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五分鐘後上場

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五分鐘後上場

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好

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妳確定開始之前不用替妳準備什麼嗎?

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果汁、水果或茶?都不用?

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(1986年)

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她正要過去

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需要幫妳準備什麼嗎?妳是大明星

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我可以出去拿

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或是妳想去洗手間?
現在是上廁所的好時機

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抱歉,妳沒辦法脫韻律服

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對,她要過去了,走吧

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我只想確定妳感到自在

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不曉得妳有沒有請化妝師 最後再確認一次妝容

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好,各就各位,從頭開始,動作快,來吧

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(1981年)

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看看妳,真是的

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妳真的以為自己能駕馭這個打扮嗎?

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都幾歲了,還打扮成迪斯可性感小貓咪?

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妳根本騙不了人

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稍等...等一下,這是...不會吧

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右臉的法令紋上長了一顆超巨大痘痘

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有皺紋又長痘痘

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這個組合還真性感

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妳在嗎?寶貝,都沒事吧?

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再一下下

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好吧,只是妳在裡面很久了

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妳確定都沒事嗎?

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我說了再一下下

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你別碎念就沒事

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媽的

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算了,反正上床時臉不是重點

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-嗨
-抱歉

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不,別道歉,我只是擔心妳,如此而已

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我很好,沒事,只是肚子怪怪的

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好,大家都離開了,走光了
除了席夢,她還在這裡

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我挺肯定,其實我百分之百肯定
她想要上床

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大家都離開了,跟我道別,而她留了下來

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所以我在想,妳願不願意去交涉一下?

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我不曉得

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但妳說妳一直都想試試看

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不,對,好吧
我想我說的是...我能接受...

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-若妳改變了心意...
-不,我沒有改變心意

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-我沒有改變心意
-對,好,很好

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我只是...你確定她想這麼做?

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對,是的,沒錯

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她和我眉來眼去一整晚,妳有看到

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而且她完全沒上過我的課,她念另一系

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我說的可是校園另一端 中間大約隔了兩個方庭那麼遠

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所以完全不用管師生倫理那一套廢話

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而且我認為妳想證明自己能...

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就是...生小孩之後

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但如果我說錯了...

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-不...你沒說錯
-好

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我只是不...

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我覺得自己不太性感 如此而已,我覺得自己好醜

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我眼前只看見我的性感尤物老婆

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但聽我說,嘿,這樣吧

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我不要妳做任何會讓妳不自在的事

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但是,寶貝,妳記得嗎?

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過去的美好時光

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我們盡情享受自由自在的感覺 妳我對抗整個世界

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那樣不是很美妙嗎?
妳難道不想再有那種感受?

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-我想...但現在不是以前,我...
-對

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而且她好年輕,外面那位女孩

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天啊,她根本不知道那是什麼感覺

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現在我們能做給她看

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我去問問看

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真的?

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好

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-好
-好嗎?好

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天啊,她毫無瑕疵

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她究竟多年輕?19歲嗎?

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我發誓他們每年都比之前更年輕

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不是妳,妳每年都比之前更老
長更多痘痘

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我放了音樂來聽,希望沒...

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沒關係

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妳的經典唱片超讚的

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和我年紀相仿的人 或至少在這片文化荒漠中的人

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他們根本不懂這種音樂

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聽聽這幾段吉他旋律,彷彿...

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就像我的心...臟

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嘿

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放輕鬆...

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親愛的...

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沒事...

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放輕鬆...

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天啊,真是太丟臉了

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不會

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妳超棒的

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妳救了我一命

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別客氣,沒什麼

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天啊,魯賓教授太幸運了

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妳可以叫他丹尼

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丹尼

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但這麼叫他感覺好怪

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不用說,丹尼很棒,對吧?

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但妳真的好酷,又好有深度

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更不用說,還是個美人胚子

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如果我媽有妳的一半就好了,我...

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糟糕,不對,抱歉,我不是那個意思

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不,沒關係,我還真的能當妳媽了

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她說得對,妳都能當她媽了

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老奶奶,妳最好快把事情導回正軌

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不可能,我是說,或許是吧

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妳們是同一個年代的人,應該吧

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不過,她投給雷根

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而你們彷彿還停留在1960年代

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謝謝

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不,我不是說停滯不前的意思

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天啊,我討厭大麻,害我頭腦不靈光

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-我到底想說什麼?
-根深蒂固

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對,沒錯,就是這個

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你們根深蒂固地活在另一個時空

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所以我覺得你們超酷的,但...

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她幹嘛說個不停?

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所以魯賓教...我是說

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-丹尼才那麼...
-丹尼

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-有爭議?
-惹人討厭

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在他的系上

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魯賓教授要被開除了

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其實依然有一群人,或至少其中幾位

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還是非常敬愛他

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但他在系上算是沒戲唱了

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我想妳該離開了

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我不用跟魯賓教授道晚安嗎?

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我會替妳向魯賓教授致意

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好

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希望妳喜歡舔失業男子的老二

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《舞出新方向》

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今天妳要吃未加工的健康食物

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送小孩上學後,直接去上芭蕾課

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妳要跳完整節課,中間不休息

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下課後,妳要吃隔壁餐廳的蔬菜口袋餅

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不加薯片,也不喝汽水

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若妳做到上述這些事,用完晚餐後

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就能吃份適量的水果奶酥派,不加冰淇淋

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脫脂牛奶同樣有好滋味

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若妳稍微懂得約束自己 這些事情一點也不難

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若不是妳太懶散,根本不用做心理建設

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其他人才不需要加油打氣

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呼叫席拉,在嗎?

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我該繫哪條領帶?

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我要去跟教務長開會

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我覺得應該選芥末黃的

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我喜歡那條,是為了你叔叔的葬禮而買

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是啊,那個混蛋

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開什麼會?

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他們就說要找我談談

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大概只是想叫我盛大演講一番

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但當初他們僱用我 就知道我的能耐,對吧?

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不管怎樣我都愛你

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-妳覺得會發生不好的事?
-沒有

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膽小鬼,妳非告訴他不可

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其實我覺得會是好事

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代理系主任的位置還空著

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我知道我的爭議性挺大的,不過...

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你記得今晚羅根一家要來吃晚餐嗎?

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天啊,是今晚嗎?

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你覺得我要煮什麼?
我覺得可以煮蔬菜義大利麵

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但傑克現在常四處出差 煮那道菜或許有點小家子氣

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或者也能試用摩洛哥塔吉鍋

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你去外地做研究時買給我的

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也許試做些有趣的菜色

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我不想滿腦子都想食物的事,好嗎?

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妳隨興發揮

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煮點有趣又獨特,且不會太難的菜色

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這樣好嗎?

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只有妳才滿腦子食物

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-真他媽的怪胎
-嘿,妳還欠我一次

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-記得喔
-快告訴他

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席夢昨晚跟我說了一些話

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和你的工作有關

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她說情況不樂觀

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但我覺得這樣也好

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你根本不想教政治史,你想創造歷史

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也許你的機會來了

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別再袖手旁觀,要實際去做

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去競選公職

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抱歉,我只是一直...

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我最近一直在想這件事

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所以聽起來才那麼...經過深思熟慮

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老婆,席夢是個腦袋空空的小騷貨

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我得去上班了

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猛男,去對付他們吧

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(沙子腳幼兒園)

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嘿

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早安,我只是在欣賞海浪
要吃甜甜圈嗎?

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不用,謝謝

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我買給雙胞胎吃的 但被我吃掉了,因為我超噁

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不,妳才不噁

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騙子,妳忍不住盯著

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她從內衣扣帶溢出的肥肉

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妳和兒童池一樣膚淺

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妳要不要和我去新商場繞一繞?

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-聽起來挺好玩的
-如果我繞三圈

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我就獎勵自己去吉凡尼喝義式濃縮咖啡

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別被她拉過去

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她是一道強烈海流,會把妳捲進深淵

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我得上芭蕾課,不然我一定會去

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-芭蕾課
-下次再說吧

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-好
-美好的早晨

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和我們一起唱日出歌

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猶大的媽媽烤了南瓜麵包,還熱熱的

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沒辦法,我得離開了

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吃了南瓜麵包,身材也變南瓜麵包

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又矮又肥又結塊 沒人想吃南瓜麵包,妳沒人要

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夠了

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女士,怎麼了?

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你不該把車停在那裡

211
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,734
是喔,賤人,妳不該表現得那麼賤

212
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,111
好,王八蛋,開罵吧

213
00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,196
抱歉

214
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,281
真沒用

215
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,870
那是同情的眼神嗎?

216
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,332
沒錯,她渾身裹著糖衣,她為妳感到難堪

217
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,052
妳雖然遲到,卻還是趕來了

218
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,845
錯過暖身操也沒什麼

219
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,357
-關門大吉了
-什麼?何時的事?

220
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,776
這個禮拜,妳很訝異嗎?
其他店家早就搬走了

221
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,236
(新店址預定地,布林姆集團)

222
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,904
日曬沙龍、旅行社

223
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,364
艾比蓋兒苦撐到最後一刻

224
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,033
-他們把店賣了?
-大家總有一天得賣,對吧?

225
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,701
妳需要日曬床嗎?

226
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:09,289
抱歉,我應該說“想要”才對
誰會需要日曬床?

227
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:13,418
他的意思是說,妳蒼白無色又肥膩噁心

228
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,432
又是她,那個討人厭的假金髮妹是誰?

229
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,686
妳幹嘛對她這麼痴迷?妳有毛病啊?

230
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,898
慘了,她看到妳在看她

231
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,651
她看得出來妳簡直一團糟

232
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,455
蔬菜水果

233
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:54,042
妳來這裡是為了買這些 因為妳沒去上舞蹈課,懶散賤貨

234
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,004
嗨,請問四人份的菜色需要幾顆茄子?

235
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,755
哪一類的人?

236
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,383
幾位老朋友,從灣區來的

237
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,262
社運年代的朋友 只不過他現在成了暢銷作家

238
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,141
他們吃素,和我們一樣

239
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:11,935
六顆

240
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:17,816
人間美味

241
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,402
妳要試吃嗎?

242
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,905
妳沒去跳芭蕾,但還是能去跑步

243
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,073
還來得及,只要沒在這裡耽擱

244
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,160
哎呀

245
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,287
妳這個隨便的賤貨

246
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,584
妳今天連走路都沒有 更別說是跑步或跳芭蕾

247
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,962
看看妳,全身噁心又黏答答
還是直接放棄吧妳

248
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,383
在我們全新的美食街

249
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,054
全家人能享用來自世界各地的料理

250
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,722
就說是約翰布林姆派你來的

251
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,349
約翰布林姆,夠了喔,王八蛋

252
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,975
就是你害我今天上不了芭蕾課

253
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,477
你毀了這個社區

254
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,687
我們又不需要另一間討人厭的大賣場

255
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,151
(純蜂蜜)

256
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,155
吃吧,妳知道妳想吃

257
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,794
媽的,超好吃

258
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,428
(海岸銀行)

259
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:51,785
(漢堡)

260
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,082
歡迎光臨大嘴鳥漢堡

261
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,794
三個招牌起司漢堡 三份大薯和一杯巧克力奶昔,謝謝

262
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,384
-您的餐點
-謝謝你

263
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,261
祝今日順心

264
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,399
鑰匙給妳

265
00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,448
(祝今日順心)

266
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,001
(招牌漢堡)

267
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,953
好,這是最後一次,下不為例

268
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,704
(巔峰糖果)

269
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,165
美好時光的好味道,口齒留香的點心

270
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,670
口感酥脆,巔峰糖果你最愛

271
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,883
輕輕一咬,花生與酥脆的威化餅只融你口

272
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,803
巔峰餅乾棒,巧克力口味搭配香酥烘烤...

273
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,681
明天我要吃未加工的健康食物

274
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,017
我會找到新的舞蹈課,還要在海灘漫步

275
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,437
明天我會過得很順心

276
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:56,910
爸爸

277
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:59,246
我做了餡料蘑菇

278
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,539
我什麼都不想吃

279
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,502
要喝點什麼嗎?

280
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,546
我不想喝飲料,不想吃東西

281
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,798
我不想喝任何液體,我也不想活了

282
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,550
嗨,爸爸...

283
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,303
嗨,妳好,聽到了沒?

284
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,515
小寶貝,沒事...只是今天很不...

285
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,435
很有事,席拉,很有事,好嗎?

286
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,520
妳想知道發生什麼事嗎?

287
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,564
根本是在羞辱我

288
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,651
我就坐在那裡像個天殺的蠢蛋

289
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:34,072
繫著一條該死的領帶 領帶耶,妳應該要提醒我的

290
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,409
我應該有提醒你吧

291
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,494
我竟然浪費這麼多年光陰與才華

292
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,456
在這間無足輕重的爛學校

293
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,959
他們把終生職與主管職交給那些白痴

294
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,086
卻決定不再續聘我

295
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,338
我什麼都沒有

296
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,633
若他什麼都不是 妳又是什麼?比那還糟,妳是...

297
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:53,717
不是這樣的

298
00:18:56,762 --> 00:19:00,516
妳要告訴我,我的機會來了

299
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,019
我的政治生涯會像鳳凰從灰燼中重生嗎?

300
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,395
沒錯

301
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:11,902
嘿,我們搬到這裡不是為了讓你
在充滿資產階級的學術界步步高升

302
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,697
我們搬到這裡是因為開車經過海岸時

303
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,617
看見無邊無際的地平線

304
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,036
當時收音機正播放海灘男孩的歌

305
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,412
《那該有多好》

306
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,998
對,是命中注定的

307
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,625
我們的家

308
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,877
-記得嗎?
-我當然記得

309
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,713
現在約翰布林姆那個可惡的房地產開發商

310
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:36,593
他要在海岸大肆興建大賣場

311
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:37,803
誰能阻止他?

312
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,807
這裡沒有人像你那麼有遠見,那麼聰明

313
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,852
聰明才智在政治圈已經無關緊要了

314
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,229
可惡的隆納雷根選上總統

315
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,731
我得去別處找工作

316
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,902
丹尼森大學之前聯繫過我

317
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,362
-俄亥俄州?
-對

318
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,240
俄亥俄州,失敗者可不能挑三揀四

319
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,327
那句蠢話是怎麼說的?天啊

320
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,582
天啊,他們早到了

321
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,917
-誰?
-羅根一家

322
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:13,046
什麼?是今晚嗎?妳怎麼沒跟我說?

323
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,966
有,妳有說,但他只關心自己的...

324
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,259
我應該有吧

325
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,927
我要跟他說什麼?

326
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,263
他簽下該死的書籍版權,我連個屁都沒有

327
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,932
好,不如你待在房間休息?

328
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,767
我會跟他們說你不舒服,沒事的

329
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,269
不...

330
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:32,274
妳去盛餡料蘑菇,我去應那該死的門

331
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,859
爸爸,我去應那該死的門

332
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,158
別傻了,我來清

333
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,910
你們坐著好好享受吧

334
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,954
我和這個賤貨一起待在廚房

335
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:52,169
是這樣的,他還沒告訴任何人
但我們得知幾個消息

336
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,797
他要去上菲爾唐納修的節目了

337
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,175
假裝妳沒聽過這個人

338
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,927
是電視節目嗎?

339
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,346
聽說菲爾超喜歡那本書

340
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:07,643
我們的編輯超開心 她說肯定會引起熱賣,大暢銷

341
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:08,894
哇

342
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,689
最重要的是,傑克認為...

343
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,860
我不曉得能不能說茅塞頓開

344
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,779
但算是恍然大悟吧

345
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:24,326
促成改變的真正方式就是賺大錢

346
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:30,040
對吧?成為有影響力的人
讓人聽見你說的話

347
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,667
妳他媽在開我玩笑吧

348
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,669
是喔,這真是個好消息

349
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,546
傑克肯定開心得不得了

350
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,632
他緊張得要命

351
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,592
他從以前就不擅長公開談話

352
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:46,014
丹尼才有動員群眾的天分,激勵我們

353
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,977
我們搞了那麼多年社運

354
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:54,982
雷根派國民警衛隊來鎮壓我們時 我們都嚇得半死

355
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,026
當時丹尼對我們說話

356
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,489
讓我們想起自己為何而抗爭

357
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:05,951
讓我們冷靜下來,勇敢面對

358
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,036
記得嗎?

359
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,124
我當然記得,所以我才愛上他

360
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,209
大家都愛他

361
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,671
但妳把他追到手

362
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,594
依然有人請丹尼去演講 不是菲爾唐納什麼的,不過...

363
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,678
-唐納修
-唐納修?

364
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:25,888
-唐納修
-唐納修

365
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,681
-唐納修,對,他很有名
-唐納修

366
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,809
他依然能鼓舞群眾,只要他有機會

367
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,603
看看她凸起的小腹

368
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:36,273
妳依然更瘦也更漂亮,只有她腫得要命

369
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:37,900
要吃水果奶酥派嗎?

370
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,153
不用了,謝謝

371
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:44,573
不用了,我得想辦法穿上那幾件

372
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:45,949
為快閃演講選的衣服

373
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,367
別說了,妳很美

374
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,954
不用了,妳都沒吃

375
00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,790
-我有吃
-不,妳沒有

376
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,792
-我有吃
-妳沒吃水果奶酥派

377
00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:56,960
逃不過我的法眼

378
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,712
快給我吃掉水果奶酥派

379
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:01,548
-嗨
-嘿

380
00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:05,177
妳知道這裡有位未來的州議員嗎?

381
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,553
丹尼要參選

382
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,972
-對,沒錯
-他主打的議題太棒了

383
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,682
保育海岸

384
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:12,434
他要跟房地產開發商打對台

385
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,770
這點子真棒,我好像在哪裡聽過

386
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,563
-哇,太棒了
-好開心

387
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,107
是這樣的

388
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:22,402
我們原本不打算這麼快公開 但還是先說吧

389
00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,864
我們就要有...

390
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,450
寶寶了

391
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,287
恭喜

392
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:34,373
-太棒了,再喝一輪
-好棒喔

393
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,960
她才不肥,她懷孕了,妳這個白痴

394
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,296
我跟豪瑟一家聊過了

395
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,925
他們說若我已經做好準備

396
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,178
他們願意支持我

397
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,138
哇

398
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:51,723
真是大好消息

399
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,976
我覺得他變胖了

400
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,687
對,我只需要去跟他的團體聊聊

401
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,146
先替自己暖暖場

402
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,568
這真是個好消息,我很高興聽你這麼說

403
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,194
他絕對有變胖

404
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,904
我也得開始露露面

405
00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:10,200
去跟那些民主大人物打個招呼 讓他們知道我要出馬競選

406
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,663
我有西裝嗎?我也得寫講稿,糟糕

407
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,415
有你爸葬禮上的

408
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,544
妳要我朗誦我爸葬禮上的講稿?

409
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,212
我是說西裝

410
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:23,422
對

411
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,008
專門穿去葬禮的西裝

412
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,427
父母過世那兩次都穿同一套

413
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,388
話說回來,那段莎士比亞的引言

414
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,639
搞不好挺搭的

415
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,726
妳會覺得太陰沉嗎?

416
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,853
我覺得不會

417
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,440
“不論從何種角度檢視
他都是正人君子”

418
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:42,608
不,我是說西裝

419
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,277
會不會太正式?

420
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,322
就是,大家會不會覺得我是...

421
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,448
我要沒氣了

422
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,741
偽君子?

423
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,828
覺得我是來自柏克萊的 裝模作樣猶太瘦皮猴

424
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:56,955
想要矇騙社會大眾?

425
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,583
快說妳覺得他有多噁心

426
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,251
他吃東西的樣子

427
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,545
他的睪丸

428
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,506
他上妳的時候瘋狂滴汗

429
00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:09,927
我覺得他們會看見你的本質

430
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,722
一個有智慧又有內涵的男人

431
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,766
天生的領袖

432
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:21,855
妳知道妳是什麼嗎?

433
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,859
妳彷彿低音旋律

434
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,279
隱藏在主旋律之下

435
00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:33,367
有時候聽不見,卻不可或缺

436
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,118
妳知道嗎?

437
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:38,330
沒有妳,就沒有歌曲

438
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:40,415
什麼也沒有

439
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,422
我們需要錢

440
00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,591
如果我們要跟布林姆和他那群人打對台

441
00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,552
至少得花一千美金才能登記參選

442
00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:53,804
接著才能開始募款

443
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,015
我們的存款夠用,肯定足夠

444
00:25:57,099 --> 00:25:58,809
不然我們存那麼久要幹嘛?

445
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,060
妳沒有存錢

446
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,437
妳把那些錢吃下肚又沖進馬桶,死肥豬

447
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:05,107
今天的水流很強勁,妳看海上那個人

448
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,484
他要多久才會發現妳把錢花光光?

449
00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:09,903
-你會用盡力氣
-五、四

450
00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:11,321
-三
-游泳方向得和海岸平行

451
00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,447
二

452
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:13,991
-一
-菜鳥

453
00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,230
我要確認戶頭的存款

454
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:46,982
寶貝,妳先下來

455
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,237
好,冷靜,放輕鬆

456
00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,530
稍等一下

457
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,574
我們肯定有一點現金

458
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,535
我知道有自動提款機

459
00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:01,914
我只是想請真人處理

460
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,458
我很老古板吧

461
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,424
謝謝

462
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,176
(加州海岸銀行,總額57.13美金)

463
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,260
下一位,謝謝

464
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:18,889
那個...不好意思,可以給我一份近期的...

465
00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:20,849
帳戶明細嗎?

466
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,957
還需要別的服務嗎?因為...

467
00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:48,585
好吧,我還要提款

468
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,004
妳要提多少錢?

469
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,214
50美金

470
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,967
50再加50...

471
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:59,179
妳這個死肥豬...大肥豬...

472
00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,223
有聽到嗎?妳沒事吧?

473
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:05,477
嗨,有,抱歉,我只是沒...

474
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,604
-吃早餐
-睡飽

475
00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:13,193
不會吧,總之
爾尼跟我說丹尼要尋求支持

476
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,945
我超開心的

477
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,154
爾尼是誰?

478
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,823
我老公

479
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,449
對

480
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,951
聖地牙哥公民社團的主席

481
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,996
誰能得到選舉資源,幾乎都由他們決定

482
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,956
我以為我跟妳說過,不,確實說過,對

483
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,916
對...不,沒錯

484
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,460
對,但妳根本沒在聽
畢竟我是無趣的肥胖家庭主婦

485
00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:31,879
老是占用妳的時間

486
00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:33,463
不,別那麼說,妳很美

487
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,257
謝謝,這件是新洋裝

488
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,593
她說得太對了,又肥又無趣

489
00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:39,469
誰會聽她講話?誰想跟她上床?

490
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,513
妳會變成那種人,妳會落得那種下場

491
00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:42,931
抱歉,我得走了

492
00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,142
媽媽

493
00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:00,324
三個招牌漢堡 三份大薯和一杯巧克力奶昔,謝謝

494
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,786
再一次,再隨心所欲一次

495
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,914
-從此下不為例
-謝謝

496
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:24,181
算了

497
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,028
(錄影帶世界盛大開幕)

498
00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:22,030
我是布林姆集團企業的創辦人

499
00:30:22,114 --> 00:30:23,699
(布林姆集團再創全新購物體驗)

500
00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:27,244
敝公司的獨特之處就是創新

501
00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:31,206
其中最令人興奮 最能展現未來趨勢的就是

502
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,251
錄影帶世界進駐本商場

503
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,335
錄影帶能讓...

504
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,297
天啊,不會吧
他就是該死的約翰布林姆嗎?

505
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,464
他其實挺帥的

506
00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:48,599
(邦妮塑身教室)

507
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,267
準備要開始了嗎?

508
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,479
看右

509
00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:58,025
低頭,抬頭

510
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,612
轉轉肩膀

511
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,450
麻花步

512
00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:11,413
臀部畫圓

513
00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:20,631
出拳,收拳,開始囉

514
00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,094
雙點步,二頭肌

515
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,557
一、二、三、四、五、六、七

516
00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:34,121
天啊,她沒事吧?

517
00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,205
她死掉了嗎?

518
00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:37,875
我們是不是該叫警衛還什麼的?

519
00:34:14,471 --> 00:34:16,473
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