs] -You're bigger than this state.

494
00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:34,160
-Fucking town. This state. The fucking-- -Do you understand?

495
00:25:34,244 --> 00:25:35,579
It's fucking national.

496
00:25:35,662 --> 00:25:38,331
No. No, it's not fucking national.

497
00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:41,543
-It's fucking international, man. -Jerry.

498
00:25:41,626 --> 00:25:44,671
-Jerry. Fucking international. -It's fucking international. [chuckles]

499
00:26:05,483 --> 00:26:06,484
[moans]

500
00:26:06,568 --> 00:26:09,863
[Sheila] Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Yes!

501
00:26:09,946 --> 00:26:11,072
[exhales]