1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,677 ["Driving My Life Away" playing] 2 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,053 ♪ Hey, waitress Pour me another cup of coffee ♪ 3 00:00:52,137 --> 00:00:56,266 ♪ Pop it down, jack me up, shoot me out Flyin' down the highway ♪ 4 00:00:57,183 --> 00:01:00,312 ♪ Lookin' for the mornin' ♪ 5 00:01:27,339 --> 00:01:29,841 Okay. Just hear me out, please. 6 00:01:30,634 --> 00:01:34,512 In the video, we wear leotards with "Body by Bunny" silk screened across them, 7 00:01:34,596 --> 00:01:37,057 and at the end, we put up a card on the screen that says, 8 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:40,977 "To learn more, come to Playa del Vista mall and take our class." 9 00:01:42,479 --> 00:01:44,231 -What do you think? -You know what I think. 10 00:01:44,314 --> 00:01:45,815 I know what you said. 11 00:01:45,899 --> 00:01:49,152 What I think is I'm not turning my class into a fucking home videotape 12 00:01:49,236 --> 00:01:50,487 is what I think. 13 00:01:52,072 --> 00:01:54,616 What about all the women out there who'll love it? 14 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:55,700 Who need it? 15 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,662 [Sheila] They need it, but they can't get to it 16 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:00,914 because of family obligations, self-esteem. 17 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,707 But if they could pop in a tape 18 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:04,960 and just focus on that one moment for themselves, 19 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:06,920 their health, to feel powerful, 20 00:02:07,963 --> 00:02:09,881 we could make a real business out of that. 21 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:11,716 -I think. -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 22 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:16,763 Hey, Bunny, let people pay one time to take your class at home forever 23 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:19,015 so they won't need you in the flesh anymore. [chuckles] 24 00:02:19,099 --> 00:02:22,102 [inhales deeply] You know what I'm not gonna be doing? 25 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,186 -[thuds] -That! 26 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,068 Doughnut? They're not that old. 27 00:02:31,027 --> 00:02:32,654 Does she really not see it? 28 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,448 Or does she just really not like me? 29 00:02:35,532 --> 00:02:37,742 Or you just keep describing it in words. 30 00:02:37,826 --> 00:02:41,496 I mean, she's a super visual person who does not like you. 31 00:02:43,498 --> 00:02:45,500 She needs to see it see it. 32 00:02:45,584 --> 00:02:47,419 That's how she puts shit together. 33 00:02:48,253 --> 00:02:50,797 Like this one time, she just did not get what I was asking, 34 00:02:50,881 --> 00:02:53,133 and I ended up having to go to the fucking library to take out... 35 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:56,469 -So we need to shoot a sample... -...um, what's it called? 36 00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:59,431 -...like a test run. -Kama Sutra. And fuck yeah. 37 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:01,182 We should shoot it at the beach. 38 00:03:01,266 --> 00:03:03,184 High sun, low tide. 39 00:03:03,268 --> 00:03:05,312 Plenty of flat light diffused in that ocean spray. 40 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:10,150 Health and beauty reminds everybody how good they feel at the beach. 41 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:12,569 [Tyler] We could do it without a permit if we're quick. 42 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:15,947 I know a sound dude from porn. He went to NYU. 43 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:18,658 When are we doing this? 44 00:03:18,742 --> 00:03:21,453 [Jerry] Tuesday's canvass is pretty well spaced out. 45 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:25,248 Wednesday's is a little tight, but it's all Imperial Beach. 46 00:03:25,332 --> 00:03:26,917 Now Friday, we have the Methodists 47 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,960 and the guy who used to skipper the Greenpeace boats. 48 00:03:29,044 --> 00:03:30,670 Are all of these events potlucks? 49 00:03:31,296 --> 00:03:32,297 [clicks tongue] 50 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:37,552 Wednesday's Rotary Club thing, you're judging a baked cheese contest. 51 00:03:37,636 --> 00:03:40,597 So, no, not all of them. 52 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,183 Why? What's wrong with potlucks? 53 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,227 Well, I mean... [exhales] I just-- 54 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:48,146 If I don't have a bite of every single dish, no matter how full I am, 55 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:50,482 I always seem to offend somebody who's baked some-- 56 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:53,443 The wives just want the pretty lady to tell them that they're good, 57 00:03:53,526 --> 00:03:55,195 so why is that hard? 58 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:58,448 Well, I'm just not used to eating so much in the middle of the day. 59 00:03:58,531 --> 00:04:00,492 -You gotta learn to pace yourself, hon. -Yeah. 60 00:04:00,575 --> 00:04:03,411 [stammers] Or we could just cherry pick the events 61 00:04:03,495 --> 00:04:05,664 where my being there would actually mean something. 62 00:04:05,747 --> 00:04:07,916 I'm doing all of the work, Sheil. 63 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:10,377 Do you think I wouldn't rather eat hot cheese 64 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:13,880 than get hammered over regulatory land use reform? 65 00:04:13,964 --> 00:04:16,757 You know, the Sheila I knew at Berkeley would have been excited 66 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:19,553 -to get out there and spread the message. -[Danny] Yeah. 67 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:22,847 Not look for ways to avoid them so she can jazzercise. 68 00:04:22,931 --> 00:04:23,765 [scoffs] 69 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:27,227 I know you grew up in a shallow place with shallow people, 70 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,145 but you were never like them before. 71 00:04:29,229 --> 00:04:30,230 [Maya] Mommy. 72 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:33,233 No, no, no, no, no. Please. Let me. 73 00:04:34,943 --> 00:04:36,361 You're a good dad, man. 74 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:39,364 [Sheila] Okay. It's one thing to take this shit from Danny, but this asshole too? 75 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,782 No, no, no. 76 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:48,415 -I'm shallow? That's what you think? -[breathes deeply] 77 00:04:50,417 --> 00:04:52,878 I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, Sheil. 78 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:56,506 I'm just being honest. You know, it's like Vladimir Ilich said, 79 00:04:56,590 --> 00:05:00,135 "The attitude of a political party to its mistakes 80 00:05:00,218 --> 00:05:05,849 is the surest criteria of its intentions to fulfill its obligations to the people." 81 00:05:08,643 --> 00:05:10,270 You're a fucking asshole. 82 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:13,148 -What? -Who was fulfilling their obligation 83 00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:16,902 when they got Danny to drop acid and left me at the Shore Club alone? 84 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:20,030 And when I got home to an old, shirtless hippie frying fish, 85 00:05:20,113 --> 00:05:23,909 high with teenagers in my kitchen, was that my mistake or yours? 86 00:05:23,992 --> 00:05:27,579 -Look, it's not my finest hours, Sheil. -You're getting paid to do a job, Jerry. 87 00:05:27,662 --> 00:05:29,998 And I do not need to go to every fucking meet and greet. 88 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:33,293 That's what Mike Schmidt's wife does because that's what Pat fucking Nixon did. 89 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:36,796 But we're not doing things that way, right? 90 00:05:37,297 --> 00:05:39,132 We want a new world order. 91 00:05:41,885 --> 00:05:45,931 I'll come to the most important events. I'll tell you which ones they are. 92 00:05:46,014 --> 00:05:48,266 And the rest of them, you're going to get me out of. 93 00:05:49,142 --> 00:05:50,769 Who's going to get me out of them? 94 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:51,937 -You. -Yes. 95 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:54,105 -[stammers] I mean me. -That's what I meant. You. 96 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:55,732 -Me. I'm go-- -Yes. Who-- 97 00:05:56,983 --> 00:06:01,571 -Who? Who? -Me, Jerry, is gonna get you out of 'em. 98 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:02,656 Jerry. 99 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:06,993 And just take that outside. 100 00:06:07,077 --> 00:06:09,829 In fact, go for a walk and bake. I can't stand the sight of you. 101 00:06:14,209 --> 00:06:15,418 [door opens] 102 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,300 Hi. I tried calling. 103 00:06:22,384 --> 00:06:25,512 Is it okay if I left Maya here for, like, an hour or two to-- 104 00:06:25,595 --> 00:06:27,556 Ernie thinks Miriam stole his video camera. 105 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:29,766 What? Miriam, your nanny? 106 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,560 Miriam, my everything. 107 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:35,021 Miriam who irons Ernie's dress shirts. Miriam who puts gas in the car. 108 00:06:35,105 --> 00:06:37,399 Miriam who knows all the words to "Conjunction Junction," 109 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:38,525 'cause that song is so long. 110 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:40,026 -What did she say? -That she didn't. 111 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,736 And I begged Ernie not to fire her. 112 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:44,072 But he says that I'm refusing to look at the truth 113 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,574 that is right in front of my face. 114 00:06:45,657 --> 00:06:47,993 I mean, [sighs] this is probably my fault, right? 115 00:06:48,076 --> 00:06:49,744 This is a good excuse to cheat on me 116 00:06:49,828 --> 00:06:51,788 because I'm too dumb to know I hired a thief. 117 00:06:51,871 --> 00:06:53,665 I'm so sorry. This is terrible. 118 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:54,958 No, no, I'm sorry. 119 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:57,460 So I can't take Maya today because I haven't slept, 120 00:06:57,544 --> 00:06:59,087 and the twins are on a tear. 121 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:02,215 And I have to figure out where Miriam keeps the-- everything, so... 122 00:07:02,299 --> 00:07:05,427 What if he just took it somewhere and he used it and forgot about it, right? 123 00:07:05,510 --> 00:07:07,262 Or he just put it down in a new place? 124 00:07:07,345 --> 00:07:08,763 Is Miriam gonna be okay? 125 00:07:08,847 --> 00:07:11,016 I-- [sighs] I told the kids that she's on vacation, 126 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:12,934 -but I think they know I'm lying. -[twins screaming] 127 00:07:13,018 --> 00:07:15,312 I don't know what that was. I have to go. Good luck. 128 00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:18,023 -[boy yells] -[Greta] Put that down! Goodbye. Bye. 129 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:23,486 [Sheila] Hey. 130 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:27,240 Who's this? The DJ? 131 00:07:27,324 --> 00:07:28,909 It's my daughter, Maya. 132 00:07:28,992 --> 00:07:31,411 -I'm sorry. My plans fell through. -We should get started. 133 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:32,829 Just 'cause we don't need a permit 134 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:34,831 doesn't mean the cops aren't gonna hassle us. 135 00:07:35,624 --> 00:07:36,750 [air horn honks] 136 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,209 [lifeguard] Go! Hurry up. 137 00:07:38,293 --> 00:07:40,712 [Tyler] The lifeguard's been running training drills all morning. 138 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:41,796 Oh. 139 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,632 That air horn's a new development, though. 140 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:45,592 -[lifeguard] Let's move it! -Okay. 141 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:47,135 -[lifeguard] Hurry up! -Come here, sweetie. 142 00:07:49,095 --> 00:07:52,098 [pop music playing] 143 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:54,476 Sweep. 144 00:07:55,477 --> 00:07:59,439 And sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. 145 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:03,485 Five, six, seven, eight, and kick. Kick. 146 00:08:03,568 --> 00:08:05,278 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 147 00:08:05,362 --> 00:08:08,782 -[Tyler] Uh, don't lift your legs so high. -Okay. Okay. 148 00:08:08,865 --> 00:08:11,034 Or maybe lift it higher? 149 00:08:11,117 --> 00:08:12,244 Higher? Okay. 150 00:08:12,744 --> 00:08:16,623 And kick. Kick. Kick. 151 00:08:16,706 --> 00:08:19,292 Ow! That's a bit too high, I think. 152 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:22,546 -We should stop. -[Sheila] Okay. 153 00:08:24,548 --> 00:08:27,133 Four, three, two, one, and jog. 154 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:33,974 Yeah, I was completely out of focus. That's my bad. Just do it again. 155 00:08:34,558 --> 00:08:38,186 Three, two, one, and punch it up. 156 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:41,481 Punch it up. Punch it up. Punch it up. Punch it up. 157 00:08:41,565 --> 00:08:42,566 Maya! 158 00:08:47,779 --> 00:08:49,614 Stay here. Come on. 159 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:54,619 Let's keep going. Okay. 160 00:08:55,745 --> 00:08:57,789 Five, six, seven, eight, and-- 161 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,125 Maya! 162 00:09:11,261 --> 00:09:15,223 Lift those knees for eight, seven, six, 163 00:09:15,307 --> 00:09:17,726 five, four, three... 164 00:09:17,809 --> 00:09:19,853 [Sheila] They're all staring at you, heifer. 165 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:24,149 They're all wondering what the fuck you think you're doing. 166 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,985 Who the fuck you think you are? 167 00:09:27,569 --> 00:09:29,404 [no audible dialogue] 168 00:09:30,906 --> 00:09:32,032 [air horn honks] 169 00:09:32,115 --> 00:09:35,327 -[panting] Oh, God. -[air horn honks] 170 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:38,079 [panting] 171 00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:40,123 [ship horn blows] 172 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:43,209 -That's, uh-- I guess we're done. -[whistle blows] 173 00:09:45,003 --> 00:09:47,255 -[Tyler] We got enough. Probably. -[Maya speaking indistinctly] 174 00:09:47,339 --> 00:09:49,007 [Sheila] He can't even look at you. 175 00:09:49,841 --> 00:09:51,384 There's definitely stuff there. 176 00:09:51,885 --> 00:09:55,138 [Sheila] With your wrinkly ass face and your fat ass. 177 00:09:55,222 --> 00:09:56,348 Can I watch it first? 178 00:09:56,932 --> 00:09:59,142 Sure, I guess. I mean, how come? 179 00:09:59,226 --> 00:10:01,019 [Sheila] To teach myself a fucking lesson. 180 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:02,103 Just to see. 181 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:10,487 You should consider actually buying one of these babies. 182 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,656 Best thing to happen to families since time-outs. 183 00:10:12,739 --> 00:10:14,407 Oh, I'm fine. Just renting one for now. 184 00:10:14,491 --> 00:10:18,495 And when you do, Betamax is by far the superior format. By far. 185 00:10:18,578 --> 00:10:22,332 Better resolution, more stable image, superior viewing experience. 186 00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:24,876 Yeah, I don't really care about the resolution or the image. 187 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,920 I just-- I just need to watch this one thing. 188 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:30,340 Lady, we're in a format war. The two techs are not compatible. 189 00:10:30,423 --> 00:10:32,050 People need to choose sides, it-- 190 00:10:33,635 --> 00:10:35,053 Uh. I get it. 191 00:10:35,554 --> 00:10:37,472 [sniffs] Yep, uh, never mind. 192 00:10:37,556 --> 00:10:38,848 You get what? 193 00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:43,770 If it's porn, VHS should suit you just fine. 194 00:10:43,853 --> 00:10:45,188 Whatever. Enjoy. 195 00:10:45,272 --> 00:10:48,108 I'm not-- This is not porn. 196 00:10:48,191 --> 00:10:50,068 Yeah, I know the type. 197 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:53,655 Hey, honey. Come on. 198 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,660 [chattering] 199 00:11:01,705 --> 00:11:03,081 [video machine whirring] 200 00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:09,296 -[Sheila] Five, six, seven, eight. Kick. -[Danny] Sheila? 201 00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:11,923 Hey. I thought you were at the rest home with Jer. 202 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:14,843 Yeah, I was. But the, uh, residents got agitated 203 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:17,387 because a bird got loose in the sunroom, so... 204 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,097 And you're pretty jumpy too. You all right? 205 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:22,017 Yeah. No, I was just down here, tidying up. 206 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:26,146 I'm gonna be on the Bill Gilmerton show. You know, that public access debate thing? 207 00:11:26,229 --> 00:11:28,273 -Tomorrow. -That is so great. 208 00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:29,566 -Mmm. -Isn't it? 209 00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:31,818 I don't know. You'd have to ask Jerry. 210 00:11:31,902 --> 00:11:33,278 He was the one pushing for it. 211 00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:36,489 Now it's pretty fucking obvious he doesn't think I can handle it. 212 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,408 Like, "Oh, yeah. That's a great opportunity, Dan Man, 213 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:39,659 there's just a lot of unknowns." 214 00:11:39,743 --> 00:11:43,455 Meaning he thinks I'm gonna get tripped up and put my foot in some shit. 215 00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:47,250 What's your source of information on that? Hmm? Is it you? 216 00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:49,669 Maybe. 217 00:11:51,046 --> 00:11:53,048 -Will you give me a foot rub? -Yeah. Come on. 218 00:11:53,131 --> 00:11:53,965 Oh, thanks. 219 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:56,009 What kind of bird was it? 220 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:59,346 It was, uh-- I don't fucking know birds, Sheila. 221 00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:03,683 [Sheila on TV] Add a sidestep. 222 00:12:05,518 --> 00:12:09,314 [Sheila] Ugh. No wonder she said no to this complete and utter shit. 223 00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:10,982 Hands on hips and roll. 224 00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:16,863 [Sheila] Who wants some middle-aged fucking fat loser telling them what to do? 225 00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:17,948 And out. 226 00:12:18,031 --> 00:12:22,035 [Sheila] Oh, that shrieking, shrill voice. Just shut up! 227 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:25,664 Shut up with your fat ass and your saggy tits! 228 00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:28,708 Why would anyone wanna listen to you? 229 00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,507 [head shaver buzzing] 230 00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:40,303 [Sheila] What the hell is this? 231 00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:44,808 ["Got to Find You Girl" playing] 232 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,158 [music continues] 233 00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:10,208 [buzzing stops] 234 00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:14,170 [breathes heavily] 235 00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:16,298 [Ernie] This looks so much better. 236 00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:21,928 [music ends] 237 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,349 [floor creaking] 238 00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:30,770 So you watch it? What do you think? 239 00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:31,730 I hate it. 240 00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:35,901 Everybody hates everything till they don't. 241 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,696 But so what? You wanna write the whole thing off? 242 00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:42,198 [sighs] It's not just that. 243 00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:43,783 [Tyler] Man. 244 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:47,913 When you have no hair, your face is, like, really your face, huh? 245 00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:51,291 That's what this makes you think? 246 00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:53,793 I shot a thing once where a naked girl just sat on balloons 247 00:13:53,877 --> 00:13:55,503 and popped them for an hour. 248 00:13:55,587 --> 00:13:58,256 Also one where a woman rubbed dollhouse furniture on her nips, 249 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,383 -I don't even-- -You think this is a sex thing? 250 00:14:00,467 --> 00:14:02,677 Don't know. But it is. 251 00:14:03,178 --> 00:14:06,348 Although compared to a lot of other shit, this is like fucking Bambi. 252 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:08,892 It's like Charlie Manson girls. It's sick. 253 00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:12,771 I mean, shaving your head is not sick. It's-- It's sick. 254 00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:15,190 Like, honestly, I see why that guy's into it. 255 00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:18,068 Getting to watch somebody do brave shit is sexy as hell. 256 00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:19,986 Is he a friend of yours? 257 00:14:20,695 --> 00:14:23,490 He, uh-- He's married to a friend. 258 00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:27,160 Well, he put a lot of work in here. Like years, maybe. 259 00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,664 Does he know you let me tape over it? 260 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,168 Probably he shouldn't find out. 261 00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:38,672 [Ernie breathes heavily] Your head feels so good. 262 00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,800 -Ow. You're making it tighter. -I'm sorry. 263 00:14:41,883 --> 00:14:43,051 Don't pull it. 264 00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:45,428 We're sorry to say we won't have Mr. Schmidt with us. 265 00:14:45,512 --> 00:14:48,181 A scheduling mix-up. He sends his apologies. 266 00:14:48,265 --> 00:14:50,934 But the good news is their campaign volunteered a replacement 267 00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:54,312 who is definitely qualified to speak on the other side of the issues. 268 00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:03,446 Uh, they want to slap some spackle on you, Danny. 269 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:05,824 Yeah, well, just give me a second, Jerry. Fuck. 270 00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:08,618 -Um, well, thank you, Bill. -Yeah. Thank you. 271 00:15:09,119 --> 00:15:10,579 I cannot-- What? 272 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:13,582 I'm not important enough for fucking Schmidt to show up? 273 00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:16,251 They gotta send Mormon mall-bot instead? 274 00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:19,421 I should walk, right? Like I should just walk the fuck out of here. 275 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:22,257 [Sheila] Yeah. You're gonna get your ass handed to you, buddy. 276 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:24,342 You know, you need to relax. 277 00:15:24,426 --> 00:15:25,719 Yeah, I'm trying to. 278 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:33,351 Oh, my God. Sheila the good witch guiding me back home. 279 00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:36,980 -I'm gonna light up. -Okay. 280 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,358 Feel better. It's okay. 281 00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:43,069 There you go. [exhales] 282 00:15:43,153 --> 00:15:45,572 You're okay, honey. Yeah. You're okay. 283 00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:48,909 [sighs] God. I am under a lot of stress. 284 00:15:48,992 --> 00:15:50,577 -It's okay. It's okay. -I know. 285 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,871 -Yeah. Feel better. -All right. Okay. 286 00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:57,000 -Just-- I mean, who cancels? -I know. 287 00:15:57,083 --> 00:16:00,795 [music plays on PA] 288 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:04,382 [in Arabic] Why are we here? In this place? 289 00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:06,176 [in Arabic] What's wrong with it? 290 00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:09,471 I still have never been to your home, is what's wrong with it. 291 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,431 You said you wanted to see me. 292 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:15,393 If I went into a shop to buy clothes like you're wearing, 293 00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:16,978 what would I call them? 294 00:16:19,022 --> 00:16:21,983 They have espresso here. You want an espresso? 295 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,736 Do I want some brown water? No. 296 00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:32,285 -There's a ceasefire now. -I know. I watch the news. 297 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,162 How would I know what you do? 298 00:16:34,246 --> 00:16:35,997 I don't even know where you live. 299 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:40,460 A ceasefire, after Beirut is already gone. 300 00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:41,545 Down to rubble. 301 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:43,630 Including the house. It's gone. 302 00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:47,592 Bombed out. Just like we would've been if we were still in it. 303 00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:49,678 -Wow. -Mmm. 304 00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:51,513 That's unbelievable. Fuck. 305 00:16:53,557 --> 00:16:55,183 I can't even... Fuck. 306 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,770 What, did you think you were gonna go back there someday? 307 00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:01,022 We can't even get you to come to Glendale. 308 00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:02,983 Is Mama okay? About the house? 309 00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,943 What do you think, Badiaa? 310 00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:07,027 She's been crying for weeks. 311 00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:09,531 She was so upset, I thought she might call you. 312 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,324 Tell her how sorry I am. 313 00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:14,703 Come back with me and you tell her. 314 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:15,620 [sighs] 315 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:19,165 If you don't, Baba says that's it. 316 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:24,629 What's "it"? He's gonna cut me off? Didn't he do that already? 317 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:27,632 He's not going to let any of us talk to you anymore. 318 00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:29,801 Oh yeah, you'll hate that. 319 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:33,388 Don't talk to me because you don't want to, Georgette. 320 00:17:34,472 --> 00:17:35,932 Not because he says. 321 00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:42,814 How long can you keep dyeing your hair that color 322 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:44,816 before it all just goes... 323 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:45,901 [imitates cracking] 324 00:17:46,943 --> 00:17:48,778 [in English] I guess we're gonna find out. 325 00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:54,743 [Bill] Coastal development is an evergreen issue in this community 326 00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:58,413 that nevertheless heats up some election years more than others. 327 00:17:58,496 --> 00:18:02,292 And, um, this is definitely one of those years. [chuckles] 328 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,127 Why don't we start with you, Mr. Rubin? 329 00:18:04,211 --> 00:18:08,298 Since your, um, "Save Our Wave" surf activism 330 00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:11,635 is what put you in the conversation. Would you agree? 331 00:18:12,469 --> 00:18:14,512 [lights buzzing] 332 00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:19,184 [Sheila] Baked deer in headlights. Here we go. 333 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,687 Well, Bill, I'd first like to just say 334 00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:25,106 that Save Our Wave is an environmental philosophy 335 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:28,318 that includes anyone who cares about water quality 336 00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:30,779 or urban sprawl or coastal erosion. 337 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:34,074 The surfers just feel those impacts sooner than the rest of us 338 00:18:34,157 --> 00:18:35,909 because, I mean, let's face it, 339 00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:38,370 they're in the water more than the rest of us, right? 340 00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:42,666 I mean, the CEQA, the Clean Water Act, the Coastal Commission. 341 00:18:42,749 --> 00:18:45,961 We have those things because the voters care. 342 00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:49,297 So you can't just roll the clock back on them. The state has-- 343 00:18:49,381 --> 00:18:51,007 Destroyed economic opportunity. 344 00:18:51,967 --> 00:18:53,385 Thwarted investment. 345 00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:55,804 Made it impossible for responsible businessmen 346 00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:59,307 to engage in good faith efforts to enhance the coastline. 347 00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:04,521 This "activism," it's just anti-development in disguise. 348 00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:05,605 Yeah? 349 00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:09,150 Well, please, tell us, what are your plans for enhancing the coastline? 350 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:10,902 More yacht parking? 351 00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:13,321 -Oh, that's not fair. -[laughs] 352 00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:16,741 [Sheila] A triumph. Another goddamn triumph. 353 00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:18,159 ...for rich people or is it for everybody? 354 00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:21,830 Fucking Danny Rubin making it look easy. Right, Sheil? 355 00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:24,708 [Sheila] Five minutes ago, he was ready to run for the hills. 356 00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,501 Guess the only loser around here is you. 357 00:19:32,132 --> 00:19:35,010 Guess you're not ready to go. [sighs] 358 00:19:38,638 --> 00:19:40,807 Rotten egg smell is gnarly. 359 00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:46,229 Just hang in there. It sort of starts to smell good. 360 00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:55,947 I know you don't like being hassled, but I can tell something's up. 361 00:19:56,448 --> 00:19:58,450 I see it, but I'm not gonna ask. 362 00:20:01,077 --> 00:20:02,162 Unless you want me to. 363 00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:04,664 If you want me to, I'll ask the shit out of you. 364 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:09,169 Why don't you let me do the hair? 365 00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:13,673 I know how. I've watched you enough times. 366 00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:17,260 And you're catching me at the perfect time to be helpful. 367 00:20:17,761 --> 00:20:21,723 I am... What's the opposite of high? 368 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:22,933 [Tyler chuckles] 369 00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:24,643 Low. 370 00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:27,103 Unimpaired. 371 00:20:28,188 --> 00:20:29,648 Your word is good too. 372 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:34,819 [Ernie chuckles] 373 00:20:34,903 --> 00:20:38,698 That presumes there'll be anything left for the voters of this district... 374 00:20:38,782 --> 00:20:42,619 [chuckles] ...when you finish trying to save the ocean. 375 00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:44,663 And you say... 376 00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:51,711 So then I say, "John, to be perfectly honest with you, 377 00:20:51,795 --> 00:20:54,965 I will never be finished trying to save the ocean." 378 00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:57,425 [both laughing] 379 00:21:00,095 --> 00:21:02,180 That was beautiful. [moans] 380 00:21:02,681 --> 00:21:04,140 Hey, Sheila, you want... [swallows] 381 00:21:04,224 --> 00:21:06,351 ...uh, you want a little pearl onion or cornichon? 382 00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:09,271 [Danny] Oh, yeah. Yeah. So good. 383 00:21:09,354 --> 00:21:11,106 Just, uh... [clears throat] 384 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:14,401 ...whichever. I don't really care. 385 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:17,195 [Danny] Oh, how about you, Gret? Get in here. Come on. 386 00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:19,364 [Ernie] Oh, no. No. She's bad with dairy. 387 00:21:19,447 --> 00:21:21,866 -[Danny] What? -[Ernie] Real bad, if you catch my drift. 388 00:21:22,659 --> 00:21:24,661 -[Danny] Oh. Yeah, yeah. -[Ernie laughs] 389 00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:27,330 [whispers] Why did we come here then? 390 00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:31,376 -'Cause it's Ernie's favorite. -[Ernie] So what did we decide on? 391 00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:36,464 Did we decide? We're gonna do, uh, the Incredible Shrinking Woman at 7:15 392 00:21:36,548 --> 00:21:39,301 or the 8:20 Fort Apache, the Bronx? 393 00:21:40,385 --> 00:21:42,095 There's nothing else out yet? 394 00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:45,682 Um, I don't know. 395 00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:47,475 Greta, you bring the, uh, art section? 396 00:21:47,559 --> 00:21:49,352 -The what? -[Ernie] The art section. 397 00:21:49,436 --> 00:21:51,313 I can't understand what you're saying. 398 00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:54,024 I should check on Maya. She looked a little peaky before I left. 399 00:21:54,107 --> 00:21:56,568 Um, and so I'm just gonna run. 400 00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:59,905 Um, if you guys could give Danny a ride home, that would be great. 401 00:21:59,988 --> 00:22:01,239 Have fun at the movie. 402 00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:02,908 Is she-- Is she okay? 403 00:22:02,991 --> 00:22:05,327 -What's that? -[Greta] Maya, is she all right? 404 00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:06,536 Yeah. I don't-- 405 00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:10,040 -[Ernie] I wasn't yelling. I was just-- -[Greta] Ernie, it's fine. 406 00:22:17,589 --> 00:22:20,342 [breathes heavily] 407 00:22:21,301 --> 00:22:24,679 [Sheila] That was the last time, okay? 408 00:22:24,763 --> 00:22:26,014 Now get home. 409 00:22:26,097 --> 00:22:28,892 ["Sweet Dreams" playing] 410 00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:38,985 [Sheila] ...last night. 411 00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:47,369 [Ernie and Danny laugh] 412 00:22:47,452 --> 00:22:51,081 [Danny] I hear Katherine what's-her-name... [mumbling] 413 00:22:51,164 --> 00:22:53,708 [laughing, chattering] 414 00:22:57,420 --> 00:23:00,340 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 415 00:23:01,216 --> 00:23:02,801 Just cut through Mrs. Ballard's yard. 416 00:23:02,884 --> 00:23:05,554 She leaves her dog out at night. I'm really fine to go the long way. 417 00:23:05,637 --> 00:23:07,931 I don't want the long way. I want you to do what I'm asking. 418 00:23:08,014 --> 00:23:10,475 -But why does it matter which way? -I don't want to tell your mom 419 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,602 that I found you here with a beer on grunion night 420 00:23:12,686 --> 00:23:14,312 when you were supposed to be watching Maya. 421 00:23:14,396 --> 00:23:15,689 [Caitlin] I'm sorry, Mrs. Rubin. 422 00:23:15,772 --> 00:23:18,984 Just chuck this at Mrs. Ballard's dog, and we'll see you Friday. 423 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:20,819 [Danny] I'll see you guys. Let's do it again, all right? 424 00:23:20,902 --> 00:23:22,112 [door closes] 425 00:23:22,737 --> 00:23:25,574 [grunts] The movie was dog shit. I couldn't even sit through it. 426 00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:29,953 -What the fuck happened to you? -What? My hair? I just put it up. It's-- 427 00:23:30,036 --> 00:23:32,831 No, no, no. Your eye. It's, like, really bloodshot. 428 00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:35,667 Let me see it. That's gruesome. Have you been rubbing that? 429 00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:38,086 Maya, she punches me sometimes. 430 00:23:38,169 --> 00:23:41,965 Our daughter punches you? Like, in your face? 431 00:23:42,924 --> 00:23:44,676 She doesn't mean to. She just does. 432 00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:45,969 Oh. 433 00:23:46,052 --> 00:23:49,723 It's a good thing you're off the hook for the Rotary Club breakfast tomorrow. 434 00:23:49,806 --> 00:23:53,226 Jerry said we should cut you some slack with the canvassing, so we will. 435 00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:55,896 But I'm gonna miss you. 436 00:23:58,315 --> 00:23:59,858 [Danny groans] Ah. 437 00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:03,153 Fondue place was great, but I'm gonna be bound up for a week. 438 00:24:03,236 --> 00:24:04,070 Ugh. 439 00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:11,202 [rock music playing] 440 00:24:11,286 --> 00:24:12,495 Anything you wanna ask me? 441 00:24:13,496 --> 00:24:14,497 [Sheila] No. Mm-mmm. 442 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:19,377 Tyler cut some stuff together from what you guys did. 443 00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:22,505 Played around with it. It's still gonzo, but... 444 00:24:24,466 --> 00:24:26,301 I get it. I get what you meant. 445 00:24:26,801 --> 00:24:28,470 [music continues] 446 00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:30,472 What did I mean? 447 00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:36,102 I'm just saying you don't have nothing. 448 00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:39,814 -I guess we're making a fucking videotape. -[chuckles] 449 00:24:42,776 --> 00:24:44,819 I wanna smoke. Do you want one? 450 00:24:47,239 --> 00:24:48,240 No. [chuckles] 451 00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:51,993 How can you smoke? 452 00:24:52,494 --> 00:24:54,162 -How can you not? -[chuckles] 453 00:24:56,081 --> 00:24:58,291 -[man on TV, indistinct] -Hey. What's going on? 454 00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:00,001 [Danny] John fucking Breem is what. 455 00:25:00,085 --> 00:25:02,963 Okay, after the second segment, they said. Everybody shut up. 456 00:25:03,046 --> 00:25:06,633 [news anchor] ...hang ten with her surfer owner. Plus, your forecast after this. 457 00:25:06,716 --> 00:25:07,926 [fanfare plays] 458 00:25:08,009 --> 00:25:12,264 [announcer] This is how Commander Mike "Schmitty" Schmidt spent the 1960s. 459 00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:18,645 And here's Mike Schmidt today. 460 00:25:18,728 --> 00:25:20,855 [crowd cheering] 461 00:25:21,565 --> 00:25:22,649 He looks good. 462 00:25:23,483 --> 00:25:26,820 [announcer] This is how Daniel Rubin spent the 1960s. 463 00:25:27,487 --> 00:25:30,490 [angry chattering] 464 00:25:30,574 --> 00:25:31,658 [cell door slams] 465 00:25:33,618 --> 00:25:36,454 What goddamn fucking narcs did they get these from? 466 00:25:36,538 --> 00:25:38,790 [announcer] And here's Daniel Rubin today. 467 00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:39,916 [crowd jeering on TV] 468 00:25:44,671 --> 00:25:48,800 [announcer] The choice is yours. Paid for by Mike Schmidt for state assembly. 469 00:25:50,844 --> 00:25:53,805 Isn't this good? Now we know that they see you as a threat. 470 00:25:53,889 --> 00:25:58,476 This is a fucking hatchet job. We have to hit them back. Hard. 471 00:25:58,560 --> 00:25:59,603 Hit them back with what? 472 00:25:59,686 --> 00:26:02,898 Where's that videographer you said you had lined up? [scoffs] 473 00:26:02,981 --> 00:26:06,610 -Don't tell me you dropped the ball there. -What did you say? Drop the what? 474 00:26:06,693 --> 00:26:09,404 Just get the guy on deck like you said you would. Okay, Sheil? 475 00:26:09,487 --> 00:26:12,991 We can't let this get traction. We have to make our own ad. 476 00:26:13,575 --> 00:26:14,618 Tomorrow.