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(八字餅乾)

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{\an8}不好意思

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{\an8}你知道這些餅乾裡有沒有牛油嗎?

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{\an8}我在找不含牛油的餅乾

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{\an8}你好,有聽到嗎?

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妳是說味道跟屎一樣的餅乾嗎?

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不,我是指用玉米油或芥花油做的餅乾

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有益心血管健康

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幻想中的餅乾

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果然是席拉,她全都想要

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- 零脂餅乾?
- 根本是幻想

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幼稚又自私的幻想

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她一向沒有任何自制力

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也沒有胸部

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不想得心臟病有錯嗎?

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...她裸體,看起來像十歲男孩?

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你們這些人是怎樣?

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胸前空蕩蕩

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脫下妳的上衣

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對,脫下來

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不,我不要脫上衣

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脫下來

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我不要脫上衣

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脫下來

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- 我不要脫上衣
- 脫下來

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不要,別說了

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- 脫下來...
- 不要...

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《舞出新方向》

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嘿,妳還好嗎?

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還好,抱歉,我不是故意要吵醒你

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我只是做了夢

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什麼夢?

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沒什麼

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不重要

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嘿,我替妳覺得驕傲,妳在電視上那樣做
跟大家說妳的真實想法

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謝謝你

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感覺很好

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那樣做讓我感覺很好

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因為這也鼓勵了我問妳一件事

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好

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妳知道,妳一直提到妳的這位室友

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身高107公分,名叫瑪雅

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我很想見見她

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對

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- 可以嗎?
- 可以

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當然可以,只是因為丹尼

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我比較不想見他

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我得先想想該怎麼對付...

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他

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他終於跟我保持距離了

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我只是不想再去招惹他

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有道理

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可是...

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我...

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妳緊張的是跟丹尼說我想見瑪雅

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還是跟他說我的事?

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嘿,妳晚餐想吃什麼?

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妳有吃過當天現捕的魚嗎?

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因為碼頭邊有一些漁夫...

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妳會為之驚豔

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我跟妳說,不用考慮了,完全不用多想

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就等待今晚的到來,好嗎?

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我們不用約在這裡

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先報告小事,再報告大事

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瑪莉雅早晨都會先去公園

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她通常會給葛蕾絲
切片的蘋果和香蕉當零食

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然後再自己吃光

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這張是瑪莉雅去俱樂部時

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她花了45分鐘跟櫃檯的女生
爭論泳池的溫度

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之後,她請所有員工吃午餐
以表達對自己行為的歉意

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這是上週的事,發生了兩次

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這張是她試圖摸一隻港海豹
但遭到騎車警察的斥責...

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好,夠了,直接說重點

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布林姆先生,就只是重複這些事

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我可以繼續跟蹤她,我不介意拿酬勞

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但我想你大可以...問她最近在做什麼

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把妳的報價拿給拖車裡那個女員工就行了

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謝謝妳

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{\an8}我40歲了

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{\an8}差不多啦

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{\an8}那段時間裡,我花了大約十億個小時

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{\an8}在照鏡子

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{\an8}多數時間,我都討厭我眼前所見

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{\an8}彎腰,屈膝,轉肩

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但事實是,我根本沒看到自己

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{\an8}我花了那麼多時間在照鏡子
卻沒有看到鏡子裡有什麼

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所以,我決定嘗試一些新事物

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{\an8}我要改變一下

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{\an8}從現在開始,席拉塑身操的新規矩

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{\an8}別再照鏡子

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- 你們同意嗎?
- 同意

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{\an8}好,跟我一起跳,四、五、六、七、八

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{\an8}- 你的感覺就是真實的你,對嗎?
- 對

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{\an8}- 我們來這裡是要感覺自己很強
- 對

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我們想加強我們的身體,而不是削弱它

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誰準備好掀起革命了?

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那蜜蜂呢?

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用一群蜜蜂去螫她?

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對,基本上是這樣

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我很喜歡這個想法

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但蜜蜂很難運送

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基於這個原因,還有很多其他的原因

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不要“用一群蜜蜂去螫她”

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她說我是騙子

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這隻一直盯著我看

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這到底是什麼鬼節目?

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你說它盯著你看是什麼意思?它是木偶

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對,我覺得這整個節目是個爛主意

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我們該走了,親愛的,來吧

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等等,不行,我們不能走,我們簽了合約

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我不記得我有簽任何東西

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好了,兩位,如果你們能好好聽我說

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我的老天爺啊

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我跟哈特曼食品談過了,好嗎?

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他們不會撤掉餅乾的廣告

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只是先暫停播出,等到席拉這場風波散去

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她利用電視
在我的地盤、我的主場攻擊我

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我覺得我們應該重新考慮用蜜蜂
或是虎頭蜂,牠們會螫人好幾次

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不,絕對不行,別再扯該死的蜜蜂了

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抱歉,你...

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好,請你們聽我解釋

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《字母小徑》
不是隨便的兒童節目,好嗎?

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是席拉她女兒最愛的節目

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所以我們等待這場風波結束的同時
我們也可以...

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在她的地盤、她的主場攻擊她

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沒錯,我的派迪叔叔會說
“傳達一個訊息”

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妳真是個大壞蛋

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對,他喜歡妳

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天啊,謝謝你們來上課

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- 記住,別再照鏡子,好嗎?
- 別再照鏡子

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謝謝,記得填郵寄地址,對

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- 我請那位記者去妳的辦公室了
- 謝謝

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記得,保持警覺

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別讓他誘導妳說出妳不想說的事

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噢,菲蒂麗雅,他只不過是記者
他又不是惡魔,更不是律師

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他很帥

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但惡魔也很帥

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妳的秘書直接讓我進來,完全沒問問題

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- 她應該更謹慎
- 她以為你是別人

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那麼我對妳來說是誰呢?

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如果她問了,我得誠實地回答

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我也不知道該怎麼回答

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我沒有再打給你吧?

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沒有,這次是我自己想來

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我試過跟瑪莉雅提了妳的建議
帶她去看心理專家

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但沒有成功

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帶她去?違背她的意願?

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不,我問過她,她拒絕了

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那對我而言是全新且不愉快的經驗

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你不習慣被別人拒絕

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才不是這樣,妳就是一個例子

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那不是事實

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所以妳自己有看醫生嗎?心理專家?

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目前沒有,但我曾經看過

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有幫助嗎?

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示範給我看

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我要坐下嗎?

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我該躺下嗎?

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躺下比較放鬆

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你今天感覺如何?

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- 我知道了,我覺得這樣不...
- 不,你...

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你今天感覺如何?你覺得如何?

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好吧

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我...覺得...

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困惑

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難過

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不知所措,沮喪

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- 那算是感受嗎?
- 你覺得算就算

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諮商時有什麼規則嗎?還是沒有?

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有一些規則
但主要是提供一個說話的空間

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不會被其他人聽到

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就像禱告

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不過身邊是你能信任的專家

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妳怎麼知道可以信任他們?

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我不知道,我就是決定信任他們

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所以這就像信仰

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我再也無法相信瑪莉雅

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我派人跟蹤她,而不是當面對質或問她

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我不知道為什麼

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你怕什麼?

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我不怕任何人

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但是...

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但是...

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那妳怕什麼?

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怕別人看到...真實的我

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所以,很自然地,妳要上電視

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那只是一部分的我

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你應該看看下課之後大家的反應

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大家在課前或上課時總是很興奮

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但自從她在電視上自白後

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他們大排長龍,希望能摸到她
好像她是耶穌之類的

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他們一邊抱她,一邊哭泣

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跟她說她對他們多麼有意義

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所以現在她要寫一本書,當然很合理

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一本書?她要寫書?

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對

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這年頭大概任何人都能自己出書了

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很好,真有她的

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不,有出版社給她預付版稅

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西岸的出版社嗎?

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紐約

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她...

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她上電視,說出她的問題

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然後現在就能寫書?

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顯然是這樣

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嘿...

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你下面搞定了嗎?

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因為我還沒

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好

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好

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我想寫一本書

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看啊

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看起來真美味

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鱸魚、烤拇指馬鈴薯,還有,等我一下...

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球芽甘藍

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我知道,大家都不喜歡球芽甘藍

217
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,539
但那是因為他們都煮過頭了

218
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,709
它們沒有得到應有的尊重

219
00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,711
- 我不知道妳的想法...
- 這種蔬菜...

220
00:13:55,711 --> 00:13:58,046
但我現在超級飢渴

221
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,716
他再一直這樣談球芽甘藍

222
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,052
我可能會從椅子上滑下去

223
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,471
對不起,我話太多了

224
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,265
我遇到食物時就會這樣

225
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:11,560
- 對不起,遇到食物就這樣
- 不,這樣非常好

226
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,688
你對蔬菜充滿熱情

227
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,857
我...

228
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,275
請你繼續說

229
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:22,487
好,祕訣是要川燙得...

230
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,073
恰到好處

231
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,034
因為這樣才能打開它的風味

232
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,202
就像一扇窗...

233
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,704
一扇窗?通往什麼?無聊嗎?

234
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,624
這不是妳喜歡或想要的

235
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:36,627
妳想回到那個房間跟摩門先生一起壞壞

236
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:39,963
而不是跟番茄頭先生在這裡聊燉鍋什麼的

237
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,840
好,夠了

238
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,758
對

239
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,636
不,我...抱歉,我是指解釋夠了

240
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:48,096
- 對...
- 我們吃吃看吧,好

241
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,268
- 真好吃
- 很好

242
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:54,728
- 真好吃,謝謝你
- 那裡...很好...

243
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,313
那裡有鹽,如果妳需要

244
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,397
我通常不加太多鹽

245
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,899
沒人在乎鹽

246
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,944
- 其實我的這份很剛好
- 對

247
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,196
嘿,對了,我得跟妳說

248
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:08,825
我覺得我之前那樣逼妳讓我見瑪雅很不好

249
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,036
妳這麼忙,不需要更多麻煩

250
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,164
這傢伙可以不要想說什麼都拐彎抹角嗎?

251
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:16,208
你當然可以問我瑪雅的事

252
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:19,211
妳值得更好的人,好太多的人

253
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:21,463
我有機會時會跟丹尼談

254
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,423
- 妳確定嗎?
- 她已經說了

255
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,094
- 像個男人,不要扭扭捏捏的
- 天啊,住口,拜託

256
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,097
好...

257
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,348
對不起

258
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:35,477
- 只是今天不太...
- 其實妳不用解釋

259
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,729
- 我想要享受...
- 是

260
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,315
- 對,我覺得我們就...
- ...這個,現在

261
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,567
我們開動吧

262
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,531
這魚真是...

263
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,867
- 我還是加一些鹽吧
- 其實...

264
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,583
今天工作很忙啊?

265
00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,836
對,真的非常忙

266
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:11,471
你一定忙著加班搞什麼東西

267
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,015
好了,天啊,小黛

268
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,143
沒事,好嗎?你有對象了,我替你高興

269
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:19,354
我只是...我希望能見見這個女人
還有她的兩個孩子

270
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,523
她聽起來很優秀...

271
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:24,526
是菲蒂麗雅,可以嗎?席拉的助理

272
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,403
- 不會吧
- 對,好嗎?天啊

273
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,615
在妳說任何話之前...
在妳說出任何該死的話之前

274
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:33,452
妳要知道,對
她才20出頭,但她很早熟

275
00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,412
- 也很敏銳
- 席拉一定會很火大

276
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,831
妳何時開始在意席拉的想法了?

277
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,374
妳以前都說她是反覆無常的紙片人

278
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,752
對,那是十年前,現在我有點怕她

279
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:42,669
你也應該怕她

280
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,839
看著她在電視上,她最近真的很紅

281
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,716
- 對,我知道她很紅
- 天啊

282
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,760
蠢蛋,你還愛著她,對吧?

283
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,596
你太想挽回她了,所以才儘量接近她

284
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,181
我要去抱抱我的女兒

285
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,850
- 好,太好了
- 因為今天真的很累

286
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,727
嘿,丹尼,先去洗澡

287
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,576
我以為你今晚要工作

288
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,789
我可以工作,但我不想

289
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,837
我今天在雜貨店見到你的同事

290
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,089
她以為自己很謹慎

291
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,803
但我從小在華雷斯城長大
我能察覺自己被跟蹤

292
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:37,516
你要跟我說,你懷疑我在做什麼嗎?

293
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,476
我覺得...

294
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:45,107
我再也不認識妳了,就像...

295
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:50,153
派你的笨手下跟蹤我逛農產區

296
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,365
有什麼用?

297
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,284
沒有用

298
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,415
我不是不信任妳

299
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:10,215
我只是沒有其他方法能維繫這段婚姻了

300
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,927
你的確不應該

301
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,680
不該相信我

302
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:28,233
你跟我計畫再生一個小孩時...

303
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,861
試著再懷上一個小孩時

304
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:36,700
我去找了一位不屬於我們族群的特殊醫生

305
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,870
大學的醫生

306
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:46,752
他告訴我,我的卵子量很充足

307
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,712
非常充足

308
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:55,302
這代表我們遇到的障礙是你

309
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:03,101
他們提出一個解決方式
我知道你絕不會同意

310
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,979
我也沒想過我會同意

311
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,274
但沒過多久,我就坐在那張椅子上

312
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:12,903
讓他們把別人的精子注射進我的身體裡

313
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:19,034
這就是我們懷上葛蕾絲的方式

314
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,578
我們的女兒

315
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,457
這就是我如何完成我該做的事,為了...

316
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:28,877
就像你說的,“維繫婚姻”

317
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:39,221
我讓你先去換下上班的衣服

318
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,432
然後我去重新加熱你的燉牛肉

319
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:56,780
{\an8}- 嘿
- 嗨

320
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,407
{\an8}- 要進來嗎?
- 好啊

321
00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:01,660
{\an8}- 好,工作順利嗎?
- 我想問你一個...

322
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:02,744
抱歉,妳說

323
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,164
我正在跟一個人約會

324
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:07,958
好

325
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:10,961
他名叫卡洛斯,他...我們...

326
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,673
覺得現在可以讓他認識瑪雅了

327
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,341
對,好

328
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,802
好,很好

329
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:23,015
這是這種事情裡...很正常的過程

330
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:27,311
否則會很奇怪,妳跟某人交往
他卻沒見過瑪雅

331
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,188
那樣就像你們活在不同的世界裡

332
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:32,149
- 聽起來一點都不像妳
- 丹尼,別這樣

333
00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:33,734
我們已經談過這個協議...

334
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,736
- 對,我現在也在跟人約會
- 如果其中...

335
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,738
- 是喔?
- 對,她很棒

336
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:38,906
我們想要慢慢來

337
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,366
但我開始想要加快進度

338
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,659
你是怎麼認識她的?

339
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:44,411
工作上認識的

340
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:49,708
- 瑪雅有沒有見過這個人,還是...
- 很難說

341
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:53,545
- 什麼?什麼意思?什麼...
- 媽咪,妳喜歡我的衣服嗎?

342
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,547
好

343
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,883
天啊

344
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,511
- 這是怎麼回事?
- 她不是在學我

345
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:02,679
- 她是看電視學的
- 對

346
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,641
我們只能適度地看兒童節目,對吧?

347
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,226
- 對
- 對,她只能看兒童節目

348
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:08,393
- 嗨,席拉
- 嗨,小黛

349
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,647
還有,歡迎妳來看妳的兩個小孩

350
00:21:11,647 --> 00:21:13,065
- 好
- 你跟她說了嗎?

351
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,149
說了

352
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:18,570
這整個情況基本上是妳朋友的錯

353
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,072
妳知道凱莉齊爾馬丁吧?

354
00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,740
知道,我不會稱她為朋友

355
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,868
{\an8}她這整週都在《字母小徑》當來賓

356
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,871
那張照片裡的我活像個近視的鄉村歌手

357
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,832
不過妳的女兒很樂在其中

358
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:31,750
胸部很好玩

359
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,131
嘿,瑪雅,我們該走了,好嗎?

360
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,342
嘿,瑪雅,可以把網球還給爸爸嗎?

361
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,927
- 不要
- 大北鼻,就給她玩吧

362
00:21:41,927 --> 00:21:44,388
- 結束了,非常感謝妳
- 不要

363
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,432
- 謝謝,可以給我嗎?
- 不要

364
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,310
對,我不太舒服

365
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,272
謝謝你的理解

366
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:57,651
對,好,晚安...

367
00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:05,951
又一天,又對男人撒了一個謊

368
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,620
我沒有對他撒謊

369
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:10,539
妳沒有不舒服

370
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:15,419
妳對於再次見到摩門先生而心情好
而感到內疚

371
00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:18,505
我真希望我一開始就殺了妳

372
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,133
- 我真的努力過了
- 妳不是真心的

373
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:24,803
所以妳打算怎麼做?孤單地度過餘生嗎?

374
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,060
我顯然沒有計畫

375
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:33,812
顯然如此

376
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:37,024
但妳推開所有

377
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:40,611
對妳展現愛和感情的人

378
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:43,989
我是這樣的人,對吧?

379
00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:47,618
我為何要一再地這樣做?

380
00:22:47,618 --> 00:22:52,998
因為妳寧可孤身一人
這樣就沒人會傷害妳或讓妳失望

381
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:56,376
或者,說真的,害妳無聊死

382
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:04,384
我的確覺得無趣...對於卡洛斯

383
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,553
對於他的好

384
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:09,556
我到底有什麼問題?

385
00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:14,645
妳與眾不同,這樣本來就高處不勝寒

386
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:16,730
但我已經變得更好

387
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:21,610
但是更好只不過代表無趣
而妳不想要無趣

388
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,737
但我也不想要生病和孤單

389
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,281
妳不孤單,妳有我

390
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,953
我想念葛蕾塔
我想念擁有一個真正的朋友

391
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:33,247
但妳之前不重視她,也不聽她說話

392
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,541
友誼是雙向道,妳這個肥蕩婦

393
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,878
- 不准那樣叫我
- 那妳就別當個肥蕩婦

394
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,046
我告訴妳,妳就是問題所在

395
00:23:41,046 --> 00:23:43,006
就是妳害我無法親近任何人

396
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,842
妳不是我的朋友,妳不是我的情人

397
00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:48,387
妳就像一個不請自來
又不肯離開派對的客人

398
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:52,766
我要跟妳說幾次
拜託妳他媽的不要吵我?

399
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,893
- 不要吵我
- 媽咪

400
00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:58,814
寶貝

401
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,607
天啊

402
00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:04,152
我沒看到妳進來了

403
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,196
妳在跟誰說話?

404
00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:11,702
沒有,我沒在跟人說話

405
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:13,912
我陪妳去睡覺

406
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,384
這兩個?謝謝

407
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:32,556
你想試吃什麼嗎?

408
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:35,976
好啊

409
00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:47,029
- 很好吃
- 對,那是切羅基紫番茄

410
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:50,449
那是我們其中一種祖傳的品種
我們還有綠斑馬番茄...

411
00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:53,243
我要買五個

412
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:55,662
五個...

413
00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:57,206
五箱

414
00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,124
五箱這個?

415
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:01,376
我要買整個...

416
00:25:03,462 --> 00:25:04,463
我全買了

417
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:08,300
好,那我幫你打包

418
00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:11,428
你在替餐廳找食材嗎?
因為我好像不認識你

419
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:14,848
不,是我自己要用的

420
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,102
這樣夠嗎?

421
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:20,854
夠

422
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:22,856
我聽說你這裡有很特別的東西

423
00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:26,944
所以我想自己來試試看

424
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,697
好,我找人來幫你搬,好嗎?

425
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:31,823
不需要

426
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:34,409
不,你需要,這些滿重的

427
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,167
你的感情生活如何?

428
00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:43,794
什麼?

429
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:46,547
我的感情遇到了問題

430
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,049
很遺憾

431
00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:56,890
你覺得那句話是真的嗎?越挫越勇?

432
00:25:58,475 --> 00:25:59,309
是啊

433
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:05,399
有時候,我想知道
跟一個充滿熱情的人在一起會是什麼樣子

434
00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:09,695
但接著我會想起,熱情終會冷卻

435
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,823
你必須願意繼續走下去

436
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:16,535
不只是其中一人願意,而是兩人都願意

437
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:24,001
我去找人幫你搬...
你可以幫他搬那五箱嗎?

438
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:26,587
- 好
- 只是一個想法

439
00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:30,174
席拉很難在少了熱情的感情中堅持下去

440
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:33,760
- 搞什...
- 保重

441
00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:36,805
{\an8}我的車在這裡

442
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,571
有時候

443
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:56,033
當世界看似太大、太黑暗、太可怕時

444
00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:58,869
我總是希望記得一件事

445
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:01,830
那就是,在轉角處

446
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:06,335
總是有出現魔法的可能性

447
00:27:10,881 --> 00:27:14,384
我在哪裡?我為何想吃胡蘿蔔?

448
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,429
誰想告訴她?

449
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:19,681
告訴我什麼?

450
00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:23,560
妳是怎麼進來的?

451
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,021
直接走進來,沒人攔我

452
00:27:26,605 --> 00:27:27,898
妳不能進來

453
00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,858
她不是真的,妳知道吧?

454
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:32,611
- 什麼?
- 她不是真的

455
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:34,947
- 妳不是真的
- 我很...

456
00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:37,241
妳不是真的,妳是假的

457
00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:39,284
各位,我很抱歉,我不知道她來幹嘛

458
00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:40,827
- 她是假的
- 但她要走了

459
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:41,995
她是假的,她是騙子

460
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:43,747
- 妳該走了
- 她是假的

461
00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:45,749
妳想跟我說這到底是怎麼回事嗎?

462
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:47,918
我很想,但我也不確定

463
00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:49,378
她不是真的

464
00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:53,423
她的名字是假的,頭髮是假的
還有又大又假的矽膠胸部

465
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:56,176
不要碰我,誰說妳能碰我的?

466
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,846
不重要,因為妳不是真的,我才是真的

467
00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:00,180
葛蕾塔,妳也是真的

468
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,057
妳是真的,妳是我的朋友

469
00:28:02,057 --> 00:28:05,352
我很抱歉,我是來跟妳道歉的

470
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:06,645
還有我需要妳

471
00:28:06,645 --> 00:28:08,647
我希望妳回到我的人生裡

472
00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,900
嘿,我們走吧

473
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:12,985
來

474
00:28:12,985 --> 00:28:14,611
妳比她好

475
00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:17,656
妳比我好

476
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,410
- 這我可不確定
- 我確定

477
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:24,496
放開我

478
00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:36,508
妳太可惡了

479
00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:38,802
嘿,葛蕾塔

480
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:42,931
葛蕾塔?葛蕾特?葛蕾德...

481
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,061
我的背沒辦法自己伸展

482
00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:50,541
上兒童節目不是她提議的

483
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:52,835
是我提議的,是我

484
00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:56,463
為什麼?

485
00:29:58,215 --> 00:30:00,968
綜合了對她有好處、對妳有壞處的結果

486
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:04,054
主要是對妳有壞處

487
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:07,933
很公平

488
00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:11,478
我得很努力地贏回妳的信任

489
00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:14,731
我也得很努力地向妳解釋...

490
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:16,441
對,我們真的必須這樣做

491
00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:21,071
但可以之後再做嗎?因為我得離開這裡

492
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:22,155
我好餓

493
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:25,492
對,我也是

494
00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:29,705
我...真的也餓了

495
00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:31,832
是嗎?妳想吃什麼?

496
00:30:34,877 --> 00:30:35,878
漢堡

497
00:30:37,171 --> 00:30:40,340
好,我們去吃他媽的漢堡

498
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:45,429
{\an8}(劇終)

499
00:32:17,688 --> 00:32:19,690
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