1 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:52,010 Hey, waitress Pour me another cup of coffee 2 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:56,223 Pop it down, jack me up, shoot me out Flyin' down the highway 3 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,269 Lookin' for the mornin' 4 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,798 Okay. Just hear me out, please. 5 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:34,469 In the video, we wear leotards with "Body by Bunny" silk screened across them, 6 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,014 and at the end, we put up a card on the screen that says, 7 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,934 "To learn more, come to Playa del Vista mall and take our class." 8 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,188 -What do you think? -You know what I think. 9 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,772 I know what you said. 10 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:49,109 What I think is I'm not turning my class into a fucking home videotape 11 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:50,444 is what I think. 12 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,573 What about all the women out there who'll love it? 13 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:55,657 Who need it? 14 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,619 They need it, but they can't get to it 15 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,871 because of family obligations, self-esteem. 16 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,664 But if they could pop in a tape 17 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,917 and just focus on that one moment for themselves, 18 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,877 their health, to feel powerful, 19 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,838 we could make a real business out of that. 20 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:10,756 I think. 21 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:16,720 Hey, Bunny, let people pay one time to take your class at home forever 22 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,972 so they won't need you in the flesh anymore. 23 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,059 You know what I'm not gonna be doing? 24 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,143 That! 25 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,025 Doughnut? They're not that old. 26 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,611 Does she really not see it? 27 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:35,405 Or does she just really not like me? 28 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,699 Or you just keep describing it in words. 29 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:41,453 I mean, she's a super visual person who does not like you. 30 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,457 She needs to see it see it. 31 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,376 That's how she puts shit together. 32 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,754 Like this one time, she just did not get what I was asking, 33 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,090 and I ended up having to go to the fucking library to take out... 34 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,426 -So we need to shoot a sample... -...what's it called? 35 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,388 -...like a test run. -Kama Sutra. And fuck yeah. 36 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,139 We should shoot it at the beach. 37 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,141 High sun, low tide. 38 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,269 Plenty of flat light diffused in that ocean spray. 39 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:10,107 Health and beauty reminds everybody how good they feel at the beach. 40 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,526 We could do it without a permit if we're quick. 41 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,904 I know a sound dude from porn. He went to NYU. 42 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:18,615 When are we doing this? 43 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,410 Tuesday's canvass is pretty well spaced out. 44 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:25,205 Wednesday's is a little tight, but it's all Imperial Beach. 45 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,874 Now Friday, we have the Methodists 46 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,917 and the guy who used to skipper the Greenpeace boats. 47 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,627 Are all of these events potlucks? 48 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:37,509 Wednesday's Rotary Club thing, you're judging a baked cheese contest. 49 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,554 So, no, not all of them. 50 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:43,140 Why? What's wrong with potlucks? 51 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,184 Well, I mean... I just-- 52 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:48,103 If I don't have a bite of every single dish, no matter how full I am, 53 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,439 I always seem to offend somebody who's baked some-- 54 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,400 The wives just want the pretty lady to tell them that they're good, 55 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,152 so why is that hard? 56 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:58,405 Well, I'm just not used to eating so much in the middle of the day. 57 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,449 -You gotta learn to pace yourself, hon. -Yeah. 58 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,368 Or we could just cherry pick the events 59 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,621 where my being there would actually mean something. 60 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,873 I'm doing all of the work, Sheil. 61 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:10,334 Do you think I wouldn't rather eat hot cheese 62 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,837 than get hammered over regulatory land use reform? 63 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,714 You know, the Sheila I knew at Berkeley would have been excited 64 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,510 -to get out there and spread the message. -Yeah. 65 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,804 Not look for ways to avoid them so she can jazzercise. 66 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:27,184 I know you grew up in a shallow place with shallow people, 67 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,102 but you were never like them before. 68 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,187 Mommy. 69 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,190 No, no, no. Please. Let me. 70 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,318 You're a good dad, man. 71 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,321 Okay. It's one thing to take this shit from Danny, but this asshole too? 72 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,739 No, no, no. 73 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,955 I'm shallow? That's what you think? 74 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,835 I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, Sheil. 75 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:56,463 I'm just being honest. You know, it's like Vladimir Ilich said, 76 00:04:56,547 --> 00:05:00,092 "The attitude of a political party to its mistakes 77 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:05,806 is the surest criteria of its intentions to fulfill its obligations to the people." 78 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,227 You're a fucking asshole. 79 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,105 -What? -Who was fulfilling their obligation 80 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:16,859 when they got Danny to drop acid and left me at the Shore Club alone? 81 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,987 And when I got home to an old, shirtless hippie frying fish, 82 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:23,866 high with teenagers in my kitchen, was that my mistake or yours? 83 00:05:23,949 --> 00:05:27,536 -Look, it's not my finest hours, Sheil. -You're getting paid to do a job, Jerry. 84 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,955 And I do not need to go to every fucking meet and greet. 85 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:33,250 That's what Mike Schmidt's wife does because that's what Pat fucking Nixon did. 86 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,753 But we're not doing things that way, right? 87 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,089 We want a new world order. 88 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:45,888 I'll come to the most important events. I'll tell you which ones they are. 89 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,223 And the rest of them, you're going to get me out of. 90 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,726 Who's going to get me out of them? 91 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:51,894 -You. -Yes. 92 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,062 -I mean me. -That's what I meant. You. 93 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,689 -Me. I'm-- -Yes. 94 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:01,528 -Who? Who? -Me, Jerry, is gonna get you out of 'em. 95 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:02,613 Jerry. 96 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:06,950 And just take that outside. 97 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,786 In fact, go for a walk and bake. I can't stand the sight of you. 98 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,257 Hi. I tried calling. 99 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:25,469 Is it okay if I left Maya here for, like, an hour or two to-- 100 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,513 Ernie thinks Miriam stole his video camera. 101 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,723 What? Miriam, your nanny? 102 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,517 Miriam, my everything. 103 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,978 Miriam who irons Ernie's dress shirts. Miriam who puts gas in the car. 104 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,356 Miriam who knows all the words to "Conjunction Junction," 105 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,482 'cause that song is so long. 106 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,983 -What did she say? -That she didn't. 107 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,693 And I begged Ernie not to fire her. 108 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,029 But he says that I'm refusing to look at the truth 109 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,531 that is right in front of my face. 110 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,950 I mean, this is probably my fault, right? 111 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,701 This is a good excuse to cheat on me 112 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,745 because I'm too dumb to know I hired a thief. 113 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,622 I'm so sorry. This is terrible. 114 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:54,915 No, no, I'm sorry. 115 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,417 So I can't take Maya today because I haven't slept, 116 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,044 and the twins are on a tear. 117 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,172 And I have to figure out where Miriam keeps the-- everything, so... 118 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:05,384 What if he just took it somewhere and he used it and forgot about it, right? 119 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,219 Or he just put it down in a new place? 120 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:08,720 Is Miriam gonna be okay? 121 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,891 I told the kids that she's on vacation, but I think they know I'm lying. 122 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,269 I don't know what that was. I have to go. Good luck. 123 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:17,980 Put that down! Goodbye. Bye. 124 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,443 Hey. 125 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,197 Who's this? The DJ? 126 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,866 It's my daughter, Maya. 127 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,368 -I'm sorry. My plans fell through. -We should get started. 128 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,786 Just 'cause we don't need a permit 129 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,788 doesn't mean the cops aren't gonna hassle us. 130 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,166 Go! Hurry up. 131 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,669 The lifeguard's been running training drills all morning. 132 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,589 That air horn's a new development, though. 133 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,549 -Let's move it! -Okay. 134 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,092 -Hurry up! -Come here, sweetie. 135 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,433 Sweep. 136 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:59,396 And sweep. Sweep. Sweep. Sweep. 137 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:03,442 Five, six, seven, eight, and kick. Kick. 138 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,235 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 139 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:08,739 -Don't lift your legs so high. -Okay. Okay. 140 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,991 Or maybe lift it higher? 141 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,201 Higher? Okay. 142 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:16,580 And kick. Kick. Kick. 143 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,249 That's a bit too high, I think. 144 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,503 -We should stop. -Okay. 145 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,090 Four, three, two, one, and jog. 146 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,931 Yeah, I was completely out of focus. That's my bad. Just do it again. 147 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:38,143 Three, two, one, and punch it up. 148 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:41,438 Punch it up. Punch it up. Punch it up. Punch it up. 149 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,523 Maya! 150 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:49,571 Stay here. Come on. 151 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,576 Let's keep going. Okay. 152 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,746 Five, six, seven, eight, and-- 153 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,082 Maya! 154 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:15,180 Lift those knees for eight, seven, six, 155 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:17,683 five, four, three... 156 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,810 They're all staring at you, heifer. 157 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:24,106 They're all wondering what the fuck you think you're doing. 158 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,942 Who the fuck you think you are? 159 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,199 Oh, God. 160 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,166 That's-- I guess we're done. 161 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,212 We got enough. Probably. 162 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,964 He can't even look at you. 163 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,341 There's definitely stuff there. 164 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:55,095 With your wrinkly ass face and your fat ass. 165 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:56,305 Can I watch it first? 166 00:09:56,889 --> 00:09:59,099 Sure, I guess. I mean, how come? 167 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:00,976 To teach myself a fucking lesson. 168 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,060 Just to see. 169 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,444 You should consider actually buying one of these babies. 170 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,613 Best thing to happen to families since time-outs. 171 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,364 I'm fine. Just renting one for now. 172 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:18,452 And when you do, Betamax is by far the superior format. By far. 173 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:22,289 Better resolution, more stable image, superior viewing experience. 174 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,833 Yeah, I don't really care about the resolution or the image. 175 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,877 I just-- I just need to watch this one thing. 176 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,297 Lady, we're in a format war. The two techs are not compatible. 177 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,007 People need to choose sides, it-- 178 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,344 I get it. 179 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,429 Yep, never mind. 180 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:38,805 You get what? 181 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,727 If it's porn, VHS should suit you just fine. 182 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,145 Whatever. Enjoy. 183 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:48,065 I'm not-- This is not porn. 184 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,025 Yeah, I know the type. 185 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,612 Hey, honey. Come on. 186 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,253 -Five, six, seven, eight. Kick. -Sheila? 187 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,880 Hey. I thought you were at the rest home with Jer. 188 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,800 Yeah, I was. But the residents got agitated 189 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,344 because a bird got loose in the sunroom, so... 190 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,054 And you're pretty jumpy too. You all right? 191 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:21,974 Yeah. No, I was just down here, tidying up. 192 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:26,103 I'm gonna be on the Bill Gilmerton show. You know, that public access debate thing? 193 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,230 -Tomorrow. -That is so great. 194 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:31,775 -Isn't it? -I don't know. You'd have to ask Jerry. 195 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,235 He was the one pushing for it. 196 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:36,446 Now it's pretty fucking obvious he doesn't think I can handle it. 197 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,365 Like, "Yeah. That's a great opportunity, Dan Man, 198 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,616 there's just a lot of unknowns." 199 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:43,412 Meaning he thinks I'm gonna get tripped up and put my foot in some shit. 200 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:47,207 What's your source of information on that? Is it you? 201 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,626 Maybe. 202 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,005 -Will you give me a foot rub? -Yeah. Come on. 203 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:53,922 Thanks. 204 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,966 What kind of bird was it? 205 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,303 It was-- I don't fucking know birds, Sheila. 206 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,640 Add a sidestep. 207 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:09,271 No wonder she said no to this complete and utter shit. 208 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,939 Hands on hips and roll. 209 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:16,820 Who wants some middle-aged fucking fat loser telling them what to do? 210 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:17,905 And out. 211 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,992 That shrieking, shrill voice. Just shut up! 212 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,621 Shut up with your fat ass and your saggy tits! 213 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:28,665 Why would anyone wanna listen to you? 214 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,260 What the hell is this? 215 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,255 This looks so much better. 216 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,727 So you watch it? What do you think? 217 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:31,687 I hate it. 218 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,858 Everybody hates everything till they don't. 219 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,653 But so what? You wanna write the whole thing off? 220 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,155 It's not just that. 221 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,740 Man. 222 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,870 When you have no hair, your face is, like, really your face, huh? 223 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,248 That's what this makes you think? 224 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,750 I shot a thing once where a naked girl just sat on balloons 225 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,460 and popped them for an hour. 226 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,213 Also one where a woman rubbed dollhouse furniture on her nips, 227 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,340 -I don't even-- -You think this is a sex thing? 228 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,634 Don't know. But it is. 229 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:06,305 Although compared to a lot of other shit, this is like fucking Bambi. 230 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,849 It's like Charlie Manson girls. It's sick. 231 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,728 I mean, shaving your head is not sick. It's sick. 232 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:15,147 Like, honestly, I see why that guy's into it. 233 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,025 Getting to watch somebody do brave shit is sexy as hell. 234 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:19,943 Is he a friend of yours? 235 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,447 He's married to a friend. 236 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:27,117 Well, he put a lot of work in here. Like years, maybe. 237 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,621 Does he know you let me tape over it? 238 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,125 Probably he shouldn't find out. 239 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,629 Your head feels so good. 240 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,757 -You're making it tighter. -I'm sorry. 241 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,008 Don't pull it. 242 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,385 We're sorry to say we won't have Mr. Schmidt with us. 243 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:48,138 A scheduling mix-up. He sends his apologies. 244 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,891 But the good news is their campaign volunteered a replacement 245 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,269 who is definitely qualified to speak on the other side of the issues. 246 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,403 They want to slap some spackle on you, Danny. 247 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,781 Yeah, well, just give me a second, Jerry. Fuck. 248 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,575 -Well, thank you, Bill. -Yeah. Thank you. 249 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,536 I cannot-- What? 250 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,539 I'm not important enough for fucking Schmidt to show up? 251 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,208 They gotta send Mormon mall-bot instead? 252 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,378 I should walk, right? Like I should just walk the fuck out of here. 253 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,214 Yeah. You're gonna get your ass handed to you, buddy. 254 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,299 You know, you need to relax. 255 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,676 Yeah, I'm trying to. 256 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:33,308 Oh, my God. Sheila the good witch guiding me back home. 257 00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:36,937 -I'm gonna light up. -Okay. 258 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,315 Feel better. It's okay. 259 00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:41,733 There you go. 260 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,529 You're okay, honey. Yeah. You're okay. 261 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,866 God. I am under a lot of stress. 262 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,534 -It's okay. It's okay. -I know. 263 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,828 -Yeah. Feel better. -All right. Okay. 264 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,957 -Just-- I mean, who cancels? -I know. 265 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,339 Why are we here? In this place? 266 00:16:04,423 --> 00:16:06,133 What's wrong with it? 267 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,428 I still have never been to your home, is what's wrong with it. 268 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,388 You said you wanted to see me. 269 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,350 If I went into a shop to buy clothes like you're wearing, 270 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:16,935 what would I call them? 271 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,940 They have espresso here. You want an espresso? 272 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,693 Do I want some brown water? No. 273 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,242 -There's a ceasefire now. -I know. I watch the news. 274 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,119 How would I know what you do? 275 00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:35,954 I don't even know where you live. 276 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,417 A ceasefire, after Beirut is already gone. 277 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:41,502 Down to rubble. 278 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,587 Including the house. It's gone. 279 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,549 Bombed out. Just like we would've been if we were still in it. 280 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,051 Wow. 281 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,470 That's unbelievable. Fuck. 282 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,140 I can't even... Fuck. 283 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,727 What, did you think you were gonna go back there someday? 284 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,979 We can't even get you to come to Glendale. 285 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,940 Is Mama okay? About the house? 286 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,900 What do you think, Badiaa? 287 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,984 She's been crying for weeks. 288 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,488 She was so upset, I thought she might call you. 289 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,281 Tell her how sorry I am. 290 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,660 Come back with me and you tell her. 291 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:19,122 If you don't, Baba says that's it. 292 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:24,586 What's "it"? He's gonna cut me off? Didn't he do that already? 293 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:27,589 He's not going to let any of us talk to you anymore. 294 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,758 Yeah, you'll hate that. 295 00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:33,345 Don't talk to me because you don't want to, Georgette. 296 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,889 Not because he says. 297 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,771 How long can you keep dyeing your hair that color 298 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,773 before it all just goes... 299 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,735 I guess we're gonna find out. 300 00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:54,700 Coastal development is an evergreen issue in this community 301 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:58,370 that nevertheless heats up some election years more than others. 302 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,331 And this is definitely one of those years. 303 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,084 Why don't we start with you, Mr. Rubin? 304 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:10,382 Since your "Save Our Wave" surf activism is what put you in the conversation. 305 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,592 Would you agree? 306 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,141 Baked deer in headlights. Here we go. 307 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,644 Well, Bill, I'd first like to just say 308 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:25,063 that Save Our Wave is an environmental philosophy 309 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:28,275 that includes anyone who cares about water quality 310 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,736 or urban sprawl or coastal erosion. 311 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:34,031 The surfers just feel those impacts sooner than the rest of us 312 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,866 because, I mean, let's face it, 313 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,327 they're in the water more than the rest of us, right? 314 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:42,623 I mean, the CEQA, the Clean Water Act, the Coastal Commission. 315 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,918 We have those things because the voters care. 316 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,254 So you can't just roll the clock back on them. The state has-- 317 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,964 Destroyed economic opportunity. 318 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:53,342 Thwarted investment. 319 00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,761 Made it impossible for responsible businessmen 320 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:59,264 to engage in good faith efforts to enhance the coastline. 321 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:04,478 This "activism," it's just anti-development in disguise. 322 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:05,562 Yeah? 323 00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:09,107 Well, please, tell us, what are your plans for enhancing the coastline? 324 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,859 More yacht parking? 325 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,278 That's not fair. 326 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:16,698 A triumph. Another goddamn triumph. 327 00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,116 ...for rich people or is it for everybody? 328 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,787 Fucking Danny Rubin making it look easy. Right, Sheil? 329 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,665 Five minutes ago, he was ready to run for the hills. 330 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,458 Guess the only loser around here is you. 331 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,132 Guess you're not ready to go. 332 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,764 Rotten egg smell is gnarly. 333 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:46,186 Just hang in there. It sort of starts to smell good. 334 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:55,904 I know you don't like being hassled, but I can tell something's up. 335 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:58,407 I see it, but I'm not gonna ask. 336 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,119 Unless you want me to. 337 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,621 If you want me to, I'll ask the shit out of you. 338 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,126 Why don't you let me do the hair? 339 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,630 I know how. I've watched you enough times. 340 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,217 And you're catching me at the perfect time to be helpful. 341 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:21,680 I am... What's the opposite of high? 342 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:24,600 Low. 343 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,060 Unimpaired. 344 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,605 Your word is good too. 345 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:38,655 That presumes there'll be anything left for the voters of this district 346 00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:42,576 when you finish trying to save the ocean. 347 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,620 And you say... 348 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:51,668 So then I say, "John, to be perfectly honest with you, 349 00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:54,922 I will never be finished trying to save the ocean." 350 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:02,137 That was beautiful. 351 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,097 Hey, Sheila, you want... 352 00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:06,308 you want a little pearl onion or cornichon? 353 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,228 Yeah. Yeah. So good. 354 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,312 Just... 355 00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:14,358 whichever. I don't really care. 356 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,152 How about you, Gret? Get in here. Come on. 357 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,321 Oh, no. No. She's bad with dairy. 358 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,823 -What? -Real bad, if you catch my drift. 359 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:24,618 Yeah, yeah. 360 00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:27,287 Why did we come here then? 361 00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,333 -'Cause it's Ernie's favorite. -So what did we decide on? 362 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:36,421 Did we decide? We're gonna do the Incredible Shrinking Woman at 7:15 363 00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:39,258 or the 8:20 Fort Apache, the Bronx? 364 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,052 There's nothing else out yet? 365 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,639 I don't know. 366 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,432 Greta, you bring the art section? 367 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,309 -The what? -The art section. 368 00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,270 I can't understand what you're saying. 369 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:54,064 I should check on Maya. She looked a little peaky before I left. 370 00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:56,525 And so I'm just gonna run. 371 00:21:57,192 --> 00:21:59,862 If you guys could give Danny a ride home, that would be great. 372 00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:01,196 Have fun at the movie. 373 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,865 Is she okay? 374 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,284 -What's that? -Maya, is she all right? 375 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,493 Yeah. I don't-- 376 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,997 -I wasn't yelling. I was just-- -Ernie, it's fine. 377 00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:24,636 That was the last time, okay? 378 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,971 Now get home. 379 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,942 ...last night. 380 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,494 I hear Katherine what's-her-name... 381 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,297 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 382 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,758 Just cut through Mrs. Ballard's yard. 383 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:05,511 She leaves her dog out at night. I'm really fine to go the long way. 384 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,888 I don't want the long way. I want you to do what I'm asking. 385 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,432 -But why does it matter which way? -I don't want to tell your mom 386 00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,559 that I found you here with a beer on grunion night 387 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,269 when you were supposed to be watching Maya. 388 00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:15,646 I'm sorry, Mrs. Rubin. 389 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:18,941 Just chuck this at Mrs. Ballard's dog, and we'll see you Friday. 390 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:21,109 I'll see you guys. Let's do it again, all right? 391 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,531 The movie was dog shit. I couldn't even sit through it. 392 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,910 -What the fuck happened to you? -What? My hair? I just put it up. It's-- 393 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:32,788 No, no, no. Your eye. It's, like, really bloodshot. 394 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:35,624 Let me see it. That's gruesome. Have you been rubbing that? 395 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:38,043 Maya, she punches me sometimes. 396 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:41,922 Our daughter punches you? Like, in your face? 397 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,633 She doesn't mean to. She just does. 398 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:49,680 It's a good thing you're off the hook for the Rotary Club breakfast tomorrow. 399 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:53,183 Jerry said we should cut you some slack with the canvassing, so we will. 400 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,853 But I'm gonna miss you. 401 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,110 Fondue place was great, but I'm gonna be bound up for a week. 402 00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:12,452 Anything you wanna ask me? 403 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,454 No. 404 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,334 Tyler cut some stuff together from what you guys did. 405 00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:22,462 Played around with it. It's still gonzo, but... 406 00:24:24,423 --> 00:24:26,258 I get it. I get what you meant. 407 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:30,429 What did I mean? 408 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:36,059 I'm just saying you don't have nothing. 409 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:39,771 I guess we're making a fucking videotape. 410 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:44,776 I wanna smoke. Do you want one? 411 00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:48,197 No. 412 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:51,950 How can you smoke? 413 00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:53,702 How can you not? 414 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:57,789 Hey. What's going on? 415 00:24:58,332 --> 00:24:59,958 John fucking Breem is what. 416 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,920 Okay, after the second segment, they said. Everybody shut up. 417 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:06,590 ...hang ten with her surfer owner. Plus, your forecast after this. 418 00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:12,221 This is how Commander Mike "Schmitty" Schmidt spent the 1960s. 419 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,602 And here's Mike Schmidt today. 420 00:25:21,522 --> 00:25:22,606 He looks good. 421 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,777 This is how Daniel Rubin spent the 1960s. 422 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,411 What goddamn fucking narcs did they get these from? 423 00:25:36,495 --> 00:25:38,747 And here's Daniel Rubin today. 424 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:48,757 The choice is yours. Paid for by Mike Schmidt for state assembly. 425 00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:53,762 Isn't this good? Now we know that they see you as a threat. 426 00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:58,433 This is a fucking hatchet job. We have to hit them back. Hard. 427 00:25:58,517 --> 00:25:59,560 Hit them back with what? 428 00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:01,979 Where's that videographer you said you had lined up? 429 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:06,567 -Don't tell me you dropped the ball there. -What did you say? Drop the what? 430 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,361 Just get the guy on deck like you said you would. Okay, Sheil? 431 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,948 We can't let this get traction. We have to make our own ad. 432 00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:14,575 Tomorrow.