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And now on to soluble fibers,

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found in delicious foods
such as mushrooms,

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barley or these oats right here.

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Now, when we digest these foods,

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the fiber in them actually extends
that sensation of feeling full.

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Is that right?

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That is accurate.

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[Sheila] I love how the right foods
can do more for us

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for longer than
the junk food alternatives.

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It's that old "sticks to the ribs" feeling

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that a healthy
and hearty meal can provide. I love it.

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That expression is misleading.

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Soluble fiber delays gastric emptying…

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-[chuckles]
-…and thickens fecal mass.

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[Sheila]
Oh, there's that word again. [chuckles]

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[guest] You can't talk fiber
without talking feces.

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Indeed. Thank you to Letty McDougall,

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a clinical dietitian
from Sharp Memorial Hospital

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who's been teaching us how to have
a happy tummy through healthy eating.

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Back to you.

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-[director] All right, cut!
-[bell rings]

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Sheila. [sighs]
Look, don't give it a second thought.

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Yeah. Fiber was always
gonna be an uphill climb.

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Do not blame yourself.

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[stammers] No, I'm not.

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Uh, Dr. McDougall is a--
had a very important message.

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-She's incredibly knowledgeable and--
-Some people are textbook people.

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-TV just isn't their medium.
-Now, you're TV people.

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-That's for sure. [chuckles]
-Thanks.

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All right.
Let's shake off that fiber lady,

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right, and train our sights
on next week's segment.

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We're still thinking,
"Gyms are the new singles bars."

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[chuckles] We like that idea an awful lot.

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Yes, uh, I know.

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-We really do.
-I know you do.

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But I like the idea of the dynamic
warm-up to help prevent workout injury.

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-My idea.
-We know you do, but it's--

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[director] Thirty seconds out!

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[Dick chuckles]
Nothing like a commercial break meeting

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because the end is always nigh.

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Oh, I'm glad we huddled up
on that singles gym piece.

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Can't wait to see it come to life.

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[upbeat dance music playing]

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♪ There's no denying
What I'm deeply craving ♪

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♪ But I'll stop you there
I'm not misbehaving ♪

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♪ That rich and velvety taste ♪

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♪ So rich, so rich ♪

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♪ That won't add bulk to my waist ♪

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♪ Figure 8s ♪

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♪ So rich, delish, Figure 8s ♪

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♪ So rich, delish, Figure 8s ♪

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♪ So rich, delish, Figure 8s ♪

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Okay, on to Thursday lunch.
School lunches. Sandwiches. PB and Js.

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PB and Js are going to be
in the refrigerator on the middle shelf.

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What's she like in real life, this,
uh, Kelly Kilmartin?

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-Dang it, Ernie.
-What?

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I need you to pay attention to my words,
okay?

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-Jesus, can you not talk to me like--
-I'm trying to explain to you--

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Like I'm one of the kids?

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I premade your meals for the entire
week that I'm going to be gone.

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So I would love it if you could just
pause what you're doing

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and take a moment to, you know, notice.

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Thank you. I didn't ask you to,
but thank you.

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As much as I love your chicken marsala--

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You do love my chicken marsala.
Don't you dare say you don't.

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I do, but we survived your last trip
to… [stammers] …LA. We'll be fine.

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That was three nights!
This is five whole nights.

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I don't think the impact of that is,
like, fully hitting you.

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Okay, you're nervous about your trip
to LA with Kelly. Am I right?

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Hmm? Playing in the big leagues.
Tell you what, how about I tag along, huh?

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Adela can handle the twins for a few days.

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Five days. That's almost a whole week.
I keep telling you that.

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[stammers] You don't like to be alone.
Admit that, at least, all right?

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You miss your friend Sheila.

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Ernie! I don't need you
to fix this or fix me.

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I just need you to listen.

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Can you do that, please?

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I got you extra cold cuts
for late at night in case you get snacky,

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but I separated them into individual sets
so you don't go through them too quick.

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Oh, and I didn't forget about breakfast.
That's in the pantry.

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Come on. Come on. Ern, keep up!

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-[sighs]
-[Sheila] Great class. Thanks, everyone.

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What's the rest of the afternoon?

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So, the 2:15, 5:30 classes,
obviously waiting list only.

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So pat on the back to you.

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And I blocked out 45 minutes for you
to sign those teddy bears

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-for those cancer kids.
-Okay, thank you.

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[sighs]

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[clicks tongue] Uh, if you ever wanted to
open up about

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-what happened between you and Greta…
-I don't.

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…I-- [stammers] Yep.

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And, um, I'm assuming you've seen it?

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Figure 8's commercial?
I hated it. Hate her.

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We don't need to hate anyone.

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Diet cookies aren't my thing anyway.
And I'm not a singer.

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I bet you could be.

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Could you do some research for me
on gyms with singles pickup scenes?

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Aren't you seeing someone?

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It's for a Wake Up San Diego segment.

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Right. [chuckles] Sorry. Uh, yeah.

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-Uh, open or closed?
-Closed.

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[chuckling]

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I'm a fan. Nay, I am a fanatic.

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Probably more verging on zealot.

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About running?

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Yeah. I, you know, did not see
that coming at all, but now that's--

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that is just who I am.
Running free out in the world. [chuckles]

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Don't you get tired?

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-That's the best part.
-[chuckles]

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I'm thinking about launching an outreach
program for disadvantaged youths.

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Like a running program. Just now.

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Can't they just run if they want to?

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You would think that, wouldn't you, right?

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But… [inhales deeply]

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…the tentacular nature
of systemic inequality just…

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Never mind. Um, that was the passion
of the newly converted.

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Sorry. Um, what about you?

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Do you have anything that you
believe in strongly or feel strongly?

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[clicks tongue, inhales sharply]

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I feel strongly that people should not
be allowed to own snakes. [chuckles]

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Wow. Okay. [chuckles] Yeah.
Asked and answered.

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I guess I don't know. I'm, um--

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There's not much
that I'm passionate about.

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Not like you.

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Is that why you thought to ask me out?

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[chuckles]

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Yeah.

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And I like your butt.

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[both chuckle]

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Nice. That's nice.

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I think we should talk about
the elephant in the cantina.

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Uh, Sheila. Sheila is the elephant.

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Oh, she would not like that analogy.
[chuckles]

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I mean, she would play it off
like she didn't care.

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So I-- I just don't think that, you know,
you working with my ex-wife--

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-For. I work for her.
-For, yes.

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Nonetheless, I don't think it should have
much bearing on us seeing each other.

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In personal context.

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What do you think?

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Yeah. I tend to totally agree.

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And we don't even have to talk about it.
Her.

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I probably will want to though.

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I will too. Yeah. Sometimes.

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I mean, she's not holding back on dating.
So, why should you?

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Right. [sniffs] That's right. [chuckles]

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[whistle blowing]

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Oh, this is why I love this place.
[chuckles]

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What is this?

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["My Last Disco Song" playing]

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[whistle continues blowing]

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Pointing at me?

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Yes, you.

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-Okay.
-[chuckles]

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-Okay. Wow.
-[Fidelia] You've got this!

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-[Fidelia laughing]
-[patrons cheer]

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Mmm. Ah.

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[sighs]

158
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-[baby fusses]
-Hey, girl.

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[sighs] I understand you're still upset.

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Good. I am.

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I shouldn't have been so presumptuous
as to assume I knew what you needed.

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Medically or psychologically.

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[sighs] This is your penance?

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I want to help.

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As a husband and a father.

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You deserve that kind of help.

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I've cleared my whole day.
From now until bath time,

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I will be in charge of Grace.

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And you can do whatever you want
during that time. That time is yours.

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She has a checkup
at Dr. Gilchrist's today, John.

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I know, at 11:30.

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I've got the address
and phone number already written down.

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You wanna do this?

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I do. But for you.
I want to do this for you.

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You'll call me at Dr. Gilchrist's
if there's anything wrong?

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I will. Enjoy the silence and relax.

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If only for a short time.

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Okay. I'm ready for the baby now. [sighs]

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-Okay.
-It's okay.

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[groans] Oh, yeah. I've got it.

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Okay.

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Wish me luck.

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Yeah, I love working out.

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-I mean-- Well, clearly. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

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Right? [chuckles]
Like, I thought I just said that.

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You did. I actually asked you
why you like working out.

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-You did, didn't you?
-[chuckles]

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Shit.

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[Sheila] So, Mitch,
you said you met your girlfriend here.

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Is the social aspect of exercise
important to you?

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If I let you interview me on camera,

192
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you're not gonna make me sound
like a dipshit, are you?

193
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-[mouthing] No.
-Because I was on the news once,

194
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,271
and they made me sound
like a total dipshit.

195
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[Carlos laughs, coughs]

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Absolutely not.

197
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:11,069
Because there's a lot of things that I am.

198
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I do eat a lot of meat.
That's good for you.

199
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,784
I love magnesium before I go to bed.
Get up. Slam some creatine.

200
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♪ There's no denying
What I'm deeply craving ♪

201
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:24,082
♪ But I'll stop you there
I'm not misbehaving ♪

202
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♪ That rich and velvety taste ♪

203
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,253
♪ So rich, so rich ♪

204
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,131
♪ That won't add bulk to my waist ♪

205
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♪ Figure 8s ♪

206
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♪ So rich, delish, Figure 8s ♪

207
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,681
♪ So rich, delish, Figure 8s ♪

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-[laughs]
-You know what I'm saying?

209
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:44,061
-Yeah, I really-- No, I-- I-- I-- Yeah.
-Thank you.

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00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,940
Let's, um-- Let's take-- Let's take five.

211
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,275
-Let's take five. Yeah. [inhales deeply]
-Yeah.

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00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,529
A shitty idea yields a shitty result.

213
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,657
Okay then. Why'd you ask me to stop by?

214
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,868
I don't know. Uh-- [clicks tongue]

215
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:03,288
So I could… [chuckles]
…think I'm better than this,

216
00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:06,792
and you would have a reason to believe me?

217
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,711
Let me tell you something.

218
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,797
You're fat, okay?

219
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,508
Not where it's cute. Where it's ugly.

220
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:18,679
You got skinny arms and a big, fat ass.

221
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,514
What?

222
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,059
What did you say?

223
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:25,853
You didn't hear me? [scoffs]

224
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:30,774
Uh, I-- I-- I-- Sorry, I just was,
um-- I just got distracted.

225
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,820
I was thinking-- What?
Could you just say that again?

226
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,115
You're definitely better than this.

227
00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,577
Oh, um. Yeah.

228
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,370
Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

229
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,330
Okay, we should get back.

230
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,292
[sighs] Whoo.

231
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,420
So, how was last night?

232
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,755
Oh, thank you for waiting two seconds
before asking.

233
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,174
Uh-huh, uh-huh. How was it?

234
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:59,178
Uh, it was, um-- it was nice, actually.

235
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,055
Oh, what's her name? What grade is she in?

236
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,056
Okay.

237
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,642
Does she have a curfew, or are, like,
her parents the more permissive type?

238
00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,021
It's not funny.
And also, it's not accurate.

239
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,814
Okay,
I think it's a reasonable assumption.

240
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,735
Oh, yeah? That I went on a date
with a teenager and I'm a felon?

241
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,695
Okay, you're not a felon,
but you are a dirtbag.

242
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,239
What a gift, you making that distinction.

243
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,491
I mean, you only date women
you can control.

244
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,451
Or at least manipulate.

245
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,037
-[scoffs]
-Like doe-eyed freshmen, babysitters--

246
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,081
Did I have control over Nicole Maura?

247
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,460
No. She was five years older
than I was, and she kissed me.

248
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,378
I meant babysitters you'd hired.

249
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,465
You made out with Nicole Maura
from Hillcrest High?

250
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:40,093
We kissed once, yes,
but "made out" sounds a lot better,

251
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,095
-so, yeah, please use that terminology.
-[scoffs]

252
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,389
You're threatened by women
of strength and conviction.

253
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,307
No.

254
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,059
Look, it's not like the worst thing
in the world.

255
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,520
It just means you're probably not
going out for margaritas

256
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,022
-with anyone all that fully-formed.
-[chuckles]

257
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,900
Oh. So, I caught Maya putting toothpaste
on her vagina.

258
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,944
-What?
-[Deb] She said it tingled.

259
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,738
She's right. No big deal,
just thought you might wanna know.

260
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,449
But, oh, you need more toothpaste.
And Ritz Crackers.

261
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,410
Hey, ready to go to school, baby girl?

262
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:09,748
-Yep. I want Aunt Debbie to take me.
-You got it, kid.

263
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,916
Yeah. [inhales sharply]

264
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,877
Um. [clears throat]

265
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,129
She's 37, I'll have you know.

266
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,048
-Mm-hmm.
-[Danny] And her name is Alma,

267
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,509
and she's an architect
from Andalusia, Spain.

268
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,428
-Where Picasso's from.
-This is sad.

269
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,849
And she has two kids. Nine and 11.
Those are their ages, not their names.

270
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,686
-And her biggest fear is snakes.
-[Maya grunts]

271
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,187
-Okay.
-Who's that?

272
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,438
Nobody that you know.

273
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,357
-[Deb] Hey, let's go, sweetie.
-[Danny sniffs]

274
00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:38,193
[door closes]

275
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,030
Toothpaste.

276
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,079
[Dr. Gilchrist]
And Miss Grace here, was, uh--

277
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,081
[stammers]
What was her birth weight, Mr. Breem?

278
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,379
[Breem] I do not know. No.

279
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,798
[Dr. Gilchrist]
Still a little under what we'd like,

280
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:03,594
but, uh, how many ounces
is she keeping down per feeding?

281
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,222
[Breem] I'm sorry-- Uh, you mean…
[stammers] …of milk?

282
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:08,849
[Dr. Gilchrist] Yes.

283
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,229
[Breem] Milk. [sighs]
That's what I thought.

284
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:18,400
[echoes] Um, I don't know though
in terms of ounces.

285
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:26,033
I do not like this one iota. [sighs]

286
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,827
["(I'm A) TV Savage" playing]

287
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,495
[indistinct chattering]

288
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,425
[Greta] So I had a great meeting

289
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:45,844
with Moe Crittenden
and the margarine people.

290
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,264
Uh, they saw the cookie commercial
and loved it, obviously.

291
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,350
Everyone did. But, um,

292
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,394
I really had to butter them up
to get this meeting, so…

293
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:58,398
Mmm, I wouldn't say "butter"
in margarine country if I were you.

294
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,194
[chuckles] Good one, Rusty.

295
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,029
♪ Ta-da ♪

296
00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,200
-What do you think?
-Oh, I don't--

297
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,245
I don't really know what to think.
Is there a bottom part?

298
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,704
Of course there's a bottom part.

299
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:15,832
-Man, this whole gig's a bottom part.
-[all chuckle]

300
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,086
That's another good one, Rusty.
So glad you could be here.

301
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,170
Oh, shit.

302
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,548
I'm waiting for wardrobe
to bring my shortened shorts,

303
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,799
'cause they were way too long.

304
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:28,262
Yeah, okay, so, a little hard to focus.

305
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,640
Um, have you ever considered
doing any children's programming?

306
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,685
The margarine people think
it would be a really good idea

307
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,855
if you did one of those educational
puppet shows for kids.

308
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,691
Yeah, it'd bring you more
into their family of brands.

309
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,861
Kid shows are a pass.
Small costars, small paychecks.

310
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:46,697
You heard the boss.

311
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:50,742
So, Kelly, this is not about
what you're getting up front, yeah?

312
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:53,036
This is about you knowing the back end.

313
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,706
No! I heard it. [chuckles] Okay.

314
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,333
I'm embarrassed. I got it.
I caught it that time.

315
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,378
That makes a whole lot of sense to me.

316
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,505
-[inhales sharply] But--
-[knocking]

317
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,590
Yeah.

318
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,511
I have Ms. Kilmartin's shorts.

319
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,558
You are doing God's work. Thank you.

320
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,518
And her special delivery.

321
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,316
[door closes]

322
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:24,401
[whistles, clicks tongue]

323
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,197
-[sighs] I thought this was a charity gig.
-[Kelly] Oh,

324
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,407
Rusty beat this into me a long time ago.

325
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,534
Always demand your salary up front.

326
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,703
"Cause what are they gonna do?

327
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,122
-Do the fucking show without you?"
-"Do the fucking show without you?"

328
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,166
[both chuckle]

329
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,376
[Rusty] See,
that's just good business right there.

330
00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,296
Oh, shit. I put 'em on backwards.

331
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,881
[Rusty] That's what makes you cute.

332
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,550
That and that ass. [sighs, sniffs]

333
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,802
Party in the front, party in the back.
[chuckles]

334
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,305
[grunts] That'll wake you up.

335
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,892
Is my daughter sick? Is that what you're--

336
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,894
[Dr. Gilchrist] No, no. She's fine.

337
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,605
Mr. Breem,
do you know what your blood type is?

338
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,066
Uh, yes. It's O.

339
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,567
And you're sure about that?

340
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:06,818
Absolutely.

341
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:11,406
The same as your wife's.
And-- And Grace's blood type is AB.

342
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,117
Is that bad?

343
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,871
It's not good or-- or bad.
It's-- It's simply--

344
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,249
I-It must be a mistake is all.

345
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:24,336
Y-Your wife and you both O
means a child would also be O.

346
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:29,550
Mr. Breem, I'm-- I'm calling you
as a courtesy, man-to-man,

347
00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:34,221
to tell you it is biologically impossible
that you are that little girl's father.

348
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:41,311
Uh, I have no interest in involving myself
in anything marital. I-- I just--

349
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:45,148
Called as a courtesy. Man-to-man.

350
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,985
That's right.

351
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:52,948
[swallows] Yes, um, thank you.

352
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,493
[handset clatters in cradle]

353
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,041
[Sheila]
I should be celebrating five months

354
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,128
without any binges or intrusive voices.

355
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,630
Uh, I know. I know.
Shoulda, woulda, coulda.

356
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:12,593
But I was doing so great,
and then, I don't know.

357
00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:16,722
The-- The voices weren't there,

358
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,976
and then they changed

359
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,770
and, um, shape-shifted.

360
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:27,482
[sighs] And started coming at me
in a different form.

361
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:32,070
[sighs] I had another binge
at that fitness expo.

362
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:34,948
Figure 8s?

363
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,492
Yeah. Yeah. Those are the ones.

364
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:41,496
Uh, I thought, I don't know,
I could handle it and then, well…

365
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,750
That rich and velvety taste.

366
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,670
-♪ That won't add bulk to my waist ♪
-[Sheila] Are you guys--

367
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,841
♪ There's no denying
What I'm deeply craving ♪

368
00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:56,303
♪ But I'll stop you there
I'm not misbehaving ♪

369
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,847
♪ That rich and velvety taste ♪

370
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,432
♪ So rich, so rich ♪

371
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:03,352
♪ Won't add bulk to my waist ♪

372
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,020
♪ Figure 8s ♪

373
00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:08,565
♪ So rich, delish, Figure 8s ♪

374
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,277
♪ So rich, delish, Figure 8s ♪

375
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,198
♪ So rich, delish, Figure 8s ♪

376
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,283
[gasps]

377
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:22,162
[Harriet] Is there anything you want
to share with us today, Sheila?

378
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,208
And welcome back, everyone.

379
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:29,002
It's now 13 past the hour
here in San Diego,

380
00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,422
which means it's now time
for everyone's favorite fitness expert,

381
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:33,632
Sheila D. Rubin.

382
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,677
Now, Sheila, I understand
you're here today to tell us how gyms,

383
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,387
which are more popular than ever,

384
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,932
are becoming the new hot places
for singles to meet.

385
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:46,228
Many saying surpassing even singles bars.
Tell us more about that, Sheila.

386
00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:50,566
Oh, I'd prefer not to.
But thank you so much for the intro, Stew.

387
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:53,777
Uh, um.

388
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,696
Is it Dick? Or Stew?

389
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:59,157
I'm-- I forgot your name.
Doesn't matter. [clears throat]

390
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,245
I'm not gonna talk about singles
meeting singles in gyms,

391
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,081
because… [chuckles] …that--
It's stupid and I don't want to.

392
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:10,502
But I am going to use my time on air
to talk about something more--

393
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:12,254
[clicks tongue] something more--

394
00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,548
I-- I have something else to say.

395
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,426
I have to say it.
If I don't, I feel I may--

396
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,970
I may explode. [chuckles]

397
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,685
I've been suffering
from the eating disorder known as bulimia

398
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,395
since I was a teenaged girl.

399
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,732
And, uh, it didn't get better
when I got married.

400
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,526
Or when I became a mother.

401
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:40,032
But it did get better
when I discovered exercise

402
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:44,912
that got me out of the destructive
thoughts in my head and into my body,

403
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:49,750
that opened a whole new door
to a new and healthier way of life.

404
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,837
[Sheila] I sought treatment,
I committed to my recovery,

405
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,131
and I got a lot better.

406
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,550
Healthier. Happier.

407
00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,636
Hopeful, even.

408
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,098
Which brings me to what I would prefer
to be talking about this morning.

409
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,684
Which is how much I detest
the entire premise

410
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:12,940
of Hartman Foods' "diet" cookie
known as the Figure 8s.

411
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,235
There is no such thing as a diet cookie.

412
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:20,113
And there's no such thing
as a shortcut to a whole new you.

413
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:21,740
That's a lie.

414
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,742
A very beautiful and appealing lie

415
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:27,371
being sold to you
by a very beautiful and appealing liar.

416
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:30,874
And I don't know about you,
but I am sick of being lied to.

417
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,459
Sick and tired of it.

418
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:36,588
If there's one thing I know for sure--
maybe the only thing I know for sure

419
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:40,551
is that a healthy and happy life
isn't easy.

420
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:45,347
It happens slowly and surely
with hard work and determination.

421
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,058
But there's help and there's hope.

422
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,811
And if you want to know more,
please contact me,

423
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,396
care of Body By Sheila.

424
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,983
PO Box 89, San Diego, California, 92101.

425
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:40,068
[phone ringing]

426
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:54,625
-Hello?
-What do you think you've done?

427
00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,087
Greta. I didn't think
you were speaking to me anymore.

428
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:03,050
Oh, I think you owe me at very least
a simple explanation

429
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:08,096
of what it is you think you did
on television this morning.

430
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,848
I did what I wanted to do.

431
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:12,226
[smacks lips] There it is.

432
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,771
-Still on the same page about some things.
-[Sheila] I didn't plan it.

433
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,564
I didn't know what was gonna come out
of my mouth.

434
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:20,400
-I just had to be truthful for once.
-[Greta] Sure you did.

435
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,027
How very brave of you.

436
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:26,865
Never mind the fact that you took aim
and fired at Kelly and me in the process.

437
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,951
She's not gonna stand for this.

438
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,287
Is this your new job?
Just relaying Kelly's threats?

439
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:35,374
She doesn't know I am talking to you.
I am doing this--

440
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,294
I am doing this as a former friend.

441
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:41,046
Oh, how very brave of you.

442
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,468
I-- [sighs]

443
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:49,429
-I'm sorry if I--
-You're not sorry.

444
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,142
But you will be.

445
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,061
[phone clicks]

446
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:11,285
["What Is Love" playing]