1 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,220 And now on to soluble fibers, 2 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:14,181 found in delicious foods such as mushrooms, 3 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,808 barley or these oats right here. 4 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,353 Now, when we digest these foods, 5 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:23,690 the fiber in them actually extends that sensation of feeling full. 6 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:24,691 Is that right? 7 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:25,859 That is accurate. 8 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:29,238 I love how the right foods can do more for us 9 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,823 for longer than the junk food alternatives. 10 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:34,034 It's that old "sticks to the ribs" feeling 11 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:37,329 that a healthy and hearty meal can provide. I love it. 12 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,498 That expression is misleading. 13 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:42,626 Soluble fiber delays gastric emptying 14 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,545 and thickens fecal mass. 15 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,922 There's that word again. 16 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:49,758 You can't talk fiber without talking feces. 17 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,970 Indeed. Thank you to Letty McDougall, 18 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,848 a clinical dietitian from Sharp Memorial Hospital 19 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:59,810 who's been teaching us how to have a happy tummy through healthy eating. 20 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,311 Back to you. 21 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,479 All right, cut! 22 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,191 Sheila. Look, don't give it a second thought. 23 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,110 Yeah. Fiber was always gonna be an uphill climb. 24 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,444 Do not blame yourself. 25 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:10,529 No, I'm not. 26 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:13,532 Dr. McDougall is a-- had a very important message. 27 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,951 -She's incredibly knowledgeable and-- -Some people are textbook people. 28 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,328 -TV just isn't their medium. -Now, you're TV people. 29 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,955 -That's for sure. -Thanks. 30 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,874 All right. Let's shake off that fiber lady, 31 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,001 right, and train our sights on next week's segment. 32 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,004 We're still thinking, "Gyms are the new singles bars." 33 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,672 We like that idea an awful lot. 34 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:29,673 Yes, I know. 35 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,175 -We really do. -I know you do. 36 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:35,971 But I like the idea of the dynamic warm-up to help prevent workout injury. 37 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,848 -My idea. -We know you do, but it's-- 38 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,099 Thirty seconds out! 39 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,018 Nothing like a commercial break meeting 40 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,144 because the end is always nigh. 41 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,230 I'm glad we huddled up on that singles gym piece. 42 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,857 Can't wait to see it come to life. 43 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:06,251 There's no denying What I'm deeply craving 44 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:09,545 But I'll stop you there I'm not misbehaving 45 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,049 That rich and velvety taste 46 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,425 So rich, so rich 47 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:16,178 That won't add bulk to my waist 48 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,722 Figure 8s 49 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,892 So rich, delish, Figure 8s 50 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,604 So rich, delish, Figure 8s 51 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,441 So rich, delish, Figure 8s 52 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:41,787 Okay, on to Thursday lunch. School lunches. Sandwiches. PB and Js. 53 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:45,165 PB and Js are going to be in the refrigerator on the middle shelf. 54 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:48,293 What's she like in real life, this Kelly Kilmartin? 55 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,045 -Dang it, Ernie. -What? 56 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,881 I need you to pay attention to my words, okay? 57 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,634 -Jesus, can you not talk to me like-- -I'm trying to explain to you-- 58 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:56,927 Like I'm one of the kids? 59 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,055 I premade your meals for the entire week that I'm going to be gone. 60 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:02,432 So I would love it if you could just pause what you're doing 61 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,852 and take a moment to, you know, notice. 62 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,980 Thank you. I didn't ask you to, but thank you. 63 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,940 As much as I love your chicken marsala-- 64 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,360 You do love my chicken marsala. Don't you dare say you don't. 65 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,655 I do, but we survived your last trip to LA. We'll be fine. 66 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,032 That was three nights! This is five whole nights. 67 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,411 I don't think the impact of that is, like, fully hitting you. 68 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,955 Okay, you're nervous about your trip to LA with Kelly. Am I right? 69 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:29,918 Playing in the big leagues. Tell you what, how about I tag along? 70 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,921 Adela can handle the twins for a few days. 71 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:37,968 Five days. That's almost a whole week. I keep telling you that. 72 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:41,513 You don't like to be alone. Admit that, at least, all right? 73 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:42,764 You miss your friend Sheila. 74 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,351 Ernie! I don't need you to fix this or fix me. 75 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,811 I just need you to listen. 76 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,605 Can you do that, please? 77 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,527 I got you extra cold cuts for late at night in case you get snacky, 78 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:58,530 but I separated them into individual sets so you don't go through them too quick. 79 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,991 And I didn't forget about breakfast. That's in the pantry. 80 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,118 Come on. Ern, keep up! 81 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,412 Great class. Thanks, everyone. 82 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,080 What's the rest of the afternoon? 83 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,918 So, the 2:15, 5:30 classes, obviously waiting list only. 84 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,628 So pat on the back to you. 85 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,048 And I blocked out 45 minutes for you to sign those teddy bears 86 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,882 -for those cancer kids. -Okay, thank you. 87 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,848 If you ever wanted to open up about 88 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,683 -what happened between you and Greta… -I don't. 89 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,851 …I-- Yep. 90 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,104 And I'm assuming you've seen it? 91 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,899 Figure 8's commercial? I hated it. Hate her. 92 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,359 We don't need to hate anyone. 93 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,570 Diet cookies aren't my thing anyway. And I'm not a singer. 94 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:39,780 I bet you could be. 95 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:46,453 Could you do some research for me on gyms with singles pickup scenes? 96 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,205 Aren't you seeing someone? 97 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,999 It's for a Wake Up San Diego segment. 98 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,836 Right. Sorry. Yeah. 99 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,589 -Open or closed? -Closed. 100 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:14,523 I'm a fan. Nay, I am a fanatic. 101 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,233 Probably more verging on zealot. 102 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,568 About running? 103 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:21,446 Yeah. I, you know, did not see that coming at all, but now that's-- 104 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:24,157 that is just who I am. Running free out in the world. 105 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,742 Don't you get tired? 106 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,744 That's the best part. 107 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,831 I'm thinking about launching an outreach program for disadvantaged youths. 108 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,125 Like a running program. Just now. 109 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:36,795 Can't they just run if they want to? 110 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,839 You would think that, wouldn't you, right? 111 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:39,923 But… 112 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:46,263 the tentacular nature of systemic inequality just… 113 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:52,394 Never mind. That was the passion of the newly converted. 114 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,146 Sorry. What about you? 115 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:58,358 Do you have anything that you believe in strongly or feel strongly? 116 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:04,865 I feel strongly that people should not be allowed to own snakes. 117 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:08,243 Wow. Okay. Yeah. Asked and answered. 118 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,288 I guess I don't know. I'm-- 119 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,041 There's not much that I'm passionate about. 120 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:15,250 Not like you. 121 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,505 Is that why you thought to ask me out? 122 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,091 Yeah. 123 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,136 And I like your butt. 124 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,390 Nice. That's nice. 125 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:36,021 I think we should talk about the elephant in the cantina. 126 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,109 Sheila. Sheila is the elephant. 127 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,029 She would not like that analogy. 128 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,989 I mean, she would play it off like she didn't care. 129 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,826 So I just don't think that, you know, you working with my ex-wife-- 130 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,620 -For. I work for her. -For, yes. 131 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:56,333 Nonetheless, I don't think it should have much bearing on us seeing each other. 132 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,670 In personal context. 133 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,421 What do you think? 134 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,924 Yeah. I tend to totally agree. 135 00:07:05,676 --> 00:07:08,345 And we don't even have to talk about it. Her. 136 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,597 I probably will want to though. 137 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:13,308 I will too. Yeah. Sometimes. 138 00:07:13,392 --> 00:07:18,105 I mean, she's not holding back on dating. So, why should you? 139 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,818 Right. That's right. 140 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,406 This is why I love this place. 141 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:28,574 What is this? 142 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:34,955 Pointing at me? 143 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:36,748 Yes, you. 144 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:37,833 Okay. 145 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:43,088 -Okay. Wow. -You've got this! 146 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:03,734 Hey, girl. 147 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,236 I understand you're still upset. 148 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,906 Good. I am. 149 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:12,534 I shouldn't have been so presumptuous as to assume I knew what you needed. 150 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:16,079 Medically or psychologically. 151 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,081 This is your penance? 152 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,459 I want to help. 153 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,086 As a husband and a father. 154 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,589 You deserve that kind of help. 155 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:30,594 I've cleared my whole day. From now until bath time, 156 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,179 I will be in charge of Grace. 157 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:38,227 And you can do whatever you want during that time. That time is yours. 158 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,897 She has a checkup at Dr. Gilchrist's today, John. 159 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,732 I know, at 11:30. 160 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,984 I've got the address and phone number already written down. 161 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,946 You wanna do this? 162 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:54,660 I do. But for you. I want to do this for you. 163 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:02,543 You'll call me at Dr. Gilchrist's if there's anything wrong? 164 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:07,798 I will. Enjoy the silence and relax. 165 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:09,883 If only for a short time. 166 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,719 Okay. I'm ready for the baby now. 167 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,307 -Okay. -It's okay. 168 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,895 Oh, yeah. I've got it. 169 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,691 Okay. 170 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,277 Wish me luck. 171 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,696 Yeah, I love working out. 172 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:35,158 I mean-- Well, clearly. 173 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:39,496 Right? Like, I thought I just said that. 174 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:44,334 You did. I actually asked you why you like working out. 175 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,879 You did, didn't you? 176 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:48,589 Shit. 177 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:51,425 So, Mitch, you said you met your girlfriend here. 178 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,927 Is the social aspect of exercise important to you? 179 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,263 If I let you interview me on camera, 180 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,348 you're not gonna make me sound like a dipshit, are you? 181 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,518 -No. -Because I was on the news once, 182 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,271 and they made me sound like a total dipshit. 183 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:07,733 Absolutely not. 184 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:11,069 Because there's a lot of things that I am. 185 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,906 I do eat a lot of meat. That's good for you. 186 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,784 I love magnesium before I go to bed. Get up. Slam some creatine. 187 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,662 There's no denying What I'm deeply craving 188 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:24,082 But I'll stop you there I'm not misbehaving 189 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,543 That rich and velvety taste 190 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,253 So rich, so rich 191 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:31,131 That won't add bulk to my waist 192 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:32,966 Figure 8s 193 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:36,178 So rich, delish, Figure 8s 194 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:39,765 So rich, delish, Figure 8s 195 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,266 You know what I'm saying? 196 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:44,061 -Yeah, I really-- No, I-- Yeah. -Thank you. 197 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,940 Let's take five. 198 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,441 -Let's take five. Yeah. -Yeah. 199 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,529 A shitty idea yields a shitty result. 200 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,657 Okay then. Why'd you ask me to stop by? 201 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,159 I don't know. 202 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:03,288 So I could think I'm better than this, 203 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:06,792 and you would have a reason to believe me? 204 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,711 Let me tell you something. 205 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,797 You're fat, okay? 206 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,508 Not where it's cute. Where it's ugly. 207 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:18,679 You got skinny arms and a big, fat ass. 208 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,514 What? 209 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,059 What did you say? 210 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:25,853 You didn't hear me? 211 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:30,774 I-- Sorry, I just was, I just got distracted. 212 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,820 I was thinking-- What? Could you just say that again? 213 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:38,115 You're definitely better than this. 214 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:41,577 Yeah. 215 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,370 Yeah, that's what I thought you said. 216 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,330 Okay, we should get back. 217 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,420 So, how was last night? 218 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,755 Thank you for waiting two seconds before asking. 219 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,174 Uh-huh. How was it? 220 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,178 It was nice, actually. 221 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,055 What's her name? What grade is she in? 222 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,056 Okay. 223 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,642 Does she have a curfew, or are, like, her parents the more permissive type? 224 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,021 It's not funny. And also, it's not accurate. 225 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,814 Okay, I think it's a reasonable assumption. 226 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:14,735 Oh, yeah? That I went on a date with a teenager and I'm a felon? 227 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,695 Okay, you're not a felon, but you are a dirtbag. 228 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,239 What a gift, you making that distinction. 229 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,491 I mean, you only date women you can control. 230 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,451 Or at least manipulate. 231 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,037 Like doe-eyed freshmen, babysitters-- 232 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,081 Did I have control over Nicole Maura? 233 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,460 No. She was five years older than I was, and she kissed me. 234 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,378 I meant babysitters you'd hired. 235 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,465 You made out with Nicole Maura from Hillcrest High? 236 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:40,093 We kissed once, yes, but "made out" sounds a lot better, 237 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,095 so, yeah, please use that terminology. 238 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,389 You're threatened by women of strength and conviction. 239 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,307 No. 240 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,059 Look, it's not like the worst thing in the world. 241 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,520 It just means you're probably not going out for margaritas 242 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,647 with anyone all that fully-formed. 243 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:54,900 So, I caught Maya putting toothpaste on her vagina. 244 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,944 -What? -She said it tingled. 245 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,738 She's right. No big deal, just thought you might wanna know. 246 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,449 But you need more toothpaste. And Ritz Crackers. 247 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,410 Hey, ready to go to school, baby girl? 248 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:09,748 -Yep. I want Aunt Debbie to take me. -You got it, kid. 249 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,832 Yeah. 250 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,129 She's 37, I'll have you know. 251 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,048 And her name is Alma, 252 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,509 and she's an architect from Andalusia, Spain. 253 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,428 -Where Picasso's from. -This is sad. 254 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,849 And she has two kids. Nine and 11. Those are their ages, not their names. 255 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,686 And her biggest fear is snakes. 256 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,187 -Okay. -Who's that? 257 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,438 Nobody that you know. 258 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:34,690 Hey, let's go, sweetie. 259 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,030 Toothpaste. 260 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,079 And Miss Grace here, was-- 261 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,081 What was her birth weight, Mr. Breem? 262 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,379 I do not know. No. 263 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,798 Still a little under what we'd like, 264 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:03,594 but how many ounces is she keeping down per feeding? 265 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,222 I'm sorry-- You mean of milk? 266 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:08,849 Yes. 267 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,229 Milk. That's what I thought. 268 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:18,400 I don't know though in terms of ounces. 269 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:25,115 I do not like this one iota. 270 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,425 So I had a great meeting 271 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:45,844 with Moe Crittenden and the margarine people. 272 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,264 They saw the cookie commercial and loved it, obviously. 273 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:50,599 Everyone did. But 274 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,394 I really had to butter them up to get this meeting, so… 275 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:58,398 I wouldn't say "butter" in margarine country if I were you. 276 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,194 Good one, Rusty. 277 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,200 -What do you think? -I don't-- 278 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,245 I don't really know what to think. Is there a bottom part? 279 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,704 Of course there's a bottom part. 280 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,957 Man, this whole gig's a bottom part. 281 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,086 That's another good one, Rusty. So glad you could be here. 282 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,170 Oh, shit. 283 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,548 I'm waiting for wardrobe to bring my shortened shorts, 284 00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,799 'cause they were way too long. 285 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:28,262 Yeah, okay, so, a little hard to focus. 286 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:31,640 Have you ever considered doing any children's programming? 287 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,685 The margarine people think it would be a really good idea 288 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,855 if you did one of those educational puppet shows for kids. 289 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,691 Yeah, it'd bring you more into their family of brands. 290 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,861 Kid shows are a pass. Small costars, small paychecks. 291 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:46,697 You heard the boss. 292 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:50,742 So, Kelly, this is not about what you're getting up front, yeah? 293 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:53,036 This is about you knowing the back end. 294 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,706 No! I heard it. Okay. 295 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,333 I'm embarrassed. I got it. I caught it that time. 296 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,461 That makes a whole lot of sense to me. 297 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:02,963 But-- 298 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:04,590 Yeah. 299 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,511 I have Ms. Kilmartin's shorts. 300 00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:14,558 You are doing God's work. Thank you. 301 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,518 And her special delivery. 302 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,113 I thought this was a charity gig. 303 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:30,407 Rusty beat this into me a long time ago. 304 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,534 Always demand your salary up front. 305 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,703 "Cause what are they gonna do? 306 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,122 -Do the fucking show without you?" -"Do the fucking show without you?" 307 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,376 See, that's just good business right there. 308 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:44,296 Oh, shit. I put 'em on backwards. 309 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,881 That's what makes you cute. 310 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,424 That and that ass. 311 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,552 Party in the front, party in the back. 312 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,305 That'll wake you up. 313 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,892 Is my daughter sick? Is that what you're-- 314 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,894 No. She's fine. 315 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:01,605 Mr. Breem, do you know what your blood type is? 316 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,066 Yes. It's O. 317 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,567 And you're sure about that? 318 00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:06,818 Absolutely. 319 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:11,406 The same as your wife's. And Grace's blood type is AB. 320 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,117 Is that bad? 321 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,871 It's not good or bad. It's simply-- 322 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,249 It must be a mistake is all. 323 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:24,336 Your wife and you both O means a child would also be O. 324 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:29,550 Mr. Breem, I'm calling you as a courtesy, man-to-man, 325 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:34,221 to tell you it is biologically impossible that you are that little girl's father. 326 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:41,311 I have no interest in involving myself in anything marital. I just-- 327 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:45,148 Called as a courtesy. Man-to-man. 328 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,985 That's right. 329 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,948 Yes, thank you. 330 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,041 I should be celebrating five months 331 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,128 without any binges or intrusive voices. 332 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,630 I know. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. 333 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:12,593 But I was doing so great, and then, I don't know. 334 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:16,722 The voices weren't there, 335 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:20,976 and then they changed 336 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,770 and shape-shifted. 337 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:27,608 And started coming at me in a different form. 338 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:32,279 I had another binge at that fitness expo. 339 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:34,948 Figure 8s? 340 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,492 Yeah. Those are the ones. 341 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:41,496 I thought, I don't know, I could handle it and then, well… 342 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,750 That rich and velvety taste. 343 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,670 -That won't add bulk to my waist -Are you guys-- 344 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:52,841 There's no denying What I'm deeply craving 345 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:56,303 But I'll stop you there I'm not misbehaving 346 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,847 That rich and velvety taste 347 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,432 So rich, so rich 348 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:03,352 Won't add bulk to my waist 349 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,020 Figure 8s 350 00:19:05,521 --> 00:19:08,565 So rich, delish, Figure 8s 351 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,277 So rich, delish, Figure 8s 352 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,198 So rich, delish, Figure 8s 353 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:22,162 Is there anything you want to share with us today, Sheila? 354 00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:26,208 And welcome back, everyone. 355 00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:29,002 It's now 13 past the hour here in San Diego, 356 00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:32,422 which means it's now time for everyone's favorite fitness expert, 357 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:33,632 Sheila D. Rubin. 358 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,677 Now, Sheila, I understand you're here today to tell us how gyms, 359 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,387 which are more popular than ever, 360 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,932 are becoming the new hot places for singles to meet. 361 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:46,228 Many saying surpassing even singles bars. Tell us more about that, Sheila. 362 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:50,566 I'd prefer not to. But thank you so much for the intro, Stew. 363 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,696 Is it Dick? Or Stew? 364 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,490 I'm-- I forgot your name. Doesn't matter. 365 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,245 I'm not gonna talk about singles meeting singles in gyms, 366 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,081 because that-- It's stupid and I don't want to. 367 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:10,711 But I am going to use my time on air to talk about something more-- 368 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,254 something more-- 369 00:20:12,838 --> 00:20:14,548 I have something else to say. 370 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,426 I have to say it. If I don't, I feel I may-- 371 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,178 I may explode. 372 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,685 I've been suffering from the eating disorder known as bulimia 373 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,395 since I was a teenaged girl. 374 00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:31,732 And it didn't get better when I got married. 375 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,526 Or when I became a mother. 376 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:40,032 But it did get better when I discovered exercise 377 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:44,912 that got me out of the destructive thoughts in my head and into my body, 378 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:49,750 that opened a whole new door to a new and healthier way of life. 379 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,837 I sought treatment, I committed to my recovery, 380 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:56,131 and I got a lot better. 381 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,550 Healthier. Happier. 382 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,636 Hopeful, even. 383 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,098 Which brings me to what I would prefer to be talking about this morning. 384 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:07,684 Which is how much I detest the entire premise 385 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:12,940 of Hartman Foods' "diet" cookie known as the Figure 8s. 386 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,235 There is no such thing as a diet cookie. 387 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:20,113 And there's no such thing as a shortcut to a whole new you. 388 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:21,740 That's a lie. 389 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,742 A very beautiful and appealing lie 390 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:27,371 being sold to you by a very beautiful and appealing liar. 391 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:30,874 And I don't know about you, but I am sick of being lied to. 392 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,459 Sick and tired of it. 393 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:36,588 If there's one thing I know for sure-- maybe the only thing I know for sure 394 00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:40,551 is that a healthy and happy life isn't easy. 395 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:45,347 It happens slowly and surely with hard work and determination. 396 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,058 But there's help and there's hope. 397 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,811 And if you want to know more, please contact me, 398 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,396 care of Body By Sheila. 399 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,983 PO Box 89, San Diego, California, 92101. 400 00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:54,625 -Hello? -What do you think you've done? 401 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:59,421 Greta. I didn't think you were speaking to me anymore. 402 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:03,050 I think you owe me at very least a simple explanation 403 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:08,096 of what it is you think you did on television this morning. 404 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,848 I did what I wanted to do. 405 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,226 There it is. 406 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,771 -Still on the same page about some things. -I didn't plan it. 407 00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:17,564 I didn't know what was gonna come out of my mouth. 408 00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:20,400 -I just had to be truthful for once. -Sure you did. 409 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,027 How very brave of you. 410 00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:26,865 Never mind the fact that you took aim and fired at Kelly and me in the process. 411 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:28,951 She's not gonna stand for this. 412 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,287 Is this your new job? Just relaying Kelly's threats? 413 00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:35,374 She doesn't know I am talking to you. I am doing this-- 414 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,294 I am doing this as a former friend. 415 00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:41,046 How very brave of you. 416 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:45,759 I-- 417 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:49,429 -I'm sorry if I-- -You're not sorry. 418 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,142 But you will be.