[Sleech] Okay, Vlam, we can't be with you,
but we have complete faith in you.
All you need to do now is attach the ophthalmic artery
to the vorticose vein.
- Ha ha! Done. - Yes!
Now just slap that eye on the scanner.
[Klak] How'd you get Flork's eye?
[Sleech] The cloning machine.
[Klak] Yeah, but how'd you get the DNA?
That's between me and Flork's eye.
- Sleech! - Do you want to know if we're in the running
to take over as Chief Surgeon on their day off or not?
Your reviews, Doctors.
[gasps] Oh, yes.
Ooh! My review says I follow protocol
in an excellent, impressive manner,
and that I should work on my self-confidence.
Ah. I knew there was something wrong with me. [chuckles]
Mine says, "brilliant, excellent." Blah, blah.
"Innovative. Can be controlling."
Can be controlling?!
I mean, you do tend to get a little...
Don't worry.
I know just how to control my way out of this.
Ah, just old Sleech bringing you beef sturgeon.
Sleech. Beef sturgeon. Beef sturgeon Sleech!
[Flork 2] C-L-H.
[scoffs] Someone stole my eye. [laughs]
- [Muzak playing] - [humming]
[Sleech] Chief Surgeon Sleech.
Chief Surgeon Sleech.
[chuckles nervously]
♪ ♪
[lively chatter]
Now, as you know, we'll be gone on our
long-awaited day off.
While we're away wasting time...
Oh, getting a little R & R.
[chuckles] Yes.
The temporary Chief Surgeon will be...
...Dr. Sleech. Ew!
Did I just say Dr. Sleech? That would be a disaster.
Or... would it be an opportunity for growth?
- Whoa, whoa. [stammers] - Okay, you heard the go-getter.
Flork, we're going. We take one day off a year.
I have to be in all your icky surgeries,
and it's my body, too. Bye.
[singsongy] Forgive me.
[laughs]
You mind-controlled them.
I succeeded in making them my pawns.
I think I'm afraid of you.
[gasps] Thank you.
[TV reporter]...flocked to board this cruise,
which the galaxy is watching with...
I infused the Choco-Bones with prenatals,
since they're all Larvin will eat.
Nice.
♪ ♪
[Sleech] Make way for Chief Surgeon.
[Tup] Temporary Chief Surgeon.
Get a face. [gasps]
Vlam, could you note that Bognoth isn't looking at me
- with due deference? - Ugh.
It's not my fault I have
"resting CEO face."
Since you broke up with Azel, I had Vlam gather
- your favorite reading for when you're sad. - [gasps]
[singsongy] Advanced medical textbooks.
I won't be needing them because this time I'm not sad.
I'm using this Azel breakup to motivate me. [laughs]
But I will hold on to The Proboscis: A Nasal Adventure.
I pined after my 12th wife for decades,
even though I knew she was a dream implanted
by hallucinogenic sea sponges who had kidnapped me.
To fully heal, I left the sea.
To fully heal, I ordered an outfit.
I'm going to be a new Klak, ready for life and love
after just 7,642 simple tasks
that will make me into someone lovable.
I intend to become whole in mind, body and spirit.
And then, in two Ergulon Rotations,
I'll be ready for a relationship.
Nurse Tup, get that Cloud patient back on a hard drive.
Yes, my lord. Right away, my king.
Now to get the peons under control.
[chuckles]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
[warning buzzer sounding]
[buzzing rapidly]
Can you believe I'm so good at being Chief Surgeon
that I even have time for a sex break?
Call me Chief Surgeon Sleech.
You know, I have been sensing that the staff is upset
about how you micromanage.
I don't micromanage.
Grip my arm a little harder with your left and woodpecker my tail
with your beak as you crow. [stammers] You know what,
I'll just do it. [squealing]
What? I simply treat others as I treat myself.
Constant criticism until perfection is attained.
You can't just let people be who they are.
They'll disappoint you.
Because we're dating, I will refrain from saying
everything I see wrong with this situation...
Chief Surgeon Sleech.
[slurping, moaning]
[squealing]
- Window man! - Window man!
Black hole accident. All doctors report immediately.
And window cleaners.
[panicked chatter]
[screaming]
I'm gonna need you to cooperate and stop bleeding.
[panting, groaning]
Bognoth, why don't you use those surgeon's hands
to call the Florks again?
I mean, did they tell anyone
where they were going on their day off?
'Cause I'd like to join them.
[tranquil music playing]
I would love more Inside Fish.
Yes.
Thank you. Wow! Ooh, wow!
[panicked chatter]
Nurse Tup, get all critical patients to Orb 2,
and send anyone who's not stretched, split
or disintegrating to the amateur circus over at Orb 1.
All the critical patients?
Because I've got a game plan that incorporates
all of our surgeons working side by side proudly.
Plowp can handle the criers, you, the bleeders,
Klak the complex, so on and so forth.
Of course, we'd need to huddle about it,
but it would split the workload evenly and prevent high-risk...
No, Nerlo. That would only work
if genius was also split up evenly.
Uh, Dr. Sleech, perhaps you should think through
what Dr. Nerlo is suggesting.
I know I can save these people.
- Under their care... - [groans]
I can't guarantee that.
Klak, you're with me.
Everyone else, handle the stragglers.
Bognoth, Ovu, lock yourselves in a storage room.
Now, while you all practice medicine,
I'm going to perfect it.
One time, Sleech was in charge of the maternity ward,
and the babies rioted.
Sleech can't handle this alone.
She's not alone. She has me.
Well, don't get your hopes up.
The only person who impresses Sleech is Sleech.
And the Space Magician, Chopsabraxis Humiliatron-9.
[voice] Has anybody seen my body?
Kind of short, cute, in an approachable way.
Whose disembodied voice is that?
I'm Vorg. The accident detached me from my body.
[Sleech] Matt!
Huh?
I need you to find the body that belongs to that voice.
Me?
Find the body, or the patient dies.
A-All right. Okay. All right.
- [groaning] - [screaming]
[gasps]
[screaming]
Okay. Does anyone know whose tail this is?
Okay, Vorg, where's your body?
[Vorg] Great question. I don't know.
Very cool. So, like, as a patient,
what are thy symptoms?
[Vorg] Well, I don't have a body.
Okay, very medical.
So, like, on a scale of fromme to thrisk,
how does your body feel?
[Vorg] Oh! My left leg-claw is submerged in water,
and something slimy just hit me.
Wait, for real? Okay.
Is the leg-claw floating or sinking?
Oh, sinking!
That's fresh water. The fish pond.
I meditate there at sunrise. I actually know what to do!
Mmm.
Vlam! I re-atomized this one. Let's fix his shape, huh?
Um, this is my natural body type.
I sincerely apologize.
- [groaning] - Retrogermination!
She's aging backwards.
Get her potted. Keep her watered, fertilized,
so she doesn't disappear.
[groaning, screaming]
[trilling]
[grunting]
We've got interspecies fusion.
We were having a threesome when we fused.
Sleech, I have to unfuse them.
That'll take hours.
- [groaning] - [screaming]
- [sobbing] - [screaming]
Go. I can do this. I'm Beef Sturgeon.
Vlam, please get a dendropathologist to Orb 3.
Ooh, get a cute one.
Vlam, grab me three eyes from Brug-Brug,
and one lung from the plant.
[panting]
HooveTube me! [groans]
[screaming, groaning]
Are you sure you don't want me to get the other surgeons?
What? Why? [chuckles]
I've got this totally under control.
[panicked chatter]
So, any plans this weekend? Ah!
[grunting]
[sighs] Hi there.
[chuckles] Yes!
[Vorg] Matt! I can feel your hands on my leg.
Whoa. How do you get your skin so soft?
Oh, Electric Fizz burns through a layer or two
of my flesh every time I'm restocking.
All right, what else are we feeling?
[Vorg] Concrete? Warm concrete.
Oh, the top level of the parking garage!
[others gasp]
- Mm. - Mmm...
I'm gonna need to separate you on a cellular level,
during which a lot of things could go wrong.
Oh.
♪ ♪
[chuckles nervously]
Dr. Klak? I'm Dr. Zypha,
the new dendropathologist. You need me?
Yeah. Grab a scalpel, lady cowboy. [chuckles]
Giddy up. Giddy-down. Giddy-all-around.
[chuckles]
Hi. I'm Dr. Klak.
[chuckles] Yeah.
They were mid-coitus when they fused.
Threesomes, am I right? [chuckles]
Ha. Yeah, I-I'm currently a onesome gal
with twosome aspirations.
Is that Dr. Cam-2-Gor's book on bio-techno-genetics?
Yeah, I'm typically more holistic in my medical approach,
finding natural cures, letting the body heal itself.
But when something's really wrong,
I don't hesitate to bring out the hyper-beams.
[chuckles] I'm a "hyper-beams first, ask questions later"
kind of girl.
I can work with that.
She's 7,642 tasks early.
Early is good. "Orgasm early, orgasm often,"
that's my motto.
[groaning, screaming]
[alarm sounding]
Let's turn this head outside in.
I'm on it, Dr. Slee...
Charge yourself. That's an order.
[groans]
[weakly] Why do they put these
so high?
[panting]
[sighs]
[groans]
[muffled scream]
Could you hand me the organo-binomial
code spectrometer?
I organo-binomial could.
[chuckles]
[grunts]
[alarm sounding]
Ooh, I'll get the hemo-vaposcillator.
[chuckles] So, do you have a favorite simulation genre?
Horror? History? Insect reality shows?
[whirring]
Or are you adventurous? Do you camp at the bottom of Lava Lake?
Planet jump without a wire?
You know, I do like... Whoa! Uh...
- Whoa. Uh... - Whoa.
Take the Root-B-Strong to ground them.
[grunts]
[sighs]
Ah...
[sighs] That was exhilarating.
The only other time I've seen anything like that
was when I was a kid and-and I would help my family
graft V12 trees with yunza vines. Of course...
What are your favorite books?
Oh. I like plant literature classics, obviously.
Like Eating the Sun, which of course is a translation
from the Botanitongue, which is much, much more beautiful.
"Mythhrhymbis Ah-Cyllsus."
Thank you. Uh, what were you saying?
Never mind. Can you hand me that hernial vasculitrum?
And if you could lubricate it, that'd be great.
And when you said you smelled a hint of citrus
mixed with smoky wood, I knew you were smelling
Nurse Tup's expressed glands.
[Vorg] And now we have my nose! I can smell everything!
Okay, am I louder or quieter?
Oh, gah, so loud! [laughs]
Ha, we did it! What's next?
Vorg? You still there?
[Vorg] Sorry, I keep getting tempted by the ether
to become nothingness, but it won't get me.
What's keeping you here?
[Vorg] Her. I'd do anything for her.
[Matt] Are you talking about Sleech?
'Cause that's a crazy coincidence.
[Vorg] No, my pet ratfly, Gooyoobyoo.
Sleech loves to eat ratflies. [sighs]
All right, let's go find your genitals.
[panting, grunting]
Oh, no.
- I don't want to die. - Don't worry.
You'll wake up tomorrow to keep making bad decisions,
like that shirt.
[coughs, laughs]
Well-executed, me.
- [alarm sounding] - [panting]
[groans]
[gasps] But it was well-executed. I said so myself.
[overlapping alarms sounding]
Help! I need assistance!
Help!
♪ ♪
You're so efficient.
You must've practiced thousands of times.
Oh, yeah. More than that.
I can be obsessive.
In a fun way. [chuckles]
- How long have you... - [gasps] Oh, no.
We've got a wilter. I can shock her, and then...
She needs a nitrogen blast.
You're right. Oh, if I inject NPK
with electricity,
it'll work for her cyborg and plant DNA.
[both chuckle]
[groans, gasps] Mm.
[laughs] She's gonna be okay.
She's got a lot more orgasms in her
before she faces the big wilt.
I hope I get at least three.
You should set the bar a bit higher, Dr. Klak.
♪ ♪
We're a really good... team.
People are much harder to read than plants.
♪ ♪
Okay, one, two, three.
And we nailed it.
My eyes! Thank you, Doctors.
Wow, you all sounded much taller.
[Plowp] Sleech?
I need you to take over all the patients.
All right, Blue Team, let's go.
I'm relieved you came to your senses.
Taking on so many patients alone was dangerous and foolish,
like getting in the hot tub after a feather wax.
I feel a lot of pain from you.
Grief. Guilt.
Is it because you left me alone in that hot tub?
[groans]
Dr. Sleech, I think that patient is gone.
And judging from his wounds, you could not have saved him.
He has very little body left.
I just need to get him into the Cloud.
You can't upload an unresponsive brain.
Yet.
Can you not feel my feelings right now?
I'd like these to be just mine.
I understand.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[patients groaning, moaning]
[sighs]
[Sleech] How can I help?
Sleech, we did it! Hey, did you know this hospital has
a whole floor that's just people's dreams?
You were there, but it wasn't you.
We got Vorg's whole body.
Now you can reunite it with her voice.
You really got it all?
I even found an extra leg.
This is amazing! I can reassemble her
and tether her omnipresent voice.
How was your day as Chief Surgeon?
Well, bad.
I'm sorry. If it means anything, you made my day great.
What? How?
You trusted me with something important.
No one really does that.
I'm glad I did one not terrible thing today.
[chuckles]
- [groans] - [gasps]
Oh. [chuckles] Oh... We'll do that one.
Klak, I had fun with you today.
I think you're really smart and cute,
even if you're extremely distracted at all times.
Plus, you're the only other person who's seen
that 56-hour-long documentary about a single leaf.
You think I'm cute?
Yeah. Maybe you'd want to...
Please don't ask me out.
Oh, sorry. I just didn't...
Because I'd say yes.
[gasps] Is it because we work together?
That hasn't stopped me before.
I just got out of something, and the longer I'm out of it,
the more I realize it took up all of my brain.
I need to be alone, I think. I'm not ready.
For the record, no one's ready.
We're all a disaster.
And working on it is a lifelong thing.
It's accepting that, I think,
that makes dating possible.
That and not over-hyping the 56-hour-long documentary,
and then being broken up with before the leaf even sprouts.
The anticipation is the best part.
- [chuckles] - Isn't it?
Ooh, my outfit.
And the dopamine's gone.
Well, you both look bloodless and hairy.
Thank you.
I can't wear that. It's made for one head.
I failed. I don't deserve the coat.
Wait a second, weren't you the one
who had that custom-made?
You got the hospital through a huge accident today, Doctor.
Some hiccups are to be expected.
Someone died because of me.
You are a control freak.
You don't trust anyone, you're too blunt,
and you think you're better than everyone you meet.
Is this supposed to be a pep talk?
The flip side of that is,
you know exactly what you want, you don't waste time,
and you really trust yourself.
Listen, our weaknesses are often our strengths.
If you want to lead,
instead of focusing on what people can't do,
it might help you to focus on what they can.
I get you.
Nurse Tup can't be seen, but she can ruin my day.
Sleech? I remember
every single person I've lost on the table.
[scoffs] And I remember their hairstyles.
Chief Surgeon Sleech, what do you need?
I need you to rest
so you can work twice as hard on my rotation next week.
Did you head that? She's putting me on her rotation!
I have to record this in my diary
- before I... - [powering down]
[voice on TV] The captain has no comment,
which may be because he no longer has a mouth...
[groans]
I'm sorry about your patient.
Me, too. The worst part of all this is
I think I'm starting to respect my colleagues.
Your outfit looks great, by the way.
Probably should've showered before I put it on.
I met the new plant doctor, and I think she's my soulmate.
- Whoa! - She asked me out and I said no.
No.
I just need, like, one month where
I'm not obsessed with someone. I'm exhausted, Sleech.
I know.
[sighs] I'm just gonna focus on the outfit for now.
Well, the outfit and the worm.
And our careers, because once Larvin comes to light
and we lose our licenses, which triggers my inevitable
breakdown, then I'll have to move back in with my mom,
which will all be fodder for her next book:
Klak's Story: When Failure Succeeds.
- [groaning] - [gasps]
Aah! He's in labor.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[both screaming]
Oh, no!
[crying]
[both gasp]
[cries, whimpers]
I guess the worm can die.
He died as he lived: violently.
[groaning]
At least he left us the parting gift
of a new research subject, Larvin Jr.
Welcome to life, LJ.
It's pretty hard, but the food is good.
No one ever looks in there.
[growling]
[♪ Self Improvement: "Visible Damage"]
♪ Visible ♪
♪ Damage ♪
♪ Take it out, feeling low ♪
♪ Touch and taste, see it waste ♪
♪ Looking for it, now it's gone ♪
♪ Missing, wanting, hurt ♪
♪ Visible ♪
♪ Damage ♪
♪ Kick dust off, beat it down ♪
♪ Lay it out, study now ♪
♪ Feel it out, feeling things ♪
♪ Away, missing, gone ♪♪
Chirp.