1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,717 I'm Danny Rubin, and I'm running for State Assembly. 2 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,594 -Daddy, TV! -This is my beautiful wife, Sheila, 3 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:13,222 -and our daughter, Maya. -That's right, sweetie. Daddy's on TV. 4 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:16,600 Did you hear that, babe? She said, "Daddy, TV." Is that cute or what? 5 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,227 -Save Our Wave… -Huh? Yeah. It's cute. 6 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,145 Hey, babe. 7 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,147 You did this. 8 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,316 Credit where credit's due. 9 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,028 That's probably one of your fans. 10 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,197 Let's see. 11 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,365 -Hello. -Hello. 12 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,867 Is this Rubin for assembly headquarters? 13 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,494 May I ask who's calling, please? 14 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,163 Certainly. This is Maggie from KTSD Accounting. 15 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,498 How are you doing today? 16 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,542 I'm well. 17 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,627 We had a problem with the check you sent for payment. 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,420 It looks like it got returned to us. 19 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:51,009 That must have been a clerical mistake on our end. 20 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,428 We'll send another one out to you right away. 21 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,139 Great. If you wouldn't mind sending that as soon as possible 22 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,685 so we can avoid having to pull the ad off the air, that would be terrific. 23 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:02,437 We'll take care of this right away. I'm so sorry for the mix-up. 24 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,498 That bitch is gonna love this. 25 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,342 Tanya, it's Sheila. 26 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,511 Sheil, hi. Did you hear I was pregnant? 27 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:41,518 Oh, yes. I got your card. It's beautiful. The house, you. 28 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,145 Oh, my God. I know, right? 29 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,230 I'm just so happy for you both. 30 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:49,735 Life is sweet. Life is sweet. And how are you and Danny doing? 31 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:55,032 Not so good. Thank you for asking. Danny and I could really use your help. 32 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:01,914 We hate LA. We're LA haters. At least we were. 33 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:05,709 Yeah, we still are. LA is the land of the phonies and the sellouts. 34 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,628 And we have three events on this weekend already. 35 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:12,341 Like the Pacific Beach weenie roast that five people showed up to? 36 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,218 Those were five voters. 37 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,763 Nobody in LA can even vote for you, even if they could read the ballot. 38 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,308 I think Jer's got a point here, babe. I mean, the clock is ticking. 39 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,102 Time is running out, and I'm wasting that time, you know, 40 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:27,231 shaking hands and kissing babies outside the constituency. 41 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:32,277 Listen, you wanna go to La-La Land and hang with Loni Anderson, be my guest. 42 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,488 But wait until you've been elected. 43 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,532 All right? Right now it's just a distraction. 44 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,159 You are not letting that hippie turd derail this. 45 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,411 Hey, I don't like the place any more than you do, 46 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,039 but LA is where the big money is. 47 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,333 We can make more in one night at Jack and Tanya's 48 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,002 than we can in a month of San Diego weenie roasts. 49 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,172 It's a better use of your time and energy. 50 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:54,758 We're just building some momentum. We can't stop now. 51 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:56,802 Okay! 52 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,390 Great workout, guys. 53 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:06,395 Hey, dude! I mean, sup? 54 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,940 Just, you know, you haven't been by, like, in a little bit. 55 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,442 Yeah. Sorry about that, Tyler. 56 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:16,405 My tape guy's set to dupe us more copies as soon as we nail down the cover art. 57 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,782 So I was playing around with a couple options. 58 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,201 Are you stoked on either of these. I-- 59 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,246 Feel free to be just, like, super honest. 60 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,712 But you don't have to go out of your way to be hurtful. 61 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,756 -These are great. -Seriously? 62 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,176 That means… 63 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,013 I mean, that feels rad that you like them. 64 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:44,808 -Yeah, especially this one. -That's by far my fave as well. 65 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,895 If I'm being fully honest, this other one is total dog shit. 66 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:52,482 I mean, it's just not what I expected. 67 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,193 It's-- It's very cool. 68 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,946 Two grand should cover the first run. Four if we're feeling good. 69 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,157 These things are gonna sell like hot… 70 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,575 You don't have two grand. 71 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,577 You barely have two nickels to rub together. 72 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,661 What are you thinking? 73 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,747 So, I'm actually out of town for a few days. 74 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,124 -I was hoping that Bunny can-- -You're leaving. 75 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,045 That makes sense. 76 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,130 -Yeah, just for a few days. -Yeah, Bun. 77 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,214 For a few days. 78 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,926 And when I get back, we'll get things rolling. 79 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,261 Yeah, Bun. When she gets back. 80 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:24,056 -Motherfucking piece of shit. -Here you go, hon. 81 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,560 I already got it, but thanks. 82 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,687 My pleasure. 83 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,855 You packed a lot. 84 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,024 You sure you're just going away for the weekend? 85 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,484 I like to have options. 86 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,361 And I like to wear underwear. Heard of it? 87 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,571 Gonna go visit your parents while you're up there? 88 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,826 I'm sure Danny will love that. 89 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,206 I don't talk to my parents. 90 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:56,171 You know, Danny is smarter than I am about a lot of things. 91 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:58,841 Big picture stuff, ideas. 92 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,303 But he's got his blind spots too. 93 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,187 Have a great weekend, Jerry. 94 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,738 What did you do? 95 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,866 If we're gonna do this, might as well do it right. 96 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,952 -But how much did this cost? -No, no, relax. Relax. 97 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,328 No, no charge at all. 98 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:31,456 Yeah, jogging buddy let me borrow it. I saved his life. 99 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,958 Ended up being an ankle sprain. 100 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,586 But, you know, either way, I was the one there with the ice, so. 101 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:37,629 Come on. 102 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,506 Here, come on. 103 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,466 Yeah. You go over there. 104 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,970 -Is this not the best? -What do you think? You like it? 105 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,055 -Well, I got work to do, so. -Yeah? 106 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,891 -Have a great trip. -You do, huh? 107 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,144 All right, Jerry. 108 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:56,732 Happy birthday to you 109 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:57,858 Thank you, everybody. 110 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:00,485 Thank you, darling. 111 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,614 What? You didn't make a wish. 112 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,991 Well, I'm a little old for that now, don't you think? 113 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,618 You're never too old for a wish. 114 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,702 Fine. 115 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:13,165 I wish for the continued good health of my family. 116 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,210 You can't say it out loud. It's terrible luck. 117 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,337 And this year of all years, 118 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,632 when you're turning the age when your father was called back. 119 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,676 We are a family of faith, not superstition, 120 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,720 but there's no reason not to cover your bases. 121 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,597 Mother. Thank you. 122 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:45,739 Here. Have some cake. 123 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,367 Anyone else? Cake? 124 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,078 Yeah. I'll have a piece. 125 00:06:55,832 --> 00:07:00,087 Who else? Anyone else? Cake? 126 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:05,217 You sure you don't have to go potty, sweetie? Now's your chance. 127 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,011 Hey. 128 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:12,724 You are beautiful. 129 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,477 What? No, I'm disgusting. 130 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:18,021 -My hair-- The wind. -No. No, no, no. It's too late. 131 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,731 You already smiled. 132 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:21,024 Can't take it back. 133 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,742 You know, none of this is promised. 134 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,621 The water, the land, the sky. 135 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:39,334 Not unless we take steps now to protect it for Maya. 136 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:40,419 So true. 137 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:43,213 Are you high? 138 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:45,382 Did you have a puff of grass when I wasn't looking? 139 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,633 Yeah. 140 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,468 I drive better when I'm high. 141 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,553 Just more focused. 142 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:51,805 Let me drive. 143 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:52,890 -Yeah? -Yeah. 144 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,351 -All right. It's up to you. -Come on, sweetie. Let's go. 145 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,153 Just a sec! 146 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,696 All right. Let me in. 147 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:09,907 Yeah. 148 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,248 -Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. -Hey. 149 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,416 You want to come? 150 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,709 I don't think so. 151 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:23,670 Remind me not to have those chili dogs they serve at the ninth hole. 152 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,214 They never sit right. 153 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,227 Welcome to paradise, folks. Watch your step. 154 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,352 So the house was built 155 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:43,232 by a Holocaust survivor by the name of Joseph Solokoff. 156 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,942 And after all that darkness he endured, 157 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,820 you can really feel the embrace of light 158 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,781 in his California architectural works, 159 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,283 their sensuality, it's just life itself. 160 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,578 Joni Mitchell lives in a Solokoff. 161 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,372 -It's true. -We're pretty sure that she does. 162 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,707 It's breathtaking… 163 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,668 …how pretentious you've both become. 164 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,003 How many necklaces is he wearing? 165 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,755 You're gonna wanna keep an eye on Maya. 166 00:09:06,839 --> 00:09:08,173 -Yeah. -There's no railings. 167 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,717 -That's part of the Solokoff philosophy. -That's right. 168 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,886 Yeah. Quite a drop you got over there. 169 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:16,056 I know, I know. Sometimes I get vertigo. 170 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,476 -It's so funny. -She does. It's actually pretty serious. 171 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:22,688 We don't-- It's so fun. 172 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,023 I wonder what she'd look like falling down the canyon, 173 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,150 holding on for dear life, and then letting go… 174 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,737 Seventy-six feet. Yeah, and at the bottom, mountain lions. 175 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,656 -What? -The rest of the world has guard rails. 176 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,241 But not up here. 177 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,243 Here, we're still wild, untamed. 178 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,620 And don't forget unappealing. Ungroomed. 179 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:43,375 Okay, so every level of the house has a different view. 180 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,587 Do any of 'em have bathrooms? 181 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:47,754 They all do. 182 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:50,340 -They all have bathrooms. -There's bathrooms. 183 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,135 Well good, 'cause it was a long drive, and I hope it was worth it. 184 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:54,803 Okay, I'll be back. 185 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:55,888 -Come here, honey. -Okay. 186 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,650 What's up? 187 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,403 -Sup? -What's happening? 188 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,655 Nada mucho, dude. Dipping, shaping. 189 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:17,451 -Dude, living the dream, bro. -In the zone, bro. 190 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,453 So, what's up, man? 191 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,623 You got work for me? We duping? I'm almost done with my last run. 192 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,541 I could really use the cash flow too. 193 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:25,751 Nah, sorry. 194 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,754 I've been a little held up in the cash department. 195 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,839 -Gonna have to wait. -Dude. 196 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,132 I know, dude. 197 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:38,138 Well, I guess I gotta call the porn guys and see if they got any work for me. 198 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:41,975 I just don't love doing that stuff, man. I mean, I'm a Christian, bro. 199 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,978 -Hurts the soul. -I hear you. 200 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:49,775 I mean, not on the Christian thing, I'm a Buddhist atheist, but on the soul. 201 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,653 I mean, I pray like a motherfucker too, dude. 202 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:54,947 Just, shit just keeps not going my way. 203 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,741 Like a couple weeks ago, little dude comes in, 204 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,868 orders a 5'8" thruster. 205 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,537 I work on it for weeks. 206 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,580 It's the prettiest one I've ever made. 207 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,415 And then guess what happens? 208 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,626 Little dude disappears. He stiffs me. 209 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,337 I mean, what am I supposed to do with a 5'8" thruster? 210 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:18,095 That's my size. 211 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,304 It's all right. 212 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,934 Sadly, though, I just don't have the dough. 213 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,644 I mean, my old lady would kill me. 214 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,563 We're supposed to be saving up, you know? 215 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:28,689 It's all cool. 216 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,023 I get it. 217 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,401 We do take credit cards now, if that helps. 218 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,152 But anyway. 219 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,197 Pot churro? My girlfriend makes 'em. 220 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:39,616 I gotta do shit today, or I would. 221 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,369 Good choice. It's a good choice. They're pretty intense. 222 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,205 But anyway. Later, dude. 223 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,456 Christ be with you. 224 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,335 You know what? I-- 225 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:55,132 On the other hand, they do smell pretty fucking killer. 226 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,302 Dude, help yourself, man. 227 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,888 Thank you again. 228 00:12:00,971 --> 00:12:03,307 It just makes such a difference to the campaign 229 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,808 that you're helping and doing this. 230 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,351 -It's my pleasure. -Thank you. 231 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,188 Oh, my God. I can't stop. 232 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,772 I've been so hungry. 233 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,442 Were you like this with Maya? 234 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,194 I think so, yeah. 235 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:16,278 In this trimester, 236 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,446 I'm so horny. 237 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:20,908 Poor Jack. 238 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:25,495 I'm just running him ragged, begging for sex day and night. 239 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,290 -Do you wanna go over the guest list? -I don't know if it's to do with 240 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,001 all the extra blood that's running in my veins or if this is, 241 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:35,380 like, a normal thing for pregnancy, but I just feel flush with desire. 242 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:40,969 Good Lord. What won't she put in her mouth? 243 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,222 …animal, just sex. 244 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,433 Like, I-- Like, just meat. You know what I mean? 245 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:47,768 Meat coming together. 246 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,311 Are you gonna get that? 247 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,105 I didn't hear it. 248 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,901 Hello. 249 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,070 May I ask who's speaking? 250 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,280 Sure. One second. 251 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:03,033 Sheila, it's for you. It's Jerry. Someone named Jerry. 252 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:08,038 Wait, is that Jerry Goldman? From the Berkeley days? The quad streaker? 253 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,917 -Oh, my God. He's still alive? -I know. 254 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,085 Wow. 255 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,338 Jer bear, it's Tanya. Yeah. 256 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,382 -Guess what? I'm pregnant. -Give me. 257 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,801 Hey, Jer. 258 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:24,137 Hey. Hey, Sheil. Look, we got a problem, okay? 259 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:28,267 I've been sitting here watching the boob tube all damn day, 260 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,310 and I haven't seen our guy. 261 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,312 Well, you probably just missed it. 262 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,398 I've seen the Schmidt schmuck three times. 263 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,150 They haven't played our ad once. Not once. 264 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,069 Do you know what's going on here? 265 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,029 A lot of jerking off, I'm guessing. 266 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,991 That asshole is paying them off, okay? 267 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,952 Giving them double to kill our ad. 268 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,372 So I think I'm gonna go down to the TV station, 269 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,999 and give them a piece of my mind. 270 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,376 Oh, no, Jerry. No. No. Look. Look. 271 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,337 You're probably right, but when you get this passionate, 272 00:13:57,421 --> 00:14:01,091 you tend to get into trouble. Legal trouble. 273 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,176 I know. 274 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:05,137 We can't risk losing you at this point in the campaign. 275 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,222 You're too valuable. 276 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:09,850 I'll talk to them. I'll see what's going on. 277 00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,268 Okay. 278 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,691 Hey, you don't have any hand lotion in the house, do you? 279 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,109 My hands are dry. 280 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,236 Yeah. Yeah, in the guest bathroom. 281 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,529 Thanks, hon. 282 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:23,614 Okay. 283 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,867 You called that one. 284 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,413 -I have the thank-you notes done. -You're so good. 285 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,415 They just need your signature. 286 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,002 I like to get them done right away. 287 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,547 Otherwise, it never seems to happen. It just gets pushed one day after another. 288 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:43,717 Were you happy? 289 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,763 -Excuse me? -With the party. 290 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,474 I tried to make it nice. I know it looked simple. 291 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,101 You did a tremendous job as always. 292 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,271 Good. Great. I just wanted to make sure. 293 00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:01,527 Because it seemed like you were burdened emotionally. 294 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:06,490 Like, there might be stress in your mind and heart. 295 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:11,245 Perhaps because of your father and certain memories. 296 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:15,082 Thank you, but it's-- it's not about that. 297 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,209 It's about the election. 298 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,294 I have quite a bit riding on the marina project, 299 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:22,381 and if we don't win, it could all be in peril. 300 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:29,137 So the stress that I'm feeling is quite real and external. 301 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,182 That's what I thought. Just making sure. 302 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,198 That's gotta be an animal. That can't be her. 303 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,577 But what animal makes that sound? 304 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:55,247 We're only a few blocks from Sunset. 305 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,959 Well, if you listen to Jack, we're in the Serengeti. 306 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,046 Oh, no. That-- That's-- 307 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:05,549 That's all her. 308 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:09,428 What is he doing to her? 309 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,806 How should I know? 310 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:18,103 Oh, come on. That was so long ago. We were kids. 311 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,938 Well, it wasn't that long ago. 312 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,275 How was he? 313 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,321 Unmemorable. 314 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,410 -Okay. Okay, okay. -Okay, now she's… 315 00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,121 She's just embarrassing herself. 316 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,337 I think-- 317 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,755 I think we can do better. 318 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:48,050 I don't know. You gotta prove that. 319 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,926 This looks so much better. 320 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,611 He thinks I didn't see that? 321 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,321 Hey. 322 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:56,201 Danny, Sheila, I want you to meet some great pals of mine. 323 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:58,912 I wonder how they fuck. 324 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,039 That monster on top of her, pounding away. 325 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,250 Or maybe he just lays on his back like a manatee, 326 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,252 and she has to climb on top and finish him-- 327 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,712 -Honey. Yeah. -Yeah? 328 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,381 How many years have Jack and I known each other? You remember? 329 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,633 Ten, or-- I mean, since college. 330 00:18:11,717 --> 00:18:13,635 So-- Well, we were in college. 331 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,888 And I was just in the dorms, hanging around. 332 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,057 I'm bad at math too. 333 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,602 But I'm really good at puzzles. I'm a visual learner. 334 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,937 -That can't be real. -It's a pink diamond. 335 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,940 I had it appraised to be sure. 336 00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,818 …local representation is the foundation of democracy. 337 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,447 Jack, who's your local state assemblyman up here? 338 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:37,159 You really putting me on the spot 'cause we just moved up here. 339 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,619 -But… -Okay. 340 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,704 I have-- I really don't have any idea. 341 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,247 Not sure? You don't know? 342 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,666 -No. -Well, that's all right. You're not alone. 343 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:47,878 There's a lot of progressive people, especially here in California, 344 00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,881 that just get lazy, disengaged. 345 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,758 That's how the conservatives get away with it. 346 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:57,262 And I'm talking redistricting, I'm talking gutting social services. 347 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,556 -Can you believe that? -Let's let people maybe get a drink 348 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,350 -before we get too political. -That's right. 349 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:02,726 -Shall we? -Yeah. 350 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,937 -Yeah, let's get these guys some drinks. -Come with me. 351 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,731 All right, we're gonna talk, Brian. 352 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:10,108 You know, I vote for another margarita. 353 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,153 -Jesus. -It's good. This is good. 354 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:15,364 -There's so many people here. -Yeah. No, it's really-- 355 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,991 -really going swell. -It's going great. 356 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,507 -Oh, dude. -Hey, dude. 357 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,800 I thought we lost you there. 358 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,428 How long was I sleeping? 359 00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,556 I don't know. 360 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:43,809 You took a full churro, which I've never seen done. 361 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,436 It's unprecedented, guy your size. 362 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,480 Yeah. I guess I was hungry. 363 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,567 Dude, never a good call with edibles. 364 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:54,736 But it's all good. And we can settle up on the board later. 365 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,322 The board? 366 00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,492 Dude, look, don't tell me you don't remember. 367 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,370 I spent all night airbrushing your tag on it. 368 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:08,625 It's an extra three hundo, but it looks so damn sweet. 369 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,219 -Hey. -Try one. They're divine. 370 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,889 Oh, no. Vegetarian, I can't. I think it might be time for the ask. 371 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,765 No. They're potato and cheese, no meat. 372 00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:25,767 -You need to have one. -No, I'm good. I don't want to. 373 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:29,354 But I feel like there's enough guests here now, so it's a good time. 374 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,106 And if you don't wanna introduce Danny, 375 00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,650 -I could do it. -Look, Sheila. 376 00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,402 -Just do it here in this circle. -Sheila. 377 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,531 Listen, I am so sorry if I gave you the wrong idea. 378 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:44,203 But passing the hat around just, I mean, it seems like kind of a drag. 379 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,287 Well… 380 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:51,210 But I was very clear on the phone that we needed to raise funds. 381 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,463 Yeah, and I said I'd be happy to introduce you to people. 382 00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:58,383 But putting people on the spot, I mean, that's not really our scene. 383 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:01,053 You absolute moron. She was never gonna help you. 384 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,846 She just wanted to rub your face in it. 385 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,140 The power of personal narrative 386 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:10,687 really boils down to taking charge of the most important story we tell: 387 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:13,982 the story of our own lives. 388 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:18,320 Politics, industry, diplomacy, right? 389 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:22,366 It's not what we do, it's the story that we tell about it. 390 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,993 Now, to put it another way, it's-- 391 00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:26,578 Lying. It's lying. 392 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:30,499 You're telling people that facts don't matter. 393 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:31,583 No, I'm sorry. 394 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:36,004 Actually, you are selling people that facts don't matter. 395 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:39,091 You'll have to forgive my friend Danny, he gets upset 396 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,093 when no one's paying attention to him. 397 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,761 Belinda. Belinda. 398 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,806 -I have a surprise for you. -How do you know Belinda Westbrook? 399 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,016 We're in the same water fitness class. She says anything. 400 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:52,354 -Hi! Yes. -Sheila Dale Norton! 401 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,981 -Rubin now. -Right. Rubin. 402 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,275 -Yeah. -Sorry. I forgot. 403 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:59,945 You married that Jewish hippie to piss off your parents. 404 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,447 -She says anything. -Oh, God. 405 00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:07,077 That wasn't-- I didn't really-- I didn't do that. I didn't do that. 406 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,205 You are still the skinniest in the room, like always. 407 00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:11,415 You know, Tanya, 408 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:16,003 I am the one who taught her how to throw up before ballet class. 409 00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,546 We all used to do it back then. 410 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,007 -No, that's terrible. -It's terrible. 411 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,091 -Wow. -Oh, God. 412 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:23,552 It took me many years to get over that nonsense. 413 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:30,017 Luckily for me, I met the most amazing psychologist… 414 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,894 Dr. Salvator Amani, 415 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,981 and he cracked me open. 416 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:43,197 You are worse than Reagan. Truly, you are. 417 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,866 I mean, he would have us believe that he fought in wars 418 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,327 instead of acting in movies about them. 419 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,330 My book is not at all political. 420 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,541 Everything is political. Everything. 421 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:59,338 It was political when Reagan called in the national guard to fire weapons 422 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,089 at American students. 423 00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:06,220 Citizens who were peacefully protesting the war of aggression in Vietnam. 424 00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:08,972 Here we go. Here we go with the Vietnam. 425 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:12,643 You don't still do it, do you? Sneak off and barf? 426 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,562 What? Oh, my God. Of course not. 427 00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:17,898 That's teenage stuff. 428 00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:20,943 And I'm not a teenager, obviously. Anymore. 429 00:23:21,026 --> 00:23:22,945 No, you're old and still sick. 430 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,154 You're worse. 431 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:28,534 You know, Dr. Amani helped me see that it was never really about food. 432 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,494 It's about control. 433 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,578 Control. 434 00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:34,414 It's a fact. I was there and so were you. 435 00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:37,125 Till you took off, and ran for the hills 436 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,671 while the rest of us were getting beaten and arrested. 437 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:44,842 And yet you begged us to invite you into our home. 438 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:46,802 My wife begged you. 439 00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:50,681 That's your narrative, not mine. 440 00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:54,768 Which is sort of exactly what I'm talking about 441 00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:57,729 if you think about it because this is Danny's story. 442 00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:01,692 I've actually really gotten into fitness. Aerobics. I'm teaching it. 443 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:06,321 And it's, I mean, it's so addictive. In a good way. 444 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:08,991 But, it's-- You're teaching? 445 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:12,077 Like, what, just… as, like, a hobby? 446 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,830 Or like, just, you know, something to keep busy? 447 00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:19,001 No, a job. Yeah, a business. I met this talented-- 448 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:20,544 Why didn't I know about this? 449 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,547 I don't know, maybe because you never shut the fuck up about yourself. 450 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,008 You were always the best at ballet. 451 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:30,429 And then you quit, and none of us knew why. 452 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,973 We had our theories though. 453 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:35,684 Yeah, I can't really remember. 454 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,769 And it's none of your fucking business, cow. 455 00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,063 Gosh. I… You know what? 456 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:43,108 -Let me check on Maya. -Oh, no, she's good. 457 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:44,860 Our girl's with her, they're watching… 458 00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:47,571 -…a Disney video on the big screen. -Oh, good. Okay. 459 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,744 Oh, gosh. Sorry. I'm sorry. 460 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:34,409 You dumb bitch. Stop! Stop right now! 461 00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:36,912 Stop! 462 00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:40,415 Stop! Stop! Stop! 463 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:46,672 You don't need this. You don't need this anymore. 464 00:26:06,817 --> 00:26:08,485 You can fucking do this. 465 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,362 You know you can. 466 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:13,991 You can do this. 467 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:46,523 You can fucking do this. You know you can. 468 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:48,775 You can do this. 469 00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:17,054 Hi, Mom.