1 00:00:01,894 --> 00:00:03,393 This holy anointed oil... 2 00:00:03,412 --> 00:00:04,336 (people sobbing) 3 00:00:04,563 --> 00:00:06,988 I bless you in Jesus Christ's name. 4 00:00:07,157 --> 00:00:09,583 May the Lord raise you up. 5 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:12,736 If you have things left unsaid, this would be the time. 6 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:14,755 (somber music) 7 00:00:14,907 --> 00:00:15,922 ♪ 8 00:00:16,075 --> 00:00:18,166 Has anyone seen Mikey? 9 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:21,520 He's in the kitchen organizing the Tupperware lids. 10 00:00:23,082 --> 00:00:25,357 -(clattering) -MIKE: Unbelievable. 11 00:00:25,509 --> 00:00:28,435 None of these lids fit. None of these lids fit. 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,512 I don't know how people live like this. 13 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,680 Hey, big baby. This is happening. 14 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,941 Our dad is dying whether you want to admit it or not. 15 00:00:35,094 --> 00:00:36,610 He's gonna pull through, okay? 16 00:00:36,762 --> 00:00:38,537 I do not understand where the contact paper is though. 17 00:00:38,688 --> 00:00:40,039 Honestly, pretty unsanitary. 18 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:42,099 We have known this was coming for a year and a half. 19 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:45,210 You can face reality, or you can just keep remodeling 20 00:00:45,362 --> 00:00:47,454 the whole house like you did with Nana June. 21 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:48,696 Fits. 22 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,958 MOM: He's gone. (sobbing) 23 00:00:52,111 --> 00:00:55,295 Great. You missed it, jackass. 24 00:00:55,447 --> 00:00:58,373 And I missed it too. Oh, Daddy... 25 00:00:58,392 --> 00:00:59,374 (upbeat music) 26 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,451 (clattering) 27 00:01:01,512 --> 00:01:03,395 ♪ 28 00:01:03,622 --> 00:01:04,955 (man screams) 29 00:01:04,973 --> 00:01:06,047 Come on, haven't you ever wanted 30 00:01:06,216 --> 00:01:07,641 to be one of those people who opens something 31 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:09,976 and eats it before they pay? 32 00:01:10,129 --> 00:01:12,145 Maybe a bag of chips, but you are housing 33 00:01:12,298 --> 00:01:15,649 a full sheet cake that feeds a small family. 34 00:01:15,801 --> 00:01:17,242 Yeah, but I'm dying. 35 00:01:17,469 --> 00:01:18,985 So I'm gonna do whatever I want 36 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:20,746 without worrying what people think. 37 00:01:20,897 --> 00:01:22,973 Yeah, right, and I fully support you, 38 00:01:22,991 --> 00:01:24,491 but everyone can see that you shoved 39 00:01:24,643 --> 00:01:25,918 a bottle of vodka down your pants. 40 00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:27,586 -Shh! -I'm sorry. 41 00:01:27,737 --> 00:01:29,237 I just know that you wanted to stop treatment 42 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,406 to live life to the fullest, but I didn't know that meant 43 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,075 you wanted to spend it in a correctional facility. 44 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,427 All right. I was gonna pay for it. 45 00:01:35,579 --> 00:01:37,763 I just want to feel the rush, you know? 46 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:39,306 I wanted to feel all the feels. 47 00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:42,467 I made a to-do list. 48 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:44,937 MIKE: Wow, this is a versatile bucket list. 49 00:01:45,088 --> 00:01:47,514 Okay, "Dance more." Check there. 50 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:49,015 "Vandalize." That's a surprising one. 51 00:01:49,092 --> 00:01:50,183 Oh! I just--check, aisle five. 52 00:01:50,336 --> 00:01:52,402 I just drew a penis on a jar of marinara. 53 00:01:53,689 --> 00:01:57,098 "Run a marathon." You are gonna do that alone. 54 00:01:57,118 --> 00:02:01,178 "Skinny dip in Lake Como." We could do Lake Erie. 55 00:02:01,347 --> 00:02:05,699 Marry someone I'm madly in love with. 56 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,275 That's like flossing. 57 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,853 It's, like, too much work, and it's way too late. 58 00:02:09,872 --> 00:02:12,706 (classical music playing) 59 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,117 I mean, uh, you could do that. 60 00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,544 Are you being serious right now? 61 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,030 Yeah. 62 00:02:20,048 --> 00:02:21,698 I'm gonna call your bluff. 63 00:02:21,717 --> 00:02:24,368 What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? 64 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:27,204 -(intercom beeps) -Attention, shoppers. 65 00:02:27,297 --> 00:02:29,982 Please make your way to the produce section 66 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:33,043 between the bananas and the tomatillos 67 00:02:33,061 --> 00:02:35,303 where I am going to ask the man 68 00:02:35,397 --> 00:02:39,399 that I am madly in love with to marry me. 69 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:43,387 I already told her that I would, and I meant it. 70 00:02:43,405 --> 00:02:45,889 Yes, Paula. 71 00:02:45,908 --> 00:02:48,742 I will marry you. 72 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:52,579 (cheers and applause) 73 00:02:52,731 --> 00:02:54,673 (Paula laughs) 74 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:57,342 (jazzy bass music) 75 00:02:57,494 --> 00:02:58,735 ♪ 76 00:02:58,904 --> 00:03:01,238 You splurged on me. Wow. 77 00:03:01,256 --> 00:03:03,998 -Oh, my God. I'm still married. -(crowd gasps) 78 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,500 But, uh, practically divorced. 79 00:03:05,594 --> 00:03:09,170 Um, just not legally. She's actually moved on. 80 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:12,006 She's pregnant, and we are--we're doing this. 81 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,918 It's--it's good. I'm in love. Getting married. 82 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:17,845 (upbeat music) 83 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,531 And they're not calling any plays for me. 84 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:25,687 I know you're nervous about--it's not a big-- 85 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,456 (Gabby giggles) 86 00:03:29,435 --> 00:03:31,543 Look, having a herniated disc is not as-- 87 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:33,194 I disagree. 88 00:03:33,288 --> 00:03:36,173 Just make some calls for me, okay? 89 00:03:38,535 --> 00:03:40,034 What's with the herniated disc? 90 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:42,128 I thought you said you were fine. 91 00:03:42,281 --> 00:03:43,705 It feels like you're lying to me. 92 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,965 Gabby, I'm not lying to you. 93 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:47,968 It's just an old injury. It's from that car accident. 94 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,938 I'm not keeping anything important from you. 95 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,733 I wouldn't do anything stupid, okay? 96 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,401 Okay. 97 00:03:56,628 --> 00:03:57,811 Come on. 98 00:03:57,887 --> 00:04:00,555 (emotional music) 99 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,574 ♪ 100 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:05,035 (indistinct chatter) 101 00:04:05,821 --> 00:04:07,579 Hey. You doing okay? 102 00:04:07,731 --> 00:04:09,164 You are so brave, Paula. 103 00:04:10,325 --> 00:04:14,294 Okay, uh, let's get this out of the way. 104 00:04:15,497 --> 00:04:16,997 I have cancer. 105 00:04:17,149 --> 00:04:19,091 And it's weird for me too. 106 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:22,002 But when I'm here with you guys, 107 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:25,155 I'd like to be treated like a normal person, 108 00:04:25,157 --> 00:04:27,173 not a puppy abandoned at a truck stop. 109 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,583 -Totally understandable. -Okay, fine. 110 00:04:28,677 --> 00:04:30,251 You're just-- you're just a blonde lady 111 00:04:30,462 --> 00:04:32,420 with moderately above average dance skill. 112 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,605 I feel like you went a little too far 113 00:04:33,832 --> 00:04:34,922 in the opposite direction. 114 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,182 But I appreciate the effort. 115 00:04:36,335 --> 00:04:38,001 We're just on our way to something. 116 00:04:38,094 --> 00:04:40,779 -SIMON: Yeah, okay. -Thanks. Thanks. 117 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:42,930 (cheerful piano music) 118 00:04:43,025 --> 00:04:45,008 Um, the wedding. Let's talk about that. 119 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:47,010 -Yes, I have a plan. -Oh, good. 120 00:04:47,029 --> 00:04:48,269 How about my divorce? 121 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:50,363 What the hell is this? 122 00:04:50,516 --> 00:04:51,698 It's from the 12 days of Christmas. 123 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,940 It would make more sense, Alan, 124 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,367 if we weren't a month away from Christmas. 125 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,610 Wow. You're a premature decorator. 126 00:04:55,704 --> 00:04:56,795 I never would have guessed. 127 00:04:56,946 --> 00:04:58,204 Let's just say I'm never going to tell Alan 128 00:04:58,281 --> 00:04:59,781 -to take initiative again. -I love the holidays. 129 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,074 What can I do for you guys? 130 00:05:01,226 --> 00:05:02,192 Mike and I want to get married ASAP, 131 00:05:02,285 --> 00:05:03,376 but we don't want to plan anything. 132 00:05:03,529 --> 00:05:05,304 Oh, my God. That's amazing. 133 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,197 I love weddings. Plus with you two, 134 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:08,698 America's gonna have a five-hanky crygasm. 135 00:05:08,717 --> 00:05:09,474 But Mike is still married. 136 00:05:09,701 --> 00:05:10,717 So we need to rush the divorce. 137 00:05:10,794 --> 00:05:12,794 But Paige is pregnant, so should be easy. 138 00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:14,462 What? A pregnancy, a wedding, and a divorce 139 00:05:14,556 --> 00:05:15,630 all in one episode? 140 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,631 This is perfect. Thank you. 141 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,891 -So we're good? -Yeah, yeah. 142 00:05:18,043 --> 00:05:19,559 We'll set it up for tomorrow. Right? 143 00:05:19,711 --> 00:05:21,211 Great. 144 00:05:22,064 --> 00:05:23,805 Hey, you know we can-- we can turn this into 145 00:05:23,899 --> 00:05:24,881 a cake topper maybe. 146 00:05:24,974 --> 00:05:26,140 Okay, what about the Reggie tape? 147 00:05:26,234 --> 00:05:27,734 Are we still gonna show it to Gabby? 148 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:28,885 Yeah, but when the time is right. 149 00:05:28,904 --> 00:05:29,977 As for the wedding-- you know what? 150 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,054 I'll handle the divorce. You are a girl. 151 00:05:31,147 --> 00:05:32,238 You take care of the decorations. 152 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:34,574 Uh, I'm actually a woman with no desire to get married, 153 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,910 but what are your thoughts on colors, flowers? 154 00:05:37,062 --> 00:05:39,153 -Are we talking rustic? -We got 24 hours. Who cares? 155 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,081 Look, just call the network and have them send the set 156 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,732 of Married by Mike Tyson here. 157 00:05:42,826 --> 00:05:43,917 And stop looking so stressed. 158 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:45,260 It's a wedding. Who cares? 159 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,163 Alan? Pretty ugly. Makes no sense. 160 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,331 -You gonna get rid of it? -Yeah, I'll take it. 161 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:51,925 I mean, it's a bunch of birds on a platter. 162 00:05:52,077 --> 00:05:53,243 And I don't want to see it. I don't-- 163 00:05:53,261 --> 00:05:54,427 Even when we're close to Christmas, 164 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,245 I don't want to see it. 165 00:05:55,338 --> 00:05:58,339 Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 166 00:05:58,359 --> 00:05:59,766 (snapping) 167 00:05:59,918 --> 00:06:00,842 Would you stop that? 168 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,361 (stomping) 169 00:06:02,588 --> 00:06:03,436 Julia, lengthen! 170 00:06:03,589 --> 00:06:05,447 How many times do I have to tell you? 171 00:06:06,925 --> 00:06:08,516 Do you ever stop yelling? 172 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:11,261 Three months ago, I was teaching calculus 173 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:13,688 to teenagers that were half asleep. 174 00:06:13,782 --> 00:06:16,357 I can't take this. I'm taking a break. 175 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,168 (tapping) 176 00:06:19,028 --> 00:06:21,938 Uh-uh-uh. Back here. please. 177 00:06:21,957 --> 00:06:24,791 Justin, did you see who's here? 178 00:06:24,943 --> 00:06:26,793 Oh, my God. It's Annie Hines. 179 00:06:26,945 --> 00:06:28,720 Talk about exuding Scorpio energy. 180 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,056 She's a Broadway director. Started as a choreographer. 181 00:06:31,283 --> 00:06:33,266 She won three Tonys in the last five years. 182 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,287 Let's just break. I have a meeting. 183 00:06:37,422 --> 00:06:41,625 When we come back, I want your heads in the game! 184 00:06:41,627 --> 00:06:44,236 -Heads in the game. -Shut up, Simon! 185 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:49,408 No, not you. Justin, come with us. 186 00:06:49,559 --> 00:06:51,301 Go. 187 00:06:51,319 --> 00:06:52,819 MONICA: Justin, come on! 188 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:55,330 Talk about me. Talk about me. 189 00:06:57,809 --> 00:07:00,644 (upbeat music) 190 00:07:00,662 --> 00:07:02,921 ♪ 191 00:07:03,072 --> 00:07:05,132 I hope she saw that. That was so good. 192 00:07:06,151 --> 00:07:07,817 When I think about the future, 193 00:07:07,911 --> 00:07:10,411 I just focus on my two dreams. 194 00:07:10,505 --> 00:07:14,248 Performing with y'all in Swan Lake and marrying Mike. 195 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:16,176 I might not make it to the performance 196 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,678 'cause I'm tired and losing weight, but... 197 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,847 (sighs) 198 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:23,775 But I get to marry Mike tomorrow. 199 00:07:23,927 --> 00:07:26,319 And one out of two ain't bad, right? 200 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:29,689 (upbeat music) 201 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,283 ♪ 202 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:33,452 Hey. 203 00:07:33,679 --> 00:07:36,012 I'm gonna produce the hell out of that wedding. 204 00:07:36,031 --> 00:07:39,166 You're gonna have your day. I promise you. 205 00:07:41,019 --> 00:07:42,686 Let's do something classic, right? 206 00:07:42,704 --> 00:07:44,204 Oh, come on. Seriously? 207 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,855 Guys, these flowers remind me of my Aunt Edna's wake. 208 00:07:45,874 --> 00:07:47,691 Let's get a little class in here, huh? 209 00:07:47,709 --> 00:07:48,967 Oh, off-white. No brainer. 210 00:07:49,044 --> 00:07:50,117 They all look the same. 211 00:07:50,212 --> 00:07:52,028 No, Alan, they do not look the same. 212 00:07:52,047 --> 00:07:53,546 One is warm, inviting, and romantic. 213 00:07:53,699 --> 00:07:54,864 The other one screams, "Come to a lunch 214 00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:57,809 and buy a timeshare." All right? Come on, guys. 215 00:07:57,961 --> 00:07:59,202 We are better than this. 216 00:07:59,371 --> 00:08:01,062 Ooh, someone turned into bridezilla. 217 00:08:04,226 --> 00:08:05,542 Brittney, Raven, and I are planning 218 00:08:05,635 --> 00:08:07,134 a spa-themed bridal bachelorette party for Paula. 219 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,320 Honestly, 220 00:08:08,638 --> 00:08:11,323 I've never even been to a spa or a bachelorette party. 221 00:08:11,474 --> 00:08:13,325 So what do you have in mind for the spa theme? 222 00:08:13,552 --> 00:08:15,568 Okay. So I'm bringing these new, 223 00:08:15,721 --> 00:08:18,238 highly effective, questionably-toxic, 224 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:21,482 nightshade face masks that I am the brand ambassador for, 225 00:08:21,576 --> 00:08:23,059 which actually really works out, 226 00:08:23,152 --> 00:08:25,912 'cause I owe them a lot of video content and testimonials. 227 00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:28,840 I'm making a cocktail called Mint to Be 228 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:30,157 from "Martha Stewart Living." 229 00:08:30,252 --> 00:08:32,085 Yeah, that's right. Get into it, Alan. 230 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,995 Martha's my bitch. 231 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,830 She's been to prison. Like-- 232 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,849 I was gonna bring some flesh-toned penis straws. 233 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:39,759 But apparently they don't fit 234 00:08:39,911 --> 00:08:41,019 into Brittney and Raven's vision. 235 00:08:41,170 --> 00:08:43,246 You know they're called cocktails for a reason. 236 00:08:43,339 --> 00:08:45,749 -I get it. Mm-hmm. -Cocktails. Yeah. 237 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,192 -He gets it. -That's good. 238 00:08:47,343 --> 00:08:49,435 I can tell you're doing something amazing, Monica. 239 00:08:49,588 --> 00:08:51,178 Still haven't managed to teach most of them 240 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,346 what a chasse is. 241 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,774 Don't dismiss a compliment when it's true. 242 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,110 It has passion and art. 243 00:08:57,262 --> 00:08:59,871 And you're thinking outside the box, 244 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:01,447 which is surprising coming from 245 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,283 the uptight purist I used to know. 246 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,617 (both laugh) 247 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:06,044 Next you're going to tell me you quit smoking. 248 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:07,270 I did actually. 249 00:09:07,289 --> 00:09:09,464 Or that you removed our matching tattoos. 250 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:12,700 How's your mom? 251 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:13,943 She's finally gotten over our breakup. 252 00:09:14,037 --> 00:09:16,629 Mary's the best; I still think about texting her. 253 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,798 You should. She really loves you. 254 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,225 She's the only mother who ever did. 255 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:21,393 (laughs) 256 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,306 So Annie here is a Broadway director. 257 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,566 I heard that. 258 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:29,383 Did you hear that I'm casting my next show? 259 00:09:29,461 --> 00:09:30,810 I asked her to come and see you, 260 00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:33,146 because I think you should audition. 261 00:09:33,298 --> 00:09:36,557 Really? Yeah, that--that'd be amazing. 262 00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:38,034 Fantastic. 263 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,412 Happy I flew in. 264 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:42,989 (cheerful music) 265 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,416 ♪ 266 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:47,568 Thank you so much for coming with me to get beauty supplies. 267 00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:49,588 -Appreciate it. -My pleasure. 268 00:09:49,815 --> 00:09:52,757 Which, coincidentally, is the name of this red. 269 00:09:52,909 --> 00:09:54,834 -Is it really? -Yeah. 270 00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:56,336 Well, I have to be honest. 271 00:09:56,488 --> 00:09:58,746 I'm really sorry that we didn't get to go on our lunch date, 272 00:09:58,765 --> 00:09:59,839 but I hope we can take a "Rain Check." 273 00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:02,375 -(chuckles) Nice one. -Thank you. 274 00:10:02,527 --> 00:10:04,510 Do you think the person who names these is doing okay? 275 00:10:04,663 --> 00:10:06,846 This one's called "Crying from a Rooftop." 276 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,681 Wow. I don't know which is sadder, 277 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,108 that or "Boiled Shrimp"? 278 00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:12,444 -Delicious. -I don't know about that. 279 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:14,029 Yeah. 280 00:10:15,857 --> 00:10:17,782 I really do want to go and celebrate Paula. 281 00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:18,933 She deserves it. 282 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:22,436 But I just kinda don't want to go back yet. 283 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:24,497 Let's just play some more hooky. 284 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,792 And get some frozen yogurt. 285 00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:29,127 -All right. -All right? 286 00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:31,112 -Very specific. -How could you say no to that? 287 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:34,407 (classical music playing) 288 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:37,043 ♪ 289 00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:38,803 You know you can pay someone to do that, right? 290 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,306 It relaxes me. What do you want? 291 00:10:41,457 --> 00:10:42,715 I want to see if you'll officiate 292 00:10:42,792 --> 00:10:44,200 Paula and Mike's wedding. 293 00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:46,202 -I am not interested. -What? 294 00:10:46,221 --> 00:10:47,220 I just assumed you'd already fantasized about it. 295 00:10:47,372 --> 00:10:48,963 Like, maybe jotted down some corny jokes 296 00:10:49,057 --> 00:10:49,814 on paper or something. 297 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,041 If you must know, I'm cursed. 298 00:10:52,135 --> 00:10:53,877 I've officiated seven weddings. 299 00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:55,378 All of which have ended in divorce. 300 00:10:55,397 --> 00:10:57,805 Ariana and Pete just asked me to officiate, 301 00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:58,657 and you see what happened to them. 302 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,141 Yeah. Oh, yes. 303 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,976 Well they'd definitely be together if not for you. 304 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,220 Come on. I want this wedding to be special. 305 00:11:04,239 --> 00:11:06,831 Look, you and I both know that if I put Monica up there, 306 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:07,999 she's going to dump a bucket of pig's blood on her head 307 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:09,483 before burning the whole thing to the ground. 308 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,169 Is that how you speak about the woman you're dating? 309 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:12,987 It's the reason I like her. 310 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,674 Look, I want tomorrow to be special too. 311 00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:17,342 That's why I'm saying no. 312 00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:20,011 But if Paula wants, I'll walk her down the aisle. 313 00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:21,254 Oh, that's very-- don't do that. Stop. 314 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,515 -Shoo, shoo, shoo. -Is that sandalwood? 315 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:24,908 -Shoo. -You sure? 316 00:11:25,001 --> 00:11:26,576 -Shoo. -Come on, Wayne. 317 00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:29,595 Oh, my gosh. I love these. These are so good. 318 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,481 Be right with you folks. 319 00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:34,341 -Oh, my God. -I know. 320 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,768 Too much to choose from, right? 321 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,104 Hey, mate, what do you-- what do you recommend? 322 00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:40,940 People seem to like the Cheeky Chocolate Chunk. 323 00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:43,234 The Bodacious Butterscotch is pretty popular. 324 00:11:43,461 --> 00:11:44,852 Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll take a Cheeky Chocolate. 325 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,763 Oh, with rainbow sprinkles. Thanks. 326 00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:48,598 I think I'll take the butterscotch 327 00:11:48,691 --> 00:11:50,450 and a freaking explanation. 328 00:11:50,618 --> 00:11:52,285 Am I missing something? 329 00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:54,938 Yeah, this is my husband who disappeared two months ago 330 00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:56,697 and drained our savings account. 331 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,049 I'm sorry I didn't call, Julia. 332 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,443 I was robbed at this youth hostel in Costa Rica. 333 00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:03,613 Seriously, Kevin? A youth hostel? 334 00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:07,116 And now you're working at some lame-ass yogurt shop 335 00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:10,286 not 3 miles away from our home and your girls? 336 00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:12,138 This place isn't as bad as it looks, all right? 337 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:15,141 -I get free yogurt. -No. Again, Kevin, 338 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,444 the yogurt is deducted from your paycheck. 339 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,740 You said rainbow sprinkles? 340 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,649 Shut up about your rainbow sprinkles, 341 00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:28,163 you feckless, disappointing, sad sack of a man! 342 00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,899 (upbeat music) 343 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,402 ♪ 344 00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:36,813 You know what? 345 00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,590 With that bone structure, girl, 346 00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:39,816 let's just keep it down. 347 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:40,759 Tease it to high heaven. 348 00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:42,243 Sexier. Boom. 349 00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:45,655 Let's do that. Let's do that. And what about concealer? 350 00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:47,156 'Cause I have kind of an under eye situation. 351 00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:49,934 Don't worry, my concealer could cover a face tattoo. 352 00:12:50,161 --> 00:12:51,585 Paula. Hey. I was hoping I wouldn't have to 353 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:53,087 bother you with any decisions, 354 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,681 but apparently Wayne has been cursed by a witch-- 355 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,183 don't ask-- and can't officiate. 356 00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,443 Look, I can get you anybody else. 357 00:12:58,686 --> 00:13:00,928 I can get you Andy Cohen. I can get you a Sean Spicer. 358 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,114 I can get you Chip and/or Joanna Gaines. 359 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:06,509 -Uh, Mike Tyson? -Why don't you do it? 360 00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:07,693 Well, I can't do it. I'm not on the show. 361 00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:09,120 So be on the show. 362 00:13:09,313 --> 00:13:10,771 I don't think you understand. There's the producer. 363 00:13:10,865 --> 00:13:11,772 Then there's the show. 364 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,199 Producer. Show. 365 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,442 And never the twain shall meet. Okay? 366 00:13:15,537 --> 00:13:17,186 -I get it. You're scared. -I'm not scared. 367 00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:19,372 Stay there. I'm a-- I'm a professional. 368 00:13:19,524 --> 00:13:20,799 You know that means you have to do it, right? 369 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,376 No, I--stop it. 370 00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:25,786 -Think about it. -Movie star. 371 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,031 Go get him. Go get him. 372 00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:30,457 (both laugh) 373 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,267 He's scared. 374 00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:33,144 Does it say my name behind me? 375 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:34,370 -Oh, yes, it does. -It does. 376 00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:37,148 -And it's huge, isn't it? -Oh, yes, it is. 377 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,818 Now look over here. Just sit back. Show me-- 378 00:13:40,045 --> 00:13:41,227 Wayne, I know where to look, all right? 379 00:13:41,379 --> 00:13:43,229 And it's just this chair is really uncomfortable. 380 00:13:43,381 --> 00:13:45,139 I know. You requested it. 381 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,050 Are the lights always this bright? 382 00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:48,217 I feel like I'm going under the knife. 383 00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:49,828 -Nick, just talk to me. -I'm talking to you. 384 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:50,887 -No, no, look here. -I know where to look, 385 00:13:50,905 --> 00:13:51,979 but you said talk to me. 386 00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:52,980 -Talk to me here. -Wayne, don't get 387 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:54,240 too comfortable back there. 388 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,984 Okay. Now, tell me how do you feel about officiating 389 00:13:57,078 --> 00:13:58,911 Mike and Paula's wedding tomorrow? 390 00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,413 Uh, I feel better knowing 391 00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:01,673 I'm going to make you write everything I say. 392 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,341 Oh, not happening. 393 00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:04,901 I'm sensing a growth opportunity here. 394 00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:06,660 Nick Blackburn's very own big leap. 395 00:14:06,754 --> 00:14:07,828 You know what? I'm going to leap out of here. 396 00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,264 I'm sick of seeing your face right here. 397 00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:15,687 -(crowd shouting) -(dance music) 398 00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:17,671 Are we gonna dance or are we gonna do gymnastics? 399 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,858 ♪ 400 00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:21,918 -(crowd chatters) -Oh! 401 00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:24,011 We don't need to compete to be my best man. 402 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,590 Life is a competition, Mikey. Let's get in there, Ellison. 403 00:14:27,609 --> 00:14:29,033 ♪ 404 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,018 In his face. Put it in his face. 405 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:32,853 Put it in his face. 406 00:14:32,947 --> 00:14:35,765 I feel like we're watching a back injury compilation here. 407 00:14:35,783 --> 00:14:37,617 (overlapping chatter) 408 00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:40,361 -Buddy, you all right? -Ice it. Ice it. 409 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,547 Yeah, Ellison just relegated himself to ring bearer. 410 00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:45,274 Oh, rings. Rings. I need to get rings. 411 00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:46,867 Isn't Nick taking care of everything? 412 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,127 No, no, no. I don't want Nick 413 00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:49,870 picking up a ring for my future wife. 414 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:50,871 Yo, we know a guy who could get you 415 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,223 a mall's kiosk worth of rings. 416 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:53,299 You do? 417 00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:54,708 Yeah, we get all our stuff from there. 418 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,061 Check it out. Check it out. 419 00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:58,621 Yeah. I'm okay. I think I'm good actually. 420 00:14:58,714 --> 00:14:59,789 Okay, he just texted me back. 421 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:00,957 He said he'll be here in an hour. 422 00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:02,383 He takes cash or Bitcoin, 423 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,068 but don't look at him in the eye; he don't like that. 424 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,070 -Okay, good to know. -And Mikey... 425 00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:09,132 -Now go have fun. -Mikey! Mikey! 426 00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:12,226 ALL: Mikey! Mikey! Mikey! 427 00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,228 To love or have loved, that is enough. 428 00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:15,821 Alan, where'd you get this garbage? 429 00:15:15,898 --> 00:15:17,657 Victor Hugo. Les Misérables. 430 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,566 Oh, Les Mis. It's only the most depressing movie ever made. 431 00:15:19,644 --> 00:15:22,069 I can't--I can't read this at the ceremony, Alan. Come on. 432 00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:23,922 Well, I've got great news, I've got good news, 433 00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:25,648 and I've got bad news. Which would you like? 434 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:26,983 I'd like all of it, Alan, obviously. 435 00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:28,167 Okay. Well, the great news is we went 436 00:15:28,486 --> 00:15:31,095 with the off-white linens and they look spectacular. 437 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:32,822 -That's not news, Alan. -ALAN: Okay. 438 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,991 Well, the good news is I took the Ordained Minister test 439 00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:37,176 for you and got 100%. 440 00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:38,678 Yes, that is news. 441 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,681 The bad news is Michigan has a two-day waiting period. 442 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,683 No. Alan, no. (groans) 443 00:15:43,835 --> 00:15:45,526 What time does the county clerk's office close? 444 00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:49,505 So how'd it go with Annie? 445 00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:52,191 What did she order? Did she even eat? 446 00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:53,843 Kind of weird. Yeah. 447 00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:55,769 She and Monica were giving googly eyes the whole time. 448 00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:58,272 Googly eyes? Wait, they were together? 449 00:15:58,441 --> 00:16:00,533 Oh, my God. First Annie. Now Nick. 450 00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:02,609 Everything Monica does is so fascinating. 451 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,203 She's my queen. 452 00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:06,205 So why'd they bring you? 453 00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,782 Well, she wants me to audition for her next show. 454 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:09,834 -What? -I know. 455 00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:11,118 It's pretty cool, right? 456 00:16:11,212 --> 00:16:12,303 -How does she even know you? -What do you mean? 457 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,788 No offense, but you have no followers, zero credits. 458 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,532 -Ouch. -I'm just surprised. 459 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:17,533 That's all. 460 00:16:17,552 --> 00:16:18,810 Well, when you get over your shock, 461 00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:20,036 maybe you can say, "Congratulations." 462 00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:22,221 Justin, I didn't mean it-- 463 00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:23,297 I got to get this right. 464 00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:25,057 But there is a wide variety here. 465 00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,819 -Mikey, we got you. -Yeah. 466 00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,803 Oh, thanks for modeling them, guys. 467 00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:33,232 The snake, you know--I mean, normally I would say no, 468 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:35,718 but she has been exploring her wild side lately. 469 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,146 Maybe the one in sapphires that says, "S-O-B." 470 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,315 Maybe that's too aggressive. Could work. 471 00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:43,576 Honestly, I don't know. What do you think, ring guy? 472 00:16:43,728 --> 00:16:45,169 Yo, don't--don't look him in the eye. 473 00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:47,321 Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I won't look. 474 00:16:47,415 --> 00:16:48,581 Let me tell you this real quick. 475 00:16:48,733 --> 00:16:50,657 All of these have a lifetime guarantee. 476 00:16:50,868 --> 00:16:52,510 You come back in 10 years and need them cleaned, 477 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:54,137 just come back to me. 478 00:16:55,073 --> 00:16:56,848 We don't have 10 years. 479 00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:59,333 (emotional music) 480 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,168 Okay, um, you know something? I'm just going to get 481 00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:02,745 a breath of fresh air if that's all right. 482 00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:04,338 -Yeah. -Mike. 483 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,858 ♪ 484 00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:08,417 -Bing! -Yes. 485 00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:09,861 (P-Nut Butter's "I'm Glad I Knew You" playing) 486 00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:12,196 And over here we have "Big Leap's" 487 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,106 Monica Sullivan soaking it in. 488 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,016 I just know your pores are in heaven. 489 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:17,035 How does this mask feel on your face? 490 00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:19,428 Like a front row seat to Chernobyl. 491 00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:21,113 (British accent) Cheerio. Another success story. 492 00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:22,782 If you'll excuse me, I need some burn salve 493 00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:24,876 and a fire extinguisher. 494 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,661 Your hands are cold. How's your circulation? 495 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:28,938 It's not great. 496 00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:31,215 -You getting tired? -Yeah. 497 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:34,218 But don't tell anybody, 'cause I'm having fun. 498 00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:37,463 Um, uh, excuse me, Mr. Plumber Man. 499 00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:39,039 This is the women's locker room. 500 00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:40,966 Sorry, drain's clogged in the bathroom. 501 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,135 -So which one of y'all did it? -Excuse me? 502 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,712 I said which one of you made a huge mess in there? 503 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,307 It was me. I did it. 504 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,734 Miriam! 505 00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,143 -(hip-hop music playing) -♪ 'Bout to tear it up 506 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,570 Yeah! 507 00:17:52,797 --> 00:17:54,721 (screaming) 508 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,743 ♪ 509 00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:01,579 (cheering) 510 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,730 ♪ You ain't finished yet, you say you the best ♪ 511 00:18:03,825 --> 00:18:05,324 ♪ Say it with your chest 512 00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:09,253 ♪ 513 00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:11,814 (cheering) 514 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,333 ♪ 515 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,576 (screams) 516 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,744 Let's just say 517 00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:20,414 I had to smuggle in my own penis straw. 518 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,842 (slurps) 519 00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:24,751 I'm the bride! I'm the bride! 520 00:18:24,846 --> 00:18:26,846 (cheering) 521 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:33,986 ♪ 522 00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,281 Just one second. 523 00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:38,691 Can we just have second? 524 00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:40,509 Julia, are you okay? 525 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:43,028 I'm fine. I'm fine. 526 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,348 (sobbing) I'm so sorry I'm crying. 527 00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:48,275 You know, this is supposed to be happy. 528 00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:51,537 And we're all pretending that it's normal, but it's not. 529 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,707 It's sad. I'm sorry. (sobs) 530 00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:55,967 You don't have to be sorry. 531 00:18:56,194 --> 00:18:58,803 I mean, it is sad and it's probably good 532 00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:00,696 we acknowledge that. 533 00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:03,215 Today was the best day. 534 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,050 -Good. -(both laugh) 535 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,703 And I know that I'm asking a lot of you guys. 536 00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:11,816 And Mike, I see him being so strong and supportive, 537 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,893 despite being so scared. 538 00:19:14,045 --> 00:19:16,879 And I'm really grateful. 539 00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:19,882 I do have one last request actually. 540 00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:21,676 Um, I always wanted my bridesmaids 541 00:19:21,678 --> 00:19:23,977 to wear really ugly bridesmaid's dresses. 542 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,888 -(laughter) -Why? 543 00:19:25,907 --> 00:19:27,314 Even you, Monica. 544 00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:29,333 I'd be honored and horrified. 545 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,335 (laughter) 546 00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:37,416 So should I leave, or did you want me to start from the top? 547 00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,402 Start from the top! 548 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,569 (all cheering) 549 00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:45,224 ♪ 550 00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:50,079 JOEL: You mind if I sit by this dumpster with you? 551 00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:53,107 Yeah, sure. 552 00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:00,606 I don't know if I can do this, man. 553 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,848 What's going on? 554 00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:04,202 He doesn't know if he can do this, man. 555 00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:07,020 It's just that I made all those promises to her. 556 00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,707 And now that it's here, it is-- 557 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:13,602 it's just--it's too...sad. 558 00:20:13,696 --> 00:20:15,621 ELLISON: Hey, fellas. 559 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,030 What's happening? 560 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,124 He made all these promises, but he doesn't think 561 00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:21,368 he can do it anymore, 'cause it makes him sad. 562 00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:22,461 You know, at least with treatment 563 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:26,390 I thought I could hide behind some hope. 564 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,542 I hear you, Mike. 565 00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:31,287 It is so incredibly sad. 566 00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:35,624 But even if you run from this, Paula's gonna die. 567 00:20:35,643 --> 00:20:36,901 (somber piano music) 568 00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:39,237 And, um... 569 00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,405 you're gonna be heartbroken. 570 00:20:41,557 --> 00:20:43,132 ♪ 571 00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:46,911 The choice isn't whether or not you're gonna feel pain. 572 00:20:47,138 --> 00:20:49,896 You're gonna feel pain. 573 00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:52,308 The choice is about... 574 00:20:52,326 --> 00:20:54,827 how you feel about yourself when that time comes. 575 00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:57,663 ♪ 576 00:20:57,815 --> 00:20:58,981 Look, I know it's tough, 577 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,425 but, you know, you'll get through it. 578 00:21:03,154 --> 00:21:06,171 Yeah, I know. I know you guys are right. 579 00:21:06,324 --> 00:21:09,517 Right. Thanks. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. 580 00:21:10,177 --> 00:21:12,678 It's okay to cry. 581 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,272 You can do it. 582 00:21:15,683 --> 00:21:17,057 The only way is through. 583 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:20,503 You got to sit in it and feel the feelings. 584 00:21:20,596 --> 00:21:22,671 ♪ 585 00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:26,509 Be there for Paula. We'll be there for you. 586 00:21:26,527 --> 00:21:29,678 ♪ 587 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,531 (Mike sobbing) 588 00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:37,503 ♪ 589 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,207 I'm sorry, Mr. Blackburn, 590 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,284 but like I told you, if we don't observe the 48-hour 591 00:21:44,362 --> 00:21:45,970 waiting period, we would be breaking the law. 592 00:21:46,121 --> 00:21:47,287 And we don't want to do that. Of course. 593 00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:48,213 But I'd like to remind you 594 00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:49,715 that there's a woman dying of cancer. 595 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,217 Yes, you mentioned that several times. 596 00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:53,552 And none of that made it into the crypt 597 00:21:53,704 --> 00:21:54,461 that contains your heart? 598 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,554 She's going to die. 599 00:21:55,706 --> 00:21:56,705 And the only thing she wants is to marry 600 00:21:56,724 --> 00:21:58,891 the man she loves tomorrow, and we-- 601 00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:01,710 you and me-- have the unique opportunity 602 00:22:01,804 --> 00:22:03,879 to make that dream come true. All we have to do 603 00:22:03,898 --> 00:22:06,473 is put that stamp on this piece of paper right there. 604 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,975 So come on. Just do it. Just stamp it. Just pick it up. 605 00:22:09,070 --> 00:22:11,144 Put it down. Stamp it. Just stamp it. 606 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,146 Stamp the pa--pick it up, put it here, and it's done. 607 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,666 I would be happy to stamp the certification 608 00:22:15,893 --> 00:22:18,985 48 hours from today. 609 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,839 -I can see-- -(bell dings) 610 00:22:22,066 --> 00:22:23,415 Let that ring in your ear. 611 00:22:23,568 --> 00:22:25,051 Next. 612 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,903 Well, that crapped out. Come on. Get outta here. 613 00:22:27,922 --> 00:22:29,996 -Excuse me. -Yes. 614 00:22:30,074 --> 00:22:32,165 Mindy Kessler. Born and raised in Saginaw, 615 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,410 home of the world's largest bean elevator. 616 00:22:34,428 --> 00:22:36,020 During the day, I am a homemaker 617 00:22:36,171 --> 00:22:37,930 and a data entry associate at the county clerk's office. 618 00:22:38,082 --> 00:22:42,601 But at night in my dreams, I dance. 619 00:22:42,753 --> 00:22:43,769 Would you like to make a deal? 620 00:22:43,921 --> 00:22:45,754 (lively music) 621 00:22:45,773 --> 00:22:48,181 Yes. Yes, Mindy, I would. 622 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,759 He got the ball, and he ran towards the end zone. 623 00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:53,596 -And smash! -(laughter) 624 00:22:53,614 --> 00:22:54,855 Yeah! 625 00:22:54,949 --> 00:22:57,282 -You should've seen it. -GABBY: Oh, yeah. 626 00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,268 Well, it's a lot more fun watching you replay. 627 00:22:59,286 --> 00:23:01,528 Time for bed, mister. It's late. 628 00:23:01,622 --> 00:23:02,696 Is Reggie coming to the wedding? 629 00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:04,273 He better be; I'm planning 630 00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:06,291 a big surprise for Mike and Paula. 631 00:23:06,444 --> 00:23:09,470 All right. Jammy time. I'll be up in five minutes. 632 00:23:10,631 --> 00:23:12,139 Goodnight, sweetie. 633 00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:18,804 Don't you think all this is going a little fast? 634 00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:20,881 She has terminal cancer, Mom. 635 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,625 I'm talking about you and Reggie. 636 00:23:22,643 --> 00:23:25,069 Did you consider slowing things down a little 637 00:23:25,296 --> 00:23:27,071 and not bringing him into Sam's life? 638 00:23:27,222 --> 00:23:28,964 When I introduced him to Sam, he was just my friend. 639 00:23:28,983 --> 00:23:31,467 Your friend that you were in love with. 640 00:23:32,227 --> 00:23:34,803 Honestly, can you ever just be happy for me? 641 00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:37,206 (sighs) 642 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,976 NICK: Ooh, well, someone went crazy 643 00:23:40,995 --> 00:23:42,327 with taffeta and a hot glue gun, huh? 644 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,813 -Oh, I'd like you to meet Tina. -Mindy. 645 00:23:44,907 --> 00:23:46,999 -Mindy. Meet Mindy. -MINDY: Hello. 646 00:23:47,151 --> 00:23:48,241 NICK: She's gonna be joining our cast. 647 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,910 Mindy loves to dance. Show her what you-- 648 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,654 Five. Six. Seven. Eight. 649 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,914 NICK: Shuffle ball change. It's a thing. 650 00:23:53,991 --> 00:23:55,174 Yeah. And she's promised to bring us 651 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,584 one of her famous tater tot casseroles. 652 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,085 I use four types of cheese. 653 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,329 NICK: Sounds so good. Thanks, Mindy. 654 00:24:00,347 --> 00:24:02,514 You can go on out there and dance some more. 655 00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:03,499 -Okay. -Just-- 656 00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:04,424 Okay. 657 00:24:04,518 --> 00:24:05,776 No matter how low I set the bar, 658 00:24:05,928 --> 00:24:07,503 you never fail to disappoint me. 659 00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:12,024 Hey, what do you think about being my date for the wedding? 660 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,342 Nick, it's one thing to go to dinner. 661 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,786 It's another thing to sit next to each other 662 00:24:16,013 --> 00:24:17,696 and watch people exchange lifetime vows. 663 00:24:17,848 --> 00:24:19,290 Well, your loss. 664 00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:21,125 You know, I'm--I'm gonna be considered a hero 665 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,869 when you see what I do with the wedding out there. 666 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,445 -Nick? -Yeah? 667 00:24:25,539 --> 00:24:27,072 Paige won't sign the divorce papers. 668 00:24:27,224 --> 00:24:28,132 Damn it! No. 669 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,541 What are you--guys, move out of the way. 670 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,469 Out of the way. It's just-- Thank you. 671 00:24:31,696 --> 00:24:34,046 I saw Annie came by this morning. 672 00:24:34,198 --> 00:24:35,881 Yeah, she's auditioning Justin. 673 00:24:36,033 --> 00:24:37,290 I think it'll be a good match. 674 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:40,019 And you haven't spoken to her in a while, huh? 675 00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:42,295 What is it, Wayne? 676 00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:43,630 I'm merely reminiscing on the fact 677 00:24:43,724 --> 00:24:46,875 that Annie was the last real relationship you had. 678 00:24:46,969 --> 00:24:49,211 -And that was years ago. -So? 679 00:24:49,230 --> 00:24:52,806 So why not go to the wedding with Nick? 680 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,049 You hate Nick. 681 00:24:54,218 --> 00:24:56,660 This is less about Nick and more about you. 682 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,780 (emotional music) 683 00:24:59,907 --> 00:25:02,574 ♪ 684 00:25:02,727 --> 00:25:03,650 Paige, what prevents us? 685 00:25:03,744 --> 00:25:04,893 Just so you know, 686 00:25:04,912 --> 00:25:06,078 we're recording the Zoom for the show. 687 00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:08,747 What prevents you from leaving me alone? 688 00:25:08,899 --> 00:25:11,008 -Why are you hounding me? -Well, Paige, 689 00:25:11,159 --> 00:25:12,901 we need to get these divorce papers signed, 690 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,994 and you were the one who wanted to end the marriage. 691 00:25:14,088 --> 00:25:15,904 So why don't you grab a pen there 692 00:25:15,906 --> 00:25:17,089 and get to scribbling, huh? 693 00:25:17,241 --> 00:25:19,258 I'm just not sure I'm ready, okay? 694 00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:20,667 Come on. I know you're pregnant with another man's baby. 695 00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,353 All right? You gotta cut bait on Mike. 696 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,170 -You're being selfish here. -PAIGE: I'm sorry. 697 00:25:24,265 --> 00:25:27,099 Are you calling a woman who is this pregnant, 698 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:30,844 who spends her days barfing, selfish? 699 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,179 Uh, no, I'm--I'm sorry. 700 00:25:33,274 --> 00:25:35,015 I didn't mean-- I didn't mean that. 701 00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:36,575 -(Paige sobbing) -Um, okay. 702 00:25:36,761 --> 00:25:38,927 (Paige sobbing) 703 00:25:39,021 --> 00:25:43,432 Maybe I am, but I'm pregnant and depressed. 704 00:25:43,601 --> 00:25:46,602 And Patrick can't even get a crib put together. 705 00:25:46,695 --> 00:25:48,103 He's been working on it for two days. 706 00:25:48,122 --> 00:25:49,605 Mike could have done it in two hours. 707 00:25:49,698 --> 00:25:50,864 I get it. Hey, come on. 708 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,049 Calm down. Things are bad right now. 709 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,533 I understand. It's gonna be okay. 710 00:25:53,627 --> 00:25:55,110 What? So I leave him, 711 00:25:55,129 --> 00:25:58,297 and now all of a sudden he's this really great guy? 712 00:25:58,449 --> 00:26:01,450 And I'm supposed to let him get married again 713 00:26:01,619 --> 00:26:03,227 on television? 714 00:26:03,454 --> 00:26:07,122 It's like telling the world I failed. 715 00:26:07,141 --> 00:26:09,458 Hey, hey, hey. Look at me. You didn't fail, okay? 716 00:26:09,551 --> 00:26:11,460 You did what you needed to do. You took care of yourself. 717 00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:14,405 You inspired Mike to do the same. 718 00:26:14,556 --> 00:26:17,132 Look, I understand this. I've been through it. 719 00:26:17,151 --> 00:26:18,467 Divorce is one of the hardest things in the world, 720 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,303 but you cannot let it harden you, Paige. 721 00:26:21,322 --> 00:26:23,396 You deserve to be happy and to move on. 722 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,292 And you know--you know Mike deserves the same. 723 00:26:27,569 --> 00:26:28,752 What do you say? 724 00:26:28,904 --> 00:26:31,589 (sentimental music) 725 00:26:31,816 --> 00:26:32,906 ♪ 726 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,926 Fine. Just don't tell Mike 727 00:26:36,078 --> 00:26:37,836 that Patrick can't get the crib together, okay? 728 00:26:37,988 --> 00:26:40,246 Just tell him he did it in an hour. 729 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,657 In an hour. You got it. 730 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,392 I hate you so much. 731 00:26:47,331 --> 00:26:48,606 BRUNO MARS: ♪ It's a beautiful night 732 00:26:48,833 --> 00:26:52,334 ♪ We're looking for something dumb to do ♪ 733 00:26:52,353 --> 00:26:56,280 ♪ Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you ♪ 734 00:26:56,431 --> 00:26:58,932 ♪ 735 00:26:59,026 --> 00:27:02,361 ♪ Don't say no, no, no, no, no ♪ 736 00:27:02,513 --> 00:27:05,364 ♪ Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 737 00:27:05,516 --> 00:27:08,851 ♪ And we'll go, go, go, go, go ♪ 738 00:27:08,869 --> 00:27:10,443 ♪ If you're ready 739 00:27:10,537 --> 00:27:12,779 ♪ 'Cause it's a beautiful night ♪ 740 00:27:12,857 --> 00:27:16,950 ♪ we're looking for something dumb to do ♪ 741 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,787 ♪ Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you ♪ 742 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:24,308 ♪ 743 00:27:24,459 --> 00:27:25,476 Okay, here we go. 744 00:27:25,703 --> 00:27:27,536 We're gonna--it's time to-- it's a wedding. 745 00:27:27,629 --> 00:27:28,479 Time to officiate. 746 00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:29,872 So how are you feeling? 747 00:27:29,890 --> 00:27:31,131 Uh, I'm feeling--you know what? 748 00:27:31,225 --> 00:27:32,132 Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 749 00:27:32,226 --> 00:27:33,375 Those go to the side, all right? 750 00:27:33,468 --> 00:27:35,486 We need to cheat Mike and Paula's coverage. 751 00:27:35,713 --> 00:27:37,212 Am I the only one who shot a wedding here? 752 00:27:37,231 --> 00:27:38,897 Guys, how about some energy, huh? 753 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:39,990 Come on. There's a wedding happening. 754 00:27:40,217 --> 00:27:41,884 Nick? I feel great. I feel great. 755 00:27:41,902 --> 00:27:43,402 All right, come on. Let's do this, guys. 756 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:44,978 Yeah. Cut. 757 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,572 ("Stand By Me" instrumental playing) 758 00:27:47,741 --> 00:27:54,546 ♪ 759 00:28:42,629 --> 00:28:45,038 You may be wondering--hold on, can we reset? 760 00:28:45,132 --> 00:28:46,890 Hey, let's cue the sunset please. 761 00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:50,060 Billy, cue the sunset. Here we go. 762 00:28:50,212 --> 00:28:51,544 -Aww. -That's lovely. 763 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:52,712 Okay. 764 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:54,214 You may be wondering 765 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,476 why Mike and Paula asked me to officiate their wedding. 766 00:28:57,628 --> 00:29:00,462 Me too. I didn't want to do this. 767 00:29:00,555 --> 00:29:03,815 I did not want to stand up here in front of cameras 768 00:29:03,968 --> 00:29:05,558 and talk about love. 769 00:29:05,652 --> 00:29:07,803 But then I asked myself the question that I'm usually 770 00:29:07,896 --> 00:29:09,304 asking everyone else, 771 00:29:09,397 --> 00:29:12,532 which is what prevents us? 772 00:29:13,477 --> 00:29:15,827 You can ask that question about a lot of things. 773 00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:18,480 What prevents us from saying the things we want to say, 774 00:29:18,499 --> 00:29:22,259 or from allowing ourselves to love or be loved? 775 00:29:22,486 --> 00:29:24,244 And you'll always come up with the same answer. 776 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:28,748 The thing that prevents us is fear. 777 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:29,992 Putting yourself out there. 778 00:29:30,085 --> 00:29:32,770 Letting someone really see you is scary. 779 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,439 Trusting other people's terrifying. 780 00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:37,499 Looking at a terrible situation, 781 00:29:37,592 --> 00:29:39,518 holding hands, 782 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,336 and facing it together, 783 00:29:41,429 --> 00:29:43,614 well, I guess that's love. 784 00:29:43,841 --> 00:29:49,269 So today we celebrate love triumphing over fear. 785 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,771 You know, Mike and Paula met on this show. 786 00:29:51,865 --> 00:29:54,274 I have to give myself credit. I saw their story right away. 787 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,851 I put their headshots right next to each other. 788 00:29:55,869 --> 00:29:57,035 And I said, 789 00:29:57,187 --> 00:30:00,522 "These two--these two are gonna bang." 790 00:30:00,541 --> 00:30:03,025 (laughter) 791 00:30:03,193 --> 00:30:05,210 But it turned out to be much more than that. 792 00:30:05,362 --> 00:30:07,453 It turned out to be a love story 793 00:30:07,531 --> 00:30:10,307 that should give us all hope and inspiration. 794 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:14,536 So, Mike and Paula, thank you for asking me to officiate. 795 00:30:14,629 --> 00:30:16,038 If there's anything you guys want to say to each other 796 00:30:16,131 --> 00:30:16,980 before we get to the deal points, 797 00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:18,540 now is probably the right time. 798 00:30:18,633 --> 00:30:20,225 -I do have a few things. -Okay, great. 799 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:25,138 Paula, ours is a classic love story. 800 00:30:25,232 --> 00:30:27,140 Guy falls for girl. 801 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,567 Guy loses girl. 802 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:31,829 Guy goes on reality dance show to win girl back 803 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:33,905 but then meets totally different girl 804 00:30:34,058 --> 00:30:36,224 who turns out to be his soul mate 805 00:30:36,243 --> 00:30:39,670 and shows him what true happiness is. 806 00:30:39,897 --> 00:30:43,732 Paula, you met me at my worst, and you accepted me. 807 00:30:43,734 --> 00:30:47,660 You made me my best. 808 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,013 I love you. 809 00:30:50,165 --> 00:30:53,333 Michael--that is your real name, right? 810 00:30:53,427 --> 00:30:55,410 Yeah. 811 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,763 Michael, we may not have spent years together 812 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:00,673 or even months. 813 00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,918 But from the moment I met you, 814 00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:06,012 I knew that I could share parts of myself 815 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,848 that I had never shared with anyone else. 816 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:12,277 Thank you for loving me, all of me, 817 00:31:12,429 --> 00:31:15,038 and I hope I can make you feel that loved. 818 00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:16,707 Let's bring the rings, please. 819 00:31:16,934 --> 00:31:19,710 (soft music) 820 00:31:19,861 --> 00:31:26,967 ♪ 821 00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,539 I pronounce you husband and wife. 822 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,635 You may kiss your bride. 823 00:31:36,787 --> 00:31:39,712 (cheers and applause) 824 00:31:39,806 --> 00:31:41,047 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, please. 825 00:31:41,141 --> 00:31:42,641 I can see that. You're not close enough. 826 00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:43,883 I need you to get in here, okay? 827 00:31:43,977 --> 00:31:44,960 Come on. All right. 828 00:31:44,978 --> 00:31:46,144 Guys, reset back to one, please. 829 00:31:46,388 --> 00:31:48,554 Everybody, we're still excited. Okay. Here we go. 830 00:31:48,649 --> 00:31:50,699 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 831 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:52,801 You may kiss your bride. 832 00:31:52,894 --> 00:31:54,469 (upbeat music) 833 00:31:54,562 --> 00:31:55,913 SINGER: ♪ I wanna cut through the clouds ♪ 834 00:31:56,064 --> 00:31:57,897 Confetti! 835 00:31:58,066 --> 00:32:02,144 SINGER: ♪ I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone ♪ 836 00:32:02,237 --> 00:32:06,164 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling, oh yeah ♪ 837 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,167 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪ 838 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,669 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling 839 00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:12,787 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪ 840 00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:15,682 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling 841 00:32:17,344 --> 00:32:21,421 So, Paula, I--I see what you love about this man. 842 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:27,402 And I have been lucky enough to see it for nearly 15 years. 843 00:32:28,596 --> 00:32:29,838 I love you guys. 844 00:32:29,931 --> 00:32:33,283 (applause) 845 00:32:35,696 --> 00:32:38,363 That was so beautiful, Joel. 846 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,457 We shouldn't have waited to show Gabby that tape. 847 00:32:40,608 --> 00:32:42,350 All right, I'm going to do it tonight. 848 00:32:42,444 --> 00:32:44,127 -She looks so happy, though. -She deserves to know. 849 00:32:44,354 --> 00:32:46,354 Somebody's got to keep the gears running, 850 00:32:46,373 --> 00:32:48,190 and we know it's not gonna be Nicholas Sparks over there. 851 00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:50,041 WAYNE: One more surprise for you. 852 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,860 He looks good in a suit, though. 853 00:32:52,029 --> 00:32:53,119 Thank you, Mike and Paula. 854 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,288 for including us in your special day. 855 00:32:55,365 --> 00:32:58,458 ("I Wanna Dance With Somebody" playing) 856 00:32:58,552 --> 00:33:02,145 ♪ 857 00:33:02,222 --> 00:33:04,389 WHITNEY HOUSTON: ♪ Yeah 858 00:33:04,541 --> 00:33:05,707 GUEST: Whoo! 859 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,544 ♪ 860 00:33:09,563 --> 00:33:11,304 All right! 861 00:33:11,398 --> 00:33:12,547 -PAULA: What? -MIKE: Let's go! 862 00:33:12,566 --> 00:33:17,143 WHITNEY HOUSTON: ♪ I wanna dance 863 00:33:17,312 --> 00:33:20,980 ♪ Clock strikes upon the hour ♪ 864 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,167 ♪ And the sun begins to fade 865 00:33:24,394 --> 00:33:25,985 ♪ 866 00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:28,839 ♪ Still enough time to figure out ♪ 867 00:33:29,066 --> 00:33:33,176 ♪ How to chase my blues away 868 00:33:33,328 --> 00:33:37,014 ♪ I've done all right up to now ♪ 869 00:33:37,165 --> 00:33:41,167 ♪ It's the light of day that shows me how ♪ 870 00:33:41,245 --> 00:33:44,262 ♪ And when the night falls 871 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,507 ♪ My loneliness calls 872 00:33:47,601 --> 00:33:52,178 ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 873 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:56,182 ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪ 874 00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:59,703 ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 875 00:34:00,931 --> 00:34:03,782 ♪ With somebody who loves me 876 00:34:03,858 --> 00:34:08,453 ♪ Somebody who, somebody who 877 00:34:08,605 --> 00:34:10,121 ♪ His arms, oh 878 00:34:10,274 --> 00:34:13,032 ♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪ 879 00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:17,445 ♪ On a love that burns hot enough to last ♪ 880 00:34:17,464 --> 00:34:20,282 ♪ So when the night falls 881 00:34:20,284 --> 00:34:24,452 ♪ My lonely heart calls 882 00:34:24,546 --> 00:34:27,622 ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 883 00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:32,460 ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪ 884 00:34:32,479 --> 00:34:33,812 ♪ Yeah 885 00:34:33,964 --> 00:34:36,389 ♪ I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 886 00:34:36,483 --> 00:34:39,725 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 887 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:42,137 ♪ Don't you wanna dance, say you wanna dance ♪ 888 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:44,081 -♪ Don't you wanna dance -SINGERS: ♪ Dance 889 00:34:44,232 --> 00:34:44,915 WHITNEY HOUSTON: ♪ Don't you wanna dance 890 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,566 ♪ Say you wanna dance 891 00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:48,159 -♪ Don't you wanna dance -SINGERS: ♪ Dance 892 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:49,144 WHITNEY HOUSTON: ♪ Don't you wanna dance 893 00:34:49,162 --> 00:34:50,403 ♪ Say you wanna dance 894 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:53,315 -♪ Uh-huh -SINGERS: ♪ Dance 895 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:57,485 WHITNEY HOUSTON: ♪ With somebody who loves me 896 00:34:57,579 --> 00:34:59,671 ♪ Who, who 897 00:34:59,823 --> 00:35:01,247 SINGERS: ♪ Dance 898 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,509 (cheers and applause) 899 00:35:04,661 --> 00:35:06,177 (upbeat music playing) 900 00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:08,605 -How did you guys do all this? -Gabby. 901 00:35:08,756 --> 00:35:11,424 She choreographed the whole thing last night. 902 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,776 Thank you. 903 00:35:12,927 --> 00:35:15,428 Of course! Of course! (gasps) 904 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,929 -Oh, can you go get Sam? -Yeah. 905 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,431 -That was amazing. -Oh, my God. 906 00:35:18,525 --> 00:35:19,950 I can't believe you had everybody in it. 907 00:35:20,177 --> 00:35:21,785 Gabby, can I grab you for a quick OTF? 908 00:35:22,012 --> 00:35:22,935 Okay, yeah, yeah. 909 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:24,028 I'll see you on the dance floor. 910 00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:25,029 Okay, have fun. I'll see you soon. Hi! 911 00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,698 I'll see you on the dance floor. 912 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:29,701 (somber music) 913 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:34,706 ♪ 914 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,450 Um... 915 00:35:37,527 --> 00:35:39,377 Can I go now? 916 00:35:39,529 --> 00:35:46,268 ♪ 917 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,892 SINGER: ♪ Baby, dance, show me your moves ♪ 918 00:35:54,044 --> 00:35:56,878 ♪ Come on and give us the stuff ♪ 919 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,805 ♪ Girl, get on the floor 920 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,050 See? I told you it would be-- 921 00:36:02,143 --> 00:36:03,976 Oh, my God. It's Kevin. 922 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:05,328 TRAVELL: He showed up in his yogurt shirt? 923 00:36:05,555 --> 00:36:07,238 Oh, Fro-no. 924 00:36:07,391 --> 00:36:08,981 Okay, Kevin, no, no, no. You can't be here. 925 00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:10,684 -Just listen to me. -I don't care! 926 00:36:10,744 --> 00:36:12,076 (music fades) 927 00:36:12,229 --> 00:36:13,895 You drained our bank account, Kevin. 928 00:36:14,064 --> 00:36:16,231 Do you have any idea how much you hurt me? 929 00:36:16,324 --> 00:36:17,565 Check the account--I put most of it back a week ago. 930 00:36:17,584 --> 00:36:18,750 I don't care. 931 00:36:18,919 --> 00:36:20,068 All right, I screwed up, Julia. 932 00:36:20,161 --> 00:36:21,511 I thought I was trying to leave you, 933 00:36:21,738 --> 00:36:23,847 but I was trying to leave me. 934 00:36:24,074 --> 00:36:26,183 I should have just joined a reality show like you did. 935 00:36:26,410 --> 00:36:28,518 Oh, yeah, 'cause that was easy, right, Travell? 936 00:36:28,745 --> 00:36:30,687 -You look happy. -I am. 937 00:36:30,914 --> 00:36:31,930 KEVIN: It didn't cost you your family 938 00:36:32,082 --> 00:36:33,581 and a case of dengue fever to get there. 939 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,934 You know what? If you figured this all out, 940 00:36:36,086 --> 00:36:38,844 then why didn't you bother to call Olivia and Sophia, huh? 941 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,864 I was embarrassed. 942 00:36:41,015 --> 00:36:43,200 I wanted to come back in a respectable way. 943 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,369 With a job. 944 00:36:46,521 --> 00:36:48,596 I'm trying to build a foundation. 945 00:36:48,690 --> 00:36:50,114 I just need the first brick, and then I can-- 946 00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:51,708 Okay, look, it doesn't matter where you are 947 00:36:51,859 --> 00:36:53,268 in your life, okay? 948 00:36:53,286 --> 00:36:56,454 It matters that you are in our kids' lives. 949 00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:57,789 They need you. 950 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,457 You're right. 951 00:36:59,609 --> 00:37:01,551 I am going to get back in their lives. 952 00:37:01,778 --> 00:37:02,794 Great. 953 00:37:02,946 --> 00:37:05,296 I'm going to get back in your life too. 954 00:37:05,449 --> 00:37:06,389 No. 955 00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,616 I miss you, Julia. 956 00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:09,726 I'm gonna win you back. 957 00:37:09,953 --> 00:37:11,061 No, you absolutely are not. 958 00:37:11,212 --> 00:37:12,878 Oh, and I'll even do it on camera. 959 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:13,955 I'm going to win her back, everybody. 960 00:37:13,974 --> 00:37:15,290 No, please do not. 961 00:37:15,383 --> 00:37:19,236 You better watch your back, Thunder From Down Under. 962 00:37:19,387 --> 00:37:22,797 I'm going to make moves sharper than your jawline. 963 00:37:22,799 --> 00:37:23,815 I love the show, everybody. 964 00:37:23,967 --> 00:37:27,059 Hands up. Very serious. 965 00:37:27,153 --> 00:37:28,152 Hi. 966 00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:30,413 You don't mind if I scooch in, do you? 967 00:37:30,565 --> 00:37:32,523 Oh, no. Go ahead. 968 00:37:32,675 --> 00:37:36,402 So how was the audition? 969 00:37:36,496 --> 00:37:38,663 You don't need to talk about it. 970 00:37:38,832 --> 00:37:41,165 Yes, we do. 971 00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:45,762 Listen, I may be a jealous and petty competitor, 972 00:37:45,913 --> 00:37:50,492 but I believe in you. 973 00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:52,602 I really hope you get it. 974 00:37:52,754 --> 00:37:55,680 And I'm sorry that I acted like such a baby. 975 00:37:55,832 --> 00:37:57,682 It wasn't a good look for me. 976 00:37:57,834 --> 00:38:02,520 No, it wasn't, but... 977 00:38:02,672 --> 00:38:05,673 thank you. 978 00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:07,675 I believe in you too. 979 00:38:07,694 --> 00:38:10,269 I believe in us. 980 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:13,848 Congratulations, Justin. Annie called. 981 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:15,016 She wants you in the show. 982 00:38:15,035 --> 00:38:17,018 -Shut up. -I don't know if she told you, 983 00:38:17,037 --> 00:38:18,461 but you're touring Europe for six months. 984 00:38:18,613 --> 00:38:20,505 So here's to Paris. 985 00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:23,541 ("At Last" playing) 986 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:28,788 ETTA JAMES: ♪ My lonely days are over 987 00:38:28,882 --> 00:38:31,866 ♪ 988 00:38:31,885 --> 00:38:37,555 ♪ And life is like a song 989 00:38:37,707 --> 00:38:39,374 Oh, no. I don't dance. 990 00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:42,393 MONICA: Shut up. You do now. 991 00:38:42,546 --> 00:38:43,803 Mm. 992 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,380 ETTA JAMES: ♪ At last 993 00:38:45,473 --> 00:38:48,842 ♪ 994 00:38:48,844 --> 00:38:52,887 ♪ The skies above are blue 995 00:38:52,906 --> 00:38:54,313 ♪ 996 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,833 Oh, you weren't lying. You really don't dance. 997 00:38:57,060 --> 00:39:00,503 -No. -(laughs) 998 00:39:00,655 --> 00:39:03,006 You know, I'll admit. 999 00:39:03,157 --> 00:39:05,991 You sure pulled off this wedding. 1000 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:08,178 Sometimes you really are good at your job. 1001 00:39:08,254 --> 00:39:09,679 Ah. 1002 00:39:09,906 --> 00:39:11,681 Well, thank you. 1003 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,092 Come on. I just complimented you. 1004 00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:16,744 What's going on? 1005 00:39:16,763 --> 00:39:19,004 She's still gonna die, Monica. 1006 00:39:19,099 --> 00:39:20,431 It doesn't matter how hard I worked, 1007 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,676 or how happy everybody pretends to be. 1008 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,362 The ending doesn't change. 1009 00:39:26,256 --> 00:39:28,948 You just gave them a night full of happiness. 1010 00:39:29,926 --> 00:39:32,160 So I think it changes a little. 1011 00:39:34,264 --> 00:39:35,372 Yeah. 1012 00:39:35,599 --> 00:39:39,709 ETTA JAMES: ♪ A thrill to press my cheek to ♪ 1013 00:39:39,861 --> 00:39:42,937 ♪ A thrill that I... 1014 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:45,030 This is a good first date. 1015 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:48,109 Oh, so you are my date. 1016 00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:50,778 ETTA JAMES: ♪ You smiled 1017 00:39:50,797 --> 00:39:53,114 ♪ You smiled 1018 00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:57,785 ♪ Oh, and then the spell was cast ♪ 1019 00:39:57,879 --> 00:40:02,565 ♪ 1020 00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:05,568 (upbeat music playing) 1021 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,630 (man singing indistinctly) 1022 00:40:08,632 --> 00:40:13,151 ♪ 1023 00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:14,969 Good looks ain't the only thing you gave Sam. 1024 00:40:15,062 --> 00:40:17,730 Looks like he got your moves too. 1025 00:40:17,899 --> 00:40:19,374 I saw the tape, Reggie. 1026 00:40:21,235 --> 00:40:25,088 The one of you kissing that beautiful girl. 1027 00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,907 It's not even like that, okay? 1028 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,834 She--she kissed me. I stopped her. 1029 00:40:29,986 --> 00:40:31,169 I don't care. 1030 00:40:31,321 --> 00:40:33,746 You put yourself in a position for it to happen. 1031 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,673 They filmed me while they showed it to me. 1032 00:40:35,825 --> 00:40:36,766 It was humiliating. 1033 00:40:36,876 --> 00:40:38,342 I'm so sorry, okay? 1034 00:40:38,495 --> 00:40:41,104 You made a big deal about not keeping things from me. 1035 00:40:41,255 --> 00:40:42,847 I can't be with someone like you. 1036 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:46,184 I have a kid... 1037 00:40:46,336 --> 00:40:48,778 a kid. by the way, who is crazy about you. 1038 00:40:49,005 --> 00:40:53,508 Oh, God. I'm so stupid. 1039 00:40:53,601 --> 00:40:55,176 Please, babe. Please don't do this-- 1040 00:40:55,195 --> 00:40:56,268 Don't. 1041 00:40:56,362 --> 00:40:58,604 Do not make a scene in front of my son. 1042 00:40:58,698 --> 00:41:01,032 Hey. Hey, buddy. 1043 00:41:01,126 --> 00:41:02,867 Thanks. Way past your bedtime. 1044 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:03,868 Time to go, okay? 1045 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:05,611 Is Reggie coming? 1046 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:07,046 GABBY: Oh, not tonight. 1047 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:11,209 Come on. 1048 00:41:11,361 --> 00:41:14,304 ("Stand By Me" playing) 1049 00:41:14,531 --> 00:41:21,269 ♪ 1050 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,893 BEN E. KING: ♪ When the night has come 1051 00:41:29,045 --> 00:41:33,031 PAULA: You're Mr. Paula Clark. 1052 00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:38,369 And you're Mrs. Mike Devries. 1053 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:44,742 Listen, I have a very serious question for you. 1054 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,503 What is your favorite movie? 1055 00:41:48,064 --> 00:41:49,154 Seriously? It's our wedding night, 1056 00:41:49,249 --> 00:41:51,399 and you wanna play 20 questions? 1057 00:41:51,417 --> 00:41:53,176 I just want to know as much about you as I possibly can. 1058 00:41:53,327 --> 00:41:58,515 Just in case, you know, I need to get the marriage annulled. 1059 00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:00,775 (laughs) 1060 00:42:00,777 --> 00:42:04,687 It's a tie between "Scarface" and "It's a Wonderful Life." 1061 00:42:04,914 --> 00:42:08,082 Wow. That is range. 1062 00:42:08,101 --> 00:42:09,250 You? 1063 00:42:09,269 --> 00:42:12,253 If my friends are asking, "The Matrix." 1064 00:42:12,272 --> 00:42:15,698 But if you are asking it's "Pride and Prejudice." 1065 00:42:15,925 --> 00:42:18,034 Um... 1066 00:42:18,261 --> 00:42:19,202 Okay. 1067 00:42:19,353 --> 00:42:22,372 What's your earliest childhood memory? 1068 00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:23,948 Um... 1069 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,933 a tree falling next to me 1070 00:42:25,952 --> 00:42:27,043 while I was playing in the front yard. 1071 00:42:27,194 --> 00:42:29,103 -Oh, no. -You? 1072 00:42:29,122 --> 00:42:32,273 Fell in a pool. My dad rescued me. 1073 00:42:32,292 --> 00:42:33,775 Both traumatic. Interesting. 1074 00:42:33,793 --> 00:42:34,942 Yeah. 1075 00:42:34,961 --> 00:42:38,963 Okay, Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen? 1076 00:42:39,115 --> 00:42:40,782 That's a selfish choice right there. 1077 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,058 You put me in a tough spot. 1078 00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:45,562 I mean, I think you would think I'm for the Boss 1079 00:42:45,713 --> 00:42:46,971 'cause I'm a factory guy, 1080 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,140 but I'm gonna go with the piano man. 1081 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,382 Whoa! 1082 00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:51,959 Yeah. Well, I got my uptown girl. 1083 00:42:52,053 --> 00:42:54,645 She's living in her uptown...brownstone. 1084 00:42:54,798 --> 00:42:56,388 Okay. Last one. 1085 00:42:56,466 --> 00:42:58,482 If you could have one magic power, what would it be? 1086 00:42:58,635 --> 00:43:02,470 BEN E. KING: ♪ Darlin', darlin', stand by me ♪ 1087 00:43:02,488 --> 00:43:04,914 To stop time. 1088 00:43:05,066 --> 00:43:07,975 BEN E. KING: ♪ Oh, stand by me 1089 00:43:07,994 --> 00:43:11,070 ♪ Oh, stand now 1090 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:15,341 ♪ Stand by me, stand by me 1091 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,748 (upbeat music) 1092 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:29,981 ♪