1 00:00:03,729 --> 00:00:04,819 (whistle blows) 2 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:07,506 You better not be throwing that football in my house. 3 00:00:07,657 --> 00:00:10,009 And take that helmet off before you come to dinner. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,403 Did you finish your "When I grow up" project? 5 00:00:13,422 --> 00:00:15,239 -Yes, ma'am. -Reggie, can't you think of 6 00:00:15,332 --> 00:00:17,516 anything else you want to be, other than a football player? 7 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:18,592 What about a doctor? 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:19,910 Nobody likes the doctor. 9 00:00:19,928 --> 00:00:21,912 Everyone loves football! 10 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:23,522 I want to be a football player, 11 00:00:23,749 --> 00:00:26,525 live in a mansion, and everyone's gonna love me. 12 00:00:26,752 --> 00:00:28,935 Well, everybody in this house already loves you. 13 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:30,771 (smooches, laughs) 14 00:00:30,923 --> 00:00:33,181 -Daddy! -Hey! 15 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,016 I forgot our anniversary. 16 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:38,037 Luckily, I got celebration enough for both of us. 17 00:00:38,188 --> 00:00:40,539 Oh, no! These are for me. 18 00:00:40,690 --> 00:00:41,707 This is for you. 19 00:00:41,934 --> 00:00:43,375 (gasps) 20 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:46,712 Now, the point of working hard, son, 21 00:00:46,939 --> 00:00:51,341 is to spoil the ones you love. 22 00:00:52,628 --> 00:00:54,461 Can I look now? 23 00:00:54,613 --> 00:00:56,446 Okay, okay, okay. Now. 24 00:00:56,465 --> 00:00:58,782 Reggie, you didn't have to do this. 25 00:00:58,951 --> 00:01:00,117 The hell he didn't! 26 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:02,469 After how much time I spent at this boy games? 27 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,711 Thank you, son. 28 00:01:03,956 --> 00:01:06,214 I can't wait to see where my recliner's gonna go. 29 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,125 -(all chuckle) -Come over here. 30 00:01:08,143 --> 00:01:11,645 Oh, I got a new house! (laughs) 31 00:01:11,797 --> 00:01:12,979 (all hollering) 32 00:01:13,132 --> 00:01:16,575 (bright, sultry music) 33 00:01:16,726 --> 00:01:17,892 ♪ 34 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:22,081 SINGER: ♪ I already feel 35 00:01:22,232 --> 00:01:27,235 ♪ Like doing it again 36 00:01:27,404 --> 00:01:30,255 ♪ Honey 37 00:01:30,407 --> 00:01:33,150 ♪ 'Cause once you know, then you know ♪ 38 00:01:33,168 --> 00:01:36,153 ♪ And you don't want to go 39 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:37,321 ♪ Back to where it is 40 00:01:37,339 --> 00:01:40,157 ♪ That you come from, yeah 41 00:01:40,175 --> 00:01:44,937 ♪ I just want to stay high 42 00:01:45,088 --> 00:01:47,164 ♪ With you 43 00:01:47,182 --> 00:01:48,089 You gonna be okay today? 44 00:01:48,167 --> 00:01:49,090 After everything that happened 45 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:50,109 on the show last night? 46 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:52,002 Honestly, until you mentioned it, 47 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,112 I hadn't thought about it at all, 48 00:01:53,339 --> 00:01:55,948 so thank you. (chuckles) 49 00:01:56,099 --> 00:01:58,375 (sighs) I should go. 50 00:01:58,377 --> 00:02:00,177 Want to be home when Sam wakes up. 51 00:02:00,346 --> 00:02:01,845 See you at the studio later? 52 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:05,290 Well, actually, um, 53 00:02:05,517 --> 00:02:07,868 I have a breakfast meeting with my old tight end coach. 54 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:09,277 Gonna try to see if there's a chance, 55 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,854 you know, for me to get back on the team. 56 00:02:10,873 --> 00:02:14,024 What? That's amazing. 57 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:15,709 Well, maybe. And hopefully, you know. 58 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:17,861 (sighs) 59 00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:19,120 I gotta jump in the shower, 60 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,306 but let me make you dinner tonight? 61 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:24,217 (gentle music) 62 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:25,719 ♪ 63 00:02:25,871 --> 00:02:26,728 (chuckles) 64 00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:29,982 Kick ass today. 65 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,708 -Yeah, you too. -Oh, I will. 66 00:02:31,801 --> 00:02:33,360 (chuckles) 67 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:37,531 (sighs) 68 00:02:44,740 --> 00:02:46,981 Gabby? 69 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:50,318 Gabby, I'm so sorry about last night 70 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:52,562 and if what I said upset you at all, okay? 71 00:02:52,656 --> 00:02:54,989 I did not mean to expose your shame on TV. 72 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,249 Not that you should be ashamed. 73 00:02:56,402 --> 00:02:57,417 You were completely taken advantage of, 74 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,993 just like I was taken advantage of 75 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:00,328 by the producers and my mother, 76 00:03:00,422 --> 00:03:01,738 but in a less molest-y way. 77 00:03:01,757 --> 00:03:02,997 Brittney! 78 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:04,165 I am not thinking about yesterday. 79 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:05,592 I am thinking about today. 80 00:03:05,761 --> 00:03:07,835 I just want to move forward. 81 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:10,338 Great, me too. 82 00:03:10,432 --> 00:03:12,173 So you're not gonna, like, sub-tweet me, right? 83 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:14,359 Or put acid in my foundation? 84 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:19,423 (clapping rhythmically) 85 00:03:19,441 --> 00:03:21,091 Roll away with a half sashay. 86 00:03:21,109 --> 00:03:22,034 Ladies in. 87 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:25,429 Men sashay and then promenade. 88 00:03:25,447 --> 00:03:26,947 Just keep an open mind. It's fun. 89 00:03:27,099 --> 00:03:29,099 My parents love square dancing. 90 00:03:29,192 --> 00:03:30,100 You two? You're both fired. 91 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:31,710 I need to talk to you right now. 92 00:03:31,861 --> 00:03:33,069 Thank you. 93 00:03:33,071 --> 00:03:34,104 Dante, Alan, don't know what to tell you. 94 00:03:34,197 --> 00:03:34,880 Maybe go apply to grad school, huh? 95 00:03:35,107 --> 00:03:36,106 Get out of here. 96 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:37,090 I failed out of grad school twice. 97 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,625 He fired me twice yesterday. 98 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,444 Ugh. 99 00:03:40,462 --> 00:03:42,779 I want her off the show and I want her part. 100 00:03:42,948 --> 00:03:44,130 I like this energy. 101 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:45,465 We're talking about Brittney, right? 102 00:03:45,634 --> 00:03:47,226 Hey, I'm sorry about what happened last night. 103 00:03:47,453 --> 00:03:49,394 -You okay? -Not remotely okay. 104 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:51,788 Sam's gonna go to school today, and kids are gonna joke about 105 00:03:51,807 --> 00:03:53,065 his child molester father. 106 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:54,900 She messed with my kid. 107 00:03:55,051 --> 00:03:57,402 So again, I want her off the show. 108 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,886 I want revenge. 109 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,906 Mm-mm! I love revenge-Gabby. 110 00:04:01,057 --> 00:04:02,299 What did you have in mind? 111 00:04:02,392 --> 00:04:03,800 I want to challenge her for her part. 112 00:04:03,893 --> 00:04:05,802 See, that's tricky though, because if I let you do that, 113 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:06,803 then I gotta let everyone-- 114 00:04:06,972 --> 00:04:08,154 Not if you have to win a contest first. 115 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,474 The prize is a challenge ticket. 116 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:12,476 I have a whole plan, it's gonna be great TV, 117 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:14,419 and at the end of it, Brittney's going down. 118 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:17,814 First, revenge-Gabby, then premeditated murder-Gabby. 119 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,240 Whoo, I got goosebumps! 120 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:21,242 This is great. Do me a favor though. 121 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:23,077 If you're actually going to kill her, 122 00:04:23,171 --> 00:04:25,246 make sure there's a camera there, huh? 123 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,933 I can't tell if you're joking or not. 124 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:30,385 Look in my eyes. I gotta get my steps in. 125 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,020 Come with me. Tell me your plan. 126 00:04:33,665 --> 00:04:35,682 -(bell dings) -Hell! 127 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,001 Whatever happened to food being "a sacred offering" 128 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,761 for our bodily temple? 129 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,095 Cheat days are important, 130 00:04:41,189 --> 00:04:42,355 so long as my players don't see 'em. 131 00:04:42,599 --> 00:04:44,432 You do realize I'm still technically a player, right? 132 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,450 Barely. 133 00:04:45,677 --> 00:04:48,178 Hey, come on, man. I know I messed up. 134 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:51,364 Hey, I would've suspended me too, okay? 135 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:52,849 But I've cleaned up, got my head on straight. 136 00:04:52,942 --> 00:04:54,017 I'm ready to play again. Come on. 137 00:04:54,036 --> 00:04:56,036 I done known you since you were in college, 138 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,129 so I'ma be real. 139 00:04:57,356 --> 00:04:59,189 All that foolishness you was into? 140 00:04:59,207 --> 00:05:01,133 That was management's excuse. 141 00:05:01,284 --> 00:05:02,634 Your playing? That was the problem. 142 00:05:02,861 --> 00:05:04,619 My playing? Man, I was legendary. 143 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,046 You're not 22 anymore. 144 00:05:06,198 --> 00:05:07,364 We got rookies putting up better numbers than you 145 00:05:07,457 --> 00:05:08,698 -last season. -Man, please! 146 00:05:08,792 --> 00:05:10,792 Some shiny new kid don't know the game like I do. 147 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:11,977 (scoffs) 148 00:05:12,128 --> 00:05:13,979 I need a chance here. 149 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:16,231 That's all I'm asking you for, Treyson. 150 00:05:17,225 --> 00:05:19,276 Before I go to bat for you... 151 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:22,154 I gotta see you still got it. 152 00:05:22,381 --> 00:05:24,881 You just tell me when and where. 153 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:27,809 (gentle acoustic music) 154 00:05:27,903 --> 00:05:31,312 ♪ 155 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:35,392 SINGER: ♪ You say that you want to see me ♪ 156 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:38,837 ♪ The truth is scary so here I stand ♪ 157 00:05:38,988 --> 00:05:42,674 ♪ Alone 158 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:47,161 ♪ Alone 159 00:05:47,255 --> 00:05:50,998 ♪ Oh, you say that you want to know me ♪ 160 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,852 ♪ Now you have all of me 161 00:05:53,929 --> 00:05:58,765 ♪ And I'm alone 162 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:00,083 ♪ Alone 163 00:06:00,102 --> 00:06:03,177 And increased hemoglobin. 164 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,512 I don't like the mass I'm seeing here, 165 00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:05,939 and I don't like that you've been having 166 00:06:06,091 --> 00:06:09,609 hip pain and headaches for weeks. 167 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:11,352 Could be the dancing. 168 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:12,871 We know from the last go-around 169 00:06:13,098 --> 00:06:14,280 that your cancer has the potential 170 00:06:14,433 --> 00:06:17,525 to act very aggressively, so we have to as well. 171 00:06:17,619 --> 00:06:19,193 If your day's clear, I'd like to get you into 172 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,029 a surgical biopsy as soon as possible. 173 00:06:22,124 --> 00:06:25,158 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 174 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:27,110 So I'll just give you a moment, 175 00:06:27,129 --> 00:06:28,035 and then the nurse will be by 176 00:06:28,113 --> 00:06:29,963 to take you upstairs. 177 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,723 I'm sorry, Paula. 178 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,227 (whispers) Thank you. 179 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:38,230 ♪ 180 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:41,975 ♪ You say that you want to see me ♪ 181 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,960 ♪ The truth is scary 182 00:06:43,979 --> 00:06:49,056 ♪ So here I stand alone 183 00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:53,578 ♪ Alone 184 00:06:53,771 --> 00:06:55,414 ♪ Oh 185 00:06:59,995 --> 00:07:02,904 (jazzy music) 186 00:07:02,998 --> 00:07:07,333 ♪ 187 00:07:07,486 --> 00:07:09,836 Hey, we can't get here at the exact same time. 188 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,078 Everyone will know. 189 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,431 We gotta stagger our arrivals. 190 00:07:12,582 --> 00:07:16,009 Ooh, yeah, we should probably get disguises too. 191 00:07:16,161 --> 00:07:17,919 You know that this isn't a closet thing, right? 192 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,496 I know. I get it. We're on a TV show. 193 00:07:19,514 --> 00:07:21,014 We'll keep it between us, okay? 194 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:24,151 Well, if you can keep your hands off of me. 195 00:07:25,003 --> 00:07:26,169 I think I'll be fine. 196 00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:27,187 Okay, well, just to be safe, 197 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,188 we should probably have a code. 198 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:29,506 Ooh, when I want to say 199 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:31,766 "you look really good right now," I'll say, 200 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,343 "Dusty Springfield," hm? 201 00:07:33,361 --> 00:07:35,178 -I don't know who that is. -Oh, my God. 202 00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:36,771 Let's just say, um, 203 00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:39,365 "There are Starbursts at crafty." 204 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,459 Oh, perfect. 205 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,852 I feel like La Femme Nikita right now. 206 00:07:42,871 --> 00:07:44,129 (chuckles) 207 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:48,449 Okay, that was the last kiss of the day. 208 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:51,470 Okay, last kiss of the day. Jeez. 209 00:07:54,032 --> 00:07:56,641 Aw. (chuckles) 210 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:59,686 (phone buzzing) 211 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,042 (martial music) 212 00:08:06,135 --> 00:08:07,819 So she signs her own death sentence. 213 00:08:08,046 --> 00:08:09,154 It's kind of brilliant, but that means 214 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:10,730 that no one can know the prize is a challenge. 215 00:08:10,882 --> 00:08:11,973 Exactly. 216 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:13,140 Oh, can you make up a fake prize? 217 00:08:13,235 --> 00:08:14,308 Yeah, yeah, that's easy. 218 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,085 It's what I do. I lie for a living. 219 00:08:16,087 --> 00:08:17,144 Listen, Gabby. 220 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,146 Look, I love a convoluted caper, I do, 221 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,999 but you stand to lose everything here. 222 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:23,059 Yeah, I don't care. Look, I have to do this. 223 00:08:23,078 --> 00:08:24,244 If I don't stand up for myself, 224 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,079 I am gonna think about it for the rest of my life, 225 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,989 So, yeah, I am putting it all on the line. 226 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,399 What she did cannot go unchecked. 227 00:08:29,492 --> 00:08:32,252 Not today, not anymore, not this bitch. 228 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,862 Ooh, that was hot. You gotta say that on camera. 229 00:08:33,864 --> 00:08:34,846 All right, I'm in. 230 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,072 I feel like we're gonna rob a bank together. 231 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:37,090 Ooh, should we have a secret handshake? 232 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:38,241 -What do you say? -Ooh, ooh, I don't know. 233 00:08:38,426 --> 00:08:39,834 Do bank robbers have secret handshakes? 234 00:08:39,928 --> 00:08:41,077 No, probably not. 235 00:08:41,096 --> 00:08:41,836 Look, I just love skullduggery. 236 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:42,912 I feel close to you. 237 00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:44,247 Forgive me for having team spirit. 238 00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:47,250 All right, look, I'ma make this happen. 239 00:08:47,269 --> 00:08:50,103 Good luck, kid. You have quite a hill to climb. 240 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,680 -I thought I fired you. -Nah, I'm here as a volunteer. 241 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:53,681 Here we go. 242 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,017 Oh, God, what is the show? 243 00:08:56,111 --> 00:08:58,620 It has to be cohesive with a clear narrative. 244 00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:01,522 I don't know what I'm doing. 245 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:02,615 If I don't figure it out, 246 00:09:02,859 --> 00:09:04,025 I'll have to get my real estate license, 247 00:09:04,269 --> 00:09:07,212 and let's be honest, would you buy a house from me? 248 00:09:07,363 --> 00:09:09,956 Yeah, probably not. Costumes needs an answer. 249 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,107 They're both awful. 250 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:14,035 Sounds like you're creatively blocked. 251 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,945 Oh, do you have a PhD in psychology? 252 00:09:15,964 --> 00:09:17,038 No, just a master's. 253 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,040 But as a creative, I get it. 254 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,309 When I need inspiration... 255 00:09:22,954 --> 00:09:24,045 I go see Frank. 256 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:25,880 Who the hell's Frank? 257 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,899 He's a shaman. 258 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,884 He's also a Teamster. He drives van five. 259 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,385 Hey, Monica, new deal today. 260 00:09:31,479 --> 00:09:33,296 -No square dancing? -No, thank God. 261 00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:35,315 We're having a dance contest. It's gonna be maximum drama. 262 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:37,075 Everyone dances in their own style, 263 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:38,484 which gives them a chance to sort of show off, 264 00:09:38,637 --> 00:09:39,894 and who knows? Maybe it'll help you, 265 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,304 I don't know, figure out the whole Swan Lake deal. 266 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:43,397 I'm not sure if you're aware, but the clock's ticking. 267 00:09:43,491 --> 00:09:45,475 All right, I'll see you at the super fun dance contest, huh? 268 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,234 Alan! Nobody understands what we're doing. 269 00:09:47,329 --> 00:09:49,921 Okay, set me up with the shaman. 270 00:09:50,148 --> 00:09:51,497 Who's got eyes on Frank? 271 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:54,500 So there I was with a van full of zombies, all right, 272 00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:57,170 and this dingus is standing in the middle of the road 273 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,306 talking on his cell phone! 274 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,008 Hey, what do you want, sweetheart? 275 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,995 Are you the one they call Frank? 276 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:08,231 Guys, I'm going 10-1. 277 00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:11,943 What is it that you seek? 278 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:14,796 (pensive music) 279 00:10:14,798 --> 00:10:17,173 (sighs) 280 00:10:17,192 --> 00:10:18,858 Hey, what's going on? 281 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:21,010 They're having a contest, I think. 282 00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:23,196 Hey, guys! (chuckles) 283 00:10:23,348 --> 00:10:25,106 Oh, can I sit here? 284 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,033 Not for any reason, no. 285 00:10:27,185 --> 00:10:28,034 It's nothing personal. 286 00:10:28,186 --> 00:10:30,503 Just everyone kind of hates you. 287 00:10:32,023 --> 00:10:33,381 Hey, friend. 288 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,509 Got you a coffee. 289 00:10:39,197 --> 00:10:42,866 I figured, since we are friends, 290 00:10:42,884 --> 00:10:45,626 maybe you could tell me why you abruptly 291 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:48,480 changed your mind about us? 292 00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:50,223 You know what, Mike? I'm just not feeling it. 293 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:51,590 I don't wanna be mean about it, 294 00:10:51,743 --> 00:10:54,894 but I think we need to give each other some room. 295 00:10:55,046 --> 00:10:57,822 (downtrodden music) 296 00:10:58,049 --> 00:11:03,403 ♪ 297 00:11:03,555 --> 00:11:05,221 Hey. 298 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,831 Everything all right? 299 00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,983 Yeah, I'm fine. 300 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,669 All right, guys. Let's see some excitement. 301 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:11,911 All right, and action. 302 00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:15,231 Dancers, we've got a contest for you today 303 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,400 that I'm just now learning about. 304 00:11:17,419 --> 00:11:19,344 -ALL: Whoo! -Here's how it's going to go. 305 00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:21,587 You will each dance your own style 306 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,240 for 30 seconds in front of a panel of your peers-- 307 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:27,410 more specifically, the leads of our show. 308 00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:30,096 Justin, Simon, Brittney will be judging this challenge. 309 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,098 I don't wanna judge these guys. 310 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:35,176 Really? I've been judging them for months. 311 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,028 -Now it's official. -What's the prize? 312 00:11:37,255 --> 00:11:38,345 Yeah, what are we dancing for? 313 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,014 WAYNE: Well, that is an excellent question. 314 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,032 What is the prize? 315 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:42,442 A lifetime supply of shrimp. 316 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,352 A lifetime supply of s-shrimp? Really? 317 00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:48,355 Hell, yeah! You hos are going down. 318 00:11:48,524 --> 00:11:49,615 Yes, a lifetime supply of shrimp. 319 00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:50,450 Guys, what could be better? 320 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:51,543 All right, let's reset please. 321 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:53,211 -Okay, here we go. -I don't understand. 322 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,879 Are we supposed to get that all at once? 323 00:11:55,031 --> 00:11:55,863 NICK: No, you don't get it all at once. 324 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,156 It's monthly. 325 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,550 Is it wild caught or farm-raised? 326 00:11:58,777 --> 00:12:00,034 -Is it peeled and de-veined? -I'm sure that it is, yeah. 327 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,277 What if I have a big family? 328 00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:02,554 Do they get a lifetime supply too? 329 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:04,781 I can see you guys have a lot of questions about the shrimp, 330 00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:05,873 so I'm gonna reach out to sales, 331 00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:07,283 and then I'll circle back, all right, guys? 332 00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:10,377 We gotta get this, okay? Let's see some energy please. 333 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,378 And--oh. 334 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,565 Sorry I'm late. What's going on? 335 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:14,958 Where the hell were you? 336 00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,901 We're having a contest where, apparently, the first prize 337 00:12:17,128 --> 00:12:18,962 is a lifetime supply of shrimp, for some reason. 338 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,888 Oh, that's lovely. 339 00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:22,648 Lovely? What happened to you? 340 00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:23,983 I took some magic mushrooms. 341 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,577 Did you know that there's a shaman in transpo? 342 00:12:25,804 --> 00:12:29,305 Well, I guess everyone's gone crazy, and I'm all alone. 343 00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:30,915 Okay, guys. Let's do this again, all right? 344 00:12:31,142 --> 00:12:32,417 Can we go back to one, please? 345 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:35,144 Everybody, I need you to act excited about the shrimp, 346 00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:38,039 and I would remind you that the shrimp is delicious. 347 00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:39,315 Delicious, okay? Here we go. 348 00:12:39,408 --> 00:12:41,092 Come on, guys, energy. And, Wayne, action. 349 00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:43,987 Dancers, have we got a challenge for you. 350 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,096 (cheers and applause) 351 00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:46,489 -You will each dance... -Excuse me. 352 00:12:46,508 --> 00:12:48,157 WAYNE: Your own style for 30 seconds 353 00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:51,085 in front of a panel of your peers. 354 00:12:51,179 --> 00:12:52,512 JULIA: Hey, Paula. Where you going? 355 00:12:52,664 --> 00:12:53,938 I don't need shrimp, 356 00:12:54,165 --> 00:12:56,182 but I do need a drink, so I'm out of here. 357 00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,017 -Love day drinking. I'm in. -Didn't invite you. 358 00:12:58,169 --> 00:12:59,519 Yeah, well, I'm coming anyway. 359 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,529 Hi. Julia. 360 00:13:09,681 --> 00:13:10,847 WAYNE: I understand you're working on 361 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,607 some exciting and very personal choreography. 362 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:14,851 Can you tell us about it? 363 00:13:14,869 --> 00:13:16,610 MIKE: It's about a robot 364 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:21,874 who falls in love and becomes a human person 365 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,545 who then gets his heart ripped out. 366 00:13:25,697 --> 00:13:28,865 Then he's gotta go back to being a robot. 367 00:13:28,883 --> 00:13:30,700 Well, perhaps the robot should go and talk to Paula. 368 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,870 The robot tried, Wayne. 369 00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:36,981 Perhaps a lifetime supply of shrimp will buck you up. 370 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:40,226 I don't think that shrimp's gonna fix this. 371 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:44,155 You know, there's just-- there's only one thing I want, 372 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:47,659 and I can't win it back with dancing. 373 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:52,055 Ugh, it's so weird not competing in this. 374 00:13:52,115 --> 00:13:54,815 We have all this time on our hands. 375 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,751 Yep. Lots of time. 376 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,564 I think I saw Starbursts at crafty. 377 00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:02,899 Hmm. 378 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:05,510 Well, we should go get some. 379 00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,513 (upbeat music) 380 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:09,681 ♪ 381 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:11,240 MONICA: Do you come here to think too? 382 00:14:11,259 --> 00:14:13,017 -What the hell? -God. 383 00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:14,185 No. No. 384 00:14:14,429 --> 00:14:17,580 We just came in here because I lost my kaftan. 385 00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:19,023 You know what? It's not here. Let's go check the locker room. 386 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,767 It will only reveal itself when it wants to be found, 387 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,510 like all things do. 388 00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:26,865 Justin, stay for a minute. 389 00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:28,658 Sorry. 390 00:14:30,778 --> 00:14:32,612 -You okay? -I just needed a moment. 391 00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:36,690 It was very loud out there-- all those bodies. 392 00:14:36,784 --> 00:14:38,710 Not that the human body isn't a marvelous thing. 393 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:42,046 You know, I always thought ballet was about unison, 394 00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:43,606 and it is, but that's only because 395 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:47,534 unison is what makes all the differences pop. 396 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,445 I didn't understand that until now. 397 00:14:49,464 --> 00:14:50,889 Okay. I'm gonna leave you on that. 398 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:52,782 Justin, Justin, Justin. Stay for a minute. 399 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,058 (clears throat) 400 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:57,470 Your soul is so special. 401 00:14:57,622 --> 00:14:58,730 Thank you. 402 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,399 I never thought I'd have a protégé. 403 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,961 I have so much to teach you, and you-- 404 00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:07,388 you have so much to teach me. 405 00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,799 It flows both ways. You're my favorite. 406 00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:12,802 Don't tell the others. 407 00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:15,972 Um, thank you. 408 00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,564 That really means a lot to me. 409 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,900 I value our relationship too, you know. 410 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,662 But I have to ask. Are you okay? 411 00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:25,498 I'm brilliant. Mm-hmm. 412 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,717 Oh! Hello. 413 00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:30,002 NICK: Hey, Brittney. How you holding up? 414 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,763 No, not for you. 415 00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:32,822 Oop! 416 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:34,766 Terrible. Everyone hates me. 417 00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:36,342 This would be considered a twinsmergency, 418 00:15:36,494 --> 00:15:37,918 and I can't find Simon anywhere. 419 00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:39,103 You can fix this. 420 00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,105 Why not show Gabby some love with the contest today? 421 00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:42,941 Vote for her. Say some nice things. 422 00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:44,167 A public declaration of support. 423 00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:45,759 I don't know. It might turn the tide. 424 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,853 Yeah, that's a great idea. Thank you. 425 00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:49,656 Hey, anytime. Yeah. 426 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:54,285 You don't get a cookie. 427 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:57,956 Okay, hey. Brittney is in the bag for you. 428 00:15:58,107 --> 00:15:59,273 Did you tell Justin to vote for you? 429 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,516 No. That's cheating. 430 00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:01,960 I want to win by beating everybody fairly. 431 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,962 No, you can't rely on winning this thing fairly. 432 00:16:04,113 --> 00:16:05,354 You said you wanted revenge, right? 433 00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,965 These things are always rigged. 434 00:16:07,192 --> 00:16:08,633 I'm the producer, all right? Listen to me. 435 00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:11,285 No, and by the way, producer, a lifetime supply of shrimp? 436 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,545 I mean, come on. What the hell? 437 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,305 Bubba Gump Shrimp reached out earlier in the season, 438 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:15,715 then they got cold feet, we--eh. 439 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:16,975 Just tell Justin to vote for you. 440 00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,977 Look in my eyes. What do you see? 441 00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,478 (sighs) Warmth. 442 00:16:20,629 --> 00:16:22,313 Compassion. Commitment to social justice. 443 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:24,707 And three kittens curled up in a basket. 444 00:16:24,726 --> 00:16:26,726 No, murder. You see murder in my eyes. 445 00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,711 I am not cheating. I don't have to. 446 00:16:28,804 --> 00:16:30,989 And that's final. 447 00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,140 You have to. You have to cheat to win. 448 00:16:33,234 --> 00:16:36,494 I want it ice cold-- frozen tundra cold-- 449 00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:38,145 with an eyedropper of vermouth and a twist. 450 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:38,904 -You got it? -Yeah. 451 00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:40,147 I'll have the same thing. 452 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,226 And a menu probably would be a good idea. 453 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,503 I--I really feel like you should tell me what's going on. 454 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:46,579 I really think it's weird 455 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:48,064 you're asking me personal questions. 456 00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:49,732 I didn't invite you, and we barely know each other. 457 00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:52,176 Well, that's mean, but I have two teenage girls, 458 00:16:52,369 --> 00:16:54,512 so you got nothing on them. 459 00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,255 Something's up, Paula, 460 00:16:56,391 --> 00:17:00,167 and I think that that something has to do with your health. 461 00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:04,747 I've been through this with-- with people before. 462 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,098 Drinking in the morning, 463 00:17:06,251 --> 00:17:07,250 pushing people away-- you know, really, honestly, 464 00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:08,526 it's all a little trigger-y for me, 465 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:13,322 so I would like you to tell me please what's wrong. 466 00:17:14,776 --> 00:17:16,275 Dance for it. 467 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,778 -What? -This is my favorite song. 468 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,854 Dance on the bar, and I'll tell you. 469 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,356 Maybe. 470 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,690 (Aretha Franklin's "I Say A Little Prayer" playing) 471 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,620 SINGER: ♪ I say a little prayer for you ♪ 472 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:31,941 ♪ And while I'm combing my hair now ♪ 473 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:35,219 ♪ And wondering what dress to wear now ♪ 474 00:17:35,296 --> 00:17:38,539 ♪ I say a little prayer for you ♪ 475 00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:41,967 ♪ Forever and ever you'll stay in my heart ♪ 476 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,710 ♪ And I will love you 477 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,956 ♪ Forever and ever we never will part ♪ 478 00:17:46,974 --> 00:17:48,566 ♪ Oh, how I love you 479 00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,294 ♪ Together, together, that's how it must be ♪ 480 00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:56,465 ♪ To live without you would only mean heartbreak for me ♪ 481 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:59,560 ♪ Ooh 482 00:17:59,654 --> 00:18:00,578 (cheers and applause) 483 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:03,155 ♪ I run for the bus, dear 484 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:07,476 ♪ But while riding I think of us, dear ♪ 485 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:11,497 ♪ I say a little prayer for you ♪ 486 00:18:11,649 --> 00:18:13,649 That's the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my life. 487 00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:15,651 ♪ 488 00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:19,004 ♪ And all through my coffee break time ♪ 489 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,747 I think my cancer's back. 490 00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:23,159 (somber music) 491 00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:25,103 I don't know, but I know. 492 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,012 They want to run a biopsy and a couple of tests, 493 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,088 and I thought, "You know what sounds better? 494 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,607 A drink," so cheers. 495 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:30,850 Paula, I am so sorry, 496 00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:32,944 but I gotta tell you that I think that you should 497 00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:35,004 go get those tests, like, right now. 498 00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:37,173 (sighs) I don't want to do that. 499 00:18:37,342 --> 00:18:39,842 I want to do anything else in the world besides that. 500 00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:42,027 ♪ 501 00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:43,955 This is my teenage daughter who has been bugging me 502 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,199 to take her shopping for a homecoming dress, 503 00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:49,034 but this is not important. 504 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,112 That's what I want to do. 505 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:52,964 What? 506 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,615 I want to take your daughter shopping 507 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,949 for a homecoming dress. 508 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:57,969 -Paula-- -I don't want to spend the day 509 00:18:58,196 --> 00:19:00,529 finding out how bad the bad news is. 510 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:02,789 It's bad. 511 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,143 Shopping is perfect. 512 00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:10,206 Kay, sure, but heads up. 513 00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:11,816 My daughter is awful. 514 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:14,727 -♪ Answer my prayer -♪ Answer my prayer, babe 515 00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:16,803 ♪ Answer my prayer 516 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,198 (phone buzzing) 517 00:19:21,219 --> 00:19:23,569 -Who is calling you so much? -Ugh, it's my brother. 518 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,221 I don't know. It's probably some football thing. 519 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,555 Okay, well, tell him you have important business 520 00:19:26,574 --> 00:19:29,667 judging our peers with these buzzers I found. 521 00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:31,410 (squeals, laughs) 522 00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:32,578 I didn't get one for you. 523 00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:33,913 I just feel like a buzzer isn't a good look 524 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,339 for where you are in your journey. 525 00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:36,674 Mm. 526 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,918 (exhales) Let's do this. 527 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,827 -(buzzer blares) -Yeah, let's do this. 528 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,513 All right, what prevents us? 529 00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:44,532 Sorry, boss, we're having trouble with the playback. 530 00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:45,349 We need five. 531 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,092 -Hello, friends. -Oh, right. 532 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:48,853 It's our lady of hallucinogenics. 533 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,671 Cool. It's very professional of you. 534 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,174 Alan, you have beautiful eyes. 535 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,768 NICK: All right, could you not sexually harass 536 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,028 my assistant, please? 537 00:19:57,179 --> 00:19:59,772 I'm not sexually harassing Alan. 538 00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:01,924 I'm sexually harassing you. 539 00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:03,092 -Okay. -(soft gasp) 540 00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:04,276 What does she mean by that, Nick? 541 00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:05,519 I don't know. What is going on? Come on. 542 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:07,279 Don't worry, Alan. I'll tell you. 543 00:20:07,432 --> 00:20:09,373 In fact, I'll tell all of you. 544 00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:10,449 No, you won't tell anyone anything-- 545 00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,451 Greetings from above, everyone. 546 00:20:12,603 --> 00:20:14,378 So, um, Nick and I are sleeping together, 547 00:20:14,605 --> 00:20:15,862 but you've probably sensed that. 548 00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:18,107 Wow, no. Definitely did not. 549 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,775 Wait. Don't you guys hate each other? 550 00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:21,460 Why was I trying to hide it? 551 00:20:21,612 --> 00:20:22,369 Because they're not supposed to know. 552 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,629 They're not supposed to know! 553 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,949 Because I was trying to control it, like everything. 554 00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:30,119 But isn't standing naked before one another 555 00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:31,896 a valid way to pull away 556 00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:34,807 this veil of separation, just for a moment? 557 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,141 Is she getting naked up there? 558 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,402 -How we doing on the playback? -DANTE: We're good. 559 00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:40,905 Also, Ally and I called this about you two a long time ago. 560 00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:41,906 Good for you guys. That's great. 561 00:20:42,133 --> 00:20:43,241 Can you play the song please? 562 00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:45,392 -Oh, okay, just-- -WAYNE: Now that that little 563 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,637 "Just say no to drugs" PSA is over, 564 00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:49,914 let's begin. 565 00:20:50,141 --> 00:20:51,156 (Fitz and The Tantrums' "HandClap" playing) 566 00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:53,233 SINGER: ♪ Somebody save your soul 567 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:54,585 ♪ 'Cause you've been sinning in this city, I know ♪ 568 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:56,145 ♪ Too many troubles 569 00:20:56,147 --> 00:20:58,739 ♪ All these lovers got you losing control ♪ 570 00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,982 ♪ You're like a drug to me 571 00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:01,742 ♪ A luxury, my sugar and gold ♪ 572 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,910 ♪ I want the good life, every good night ♪ 573 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,838 ♪ You're a hard one to hold 574 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:08,749 (cheers and applause) 575 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,009 ♪ I can make your hands clap 576 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,343 Oh, we got a robot. 577 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,330 ♪ Said I can make your hands clap ♪ 578 00:21:14,423 --> 00:21:17,500 ♪ Every night when the stars come out ♪ 579 00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:18,684 (buzzer blares) 580 00:21:18,836 --> 00:21:19,944 ♪ Am I the only living soul around? ♪ 581 00:21:20,095 --> 00:21:21,520 (buzzer blares) 582 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,840 ♪ Need to believe you could hold me down ♪ 583 00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:28,360 ♪ 'Cause I'm in need of something good right now ♪ 584 00:21:28,513 --> 00:21:29,787 This'll play. 585 00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:32,031 ♪ We could be screaming till the sun comes out ♪ 586 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,459 ♪ And when we wake we'd be the only sound ♪ 587 00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:40,039 ♪ Get on my knees and say a prayer, James Brown ♪ 588 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,874 ♪ That I can make your hands clap ♪ 589 00:21:42,026 --> 00:21:45,619 (cheers and applause) 590 00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:47,638 (buzzer blares) 591 00:21:47,865 --> 00:21:50,141 ♪ Turn it up 592 00:21:50,368 --> 00:21:51,567 She's like you out there, Alan. 593 00:21:51,702 --> 00:21:53,052 ♪ 594 00:21:53,204 --> 00:21:55,371 ♪ 'Cause you don't even know 595 00:21:55,464 --> 00:21:58,131 ♪ I can make your hands clap 596 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:02,302 ♪ Said I can make your hands clap ♪ 597 00:22:02,396 --> 00:22:03,654 ♪ Somebody save your soul 598 00:22:03,806 --> 00:22:05,156 ♪ 'Cause you've been sinning in this city ♪ 599 00:22:05,383 --> 00:22:07,140 -(cheers and applause) -♪ Too many troubles 600 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,309 ♪ All these lovers got you losing control ♪ 601 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,828 ♪ You're like a drug to me 602 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,238 ♪ A luxury, my sugar and gold ♪ 603 00:22:13,391 --> 00:22:14,890 ♪ I want your sex and your affection ♪ 604 00:22:14,983 --> 00:22:16,742 ♪ When they're holding you close ♪ 605 00:22:16,911 --> 00:22:17,743 Whoo! 606 00:22:17,912 --> 00:22:19,578 ♪ 'Cause you don't even know 607 00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:23,007 (cheers and applause) 608 00:22:25,403 --> 00:22:26,493 Yes. 609 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,070 Wait. Who is that guy? 610 00:22:28,072 --> 00:22:30,348 Is he a part of the crew? Did you hire anyone new? 611 00:22:30,499 --> 00:22:31,740 No. I didn't do anything. 612 00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:35,244 (Crystal Waters' "100% Pure Love" playing) 613 00:22:35,262 --> 00:22:37,003 ♪ 614 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,415 SINGER: ♪ Pure love 615 00:22:39,584 --> 00:22:42,693 ♪ 616 00:22:42,845 --> 00:22:45,421 ♪ From the back to the middle and around again ♪ 617 00:22:45,514 --> 00:22:47,590 ♪ I'm gonna be there till the end ♪ 618 00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:51,035 ♪ 100% pure love 619 00:22:51,262 --> 00:22:53,278 ♪ From the back to the middle and around again ♪ 620 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,539 ♪ I'm gonna be there till the end ♪ 621 00:22:55,691 --> 00:22:59,043 ♪ 100% pure love 622 00:22:59,194 --> 00:23:01,212 ♪ You'll never have to run away ♪ 623 00:23:01,288 --> 00:23:03,288 -Is she dancing with shrimp? -Is this even allowed? 624 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,442 We make the rules, and I say yes. 625 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:08,460 ♪ 626 00:23:08,613 --> 00:23:09,461 Yeah, eat that shrimp. 627 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,280 ♪ Whoa 628 00:23:11,298 --> 00:23:16,301 ♪ 629 00:23:16,454 --> 00:23:18,637 ALL: Oh! 630 00:23:18,789 --> 00:23:20,231 Oh, my... 631 00:23:20,382 --> 00:23:22,474 ♪ 632 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,653 (cheers and applause) 633 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:28,722 WAYNE: Well done! 634 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,366 This is why you have to cheat. 635 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,637 Quick, quick, quick! Let's go. 636 00:23:34,655 --> 00:23:36,062 Let's go, let's go. Flip. 637 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,231 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, boom! 638 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:39,733 -Get out of there. -(whistle toots) 639 00:23:39,827 --> 00:23:41,067 (gritty hip-hop music) 640 00:23:41,162 --> 00:23:42,645 Hike, hike, hike. There you go. 641 00:23:42,663 --> 00:23:44,237 ♪ 642 00:23:44,373 --> 00:23:45,739 Finish out, finish out, finish out. 643 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,317 RAPPER: ♪ I'ma give it all until the last minute ♪ 644 00:23:48,335 --> 00:23:50,744 Nice job. One more time. One more time. 645 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,264 ♪ Go hard or go home, it's survival of the fittest ♪ 646 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,581 -Go! -♪ Let's get activated 647 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,008 ♪ Let's get activated, activated ♪ 648 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,676 ♪ Let's get activated, let's get activated ♪ 649 00:23:57,828 --> 00:23:58,602 ♪ Let's go 650 00:23:58,754 --> 00:24:00,271 TREYSON: Okay! 651 00:24:00,498 --> 00:24:01,830 That's what I'm talking about right there. 652 00:24:01,924 --> 00:24:03,274 (chuckles) 653 00:24:03,425 --> 00:24:05,000 Big dog. 654 00:24:05,019 --> 00:24:06,092 -Hmm. -Not bad. 655 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,427 I gotta say, man, 656 00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:09,429 your footwork is significantly better than it used to be. 657 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,114 Well, it turns out 20 hours of ballet 658 00:24:10,265 --> 00:24:11,340 a week helps with that. 659 00:24:11,358 --> 00:24:13,008 (chuckles) I can't believe you doing that. 660 00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:15,344 Playing twinkle toes with a bunch of sad clowns. 661 00:24:15,362 --> 00:24:17,270 Come on, man. Don't be like that. 662 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,772 If I'm being real with you, man, 663 00:24:18,941 --> 00:24:20,124 that show helped me get my act together. 664 00:24:20,275 --> 00:24:21,792 You let someone who just came in 665 00:24:21,944 --> 00:24:23,276 from dropping off their kid at school yell at you 666 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,554 about your sous-sus and see how you feel about it. 667 00:24:25,614 --> 00:24:28,466 I like what I saw today. I'ma run this up the ladder, 668 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,301 and maybe, maybe, 669 00:24:30,452 --> 00:24:31,635 there's some room to bring you back. 670 00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:34,472 How "maybe" is maybe? 671 00:24:34,699 --> 00:24:36,365 Go get cleared from your doctor to play. 672 00:24:36,383 --> 00:24:39,034 -Then we'll talk. -Yes, sir. 673 00:24:39,053 --> 00:24:40,202 And she took it, and she just snuck it 674 00:24:40,329 --> 00:24:41,294 right under the dressing room, which means you-- 675 00:24:41,463 --> 00:24:43,981 SOPHIA: Okay, Mom, I'm gonna come out now. 676 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,734 And don't give me that look. 677 00:24:48,971 --> 00:24:50,136 -JULIA: Oh, hell, no. -PAULA: No, no, no. 678 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,972 -That is too much skin. -That's the look. 679 00:24:52,066 --> 00:24:53,306 -There's no world in where... -What are you doing? 680 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,883 -Body shaming me? -I'm gonna get you that dress. 681 00:24:55,052 --> 00:24:55,884 I mean, what are you? Against women? 682 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,219 I'm not even gonna respond to that. 683 00:24:57,312 --> 00:24:58,721 Will you please, please just try on this dress? 684 00:24:58,814 --> 00:24:59,980 Paula picked it out. 685 00:25:00,074 --> 00:25:01,390 -I think it's great. -JULIA: She picked it out. 686 00:25:01,483 --> 00:25:02,741 -Nothing to do with it. -It's red. 687 00:25:02,893 --> 00:25:05,561 -Please. -Ugh, fine. 688 00:25:05,579 --> 00:25:07,320 (sighs mockingly) 689 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,732 I should have stayed at the bar. 690 00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,157 Stop. She's adorable. 691 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:14,327 (mellow pop music playing over speakers) 692 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:17,056 -I wonder who won the shrimp. -(chuckles) 693 00:25:19,593 --> 00:25:22,502 What happened with you and Mike this morning? 694 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,521 He shouldn't have to deal with this. 695 00:25:23,672 --> 00:25:25,005 What? 696 00:25:25,099 --> 00:25:27,599 We've only been going out for three weeks. It's rude. 697 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,342 I'm not gonna put him through it. 698 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,654 You don't think he should have a say in that? 699 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,033 -No. -(curtains open) 700 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,593 JULIA: (gasps) Oh, baby... 701 00:25:37,762 --> 00:25:39,853 -It's gorgeous. -That's--you look amazing. 702 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:40,704 -PAULA: That's the one. -Oh, I know! 703 00:25:40,931 --> 00:25:41,872 -That is the one. -You like that? 704 00:25:42,058 --> 00:25:42,931 -That's the one, right? -That is absolutely-- 705 00:25:43,133 --> 00:25:44,375 You did such a good job picking that out. 706 00:25:44,602 --> 00:25:45,709 Mom, I need you to take a picture of me 707 00:25:45,861 --> 00:25:46,877 so that I can send it to Kelsey. 708 00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:47,786 Okay, yeah, absolutely. 709 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,788 I will take a picture right now. 710 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:51,197 -(camera shutter clicks) -So pretty! 711 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:52,624 Oh, my God. Look at that color. 712 00:25:52,777 --> 00:25:53,942 Oh, she's gonna be so jealous. 713 00:25:53,961 --> 00:25:55,719 -JULIA: You think so? -SOPHIA: Perfect. 714 00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:57,129 JULIA: It's you. You look beautiful. 715 00:25:57,298 --> 00:25:58,614 The color and everything. 716 00:25:58,632 --> 00:25:59,948 Yeah? Do you love it? 717 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:01,450 -SOPHIA: Yes. -JULIA: (laughs) 718 00:26:01,468 --> 00:26:03,802 -Thank you so much. -You're welcome, baby. 719 00:26:03,954 --> 00:26:07,231 (somber piano music) 720 00:26:07,382 --> 00:26:10,234 She's always gonna remember finding this dress with you. 721 00:26:10,461 --> 00:26:12,736 ♪ 722 00:26:12,963 --> 00:26:15,464 So sweet. 723 00:26:15,482 --> 00:26:18,558 Life is so sweet. 724 00:26:18,652 --> 00:26:21,470 I didn't think I-- 725 00:26:21,563 --> 00:26:22,913 I'm not ready to-- 726 00:26:23,065 --> 00:26:26,750 Okay. Okay. 727 00:26:26,902 --> 00:26:28,201 Wanna go see what we're up against? 728 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:30,996 Go to the hospital right now, okay? 729 00:26:31,148 --> 00:26:33,315 -I'm scared. -I know. 730 00:26:33,408 --> 00:26:35,759 ♪ 731 00:26:35,911 --> 00:26:37,336 I got you. 732 00:26:37,504 --> 00:26:38,654 PRODUCER: And go. 733 00:26:38,656 --> 00:26:40,246 Now that the judges have had a moment 734 00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:42,991 to collect their thoughts, I understand it's down to two. 735 00:26:43,085 --> 00:26:45,436 Gabby, Miriam, please step forward. 736 00:26:45,663 --> 00:26:48,272 WAYNE: It's time for your final votes. 737 00:26:48,499 --> 00:26:49,514 Brittney? 738 00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,834 I'm gonna have to go with my girl Gabby. 739 00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:53,001 She's undeniable. 740 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,503 We all love her, and you know what? 741 00:26:54,521 --> 00:26:56,188 She loves all of us right back, right? 742 00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,948 SIMON: Respectfully disagree. 743 00:26:58,175 --> 00:27:01,009 My vote goes to the unexpected magic of Miriam. 744 00:27:01,103 --> 00:27:05,105 You broke the rules, but you also broke my brain. 745 00:27:05,199 --> 00:27:07,850 WAYNE: Justin, it's all down to you--the deciding vote. 746 00:27:07,868 --> 00:27:09,017 Right. 747 00:27:09,036 --> 00:27:10,777 I thought both women were great. 748 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,962 I loved all your moves, 749 00:27:12,114 --> 00:27:16,525 but I guess I was most surprised by Miriam. 750 00:27:16,543 --> 00:27:18,118 -Hell yeah! -JUSTIN: My vote goes to Miriam. 751 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,712 WAYNE: Congratulations, Miriam! 752 00:27:20,865 --> 00:27:22,288 -(sighs) -Who cares, right? 753 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:23,289 I mean, you don't even like shrimp. 754 00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:25,534 Plot twist. 755 00:27:25,536 --> 00:27:29,388 The prize for this challenge isn't actually shrimp. 756 00:27:29,464 --> 00:27:31,649 ANNOUNCER: Not actually shrimp. 757 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,150 Wait, what? What's the prize? 758 00:27:33,301 --> 00:27:36,469 The prize is a challenge ticket. 759 00:27:36,563 --> 00:27:39,715 The bearer of this has the ability to challenge 760 00:27:39,884 --> 00:27:42,050 one of our principals for their role. 761 00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:43,810 -BOTH: What? -So not about the shrimp then? 762 00:27:43,904 --> 00:27:47,055 ANNOUNCER: A challenge ticket. 763 00:27:47,149 --> 00:27:48,240 Look, I don't wanna say, "I told you so." 764 00:27:48,316 --> 00:27:49,500 Shut up. You're the one who made the prize 765 00:27:49,651 --> 00:27:50,834 apparently Miriam's favorite thing in the world. 766 00:27:51,061 --> 00:27:52,227 -What do we do? -I'm out of moves. 767 00:27:52,246 --> 00:27:54,563 I was promised shrimp. 768 00:27:54,581 --> 00:27:57,900 Wait, I have a move. I have one move. 769 00:27:57,918 --> 00:28:00,736 Well, what are you waiting for? 770 00:28:00,754 --> 00:28:02,513 Hey, Miriam. Hi. 771 00:28:02,589 --> 00:28:05,057 I have--I have an idea. Let's go talk. 772 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:07,667 Sometimes I call her pumpkin 773 00:28:07,761 --> 00:28:10,262 because I feel like Cinderella when I drive her. 774 00:28:10,414 --> 00:28:12,080 This car was destined to be mine. 775 00:28:12,099 --> 00:28:14,174 And sometimes I call her Ruth Bader Ginsberg 776 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:15,934 because of how much she has improved my life. 777 00:28:16,086 --> 00:28:17,343 Oh, I'm gonna paint flames on the side. 778 00:28:17,438 --> 00:28:18,678 Oh, please don't. 779 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:20,605 All right, we got that. Thank you, everybody. 780 00:28:20,758 --> 00:28:23,625 That's a cut. Let's head back inside please. 781 00:28:23,627 --> 00:28:24,943 Hey, that was great TV. I gotta hand it to you. 782 00:28:25,095 --> 00:28:26,778 -(sighs) -Man, that had to hurt, huh? 783 00:28:26,931 --> 00:28:29,097 Oh, yeah, but I don't wanna talk about it. 784 00:28:29,191 --> 00:28:30,190 Okay, last time. 785 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,434 Look, are you sure you want to do this? 786 00:28:32,527 --> 00:28:33,602 I'm sure. 787 00:28:33,695 --> 00:28:35,695 (dramatic music) 788 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:38,031 I'm challenging Brittney for the role of the White Swan. 789 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,050 ALL: Ooh! 790 00:28:40,277 --> 00:28:43,278 Oh, I thought you said you wanted to move on. 791 00:28:43,297 --> 00:28:44,704 Oh, this is me moving on. 792 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,949 You're a terrible person, and you need to leave. 793 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:48,208 ♪ 794 00:28:48,302 --> 00:28:49,301 Uh-- 795 00:28:49,453 --> 00:28:51,211 We have a dance battle on our hands. 796 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,971 Here are the rules. 797 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,232 Brittney and Gabby, each of you will choose two other dancers, 798 00:28:55,383 --> 00:28:57,292 and your teams will go head-to-head. 799 00:28:57,311 --> 00:28:58,736 Monica and I will judge. 800 00:28:58,963 --> 00:29:00,070 NICK: Wait, I got another twist. 801 00:29:00,464 --> 00:29:03,240 This isn't just a battle for the role of the White Swan. 802 00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:05,242 This is a battle to the death. 803 00:29:05,393 --> 00:29:07,745 -That's right. -If your teams lose, 804 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:11,306 Gabby, Brittney, you're going home. 805 00:29:11,399 --> 00:29:12,750 Oh. 806 00:29:12,977 --> 00:29:14,585 -DANCER: What? -DANCER: Okay. 807 00:29:14,812 --> 00:29:15,827 Well, then. 808 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,756 You should probably go pack up your locker right now. 809 00:29:18,832 --> 00:29:21,508 I've never lost a girl fight. 810 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:26,989 DR. PARGRAVE: The fractured vertebrae 811 00:29:27,157 --> 00:29:29,491 from your car accident aren't healing properly. 812 00:29:29,493 --> 00:29:30,659 But you told me a year ago 813 00:29:30,752 --> 00:29:32,418 that those would be okay with rest and time. 814 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,605 I've rested. I've taken the time. 815 00:29:34,832 --> 00:29:36,181 I feel great and now I'm ready to play again, 816 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:37,441 so how about you just, you know, 817 00:29:37,668 --> 00:29:39,184 sign the paper and I'll be on my way? 818 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,611 I don't think that's a good idea. 819 00:29:40,762 --> 00:29:42,187 What--what are you saying? What are you saying? 820 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,338 I can't play? 821 00:29:43,431 --> 00:29:45,190 Technically, I can clear you to play, 822 00:29:45,267 --> 00:29:47,600 but if you were my son, I'd be begging you 823 00:29:47,694 --> 00:29:49,861 to find anything else to do with your life. 824 00:29:50,014 --> 00:29:52,105 If you were my father, you'd be living in the house 825 00:29:52,199 --> 00:29:53,940 that I bought you on the lake. 826 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,109 (soft music) 827 00:29:56,128 --> 00:30:00,613 I need to be able to provide for the people in my life, okay? 828 00:30:00,691 --> 00:30:03,375 -So just sign the paper. -You're not listening to me. 829 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:10,307 ♪ 830 00:30:11,869 --> 00:30:13,811 I hate hospitals. Hate. 831 00:30:14,038 --> 00:30:15,628 Me too. 832 00:30:15,797 --> 00:30:20,300 Want me to read to you from this magazine from 2014? 833 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:23,803 NURSE: Paula Clark? We're ready for you. 834 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:27,549 (pensive piano music) 835 00:30:27,568 --> 00:30:29,475 Okay, I will be here to pick you up. 836 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:30,661 -Oh, you don't have to wait. -JULIA: No, no, no. 837 00:30:30,979 --> 00:30:32,979 Someone's gotta be here for you when you wake up, okay? 838 00:30:33,057 --> 00:30:34,723 Okay. 839 00:30:34,741 --> 00:30:37,317 Okay. You got this. 840 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,411 Yeah. 841 00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,746 You do. You do. 842 00:30:41,915 --> 00:30:47,919 ♪ 843 00:30:48,088 --> 00:30:50,088 You got it. Come on. 844 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,682 What happened to being here when she wakes up? 845 00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,016 Someone will be here. 846 00:30:53,243 --> 00:30:54,334 I don't appreciate it, Nick. 847 00:30:54,411 --> 00:30:56,169 I don't appreciate being left in the dark, 848 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,670 and we don't do eliminations. 849 00:30:57,764 --> 00:30:59,356 -That's not our show. -Look. 850 00:30:59,507 --> 00:31:00,432 Gabby wanted revenge. 851 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:01,917 People are gonna want a win for her. 852 00:31:02,010 --> 00:31:04,010 I'm so sick of having to explain television to you. 853 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:05,178 Come on. 854 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,346 We're putting on Swan Lake, Nicholas. 855 00:31:06,514 --> 00:31:07,939 This is not American Gladiators. 856 00:31:08,033 --> 00:31:09,257 American Gladiators was a great show. 857 00:31:09,351 --> 00:31:10,868 It ran for seven seasons. 858 00:31:11,095 --> 00:31:12,536 -Tell him. -Oh, it was Crush. 859 00:31:12,763 --> 00:31:13,778 Fury. Hurricane. 860 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:15,873 -NICK: Alan, enough! -Yep. 861 00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:17,115 -(sighs) -(groans) 862 00:31:17,267 --> 00:31:19,376 Oh, well, hello. 863 00:31:19,527 --> 00:31:20,544 And how is your idiotic trip going? 864 00:31:20,695 --> 00:31:21,861 Oh, it was great. 865 00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:24,289 You know, I had a long conversation with Tchaikovsky, 866 00:31:24,441 --> 00:31:26,942 and he told me that I shouldn't feel constrained by anything. 867 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,218 Not even his music. 868 00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:30,387 And once again, I'm all alone. 869 00:31:30,538 --> 00:31:32,447 -PRODUCER: And roll sound. -(bell rings) 870 00:31:32,466 --> 00:31:37,469 Ladies, do you have your teams? 871 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:40,546 (dramatic music) 872 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:42,399 ♪ 873 00:31:42,626 --> 00:31:43,475 SOPHIA: A dance battle? 874 00:31:43,644 --> 00:31:44,902 Do you guys, like, do this every day? 875 00:31:45,129 --> 00:31:46,570 Nope, only when the producers are bored. 876 00:31:46,797 --> 00:31:48,647 Mike, can I talk to you? 877 00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:50,815 Ah, hey. Julia, where you been? 878 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:52,576 You missed a lot. Monica is high. 879 00:31:52,727 --> 00:31:54,060 Gabby gave her car away, 880 00:31:54,304 --> 00:31:56,988 and Miriam has some surprisingly strong feelings about shrimp. 881 00:31:57,141 --> 00:31:58,081 Mike, Mike. 882 00:31:58,308 --> 00:32:00,417 We need to talk about Paula, okay? 883 00:32:00,568 --> 00:32:02,252 You want to come... 884 00:32:02,479 --> 00:32:04,737 Okay. 885 00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:06,831 WAYNE: Coin toss for song choice. 886 00:32:06,984 --> 00:32:09,167 -Brittney, you're heads. -Mm-hmm. 887 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,970 ♪ 888 00:32:12,156 --> 00:32:14,172 Oh, now that's gold right there. That's good. 889 00:32:14,324 --> 00:32:16,658 Heads. I choose. 890 00:32:16,677 --> 00:32:18,176 WAYNE: And what's your song choice? 891 00:32:18,328 --> 00:32:19,585 Hm. 892 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,514 (Ludacris' "Move Bitch") 893 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:26,610 ♪ 894 00:32:26,761 --> 00:32:30,113 (cheers and applause) 895 00:32:30,265 --> 00:32:31,615 LUDACRIS: ♪ Move, bitch! 896 00:32:31,842 --> 00:32:33,191 ♪ Get out the way 897 00:32:33,343 --> 00:32:35,935 ♪ Get out the way, bitch, get out the way ♪ 898 00:32:36,029 --> 00:32:37,770 ♪ Move, bitch, get out the way ♪ 899 00:32:37,864 --> 00:32:41,533 ♪ Get out the way, bitch, get out the way ♪ 900 00:32:41,685 --> 00:32:44,202 ♪ Oh, no, fight's out 901 00:32:44,354 --> 00:32:46,463 ♪ I'm 'bout to punch your lights out ♪ 902 00:32:46,614 --> 00:32:48,114 Girl, I don't know who to root for. 903 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,858 WOMAN: Mom and Dad are dance fighting. 904 00:32:49,951 --> 00:32:52,043 ♪ There's something wrong, we can't stay still ♪ 905 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,137 ♪ I've been dranking and busting too ♪ 906 00:32:54,364 --> 00:32:56,881 ♪ And I been thanking of busting you ♪ 907 00:32:57,034 --> 00:32:59,034 ♪ Upside your [...] forehead 908 00:32:59,127 --> 00:33:01,961 ♪ And if your friends jump in, aww, girl ♪ 909 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,296 ♪ They'll be mo' [...] 910 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,706 ♪ Causing confusion, disturbing the peace ♪ 911 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:08,210 ♪ It's not an illusion, we runnin' the streets ♪ 912 00:33:08,228 --> 00:33:10,988 ♪ So bye-bye to all you groupies and gold diggers ♪ 913 00:33:11,139 --> 00:33:12,731 ♪ Is there a bumper on your [...]? ♪ 914 00:33:12,883 --> 00:33:13,991 -♪ No, [...] -(whistle blows) 915 00:33:14,218 --> 00:33:15,808 ♪ Doing a hundred on the highway ♪ 916 00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,977 ♪ So if you do the speed limit ♪ 917 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:19,312 This is amazing! 918 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,314 -DANCER: Spicy! -(cheers and applause) 919 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,742 -You're so good. -You too. 920 00:33:23,894 --> 00:33:25,151 -BRITTNEY: Simon! -GABBY: Justin! 921 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,911 -BOTH: Sorry. -SINGER: ♪ Get out the way 922 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,154 -I'm sorry. -No. 923 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:29,864 SINGER: ♪ Bitch, get out the way 924 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,842 ♪ Move, bitch, get out the way ♪ 925 00:33:32,069 --> 00:33:34,753 Great job on the rain machine. That really plusses everything. 926 00:33:34,905 --> 00:33:38,664 ♪ Here I come, here I go 927 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:40,333 ♪ Uh-oh, don't jump, [...], move! ♪ 928 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,835 -This is so cool! -I know, right? 929 00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:46,023 ♪ Start that [...] show, I'm comin' through ♪ 930 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,750 ♪ Hit the stage and knock the curtains down ♪ 931 00:33:48,752 --> 00:33:51,936 ♪ I [...] the crowd up, that's what I do ♪ 932 00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:53,697 ♪ Young and successful, a sex symbol ♪ 933 00:33:53,848 --> 00:33:55,590 Come on, kid. Put the bullet in. 934 00:33:55,683 --> 00:33:57,092 ♪ True, true 935 00:33:57,185 --> 00:33:59,352 ♪ Move, bitch, get out the way ♪ 936 00:33:59,521 --> 00:34:02,097 ♪ Get out the way, bitch, get out the way ♪ 937 00:34:02,266 --> 00:34:04,541 ♪ Move, bitch, get out the way ♪ 938 00:34:04,768 --> 00:34:07,193 ♪ Get out the way, bitch, get out the way ♪ 939 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:10,455 (sweeping string rendition of "Move Bitch") 940 00:34:10,607 --> 00:34:17,512 ♪ 941 00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:22,559 (breathing heavily) 942 00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:29,691 ♪ 943 00:34:52,999 --> 00:34:58,762 ♪ 944 00:35:00,248 --> 00:35:03,007 ♪ Move, bitch, get out the way ♪ 945 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,918 ♪ Get out the way, bitch, get out the way ♪ 946 00:35:06,254 --> 00:35:07,771 -Ow! -What, "Ow"? 947 00:35:07,998 --> 00:35:10,332 You just kicked me in the face, Brittney. 948 00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:12,109 -Oh, did you see that? -Oh! 949 00:35:12,336 --> 00:35:14,986 -(all panting) -WAYNE: Who wins? 950 00:35:17,432 --> 00:35:18,523 Well, who wins? 951 00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,267 (dramatic music) 952 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,286 ♪ 953 00:35:23,438 --> 00:35:25,196 We all do. 954 00:35:25,365 --> 00:35:29,275 It's going to work. The show is going to work! 955 00:35:29,369 --> 00:35:30,276 Please-- 956 00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:32,129 Ooh. 957 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,798 For me, can you be present? 958 00:35:35,025 --> 00:35:37,692 Well, it was-- it was all spectacular, 959 00:35:37,711 --> 00:35:40,303 but it has to be Gabby. 960 00:35:40,530 --> 00:35:41,471 -WAYNE: Gabby wins. -Yes! 961 00:35:41,698 --> 00:35:44,307 (cheers and applause) 962 00:35:44,534 --> 00:35:45,642 Yes! Yes! Yes! 963 00:35:45,869 --> 00:35:47,369 Brittney, I'm so sorry. 964 00:35:47,387 --> 00:35:51,206 It's my sad duty to tell you you must now balancé away. 965 00:35:51,299 --> 00:35:54,893 (cheers and applause) 966 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:58,713 (laughs) Yes! 967 00:35:58,806 --> 00:36:01,158 (victorious music) 968 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:03,809 Hey, what are you doing here? 969 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,220 I've called you, like, three times. 970 00:36:05,238 --> 00:36:06,905 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. 971 00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:10,667 I had to help Gabby defeat her mortal enemy in a dance battle. 972 00:36:10,818 --> 00:36:11,726 Did you see it? It was cool. 973 00:36:11,819 --> 00:36:13,561 Yeah, I saw it. It was real cool. 974 00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,746 Dad had an accident. 975 00:36:14,898 --> 00:36:16,989 What? 976 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:18,750 NICK: Wow. That was a crazy day. 977 00:36:18,919 --> 00:36:19,918 -It was insane. -I mean, 978 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:21,344 you coming all in here with your plan 979 00:36:21,496 --> 00:36:22,846 and all its twists and turns. 980 00:36:22,997 --> 00:36:24,514 Oh, my God. I almost had a heart attack three times. 981 00:36:24,666 --> 00:36:26,683 -And then you emerge victorious! -GABBY: I know. 982 00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:27,742 I mean, for the first time in my life, 983 00:36:27,835 --> 00:36:28,910 I put it all on the line. 984 00:36:28,929 --> 00:36:30,745 I stood up for myself and my son. 985 00:36:30,764 --> 00:36:32,838 I don't think I could have done that two months ago. 986 00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:34,582 And now, I am the White Swan, 987 00:36:34,601 --> 00:36:35,934 and my best friend is the Prince, 988 00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,177 and Reggie is the Wizard, and Brittney is gone. 989 00:36:38,304 --> 00:36:39,270 I would call that a pretty good day. 990 00:36:39,347 --> 00:36:40,680 I'd call that a pretty great day. 991 00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,925 GABBY: You know, are we done? I wanna go celebrate. 992 00:36:43,944 --> 00:36:45,702 Yeah, get out of here, kid. You earned it. 993 00:36:45,929 --> 00:36:46,945 -Okay, thank you. -Yeah. 994 00:36:47,097 --> 00:36:48,446 -Hey, thank you. -Yeah? Oh. 995 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,522 -All right. -Thank you. 996 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,708 -Of course, yeah. -(laughs) Nick. 997 00:36:51,859 --> 00:36:53,284 -And you, thank you. -ALAN: Yes. 998 00:36:53,361 --> 00:36:54,860 -We did it. -Yes, we did. 999 00:36:55,029 --> 00:36:56,529 -Bye. -That's so unprofessional. 1000 00:36:56,623 --> 00:36:58,215 What? Why? You hugged. 1001 00:36:58,366 --> 00:37:00,866 We have a situation. It's about Justin. 1002 00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,277 I mean, it wasn't fair. 1003 00:37:02,295 --> 00:37:05,555 There definitely should not have been a rain machine. 1004 00:37:05,782 --> 00:37:06,723 You know what? 1005 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,467 Everybody hates me, so maybe it's for the best. 1006 00:37:09,619 --> 00:37:11,561 No one's even gonna come and say goodbye. 1007 00:37:11,713 --> 00:37:12,545 Hey, Brittney? 1008 00:37:12,639 --> 00:37:13,972 Alan incoming. Hi. 1009 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:18,643 Um, production wants to see you. You might not be done yet. 1010 00:37:18,795 --> 00:37:21,479 (soft music) 1011 00:37:21,631 --> 00:37:23,406 JUSTIN: My dad fell off a ladder. 1012 00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:24,741 He broke his foot. 1013 00:37:24,892 --> 00:37:26,468 His business is the only thing he cares about, 1014 00:37:26,561 --> 00:37:29,746 and if I don't help, then it's gonna go under. 1015 00:37:29,897 --> 00:37:31,397 So you're leaving Swan Lake, 1016 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:34,251 my Swan Lake, to go and clean gutters. 1017 00:37:34,402 --> 00:37:36,419 -Is that what you're telling me? -No. 1018 00:37:36,571 --> 00:37:38,922 I'm leaving the show to help my family. 1019 00:37:39,149 --> 00:37:42,333 Well, then, I guess you better be going. 1020 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:45,153 -That's it? -Everyone's replaceable. 1021 00:37:45,171 --> 00:37:46,763 You've chosen to abandon us, 1022 00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:48,990 so clean out your locker and get out. 1023 00:37:49,009 --> 00:37:52,251 I should've known better than to waste my time on you. 1024 00:37:52,345 --> 00:37:53,678 You said I was your favorite. 1025 00:37:53,830 --> 00:37:57,181 I was high on psychedelics. I said a lot of things. 1026 00:37:57,350 --> 00:37:59,517 Every time you open your mouth, it's just, like... 1027 00:37:59,594 --> 00:38:02,094 (scoffs) Toads and snakes jump out. 1028 00:38:02,263 --> 00:38:03,596 It's--it's so awful. 1029 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:05,840 (somber music) 1030 00:38:05,859 --> 00:38:07,266 You know, I'm just gonna-- 1031 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:12,104 I'm just gonna say thank you for your time and attention. 1032 00:38:12,198 --> 00:38:14,198 It meant a lot to me. 1033 00:38:14,351 --> 00:38:20,038 ♪ 1034 00:38:20,190 --> 00:38:21,673 (door slams) 1035 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,974 I'm gonna be staying at my dad's for a while. 1036 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:32,216 He needs a lot of help, 1037 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:34,477 so my brother and I are gonna be taking shifts. 1038 00:38:34,629 --> 00:38:36,462 Is he gonna be okay? 1039 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,481 Yeah, he's gonna annoy the living hell out of me, 1040 00:38:38,633 --> 00:38:41,726 but he's gonna be fine. 1041 00:38:41,878 --> 00:38:44,404 -Are you gonna be okay? -Sure. 1042 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,657 I'll call you tomorrow. 1043 00:38:47,884 --> 00:38:48,700 Sure. 1044 00:38:52,055 --> 00:38:53,388 Hey, uh, 1045 00:38:53,390 --> 00:38:55,999 there are still Starbursts at crafty. 1046 00:38:56,150 --> 00:38:59,318 (somber music) 1047 00:38:59,412 --> 00:39:01,079 ♪ 1048 00:39:01,231 --> 00:39:03,247 (engine turns over) 1049 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:10,138 ♪ 1050 00:39:11,165 --> 00:39:12,574 What do you mean she's back? 1051 00:39:12,592 --> 00:39:14,667 I can't lose two principals. Not this close to the show. 1052 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:17,412 Maybe Justin can come back sooner than he thinks. 1053 00:39:17,505 --> 00:39:18,688 Doesn't seem like Justin's coming back, Gabby. 1054 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,431 Do you not realize what she did? 1055 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,509 She used my private trauma to make herself look good. 1056 00:39:23,587 --> 00:39:26,437 She messed with my kid. I want her off the show. 1057 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:28,198 You also wanted her role, right, which you got. 1058 00:39:28,425 --> 00:39:32,110 I cannot lose two principals. You're gonna be the White Swan. 1059 00:39:32,262 --> 00:39:33,352 You're gonna be a star. You won. 1060 00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:34,596 No! No, because she's still here, 1061 00:39:34,764 --> 00:39:35,947 and now I have to go dance with her. 1062 00:39:36,116 --> 00:39:38,116 Yes, you are--that's gonna be a great story for us. 1063 00:39:38,268 --> 00:39:39,951 Every time I think that you might be a decent person, 1064 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,711 you remind me that the only thing that you actually 1065 00:39:41,863 --> 00:39:43,380 care about is yourself and your career and this show. 1066 00:39:43,531 --> 00:39:45,106 Right. This is news to you, Gabby? 1067 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,958 I'm just a guy trying to get a second season here. 1068 00:39:47,110 --> 00:39:49,110 It's the show above everything else. 1069 00:39:49,129 --> 00:39:51,112 This is my job. 1070 00:39:51,131 --> 00:39:53,098 I'm not your friend, Gabby. 1071 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:57,376 Yeah, noted. 1072 00:39:57,470 --> 00:40:04,401 ♪ 1073 00:40:06,479 --> 00:40:08,220 I've had enough surprises today, Reggie. 1074 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,657 -I'm sad. -I think this will help. 1075 00:40:13,245 --> 00:40:14,318 I was gonna do just diamonds, 1076 00:40:14,413 --> 00:40:16,562 but I know that sounds a little basic, so... 1077 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,081 Reggie, this is beautiful. 1078 00:40:18,308 --> 00:40:20,250 No one's ever given me anything like this before. 1079 00:40:20,401 --> 00:40:22,568 -What's the--why? -Oh, it's two part. 1080 00:40:22,662 --> 00:40:24,421 Part one is you getting the White Swan, 1081 00:40:24,648 --> 00:40:27,924 but also, I wanted to buy you your first official gift 1082 00:40:28,075 --> 00:40:29,834 as an NFL player's girlfriend. 1083 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:32,077 I am back on the team. 1084 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,171 -You're back on the team? -Yeah. 1085 00:40:33,323 --> 00:40:35,932 -(laughing) Oh, my God! -Hell yeah. 1086 00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:39,102 Reggie, I am so proud of you. 1087 00:40:39,329 --> 00:40:40,270 Mm. 1088 00:40:40,421 --> 00:40:42,421 So proud of you. I love it. 1089 00:40:42,515 --> 00:40:43,998 Is it the most selfish thing in the world 1090 00:40:44,017 --> 00:40:45,833 that I'm sad I won't get to dance with you? 1091 00:40:45,927 --> 00:40:46,926 Oh, I'm still gonna dance with you. 1092 00:40:47,094 --> 00:40:48,352 Oh, oh, oh. Okay. 1093 00:40:48,505 --> 00:40:50,095 Well, I would prefer you as my Wizard, 1094 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:53,024 but, um, the necklace is okay too. 1095 00:40:53,176 --> 00:40:54,284 BOTH: (chuckle) 1096 00:40:54,511 --> 00:40:56,286 Oh, my God. I am so excited for you. 1097 00:40:56,513 --> 00:40:57,845 BOTH: (chuckle) 1098 00:40:58,014 --> 00:41:01,199 Also, girlfriend? 1099 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:04,794 (The Cure's "Just Like Heaven") 1100 00:41:05,021 --> 00:41:06,111 SINGER: ♪ Show me, show me 1101 00:41:06,189 --> 00:41:09,190 ♪ Show me how you do that trick ♪ 1102 00:41:09,209 --> 00:41:12,527 ♪ The one that makes me scream, she said ♪ 1103 00:41:12,545 --> 00:41:15,805 ♪ The one that makes me laugh, she said ♪ 1104 00:41:15,957 --> 00:41:19,383 ♪ And threw her arms around my neck ♪ 1105 00:41:19,536 --> 00:41:22,312 ♪ Show me how you do it 1106 00:41:22,463 --> 00:41:25,315 ♪ And I promise you, I promise ♪ 1107 00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:26,891 I talked to Julia. She told me everything. 1108 00:41:27,043 --> 00:41:28,559 And listen, if you don't want me here 1109 00:41:28,712 --> 00:41:31,362 because you actually don't like me, then I will go. 1110 00:41:31,472 --> 00:41:32,989 But if you are pushing me away 1111 00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:34,473 because you think that this is too deep for me, 1112 00:41:34,567 --> 00:41:37,235 then you do not know how deep I go. 1113 00:41:37,311 --> 00:41:39,311 I'm in love with you. 1114 00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:40,830 And I know it's fast, but screw it. 1115 00:41:41,057 --> 00:41:42,390 We're adults, and I know when it's real. 1116 00:41:42,483 --> 00:41:45,001 And what's real is that I am not even scared 1117 00:41:45,228 --> 00:41:47,837 of you rejecting me, but I am absolutely terrified 1118 00:41:48,064 --> 00:41:51,733 that you are gonna go through this alone. 1119 00:41:51,751 --> 00:41:55,069 Let me be here for you. 1120 00:41:55,088 --> 00:41:58,014 It's too much. 1121 00:41:58,165 --> 00:42:00,258 It's not too much. 1122 00:42:00,426 --> 00:42:04,746 ♪ 1123 00:42:04,764 --> 00:42:06,356 I'm sorry I was so mean. 1124 00:42:06,507 --> 00:42:08,432 It's okay. 1125 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:10,860 ♪ 1126 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:12,603 I love you too, you know? 1127 00:42:12,756 --> 00:42:14,030 (laughs softly) 1128 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,259 Seems like a really weird occasion for balloons. 1129 00:42:18,261 --> 00:42:20,428 I had to get creative. 1130 00:42:20,446 --> 00:42:23,114 You didn't put me on the visitors list. 1131 00:42:23,190 --> 00:42:25,357 Oh, did a whole thing. 1132 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:28,527 If anybody asks, I'm a delivery guy, okay? 1133 00:42:28,696 --> 00:42:30,938 It's actually exhausting. 1134 00:42:31,032 --> 00:42:33,883 Can I get in there with you? 1135 00:42:34,035 --> 00:42:35,793 SINGER: ♪ Spinning on that dizzy edge ♪ 1136 00:42:35,945 --> 00:42:37,295 Okay. 1137 00:42:37,463 --> 00:42:40,557 SINGER: ♪ Kissed her face and kissed her head ♪ 1138 00:42:40,784 --> 00:42:44,894 ♪ Dreamed of all the different ways I had ♪ 1139 00:42:45,046 --> 00:42:47,713 ♪ To make her glow 1140 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:51,734 ♪ Why are you so far away, she said ♪ 1141 00:42:51,886 --> 00:42:55,963 ♪ Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you? ♪ 1142 00:42:55,982 --> 00:42:57,407 (sighs) 1143 00:42:57,558 --> 00:43:01,578 SINGER: ♪ That I'm in love with you 1144 00:43:01,729 --> 00:43:04,989 ♪ You, soft and only 1145 00:43:05,141 --> 00:43:08,309 ♪ You, lost and lonely 1146 00:43:08,402 --> 00:43:10,086 ♪ You 1147 00:43:10,237 --> 00:43:13,164 ♪ Just like heaven 1148 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:15,675 ♪ 1149 00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:54,088 (fanfare)