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Oh, yeah.
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You're up.
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Where am I?
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Drink your pink.
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That's Tyler. He's almost done.
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He makes these movies
about surfing sometimes.
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Just drink, don't think.
Where are you from?
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How did you get me in here? What--
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-What time is it?
-I'm asking the questions. Who is it?
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Studio Cindy? Body-by-the-Bay?
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Who the fuck sent you
to spy on my class and steal my moves?
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Nobody.
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I see you following me in my car.
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Was it Breem?
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Are you one of his Mormon morality spies?
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I said drink the pink. Finish it.
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What's in this?
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-Uh, sugar-free pink lemonade...
-Hmm.
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...and speed.
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Where the hell is my one-hitter?
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You have to put it
in the same place every time.
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Don't start with me.
I've been up all night.
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You guys live here in the mall?
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-She kinda sounds like a spy.
-I told you she might be a spy.
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This is my studio.
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I make movies about surfing sometimes.
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And sometimes we work late and crash.
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But we don't live here
'cause it's against the rules.
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Your one-hitter's above your head.
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At least somebody gets it.
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Now, if you ladies don't mind,
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I'm gonna get back to my work.
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Your work?
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What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
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Just because you bought a fucking
video camera with my fucking credit card
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doesn't make you a fucking movie director.
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You know what? I don't need this shit.
I don't need you not believing in me.
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We're gonna need money.
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Paid for the fucking video camera
with my fucking--
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Video World!
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Money.
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Give me a goddamn grand
or I tell my good friend John Breem
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there's two squatters
making porno in his mall
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and you're both kicked out on your asses.
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Get the coffee can.
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Seriously?
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Get the coffee can.
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Well, that was one of your weirder dreams.
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Although, hang on a second.
Why am I so...
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Oh, my God. You did it. You crazy--
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"We have flown the air like birds
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and swum the sea like fishes,
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but we have yet to learn the simple act
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of walking the earth like brothers."
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Who said that, huh? Who do you think?
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I don't know.
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Martin Luther Goddamn King Jr.
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Yeah.
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He's linking civil rights
with environmental rights.
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Challenging the agents of scientific
advance and economic development
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not to leave behind the needs
of a vulnerable planet in the process.
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Damn! I found it.
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The critical plank in my platform.
It's brilliant, right?
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Yeah.
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You don't look like it's brilliant.
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Oh, what? What-- What do I look like?
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Well, like you think I'm a phony,
but you don't wanna hurt my feelings.
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Honey, come on.
I-- I-- I'm just waking up. I'm sorry.
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You know, I'm trying to try things
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that might get me
this goddamn endorsement.
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Tell me again. Tell me again.
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Because you weren't listening?
That's great.
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I can't even get your attention.
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Why would I expect anyone of significance
to listen to me, huh?
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Why? All right.
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I didn't mean that--
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You know what the hell I meant, okay?
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Yeah, that's asshole for "I need help."
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I don't know,
I just think you need to simplify it.
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Come up with something...
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Dumb and catchy.
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Do some sloganeering, huh? "I like Ike."
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"Danny has a nice fanny."
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I don't know, maybe you're right.
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You know, it has been seven years
since I've woken up on a Monday morning
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without a class to teach
or even prep for and...
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I gotta tell you, the freedom, it is...
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It's freeing... I guess.
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What about you? What is your day like?
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You know, drop off and then--
then what happens after that?
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God forbid
you have anything valuable to do.
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'Cause I was thinking maybe--
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Maybe I'd tag along with you.
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We could do some more talking
and maybe we can do some brainstorming.
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Maya! Breakfast!
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You know, the two of us.
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You better come up with something.
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You can't have him on your ass all day.
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Babe.
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Uh, I think you--
you'd probably be really bored.
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I'm just doing housewife stuff.
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What? No, nonsense.
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I'm interested in what you get up to
when I'm at work, you know.
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You got a hot plumber
who comes by and services you.
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Go ahead.
Tell him you're fucking a plumber.
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It's better than what you really do.
Less disgusting.
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Today I am coming with, okay?
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I'm gonna be the peanut butter
on your sandwich.
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Cool.
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Oh, why don't you wait here?
I won't be long.
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Yeah. All right.
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995, 1,000.
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Okay. I'll just have to have my supervisor
come over and register these.
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Sorry?
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Oh, any cash deposit over a thousand
needs to be documented.
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It's just a formality.
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This bitch is on to you.
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We've got our signature fresh-baked
oatmeal cookies ready while you wait.
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Fatten you up before the slaughter.
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I, uh, I might act--
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You know, I forgot
I have a doctor's appointment,
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so I'm going to, um-- I'm gonna come back.
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Thank you.
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You know, I don't know if you know this,
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but burrito actually means
"little donkey."
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Yeah, probably 'cause like a donkey,
it could carry a lot of nourishment.
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And that was helpful
for our brother day laborers.
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You know,
they could go hours without any kind of--
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-Oh, hey.
Beat it, sluts.
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You ready to go, sweetie?
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Okay. Take care, girls.
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Whatever.
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You're driving? Okay. Yeah.
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So... ...where to
on this adventurous day of yours?
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I have to go to ballet class.
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You have to?
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If I want to get rid of you.
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I want to. It's how I keep my figure.
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I'll drop you home first.
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This is your chance
to get what you need. Don't fuck it up.
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Hey.
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Sup.
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Sup?
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She's cool.
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-Sup?
-She's cool.
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They think you're cool,
so just play it cool.
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Don't show your cards, you dumbass.
You need this guy.
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Good waves out there today?
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Why don't you tell me
what you're fucking here for?
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Swing and a miss, fatty.
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-I--
-You know we work really hard.
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I mean,
right now I'm not 'cause I'm surfing,
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but, like, when I'm not surfing,
I'm, like, working my ass off.
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So if you're just gonna, like,
keep taking things from us...
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I would like to come back
to Bunny's class.
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There's nothing else out there
quite like it.
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And what she does, it's special
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and made me feel...
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powerful.
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And I would like to continue to feel...
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-...that.
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Dude, seriously?
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While we still can.
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What does he mean while you still can?
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Like you don't know.
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Your friend Breem's
gonna dig up the river mouth,
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change the shape of the whole point,
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destroy our whole reason for living,
aka this wave.
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People think killer waves are some
God-given accident or some shit.
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Really? They are a fragile set
of geologic and oceanic factors.
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You fuck with one of them, it's all over.
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Anyway.
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As far as you coming back
to Bunny's class...
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not really seeing that in the clouds.
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You mean in the cards?
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I mean what I said.
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Later.
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Are you sure he said it was casual?
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I don't know what he said.
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I-- I asked you
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and you said he invited you
to a gathering at his house,
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-and then when I said, "Is it casual--"
-Who the fuck cares?
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I-- I'm sorry.
I am very nervous right now.
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I really need this endorsement.
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Okay, so who cares what you look like?
You look great. Okay?
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Holy shit. How big is this house?
It's like a hotel.
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-Hey! You made it.
-Hey.
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-Hi.
-Yeah.
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Welcome to our obnoxiously
un-humble abode.
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-Wow. Thank you.
-Unreal. Unreal. Yeah.
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Ernie Hauser. Pleasure to meet you.
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I'm an elbow tapper. Hygiene freak.
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Oh, yeah, sorry. This is my wife, Sheila,
and this is our daughter, Maya.
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-Hey, Maya. Hi. Hello.
-Hi.
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Allow me to introduce you
to my wife, Greta.
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-Greta-Gret-Gretty!
-Oh.
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Uh, we actually know each other
from the kids' preschool.
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Yeah, great!
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Oh, so you're one of Greta's
volunteer army draftees?
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No, she usually just
drops her daughter off and leaves.
201
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-Oh. Okay.
202
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-You like margaritas?
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I do.
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My girl makes a great one.
Why don't you come over here?
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-Go get a margarita.
-See ya.
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Uh, I had no idea--
How rich we are?
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Yeah. It's crazy. I know.
208
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Yeah, and, uh, who your husband was.
209
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Oh, I told you,
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and I told you again 'cause
you weren't listening the first time.
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Oh, or the second time either,
I guess.
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Pinky's hungry. She wanna eat.
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Oh.
214
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,875
Well, I think all the kids
are in the TV room.
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You wanna get some food
for Pinky in there?
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-Yes.
-Okay. Okay, let's go. Come on.
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Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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A long time ago in the
middle of the forest lived two children.
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The boy was named Hansel.
220
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I'm Hansel.
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And the girl was named Gretel.
I'm Gretel.
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God, this place is enormous.
223
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Who needs a house this big?
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Someone with an ass that big.
225
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Oh, no. You're caught.
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Now you've got to make nice
with those guzzling gossipy...
227
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That's quite the setup over there.
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I've never seen a TV that big.
It's like a drive-in.
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That's Ernie. You know, he has
to have the newest model of everything.
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If it's the biggest one,
Ernie has to have it.
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I'm still trying to get Steven
to let me have a microwave.
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He thinks they cause cancer.
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Hmm, well,
we've been using ours for popcorn.
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-No oil, no mess.
-Nice.
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If I can cook a hot dog in ten
seconds, I'll take a little cancer risk.
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Why would they allow it in the home
if it wasn't safe?
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Other than corporate greed
and government ineptitude?
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This is why you keep
your thoughts to yourself, you freak.
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You guys moved here from Berkeley, right?
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Yeah.
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No oil, no mess.
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No oil.
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00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,411
Oh, God.
He's bombing worse than you are.
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Excuse me.
245
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,794
Nobody said that you weren't good enough.
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That was the message, Sheila.
Loud and clear.
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"Pack up, you stupid hippie Jew.
Pack up and get out."
248
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And now I have to face those fuckers
at the dean's house tomorrow.
249
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What am I gonna say?
250
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You know, pretty soon
the checks are gonna stop.
251
00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,685
And how long can we afford
to live off our savings, huh?
252
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,978
What savings? There's none.
253
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,688
Hello! It's not a rhetorical question.
254
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,899
It's fine. I just have to
check my books and do some math.
255
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,527
No, you don't. There's nothing.
You're a liar. Nothing.
256
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,446
Can you please just tell me
what Ernie said?
257
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:45,242
Yeah,
so I can relive the humiliation? Great.
258
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,827
No. So I know, and I can help.
259
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:51,748
Okay, well, he said that he didn't
think that I was candidate material.
260
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:57,045
In fact, I strike him as more
of a behind-the-scenes or strategy guy.
261
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,425
So, you know what? He just needs
a little convincing. That's all.
262
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,343
Why invite me there
if you're just gonna say no?
263
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,929
Something changed. Something happened.
264
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,639
You happened, you fuckup.
265
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,641
And you know what? We're gonna
make some changes around here.
266
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:13,520
No more extras, no more ballet
until I figure things out. Okay?
267
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,981
I think we pull Maya
out of that nursery school.
268
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,524
That's expensive, right?
269
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,568
No, it's-- it's not, actually.
It's a co-op.
270
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,737
Well, it's gotta cost something, Sheila.
271
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,322
We have to do something.
272
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,407
And by we, he means you.
273
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,826
Time to fix this mess.
274
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,956
Good morning, everyone.
275
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,667
Morning.
Everything okay with Maya?
276
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,211
Yeah.
277
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,505
I'm here to volunteer.
278
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:42,382
Oh, welcome. The more the merrier.
279
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,927
Uh, uh,
Greta coordinates co-op assignments.
280
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,011
Mm-hmm.
281
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,138
Morning.
282
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,641
I just wanted to pitch in.
283
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,892
Yeah. Okay.
284
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,270
Um, we could use some help in the sandbox.
285
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,439
-Mm-hmm.
-Raking out raccoon turds.
286
00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,733
Oh, that sounds...
287
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,485
-Punitive. Hostile.
-...good.
288
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,490
Of course, Helen's not here yet,
so I could always put her on turd duty.
289
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,701
-And you could help me in song circle.
-Okay.
290
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:12,996
And then we could just, like,
go to breakfast after or whatever.
291
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,122
Great.
292
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,333
Song circle time!
-Okay.
293
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,253
How about the "I love my body" song today?
294
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,629
-Great.
295
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,633
-♪ I love my... ♪
Feet!
296
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,344
♪ Oh, yes, I do ♪
297
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,891
♪ I love the funky cool things
They can do ♪
298
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,935
Is this what they do all day?
Good God.
299
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:38,146
♪ I'm gonna show 'em and grow 'em ♪
300
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,732
♪ And let the whole world know 'em ♪
301
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:45,028
♪ 'Cause they're a part of me and you ♪
302
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,281
♪ I love my... ♪
303
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,574
Bagina.
304
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,659
♪ Oh, yes, I do ♪
305
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,956
♪ I love the funky cool things it can do ♪
306
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,082
That's my son.
307
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,503
♪ I'm gonna show it and grow it ♪
308
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,881
♪ And let the whole world know it ♪
309
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,466
And by the time I meet Ernie,
you know, he's just an engineer.
310
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,927
And everyone would fall asleep
whenever he said whatever he did.
311
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,637
They were like, "Polyurethane compounds?"
312
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:13,015
It's like, "What's that? Snooze fest."
313
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,851
Anyway, somehow he has the foresight
to, like, patent this technology.
314
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,270
You're not touching that cinnamon bun.
315
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,314
I mean, I honestly
don't even think he had any idea
316
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,690
how many applications it would have.
317
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,318
You know, like aerospace
and, like, skateboard wheels.
318
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,403
Well, now everyone thinks
he's so interesting, right?
319
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:30,115
Like influential, but it's hilarious.
He's just the same old Ernie to me.
320
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:33,035
Oh, he actually reminds me a lot of Danny.
321
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,495
He-- He's a real innovator too.
322
00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:39,583
First time I met him, he was standing
on a milk crate with a megaphone.
323
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,834
-You have to try a bite of this.
324
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,128
That stall is better
than any bakery I've ever been to.
325
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,172
Oh, no. Thank you.
326
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,423
Seriously, this is the best I've ever had.
327
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,799
Don't let her distract you.
328
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:50,427
I know Danny admires your husband
enormously,
329
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,014
especially with all of his success
not changing his politics.
330
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,098
Just a bite.
331
00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:56,767
You won't regret it.
332
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,145
You already regret it.
But what choice do you have?
333
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:02,523
She's not gonna let it go
until you eat it.
334
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,361
Fuck! That's good.
335
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,781
Woman knows her buns.
I'll give her that.
336
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,578
I just wish I could help you
with Ernie's endorsement,
337
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,080
but he doesn't listen to a word I say.
338
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:22,125
Um, but we're working on that in therapy.
339
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,753
Anyway. I hope that's not why
you're being nice to me. So...
340
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,590
In for a penny, in for a pound.
341
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,426
Now get your fat ass to class
before you explode.
342
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,220
Grapevine to the right!
343
00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:40,602
And at the knees.
344
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,568
Clap. Clap.
345
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,530
High knees!
346
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,828
And clap.
347
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,039
Higher knees! Let me hear you.
348
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,667
-Whoo! Whoo!
349
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,759
I'm sorry. This class is full.
350
00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:15,846
There seems to be plenty of space
back here.
351
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:20,100
It's at capacity. And if I exceed capacity
then I get in trouble.
352
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,436
And if I get in trouble
then I get kicked out.
353
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,354
Anyone want me to get kicked out?
354
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:25,522
No.
355
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,399
Then I'm afraid you need to go.
356
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,985
Sheila.
357
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,069
Sheil.
358
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,615
Sheila. Isn't that right, Sheila?
359
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,991
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah.
360
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,618
-Yeah, she inspired me.
-Yeah.
361
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,785
You know what I mean?
362
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,662
It's time to get out there
in the real world.
363
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:43,373
Make political history
instead of just teaching it.
364
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,959
Well... ...I think we had
agreed that would be the next chapter.
365
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,669
I'm happy for you.
366
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,088
You always had the gift of gab.
367
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,425
And this way, you no longer have
the pressure to publish.
368
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,177
How's fundraising going?
369
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,638
I mean, that is the main job.
370
00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:01,016
Yeah, it is, and it's going really well.
It's just getting going, but yeah, great.
371
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:04,061
-Cheese puff?
-Ah, yes, thank you.
372
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,729
-I can't resist these.
373
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,815
Simone,
they have you serving food to the faculty?
374
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,193
Yeah. Uh, this is my, uh, my work-study.
375
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,988
You know, last year I had
lawn maintenance, so...
376
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,740
Oh, um, cheese puff?
377
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,325
Uh, no, thank you.
378
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,785
Well, it's good to see you.
379
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,120
I hope you can get that tray down soon.
Maybe get some reading done.
380
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,790
Thanks, Danny. Yeah, um.
381
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:27,417
Oh, and, um, you too, Sheila.
382
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,920
You guys look great, um, as per usual.
383
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,089
No, you don't.
You look like a beached mermaid.
384
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,050
What were you thinking?
Sequins in this crowd?
385
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:42,015
In a department dedicated to studying
class structures and historic injustices,
386
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,434
the poor students are set up to fail
387
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,729
while the privileged kids can just
sleep off their hangovers all afternoon?
388
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:50,190
-Hire tutors?
-And he's off.
389
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,442
Please excuse me.
I'm just gonna look for the restroom.
390
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,571
That's bullshit, you know that, right?
391
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:56,864
Excuse me.
392
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,200
Sheila.
393
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,662
Hi, Professor Mendelson.
394
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:06,164
I'm sorry, I j--
I wasn't sure if that was you.
395
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,293
No, it felt like
you were running away from me.
396
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,336
Not that you'd be the first woman
that ever did.
397
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,423
Yep. That's a lesbian joke.
398
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,091
We do make them
contrary to popular belief.
399
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:22,681
You know, despite Danny's, um, departure,
400
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,018
if you're ever ready to resume
your graduate work,
401
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,186
I think we could figure that out.
402
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,146
Ah. That's so kind of you.
403
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,607
The baby still needs
a lot of my attention so...
404
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,066
Which one?
405
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:37,446
You know,
I probably shouldn't say this,
406
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:41,533
but, uh, I've already had
two glasses of wine, so, hmm.
407
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,203
Here we go.
408
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,455
It really burns me up
409
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,832
that you would give up
your own academic prospects
410
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,418
for that motormouth potato.
411
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,047
You had so much potential,
so much to offer.
412
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,883
That's so kind of you,
Professor Mendelson--
413
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,218
No, fuck kind.
414
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,595
I mean, nobody around here
gives a damn about women's studies,
415
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,430
and I have to fight
for every nickel and dime.
416
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:07,267
Meanwhile, poli-sci is beating off
resources with sticks. And I--
417
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:09,686
Oh.
418
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:14,816
These are amazing and ridiculous,
and I can't say no.
419
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,444
Of course she can't.
She can't control herself at all.
420
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:20,948
She's a lonely old lesbian
without a shred of self-respect left.
421
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,200
-I'm just gonna look for the restroom.
Mm.
422
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,160
Not that you're any better.
The road you're on today.
423
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:28,121
Pastries with icing? Give up.
You might as well just give up.
424
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,540
Cheese puff?
-No!
425
00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:35,671
You used to be someone of consequence.
Someone who mattered.
426
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,048
Now you're just an overdressed,
over-the-hill,
427
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:41,426
saggy-ass sad sack
married to yesterday's news.
428
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,152
Jackpot.
429
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:41,820
You need to go.
430
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,823
That's it. You're done now.
431
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:48,952
That's the last time, the very last time.
432
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:50,746
And now you know what to do.
433
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:53,123
You know exactly what to do.
434
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,959
Hello? Is somebody in there?
435
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,294
I'll be right out.
436
00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:04,092
You're gonna help him win this thing.
You're gonna save our wave.
437
00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:09,806
"There's only one thing
more powerful than we are.
438
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:14,686
No, it's not Reagan and his warmongers,
or Breem and his bulldozers.
439
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:16,438
It's the ocean."
440
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:21,860
"As powerful as it is, it is also fragile.
441
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:26,657
It is our duty,
our calling as Californians
442
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:30,327
who celebrate and enjoy
this beautiful coastline,
443
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,037
to protect it."
444
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:36,083
My name is Danny Rubin
and I am running for State Assembly.
445
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:41,380
This is my beautiful wife, Sheila,
and our daughter, Maya.
446
00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,757
We'd really love to have your support
447
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:47,219
because with your help
we can save our wave.
448
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:50,973
Save our wave! Save our wave!
449
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,933
You wanna say good night to Daddy?
450
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,814
Yes. Oh, my gosh.
I love it. It's so beautiful.
451
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:00,649
That was a battle. That was a battle.
452
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,401
I really--
I really petitioned a lot of students...
453
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,945
-Ow!
I'm tired.
454
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,446
Okay. Okay.
455
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,115
Of course you get kicked in the twat.
456
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,741
Why should today be any different?
457
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,537
So, what did you think?
458
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,331
I mean, I like what he had to say.
459
00:24:17,249 --> 00:24:18,250
But I don't know.
460
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,336
That's what politicians do, right?
Say stuff.
461
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:24,923
What if I told you
I could get you a gig with him?
462
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:26,967
A film gig.
463
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:31,805
Supporting his campaign
instead of doing what you're doing.
464
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,224
What the hell's your deal?
465
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:36,894
I mean, like,
one minute you're working with Breem,
466
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,604
and then you're, like,
with the opposition.
467
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,355
Like, whose side are you on?
468
00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,441
It's fucking confusing.
469
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,151
It's like Vertigo.
470
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,361
The movie.
471
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:49,114
I'm on my side.
472
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,324
Okay.
473
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,828
So I get a video gig.
474
00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:55,996
What do you get?
475
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:04,171
Fine, but she stands over there
by the fan.
476
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,090
Sorry.
477
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,927
Okay, bunnies. Let's get going!
478
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,263
And take it to the right!
479
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:16,350
And one, two, three, four, five, six.
480
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,135
Let's do this thing!