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[Sheila] And five, six, seven, eight.
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Clap, punch, kick. Clap, punch, kick.
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Clap, punch, kick.
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[Danny groans]
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[Sheila] And sweep up.
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Up.
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Up and out of bed, you lazy bitch.
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["Point of No Return" playing]
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[kisses, imitates tickle sound]
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[music continues]
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[music continues]
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[music ends]
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-[panting]
-[chattering]
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[Sheila] And just like that,
it's over and you're you again.
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Just another sweaty bitch sitting
on your fat ass waiting for the next one.
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How long until you get back here?
What's it gonna take?
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[aerobics students chattering, laughing]
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Get more. More time, more money.
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-[Bunny] Just get the damn toilet paper.
-Time. Money.
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Time. Money.
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[pants] You ever think about
getting another teacher?
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You lead every class.
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You can't grow your business.
You should get another teacher.
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You mean like you?
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[panting]
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Of all the conceited yuppie, asshole crap.
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You've been in classes for,
like, two weeks.
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But I've been in dance my whole life.
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I don't give a squirt of shit.
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You stole from us and now you're, like,
begging to teach at my studio.
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Pretty sure you're just a total psycho.
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I'm a woman, and I was in trouble.
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I needed money.
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I didn't have a way to get my own.
I still don't.
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I'm supposed to feel sorry for you
'cause you didn't rob us good enough.
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Now I'm supposed to let you
rob my students too?
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I would bring in my own students,
help your business grow.
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Just like you got Tyler a job.
But he hasn't heard shit.
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You're just like his porn directors.
Overpromising and under-delivering.
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[chuckles] I don't know, Bunny.
Isn't delivering kind of all they do?
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I'm not talking about fucking.
I'm talking about paying.
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I would deliver to both of you.
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What do you got to lose?
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[Tyler] She could be right.
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Isn't, like, passive income
the American dream?
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Like sitting back, a beer and a joint,
letting the little man bring it on home.
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[nails tapping]
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One try, one class, one time.
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But ditch the ballet slippers.
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It's a workout, not a recital.
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And, um, bring some toilet paper.
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I can't afford another trip to the gyno.
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Have that.
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[Danny] All we need are a thousand voters'
signatures and then we are on the ballot.
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-[Simone] Whoo!
-[students cheering]
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Okay, so the only bummer is that
we don't really have so much time, okay.
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So we've really got to hit it to the max.
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Um, your locations should be
on your clipboards.
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Um, Sheila, if you wanna--
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-Oh. Sorry.
-[Simone] The clipboards.
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Uh, remember, voters,
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they need to write their names
exactly as they're registered, okay.
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And they can only sign for themselves.
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[Danny] Yeah.
So, you know, be on the lookout
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for any Mickey Mouses,
Clark Kents, Jim Browns.
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[Simone] Oh, definitely.
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Saboteurs can, like, completely
invalidate your entire petition
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with one wrong name or date.
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Plus, oh, um, don't forget blue ink only.
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-Say it with me.
-[students] Blue ink only.
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[Sheila] Good Lord.
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[Danny] And I--
If I may, just for a second,
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I know a lot of you heard me say in class
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that democracy only works
when we participate in it.
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I'll tell you what I see
in my living room right now.
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[Sheila] Coeds with visible nipples?
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Democracy at work.
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We may not have the money
the other guys have.
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But I'll tell you what, we have you.
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People who believe in the process
and their place in it.
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So, uh, from the bottom of my heart,
thank you very much.
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All right, let's get out there.
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Let's fucking shred those talking points,
all right.
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Danny is the democratically endorsed
candidate leading Save Our Wave.
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-[students cheering]
-Whoo!
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[Danny] All right. [chuckles]
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Oh, God.
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[crunches]
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Great turnout, babe.
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Yeah, I gotta say
it feels pretty good, you know.
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I knew I was liked. I didn't know
I was this liked. [chuckles]
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[Sheila] You thought you were this liked.
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Hey, how do you feel about
hitting up the, uh, the co-op?
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-You know, Simone and I--
-"Simone and I"?
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We're thinking that could be good
because they already know you there.
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And then there's that stretch of park
right by Maya's school--
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I wasn't planning on
hitting the pavements.
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What? Babe, we all gotta do our part.
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Are you getting signatures?
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Uh, no. I'm the candidate.
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That would really hurt my legitimacy.
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And plus, Simone and I are gonna
sit down and powwow some--
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some strategic ideas, so.
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I have Maya, babe. I--
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And a fucking life.
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You'll figure it out, I guess.
Right? [chuckles]
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These crackers are incredible,
if I can just say that, so.
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I gotta dash out. Love you, okay. [kisses]
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-All right, you ready?
-Yeah, let's go.
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[Maya] Mommy.
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Coming.
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[Sheila] Hi, Greta.
I'm so sorry to bother you.
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I was hoping for a favor.
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Is there any chance
you could watch Maya today?
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I hate to ask, but I have to collect
voter signatures for Danny.
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All hands on deck for the campaign.
[chuckles]
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His opponent's in the pocket
of big business funded by John Breem.
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Los Angelization, here we come.
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And not to get all gnarly,
but the development would kill the wave.
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Nothing but malls and chain stores
up and down our beautiful coast.
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Any interest
giving a "fuck you" to the man?
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Say no to capitalist thugs, not drugs.
Am I right?
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I would love to, but I can't right now.
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But Danny and I both agree
that it should be legal.
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Danny's been arrested.
And he spent the night in jail.
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Yeah, we both did.
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Protesting the war of aggression
in Vietnam, and we'd do it again.
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There's tons of cool, young women.
It's a really happening vibe.
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It's like you're a better mom,
you have more patience, more time. Uh--
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Ten for him. None for you.
You're a total fucking bust.
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[boy] Jesus, please bless this food.
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Let it nourish and strengthen our bodies
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to help Timothy
handle the bullies at school
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who, I hope, find it in their hearts
to love him more.
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And help our volleyball team
crush Rancho Palmas tonight
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to clinch the Avocado League.
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And also, to give Mother the energy
to inspire the workers
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to construct her walk-in closet
correctly this time.
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And, of course, give Father
the courage and the foresight
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to keep building a better America
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where honest, strong and loving
families like ours come first.
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-Amen.
-[all] Amen.
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Beautiful words, my son.
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I'm grateful to you for them,
and I am grateful for...
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For, um...
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[Sheila] What is he even praying for?
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He already owns everything
he lays his eyes on.
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How much money does one man need?
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-For all of you.
-[chuckles]
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Let's eat.
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[Bunny speaking Arabic]
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[speaks Arabic] Bye.
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Eavesdrop much?
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No, I was just wanting to talk to you
about my class.
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What about it? You got ten students yet?
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Ten? Oh, uh, is that the number
that we've settled on?
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Well, has to be ten bodies or over
to make it worth my while.
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Great. No problem.
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And remember to get a solid ten,
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you gotta confirm 20
to account for the flake rate.
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Huh.
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Twenty? You barely had 20 people
to invite to your wedding.
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[Bunny] Oh, and Sheila,
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bring some damn toilet paper.
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[Sheila] If you don't have students,
you don't have a class.
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And if you don't have a class then
you might as well just be one of them.
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[people chewing]
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Ugh. Shoveling chicken fried cheese,
fat noodle, pizza,
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doughnut, corn dog,
cream pie fat into your face
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until you're exploding all over your--
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What in God's name?
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Sweetie? What-- What are you doing here?
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Hey. We were on our way to the library.
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It was story time, I swear. And then
they got cranky 'cause I forgot snacks,
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and then I got cranky
'cause I forgot snacks.
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So we-- we got snacks. [chuckles]
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[Sheila] That's not a snack.
That's two adult-sized meals.
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Oh. Oh, it's fine. Really.
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Are you here collecting signatures
in a leotard?
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Oh. Uh, no. I just, um...
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I was getting signatures
and then I had to, um--
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Well, I didn't have to, but--
It's kind of embarrassing.
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She's halfway through a corn dog.
You think she's judging you?
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I've been doing aerobics classes.
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Teaching, in fact.
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Starting tomorrow. I love it.
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You're teaching exercise classes.
That's amazing.
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You're amazing.
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I really love how it makes me feel awake.
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Oh, yeah, right. That sounds great.
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Usually, I'm so tired.
I'm, like, half dead.
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One time, Ernie and I tried
[whispers] cocaine
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but it just ended up making me
[whispers] hit the shitter.
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So I tried jogging.
196
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And then I--
I thought about stopping a lot, so I did.
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You should try aerobics.
You might like it.
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I should, right? Yeah, I might.
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You-- Do you think
I'd stick out like a sore thumb?
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[Sheila] She'll stick out like
her fat ass. You can't let this happen.
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00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,569
No.
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-Okay.
-[Sheila chuckles]
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I've counted 1,108 signatures.
I think-- I think we're good.
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[Danny] Yeah, that is good.
205
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,168
We're, you know,
we're about halfway there.
206
00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,712
What? Halfway? We--
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We only need a thousand
to get on the ballot.
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00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,218
[Danny] Yeah,
we need a thousand verified signatures.
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00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:20,055
You need double that just to cancel out
any dupes or unregistered voters.
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00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,391
But, yeah, we're close.
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00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,102
[Sheila] You're not close. You're
right back where you fucking started.
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00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,063
-Oh, shit.
-[cries]
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00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,858
-Oh. Honey, it's okay. It's okay.
-[Danny] Oh, shit. Sweetie.
214
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,777
-[sighs] Take her away.
-I got it.
215
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,821
It's okay. We can be done.
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00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,197
[sighs]
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She's crabby all the time lately.
Do you think something's wrong with her?
218
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,997
No, kids just get crabby.
219
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,249
You're just never here this much.
220
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Okay, well, she's not the only one.
221
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I mean, if there's a problem
with the signatures, I can--
222
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No, no, I-- I just, uh--
I know my daughter and she's fine.
223
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-Hey. Hi. Hey. Sorry, it was open.
-Oh, hi.
224
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,099
Oh, gosh. You guys make domesticity
look so fucking sexy, I swear.
225
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,893
[all chuckling]
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00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:06,977
You want coffee?
227
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,939
Oh, yeah, I'd fucking murder for some
coffee and for some more clipboards.
228
00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:13,317
You know, um, I actually got
some of the marine bio heads
229
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to start collecting sigs for us,
230
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,237
and I only barely had to use my sexuality.
231
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[chuckles] Barely.
Did you hear that, Sheil?
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I did. Yeah.
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[Sheila] And it wasn't funny.
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[Simone] Well, I mean,
all hands on deck, right?
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Oh, um, Sheil,
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I was just wondering,
do you have any, like,
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I don't know, tennis friends
or, like, mom friends
238
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,918
who would be willing to help us out?
239
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,836
Uh, yeah, let me think.
240
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,671
Sheila's never had any female friends.
241
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,799
That's not true.
242
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,635
Oh. No, it's-- it's totally cool.
243
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,719
It was just a thought.
244
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:44,848
You know, I-- I also struggle
to connect with other women as well.
245
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,893
Or at least they struggled
to connect with me.
246
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:48,977
Aw.
247
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:52,981
I hope you like it sweet.
248
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:54,983
Oh, thank you.
249
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,027
[Sheila] No students, no time.
250
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,197
Just him and Simone.
251
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:04,618
And Greta who moves like a puddle of mayo
will be the only one in class.
252
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,288
And you won't even break a fucking sweat
in your old ass ballet shoes.
253
00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:11,875
Ballet shoes, ballet shoes, ballet shoes,
254
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,878
ballet shoes, ballet shoes, ballet sh--
255
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,506
I love your place. It's so atmospheric.
256
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,759
You're the first student of mine
who hasn't been here.
257
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,970
What brings you by now?
258
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,805
[whirring]
259
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:28,392
I was so sad to see you
close your ballet studio!
260
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,643
[whirring continues]
261
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,520
Did you find a new space yet?
262
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,397
Nope. Nothing I can afford.
263
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:38,068
Well, uh, I was really at a loss
without your classes.
264
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,696
-Um--
-[whirring]
265
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,783
-Until I found aerobics at-- at the mall.
-[whirring stops]
266
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,537
What mall? John Breem's new development?
267
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,039
The man who pushed me out
and destroyed my business?
268
00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,917
Oh, I, uh, maybe. I'm so-- I don't know.
269
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,212
Yeah, of course it is. He's everywhere.
270
00:13:57,296 --> 00:14:02,134
Oh. Well, um, regardless,
I think you would really enjoy aerobics.
271
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,386
It's inspired by ballet,
only the moves are faster.
272
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,346
-[gulping]
-That's why I came by.
273
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,057
I wanted to invite you, and also
any of your other former students
274
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:11,602
if they may be interested, to my class.
275
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,354
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're-- you're teaching a class?
276
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,606
You're teaching a class?
277
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,690
Yeah.
278
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,942
[woman chuckles] Okay.
279
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,613
I didn't know you liked people enough
to do that.
280
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,448
What? No, I like people.
281
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,826
I'm a... [stammers] ...big fan of people.
282
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,871
You never said hello.
You never made eye contact, ever.
283
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:34,124
Oh... [stammers] ...I was probably
concentrating on my form.
284
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,503
So were all these people right here.
285
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,006
And yet they remembered
that I exist afterwards
286
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,050
and they still keep in touch.
287
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,927
And not just because they want something.
288
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,054
[stammers]
289
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:51,099
Not only did you never come
to any of my get-togethers,
290
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:56,104
it was like you didn't even hear me
inviting you, you know?
291
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:59,399
And my Cinco de Mayo parties
are, like, legend.
292
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,151
[Sheila] Oh, I--
293
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,738
I'm sorry. [chuckles] I have a daughter,
and I-- I'm full-time with--
294
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,157
Sure, sure, sure. Parenting.
You invented it.
295
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:09,993
Okay, uh, Abigail.
296
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,246
I've obviously offended you
somehow at some point,
297
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,164
-so I'll just, uh, see myself out.
-[phone ringing]
298
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,666
[sighs] Oh.
299
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,544
Oh, you know-- you know what?
300
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,588
-Um, word of advice on your new calling.
-[ringing continues]
301
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:25,342
Bitchy may play in LA
but not in the coastal communities.
302
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,802
-Okay?
-[ringing continues]
303
00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:29,012
[Sheila] She's doling out advice?
304
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,849
She's chugging colada
straight from the fucking blender.
305
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:35,102
She doesn't deserve those contacts.
You do. See ya, bitch.
306
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,233
[line ringing]
307
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,528
Oh, hi.
It's Sheila Rubin from ballet class.
308
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,614
The studio's been closed for weeks,
and, I mean, if you're like me,
309
00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:51,451
you probably feel a little lousy
without purpose, weighed down...
310
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,996
And that's why you need my class.
311
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,081
And that's why you need my class.
312
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,916
And that's why you need my class.
313
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:03,755
You'll be amazed
by how quickly it transforms you.
314
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,092
After just one class,
you can feel it happening.
315
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,719
You becoming you again.
316
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:13,140
[man on TV] I'm wrangling
and harnessing our power
317
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:18,478
to influence every situation
with intention and purpose.
318
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,355
If we can harness the strength...
319
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:21,899
[Sheila] Holy shit, it's Jack.
320
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,110
...of our animal nature,
our primal shriek, if you will.
321
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:28,322
Uh, wrangling it critically,
as only humans do,
322
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,699
we can convert impulse to order
and streamline...
323
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:31,992
[Sheila] Oh, God.
324
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,745
You used to fuck
that bolo-tie-wearing buffoon.
325
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:38,123
But first, and if I can address
the viewers at home,
326
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,792
you need to admit it.
327
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,294
Believe it.
328
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,795
[Sheila]
Is anyone really buying this shit?
329
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,380
[Jack] You have the power
to carve your own path.
330
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:50,719
You have the ability to be a visionary
who pushes us all forward.
331
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,304
It all starts with you.
332
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,473
[scoffs, chuckles]
333
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,517
-Is something funny?
-Excuse me?
334
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,853
You seemed, uh, drawn to his teaching,
but then you laughed.
335
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,064
Uh, yeah.
336
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:06,568
Well, I mean, no, I wasn't drawn.
I just, um, I know him in real life.
337
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:07,486
Oh.
338
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,614
You have one?
339
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,451
What one? Uh, a husband?
340
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,161
Yeah, I have a husband.
341
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,412
I meant a color TV.
342
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,957
-[chuckles]
-I know you have a husband.
343
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,961
Oh, right, yes. The ring.
344
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,253
Not the ring. I know who you are.
345
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,798
You're Sheila Rubin.
346
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,342
I saw the, uh, Save Our Wave coverage.
347
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,594
Smart way to launch a campaign.
348
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,432
But it won't be enough.
349
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:40,435
You can't stop progress. [chuckles]
350
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:42,771
Though I'm not sure you want to.
351
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,947
I'm late. [softly] Bye.
352
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,285
[Jack] Guess what, Bill.
353
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,954
I believed. And I took it.
354
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,667
And I know you booked me on the show,
but this is something that I manifested.
355
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,140
Right on.
356
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,225
I have to take, like, an epic shit.
This is killer.
357
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:23,270
-I'm happy to be of service.
-Right on.
358
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,440
Oh, I gotta show you,
I sliced together some dynamic B-roll.
359
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,026
Should be, like, truly impactful
for Save Our Wave.
360
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,904
Yeah, sure. I'd love to see it.
361
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,281
Right on. Wanna check it out after class?
362
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,659
Yeah, well, I can't today,
but, uh, I could tomorrow.
363
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,704
[slurps]
364
00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,249
You know, I built this studio alone.
365
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,045
I climbed over dicks and went through
asses because I had a dream.
366
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,215
A clean studio
with a bitchin' sound system.
367
00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:54,259
If you screw this up, you're done here.
368
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:56,053
You're not welcome back.
369
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,721
Duly noted.
370
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,642
[slurping]
371
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,237
[Sheila] You should've never let her come.
372
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,780
She's gonna be destroyed.
373
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,823
But here we go.
374
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,493
-Thank you all for coming.
-[chattering]
375
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,620
This is gonna be great.
376
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:27,334
Just follow along and you'll--
you'll get it. [sighs]
377
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,383
[cassette deck clicks]
378
00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:42,516
I'm sorry. Does anyone know
how this-- these speakers work?
379
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,268
You have to press "power."
380
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:50,732
Thanks.
381
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,318
["Just Can't Get Enough" playing]
382
00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:54,903
Let's do this thing.
383
00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:00,659
Five, six, seven, eight.
To the right. Two, three.
384
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,246
Oh, sorry, so the-- Your left.
So let's do it again.
385
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,624
Okay. I meant your left. [chuckles]
386
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,878
Five, six, seven, eight. To the right.
387
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:13,630
I mean, left. Sh-- Sorry.
Let me do that again. Okay.
388
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:17,176
Five, six, seven, eight. To the left.
Two, three.
389
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:21,305
Back, two, three. Back, two, three.
390
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,432
Back. To the right.
391
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,601
To the left.
392
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:28,520
And punch, and punch,
and sweep to the right.
393
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,607
Oh, I meant left. Sweep, sweep.
394
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,318
Toss, toss, toss. March it out.
395
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:36,987
March it out. That's it.
396
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,031
[music continues]
397
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,282
March it out.
398
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,617
And out.
399
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,870
That's right. And up.
400
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,249
Two, up, up. One, two, up, up.
401
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,044
One, two, up, up. One.
402
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,754
That's it. Okay.
403
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,758
[Sheila] You're nothing.
Worse than nothing.
404
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:02,012
-You're a ghost. A fat ghost.
-[music distorts]
405
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:06,642
The world's first fat fucking ghost.
406
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:10,187
Fat fucking ghost.
407
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,522
Fat use--
408
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,941
Don't look in my eyes. Look in yours.
409
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:16,276
-[music continues]
-Find you.
410
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,779
Every ugly thought
you've ever had about yourself,
411
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,240
your body, your right to be here.
412
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,033
Use it. Let it fuel you.
413
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,955
Only you have the power to change you.
Are you ready to change?
414
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,581
[women] Whoo!
415
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,583
-Starting right now.
-[woman] Whoo!
416
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,502
-Are you ready to change?
-[woman] Yes! Yes!
417
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:36,338
-Let's do this thing!
-[women cheering]
418
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,757
Okay! Let's punch it out, ladies!
419
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:41,802
Punch, punch, punch,
punch, punch, punch!
420
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,347
[grunts]
421
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:46,431
Punch!
422
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,518
Punch, punch, punch, punch!
423
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:50,686
[music fades]
424
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,355
-[woman 1] Great class, Sheila.
-[sighs]
425
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:54,815
[woman 2] Such a great class.
426
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,609
Didn't think you could do that.
427
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,528
I know. [pants] It helped.
428
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:00,612
[Bunny] Nice to see that.
429
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,948
People usually wanna be coddled
in this country.
430
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,950
You're not from here?
431
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,243
No one's from here, really.
432
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:10,956
But if you want a teaching spot,
it's yours.
433
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,332
[chuckles]
434
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,126
Wow.
435
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,586
And I should give you your cut.
436
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:22,676
That's it?
437
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,845
Well, I take 60%.
438
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:29,266
You're using my moves, my studio.
439
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:31,727
Welcome to America. None of this is yours.
440
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:50,329
[sniffing, sobbing]
441
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,499
Hey.
442
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,418
[chuckles]
443
00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:00,088
-[sniffs]
-The first class is always the hardest.
444
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:03,217
Oh, no. Mm-mmm. I'm not like you. [sniffs]
445
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:05,928
I can't keep up...
446
00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,681
or blend in or wear a leotard.
447
00:23:09,765 --> 00:23:12,100
Oh, my God. I look like
a fricking beached whale. [sniffles]
448
00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:15,103
[Sheila] Once they're on the beach,
they're done for. Just leave her.
449
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,522
I wanna, like-- [sniffs]
450
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:19,316
I wanna own my pain... [sniffs] ...you know?
451
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,360
But I don't know, sometimes I--
452
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,158
[Greta sobbing]
453
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,910
Sometimes I feel too much, right.
454
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:33,121
Like, I-- I feel so low, like I'm nothing.
455
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:35,874
[sobbing, sniffs]
456
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:41,588
I'm rambling. I'm sorry.
You don't-- [chuckles]
457
00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:44,258
You don't understand. [chuckles, sniffs]
458
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,510
How could you understand
something so pathetic? [sniffs]
459
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:50,264
[Sheila] Don't do it. You can't tell her.
You can open that door.
460
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:53,225
I could come to your house.
I could teach you aerobics there.
461
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:57,187
No one else would see. Make you strong.
462
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,024
Just don't give up.
463
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,618
-[door opens]
-Oh, there they are.
464
00:24:11,702 --> 00:24:13,328
-[Sheila chuckles]
-[Maya] Hi, Daddy!
465
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,497
-Hey, sweetie.
-[Sheila] So sorry I'm late.
466
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,041
We got stuck running errands, and then...
467
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,793
Thanks. And, uh,
468
00:24:20,544 --> 00:24:22,504
there was a line at the store.
469
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,632
Everything okay?
470
00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:29,595
Yeah, we, uh, we tallied up the petitions,
471
00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:34,641
and we got over 2,000.
472
00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:36,768
I'm officially on the ballot!
473
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:38,270
-Oh, really?
-Yes. [laughs]
474
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:41,356
[laughs] Oh, my God. Congrats.
475
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,692
I couldn't have done any of this
without you. You know that, right?
476
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:45,944
[Sheila]
He doesn't believe that for a second.
477
00:24:46,028 --> 00:24:47,696
And I-- [stutters] I think you're right.
478
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,865
Simone and her gang, they've been amazing,
479
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:53,785
but, uh, we need more formal organization.
480
00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:56,580
We should bite the bullet.
Hire a campaign manager.
481
00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:58,207
Oh.
482
00:24:58,707 --> 00:24:59,958
Now?
483
00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:02,836
Shouldn't we wait
till we raise the money first?
484
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,715
Well, no, just take it out of our savings.
And then the campaign will pay us back.
485
00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:07,799
[can tab pops]
486
00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:10,177
Nothing wrong
with betting on yourself, right?
487
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,348
[squeals]
488
00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:49,341
[Sheila] Clap, punch, kick.
489
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,176
Clap, punch, kick.
490
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:55,389
Clap, punch, kick. Clap, punch, kick.
491
00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,516
Clap, punch, kick.
492
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,393
Clap, punch, kick.
493
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:02,646
Clap, punch, kick. Clap, punch, kick.
494
00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:04,064
Clap, punch, kick.
495
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:16,326
-[video camera whirring]
-[waves lapping]
496
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:21,540
[synth music playing]
497
00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:39,683
[pop music playing]
498
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,325
-[music ends]
-You like it?
499
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:02,164
I don't like it. I see it.
500
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:05,083
[Maya crying]
501
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:10,631
[yawns] Sheila.
502
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,467
I think Maya...
503
00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,055
Sheil?
504
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,933
-[Maya continues crying]
-[groans] Oh, God.
505
00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:24,686
[sighs]
506
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:26,688
Sheila.
507
00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:29,358
Sheila!
508
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:31,902
["Harden My Heart" playing]
509
00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:33,362
[Maya groaning]
510
00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,073
It's okay.
511
00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:39,701
[kisses]
512
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:44,456
[music continues]
513
00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:50,337
[Maya groaning]
514
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:52,923
All right. It's gonna be all right.
515
00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:00,180
-[groaning]
-[softly] It's gonna be all right.
516
00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:07,187
[sighs]
517
00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,281
[music continues]
518
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:59,239
[music continues]
519
00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:37,069
[music fades]