1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,217 [headphones: "Straight On" playing] 2 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,843 [knocking] 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:12,804 [door opens] 4 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,431 [woman] We'll be ready for you in five. 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,308 [music continues] 6 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,106 [whispering] We'll be ready for you in five. 7 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,566 Oh, okay. 8 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:27,319 Are you sure there's not anything we can get you before we start? 9 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:31,156 A juice? Fruit? Tea? No? 10 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:32,991 She's on the move. 11 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:36,245 Uh, do you want me to get you anything? You're the star performer. 12 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,454 I can go out and get it. 13 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,165 Or if you want to go to the washroom, now would probably be a good time. 14 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,292 Uh, sorry, can't get out of the leotard. 15 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,586 Yeah, yeah. She's on the move. Let's go. 16 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,297 Um, I just want to make sure that you're comfortable. 17 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:51,677 I don't know if you've had makeup come and have a last look at you. Uh... 18 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,470 [music stops] 19 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,975 [woman 2] Okay. Places, everyone. From the top. Let's move. Let's go. 20 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,561 ["Slow Down" plays] 21 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,912 [song continues] 22 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,802 [woman] Oh, well, look at you. I mean, seriously. 23 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,515 Do you really think you're pulling this whole thing off? 24 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,101 The disco sex kitten look at your age? 25 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,437 You're not fooling anybody with this shit. 26 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:49,151 Wait. Wait. Hang on. Is that-- Ugh. Gotta be kidding me. 27 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,821 A giant fucking zit right on your laugh line. 28 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,325 Wrinkles and zits. 29 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,702 It's a real sexy cocktail you're serving up. 30 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,079 [knocking] 31 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:04,333 [man] Hello? Everything okay? Babe? 32 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,667 Just a second. 33 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,169 All right. Just you've been in there forever. 34 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:09,713 So, are you sure everything's all right? 35 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,340 I said just a second. 36 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,634 [woman] Maybe if you crawled out of my ass. 37 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,094 [sighs] Fuck. 38 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,139 [sighs] Just give it up. They don't fuck the face. 39 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,143 -Oh, hey. -Sorry. 40 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,563 Oh, no. Don't be. I was just, you know, worried about you. That's all. 41 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,273 I'm good. I'm fine. Just my stomach. 42 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:33,612 Yeah, everybody left. They all took off. Except for Simone, who is still here. 43 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:38,408 And I'm pretty sure, I'm actually 100% positive, that she is down to hook up. 44 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:43,705 Everybody left, they said goodbye, and she just-- she just stayed. 45 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:48,836 So I was thinking, do you want to go and, you know, close the deal? 46 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,547 I don't know. 47 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,465 But you said you always wanted to try this. 48 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,969 No, I did. I think-- Uh, well, I think I said I was-- I was open to-- 49 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,513 -If you've changed your mind-- -No. I haven't changed my mind. 50 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,265 -I haven't changed my mind. -Yeah, okay. All right. 51 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,642 I just-- Are you sure she wants to? 52 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,520 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 53 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,522 She was flirting with me the whole night. You saw her. 54 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,900 Plus, she was never my student. She was in an entirely different department. 55 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:15,529 And we're talking, like, way across campus, like, two quads over. 56 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,282 So we can skip the whole ethical bullshit. 57 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,785 And I thought that you wanted to prove that you could be... 58 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,705 [sighs] you know... after the baby. 59 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,748 But if I'm wrong-- 60 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,584 -No, no, no. You're not wrong. -Okay. 61 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,710 I just don't-- 62 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:34,006 I-- I just feel a little unsexy. That's all. I feel like a monster. 63 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:38,969 Well, I don't see anything in front of me except for my stone-cold sexy wife. 64 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,138 But look. Hey. Here's the deal. 65 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:45,559 I don't want you doing anything that you are not 100% comfortable with. 66 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:50,272 But... baby, remember? 67 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,940 Huh? The old days. 68 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:55,944 That freedom we had, how good that felt. It was me and you against the world. 69 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,530 Didn't that feel good? Don't you want to feel that again? 70 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:01,450 -I do. I do. But it's now, and I-- -Yeah. 71 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,952 She's so young too. That girl down there. 72 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,580 Oh, my God. She doesn't even know what it was like. 73 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:10,000 Right now, we could show her. 74 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,293 [chuckles] 75 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,836 [chuckles] 76 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,714 I'll go talk to her. 77 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,466 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. [chuckles] 78 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:18,550 All right. 79 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,680 -[sighing] Okay. -Yeah? Okay. 80 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,726 [chuckles] 81 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,856 ["Hurdy Gurdy Man" playing] 82 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:02,427 [woman] God, she's fucking flawless. 83 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,347 How young is she, 19? 84 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,975 I swear they get younger every year. 85 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,436 Not you. You get older and zittier. 86 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:16,483 [chuckles] I, um-- I, uh, put something on. I hope that's-- 87 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,110 Oh, it's okay. [chuckles] 88 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:21,113 You have the raddest classic records. 89 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:24,116 People my age, or at least people in this cultural fucking wasteland, 90 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,578 they have no idea about this sound, you know? 91 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,664 Just listen to those guitars. They're like-- 92 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,043 They're like my hear-- heart. 93 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:38,547 -[choking, gasping] -Oh, hey. 94 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,382 Easy, easy, easy. 95 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,718 -Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie. -[gasping] 96 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,261 It's okay. It's okay. 97 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,930 -[gasping] -Easy. Easy. 98 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,433 Oh! Oh, my God. That was so embarrassing. 99 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,311 -No, no. -[chuckles, sighs] 100 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,188 -You're, like, the best. -[chuckles] 101 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,355 You saved my life. 102 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,191 Don't mention it. It's all right. 103 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:00,319 God, Professor Rubin is so lucky. [chuckles] 104 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,279 You can call him Danny. 105 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,200 -Danny. [chuckles] -[chuckles] 106 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,368 But it just-- It sounds so weird to say it like that. 107 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,620 [chuckles] 108 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,331 I mean, Danny, he's obviously brilliant, right? 109 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:16,960 But-- But you-- you're just so cool and-- and deep 110 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:20,047 and just a total fucking fox just to top it all off. 111 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,634 I mean, if my mom was even half as rad as you, I-- 112 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:27,846 Oh, shit. Oh. Shit. Sorry. I didn't-- I didn't mean-- 113 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:31,183 No, it's okay. I'm sure I could be. [chuckles] 114 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,018 [woman] She's right. You could be. 115 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,729 You better get this thing back on the rails, grandma. 116 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,941 No way. I mean, maybe, I guess. 117 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:44,071 You-- You guys are from the same generation, I guess. 118 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,448 Um, but, like, you know, she voted for Reagan. 119 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:47,533 Mmm. 120 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:52,120 And you-- you guys are just, like, stuck in this whole, like, '60s thing. 121 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,872 Thank you. Um... 122 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,793 No. I don't mean-- I mean-- I don't mean stuck. 123 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,171 God, I hate pot. It makes me so stupid. 124 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,924 -What is the word that I'm looking for? -Rooted. 125 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,261 Yes. Yes! Totally. 126 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:12,057 You're-- You're rooted, you know, and, like, in, like, a different time. 127 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,394 And that's why I think you're so cool, but-- 128 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,437 [woman] Why is she still talking? 129 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:21,400 Also why Professor Rub-- I mean, 130 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,653 -Danny [stammers] is so... -Danny. [chuckles] 131 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,531 -Controversial? -Disliked. 132 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,492 In the department. 133 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:31,660 [song fades] 134 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:35,581 Professor Rubin is getting fired. 135 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:40,919 You know, there-- there's still a group of us, or at least some of us, 136 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:43,172 who still really, totally love him. 137 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,383 But in the department, I guess he's sort of totally done. 138 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,218 I think you better leave now. 139 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,345 Shouldn't-- Shouldn't I say good night to Professor Rubin? 140 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,222 I'll give Professor Rubin your best. 141 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:55,934 Okay. Um... 142 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:14,786 [pop music playing] 143 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,123 [woman] Hope you like sucking unemployed dick. 144 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,712 [song continues] 145 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,342 [woman] Today you will eat clean, healthy foods. 146 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,428 After school drop-off, you will go directly to ballet class. 147 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,181 You will do the full class without a break. 148 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,308 Afterward, you will have a veggie pita from the place next door, 149 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,727 and no chips and no soda. 150 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,231 And if you do all these things, then after dinner, 151 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,859 you can have a reasonable serving of cobbler with no ice cream. 152 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,362 A glass of skim milk is just as good. 153 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,657 None of these things are particularly hard to do with a little fucking discipline. 154 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,575 If you weren't so lazy, you wouldn't have to do this. 155 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,869 Other people don't need this kind of fucking hand-holding. 156 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,580 Earth to Sheila. Hello. 157 00:08:58,664 --> 00:08:59,748 Which tie should I wear? 158 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,124 For the meeting with the provost. 159 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,877 I-- I think you should wear the mustard one. 160 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,672 I like that. I bought that for you, for your uncle's funeral. 161 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,090 Oh, yeah. That bastard. 162 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,299 What meeting? 163 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,510 Oh, they called me in, you know. 164 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,012 Probably just looking for the usual dog and pony show. 165 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,265 But they knew what they were getting when they hired me, right? 166 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,016 I love you. Whatever happens. 167 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,894 -You think something bad will happen? -No. 168 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,564 [Sheila] Oh, you chickenshit. You have to tell him, seriously. 169 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,148 I actually think something good could happen. 170 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,900 There's an acting chair position open, 171 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,652 and I know I'm considered controversial, but-- 172 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,612 Do you remember the Logans are coming for dinner tonight? 173 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,072 Oh, God. That's tonight? 174 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:35,492 Any idea on what I should cook? I thought I could do my pasta primavera. 175 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,203 But Jack travels so much now. That could seem a little provincial. 176 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,956 Or I thought I could try out the Moroccan tagine 177 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,666 that you got me during your sabbatical. 178 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:43,876 Maybe try something fun. 179 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,295 I don't want to think this much about food, okay? 180 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,421 So just figure it out. 181 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,465 Something that's, you know, fun and interesting and not too uptight. 182 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:51,550 How about that? 183 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,345 [Sheila] You're the only one who thinks about food this much, 184 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,307 -you fucking freak. -Hey, you owe me one. 185 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,310 -Remember that. -[Sheila] Tell him! 186 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,937 Simone told me something last night. 187 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,107 About your job. 188 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,736 That it's in danger. 189 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,487 But I think it's a good thing. 190 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,866 You never wanted to teach political history. You wanted to make history. 191 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,034 So maybe this is your chance 192 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,745 to step off the sidelines and just get in the game. 193 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,830 Run for office. 194 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,002 I'm sorry, I've just been-- I've been-- 195 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,712 I've been thinking about it for a while, 196 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:33,550 and that's why it sounded so... ruminated. 197 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:38,597 Honey, Simone is a cocktease without a clue. 198 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,723 I'm gonna go to work. 199 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,643 [Sheila] Go get 'em, tiger. 200 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:46,230 ["Do It ('Til You're Satisfied)" playing] 201 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,369 [song continues] 202 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:15,843 [song fades] 203 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,679 Oh, hey. 204 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:23,851 Morning. I was just looking at the, uh, waves. Uh, doughnut? 205 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,394 No. Thank you. 206 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,605 I-- I buy them for the twins, but then I finish them 'cause I'm disgusting. 207 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,023 Oh, no, you're not. 208 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,275 [Sheila] Liar. You can't stop looking 209 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,943 at the back fat spilling over her bra strap. 210 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,570 You're as shallow as a kiddie pool. 211 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,574 You want to go for a walk around the new mall with me? 212 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,826 -Oh, that sounds fun. -If I make it around three times, 213 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,036 I let myself go into Giovanni's and have one of his expressos. 214 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,329 [Sheila] Don't get sucked in. 215 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,498 She's a riptide. She'll just suck you out to sea. 216 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,292 I have ballet, otherwise I would. 217 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,751 -Ballet. -But next time. 218 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,211 -Yeah. -[woman] Beautiful morning. 219 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:52,713 Join us for sunrise song. 220 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,424 Judah's mom made pumpkin bread, and it's still warm. 221 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,800 I can't. I have to go. 222 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,052 [Sheila] Pumpkin bread so you can turn into a pumpkin yourself. 223 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:02,306 Short, round, lumpy. No one wants pumpkin bread. Nobody wants you. 224 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,599 Stop it! 225 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,185 'Sup, lady? 226 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,605 You're not supposed to park there. 227 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,734 Well, you're not supposed to be a fucking biatch, biatch. 228 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,111 [Sheila] All right, asshole. It's go time. 229 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,196 Sorry. 230 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,281 [Sheila] Pathetic. 231 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,870 Is that a look of pity? 232 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,332 It is. She's covered in frosting, and she is embarrassed for you. 233 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,052 [Sheila] Even if you're late, you got here. 234 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,845 So you miss a little warm-up. 235 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,357 -It's closed. -What? When? 236 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,485 This week. You're surprised? Everything else was gone already. 237 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,904 The tanning salon, the travel agency. 238 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,364 Abigail held out as long as she could. 239 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,033 -They sold out? -Everyone does eventually, right? 240 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,701 Oh, you, uh, need a tanning bed? 241 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:09,289 I'm sorry, I should say want. Who needs a tanning bed? 242 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:13,418 [Sheila] He's saying you're pale, pasty, fat, gross, disgusting. 243 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,432 There she is again. Who is that skanky bottle blonde? 244 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,686 And why are you so obsessed with her? What's wrong with you? 245 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,898 Oh, now you've done it. She sees you watching her. 246 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,651 She sees everything about what a fucking mess you are. 247 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,455 Fruits and vegetables. 248 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:54,042 That's what you're here for since you skipped your dance class, you lazy bitch. 249 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,004 Hi. How many eggplants do you think I need for four people? 250 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,755 What kind of people? 251 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,383 Old friends. From the Bay Area. 252 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,262 Buddies from the movement days. Only now, he's a very successful author. 253 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,141 And they're vegetarians. Like us. 254 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:11,935 Six. 255 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:17,816 Magic stuff. 256 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,402 You want to try? 257 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,905 [Sheila] You skipped ballet, but you can still go running. 258 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,073 It's not too late if you don't get stuck. 259 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,160 Oops. 260 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,287 [Sheila] You filthy bitch. 261 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,789 ["Sugar Me" playing] 262 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,584 [Sheila] You didn't even walk today, let alone run or do ballet. 263 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,962 And now look at you. Disgusting. Sticky. Might as well just give up. 264 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,383 [man] ...and at our brand-new food court, 265 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,054 your family can enjoy cuisines from around the world. 266 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,722 Just tell 'em John Breem sent you. 267 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,349 [Sheila] John Breem. Please, asshole. 268 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,975 You're the reason I don't have ballet today. 269 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,477 You're destroying our whole community. 270 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,687 Like we need another fucking shopping mall. 271 00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,814 [song continues] 272 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,155 [Sheila] Go on. You know you want to. 273 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,794 Fuck, that's good. 274 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,017 [tires screech] 275 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:43,944 [song continues] 276 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,873 [tires screech] 277 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,082 [man] Welcome to Pelican Burger. 278 00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,794 Three famous cheeseburgers, three large fries and a chocolate shake. Thanks. 279 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,005 [tires screech] 280 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,384 -[man] Here you go. -Thank you so much. 281 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,261 Have a nice day. 282 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,680 [song continues] 283 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,399 [clerk] Here you go. 284 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,163 [sighs] 285 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,843 [song continues] 286 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,151 [song fades] 287 00:17:08,237 --> 00:17:10,614 [Sheila vomiting] 288 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,532 [toilet flushing] 289 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,953 [Sheila] Okay. That's the last time. You're done. 290 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:21,165 [woman on TV] ♪ ...taste of the times When a snack this good ♪ 291 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,670 ♪ Tastes as light as it should You'll love Summit ♪ 292 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,883 ♪ After only one bite 'Cause it's peanuts, wafers and light ♪ 293 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,803 [TV announcer] Summit cookie bars. They're chocolaty with crisp baked... 294 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,681 [Sheila] Tomorrow, I will eat clean, healthy food. 295 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,017 I will find a new dance class. I will walk on the beach. 296 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,437 Tomorrow, I will have a nice day. 297 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,901 [banging loudly] 298 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,823 -[banging continues] -[door closes] 299 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:56,910 Daddy! 300 00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:59,246 I made stuffed mushrooms. 301 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,539 I don't want any food. 302 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:02,249 [banging continues] 303 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,502 -[banging continues] -Can I fix you a drink? 304 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,546 I don't want a drink. I don't want any food. 305 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,798 I don't want any liquid, and I don't want to live. 306 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,550 -Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. -[banging continues] 307 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,303 Hi. Hello. Okay? 308 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,762 [whimpers] 309 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,515 Aw, sweetie. It's okay. It's okay. It's just a bad-- 310 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,435 It's not okay. Sheila, it's not okay. All right? 311 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,520 -You want to know what it was? It was-- -[banging] 312 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,564 It was [hushed] fucking humiliating. 313 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,651 I am sitting in there like [hushed] a goddamn asshole. 314 00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:34,072 [hushed] Wearing a fucking tie. A tie. And you could've warned me. 315 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,157 [banging continues] 316 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,409 I feel like I did. 317 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,494 When I think about the time and the talent that I wasted 318 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,456 at that two-bit shithole of a college. 319 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,959 The morons they gave tenure positions. Chairs even. 320 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,086 And they deny reappointment to me. 321 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,338 I have nothing. 322 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,633 [Sheila] If he's nothing, what are you? Worse than nothing, you're-- 323 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:53,717 I disagree. 324 00:18:56,762 --> 00:19:00,516 You're gonna tell me that this is my, uh-- my chance, 325 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,019 my political phoenix rising from the ashes? 326 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,395 Yes. 327 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:11,902 Hey. We didn't move here so you could climb some bourgeois academic ladder. 328 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,697 We moved here because we drove down the coast. 329 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,617 [chuckles] And we saw that limitless horizon. 330 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,036 That Beach Boys song came on the radio. 331 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,412 "Wouldn't It Be Nice"? 332 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,998 Yeah. It was meant to be. 333 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,625 Our home. 334 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,877 -Remember? -Of course I remember. 335 00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,713 And now that awful real estate developer, John Breem... 336 00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:36,593 he wants every inch of our coastline to have one of his shopping malls on it. 337 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:37,803 And who's gonna stop him? 338 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,473 There's no one with the vision you have. No one with the brains. 339 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,852 [sighs] No one cares about brains in politics anymore. 340 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,229 Ronald fucking Reagan was just elected president. 341 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,731 I'm gonna have to find a job somewhere. 342 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,902 Denison College reached out a while ago. 343 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,362 -Ohio? -Yeah. 344 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,240 Ohio. Losers can't be choosers. 345 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,327 Or whatever the idiotic expression even is. Jesus. 346 00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,121 [doorbell rings] 347 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,582 Oh, Jesus. They're early. 348 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,917 -Who? -The Logans. 349 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:13,046 What? That's tonight? Why didn't you tell me that? 350 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,966 [Sheila] Yes, you did. But he's too fucking wrapped up in his own-- 351 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,259 Feel like I did. 352 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,927 What am I gonna say to him, huh? 353 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,263 He's got a fucking book deal, and I don't have shit. 354 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,932 Okay, so just-- Why don't you stay in here and just rest? 355 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,767 I'll tell them you don't feel well. It's okay. 356 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,269 No, no, no, no. 357 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:32,274 You go get the stuffed mushrooms. I'll get the fucking door. 358 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,735 -I'll get the fucking door, Daddy. -[ding] 359 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,821 [music playing] 360 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,158 [Sheila] Don't be silly. I'll clean up. 361 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,910 You guys just sit there and enjoy yourselves 362 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,954 while I'm stuck in the kitchen with this bitch. 363 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:52,169 [sighs] So, um, he hasn't told anyone this yet, but we just got some news. 364 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,797 He's gonna be a guest on Phil Donahue. 365 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,175 [Sheila] Pretend you haven't heard of him. 366 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,927 Is that a television show? 367 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,346 Phil's a huge fan of the book, apparently. 368 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:07,643 Our editor, out of her mind about it, says it's gonna be huge for sales. Huge. 369 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,895 -Wow. -[chuckles] 370 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,689 The thing of it is, Jack had this-- 371 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,860 [sighs] I mean, I don't know if you'd call it a-- a revelation, 372 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,779 but, I mean, a kind of clarity. 373 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:24,326 The real way to make a difference is to make a fortune. 374 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:30,040 Right? I mean, you know, to be a person of influence, be heard. 375 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,667 [Sheila] You gotta be fucking kidding me. 376 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,669 Well, it's very exciting news. 377 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,546 Jack must be thrilled. 378 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,047 Oh. [chuckles] 379 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,632 He's a basket case. 380 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,592 He was never the public speaker. 381 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:46,014 Danny was the one who could rile up a crowd. Inspire us. [sighs] 382 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:47,432 [Jack, Danny chattering] 383 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,977 Ugh, all those years in the movement. 384 00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:54,982 And when Reagan ordered the National Guard on us, how scared we all were. 385 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,026 It was Danny who spoke to us. 386 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,489 You know? Reminded us what we were fighting for. 387 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:05,951 He made us calm, made us brave. 388 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,036 Remember? 389 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,124 Of course I remember. It's why I fell in love with him. 390 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,209 We all did. 391 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,672 But you got him. [chuckles] 392 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,594 Danny still gets speaking requests. I mean, not Phil "Dona-who," but-- 393 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,678 -Hue. -Donahue? 394 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:25,888 -Donahue. -Donahue. 395 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,681 -Donahue, yeah. It's a really well-known-- -Donahue. 396 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,809 He can really inspire a crowd still, when he gets the chance. 397 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,603 [Sheila] Look at her stomach bulging out. 398 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:36,273 You're still skinnier, prettier. She's the one who's huge. 399 00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:37,900 Do you want some cobbler? 400 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,153 Oh. Um... no, thanks. 401 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:44,573 No, I somehow have to fit into all these clothes we got 402 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:45,949 for this crazy whistle-stop tour we're on. 403 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,367 Oh, stop. You look great. 404 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,954 No. You didn't have any. 405 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,790 -I did. -No, you didn't. 406 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,792 -I did. -You didn't have any cobbler. 407 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:56,960 Don't think I didn't see. 408 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,712 [Sheila] Just eat the fucking cobbler. 409 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,548 -[laughing] Hi. -Hey. 410 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:05,177 Um, did you know we have a future state assemblyman here? 411 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,970 -Danny's running for office. -Oh. 412 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,972 -Yeah, that's right. -Hell of a platform too. 413 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,682 Coastal conservation. 414 00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:12,434 He's gonna fight real estate developers. 415 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,770 [Sheila] Great idea. Where have I heard that before? 416 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,563 -[woman] Wow, that's so exciting. -[Jack] So happy. 417 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,107 Um... well, listen, 418 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:22,402 we were gonna save this news for later, but might as well. 419 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:25,864 Um, we are expecting. 420 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:30,744 -A baby. -[both] Ohhh. 421 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,287 -[Danny] Congratulations. -[Jack] Ta-da. 422 00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:34,373 -[Danny] That's fantastic. Another round. -[Sheila] That's amazing. 423 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,960 [Sheila] She's not even fat. She's pregnant. You stupid cow. 424 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,296 [Danny] I spoke to the Hausers, 425 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,925 and they said if I'm up to the task... 426 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,679 they're up for the endorsement. [chuckles] 427 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,138 Wow. [chuckles] 428 00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:51,723 That's huge. [chuckles] 429 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,976 [Sheila] I feel like he's putting on weight. 430 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,687 Yeah, I just gotta come and speak to his group. 431 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,146 Dust off the old soapbox. 432 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,568 That's excellent news. I'm so happy to hear. 433 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,194 [Sheila] He's definitely put on some weight. 434 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,904 Gotta start making the rounds too. 435 00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:10,200 You know, glad-hand all the democratic machers. Let 'em know I'm a contender. 436 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,663 Do I have a suit? Oh, I have to write a speech too. Shit. 437 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,415 [Sheila] The one from your dad's funeral. 438 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,544 You want me to use the speech from my dad's funeral? 439 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,212 The suit. 440 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:23,422 Oh, right. 441 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,008 My funeral suit. 442 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,427 I buried both my parents in that thing. 443 00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,388 But you know what? That, uh-- That Shakespeare quote. 444 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,639 That might actually work. 445 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,726 You don't think it's too dark? 446 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,853 I don't think so. 447 00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:41,440 He-- "He was a man. Take him for all in all." 448 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:42,608 No, I'm talking about the suit. 449 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,277 Is it too formal? Is-- 450 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,322 You know, are people gonna see me as some... 451 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,448 Choking. 452 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,741 ...phony? 453 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,828 Some scrawny Jewish poser from Berkeley 454 00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:56,955 trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes? 455 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,583 [Sheila] Tell him how he can disgust you. 456 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,251 The way he eats. 457 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,545 His balls. 458 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,506 How he sweats when he fucks you. 459 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,927 I think-- I think they'll see you for what you are. 460 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,722 A man with intellect and substance. 461 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,766 A born leader. 462 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:21,855 You know what you are? 463 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,859 You are the bassline. 464 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,279 Underneath the melody. 465 00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:33,367 Undetectable at times, but necessary. 466 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,118 You know that? 467 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:38,330 Without you, there's no song. 468 00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:40,415 There's nothing. 469 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,422 We're gonna need money. 470 00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,591 If we're gonna take on Breem and his cronies, 471 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,552 at least a grand to even get on the ballot. 472 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:53,804 Then from there, we can start to fundraise. 473 00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,015 We've got it in our savings. We absolutely do. 474 00:25:57,099 --> 00:25:58,809 What are we holding onto that for anyways? 475 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,060 [Sheila] You're not holding onto it. 476 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,437 You ate it and flushed it down the toilet, you pig. 477 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:05,107 Big riptide today. Look at that guy out there. 478 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,484 [Sheila] How long until he finds out what you've done? 479 00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:09,903 -You're just gonna wear yourself out! -[Sheila] Five, four, 480 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:11,321 -three... -Gotta go parallel to the shore. 481 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,447 ...two, 482 00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:13,991 -one. -Amateurs. 483 00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:17,494 [fast-paced music playing] 484 00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:36,388 -[music stops] -[typing] 485 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,230 [sighs] I'd like to check my balance, please. 486 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:46,982 Oh, sweetie. I'll just put you down. 487 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,237 [Sheila] All right. Stay calm. Stay cool. 488 00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,530 Be just a moment. 489 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,574 -[typing] -[Sheila] I'm sure we have some cash. 490 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,535 I know there's an ATM machine. 491 00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:01,914 I just, you know, wanted to talk to a human being. 492 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,458 Call me old-fashioned. 493 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,424 Thank you. 494 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,260 Next customer, please. 495 00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:18,889 I actually-- I'm sorry. Could I get a copy of my recent 496 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:20,849 history? 497 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:25,521 [typing] 498 00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:31,360 [printer whirring] 499 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,957 Anything else you need? Because... 500 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,585 Um, well, I would like to make a withdrawal. 501 00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,004 How much do you need? 502 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,214 Fifty dollars. 503 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,967 [Sheila] Fifty plus 50 plus 50 plus 50 plus-- 504 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:59,179 You fat fuck! You fat fuck! You fat, fat, fat fuck! 505 00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,223 Hello, are you in there? [chuckles] Are you okay? 506 00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:05,477 Hi. Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I did-- I just didn't get enough-- 507 00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,604 -Breakfast. -Sleep. 508 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:13,193 No. Anyway, uh, so when Ernie told me that Danny was asking about support, 509 00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,945 I was so excited. 510 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,154 -Um-- -Who's Ernie? 511 00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,823 My husband. 512 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,449 Oh, yes. 513 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,951 Chairman of the San Diego Civics Club. 514 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,996 They pretty much decide who is and isn't getting campaign support. 515 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,956 I thought I told you this. No, I know I did. Yeah. 516 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,916 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. No, of course. 517 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,460 Yeah, but yeah, you weren't listening to me 'cause I'm a boring, fat housewife, 518 00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:31,879 who's like, "Why do you talk all the time?" 519 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:33,463 No. Don't say that. You look great. 520 00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,257 Oh, thank you. It's a new dress. 521 00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,593 [Sheila] That's exactly who she is. Fat. Boring. 522 00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:39,469 Who would listen to her? Who would want to fuck her? 523 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,513 That's where you're headed. That's where you'll end up. 524 00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:42,931 I'm so sorry. I have to go. 525 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,726 -Mama. -Oh, sh-- 526 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:46,977 [tires screeching] 527 00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:54,443 [tires squealing] 528 00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:00,324 Three famous burgers, three large fries and a chocolate shake, please. 529 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,786 [Sheila] One more time. One more run around the bases 530 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,914 -and then never, ever again. -[man] Thank you. 531 00:29:06,997 --> 00:29:07,998 [sighs] 532 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:24,181 [Sheila] Fuck it. 533 00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:26,934 [tires squealing] 534 00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:23,448 ...and I'm the founder of Breem Team Enterprises. 535 00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:27,244 The hallmark of our properties is innovation. 536 00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:31,206 And nothing more exciting, more telling of the future 537 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,251 than the arrival of Video World! 538 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,335 Where videotape allows... 539 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,297 [Sheila] Oh, my God, seriously? Is that fucking John Breem? 540 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,464 He's actually kinda hot. 541 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,267 You ready to do this thing? 542 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:52,978 ["Space Age Love Song" playing] 543 00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,479 Take it to the right. 544 00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:58,025 And down. Up. 545 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,612 Work those shoulders. 546 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,450 And grapevine. 547 00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:11,413 And slow hips. 548 00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:20,631 Out, in. Here we go. 549 00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,094 Double-tap biceps. 550 00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,557 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 551 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,659 [song continues] 552 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:18,313 [panting] 553 00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:32,828 [body thudding on floor] 554 00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:34,121 [woman 1] Oh, my God. Is she okay? 555 00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,205 [woman 2] Is she, like, dead? 556 00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:37,875 [woman 3] Should we, like, call security or whatever?