1 00:00:16,265 --> 00:00:18,519 Two… Two. 2 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,065 What are you doing? 3 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,817 Say, "Working on an aerobics routine." 4 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,611 Or say, "Go fuck yourself." 5 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,280 Nuking popcorn. Come on, man. 6 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,406 What's next? You gonna club a baby seal? 7 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:35,285 I hear you, Jer, but don't knock it till you've tried it. 8 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,411 Hot. 9 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,584 -There's butter on this already. -Yeah. That's how it comes. 10 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:47,589 Holy shit. What will they think of next? 11 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:50,384 An actual workable national energy policy? 12 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,513 Yeah. 13 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,307 Don't touch that! 14 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,394 Your hands are greasy. 15 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,814 I just wanted to see where we are with campaign finance. 16 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,024 Well, I'm happy to tell you. 17 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,235 It just wouldn't make any sense. It's all in my scrawl. 18 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,653 Well, babe, get this. 19 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,615 Jerry here, of all people, wants to hire a circus trainer 20 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,910 to come in here and teach me how to smile for the cameras. 21 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,787 A media consultant, man. Come on. 22 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:22,749 If we have to do a campaign ad, we might as well do it right. 23 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:26,086 -Hire a professional to come in here and-- -Turn me into someone I'm not. 24 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,629 Of course not. 25 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:30,549 Look, I know guys like Mike Schmidt. 26 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,094 Bear trap jaw, tomato brains. 27 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:36,346 I used to take orders from them in the service. 28 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:40,350 The only way to win is to hit back hard. Okay? 29 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:45,022 Hire some pros, make a beautiful ad, beat them at their own game. 30 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,441 You got the money to spend. Why not spend it? 31 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,193 Except you don't. 32 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:53,197 But we're a grassroots campaign. So, shouldn't this ad reflect that? 33 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,283 What are you even saying? 34 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:57,784 You wanna slap together 35 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:01,288 some home movie footage of the Rubins at the San Diego Zoo? 36 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:02,789 Call it a day? 37 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,834 No. I'm saying we make a state-of-the-art video 38 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:10,797 using the latest video camera technology that I happen to have access to. 39 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,634 Because my wife 40 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:18,305 is a stone-cold fox. 41 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,308 I mean, genius. 42 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,144 Don't forget a liar and a thief. 43 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,063 We're talking Betamax, right? 44 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:34,738 Maya! No, no, not on the road! Maya! 45 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,823 -Okay, Mommy. Hi. -Hey, hey, hey, Maya. 46 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,075 Hello. 47 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,452 You know not to run on the road. 48 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,797 I owe you an explanation about the other night. 49 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,842 No, it's all right. You don't have to tell me. Just… 50 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,388 Are you cheating on Danny? 51 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,973 It's none of my business. But I just-- 52 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,308 I don't think I can be friends with you anymore if you are, 53 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,686 'cause it's not okay to lie like that. 54 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:09,523 To violate your vows for your own, whatever, pleasure. 55 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,607 It hurts people. 56 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,526 And maybe you think that makes me bourgeoise 57 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,111 -or square, or whatever-- -I'm not. 58 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:15,696 Okay. 59 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:18,615 So, what were you doing? 60 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,492 I wish you would tell me. 61 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:23,412 I feel like no one tells me the truth about anything anymore. 62 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,247 Eating like a pig and throwing up. 63 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,331 Are you really gonna say it? 64 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,625 It's all she'll ever think about when she sees you, forever. 65 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,085 I have a project. 66 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:34,089 It's a… exercise tape. 67 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,424 Aerobics. 68 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:36,633 Something you can do at home 69 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:40,095 when you can't get childcare or you just don't want to go to the gym. 70 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:42,264 And you-- And you can't tell your husband about it? 71 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,850 Just until it's done. Which it will be soon. 72 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:48,645 Once he gets a chance to see it, it'll be different. I think. 73 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,063 -You know how men are. -Idiots. 74 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,106 -Literal. -Literal. 75 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:54,193 Concrete. They only get something when it's right in front of them. 76 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,653 At least, you know, I hope so. 77 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,157 Yeah. Yeah. 78 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,994 Okay, so I'm having a color party this weekend. 79 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,748 It's where this woman's gonna come, and she reads our faces 80 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,082 and tells us what season we are, 81 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,919 and then we know what shades of makeup look the best on us. 82 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,545 And Ernie doesn't get it either. 83 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:16,507 But will you come? You-- Will you come? 84 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,425 I'd rather die in a house fire. 85 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,053 I'd love to. 86 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:25,265 You can't keep doing this. You can't keep lying. 87 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,976 And you won't. 88 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:30,938 Just until you have enough. Until you're done. 89 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:35,609 One for them, one for you. And when it's all over, you'll come clean. 90 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,569 Babe, can I talk to you? 91 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:38,904 I'll be right out. 92 00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:40,656 I'm coming in. 93 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,407 You forgot to lock the fucking door. 94 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,328 You okay? 95 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,830 What? I said I'd be right out. What's so important? 96 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:51,208 Is that really what I look like? 97 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,752 In that Mike Schmidt ad? Like some sloppy little troll. 98 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:57,089 I mean, how is anyone gonna take me seriously as a political candidate 99 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,215 if that's what I look like? 100 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,426 Honey, that was a smear campaign. 101 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,053 A lie. 102 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,430 When we make our video, 103 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:08,433 you're gonna look like the true hero that you are. 104 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:13,146 You know, Jerry says we need to get a pro in here, but… 105 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:16,400 I think all I need is you. 106 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,236 Just give him what he really wants. 107 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,571 It's been too long. 108 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,781 If you want any freedom at all. 109 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,241 You wanna lock the door? 110 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,202 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 111 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,411 Break time. 112 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,748 Yeah. You mean cigarette time. 113 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,918 -Tomato, tomato. -I don't get it. 114 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,712 -For someone so into fitness… -You don't have to get it. 115 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,797 -You ever tried to quit? -I did quit. 116 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,591 And then I started again. 117 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,303 You never kept doing something you knew you should stop? 118 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,724 Can I ask you something? 119 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,686 Why do you still pretend to like that husband of yours? 120 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,022 He's not even rich or tall. 121 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,943 He's the most brilliant man I've ever known. 122 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:44,112 Yeah. I've never really liked smart dudes. 123 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,948 Smart in the brains, dumb in the dick. 124 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,033 He has some dick smarts. 125 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,869 Mostly, I love what he believes in. 126 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,122 And I do love him, by the way. I don't pretend. 127 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,834 Can we get back to rehearsing? 128 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,252 We got a whole routine to finish. 129 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:09,137 I figured if I asked you one question, you'd clam up. 130 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,685 I'm doing this video for Tyler. 131 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,771 He's all psyched about making your husband's propaganda video-- 132 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,439 -Campaign ad. -Whatever. 133 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:22,901 And because I think there's a small chance it might not be a lame business idea. 134 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,736 I'm not doing this to be your first gal pal, 135 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:25,821 so you can relax. 136 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,906 Well, I have a lot of female friends, so. 137 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:31,034 Found it. I fucking found it. 138 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,703 Perfect location for our shoot. 139 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:33,829 Sweet-ass natural light, 140 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,456 no mirrors to fuck up my visual jam, great price. 141 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:39,418 Nothing. Because that's all you have to spend. Nothing. 142 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,712 -How much? -500 bucks. 143 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,173 For two days. 144 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,966 Buddy of mine is practically giving it away. 145 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:51,638 Maybe if you open another credit card just for the month. 146 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,849 Then you pay off the minimum until some money's come-- 147 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,518 Oh, my God. You're such a good friend. Thank you for coming. 148 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:58,604 Of course. Are you okay? 149 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,481 No, I did something. It is bad. 150 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,650 Promise not to think I'm a monster? 151 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,527 She thinks she's the monster? 152 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,237 Don't be silly. 153 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:11,825 They said it was all-natural 154 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,577 and that my face was going to heal quickly. 155 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,580 And I guess I just had a bad reaction to the acid. 156 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,665 You dipped your face in acid? 157 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,335 Worse, I paid someone else to dip my face in acid. 158 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,922 A Russian gal that some of the girls at the club use. 159 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:27,925 Okay, so how bad is it? 160 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,263 -It's not that bad. -Oh, my God. 161 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:36,892 My face was my one good thing, and I went and ruined it. 162 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,561 That's not true. You're gorgeous. 163 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:42,856 You have gorgeous hair, and you're a gorgeous person. 164 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,066 Inside and out. 165 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:47,152 And your face will get better. I mean, isn't that the whole point? 166 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:49,488 Once it heals, it's better than it was before? 167 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:51,573 It's like muscles. 168 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:53,367 You make them sore, and then they grow back. 169 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,535 Stronger. 170 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:56,954 Thanks. 171 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,083 I got Ernie a new video camera. 172 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,127 Steady. Steady eyes. Steady mouth. 173 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,547 Yeah? Is he happy? 174 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:08,841 No, not really. He's still mad about the other one. 175 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:12,886 And I can't understand how a video camera has sentimental value. 176 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,431 And now I got to host this party with this face. I just-- 177 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,392 The only thing getting me through it right now 178 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,018 is knowing that you're gonna be there. 179 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,937 And waffles. If I make waffles, will you have? 180 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:24,690 You're not getting out of this one. 181 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:25,774 'Course. 182 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,610 So, one more time. 183 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:32,781 We can't mention Bunny or any of the aerobic stuff to my husband. 184 00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:34,908 Okay? That's my business. 185 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:38,120 Our business. Not his. 186 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:42,249 So when we're here, we just stick to campaign video talk, okay? 187 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:46,670 Mint. 188 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:48,964 In the salsa. 189 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,717 I've had ten of these in the last week. 190 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,135 No. Fourteen. 191 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,512 Doing a full-on mouth autopsy on these bad boys 192 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,681 to determine the salsa components. 193 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,183 It's mint. Definitely. 194 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,728 Hey, Tyler. 195 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,814 Did you hear anything I just said? 196 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,191 Won't say a word. 197 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,068 Hence, enormous burrito to occupy mi boca. 198 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:13,572 You're trusting this ding-dong with your marriage. Your life. 199 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,699 Tyler has a small crew, lights, sound, 200 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,535 and a very nimble and portable video camera. 201 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,828 We get the locations for free. 202 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:23,415 You don't have to worry about money or anything to get the permits. 203 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:27,336 And you're sure the video format-- It's okay for television? 204 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,214 -Yeah, broadcast quality. -Excuse me? 205 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,257 Broadcast quality. 206 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:35,010 Six-hour shoot, which we can bring in for our budget. 207 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,637 -How do you know that? -Research. 208 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,931 Okay, all right. Wow. 209 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,224 -Yeah. -Thank you, Jerry. That-- 210 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,059 -That was really nice… -It is nice. 211 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,020 -…but I think I'm good now. I'm good. -You feel good. Tight. 212 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,730 -Thank you, yeah. -Hey, Jer. 213 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,106 She said stop. 214 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:51,026 Sorry. I thought she was into it. 215 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,028 No, no, I totally was. 216 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,863 That was really great. Thank you so much. 217 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:57,658 Yeah, you girls are just working your butts off. 218 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:58,825 Just trying to help. 219 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:02,621 And I would really love it if we could get the beach in this, like, as much as I can. 220 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,207 And one thing I was thinking about: music. 221 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:09,253 Yes. Totally. Like drums. 222 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,337 Yes. Exactly. 223 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,257 Like, something with, like, a really groovy kick-ass drive to it. 224 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,260 -Something progressive. -Yeah. Funky. Draws people in. 225 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,345 Yeah. You know, something that says, 226 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,473 "This isn't about a campaign. This is about a movement." 227 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:24,518 No, no, no. We need to distance you from the stoner counterculture, 228 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,853 not play into it. 229 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:29,064 It's time to sand off those Bohemian edges. 230 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:32,025 Show these San Diegans the polished-professional-you, 231 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,777 not the Berkeley-radical-you. 232 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,072 So, what are we saying? Sell me out? 233 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,784 No, sell you smart. Get you in a suit. Maybe a hard hat. 234 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,744 For a conservation platform? 235 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:46,039 I am anti-coastal development, and you want me in a hard hat? 236 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,417 You're a progressive. You wanna invest in-- 237 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,378 in social infrastructure, schools, health care. 238 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,463 People do love a dude in a hard hat. 239 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,090 Don't know why. 240 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:59,219 Big heads. Ever see an actor? Biggest bobbleheads in the world, man. 241 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:04,433 Okay, I am not putting on a blue suit like a goddamn FBI goon. 242 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:05,767 Not blue. 243 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,519 Gray. 244 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,522 Out in the water, you know who the gray suits are? 245 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,149 The sharks. 246 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,819 Predators. Not prey. 247 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:20,699 I mean, we could stick to the old Danny or we could try something different. 248 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:23,952 Well, what do you think? 249 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,959 I bet the ladies would love you in a suit, man. 250 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,421 I could drown you and make it look like an accident. 251 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:35,964 If that's what it takes. 252 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:40,427 I suppose we're going to the goddamn mall. 253 00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,014 I don't know about this. 254 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,935 I don't know if I'm a suit guy. I look like a junior rabbi. 255 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,271 Come-- Just come out here. Let me see. 256 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,985 Junior rabbi was pretty dead-on. 257 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:58,862 Well? 258 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:04,409 I think you look like a man ready to take Sacramento by storm. 259 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,537 Really? 260 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,163 With these shoulder pads? 261 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:10,290 Especially with those shoulder pads. 262 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,918 -I don't know. -You look sharp. 263 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,294 Doesn't he look sharp? 264 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,422 With the appropriate alterations, we can get it there. 265 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,258 I can get that pinned up for you. 266 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,176 What's the special occasion? 267 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,761 Attending a wedding? Bar mitzvah? 268 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,015 He's a candidate for State Assembly. 269 00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:30,394 And his name is Danny Rubin, and he's gonna win. 270 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,605 And are we going to be paying by personal check or credit? 271 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,357 Credit. 272 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:43,282 Look at all these dutiful sheep heeding the capitalist call. You know? 273 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,786 Spending their dwindling middle-class salaries 274 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:51,081 on poorly made goods that they'll throw into a landfill 275 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,917 -when they realize how unsatisfied… -The garage is down here. 276 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,335 -…they still feel. What? -Down here. 277 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,670 The garage. 278 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,463 I mean, look at the atrium. 279 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,757 It's like a goddamn church, Sheila. 280 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,470 That's not a coincidence, you know? Worshipping the almighty dollar. 281 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,140 Well, what the shit is this? 282 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,935 Fucking unbelievable. 283 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:17,524 Classic cycle of grift and corruption. Don't know why you're so surprised, man. 284 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,610 It's the shamelessness of it. 285 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,362 It's called the "community room," designated that way by the city. 286 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:26,658 And yet Breem just hands it over to his goddamn candidate. 287 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,328 You know, legally, you're entitled to an equal share 288 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,038 of any community space. 289 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:34,249 -That sounds true. -It's definitely true. 290 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,710 I know my way around planning codes. 291 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,379 Years of fighting slumlords in Oakland. 292 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,883 Do we even want an office in that mall anyway? 293 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,427 I mean, you were there for an hour and you were miserable. 294 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:49,431 Yes. It's the principle of it. You know what I think we should do? 295 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,933 I think we should go down there, 296 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,352 and we should confront this Breem gentleman. 297 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,436 Mano a mano. 298 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,773 One pair of shoulder pads and he's suddenly John Wayne. 299 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,858 I love this idea. 300 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:02,194 I mean, full disclosure… 301 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:06,281 I've had several beers, and this is my second skunk stick. 302 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:10,786 But tomorrow we go give that guy a piece of our mind. 303 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,454 That's enemy territory. 304 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,248 That's not what this campaign is about. 305 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,416 That's not what you're about. 306 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:20,087 You spend a fair amount of time in that place, don't you, Sheil? 307 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,882 Is that where you do your jazz dancing and whatnot? 308 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,595 Is that what you're about, Sheil? 309 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,348 Is he gonna let him talk to you like that? 310 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,432 Jerry… 311 00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:37,271 let me get a hit of that joint. This day just took it right out of me. 312 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,189 You're damn right, he is. 313 00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:48,615 I'm not some monster out to chew up the environment 314 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,576 in service to my greed. 315 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:53,871 I'm a lover of the outdoors, and of the coastline in particular. 316 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,832 I just don't believe in letting the ocean call the shots. 317 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:59,835 Is that what you were going to say in the debate before Danny shut you down? 318 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,507 Your husband got in a few good lines at my expense, that's for sure. 319 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:07,217 I don't know that he's shut me down. 320 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:08,927 Well, you certainly got the last laugh. 321 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,890 Funding the opposition's campaign ad. Must have cost you a pretty penny. 322 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,436 It was a worthwhile investment in the future. 323 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,189 Whose future, exactly? 324 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,066 The future of our community. 325 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,944 And of my company, of course. 326 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:30,157 I don't have all the money in the world just sitting around. 327 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,995 Every new project incurs substantial risk, significant leverage. 328 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:39,124 I put everything on the line every time I embark on a new Breem Team experience. 329 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,669 That is the truth. Contrary to what you may think of me. 330 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:48,008 I don't think of you, really. At all. 331 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:52,346 Right. 332 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:57,100 You came to me about equity concerning use of the community room. 333 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,810 You were right to bring that to my attention. 334 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:01,563 I'm not going to ask the Schmidt campaign to move, 335 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:04,398 but I can offer you access to an alternative space 336 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,526 that's currently vacant. 337 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,609 If it meets your needs. 338 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:08,819 Follow me. 339 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:11,490 This way. 340 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,585 This place is perfect for Danny. 341 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,257 But it's even better for you. 342 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,299 Are you guys fucking stoked on this? 343 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,051 Totally fucking stoked. 344 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:57,638 Hello? 345 00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,306 Looking for some feedback over here. 346 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,142 It would be really helpful to know if you're stoked or bummed. 347 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,604 I put my fucking heart into this. I'm pretty fucking proud of it. 348 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,898 But if you're bummed, you're bummed. I mean, it is what it is. 349 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,358 Tyler. 350 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,819 I'm not bummed. 351 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,240 I fucking knew you'd be stoked. 352 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,033 How could you not be? We fucking nailed it. 353 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,868 -This thing is sick. -It's sick. 354 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:22,996 -It's totally sick, babe. -You're sick, babe. 355 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,124 This calls for a celebration. 356 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,211 Still a couple final sound things I want to smooth out, but then, 357 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:32,589 I say we fire up on dupe and distrib. Get this baby out there. 358 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:33,882 These new duplicators are out. 359 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:36,218 Little pricey, but so fucking sweet. 360 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:37,761 -How pricey? -Ten grand. 361 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,973 Or we get a post house to do it for us through my independent film contacts. 362 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,683 -He's talking about porno. -I know. 363 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,728 It's around five grand a run. Four if they bro me. 364 00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:49,147 Five grand. Four if they "bro" him. 365 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:52,192 So you dig a little deeper, just a little longer. 366 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,694 How many more can you make on this? 367 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:55,988 Only a few. 368 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:59,241 But the quality goes down every time. That's just too painful. 369 00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:01,702 And I can't degrade you girls like that. 370 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,288 Cheers. 371 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,372 Cheers. 372 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,126 Let's watch it again. 373 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:18,051 Unlocking your best self comes down to discovering your season. 374 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:23,515 Learning whether you're an autumn, winter, fall or spring. 375 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:27,895 Whether blue is your best friend or brown is your enemy. 376 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,646 Take Greta here. 377 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,607 This is a beautiful scarf. 378 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,861 Or I'm sure it looked like one on the rack. 379 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:39,907 But do you see how it enhances all the wrong elements in her skin? 380 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:41,241 Good God. 381 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:45,996 It was a gift from my sister. I didn't pick it. 382 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,665 Let's talk about makeup palette. 383 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:54,671 Greta's got a brownish shade on her lips and lids. 384 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,758 Egyptian Sunset. I've been wearing it since high school. 385 00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:01,094 But what you should be wearing is the exact opposite. 386 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,055 Soft pink. 387 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,681 Really? I didn't know. 388 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:05,933 I'm so embarrassed. 389 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:10,437 With the Color Me Alluring system, you'll receive a personal road map 390 00:21:10,521 --> 00:21:13,440 that takes all the guesswork out of your color choices. 391 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:18,320 Who knows? You might just discover a whole new hue. 392 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:23,325 But before we start the process, any questions so far? 393 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,244 You have to. You have to. 394 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,328 I have one. 395 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,541 Is everyone here really buying this? 396 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:33,502 Sounds like someone may have hit the sangria a little hard. 397 00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:36,755 Being your personal best is not about seasonal eye shadow. 398 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,715 It's about what's underneath your clothes. 399 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,342 Underneath your skin. 400 00:21:40,425 --> 00:21:43,720 -Sheila, are you feeling okay? -I am, actually. 401 00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,056 I'm feeling better than I have in quite some time. 402 00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:49,643 The only way to truly feel good about yourself 403 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,770 is to stop worrying about what's on the outside, 404 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:54,314 and get in touch with what's on the inside. 405 00:21:54,398 --> 00:21:56,650 And I'm talking about your heart, your muscles. 406 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,735 I'm talking about getting strong. 407 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:01,446 And I can tell you all think that I'm crazy, and maybe I am. 408 00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:06,368 But what if instead of talking about it, I showed you? 409 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,788 Greta, would you mind? 410 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,523 -Thank you. -All right. 411 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:37,816 -Thank you, Sheila. -Thank you, Vicki. 412 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,067 -Thank you, Maria. -Thank you. 413 00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,152 Well, bye. 414 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,573 That's the last of the copies that I have on me, 415 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,533 but I'll let you know when I can mail yours out. 416 00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:47,701 -I have both your numbers. -Okay. 417 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,785 So thanks, ladies. 418 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:50,204 -Thank you. -Thanks. 419 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,623 Wow. So exciting. 420 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:59,421 Well, that's not how I thought this afternoon was gonna go. 421 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,631 -Me either! -Yeah. 422 00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,883 I guess I sort of ended up taking over. 423 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,635 I hope I-- Vicki wasn't too offended. 424 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,637 I don't know what came over me. 425 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,388 I was just so excited to share the video, 426 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,099 and then when everyone else got excited, it felt like an opportunity. 427 00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,352 Ernie's camera went missing right after you came over. 428 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,647 It never occurred to me that you would take it. 429 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:20,192 But it also never occurred to me that you'd hijack a tea party. So… 430 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,612 Did you? 431 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,657 Did you take Ernie's camera? 432 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:31,411 She sees you. She sees what you are. 433 00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:35,707 I don't want to say. I was… 434 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:39,586 A selfish, stupid, fat liar. A greedy cow. 435 00:23:39,670 --> 00:23:42,840 I was-- It was wrong. 436 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:46,552 I was wrong. I just-- I just meant to borrow it. 437 00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:47,636 And… 438 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:51,640 you said Ernie has more gadgets than he knew what to do with 439 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:56,144 and I just honestly thought that no one would even notice. 440 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:57,604 -It was so-- -Okay, well, he noticed. 441 00:23:57,688 --> 00:24:00,107 And he fired Miriam. And she has three kids. 442 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:04,069 Maybe even four. I know she has a number of children. 443 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,404 I felt really awful. 444 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,949 I really did. I kept meaning to come clean. 445 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,492 -And-- -But you never did. 446 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,496 Well, I-- 447 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,875 There's-- I have a reason. 448 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,835 Okay. What? 449 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:23,130 You can't tell her about the tape. It isn't your story to tell. 450 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:26,175 You are not leaving this driveway until you tell me what it is. 451 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:33,140 What, are you gonna try to distract me with one of your workout tapes? I'm not… 452 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,268 I didn't make this tape. Your husband did. 453 00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:40,314 I don't think it's what you're expecting. In fact, I know it isn't. 454 00:24:40,397 --> 00:24:41,481 -So I-- -You can go now. 455 00:24:41,565 --> 00:24:42,900 -Greta, please. -I said go. 456 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,027 Get out. 457 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,203 I gotta admit, I was worried about the suit. 458 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:56,663 -But if you fucking squint your eyes… -Hey. Sorry I'm so late. 459 00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,041 -Greta's party ran a little long. -…I look like a Jewish Kennedy. 460 00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:01,543 -Even I wanna fuck me. -That's what I'm saying. 461 00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:05,589 -Do you like the ad? -No, we don't like it, Sheil. 462 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:07,424 We love it. 463 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:09,843 I mean, this is a ten-strike. 464 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:11,637 I'm so sorry I ever doubted you. 465 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,432 I mean, this is the guy, right here. Taking names. Owning it. 466 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,184 I'm happy you're happy. 467 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:19,436 You know, a spot like this deserves a much bigger ad buy 468 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,562 than what we were planning. 469 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:23,482 -What are you thinking? -I don't know. Six, seven thou. 470 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:24,942 I mean, this is a rocket ship 471 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:26,109 -to Sacramento, man. -Yeah. 472 00:25:26,902 --> 00:25:29,154 I'm not sure we've got that in the budget, but-- 473 00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:30,531 No. We definitely have it. 474 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,824 It's here, in your own handwriting. 475 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,746 -Wait, this is my favorite part. -I love it. 476 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,998 -You were joking about… -I know, don't… 477 00:25:40,832 --> 00:25:43,460 Knee, punch, kick. Knee, punch, kick.