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(喝下我)

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好棒

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妳醒了

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我在哪裡?

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喝掉粉紅果汁

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那是泰勒的聲音,他快弄完了

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他偶爾會製作一些衝浪電影

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喝就對了,別亂想,妳是哪來的?

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妳怎麼把我弄進來的?這...

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-現在幾點?
-現在由我發問,是誰?

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辛蒂練舞室還是海灘塑身?

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誰派妳來看我上課,偷學我的舞步?

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沒人

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我看見妳跟在我的車後面

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是布林姆嗎?

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妳是他的摩門教道德糾察隊嗎?

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我叫妳喝了粉紅果汁,給我喝完

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這是什麼飲料?

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無糖粉紅檸檬水

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加快速丸

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我的一口抽在哪?

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你每次抽完都得放回原位

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別嘮叨,我整晚沒睡

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你們住在商場裡?

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-她的口氣聽起來像糾察隊
-我就說她可能是糾察隊

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這裡是我的工作室

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我有時候會做衝浪電影

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我們有時候工作太晚,就睡在這裡

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但我們不住這裡,因為這樣違反規矩

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你的一口抽在你頭上

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至少有人懂我

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好了,若兩位不介意

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我得回去工作了

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你的工作?

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妳這句話什麼意思?

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你不過是用我他媽的信用卡 買了一台該死的攝影機

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這不代表你是天殺的電影導演

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真是夠了,我不用妳來嘮叨
我不需要妳質疑我

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我們需要錢

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用我他媽的信用卡買了一台該死的...

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錄影帶世界

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錢

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給我一千美金 否則我就去向我的好朋友約翰布林姆告密

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說有兩個人偷住在他的商場 還在這裡製作A片

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之後你們就會被趕出去

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去拿咖啡罐

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妳認真?

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去拿咖啡罐

49
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《舞出新方向》

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好吧,妳又做怪夢了

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不過,等一下,為何我這麼...

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天啊,妳成功了,妳這瘋婆...

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“我們像鳥兒在空中翱翔

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像魚兒在海裡悠游

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卻尚未學會一個再簡單不過的動作

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在地球上如手足般行走”

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這是誰說的?妳覺得是誰?

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我不曉得

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天殺的馬丁路德金恩二世

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沒錯

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他將民權連結到環境權利

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檢討科學進步與經濟發展的原因

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而不忘懷脆弱地球在此過程中的需求

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媽的,我找到了

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我競選主張的主軸,很棒吧?

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對

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妳看起來好像覺得不棒

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什麼?我看起來怎樣?

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看起來好像覺得我是偽君子 但妳不想讓我難過

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親愛的,別這樣,我才剛起床,抱歉

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我正努力做新嘗試

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好讓人家替我背書

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再跟我說一次...

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妳剛才沒在聽嗎?太棒了

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連妳都提不起興趣

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我又何必期待那些大人物會聽我說話?

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何必呢?好吧

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我的意思不是...

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妳知道我的意思,好嗎?

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是啊,想要我幫忙還這麼欠揍

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我不曉得,我只是認為得更簡潔有力

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想一些...

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朗朗上口的蠢話

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想點標語,是嗎?比方說“我愛艾克”

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“丹尼有個翹屁股”

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我不曉得,也許妳說得對

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我已經有七年不曾在週一早上起床

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卻不用教課或備課,而...

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我跟妳說,這種自由的感覺真是...

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無拘無束...大概吧

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妳呢?妳整天都在做什麼?

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送孩子去上課,然後要做什麼?

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什麼有價值的事都做不了

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因為我想也許...

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也許我今天可以跟著妳

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我們可以聊更多事情,或許也能集思廣益

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瑪雅,吃早餐了

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就我們兩個

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妳最好編點理由

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可不能讓他整天跟在妳屁股後

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老婆

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我覺得你會覺得很無聊

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我只是做些家庭主婦的事

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什麼?胡說

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我很想知道我去上班時,妳都在做些什麼

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找性感水電工替妳服務什麼的

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說啊,跟他說妳和水電工上床

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總好過妳真正的行徑,比較不噁心

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今天我要跟妳一起出門,好嗎?

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我會像妳三明治上的花生醬

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帥喔

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(沙子腳幼兒園)

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(海岸銀行)

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你不如在車上等吧,我不會去很久

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好,沒問題

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995美金、一千美金

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好,我去請我的主管過來登錄這筆錢

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什麼?

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一千美金以上的存款得登記在案

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走個形式罷了

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這個賤貨盯上妳了

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您等候時,可以享用
我們的招牌現烤燕麥餅

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宰豬公前得先餵飽一點

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我其實...

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我忘了得去看醫生

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所以我得...我下次再存

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謝謝

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我不曉得妳們知不知道

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但墨西哥捲餅的原義是“小驢子”

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對,也許是因為像驢子一樣
能背負許多養分

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那對領日薪的工人朋友很有幫助

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他們可能得工作好幾個小時,卻沒...

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嘿

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蕩婦們,滾開

135
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老公,要走了嗎?

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好,兩位小姐,保重

137
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隨便啦

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妳開嗎?好,可以

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好,妳這趟冒險之旅的下一站要去哪裡?

140
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我得去上芭蕾課

141
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妳非去不可嗎?

142
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若我想甩掉你的話

143
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我想去,那是我維持身材的秘訣

144
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我先載你回家

145
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這是妳弄到手的好機會,別搞砸了

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嘿

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幹嘛?

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怎樣?

149
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她沒問題

150
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-怎麼了?
-她沒問題

151
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他們覺得妳沒問題,裝得自然一點

152
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別急著攤牌,笨蛋,妳需要這個傢伙

153
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今天的海浪還可以嗎?

154
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不如妳直接告訴我 妳到底跑來這裡幹嘛?

155
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揮棒落空了,肥仔

156
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-我...
-我們很努力工作

157
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不是現在,因為我正要去衝浪

158
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但我沒在衝浪時,我拼命工作

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所以如果妳老是跟我們要東要西...

160
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我想回去上邦妮的課

161
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她的課和別處都不一樣

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她的舞步很獨特

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讓我覺得...

164
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很有力量

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我想繼續感受...

166
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那種感覺

167
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兄弟,好了沒?

168
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趁現在還行

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“趁現在還行”是什麼意思?

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妳最好不知道

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妳的朋友布林姆要挖開河口

172
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改變這片海灘的型態

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摧毀我們的生存意義,也就是這片海浪

174
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人們認為巨浪 是上天賜予的巧合或什麼鬼的

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是嗎?那是地質與海洋元素的脆弱組合

176
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亂搞其中一項,就全都完了

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隨便啦

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至於妳說想回去上邦妮的課

179
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去做妳的“打”頭夢吧

180
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你是說做大頭夢嗎?

181
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就是我說的那個意思

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再見

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你確定他說穿便服嗎?

184
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我不知道他說什麼

185
00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:24,750
我問過你

186
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你說他邀你參加在他家舉辦的聚會

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-然後我說:“是穿便...”
-誰管這個啊?

188
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對不起,我現在超緊張

189
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我真的需要他們支持

190
00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:36,261
好,妳打扮成怎樣很重要嗎?
妳很美,好嗎?

191
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:42,601
媽呀,這間房子也太大了吧,好像飯店

192
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-嘿,你們來了
-嘿

193
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-嗨
-是啊

194
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歡迎來到我們財大氣粗的豪宅

195
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-哇,謝謝
-太壯觀了...對

196
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,113
我是爾尼豪瑟,很高興見到妳

197
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我用手肘跟人打招呼,我有潔癖

198
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對,抱歉,她是我老婆席拉
這是我們的女兒瑪雅

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-嘿,瑪雅,嗨,妳好
-嗨

200
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容我向你們介紹我的老婆,她叫葛蕾塔

201
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葛蕾塔,小葛,小葛葛

202
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其實我們在小朋友的幼兒園就認識了

203
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是喔,好棒

204
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這麼說,妳是葛蕾塔的義工隊成員囉?

205
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不是,她通常在女兒下車後就離開

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好吧

207
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-你喜歡瑪格麗特調酒嗎?
-我喜歡

208
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,103
我老婆的調酒超好喝,跟我來

209
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-喝杯瑪格麗特
-待會見

210
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-我不曉得...
-我們這麼有錢?

211
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對,很扯,我知道

212
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對,還有妳老公是何方神聖

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我跟妳說過

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然後又說了一次 因為妳第一次根本沒在聽

215
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第二次大概還是沒聽進去

216
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,288
小粉肚子餓,它要吃東西

217
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,875
所有的小朋友都在電視間

218
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,459
妳想去那裡替小粉拿吃的嗎?

219
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,378
-好
-好...走吧,來

220
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,005
-謝謝
-不客氣

221
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:58,177
很久很久以前,森林裡住著兩個小朋友

222
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,887
小男生叫做漢瑟爾

223
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,013
我是漢瑟爾

224
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:03,098
-小女孩叫葛麗特
-我是葛麗特

225
00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:05,434
天啊,這裡也太大了吧

226
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,895
誰需要這麼大間的房子?

227
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,314
屁股那麼大的人

228
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,525
不,妳被發現了

229
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,780
現在妳得去和那些 拼命吃東西的八卦女套交情

230
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,324
你們的影音設備太驚人了

231
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,702
我沒看過那麼大的電視 好像露天汽車電影院

232
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,623
爾尼就是這樣 什麼最新型號他都得弄到手

233
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,333
如果那是最大台的,爾尼就非買不可

234
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,920
我還在說服史蒂芬讓我買微波爐

235
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,506
他覺得微波爐會致癌

236
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,050
我們現在都用微波爐爆米花

237
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,843
-不放油就不麻煩
-真不錯

238
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,888
若能在十秒內煮熟一條熱狗 有癌症風險又何妨?

239
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,933
如果東西不安全 就不會讓我們放在家裡了吧?

240
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,143
因為大公司死要錢,而且政府無能?

241
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,898
就說了不要輕易發表意見,怪胎

242
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,901
你們是從柏克萊搬來的,對嗎?

243
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:56,985
對

244
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,112
不放油就不麻煩

245
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:04,368
不放油

246
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,411
天啊,他的情況比妳糟

247
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,496
失陪了

248
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,794
沒有人說你不夠好

249
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:17,214
席拉,他們就是那個意思,清楚得很

250
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,467
“打包回家吧,猶太嬉皮蠢蛋
東西收一收趕快滾”

251
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:24,179
而且我明天還得去院長辦公室 面對那些白痴

252
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,347
我要說什麼?

253
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,182
我就要沒薪水支票可以領了

254
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,685
我們只靠存款能撐多久?

255
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,978
什麼存款?根本沒有

256
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,688
妳有在聽嗎?這個問題又不難

257
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,899
沒事啦,我只是得確認存簿,再算一下

258
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,527
不,妳不用,根本沒有錢
大騙子,一毛錢也沒有

259
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,446
你可以告訴我爾尼說了什麼嗎?

260
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:45,242
是喔,好讓我再感受一遍羞辱?真不錯

261
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,119
不,我知道了才能幫忙

262
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:51,748
好吧,他說他覺得我不是當候選人的料

263
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:57,045
其實呢,他覺得我更適合做幕後推手
或負責擬定策略

264
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,425
他只是需要你說服他,如此而已

265
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,343
他幹嘛邀我去他家,只為了拒絕我?

266
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,929
有什麼情況改變了,發生了某件事

267
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,639
廢物,就是妳啦

268
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,641
說到這個,家裡得做些改變

269
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:13,520
不能有不必要支出,也不能去上芭蕾課
先等我想到辦法,懂嗎?

270
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,981
我想也不能再讓瑪雅去那家托兒所

271
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,524
那裡很花錢吧?

272
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,568
不,其實不會,那是親子共學式的

273
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,737
是喔,席拉,但還是得花錢

274
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,322
我們得做點什麼

275
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,407
他說的我們就代表妳

276
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,826
該把事情導回正軌了

277
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,956
大家早安

278
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,667
早安,瑪雅還好嗎?

279
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,211
很好

280
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,505
我是來當義工的

281
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,382
歡迎,義工越多越好

282
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,219
親子共學的項目由葛蕾塔安排

283
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,138
早安

284
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,641
我只是想貢獻一己之力

285
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,892
是喔,好

286
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,270
沙坑那裡需要有人幫忙

287
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,439
把浣熊的屎耙出來

288
00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,733
聽起來...

289
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,485
-很刁難,很故意
-很不錯

290
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,490
當然了,海倫還沒來
我每次都叫她去掃大便

291
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,701
-妳可以幫我帶圍圈圈唱歌
-好

292
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,996
然後我們可以去吃早餐什麼的

293
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,122
太棒了

294
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,333
-來圍成一圈唱歌
-好

295
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,253
今天唱《我愛我的身體》好不好?

296
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,629
太棒了

297
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,633
-我愛我的...
-腳

298
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,344
對,我喜歡

299
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,891
我喜歡它們能做的酷炫事情

300
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,935
他們整天就做這些事?媽呀

301
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:38,146
我要展現並讓它們好好長大

302
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,732
讓全世界認識它們

303
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:45,028
因為它們是你我的一部分

304
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,281
我愛我的...

305
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,574
“英”道

306
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,659
對,我喜歡

307
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,956
我喜歡它能做的酷炫事情

308
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,082
那是我家兒子

309
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,503
我要展現並讓它好好長大

310
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,881
讓全世界認識它

311
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,466
我認識爾尼時,他只是個工程師

312
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,927
他談論自己的工作時,大家都覺得超無聊

313
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,637
每個人都覺得:“聚氨酯複合物?

314
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:12,598
什麼鬼東西?無聊到爆”

315
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,851
總之,他挺有遠見的
註冊了這項技術的專利

316
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,270
千萬別碰那顆肉桂卷

317
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,314
老實說,我不認為他當初有想到

318
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,690
竟能應用在那麼多東西上

319
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,318
航太領域或滑板的輪子什麼的

320
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,403
現在大家都覺得他很有趣了,對吧?

321
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:30,115
很有影響力什麼的,但很好笑
他對我來說依然是以前那個爾尼

322
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:33,035
其實我覺得丹尼和他很像

323
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,495
他也是真正的改革者

324
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:39,583
我第一次見到他時 他站在牛奶箱上,拿著大聲公

325
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,834
妳得嚐一口

326
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,128
那攤賣的比我去過的麵包店都好吃

327
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,172
不用了,謝謝

328
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,423
真的,我沒吃過這麼好吃的

329
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,799
別被她引開注意力

330
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,427
我知道丹尼非常欣賞妳的丈夫

331
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,014
尤其是他的事業如此成功 卻沒有改變政治傾向

332
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,098
吃一口就好

333
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:56,767
妳絕對不會後悔

334
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,145
妳已經後悔了,但還能怎麼辦呢?

335
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,523
要是妳不吃,她絕不會善罷甘休

336
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,361
媽的,超好吃

337
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,781
我承認,這女人真瞭解肉桂卷

338
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,578
我真希望能說服爾尼支持你們

339
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,080
但他根本不聽我說

340
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:22,125
但我們正解決這個問題,進行婚姻諮商

341
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,753
總之,我希望妳不是因為那樣
才對我這麼好

342
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,590
一不做,二不休

343
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,426
快抬起妳的大屁股去上課,以免炸開

344
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,220
麻花步往右

345
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,602
點膝蓋

346
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,568
拍手...

347
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,530
膝蓋抬高

348
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,828
拍手

349
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,039
膝蓋再抬高一點,來一聲歡呼

350
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,759
抱歉,這堂課滿了

351
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,846
後面這邊空間滿大的

352
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:20,100
人數滿了,要是我超收學員
我會有麻煩的

353
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,436
要是我惹麻煩,就會被踢出去

354
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,354
有人希望我被踢出去嗎?

355
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,522
沒有

356
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,399
恐怕妳得離開了

357
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,985
席拉

358
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,069
小席

359
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,615
席拉,我說得對嗎?席拉

360
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,991
-對...
-對

361
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,618
-對,她給我靈感
-對

362
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,785
你懂吧?

363
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,662
我該去真實世界闖一闖

364
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:43,373
創造政治史,而不只是授課

365
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,959
我想我們都同意那是他的下一步

366
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,669
我真替你高興

367
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,088
你的口才很好

368
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,425
而且這麼一來 你就沒有發表文章的壓力了

369
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,177
資金募得怎麼樣?

370
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,638
那是最重要的工作

371
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,016
對,沒錯,情況很順利
才剛起步,但很不錯

372
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:04,061
-起司泡芙?
-好,謝謝

373
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,729
我抵擋不了誘惑

374
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,815
席夢,他們請妳端東西給教職員吃嗎?

375
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,193
對,我靠這個半工半讀

376
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,988
去年我負責割草皮

377
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,740
起司泡芙?

378
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,325
不用,謝謝

379
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,785
真高興見到妳

380
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,120
希望妳能趕緊放下托盤,多讀點書

381
00:19:22,788 --> 00:19:24,790
謝了,丹尼,對

382
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,417
還有,席拉,也謝謝妳

383
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,920
你們看上去很登對,和往常一樣

384
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,089
不,才沒有,妳活像擱淺的人魚

385
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,050
妳在想什麼?穿亮片裝來這種聚會?

386
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,134
半工半讀?

387
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:42,015
在一個致力研究階級結構 與歷史不公的學系

388
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,434
窮學生再怎麼努力也沒用

389
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,729
而受眷顧的學生 可以睡一整個下午消除宿醉

390
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:50,190
-還能僱用家教?
-他又開始了

391
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,442
抱歉失陪了,我得去一下洗手間

392
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,027
好

393
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,571
太不公平了,你知道吧?

394
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:56,864
不好意思

395
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,200
席拉

396
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,662
嗨,曼道森教授

397
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,164
抱歉,我不確定是不是妳

398
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,293
不,感覺比較像妳要躲我

399
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,336
但妳也不是第一個嚇跑的女人

400
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,423
對,那是女同志笑話

401
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,091
我們很愛說笑,和一般人想的不同

402
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:22,681
雖然丹尼要離開了

403
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,018
如果妳準備好繼續進行碩士研究

404
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,186
我們可以商量看看

405
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,146
真是太感謝妳了

406
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,607
寶寶還是很需要我來照顧

407
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,066
哪一個寶寶?

408
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:37,446
我也許不該說這句話

409
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,782
但是我已經喝了兩杯葡萄酒

410
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,493
不如就大放厥詞吧

411
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,455
我真的超不爽

412
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,832
妳居然放棄自己在學術界的前途

413
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,418
就為了那個聒噪的蠢蛋

414
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,047
妳的潛力無限,未來不可限量

415
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,883
曼道森教授,謝謝妳這麼好心稱讚我

416
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,218
不,去他的好心

417
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,595
這裡沒有半個人在乎可惡的女性研究

418
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,430
我得錙銖必較

419
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:07,267
政治學卻拿到一大堆資源,而我...

420
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:14,816
這種點心好吃到不可思議,我抗拒不了

421
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,444
她當然抗拒不了,她連自己都無法控制

422
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:20,948
她是個寂寞的老女同志,自尊心蕩然無存

423
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:22,699
我去一下洗手間

424
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,160
但妳也沒好到哪裡去 妳今天吃下肚的食物

425
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:28,121
裹糖霜的糕點?算了吧
還是直接放棄吧妳

426
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,540
-起司泡芙?
-不要

427
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:35,671
妳以前曾是舉足輕重的大人物

428
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,048
現在妳只是個打扮得太隆重,人生走下坡

429
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:41,426
屁股還下垂的可悲廢物 嫁給一個過氣老頭

430
00:21:57,776 --> 00:21:58,652
(丹尼送別會)

431
00:21:58,735 --> 00:21:59,736
中大獎了

432
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:41,820
妳得離開了

433
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,823
很好,妳吃完了

434
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:48,952
這是最後一次,真的下不為例囉

435
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:50,746
現在妳知道該怎麼做

436
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:53,123
妳清楚知道該怎麼做

437
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,959
有人嗎?裡面有人嗎?

438
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,294
我馬上出來

439
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:04,092
妳要幫他贏下這場選舉,妳要搶救海浪

440
00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:09,806
“世上只有一樣東西比我們更有力量

441
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:14,686
不,不是雷根與他的好戰團隊
或布林姆與他的推土機

442
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:16,438
是海洋”

443
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:21,860
“儘管海洋充滿力量,卻也很脆弱

444
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:26,657
身為加州人,我們有義務與責任

445
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:30,327
歌頌並享受這片美麗海岸

446
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,037
以及保護它”

447
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:36,083
我叫做丹尼魯賓,我要競選州議員

448
00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,418
(搶救海浪)

449
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:41,380
這位是我美麗的妻子席拉 以及我們的女兒瑪雅

450
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,757
我們需要各位的支持

451
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:47,219
有你們幫忙,我們才能搶救海浪

452
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:50,973
搶救海浪...

453
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,933
妳要跟爸爸說晚安嗎?

454
00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:56,562
好,為了讓那進入...

455
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,814
對,天啊,我喜歡,太感人了

456
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:00,649
那是一場硬戰...

457
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,985
我真的請很多學生連署

458
00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:04,945
我好累

459
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,446
好...

460
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,115
妳當然會被反咬一口

461
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,741
今天和平常有何不同?

462
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,537
你覺得怎麼樣?

463
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,331
我欣賞他說的話

464
00:24:17,249 --> 00:24:18,250
但我不曉得

465
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,336
政客都那樣,不是嗎?說說而已

466
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:24,923
若我能幫你弄到一個他身邊的工作呢?

467
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:26,967
拍片的工作

468
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:31,805
協助他的競選活動,不用做你目前的工作

469
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,224
妳到底想怎樣?

470
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,894
前一分鐘,妳和布林姆合作

471
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,604
下一分鐘,妳又站在對立面

472
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,355
妳到底站在哪一邊?

473
00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,441
真的很難懂

474
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,151
活像《迷魂記》

475
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,361
是一部電影

476
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,114
我站在我自己這邊

477
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,324
好吧

478
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,161
那我得到拍片的工作

479
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:55,996
妳得到什麼?

480
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:04,171
好,但她得站在電扇旁的位置

481
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,090
抱歉

482
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,927
好,邦妮的小兔兔們,開始囉

483
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,263
往右邊,動起來

484
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:16,350
一、二、三、四、五、六

485
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,135
準備開始跳

486
00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:45,165
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