1 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,431 We'll be ready for you in five. 2 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,106 We'll be ready for you in five. 3 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,566 Okay. 4 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:27,319 Are you sure there's not anything we can get you before we start? 5 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:31,114 A juice? Fruit? Tea? No? 6 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:32,991 She's on the move. 7 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,245 Do you want me to get you anything? You're the star performer. 8 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,454 I can go out and get it. 9 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,165 Or if you want to go to the washroom, now would probably be a good time. 10 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,292 Sorry, can't get out of the leotard. 11 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:44,586 Yeah. She's on the move. Let's go. 12 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,297 I just want to make sure that you're comfortable. 13 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:51,093 I don't know if you've had makeup come and have a last look at you. 14 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:57,975 Okay. Places, everyone. From the top. Let's move. Let's go. 15 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,802 Well, look at you. I mean, seriously. 16 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,515 Do you really think you're pulling this whole thing off? 17 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,101 The disco sex kitten look at your age? 18 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,437 You're not fooling anybody with this shit. 19 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:49,151 Wait. Wait. Hang on. Is that-- Gotta be kidding me. 20 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,821 A giant fucking zit right on your laugh line. 21 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,325 Wrinkles and zits. 22 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,702 It's a real sexy cocktail you're serving up. 23 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:04,333 Hello? Everything okay? Babe? 24 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,667 Just a second. 25 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,169 All right. Just you've been in there forever. 26 00:02:08,252 --> 00:02:09,713 So, are you sure everything's all right? 27 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:11,340 I said just a second. 28 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,634 Maybe if you crawled out of my ass. 29 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,094 Fuck. 30 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,139 Just give it up. They don't fuck the face. 31 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,143 -Hey. -Sorry. 32 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,563 Oh, no. Don't be. I was just worried about you. That's all. 33 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,273 I'm good. I'm fine. Just my stomach. 34 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:33,612 Yeah, everybody left. They all took off. Except for Simone, who is still here. 35 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:38,408 And I'm pretty sure, I'm actually 100% positive, that she is down to hook up. 36 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:43,705 Everybody left, they said goodbye, and she just stayed. 37 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:48,836 So I was thinking, do you want to go and, you know, close the deal? 38 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,547 I don't know. 39 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,465 But you said you always wanted to try this. 40 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,969 No, I did. Well, I think I said I was open to-- 41 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:59,513 -If you've changed your mind-- -No. I haven't changed my mind. 42 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,265 -I haven't changed my mind. -Yeah, okay. All right. 43 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,642 I just-- Are you sure she wants to? 44 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,520 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 45 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,522 She was flirting with me the whole night. You saw her. 46 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,900 Plus, she was never my student. She was in an entirely different department. 47 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:15,529 And we're talking way across campus, like, two quads over. 48 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,282 So we can skip the whole ethical bullshit. 49 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,785 And I thought that you wanted to prove that you could be… 50 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,705 you know… after the baby. 51 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,748 But if I'm wrong-- 52 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,584 -No, no. You're not wrong. -Okay. 53 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,710 I just don't-- 54 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:34,006 I just feel a little unsexy. That's all. I feel like a monster. 55 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:38,969 Well, I don't see anything in front of me except for my stone-cold sexy wife. 56 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,138 But look. Hey. Here's the deal. 57 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:45,559 I don't want you doing anything that you are not 100% comfortable with. 58 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:50,272 But… baby, remember? 59 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:51,940 The old days. 60 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:55,944 That freedom we had, how good that felt. It was me and you against the world. 61 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,530 Didn't that feel good? Don't you want to feel that again? 62 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:01,450 -I do. I do. But it's now, and I-- -Yeah. 63 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,952 She's so young too. That girl down there. 64 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,580 Oh, my God. She doesn't even know what it was like. 65 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:10,000 Right now, we could show her. 66 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,714 I'll go talk to her. 67 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,048 Yeah? 68 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:18,550 All right. 69 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,680 -Okay. -Yeah? Okay. 70 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:02,427 God, she's fucking flawless. 71 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,347 How young is she, 19? 72 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,975 I swear they get younger every year. 73 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,436 Not you. You get older and zittier. 74 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,483 I put something on. I hope that's-- 75 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:17,609 It's okay. 76 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:21,113 You have the raddest classic records. 77 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:24,116 People my age, or at least people in this cultural fucking wasteland, 78 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,578 they have no idea about this sound, you know? 79 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,664 Just listen to those guitars. They're like-- 80 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,043 They're like my hear-- heart. 81 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,547 Hey. 82 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,382 Easy, easy. 83 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,967 Sweetie, sweetie. 84 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,261 It's okay. It's okay. 85 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,930 Easy. Easy. 86 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,433 Oh, my God. That was so embarrassing. 87 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,809 No, no. 88 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,188 You're, like, the best. 89 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,355 You saved my life. 90 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,191 Don't mention it. It's all right. 91 00:05:57,274 --> 00:05:59,985 God, Professor Rubin is so lucky. 92 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,279 You can call him Danny. 93 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,364 Danny. 94 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,368 But it just-- It sounds so weird to say it like that. 95 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,331 I mean, Danny, he's obviously brilliant, right? 96 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:16,960 But you-- you're just so cool and deep 97 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:20,047 and just a total fucking fox just to top it all off. 98 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,634 I mean, if my mom was even half as rad as you, I-- 99 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:27,846 Oh, shit. Shit. Sorry. I didn't mean-- 100 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,349 No, it's okay. I'm sure I could be. 101 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,018 She's right. You could be. 102 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,729 You better get this thing back on the rails, grandma. 103 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,941 No way. I mean, maybe, I guess. 104 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:44,071 You guys are from the same generation, I guess. 105 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,448 But, like, she voted for Reagan. 106 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:52,120 And you guys are just, like, stuck in this whole '60s thing. 107 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,330 Thank you. 108 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,793 No. I don't mean stuck. 109 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,171 God, I hate pot. It makes me so stupid. 110 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,924 -What is the word that I'm looking for? -Rooted. 111 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,261 Yes. Yes! Totally. 112 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:12,057 You're rooted, you know, and, like, in a different time. 113 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,394 And that's why I think you're so cool, but-- 114 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,437 Why is she still talking? 115 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:21,400 Also why Professor Rub-- I mean, 116 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,653 -Danny is so… -Danny. 117 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,531 -Controversial? -Disliked. 118 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,492 In the department. 119 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:35,581 Professor Rubin is getting fired. 120 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:40,919 You know, there's still a group of us, or at least some of us, 121 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:43,172 who still really, totally love him. 122 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,383 But in the department, I guess he's sort of totally done. 123 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,218 I think you better leave now. 124 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,345 Shouldn't I say good night to Professor Rubin? 125 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,222 I'll give Professor Rubin your best. 126 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:55,642 Okay. 127 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,123 Hope you like sucking unemployed dick. 128 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,342 Today you will eat clean, healthy foods. 129 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,428 After school drop-off, you will go directly to ballet class. 130 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,181 You will do the full class without a break. 131 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,308 Afterward, you will have a veggie pita from the place next door, 132 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,727 and no chips and no soda. 133 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,231 And if you do all these things, then after dinner, 134 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,859 you can have a reasonable serving of cobbler with no ice cream. 135 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,362 A glass of skim milk is just as good. 136 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,657 None of these things are particularly hard to do with a little fucking discipline. 137 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,575 If you weren't so lazy, you wouldn't have to do this. 138 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,869 Other people don't need this kind of fucking hand-holding. 139 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,580 Earth to Sheila. Hello. 140 00:08:58,664 --> 00:08:59,748 Which tie should I wear? 141 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,124 For the meeting with the provost. 142 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,877 I think you should wear the mustard one. 143 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,672 I like that. I bought that for you, for your uncle's funeral. 144 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,090 Oh, yeah. That bastard. 145 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,299 What meeting? 146 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,510 They called me in. 147 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,012 Probably just looking for the usual dog and pony show. 148 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:16,265 But they knew what they were getting when they hired me, right? 149 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,016 I love you. Whatever happens. 150 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,894 -You think something bad will happen? -No. 151 00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,564 You chickenshit. You have to tell him, seriously. 152 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,148 I actually think something good could happen. 153 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,900 There's an acting chair position open, 154 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,652 and I know I'm considered controversial, but-- 155 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,612 Do you remember the Logans are coming for dinner tonight? 156 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,072 Oh, God. That's tonight? 157 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:35,492 Any idea on what I should cook? I thought I could do my pasta primavera. 158 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,203 But Jack travels so much now. That could seem a little provincial. 159 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,956 Or I thought I could try out the Moroccan tagine 160 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,666 that you got me during your sabbatical. 161 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:43,876 Maybe try something fun. 162 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:46,295 I don't want to think this much about food, okay? 163 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,421 So just figure it out. 164 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,465 Something that's fun and interesting and not too uptight. 165 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:51,550 How about that? 166 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,345 You're the only one who thinks about food this much, 167 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:58,307 -you fucking freak. -Hey, you owe me one. 168 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,310 -Remember that. -Tell him! 169 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,937 Simone told me something last night. 170 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,107 About your job. 171 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,736 That it's in danger. 172 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,487 But I think it's a good thing. 173 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,866 You never wanted to teach political history. You wanted to make history. 174 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,034 So maybe this is your chance 175 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,745 to step off the sidelines and just get in the game. 176 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,830 Run for office. 177 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,002 I'm sorry, I've just been-- 178 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,712 I've been thinking about it for a while, 179 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:33,550 and that's why it sounded so… ruminated. 180 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:38,597 Honey, Simone is a cocktease without a clue. 181 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,723 I'm gonna go to work. 182 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,643 Go get 'em, tiger. 183 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,680 Hey. 184 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:23,851 Morning. I was just looking at the waves. Doughnut? 185 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,394 No. Thank you. 186 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,605 I buy them for the twins, but then I finish them 'cause I'm disgusting. 187 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,023 No, you're not. 188 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,275 Liar. You can't stop looking 189 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,943 at the back fat spilling over her bra strap. 190 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,570 You're as shallow as a kiddie pool. 191 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,574 You want to go for a walk around the new mall with me? 192 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:40,826 -That sounds fun. -If I make it around three times, 193 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,036 I let myself go into Giovanni's and have one of his expressos. 194 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,329 Don't get sucked in. 195 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,498 She's a riptide. She'll just suck you out to sea. 196 00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,292 I have ballet, otherwise I would. 197 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,751 -Ballet. -But next time. 198 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,211 -Yeah. -Beautiful morning. 199 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:52,713 Join us for sunrise song. 200 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,424 Judah's mom made pumpkin bread, and it's still warm. 201 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,800 I can't. I have to go. 202 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,052 Pumpkin bread so you can turn into a pumpkin yourself. 203 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:02,306 Short, round, lumpy. No one wants pumpkin bread. Nobody wants you. 204 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,599 Stop it! 205 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,185 'Sup, lady? 206 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,605 You're not supposed to park there. 207 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,734 Well, you're not supposed to be a fucking biatch, biatch. 208 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,111 All right, asshole. It's go time. 209 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:17,196 Sorry. 210 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,281 Pathetic. 211 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,870 Is that a look of pity? 212 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,332 It is. She's covered in frosting, and she is embarrassed for you. 213 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,052 Even if you're late, you got here. 214 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,845 So you miss a little warm-up. 215 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,357 -It's closed. -What? When? 216 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,485 This week. You're surprised? Everything else was gone already. 217 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,904 The tanning salon, the travel agency. 218 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,364 Abigail held out as long as she could. 219 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,033 -They sold out? -Everyone does eventually, right? 220 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,701 You need a tanning bed? 221 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:09,289 I'm sorry, I should say want. Who needs a tanning bed? 222 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:13,418 He's saying you're pale, pasty, fat, gross, disgusting. 223 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,432 There she is again. Who is that skanky bottle blonde? 224 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:30,686 And why are you so obsessed with her? What's wrong with you? 225 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,898 Now you've done it. She sees you watching her. 226 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,651 She sees everything about what a fucking mess you are. 227 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,455 Fruits and vegetables. 228 00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:54,042 That's what you're here for since you skipped your dance class, you lazy bitch. 229 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:57,004 Hi. How many eggplants do you think I need for four people? 230 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:58,755 What kind of people? 231 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,383 Old friends. From the Bay Area. 232 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,262 Buddies from the movement days. Only now, he's a very successful author. 233 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,141 And they're vegetarians. Like us. 234 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:11,935 Six. 235 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:17,816 Magic stuff. 236 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,402 You want to try? 237 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,905 You skipped ballet, but you can still go running. 238 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,073 It's not too late if you don't get stuck. 239 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,160 Oops. 240 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,287 You filthy bitch. 241 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,584 You didn't even walk today, let alone run or do ballet. 242 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,962 And now look at you. Disgusting. Sticky. Might as well just give up. 243 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,383 …and at our brand-new food court, 244 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:47,054 your family can enjoy cuisines from around the world. 245 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,722 Just tell 'em John Breem sent you. 246 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,349 John Breem. Please, asshole. 247 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,975 You're the reason I don't have ballet today. 248 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,477 You're destroying our whole community. 249 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,687 Like we need another fucking shopping mall. 250 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:05,155 Go on. You know you want to. 251 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,794 Fuck, that's good. 252 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,082 Welcome to Pelican Burger. 253 00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,794 Three famous cheeseburgers, three large fries and a chocolate shake. Thanks. 254 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,384 -Here you go. -Thank you so much. 255 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,261 Have a nice day. 256 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,399 Here you go. 257 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:15,953 Okay. That's the last time. You're done. 258 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:21,165 …taste of the times When a snack this good 259 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,670 Tastes as light as it should You'll love Summit 260 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,883 After only one bite 'Cause it's peanuts, wafers and light 261 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:32,803 Summit cookie bars. They're chocolaty with crisp baked… 262 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,681 Tomorrow, I will eat clean, healthy food. 263 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,017 I will find a new dance class. I will walk on the beach. 264 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,437 Tomorrow, I will have a nice day. 265 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:56,910 Daddy! 266 00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:59,246 I made stuffed mushrooms. 267 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,539 I don't want any food. 268 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,502 Can I fix you a drink? 269 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,546 I don't want a drink. I don't want any food. 270 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,798 I don't want any liquid, and I don't want to live. 271 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,550 Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. 272 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,303 Hi. Hello. Okay? 273 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,515 Sweetie. It's okay. It's just a bad-- 274 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:21,435 It's not okay. Sheila, it's not okay. All right? 275 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,520 You want to know what it was? 276 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,564 It was fucking humiliating. 277 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:29,651 I am sitting in there like a goddamn asshole. 278 00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:34,072 Wearing a fucking tie. A tie. And you could've warned me. 279 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,409 I feel like I did. 280 00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:39,494 When I think about the time and the talent that I wasted 281 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,456 at that two-bit shithole of a college. 282 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,959 The morons they gave tenure positions. Chairs even. 283 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,086 And they deny reappointment to me. 284 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,338 I have nothing. 285 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:52,633 If he's nothing, what are you? Worse than nothing, you're-- 286 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:53,717 I disagree. 287 00:18:56,762 --> 00:19:00,516 You're gonna tell me that this is my chance, 288 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,019 my political phoenix rising from the ashes? 289 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,395 Yes. 290 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:11,902 Hey. We didn't move here so you could climb some bourgeois academic ladder. 291 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,697 We moved here because we drove down the coast. 292 00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,617 And we saw that limitless horizon. 293 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,036 That Beach Boys song came on the radio. 294 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,412 "Wouldn't It Be Nice"? 295 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,998 Yeah. It was meant to be. 296 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,625 Our home. 297 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,877 -Remember? -Of course I remember. 298 00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,713 And now that awful real estate developer, John Breem… 299 00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:36,593 he wants every inch of our coastline to have one of his shopping malls on it. 300 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:37,803 And who's gonna stop him? 301 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:41,807 There's no one with the vision you have. No one with the brains. 302 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:44,852 No one cares about brains in politics anymore. 303 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,229 Ronald fucking Reagan was just elected president. 304 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,731 I'm gonna have to find a job somewhere. 305 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,902 Denison College reached out a while ago. 306 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,362 -Ohio? -Yeah. 307 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,240 Ohio. Losers can't be choosers. 308 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,327 Or whatever the idiotic expression even is. Jesus. 309 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,582 Oh, Jesus. They're early. 310 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,917 -Who? -The Logans. 311 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:13,046 What? That's tonight? Why didn't you tell me that? 312 00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,966 Yes, you did. But he's too fucking wrapped up in his own-- 313 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,259 Feel like I did. 314 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,927 What am I gonna say to him? 315 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:21,263 He's got a fucking book deal, and I don't have shit. 316 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,932 Okay, so why don't you stay in here and just rest? 317 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,767 I'll tell them you don't feel well. It's okay. 318 00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,269 No, no, no. 319 00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:32,274 You go get the stuffed mushrooms. I'll get the fucking door. 320 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,859 I'll get the fucking door, Daddy. 321 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,158 Don't be silly. I'll clean up. 322 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,910 You guys just sit there and enjoy yourselves 323 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,954 while I'm stuck in the kitchen with this bitch. 324 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:52,169 So, he hasn't told anyone this yet, but we just got some news. 325 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,797 He's gonna be a guest on Phil Donahue. 326 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,175 Pretend you haven't heard of him. 327 00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,927 Is that a television show? 328 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:02,346 Phil's a huge fan of the book, apparently. 329 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:07,643 Our editor, out of her mind about it, says it's gonna be huge for sales. Huge. 330 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:08,894 Wow. 331 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,689 The thing of it is, Jack had this-- 332 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,860 I don't know if you'd call it a revelation, 333 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,779 but a kind of clarity. 334 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:24,326 The real way to make a difference is to make a fortune. 335 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:30,040 Right? I mean, to be a person of influence, be heard. 336 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,667 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 337 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,669 Well, it's very exciting news. 338 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:35,546 Jack must be thrilled. 339 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,632 He's a basket case. 340 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,592 He was never the public speaker. 341 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:46,014 Danny was the one who could rile up a crowd. Inspire us. 342 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,977 All those years in the movement. 343 00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:54,982 And when Reagan ordered the National Guard on us, how scared we all were. 344 00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:58,026 It was Danny who spoke to us. 345 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,489 You know? Reminded us what we were fighting for. 346 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:05,951 He made us calm, made us brave. 347 00:22:06,702 --> 00:22:08,036 Remember? 348 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:12,124 Of course I remember. It's why I fell in love with him. 349 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,209 We all did. 350 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,671 But you got him. 351 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:23,594 Danny still gets speaking requests. I mean, not Phil "Dona-who," but-- 352 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:24,678 -Hue. -Donahue? 353 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:25,888 -Donahue. -Donahue. 354 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,681 -Donahue, yeah. It's a really well-known-- -Donahue. 355 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,809 He can really inspire a crowd still, when he gets the chance. 356 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,603 Look at her stomach bulging out. 357 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:36,273 You're still skinnier, prettier. She's the one who's huge. 358 00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:37,900 Do you want some cobbler? 359 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:41,153 No, thanks. 360 00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:44,573 No, I somehow have to fit into all these clothes we got 361 00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:45,949 for this crazy whistle-stop tour we're on. 362 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,367 Oh, stop. You look great. 363 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:50,954 No. You didn't have any. 364 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,790 -I did. -No, you didn't. 365 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,792 -I did. -You didn't have any cobbler. 366 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:56,960 Don't think I didn't see. 367 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,712 Just eat the fucking cobbler. 368 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:01,548 -Hi. -Hey. 369 00:23:02,049 --> 00:23:05,177 Did you know we have a future state assemblyman here? 370 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,553 Danny's running for office. 371 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,972 -Yeah, that's right. -Hell of a platform too. 372 00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:10,682 Coastal conservation. 373 00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:12,434 He's gonna fight real estate developers. 374 00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,770 Great idea. Where have I heard that before? 375 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,563 -Wow, that's so exciting. -So happy. 376 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,107 Listen, 377 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:22,402 we were gonna save this news for later, but might as well. 378 00:23:23,779 --> 00:23:25,864 We are expecting. 379 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,450 A baby. 380 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,287 Congratulations. 381 00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:34,373 -That's fantastic. Another round. -That's amazing. 382 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,960 She's not even fat. She's pregnant. You stupid cow. 383 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,296 I spoke to the Hausers, 384 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,925 and they said if I'm up to the task… 385 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,178 they're up for the endorsement. 386 00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,138 Wow. 387 00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:51,723 That's huge. 388 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,976 I feel like he's putting on weight. 389 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,687 Yeah, I just gotta come and speak to his group. 390 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,146 Dust off the old soapbox. 391 00:23:59,106 --> 00:24:02,568 That's excellent news. I'm so happy to hear. 392 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,194 He's definitely put on some weight. 393 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:05,904 Gotta start making the rounds too. 394 00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:10,200 You know, glad-hand all the democratic machers. Let 'em know I'm a contender. 395 00:24:11,326 --> 00:24:14,663 Do I have a suit? I have to write a speech too. Shit. 396 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,415 The one from your dad's funeral. 397 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:20,544 You want me to use the speech from my dad's funeral? 398 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,212 The suit. 399 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:23,422 Oh, right. 400 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,008 My funeral suit. 401 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,427 I buried both my parents in that thing. 402 00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,388 But you know what? That Shakespeare quote. 403 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:32,639 That might actually work. 404 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,726 You don't think it's too dark? 405 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,853 I don't think so. 406 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,440 "He was a man. Take him for all in all." 407 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:42,608 No, I'm talking about the suit. 408 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,277 Is it too formal? 409 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,322 You know, are people gonna see me as some… 410 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,448 Choking. 411 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,741 …phony? 412 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,828 Some scrawny Jewish poser from Berkeley 413 00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:56,955 trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes? 414 00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,583 Tell him how he can disgust you. 415 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,251 The way he eats. 416 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,545 His balls. 417 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,506 How he sweats when he fucks you. 418 00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:09,927 I think they'll see you for what you are. 419 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,722 A man with intellect and substance. 420 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:15,766 A born leader. 421 00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:21,855 You know what you are? 422 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:25,859 You are the bassline. 423 00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:29,279 Underneath the melody. 424 00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:33,367 Undetectable at times, but necessary. 425 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,118 You know that? 426 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:38,330 Without you, there's no song. 427 00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:40,415 There's nothing. 428 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,422 We're gonna need money. 429 00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,591 If we're gonna take on Breem and his cronies, 430 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,552 at least a grand to even get on the ballot. 431 00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:53,804 Then from there, we can start to fundraise. 432 00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,015 We've got it in our savings. We absolutely do. 433 00:25:57,099 --> 00:25:58,809 What are we holding onto that for anyways? 434 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:00,060 You're not holding onto it. 435 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,437 You ate it and flushed it down the toilet, you pig. 436 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:05,107 Big riptide today. Look at that guy out there. 437 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,484 How long until he finds out what you've done? 438 00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:09,903 -You're just gonna wear yourself out! -Five, four, 439 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:11,321 -three… -Gotta go parallel to the shore. 440 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,447 …two, 441 00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:13,991 -one. -Amateurs. 442 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,230 I'd like to check my balance, please. 443 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:46,982 Sweetie. I'll just put you down. 444 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,237 All right. Stay calm. Stay cool. 445 00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,530 Be just a moment. 446 00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,574 I'm sure we have some cash. 447 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,535 I know there's an ATM machine. 448 00:26:58,619 --> 00:27:01,914 I just, you know, wanted to talk to a human being. 449 00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,458 Call me old-fashioned. 450 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:12,424 Thank you. 451 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,260 Next customer, please. 452 00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:18,889 Actually, I'm sorry. Could I get a copy of my recent 453 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:20,849 history? 454 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,957 Anything else you need? Because… 455 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:48,585 Well, I would like to make a withdrawal. 456 00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,004 How much do you need? 457 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,214 Fifty dollars. 458 00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,967 Fifty plus 50 plus 50 plus 50 plus-- 459 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:59,179 You fat fuck! You fat fuck! You fat, fat, fat fuck! 460 00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,223 Hello, are you in there? Are you okay? 461 00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:05,477 Hi. Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I just didn't get enough-- 462 00:28:05,561 --> 00:28:07,604 -Breakfast. -Sleep. 463 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:13,193 No. Anyway, so when Ernie told me that Danny was asking about support, 464 00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,945 I was so excited. 465 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,154 Who's Ernie? 466 00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,823 My husband. 467 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:19,449 Oh, yes. 468 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:20,951 Chairman of the San Diego Civics Club. 469 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,996 They pretty much decide who is and isn't getting campaign support. 470 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,956 I thought I told you this. No, I know I did. Yeah. 471 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,916 Yes, yes. No, of course. 472 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,460 But yeah, you weren't listening to me 'cause I'm a boring, fat housewife, 473 00:28:30,544 --> 00:28:31,879 who's like, "Why do you talk all the time?" 474 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:33,463 No. Don't say that. You look great. 475 00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,257 Thank you. It's a new dress. 476 00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,593 That's exactly who she is. Fat. Boring. 477 00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:39,469 Who would listen to her? Who would want to fuck her? 478 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,513 That's where you're headed. That's where you'll end up. 479 00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:42,931 I'm so sorry. I have to go. 480 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,142 Mama. 481 00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:00,324 Three famous burgers, three large fries and a chocolate shake, please. 482 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,786 One more time. One more run around the bases 483 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,914 -and then never, ever again. -Thank you. 484 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:24,181 Fuck it. 485 00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:23,407 …and I'm the founder of Breem Team Enterprises. 486 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:27,244 The hallmark of our properties is innovation. 487 00:30:27,828 --> 00:30:31,206 And nothing more exciting, more telling of the future 488 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:34,251 than the arrival of Video World! 489 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,335 Where videotape allows… 490 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,297 Oh, my God, seriously? Is that fucking John Breem? 491 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,464 He's actually kinda hot. 492 00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,267 You ready to do this thing? 493 00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,479 Take it to the right. 494 00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:58,025 And down. Up. 495 00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:01,612 Work those shoulders. 496 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,450 And grapevine. 497 00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:11,413 And slow hips. 498 00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:20,631 Out, in. Here we go. 499 00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,094 Double-tap biceps. 500 00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,557 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 501 00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:34,121 Oh, my God. Is she okay? 502 00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,205 Is she, like, dead? 503 00:32:35,873 --> 00:32:37,875 Should we, like, call security or whatever?