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We'll be ready for you in five.
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We'll be ready for you in five.
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Oh, okay.
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Are you sure there's not anything
we can get you before we start?
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A juice? Fruit? Tea? No?
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She's on the move.
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Uh, do you want me to get you anything?
You're the star performer.
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I can go out and get it.
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Or if you want to go to the washroom,
now would probably be a good time.
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Uh, sorry, can't get out of the leotard.
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Yeah, yeah. She's on the move. Let's go.
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Um, I just want to make sure
that you're comfortable.
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I don't know if you've had makeup come
and have a last look at you. Uh...
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Okay. Places, everyone.
From the top. Let's move. Let's go.
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Oh, well, look at you. I mean, seriously.
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Do you really think
you're pulling this whole thing off?
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The disco sex kitten look at your age?
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You're not fooling anybody with this shit.
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Wait. Wait. Hang on. Is that-- Ugh.
Gotta be kidding me.
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A giant fucking zit
right on your laugh line.
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Wrinkles and zits.
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It's a real sexy cocktail
you're serving up.
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Hello? Everything okay? Babe?
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Just a second.
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All right.
Just you've been in there forever.
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So, are you sure everything's all right?
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I said just a second.
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Maybe if you crawled out of my ass.
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Fuck.
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Just give it up.
They don't fuck the face.
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-Oh, hey.
-Sorry.
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Oh, no. Don't be. I was just, you know,
worried about you. That's all.
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I'm good. I'm fine. Just my stomach.
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Yeah, everybody left. They all took off.
Except for Simone, who is still here.
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And I'm pretty sure, I'm actually 100%
positive, that she is down to hook up.
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Everybody left, they said goodbye,
and she just-- she just stayed.
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So I was thinking, do you want to go and,
you know, close the deal?
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I don't know.
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But you said
you always wanted to try this.
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No, I did. I think-- Uh, well,
I think I said I was-- I was open to--
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-If you've changed your mind--
-No. I haven't changed my mind.
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-I haven't changed my mind.
-Yeah, okay. All right.
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I just-- Are you sure she wants to?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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She was flirting with me the whole night.
You saw her.
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Plus, she was never my student. She
was in an entirely different department.
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And we're talking, like,
way across campus, like, two quads over.
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So we can skip the whole ethical bullshit.
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And I thought that you
wanted to prove that you could be...
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you know... after the baby.
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But if I'm wrong--
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-No, no, no. You're not wrong.
-Okay.
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I just don't--
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I-- I just feel a little unsexy.
That's all. I feel like a monster.
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Well, I don't see anything in front of me
except for my stone-cold sexy wife.
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But look. Hey. Here's the deal.
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I don't want you doing anything
that you are not 100% comfortable with.
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But... baby, remember?
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Huh? The old days.
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That freedom we had, how good that felt.
It was me and you against the world.
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Didn't that feel good?
Don't you want to feel that again?
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-I do. I do. But it's now, and I--
-Yeah.
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She's so young too. That girl down there.
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Oh, my God.
She doesn't even know what it was like.
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Right now, we could show her.
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I'll go talk to her.
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-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
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All right.
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Okay.
-Yeah? Okay.
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God, she's fucking flawless.
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How young is she, 19?
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I swear they get younger every year.
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Not you. You get older and zittier.
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I, um-- I, uh,
put something on. I hope that's--
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Oh, it's okay.
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You have the raddest classic records.
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People my age, or at least people
in this cultural fucking wasteland,
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they have no idea about this sound,
you know?
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Just listen to those guitars.
They're like--
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They're like my hear-- heart.
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-Oh, hey.
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Easy, easy, easy.
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-Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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-Easy. Easy.
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Oh! Oh, my God. That was so embarrassing.
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-No, no.
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-You're, like, the best.
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You saved my life.
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Don't mention it. It's all right.
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God, Professor Rubin is so lucky.
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You can call him Danny.
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-Danny.
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But it just--
It sounds so weird to say it like that.
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I mean, Danny,
he's obviously brilliant, right?
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But-- But you--
you're just so cool and-- and deep
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and just a total fucking fox
just to top it all off.
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I mean, if my mom
was even half as rad as you, I--
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Oh, shit. Oh. Shit.
Sorry. I didn't-- I didn't mean--
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No, it's okay. I'm sure I could be.
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She's right. You could be.
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You better get this thing
back on the rails, grandma.
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No way. I mean, maybe, I guess.
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You-- You guys are from
the same generation, I guess.
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Um, but, like, you know,
she voted for Reagan.
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Mmm.
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And you-- you guys are just, like,
stuck in this whole, like, '60s thing.
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Thank you. Um...
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No. I don't mean--
I mean-- I don't mean stuck.
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God, I hate pot. It makes me so stupid.
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-What is the word that I'm looking for?
-Rooted.
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Yes. Yes! Totally.
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You're-- You're rooted, you know,
and, like, in, like, a different time.
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And that's why
I think you're so cool, but--
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Why is she still talking?
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Also why Professor Rub-- I mean,
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-Danny
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-Controversial?
-Disliked.
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In the department.
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Professor Rubin is getting fired.
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You know, there-- there's still
a group of us, or at least some of us,
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who still really, totally love him.
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But in the department,
I guess he's sort of totally done.
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I think you better leave now.
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Shouldn't-- Shouldn't I say
good night to Professor Rubin?
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I'll give Professor Rubin your best.
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Okay. Um...
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Hope you like sucking unemployed dick.
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Today you will eat clean, healthy foods.
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After school drop-off,
you will go directly to ballet class.
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You will do the full class
without a break.
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Afterward, you will have a veggie pita
from the place next door,
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and no chips and no soda.
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And if you do all these things,
then after dinner,
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you can have a reasonable serving
of cobbler with no ice cream.
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A glass of skim milk is just as good.
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None of these things are particularly hard
to do with a little fucking discipline.
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If you weren't so lazy,
you wouldn't have to do this.
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Other people don't need
this kind of fucking hand-holding.
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Earth to Sheila. Hello.
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Which tie should I wear?
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For the meeting with the provost.
143
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I-- I think you should wear
the mustard one.
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I like that. I bought that for you,
for your uncle's funeral.
145
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Oh, yeah. That bastard.
146
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What meeting?
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Oh, they called me in, you know.
148
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Probably just looking for
the usual dog and pony show.
149
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But they knew what they were getting
when they hired me, right?
150
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I love you. Whatever happens.
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-You think something bad will happen?
-No.
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Oh, you chickenshit.
You have to tell him, seriously.
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I actually think something good
could happen.
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There's an acting chair position open,
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and I know
I'm considered controversial, but--
156
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Do you remember the Logans
are coming for dinner tonight?
157
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Oh, God. That's tonight?
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Any idea on what I should cook?
I thought I could do my pasta primavera.
159
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But Jack travels so much now.
That could seem a little provincial.
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Or I thought I could try out
the Moroccan tagine
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that you got me during your sabbatical.
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Maybe try something fun.
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I don't want to think
this much about food, okay?
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So just figure it out.
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Something that's, you know,
fun and interesting and not too uptight.
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How about that?
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You're the only one
who thinks about food this much,
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-you fucking freak.
-Hey, you owe me one.
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-Remember that.
Tell him!
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Simone told me something last night.
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About your job.
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That it's in danger.
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But I think it's a good thing.
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You never wanted to teach political
history. You wanted to make history.
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So maybe this is your chance
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to step off the sidelines
and just get in the game.
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Run for office.
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I'm sorry, I've just been-- I've been--
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I've been thinking about it for a while,
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and that's why it sounded so... ruminated.
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Honey, Simone is a cocktease
without a clue.
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I'm gonna go to work.
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Go get 'em, tiger.
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Oh, hey.
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Morning. I was just looking at
the, uh, waves. Uh, doughnut?
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No. Thank you.
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I-- I buy them for the twins, but then
I finish them 'cause I'm disgusting.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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Liar. You can't stop looking
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at the back fat
spilling over her bra strap.
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00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,570
You're as shallow as a kiddie pool.
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You want to go for a walk
around the new mall with me?
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-Oh, that sounds fun.
-If I make it around three times,
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I let myself go into Giovanni's
and have one of his expressos.
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Don't get sucked in.
196
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She's a riptide.
She'll just suck you out to sea.
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I have ballet, otherwise I would.
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-Ballet.
-But next time.
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00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,211
-Yeah.
Beautiful morning.
200
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Join us for sunrise song.
201
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,424
Judah's mom made pumpkin bread,
and it's still warm.
202
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I can't. I have to go.
203
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,052
Pumpkin bread so you
can turn into a pumpkin yourself.
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00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:02,306
Short, round, lumpy. No one wants
pumpkin bread. Nobody wants you.
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00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,599
Stop it!
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00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,185
'Sup, lady?
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You're not supposed to park there.
208
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,734
Well, you're not supposed to be
a fucking biatch, biatch.
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00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,111
All right, asshole. It's go time.
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Sorry.
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Pathetic.
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00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,870
Is that a look of pity?
213
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,332
It is. She's covered in frosting,
and she is embarrassed for you.
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Even if you're late, you got here.
215
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So you miss a little warm-up.
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-It's closed.
-What? When?
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This week. You're surprised?
Everything else was gone already.
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The tanning salon, the travel agency.
219
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,364
Abigail held out as long as she could.
220
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-They sold out?
-Everyone does eventually, right?
221
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,701
Oh, you, uh, need a tanning bed?
222
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:09,289
I'm sorry, I should say want.
Who needs a tanning bed?
223
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:13,418
He's saying you're
pale, pasty, fat, gross, disgusting.
224
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There she is again.
Who is that skanky bottle blonde?
225
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,686
And why are you so obsessed with her?
What's wrong with you?
226
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,898
Oh, now you've done it.
She sees you watching her.
227
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,651
She sees everything about
what a fucking mess you are.
228
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,455
Fruits and vegetables.
229
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That's what you're here for since you
skipped your dance class, you lazy bitch.
230
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Hi. How many eggplants
do you think I need for four people?
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What kind of people?
232
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Old friends. From the Bay Area.
233
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Buddies from the movement days.
Only now, he's a very successful author.
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And they're vegetarians. Like us.
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Six.
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Magic stuff.
237
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,402
You want to try?
238
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,905
You skipped ballet,
but you can still go running.
239
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,073
It's not too late if you don't get stuck.
240
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Oops.
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You filthy bitch.
242
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You didn't even
walk today, let alone run or do ballet.
243
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,962
And now look at you. Disgusting.
Sticky. Might as well just give up.
244
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,383
...and at our brand-new food court,
245
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,054
your family can enjoy cuisines
from around the world.
246
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,722
Just tell 'em John Breem sent you.
247
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,349
John Breem. Please, asshole.
248
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,975
You're the reason
I don't have ballet today.
249
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,477
You're destroying our whole community.
250
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,687
Like we need
another fucking shopping mall.
251
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,155
Go on. You know you want to.
252
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,794
Fuck, that's good.
253
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,082
Welcome to Pelican Burger.
254
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Three famous cheeseburgers, three large
fries and a chocolate shake. Thanks.
255
00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,384
Here you go.
-Thank you so much.
256
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,261
Have a nice day.
257
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,399
Here you go.
258
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,953
Okay. That's the last time. You're done.
259
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:21,165
♪ ...taste of the times
When a snack this good ♪
260
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,670
♪ Tastes as light as it should
You'll love Summit ♪
261
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,883
♪ After only one bite
'Cause it's peanuts, wafers and light ♪
262
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,803
Summit cookie bars.
They're chocolaty with crisp baked...
263
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,681
Tomorrow, I will eat clean, healthy food.
264
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,017
I will find a new dance class.
I will walk on the beach.
265
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,437
Tomorrow, I will have a nice day.
266
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:56,910
Daddy!
267
00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:59,246
I made stuffed mushrooms.
268
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,539
I don't want any food.
269
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,502
-Can I fix you a drink?
270
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,546
I don't want a drink.
I don't want any food.
271
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,798
I don't want any liquid,
and I don't want to live.
272
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,550
-Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy.
273
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,303
Hi. Hello. Okay?
274
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,515
Aw, sweetie. It's okay. It's okay.
It's just a bad--
275
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,435
It's not okay.
Sheila, it's not okay. All right?
276
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,520
-You want to know what it was? It was--
277
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,564
It was fucking humiliating.
278
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,651
I am sitting in there
like a goddamn asshole.
279
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:34,072
Wearing a fucking tie.
A tie. And you could've warned me.
280
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,409
I feel like I did.
281
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,494
When I think about the time
and the talent that I wasted
282
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,456
at that two-bit shithole of a college.
283
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,959
The morons they gave tenure positions.
Chairs even.
284
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,086
And they deny reappointment to me.
285
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,338
I have nothing.
286
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,633
If he's nothing,
what are you? Worse than nothing, you're--
287
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:53,717
I disagree.
288
00:18:56,762 --> 00:19:00,516
You're gonna tell me
that this is my, uh-- my chance,
289
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,019
my political phoenix
rising from the ashes?
290
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,395
Yes.
291
00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:11,902
Hey. We didn't move here so you could
climb some bourgeois academic ladder.
292
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,697
We moved here because
we drove down the coast.
293
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,617
And we saw that limitless horizon.
294
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,036
That Beach Boys song came on the radio.
295
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,412
"Wouldn't It Be Nice"?
296
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,998
Yeah. It was meant to be.
297
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,625
Our home.
298
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,877
-Remember?
-Of course I remember.
299
00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,713
And now that awful real estate developer,
John Breem...
300
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:36,593
he wants every inch of our coastline
to have one of his shopping malls on it.
301
00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:37,803
And who's gonna stop him?
302
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,473
There's no one with the vision you have.
No one with the brains.
303
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,852
No one cares
about brains in politics anymore.
304
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,229
Ronald fucking Reagan
was just elected president.
305
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,731
I'm gonna have to find a job somewhere.
306
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,902
Denison College reached out a while ago.
307
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,362
-Ohio?
-Yeah.
308
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,240
Ohio. Losers can't be choosers.
309
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,327
Or whatever the idiotic expression
even is. Jesus.
310
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,582
Oh, Jesus. They're early.
311
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,917
-Who?
-The Logans.
312
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:13,046
What? That's tonight?
Why didn't you tell me that?
313
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,966
Yes, you did. But he's
too fucking wrapped up in his own--
314
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,259
Feel like I did.
315
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,927
What am I gonna say to him, huh?
316
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,263
He's got a fucking book deal,
and I don't have shit.
317
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,932
Okay, so just-- Why don't you
stay in here and just rest?
318
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,767
I'll tell them you don't feel well.
It's okay.
319
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,269
No, no, no, no.
320
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:32,274
You go get the stuffed mushrooms.
I'll get the fucking door.
321
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,735
-I'll get the fucking door, Daddy.
322
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,158
Don't be silly. I'll clean up.
323
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,910
You guys just sit there
and enjoy yourselves
324
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,954
while I'm stuck in the kitchen
with this bitch.
325
00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:52,169
So, um, he hasn't told anyone
this yet, but we just got some news.
326
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,797
He's gonna be a guest on Phil Donahue.
327
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,175
Pretend you haven't heard of him.
328
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,927
Is that a television show?
329
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,346
Phil's a huge fan of the book, apparently.
330
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:07,643
Our editor, out of her mind about it,
says it's gonna be huge for sales. Huge.
331
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,895
-Wow.
332
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,689
The thing of it is, Jack had this--
333
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:16,860
I mean, I don't know
if you'd call it a-- a revelation,
334
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,779
but, I mean, a kind of clarity.
335
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:24,326
The real way to make a difference
is to make a fortune.
336
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:30,040
Right? I mean, you know, to be
a person of influence, be heard.
337
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,667
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
338
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,669
Well, it's very exciting news.
339
00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,546
Jack must be thrilled.
340
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,047
Oh.
341
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,632
He's a basket case.
342
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,592
He was never the public speaker.
343
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:46,014
Danny was the one who could
rile up a crowd. Inspire us.
344
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:49,977
Ugh, all those years in the movement.
345
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:54,982
And when Reagan ordered the National
Guard on us, how scared we all were.
346
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,026
It was Danny who spoke to us.
347
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,489
You know?
Reminded us what we were fighting for.
348
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:05,951
He made us calm, made us brave.
349
00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,036
Remember?
350
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,124
Of course I remember.
It's why I fell in love with him.
351
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,209
We all did.
352
00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,672
But you got him.
353
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,594
Danny still gets speaking requests.
I mean, not Phil "Dona-who," but--
354
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,678
-Hue.
-Donahue?
355
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:25,888
-Donahue.
-Donahue.
356
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,681
-Donahue, yeah. It's a really well-known--
-Donahue.
357
00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,809
He can really inspire a crowd still,
when he gets the chance.
358
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,603
Look at her stomach bulging out.
359
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:36,273
You're still skinnier, prettier.
She's the one who's huge.
360
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:37,900
Do you want some cobbler?
361
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,153
Oh. Um... no, thanks.
362
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:44,573
No, I somehow have to fit
into all these clothes we got
363
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:45,949
for this crazy whistle-stop tour we're on.
364
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,367
Oh, stop. You look great.
365
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,954
No. You didn't have any.
366
00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,790
-I did.
-No, you didn't.
367
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,792
-I did.
-You didn't have any cobbler.
368
00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:56,960
Don't think I didn't see.
369
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,712
Just eat the fucking cobbler.
370
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,548
Hi.
-Hey.
371
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:05,177
Um, did you know we have
a future state assemblyman here?
372
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,970
-Danny's running for office.
-Oh.
373
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,972
-Yeah, that's right.
-Hell of a platform too.
374
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,682
Coastal conservation.
375
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:12,434
He's gonna fight real estate developers.
376
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,770
Great idea.
Where have I heard that before?
377
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,563
Wow, that's so exciting.
So happy.
378
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,107
Um... well, listen,
379
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:22,402
we were gonna save this news
for later, but might as well.
380
00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:25,864
Um, we are expecting.
381
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:30,744
-A baby.
Ohhh.
382
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,287
Congratulations.
Ta-da.
383
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:34,373
That's fantastic. Another round.
That's amazing.
384
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,960
She's not even fat.
She's pregnant. You stupid cow.
385
00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,296
I spoke to the Hausers,
386
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,925
and they said if I'm up to the task...
387
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,679
they're up for the endorsement.
388
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,138
Wow.
389
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:51,723
That's huge.
390
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,976
I feel like he's putting on weight.
391
00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,687
Yeah, I just gotta come
and speak to his group.
392
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,146
Dust off the old soapbox.
393
00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,568
That's excellent news.
I'm so happy to hear.
394
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,194
He's definitely put on some weight.
395
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,904
Gotta start making the rounds too.
396
00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:10,200
You know, glad-hand all the democratic
machers. Let 'em know I'm a contender.
397
00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,663
Do I have a suit?
Oh, I have to write a speech too. Shit.
398
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,415
The one from your dad's funeral.
399
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,544
You want me to use the speech
from my dad's funeral?
400
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,212
The suit.
401
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:23,422
Oh, right.
402
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,008
My funeral suit.
403
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,427
I buried both my parents in that thing.
404
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,388
But you know what?
That, uh-- That Shakespeare quote.
405
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,639
That might actually work.
406
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,726
You don't think it's too dark?
407
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,853
I don't think so.
408
00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:41,440
He-- "He was a man.
Take him for all in all."
409
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:42,608
No, I'm talking about the suit.
410
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,277
Is it too formal? Is--
411
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,322
You know, are people gonna see me as some...
412
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,448
Choking.
413
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,741
...phony?
414
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,828
Some scrawny Jewish poser from Berkeley
415
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:56,955
trying to pull the wool
over everyone's eyes?
416
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,583
Tell him how he can disgust you.
417
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,251
The way he eats.
418
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,545
His balls.
419
00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,506
How he sweats when he fucks you.
420
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,927
I think-- I think they'll see you
for what you are.
421
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,722
A man with intellect and substance.
422
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,766
A born leader.
423
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:21,855
You know what you are?
424
00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,859
You are the bassline.
425
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,279
Underneath the melody.
426
00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:33,367
Undetectable at times, but necessary.
427
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,118
You know that?
428
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:38,330
Without you, there's no song.
429
00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:40,415
There's nothing.
430
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,422
We're gonna need money.
431
00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,591
If we're gonna take on Breem
and his cronies,
432
00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,552
at least a grand
to even get on the ballot.
433
00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:53,804
Then from there,
we can start to fundraise.
434
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,015
We've got it in our savings.
We absolutely do.
435
00:25:57,099 --> 00:25:58,809
What are we holding onto that for anyways?
436
00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,060
You're not holding onto it.
437
00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,437
You ate it and flushed it
down the toilet, you pig.
438
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:05,107
Big riptide today.
Look at that guy out there.
439
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,484
How long until
he finds out what you've done?
440
00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:09,903
-You're just gonna wear yourself out!
Five, four,
441
00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:11,321
-three...
-Gotta go parallel to the shore.
442
00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,447
...two,
443
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:13,991
-one.
-Amateurs.
444
00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,230
I'd like to check my balance, please.
445
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:46,982
Oh, sweetie. I'll just put you down.
446
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,237
All right. Stay calm. Stay cool.
447
00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,530
Be just a moment.
448
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,574
I'm sure we have some cash.
449
00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,535
I know there's an ATM machine.
450
00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:01,914
I just, you know,
wanted to talk to a human being.
451
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,458
Call me old-fashioned.
452
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,424
Thank you.
453
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,260
Next customer, please.
454
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:18,889
I actually-- I'm sorry.
Could I get a copy of my recent
455
00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:20,849
history?
456
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,957
Anything else you need? Because...
457
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,585
Um, well, I would like
to make a withdrawal.
458
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,004
How much do you need?
459
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,214
Fifty dollars.
460
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,967
Fifty plus 50 plus 50 plus 50 plus--
461
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:59,179
You fat fuck! You fat fuck!
You fat, fat, fat fuck!
462
00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,223
Hello, are you in there?
Are you okay?
463
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:05,477
Hi. Oh, yes. I'm sorry.
I did-- I just didn't get enough--
464
00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,604
-Breakfast.
-Sleep.
465
00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:13,193
No. Anyway, uh, so when Ernie told me
that Danny was asking about support,
466
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,945
I was so excited.
467
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,154
-Um--
-Who's Ernie?
468
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,823
My husband.
469
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,449
Oh, yes.
470
00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,951
Chairman of the San Diego Civics Club.
471
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,996
They pretty much decide who is
and isn't getting campaign support.
472
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,956
I thought I told you this.
No, I know I did. Yeah.
473
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,916
Yes. Yes, yes, yes. No, of course.
474
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,460
Yeah, but yeah, you weren't listening
to me 'cause I'm a boring, fat housewife,
475
00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:31,879
who's like,
"Why do you talk all the time?"
476
00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:33,463
No. Don't say that. You look great.
477
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,257
Oh, thank you. It's a new dress.
478
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,593
That's exactly who she is. Fat. Boring.
479
00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:39,469
Who would listen to her?
Who would want to fuck her?
480
00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,513
That's where you're headed.
That's where you'll end up.
481
00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:42,931
I'm so sorry. I have to go.
482
00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,726
-Mama.
-Oh, sh--
483
00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:00,324
Three famous burgers, three large fries
and a chocolate shake, please.
484
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,786
One more time.
One more run around the bases
485
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,914
-and then never, ever again.
Thank you.
486
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:24,181
Fuck it.
487
00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:23,448
...and I'm the founder
of Breem Team Enterprises.
488
00:30:23,532 --> 00:30:27,244
The hallmark of our properties
is innovation.
489
00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:31,206
And nothing more exciting,
more telling of the future
490
00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,251
than the arrival of Video World!
491
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,335
Where videotape allows...
492
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,297
Oh, my God, seriously?
Is that fucking John Breem?
493
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,464
He's actually kinda hot.
494
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,267
You ready to do this thing?
495
00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,479
Take it to the right.
496
00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:58,025
And down. Up.
497
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,612
Work those shoulders.
498
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,450
And grapevine.
499
00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:11,413
And slow hips.
500
00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:20,631
Out, in. Here we go.
501
00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,094
Double-tap biceps.
502
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,557
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
503
00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:34,121
Oh, my God. Is she okay?
504
00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,205
Is she, like, dead?
505
00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:37,875
Should we, like,
call security or whatever?