1 00:00:02,228 --> 00:00:04,319 And finally, this year's most powerful woman 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:07,581 in business, Paula Clark. 3 00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:09,416 (soft music) 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,177 -The Executioner. -PAULA: Thank you for this. 5 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:15,347 I'm often asked how to have a successful career 6 00:00:15,499 --> 00:00:18,517 as a woman in this industry, and the first thing I'd say is, 7 00:00:18,668 --> 00:00:21,353 forget everything you know about being a woman. 8 00:00:21,505 --> 00:00:25,507 The companies that survive in a ruthless marketplace 9 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:29,269 are the efficient ones, not the nice ones. 10 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,197 Inefficiency is the tumor you need to excise, 11 00:00:32,349 --> 00:00:34,015 in order to save the rest. 12 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:36,201 And yes, sometimes that means layoffs, 13 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:41,098 but business is about hard decisions. 14 00:00:41,116 --> 00:00:43,709 I know that some people call me The Executioner. 15 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:45,377 That's not accurate. 16 00:00:45,604 --> 00:00:51,608 I'm a surgeon, and when I do my job, the patient thrives. 17 00:00:51,627 --> 00:00:52,943 Thank you. 18 00:00:52,961 --> 00:00:59,224 (applause) 19 00:01:01,453 --> 00:01:04,805 Call my job a tumor again, you corporate rat! 20 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,733 (upbeat music) 21 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:09,551 ♪ 22 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:12,237 All right, is everybody here? Where's Monica? 23 00:01:12,389 --> 00:01:17,725 ♪ 24 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:18,985 Don't say anything. 25 00:01:19,138 --> 00:01:22,247 About what? Oh, about the cane? 26 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:23,974 Think that's what you're talking about, the cane. 27 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:26,143 A lot of people use canes, Monica. 28 00:01:26,236 --> 00:01:27,661 Winston Churchill had a cane. 29 00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:28,995 Scrooge McDuck, Willy Wonka. 30 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:30,647 -Charlie Chaplin. -Hugh Laurie, House. 31 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:32,833 -Hit show, that was a hit show. -Oh, good, good. 32 00:01:32,985 --> 00:01:34,075 -He was good, right? -So hot. 33 00:01:34,169 --> 00:01:35,168 -That acting. -So hot! 34 00:01:35,321 --> 00:01:37,321 -DANTE: So ripped. -Ripped? 35 00:01:37,339 --> 00:01:39,506 -I hate all of you. -So the deal for today. 36 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,508 Jessica and Dante are gonna be taking half the cast off site. 37 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,103 This is a heartwarming background package. 38 00:01:44,254 --> 00:01:46,271 I want nostalgia, I want tearful high school memories, 39 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:47,422 I want a nap just thinking about it, 40 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,090 but, guys, we gotta make it pop. 41 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:50,792 That's about it--the rest of us are gonna be here. 42 00:01:50,853 --> 00:01:52,594 Monica, you can lead rehearsal, and try not to take out any 43 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,837 knees or eyes with that thing. 44 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,172 Should be an easy day, guys. Let's get to it. 45 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:56,506 Nick, a word? 46 00:01:56,525 --> 00:01:58,175 Alan, we just letting 'em in now? 47 00:01:58,193 --> 00:02:00,953 Is that what's happening? 48 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:03,122 Hey, all right. 49 00:02:03,349 --> 00:02:06,183 Here, you know what? Have a seat, please. 50 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:09,035 I've recently learned some concerning information 51 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,296 about my employment history 52 00:02:11,448 --> 00:02:13,114 vis-à-vis Mike's employment history. 53 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:15,542 -Oh, yeah, what's that? -I know you already know. 54 00:02:15,694 --> 00:02:20,364 I do, The Executioner. Hoo-hoo, I'm shaking. 55 00:02:20,382 --> 00:02:22,032 I want to be the one to tell him in person. 56 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:23,291 Sure, of course. 57 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,810 I'll set up an SDI for the two of you guys today. 58 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,311 No. 59 00:02:26,463 --> 00:02:28,480 I want to tell him off-camera before I tell him on-camera. 60 00:02:28,707 --> 00:02:30,149 No, come on, no can do. You signed a contract. 61 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,709 We get to film anything and everything deemed important 62 00:02:32,728 --> 00:02:35,045 to the Big Leap story, and this is very important. 63 00:02:35,138 --> 00:02:38,806 Right, okay. That makes sense. 64 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,141 I agree. 65 00:02:40,235 --> 00:02:44,404 Oh, we got a runner! Make a V formation! 66 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,980 -STAFFER: What is that? -ALLY: Cut her off! 67 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,557 -Mike! -NICK: Cut her off! 68 00:02:47,576 --> 00:02:49,743 Don't do this. We can talk about it! 69 00:02:49,895 --> 00:02:51,912 -Paula. -Mike! 70 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:52,913 ALLY: Are you serious right now? 71 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,231 I'm not running. 72 00:02:54,249 --> 00:02:55,465 I have off-brand shoes. 73 00:02:57,661 --> 00:02:59,178 Nice, Ally. 74 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:00,921 Hey, make sure you take her phone. 75 00:03:01,089 --> 00:03:02,239 She is on hard ice from now on. 76 00:03:02,332 --> 00:03:03,849 Hey, anybody got eyes on Mike? 77 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,259 MIKE: Oh, love cottage cheese. 78 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:10,096 It's like my favorite cheese, which I know is weird, 79 00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:13,583 but, like, it's not just for babies--oof! 80 00:03:13,677 --> 00:03:17,863 You look extra bulgy today. Is that for me? 81 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,347 I just ramped up my workouts. 82 00:03:19,441 --> 00:03:20,866 You know, trying to get back in football shape. 83 00:03:21,093 --> 00:03:22,275 BRITTNEY: Well, I like it. 84 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:25,429 Mm, just want to show you off. (gasps) 85 00:03:25,447 --> 00:03:27,021 We should go to Tulum next year. 86 00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:29,115 -Next year? -Yeah. 87 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,600 Between filming and your football season, 88 00:03:30,619 --> 00:03:33,770 we won't be able to leave till, what, February? 89 00:03:33,863 --> 00:03:36,440 But that's okay. 90 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:39,534 -Gabby, you're staring. -Sorry, sorry. 91 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,537 It's just that he hasn't, you know, acknowledged 92 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:46,541 what I said the other day about him, and love, and me. 93 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,377 Yeah, maybe he's just processing all that, 94 00:03:49,504 --> 00:03:53,381 but who cares? Because you're famous. 95 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,308 Hey, did they tell you what we're doing today? 96 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,569 'Cause this is our neighborhood. 97 00:03:57,721 --> 00:03:59,980 GABBY: No--wait. 98 00:04:00,132 --> 00:04:04,134 BOTH: Oh, no. 99 00:04:04,227 --> 00:04:07,988 We're going back to high school. 100 00:04:08,156 --> 00:04:10,974 This is fun, huh? It's cute. 101 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:13,827 -Oh, for who? -Here. 102 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:16,162 Welcome, theater and art students. 103 00:04:16,315 --> 00:04:19,165 We have some very special guests for you today. 104 00:04:19,318 --> 00:04:20,333 -What are we doing here? -Background package. 105 00:04:20,486 --> 00:04:21,927 You're gonna meet with your old dance team, 106 00:04:22,078 --> 00:04:23,320 teach them your state-winning dance, 107 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:25,246 do some interviews, some B-roll, 108 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,991 and give them this giant check, easy-peasy. 109 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:29,268 PRINCIPAL: Put your hands together 110 00:04:29,495 --> 00:04:32,938 for Justin Calgrove and Gabby Lewis! 111 00:04:33,165 --> 00:04:35,165 -Ooh! -JESSICA: Get out there. 112 00:04:35,183 --> 00:04:37,501 -PRINCIPAL: 10,000 -SIMON: Really? 113 00:04:37,594 --> 00:04:39,761 Oh. 114 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:45,951 Um... as distinguished alumni, it is our pleasure to be able 115 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,620 to give you this huge-ass check. 116 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:53,350 Oh, it's--it's very surprising to be here. 117 00:04:53,368 --> 00:04:54,776 Wouldn't have minded a heads-up, 118 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:58,446 but follow your dreams. 119 00:04:58,540 --> 00:05:02,283 You know, we did, and we're now on a dance TV show, so... 120 00:05:02,377 --> 00:05:04,118 Doesn't that guy work at the bowling alley? 121 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,029 Hey, I quit that job three weeks ago. 122 00:05:06,048 --> 00:05:07,288 We'll cut that out. 123 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,640 Once again, it's Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. 124 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:11,476 Brittney, this is literally her background package. 125 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,369 Zip it. 126 00:05:12,538 --> 00:05:13,478 I'm just saying these kids 127 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:16,540 deserve a real role model, like Reggie. 128 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:18,817 You should be out there, instead of these losers. 129 00:05:18,968 --> 00:05:20,560 They're not losers. 130 00:05:20,712 --> 00:05:22,045 Yeah, actually, Reggie, that's a good idea. 131 00:05:22,064 --> 00:05:23,547 Why don't you go talk about success? 132 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:24,881 -Yes. -What, wait. 133 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:25,882 Go, babe, go, go. 134 00:05:25,901 --> 00:05:27,475 Go, go, get out there. 135 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,644 -SIMON: Here is Reggie. -GABBY: Oh, great. 136 00:05:29,721 --> 00:05:33,890 ♪ 137 00:05:33,909 --> 00:05:36,335 Hey, hi, I'm Reggie Sadler. 138 00:05:36,562 --> 00:05:39,245 Whoo! 139 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:42,232 I'm a football player, as many of you know, 140 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:46,086 and, uh, the way that I achieved my dreams 141 00:05:46,238 --> 00:05:48,738 was through focus, you know? 142 00:05:48,757 --> 00:05:51,925 So there's a lot of distractions in the world, 143 00:05:52,077 --> 00:05:53,518 so you know, eyes on the prize. 144 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:57,338 You know, for me, that prize was football. 145 00:05:57,432 --> 00:06:01,342 Is football. Still is football. 146 00:06:01,436 --> 00:06:03,695 You know, in fact, I need to lead by example. 147 00:06:03,847 --> 00:06:05,939 -Brittney? -Yeah, babe? 148 00:06:06,091 --> 00:06:07,090 Look, I'm--I'm sorry, but we're done. 149 00:06:07,259 --> 00:06:10,110 -What, babe? -It's over. 150 00:06:10,262 --> 00:06:11,928 You know, I can't do this anymore. 151 00:06:12,097 --> 00:06:14,097 I gotta focus, you know? 152 00:06:14,116 --> 00:06:15,523 Look, it's not you. It's me. 153 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,358 Well, I mean, actually, it's football. 154 00:06:17,436 --> 00:06:19,769 Well, it's me and football, but it's not you. 155 00:06:19,863 --> 00:06:22,547 -It's not me. -Not you. 156 00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:25,291 It's not me. 157 00:06:25,444 --> 00:06:28,720 (sobs) I'm gonna miss him so much. 158 00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:30,371 (sobbing) 159 00:06:30,465 --> 00:06:34,976 Like, I think I loved him, you know? 160 00:06:36,788 --> 00:06:41,307 All right, thanks, Brittney. I think we have enough. 161 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:43,402 Okay, do you need, like, another color? 162 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:46,220 'Cause I can do one that's, like, ragey, you know? 163 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,965 Like... 164 00:06:49,058 --> 00:06:51,743 Reggie Sadler doesn't deserve me, 165 00:06:51,895 --> 00:06:55,972 but he does deserve revenge. 166 00:06:56,065 --> 00:06:58,308 -It's okay? -That's great. 167 00:06:58,326 --> 00:07:00,234 Okay. 168 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,646 (DJ Khaled's "All I Do Is Win") 169 00:07:02,664 --> 00:07:06,073 Yeah, whoo! 170 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,093 Yes. This is crazy. 171 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,128 This song's bringing back so many sense memories. 172 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,098 It's like I can almost smell the White Castle and hairspray. 173 00:07:13,249 --> 00:07:15,100 God, Gabby, remember? 174 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:16,843 A little too well, yeah. 175 00:07:16,995 --> 00:07:20,605 ♪ 176 00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:22,256 Hey, Gab. 177 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:26,336 You see I broke things off with Brittney today, right? 178 00:07:26,354 --> 00:07:30,932 Yeah, yeah, congrats. Focusing on football, right? 179 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,843 Yeah, right. 180 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:37,030 SINGER: ♪ All I do is win, win, win no matter what ♪ 181 00:07:37,182 --> 00:07:40,183 Okay, um... 182 00:07:40,202 --> 00:07:44,037 Guess I'ma catch you later. 183 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:48,191 SINGER: ♪ Hands go up, and they stay there ♪ 184 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:51,711 ♪ And they stay there, and they stay there ♪ 185 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:53,379 Hey, Gabby, you okay? 186 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:55,699 You've been acting weird ever since we got here. 187 00:07:55,717 --> 00:07:56,716 Yeah, you know what? 188 00:07:56,868 --> 00:07:58,459 Why are we focusing on the past? 189 00:07:58,553 --> 00:08:01,295 No one wants to do the same thing again, anyway. 190 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,889 Let's do something different. 191 00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:04,708 Hunter, right? Yeah. 192 00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:07,510 Mmm, so good. 193 00:08:07,512 --> 00:08:12,382 -So, Al--can I call you Al? -Sure. 194 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,067 What's up? First, you tackle me. 195 00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:15,827 Then we're just sitting at your desk all day. 196 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,237 Is this a date? 197 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,239 'Cause if it is, I'm seeing somebody, you know? 198 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,725 Not to brag, but it's going pretty good. 199 00:08:21,893 --> 00:08:23,243 Good, yeah. 200 00:08:23,395 --> 00:08:25,895 We just have something planned for you later today, so-- 201 00:08:25,914 --> 00:08:28,006 A surprise? 202 00:08:28,157 --> 00:08:31,843 I love surprises. Not everybody does, but yeah. 203 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:33,345 No, I love surprises. It's gonna be good. 204 00:08:33,572 --> 00:08:37,090 Well, it'll certainly be a surprise. 205 00:08:37,242 --> 00:08:39,500 -Didn't love that tone. -Sorry. 206 00:08:39,594 --> 00:08:41,077 A little ominous. 207 00:08:41,096 --> 00:08:43,747 Nice shoes. 208 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:44,931 Stylish and comfortable. 209 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:46,858 Thanks. 210 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,102 You guys work what, a 12-hour day? 211 00:08:49,254 --> 00:08:50,770 -More. -Wow. 212 00:08:50,922 --> 00:08:52,088 ALLY: Mm-hmm. 213 00:08:52,181 --> 00:08:54,107 And I see you. You're so good at your job. 214 00:08:54,259 --> 00:08:55,275 Does Nick ever tell you that? 215 00:08:55,427 --> 00:08:57,369 I'm not letting you talk to Mike, Paula. 216 00:08:57,596 --> 00:08:59,204 Okay. 217 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:03,024 Okay, $500, $1,000. What's it gonna take? 218 00:09:03,118 --> 00:09:05,435 It's not gonna happen. God. 219 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:06,603 Can anyone hear me? 220 00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:08,195 Can anyone hear me? Can anyone hear me? 221 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,382 -Can anyone hear me? -It's not on. 222 00:09:15,038 --> 00:09:16,629 Mike! 223 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,115 Mike Devries! 224 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:22,285 Okay, so here we go. Five, six, seven, eight. 225 00:09:22,304 --> 00:09:24,954 And one, two, three, four, 226 00:09:24,973 --> 00:09:27,715 five, six, seven, eight, and one! 227 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,216 This is so good. 228 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,311 I mean, I've never seen you choreograph anything like this. 229 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,553 Where is it coming from? 230 00:09:32,722 --> 00:09:35,073 I don't know. Just trusting my gut, I guess. 231 00:09:35,300 --> 00:09:37,075 Gabby, can I steal you 232 00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:39,727 for a quick interview with your English teacher? 233 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:42,247 Say hey to Mr. A. for me. 234 00:09:42,324 --> 00:09:44,583 I always knew Gabby was the one doing all the work 235 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:48,903 in the group projects, but she would never admit it. 236 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:50,589 She was so smart, yes, 237 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:54,500 but also loyal, kind, thoughtful. 238 00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:58,488 I'm not at all surprised to see her here doing this. 239 00:09:58,506 --> 00:10:01,266 Gabby, anything you want to say to your favorite teacher? 240 00:10:05,922 --> 00:10:07,997 Thank you for saying all that. 241 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:11,759 Everyone always loved you, including me. 242 00:10:11,853 --> 00:10:15,171 You were a great teacher. 243 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,841 Okay, that's great. Thank you, guys. 244 00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:20,785 We got it. 245 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:22,512 (whispering) Keep the camera rolling. 246 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:24,013 Curtis? 247 00:10:24,032 --> 00:10:25,123 You could have given me some notice. 248 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:28,293 I'm sorry. I didn't know we were coming. 249 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,444 Zach, Zach, my man, listen. I know you want feel-good. 250 00:10:30,538 --> 00:10:33,523 Trust me, this is going to be feel-good, all right? 251 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:34,949 I've never felt so good in my life. 252 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,118 Yeah. 253 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,804 Nothing. Yeah, I hear you. 254 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:41,214 GABBY: Curtis? 255 00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:44,434 MR. ALDERLUND: He's not here, is he? 256 00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:47,203 No. 257 00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:48,963 Zach. Yeah, listen, buddy. 258 00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:50,874 I'm gonna have to call you back. 259 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,376 (soft music) 260 00:10:53,395 --> 00:10:56,655 That's him. That's the dad. 261 00:10:56,882 --> 00:11:01,567 ♪ 262 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,244 Oh, God, that's the dad. 263 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:10,393 (upbeat percussion music) 264 00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:12,729 Okay, so today just became a whole 'nother thing. 265 00:11:12,747 --> 00:11:15,081 Mike is in the van with me. Paula's coming separately. 266 00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,158 Do not let them within earshot of one another. 267 00:11:17,252 --> 00:11:18,918 We'll do their interview here later, but first, 268 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,086 I gotta talk to Gabby. Where is she? 269 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,180 -Right over here. -All right. 270 00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:24,265 ♪ 271 00:11:26,077 --> 00:11:27,744 You set me up, you son of a bitch. 272 00:11:27,762 --> 00:11:29,336 Gabby, I had no idea. 273 00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:32,415 It was supposed to be good, clean fun. 274 00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:35,860 What exactly are we talking about here, anyway? 275 00:11:36,087 --> 00:11:38,755 I was 18. I was obsessed with him. 276 00:11:38,773 --> 00:11:40,198 He said he loved me. 277 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:41,607 When I got pregnant, 278 00:11:41,851 --> 00:11:45,428 he didn't want to have anything to do with me after that. 279 00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:47,597 So how's that for good, clean fun? 280 00:11:47,766 --> 00:11:50,858 Man, okay. 281 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,120 -Okay, I'm so sorry, Gabby. -Are you gonna put this on TV? 282 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,696 I haven't decided yet. 283 00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,440 I'm not sure how America's gonna feel about you. 284 00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,959 -Oh, screw you--(gasps)--you. -Okay, all right. 285 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,219 You know what? I didn't come on this show 286 00:12:01,446 --> 00:12:03,129 to be the girl who hooked up with her teacher. 287 00:12:03,281 --> 00:12:05,131 -I quit. -No, don't quit! 288 00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:06,891 Damn it, come on. Look, take a walk. 289 00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:08,542 Clear your head. Just come back 290 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,454 when you're ready. 291 00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:13,214 Jessica? 292 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,641 I need an empty classroom and all hands on deck. 293 00:12:15,794 --> 00:12:18,628 (heavy hip-hop music) 294 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:19,963 ♪ 295 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:21,130 SINGER: ♪ Get it, get it, get it, uh ♪ 296 00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:22,574 ♪ Get it, get it, uh 297 00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:23,891 Yo, that's crazy. 298 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,910 This school got a Reggie Sadler, too. 299 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,320 Cut. 300 00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:29,138 That's a prop trophy. These are all props. 301 00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:30,656 We're gonna play this B-roll over your interview 302 00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:33,142 where you talk about being a high school football player, 303 00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:34,919 so let that wash over you or whatever. 304 00:12:35,146 --> 00:12:37,313 -And let's go back to one. -Okay. 305 00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,590 -MAN: Card's full. -My bad. 306 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,075 Okay, stand by, everyone. Camera's reloading. 307 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,595 (sighs) Right. 308 00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:46,672 Just need a wash, and... 309 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,099 Hi, Mr. Sadler. 310 00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:50,084 I saw your speech today. 311 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,146 You said I should focus on my dreams. 312 00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:57,258 My dream is to go to homecoming with Zoe Washington, 313 00:12:57,335 --> 00:13:00,094 and I was wondering if you would ask her to go with me. 314 00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:01,613 Wait, so you want me to ask a girl 315 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,597 to go to homecoming for you? 316 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,857 Yes. 317 00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:06,359 Okay, cool. 318 00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:08,453 Hi, I'm sorry to interrupt. I couldn't help but overhear, 319 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,288 but now that I've overheard, I need to insert myself 320 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:14,775 into this huge mistake you're making... 321 00:13:14,869 --> 00:13:17,203 -Evan. -Evan, hi, Evan. 322 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,113 Now, did you see the way that this man broke up 323 00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:20,873 with my sister this morning? 324 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,358 Messy. Tell me. 325 00:13:22,451 --> 00:13:24,710 What does Zoe Washington love with all of her soul? 326 00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:26,805 Is it the Detroit Lions? 327 00:13:27,032 --> 00:13:28,289 EVAN: I-I don't think so. 328 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,199 Yeah, no. That's what I thought. 329 00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:31,142 Oh, my God. You're so lucky I'm here. 330 00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:32,510 Listen, we have limited time, 331 00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:34,203 so it's not gonna be my best work, but-- 332 00:13:34,297 --> 00:13:35,388 Look, man, I'm sorry for the way 333 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,390 things ended with your sister, okay? 334 00:13:37,466 --> 00:13:38,817 -Don't be, she's psycho. -Yeah. 335 00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:39,984 Hey, don't you dare agree with me. 336 00:13:40,211 --> 00:13:41,711 Evan, don't worry. I got you. 337 00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:43,062 (line trilling) 338 00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:44,847 -Hey, who are you calling? -My dove guy. 339 00:13:44,899 --> 00:13:46,140 He owes me. 340 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:50,053 -DOVE GUY: Hello? -Hi, guess who? 341 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,220 LINUS: Julia. 342 00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:53,814 Hey, your lav mike is rustling. 343 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,500 Do you mind if I adjust it? 344 00:13:55,651 --> 00:13:56,742 Yeah, sure. 345 00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,670 Okay. 346 00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:01,488 Hey, I happened to hear earlier 347 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,991 that you were selling a classic guitar. 348 00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:05,343 Yeah, yeah I am. 349 00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:07,920 Yeah, sorry. I hear lots of things. 350 00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:10,256 Well, it's apparently a 1970s "Lay" Paul-- 351 00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:12,075 Les Paul? Les Paul? 352 00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:14,168 Yeah, you interested? 353 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,520 Yeah, wow, really interested. 354 00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,021 Cool, all right. 355 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,523 My daughters are coming in for an interview 356 00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:19,858 later on this afternoon. 357 00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,100 I can ask them to bring it if you want to see it. 358 00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:24,103 -I would love that. -Cool, all right, thanks. 359 00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:27,090 Hey, Al. Why are we in a high school? 360 00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:29,275 And why am I still in isolation? 361 00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:31,202 Starting to feel like quarantine all over again, 362 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,206 except, you know, I'm finally wearing pants, right? 363 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:38,117 Oh, my God. Look how precious this is. 364 00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:41,028 Can you believe that? Love. 365 00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:44,215 Is there anything sweeter than love? 366 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,218 Yeah. You ever been in love, Al? 367 00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:50,338 No, but I've thought about it many a time. 368 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:53,040 It's out there waiting for you. 369 00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:54,875 You know what I'm gonna do? 370 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,286 I'm gonna make something for Paula. 371 00:14:57,288 --> 00:14:59,305 -Oh. -Yeah, you know? 372 00:14:59,457 --> 00:15:01,215 -Yeah, I don't know. -Come on. 373 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,235 You know, something that shows her that I care about her. 374 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:07,721 Are you sure? We could do anything else. 375 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,632 I've never been more sure about anything 376 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,326 in my entire life. 377 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,749 Hey, Gabby? 378 00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,298 I think those are already clean, buddy. 379 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,003 Hey. 380 00:15:31,156 --> 00:15:33,932 (melancholy music) 381 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:40,680 ♪ 382 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,516 -Nick told you? -Yeah. 383 00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:45,944 He thought maybe you could use a friend right now. 384 00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,112 ♪ 385 00:15:48,264 --> 00:15:51,265 Mr. A. I can't believe it. 386 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,101 ♪ 387 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,770 What happened? 388 00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,107 I mean, if you want to tell me. 389 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:02,518 Remember that trip to Fringe Festival in Montreal? 390 00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:06,706 The one where Clara Draper got her One Direction tattoo? 391 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,450 ♪ 392 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,951 Yeah. 393 00:16:11,045 --> 00:16:15,381 ♪ 394 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,550 That's the trip when it started. 395 00:16:17,702 --> 00:16:20,219 ♪ 396 00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:22,963 We were in his room talking about plays, 397 00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:26,058 and he said all the right things, 398 00:16:26,211 --> 00:16:28,728 that I was smart, and valuable, and beautiful. 399 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,970 You are beautiful. 400 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,805 When he said it, I believed it. 401 00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,232 ♪ 402 00:16:33,401 --> 00:16:37,478 The thing is, everyone had a crush on him, 403 00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:40,890 and he chose me. 404 00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:43,459 You know what that felt like for me? 405 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:50,157 And after that, we had this big secret, which was really sexy. 406 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,175 There would be these little moments 407 00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:52,568 of eye contact in the hallway, 408 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:56,163 and I just felt like the hottest girl in school. 409 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,348 And then when I got pregnant, 410 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:01,577 he told me never to tell anyone it was his. 411 00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:04,522 ♪ 412 00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:08,918 He didn't want to have anything to do with me. 413 00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:10,753 Or Sam. 414 00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,772 ♪ 415 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,774 Gabby, I'm so sorry. 416 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,186 ♪ 417 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,446 (producers arguing) 418 00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:21,947 NICK: Guys, shut up, shut up! Come on. 419 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:25,192 We need to get into the minds of our demo. 420 00:17:25,286 --> 00:17:27,270 Jessica, your mom just found out 421 00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:28,362 that Gabby slept with her teacher in high school. 422 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,363 Quick, what does she think about it? 423 00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:30,606 My mom loves Gabby. 424 00:17:30,699 --> 00:17:33,700 She wants to see redemption and/or revenge. 425 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,868 Great, love 'em both. 426 00:17:34,962 --> 00:17:36,370 Redemption and revenge. Anybody else? 427 00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,947 Honestly, my mom probably thinks that Gabby's a slut 428 00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:40,224 that brought this on herself, and she's probably just looking 429 00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:42,301 for attention, and if she kept her eyes on her hemline, 430 00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:43,803 none of this would have happened. 431 00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:45,546 Yikes, Dante's mom. She was a kid. 432 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:47,231 -Hey, you asked. -My mother wants to know 433 00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,125 why I haven't marched down the hall 434 00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:50,810 and castrated him myself. 435 00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:52,219 (producers murmuring) 436 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:56,574 PRODUCER: I think I like the idea. 437 00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:57,909 Anybody else? 438 00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:01,821 I keep wondering, why did he choose me? 439 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,657 Out of everyone. 440 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,066 Was it because he liked me, 441 00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:09,312 or was it because he knew I wouldn't complain? 442 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,905 Was I just that fat girl who could keep a secret? 443 00:18:11,999 --> 00:18:13,257 You're being so mean to yourself. 444 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:15,718 You want to know what the worst part is? 445 00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:19,263 I still like him. 446 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:22,916 I still think about what it would be like to be with him. 447 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,268 Gabby. 448 00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,178 I wish I could have been there for you through this. 449 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,165 I wish I had told you before 450 00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:32,017 or told literally anyone, 451 00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:35,530 but I was ashamed. 452 00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:39,099 Because if there's one thing I learned, 453 00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:40,934 it's that there is something about me 454 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,862 that needs to be kept secret. 455 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,289 And part of me still believes that. 456 00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:46,791 JESSICA: She's gonna get doxxed. 457 00:18:46,942 --> 00:18:48,108 Do we care about that? 458 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,460 Well, silence is the enemy, 459 00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:51,129 and if she does this, she'll inspire others. 460 00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:52,964 That's a great point. People love bravery. 461 00:18:53,115 --> 00:18:54,523 Where are we on the MeToo backlash? 462 00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:56,134 It's over; we're now on the backlash to the backlash. 463 00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:57,635 Okay. What are we even talking about? 464 00:18:57,862 --> 00:19:00,880 All we have is one odd moment at the end of an interview. 465 00:19:01,032 --> 00:19:02,423 -And Gabby quit the show. -NICK: Okay. 466 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,291 What we're talking about is going after the guy, right? 467 00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:06,202 Put him in a room with me and a camera. 468 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,478 If we want him to talk, I'll get him to talk. 469 00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,129 Okay, what if we do that, and we get sued? 470 00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:10,648 By who, a Detroit public schoolteacher? Come on. 471 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:12,391 And what if we don't do it, and then it comes out? 472 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,044 Yes, the last thing I need is Ronan Farrow asking questions 473 00:19:15,062 --> 00:19:16,395 about what we knew and when we knew it. 474 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,063 Yeah, and I'll fight Ronan Farrow every day-- 475 00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:20,307 The man still works here! 476 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,977 Pro: we go after him, he gets fired. 477 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,997 I find this whole conversation disgusting. 478 00:19:26,224 --> 00:19:29,892 Sure, yes, but should we do it or not? 479 00:19:29,911 --> 00:19:31,985 It should be up to Gabby. 480 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:36,248 ♪ 481 00:19:36,401 --> 00:19:38,918 We were babies in high school. 482 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,161 We ate Lucky Charms with chocolate milk. 483 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,346 We didn't know how to do taxes. 484 00:19:42,573 --> 00:19:44,998 We drew little doodles on each other's shoes 485 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,075 at lunchtime. 486 00:19:46,093 --> 00:19:49,094 I still don't really get taxes. 487 00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:52,005 Look, I'm not gonna tell you what to do about Mr. A. 488 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,674 or the show, 489 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,010 but I'm gonna ask you to just forgive yourself, 490 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,422 because it's not your fault. 491 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,032 And I really don't want to see this guy 492 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:04,851 take dance away from you again. 493 00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:06,871 I don't know what to do. 494 00:20:07,022 --> 00:20:09,765 That's okay. Maybe we can take a baby step. 495 00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:13,044 You know, you choreographed something incredible today. 496 00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:15,955 How about we go watch those kids dance? 497 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,882 How many weddings have I referred you for? 498 00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:20,251 No, no. How many funerals, Larry? 499 00:20:20,478 --> 00:20:22,445 Oh, okay, how about that community theater production 500 00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:24,055 of Carousel, huh? "You'll Never Walk Alone"? 501 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,723 Well, I'm walking alone right now. 502 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,708 Larry, how could you do this? 503 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,636 I don't--we're done. 504 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,587 Ah! 505 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,214 DANTE: Simon? 506 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:39,979 Um... so my dove guy is having an abscessed tooth removed, 507 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,814 but you know what? Not to worry. 508 00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:44,075 Everything else is sailing along. 509 00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:46,077 I've arranged for the dancers to arrive from the stages. 510 00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:47,245 They're learning the choreo now. 511 00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,080 I've already cleared the song. 512 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,990 The streamer cannons are coming in an hour. 513 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,324 Zoe Washington has no idea, 514 00:20:52,477 --> 00:20:55,253 but it's gonna be the best day of her life. 515 00:20:55,329 --> 00:20:57,830 And the worst day of Larry's. 516 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,148 How's it going? I don't know. 517 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,925 I know this all just kinda seems like a lot. 518 00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:02,668 I mean, what if you do all this, 519 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,320 and then Zoe still says no? 520 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:07,339 You think she's gonna say no? She said she liked me. 521 00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:09,249 Well, how do you know she meant it, hmm? 522 00:21:09,343 --> 00:21:11,160 Well, what if she changed her mind and didn't tell you? 523 00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:12,511 And then when you told her that you broke up with the girl 524 00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,014 that you were seeing, she didn't seem to care, 525 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,849 even though she's the one that told her mom 526 00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,425 that she loved you. What the... 527 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,336 Zoe told her mom she loved me? 528 00:21:20,429 --> 00:21:22,280 SIMON: Okay, Reggie, Reggie, I know you're struggling, 529 00:21:22,431 --> 00:21:23,614 but you're freaking him out, okay? 530 00:21:23,841 --> 00:21:25,265 So listen. 531 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,009 Maybe we're just gonna focus on somebody else's narrative. 532 00:21:27,178 --> 00:21:28,677 You might learn something, okay? 533 00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:29,845 Yeah. 534 00:21:29,905 --> 00:21:31,347 Zoe's gonna say yes, though, right? 535 00:21:31,365 --> 00:21:33,182 Yeah, absolutely. I'm six for six on proposals. 536 00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:34,775 Now, I need your hat size. 537 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,685 PAULA: Did you know that every other producer 538 00:21:36,704 --> 00:21:37,853 is together right now, 539 00:21:37,946 --> 00:21:39,188 deciding the future of the show, 540 00:21:39,206 --> 00:21:43,192 and I am stuck here in detention with you? 541 00:21:43,194 --> 00:21:46,545 You should go. I won't tell anybody. 542 00:21:46,714 --> 00:21:48,639 Shut up. 543 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,571 (Gnarls Barkley's "Run (I'm a Natural Disaster)") 544 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,166 ♪ 545 00:22:15,317 --> 00:22:16,742 ALLY: Whoa, hey, hey! Hey! 546 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,894 ♪ 547 00:22:18,913 --> 00:22:22,581 -What are you doing? -Ah! 548 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,842 God, I hate dancers. 549 00:22:25,069 --> 00:22:26,752 Can you not... 550 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,512 Whoa. Hello! 551 00:22:28,739 --> 00:22:30,997 We do not have access to that property or permission! 552 00:22:31,092 --> 00:22:32,908 Thank you. 553 00:22:32,927 --> 00:22:34,185 Hey--all right, take it easy. 554 00:22:34,412 --> 00:22:35,853 Oh, you can't get on the tables! 555 00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:39,005 ♪ 556 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,100 Whoa, we haven't--no, we have a... 557 00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:43,510 TV show. Save it for the camera. 558 00:22:43,588 --> 00:22:45,938 Okay, you know what? Who are you trying to impress? 559 00:22:46,107 --> 00:22:48,090 It's just us! 560 00:22:48,109 --> 00:22:49,258 Seriously, what are you doing right now? 561 00:22:49,351 --> 00:22:51,017 Doesn't even make sense. You're just wasted. 562 00:22:51,112 --> 00:22:52,370 This is so annoying. 563 00:22:52,521 --> 00:22:54,538 Oh, look at me. I have arms and legs. 564 00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:55,764 I can dance. 565 00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:58,692 That's really badass, actually. 566 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,695 No, no, stop. I can't. 567 00:23:01,789 --> 00:23:04,531 Okay, all right. 568 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:07,033 SINGER: ♪ No time for question asking ♪ 569 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,535 ♪ Time is passing by, all right ♪ 570 00:23:08,629 --> 00:23:10,129 ♪ You can't win, child, we've all tried to ♪ 571 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,965 ♪ You've been lied to 572 00:23:13,117 --> 00:23:15,284 Hey! Paula's in the wind! 573 00:23:15,453 --> 00:23:18,287 So exciting to finally meet you two. 574 00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:21,473 How do you feel about your mom being on the show? 575 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,143 -Pretty embarrassed. -Can we talk about the guitar? 576 00:23:24,295 --> 00:23:25,903 I don't think now is the time to talk about the guitar. 577 00:23:26,054 --> 00:23:27,220 What guitar? 578 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,389 Mom's selling all of Dad's stuff. 579 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,075 First, it was his Bulls jersey, 580 00:23:31,226 --> 00:23:33,226 then his ergonomic office chair. 581 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:34,912 And now it's his guitar. 582 00:23:35,063 --> 00:23:37,415 I mean, it's like she's trying to erase him. 583 00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:39,065 I just think that, if he wanted those things, 584 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,233 he would have taken them with him, 585 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,477 so can we please get... 586 00:23:41,495 --> 00:23:42,903 -Why... -Back to the interview? 587 00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:44,329 -Are you like this? -Like what? 588 00:23:44,482 --> 00:23:46,406 SOPHIA: I mean, the second that he left, 589 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,333 you've turned into this weird eBay robot. 590 00:23:48,502 --> 00:23:50,911 Have you even stopped to be sad? 591 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,655 That's a fair question, Julia. 592 00:23:52,673 --> 00:23:55,266 How do you feel about your husband's absence? 593 00:23:55,493 --> 00:23:56,767 Whose side are you on, Wayne? 594 00:23:56,994 --> 00:23:58,418 I'm on the side of honesty. 595 00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:00,329 It sounds like your daughters are looking 596 00:24:00,422 --> 00:24:02,731 for a real emotional connection with you. 597 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,338 Okay, well, the honest answer is, I can't afford to be sad. 598 00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:12,616 Kevin left, and someone has to be the adult, and that is me. 599 00:24:15,346 --> 00:24:17,029 -Olivia, sweetheart-- -No. 600 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,497 -Please just do this interview. -No. 601 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,711 Got what you needed? Great. 602 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,710 Evan, we're five minutes out, man. What's going on? 603 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,028 I'm gonna make a fool of myself. 604 00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:34,972 -What if she says no? -Wait just a second. 605 00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:36,140 -Do you like this girl? -Yeah. 606 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,641 Do you think about her all the time? 607 00:24:37,793 --> 00:24:39,310 Yeah, even in calculus. 608 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:42,204 -And that's a thing because-- -I love calculus, yeah. 609 00:24:42,297 --> 00:24:43,481 Right, right, right, 610 00:24:43,632 --> 00:24:45,207 and would you do anything to make her happy? 611 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,875 -Yes. -And does she love flash mobs? 612 00:24:46,894 --> 00:24:47,968 -I think so? -And tap dancing. 613 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,378 I guess? 614 00:24:49,396 --> 00:24:51,063 Then you gotta try, man. Come on, you gotta try. 615 00:24:51,215 --> 00:24:52,898 Okay, okay. 616 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,067 Now, come on, man. Let's go! 617 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,328 Come on! Get your head in the game. 618 00:24:57,479 --> 00:25:00,981 So the scary bee is supposed to represent Paula 619 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,315 in some way, or-- 620 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:03,984 It's a murder hornet, Al, and it's an inside joke 621 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,503 between us, and you know what? 622 00:25:05,730 --> 00:25:07,563 She's gonna love it. Just trust me, all right? 623 00:25:07,614 --> 00:25:09,489 -AL: All right. -Hey, would you do me a favor? 624 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,825 Can you get me a cup of fresh water? 625 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,993 -Okay. -Thank you. 626 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,512 That would mean a lot to me. 627 00:25:14,663 --> 00:25:16,496 Sure. 628 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,906 Al, you're a good man. 629 00:25:17,925 --> 00:25:19,908 You're gonna find somebody that loves you one day. 630 00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:21,910 AL: Thank you. 631 00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:23,746 Oh, Mike. Thank God I found you. 632 00:25:23,839 --> 00:25:27,024 -Oh, hello, stranger. -I have to tell you something. 633 00:25:27,175 --> 00:25:28,341 I used to work in restructuring. 634 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,860 We're doing trivia. Cool. 635 00:25:30,087 --> 00:25:31,103 I used to have a pet hamster named Teriyaki, 636 00:25:31,255 --> 00:25:32,696 but then my cat ate it. 637 00:25:32,848 --> 00:25:35,274 No, please listen. I worked for an auto company. 638 00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:37,109 And I had to identify inefficiencies 639 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,261 and then make the appropriate cuts. 640 00:25:39,263 --> 00:25:41,113 Whoa. What are you talking about? 641 00:25:41,265 --> 00:25:42,706 Hey, you can't be in here. 642 00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:45,209 -Which auto company, Paula? -Mike, I'm sorry, It was me. 643 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,877 I'm the one that fired you. 644 00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:48,604 Go. 645 00:25:48,697 --> 00:25:50,697 (soft music) 646 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,699 Surprise. 647 00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:54,385 ♪ 648 00:25:58,616 --> 00:26:00,891 -(bell ringing) -Places, places, crown. 649 00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:02,451 Places, everybody! 650 00:26:02,544 --> 00:26:04,970 Less chit-chat, more places. Go, go, go. 651 00:26:05,122 --> 00:26:07,231 Hi, smiles. You ready? 652 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:10,383 All right, let's do this. She's here, she's here. 653 00:26:10,477 --> 00:26:13,295 Zoe Washington, there's something you should know! 654 00:26:13,314 --> 00:26:14,797 (Carly Rae Jepsen's "I Really Like You") 655 00:26:14,890 --> 00:26:16,073 What is this? 656 00:26:16,224 --> 00:26:18,224 Hey, go now. Come on, man. 657 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:22,663 ♪ 658 00:26:25,826 --> 00:26:27,492 SINGER: ♪ I really wanna stop 659 00:26:27,645 --> 00:26:29,828 ♪ But I just got the taste for it ♪ 660 00:26:29,980 --> 00:26:33,832 ♪ I feel like I could fly with the boy on the moon ♪ 661 00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:35,334 ♪ So honey, hold my hand 662 00:26:35,486 --> 00:26:37,595 ♪ You like making me wait for it ♪ 663 00:26:37,746 --> 00:26:41,599 ♪ I feel like I could die walking up to the room ♪ 664 00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:46,437 ♪ Oh, yeah, late night watching television ♪ 665 00:26:46,513 --> 00:26:50,182 ♪ But how'd we get in this position? ♪ 666 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:56,447 ♪ It's way too soon, I know this isn't love ♪ 667 00:26:56,598 --> 00:26:58,523 ♪ But I need to tell you something ♪ 668 00:26:58,676 --> 00:27:01,434 ♪ I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 669 00:27:01,528 --> 00:27:02,678 ♪ Really like you 670 00:27:02,696 --> 00:27:05,105 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 671 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,515 ♪ Do you want me, too? 672 00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:09,201 ♪ I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 673 00:27:09,353 --> 00:27:11,186 ♪ Really like you 674 00:27:11,205 --> 00:27:13,021 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 675 00:27:13,115 --> 00:27:14,114 ♪ Do you want me, too? 676 00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:17,376 ♪ Oh, did I say too much? 677 00:27:17,528 --> 00:27:22,288 ♪ I'm so in my head when we're out of touch ♪ 678 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,958 ♪ I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 679 00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:26,626 ♪ Really like you 680 00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,704 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 681 00:27:28,797 --> 00:27:32,040 ♪ Do you want me, too? Who gave you eyes like that? ♪ 682 00:27:32,134 --> 00:27:33,876 ♪ Said you could keep them 683 00:27:33,894 --> 00:27:37,655 ♪ I don't know how to act or if I should be leaving ♪ 684 00:27:37,882 --> 00:27:41,808 ♪ I'm running out of time, going out of my mind ♪ 685 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,161 ♪ I need to tell you something ♪ 686 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:50,668 ♪ Yeah, I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 687 00:27:50,819 --> 00:27:51,910 ♪ Really like you 688 00:27:52,062 --> 00:27:54,079 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 689 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,506 ♪ Do you want me, too? 690 00:27:55,733 --> 00:27:58,676 ♪ I really, really, really, really, really ♪ 691 00:27:58,827 --> 00:28:00,344 ♪ Really like you 692 00:28:00,571 --> 00:28:02,087 ♪ And I want you, do you want me? ♪ 693 00:28:02,256 --> 00:28:04,573 ♪ Do you want me, too? 694 00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:09,269 Zoe, will you go to homecoming with me? 695 00:28:13,434 --> 00:28:14,933 -Yes. -Yeah? 696 00:28:15,085 --> 00:28:16,009 -Oh, my God! -Yeah! 697 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,602 Yeah, I told you, boy! 698 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:21,014 That's what I'm talking about. I told you she'd say yeah. 699 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,868 Seven for seven. Go. 700 00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:27,162 Can I hug you? 701 00:28:28,449 --> 00:28:29,948 Okay, Paula, let's share your news with Mike 702 00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:31,450 as though for the first time. 703 00:28:31,602 --> 00:28:34,336 Mike, pretend to act surprised please. 704 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,564 Go ahead. 705 00:28:37,566 --> 00:28:40,108 Mike, you and I worked at the same company, 706 00:28:40,127 --> 00:28:43,111 and it was my job to identify inefficiencies. 707 00:28:43,205 --> 00:28:45,797 Ha, inefficiencies. 708 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,374 You know what I remember about the day that I got laid off? 709 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,227 I went into work on a Tuesday. 710 00:28:50,378 --> 00:28:52,229 I was told that I had 30 minutes 711 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,381 to clear out the station that I worked for 12 years. 712 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,809 -Hmm. -MIKE: I drove home in a daze. 713 00:28:57,962 --> 00:28:59,177 Paige was not home, 714 00:28:59,329 --> 00:29:02,147 but when she got back, I was laid out on the couch. 715 00:29:02,299 --> 00:29:04,074 Couldn't move. Couldn't speak. 716 00:29:04,301 --> 00:29:07,393 I went from being someone with respect, and power, 717 00:29:07,562 --> 00:29:12,374 and responsibilities to a throw pillow in one day. 718 00:29:15,162 --> 00:29:18,146 And the most evil part about it 719 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,926 is that nobody even cared to check in on me. 720 00:29:23,078 --> 00:29:24,336 (soft music) 721 00:29:24,488 --> 00:29:26,746 Yeah, it was the worst day of my whole life, 722 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,491 and it's because of her. 723 00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:32,102 NICK: Wow. 724 00:29:32,329 --> 00:29:32,919 You know, I'm good here. 725 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,087 NICK: All right, Mike, 726 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,831 we got a couple more questions here, buddy. 727 00:29:35,849 --> 00:29:37,483 -Let's-- -MIKE: We're done. 728 00:29:47,694 --> 00:29:50,529 (Daughter's "Youth") 729 00:29:50,697 --> 00:29:54,291 ♪ 730 00:29:54,518 --> 00:30:00,038 SINGER: ♪ Shadows settle on the place that you left ♪ 731 00:30:00,207 --> 00:30:05,636 ♪ Our minds are troubled by the emptiness ♪ 732 00:30:05,787 --> 00:30:11,457 ♪ Setting fire to our insides for fun ♪ 733 00:30:11,552 --> 00:30:17,297 ♪ Collecting names of the lovers that went wrong ♪ 734 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,542 ♪ The lovers that went wrong 735 00:30:20,561 --> 00:30:25,730 ♪ 736 00:30:25,883 --> 00:30:31,161 ♪ We are the reckless, we are the wild youth ♪ 737 00:30:31,388 --> 00:30:34,814 ♪ Chasing visions of our futures ♪ 738 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,817 Gabby, you choreographed this? 739 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:40,003 It's exquisite. 740 00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:43,489 SINGER: ♪ One day, we'll reveal the truth ♪ 741 00:30:43,567 --> 00:30:46,844 ♪ That one will die before he gets there ♪ 742 00:30:46,995 --> 00:30:50,405 ♪ 743 00:30:50,498 --> 00:30:53,241 ♪ And if you're still bleeding ♪ 744 00:30:53,335 --> 00:30:55,668 ♪ You're the lucky ones 745 00:30:55,762 --> 00:30:58,338 We were just babies. 746 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,839 SINGER: ♪ Collecting pictures from the flood ♪ 747 00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:02,100 ♪ That wrecked our home 748 00:31:02,252 --> 00:31:06,846 ♪ It was a flood that wrecked this home ♪ 749 00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:09,091 ♪ 750 00:31:09,184 --> 00:31:11,869 ♪ And you caused it 751 00:31:11,945 --> 00:31:15,113 ♪ 752 00:31:15,265 --> 00:31:17,599 ♪ And you caused it 753 00:31:17,692 --> 00:31:21,879 ♪ 754 00:31:22,030 --> 00:31:23,714 ♪ And you caused it 755 00:31:23,941 --> 00:31:26,550 ♪ 756 00:31:26,627 --> 00:31:28,627 What do you want to do? 757 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,536 ♪ 758 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:35,951 SINGER: ♪ Well, I've lost it all, I'm just a silhouette ♪ 759 00:31:36,044 --> 00:31:42,140 ♪ And if you're in love, then you are the lucky one ♪ 760 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,126 ♪ 'Cause most of us are bitter ♪ 761 00:31:44,144 --> 00:31:45,569 Never seen this place so empty. 762 00:31:45,796 --> 00:31:47,129 Yeah, yeah I know. 763 00:31:47,222 --> 00:31:48,980 Everybody went to do some flash mob thing. 764 00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:50,240 I don't know, but I would really like 765 00:31:50,467 --> 00:31:51,983 to take care of this, if we could. 766 00:31:52,136 --> 00:31:54,411 Wow, do you mind? 767 00:31:54,562 --> 00:31:56,580 Yeah, yeah, of course. It's what we're here for. 768 00:31:56,731 --> 00:31:58,749 She is beautiful. 769 00:31:58,976 --> 00:32:00,158 Would you believe my husband 770 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,644 only knew how to play three songs? 771 00:32:02,663 --> 00:32:04,254 Let me guess, "Blackbird." 772 00:32:04,481 --> 00:32:05,422 You got it. 773 00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:09,593 And "Free Falling," and weirdly, the "Macarena." 774 00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:11,911 The "Macarena." 775 00:32:12,005 --> 00:32:14,005 Well, that is a shame. 776 00:32:14,158 --> 00:32:15,748 A guitar like this deserves to be played. 777 00:32:15,768 --> 00:32:18,176 I mean, really played. 778 00:32:18,253 --> 00:32:21,680 (strumming bluesy riff) 779 00:32:21,832 --> 00:32:24,833 That's a really interesting tattoo that you have, too. 780 00:32:24,851 --> 00:32:25,834 -Oh, this? -JULIA: Yeah. 781 00:32:25,927 --> 00:32:27,927 Is that a snake or something? 782 00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:30,614 You want to see the rest of it? 783 00:32:30,841 --> 00:32:32,007 Okay. 784 00:32:32,025 --> 00:32:34,526 Check this out. 785 00:32:34,678 --> 00:32:37,329 (upbeat music) 786 00:32:38,365 --> 00:32:40,532 -You have a really nice... -Tattoo? 787 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:43,702 Body. 788 00:32:43,854 --> 00:32:45,870 So do you. 789 00:32:46,023 --> 00:32:53,136 ♪ 790 00:33:02,982 --> 00:33:04,372 -Guess what? -What? 791 00:33:04,391 --> 00:33:06,799 I'm gonna record us having sex without you knowing 792 00:33:06,893 --> 00:33:08,652 and put it on the Internet. 793 00:33:11,048 --> 00:33:14,883 Yeah, I love it. How much do you want for it? 794 00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:16,901 I-I-I can't. 795 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:19,738 I can't do you--thing--this--this. 796 00:33:19,814 --> 00:33:21,239 Sell the guitar. I just--I can't. 797 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,058 I'm really sorry for wasting your time. 798 00:33:23,076 --> 00:33:24,743 No, it's no worries, okay? 799 00:33:24,895 --> 00:33:26,837 Yeah, sorry. 800 00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:34,136 ♪ 801 00:33:41,094 --> 00:33:43,002 Hey, teach. 802 00:33:43,096 --> 00:33:44,246 Had a little snafu this morning. 803 00:33:44,264 --> 00:33:45,914 We gotta do your interview again. 804 00:33:45,932 --> 00:33:48,025 Can you believe we left the lens cap on? 805 00:33:48,101 --> 00:33:49,509 -You what? -NICK: Only take a minute. 806 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,511 Guys, come on in. 807 00:33:51,679 --> 00:33:54,031 Yeah. 808 00:33:54,258 --> 00:33:57,492 Is that Chinese? It smells great. 809 00:34:00,781 --> 00:34:02,430 Hey, you ready to do this? 810 00:34:02,524 --> 00:34:05,691 Anything you say right now is fair game. 811 00:34:05,786 --> 00:34:08,694 I know. I want to. 812 00:34:08,789 --> 00:34:11,531 All right, do your thing. 813 00:34:11,608 --> 00:34:14,109 ♪ 814 00:34:14,202 --> 00:34:16,702 Gabby, is everything okay? 815 00:34:16,797 --> 00:34:19,281 ♪ 816 00:34:19,374 --> 00:34:21,040 I was ashamed for a long time 817 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,802 about what happened between us, 818 00:34:23,954 --> 00:34:25,804 but you know what? 819 00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:28,047 It wasn't my fault. 820 00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:30,233 You slept with me when I was still a student, 821 00:34:30,385 --> 00:34:33,478 a teenager who trusted her teacher. 822 00:34:33,630 --> 00:34:36,055 You made me believe you cared about me, 823 00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:37,223 but when I got pregnant, you disappeared. 824 00:34:37,392 --> 00:34:40,077 -Gabby... -I'm--no, I'm going to finish. 825 00:34:40,304 --> 00:34:42,137 This is my time to speak. 826 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:43,896 I didn't say anything before, 827 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:46,399 because I felt stupid and ashamed, 828 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,477 but I'd hate if my silence let you think that that was okay, 829 00:34:49,479 --> 00:34:53,256 or worse, gave you the chance to do that to some other girl. 830 00:34:53,408 --> 00:34:55,074 I can't change the last seven years, 831 00:34:55,168 --> 00:34:56,501 but I can speak up now. 832 00:34:56,653 --> 00:34:59,003 I am done letting you make me feel small, 833 00:34:59,156 --> 00:35:03,767 because the truth is, I'm thriving. 834 00:35:03,918 --> 00:35:07,011 I love my son. I love me. 835 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:10,014 I love what is in my future. 836 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:12,000 And you are not a part of it. 837 00:35:12,002 --> 00:35:18,356 ♪ 838 00:35:18,525 --> 00:35:19,841 (microwave dings) 839 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:21,952 So you can either quit or be fired. 840 00:35:22,103 --> 00:35:24,621 Either way, this is going on television. 841 00:35:24,772 --> 00:35:27,849 ♪ 842 00:35:27,851 --> 00:35:29,684 Oops. 843 00:35:29,777 --> 00:35:31,503 ♪ 844 00:35:36,026 --> 00:35:37,025 We never really liked Paula anyway. 845 00:35:37,118 --> 00:35:38,376 Yeah, she was too pretty. 846 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:41,120 Pretty, good personality, and can dance? 847 00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,047 I was always suspicious. 848 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,867 (soft music playing on speakers) 849 00:35:45,886 --> 00:35:52,390 ♪ 850 00:35:52,542 --> 00:35:55,043 Mike, can I talk to you privately? 851 00:35:55,061 --> 00:35:55,986 I mean, anything you want to say, 852 00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:58,321 you know, you can say it right here. 853 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,715 ♪ 854 00:36:00,808 --> 00:36:03,660 Okay. 855 00:36:03,811 --> 00:36:05,904 I grew up poor, 856 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:09,649 and I made it to college thanks to scholarships. 857 00:36:09,743 --> 00:36:11,001 And I majored in business 858 00:36:11,152 --> 00:36:13,411 because I thought that's where the good jobs were. 859 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:17,823 And when I graduated, I got a job in restructuring, 860 00:36:17,992 --> 00:36:20,493 and you know, I was good at it. 861 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,587 And it felt really good to earn a paycheck every month. 862 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,906 And if I ever thought about the people that got laid off 863 00:36:24,999 --> 00:36:26,183 because of me, 864 00:36:26,334 --> 00:36:29,744 I just told myself that they'd get another job. 865 00:36:29,837 --> 00:36:31,003 ANTHONY: It's true. 866 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:33,264 I could always deliver packages. 867 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:36,418 I heard you get to pee in your car. 868 00:36:36,436 --> 00:36:38,102 If it makes you feel any better, 869 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:40,012 I got fired as soon as my cancer treatment 870 00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:41,847 got in the way of my work. 871 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,608 -That sucks. -ANTHONY: Okay, sure, 872 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:49,372 but her firing and our firing feel different somehow. 873 00:36:49,524 --> 00:36:51,875 Hey, maybe we should ask her driver what he thinks. 874 00:36:52,102 --> 00:36:54,285 Come on. She didn't invent capitalism. 875 00:36:54,362 --> 00:36:55,995 It's not just capitalism, Joel. 876 00:36:56,106 --> 00:36:57,622 It's 40 years of free market fundamentalism 877 00:36:57,774 --> 00:36:59,274 coupled with deregulation, 878 00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:01,051 based on the flawed neoliberal principle 879 00:37:01,202 --> 00:37:02,293 of the so-called "invisible hand." 880 00:37:02,446 --> 00:37:03,795 What's any of that got to do with her? 881 00:37:03,947 --> 00:37:05,222 She fired us. 882 00:37:05,449 --> 00:37:07,799 Look, what happened to you guys was not fair, 883 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,393 and I am sorry. 884 00:37:10,545 --> 00:37:11,895 I'm sorry, Mike, 885 00:37:12,122 --> 00:37:14,639 and if you never want to talk to me again, 886 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:20,628 I understand, but I like you. 887 00:37:20,722 --> 00:37:22,313 You make me laugh. 888 00:37:22,466 --> 00:37:24,816 And when I'm around you, I feel like I can breathe again, 889 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:28,136 and I would really... 890 00:37:28,229 --> 00:37:30,138 I would really like a chance 891 00:37:30,156 --> 00:37:32,474 to try and make this work. 892 00:37:32,567 --> 00:37:34,751 ♪ 893 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,812 I'm sorry, Paula. 894 00:37:37,831 --> 00:37:38,980 I can't. 895 00:37:38,999 --> 00:37:41,758 ♪ 896 00:37:41,985 --> 00:37:43,242 That's all right. 897 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:50,225 ♪ 898 00:38:00,337 --> 00:38:02,612 Let's get more drinks, huh? 899 00:38:02,764 --> 00:38:03,688 Um, excuse me. 900 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,948 Where have you been all day? 901 00:38:05,175 --> 00:38:06,841 You missed my flash mob. 902 00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:08,343 I heard. 903 00:38:08,361 --> 00:38:12,330 Oh, it was not easy. Check it out. 904 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,035 Oh, my God. 905 00:38:17,187 --> 00:38:20,038 Look what you did. How was I not in this? 906 00:38:20,190 --> 00:38:21,965 It was an inspired day. 907 00:38:22,150 --> 00:38:23,708 Well, you made this kid's dreams come true. 908 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,451 Yeah. And, uh, 909 00:38:25,545 --> 00:38:29,864 we learned the value of a gesture, right, Reggie? 910 00:38:29,883 --> 00:38:31,641 Right, Simon. 911 00:38:31,868 --> 00:38:34,052 Gabby, hey, come in. 912 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:35,887 So I just got off the phone with Legal. 913 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,981 They're not gonna air it. 914 00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:39,482 -What? -Yeah. 915 00:38:39,709 --> 00:38:41,059 They don't want to touch anything involving the teacher. 916 00:38:41,227 --> 00:38:43,320 -It's a liability thing. -But that was my moment. 917 00:38:43,547 --> 00:38:44,546 -I know. -GABBY: I had a whole thing, 918 00:38:44,564 --> 00:38:47,065 a whole "it's my time to speak" thing. 919 00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:48,883 I know you did, and look, you nailed it. 920 00:38:48,902 --> 00:38:50,385 It was great television, 921 00:38:50,403 --> 00:38:52,495 and also, I imagine, emotionally cathartic. 922 00:38:52,572 --> 00:38:54,722 Yeah, yeah. 923 00:38:54,816 --> 00:38:55,740 (sighs) 924 00:38:55,909 --> 00:38:57,500 (warm music) 925 00:38:57,727 --> 00:38:59,819 Yeah, incredibly. 926 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,230 ♪ 927 00:39:02,248 --> 00:39:04,341 Look, here's the thing. People are awful. 928 00:39:04,492 --> 00:39:06,009 You know, you would have had Internet wackadoos 929 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,252 coming out of the woodwork, 930 00:39:08,405 --> 00:39:10,738 and you did get him fired, you know? 931 00:39:10,832 --> 00:39:12,832 ♪ 932 00:39:12,926 --> 00:39:16,594 Yeah, that is something. 933 00:39:16,746 --> 00:39:22,083 ♪ 934 00:39:22,085 --> 00:39:25,344 Hey, Alan, is Nick available? 935 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,179 I saw one of his cameras shooting me from below, 936 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,607 which is not on my list of approved angles. 937 00:39:29,684 --> 00:39:30,700 Gabby's in there right now, 938 00:39:30,927 --> 00:39:32,443 so you can go in after she gets done. 939 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,779 Ugh. What's Gabby in there for? 940 00:39:34,931 --> 00:39:37,782 They decided not to run the story with the teacher, so... 941 00:39:37,951 --> 00:39:40,543 What story with the teacher? 942 00:39:40,695 --> 00:39:43,621 -Did--I don't think I-- -BRITTNEY: What story... 943 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,623 Alan? 944 00:39:45,792 --> 00:39:47,700 What story? 945 00:39:47,794 --> 00:39:49,869 You're so close to my face. 946 00:39:49,963 --> 00:39:57,060 ♪ 947 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,740 (melancholy music) 948 00:40:27,834 --> 00:40:34,639 ♪ 949 00:40:37,343 --> 00:40:40,995 Mom? 950 00:40:41,088 --> 00:40:43,681 I didn't mean to act like I was erasing your dad. 951 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:45,942 -I didn't. -I know. 952 00:40:46,169 --> 00:40:47,001 What's happening? 953 00:40:47,094 --> 00:40:48,611 Mom's crying. 954 00:40:48,763 --> 00:40:50,596 Finally. 955 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:56,027 ♪ 956 00:40:56,179 --> 00:40:59,438 He left us, and I don't know why. 957 00:40:59,532 --> 00:41:02,441 And we don't have enough money, and it's such a shock, 958 00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:04,852 and I'm so worried about you guys. 959 00:41:04,871 --> 00:41:06,537 I know, Mom. 960 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,465 (Big Star's "Thirteen") 961 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,467 I do miss him. 962 00:41:10,618 --> 00:41:12,618 SINGER: ♪ Won't you let me walk you home from school? ♪ 963 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,787 -Me too. -I'm sorry. 964 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,622 Me too. 965 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:23,554 SINGER: ♪ Won't you let me meet you at the pool? ♪ 966 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,966 ♪ 967 00:41:27,134 --> 00:41:30,895 ♪ Maybe Friday I can 968 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:36,901 ♪ Get tickets for the dance 969 00:41:37,053 --> 00:41:39,812 Sammy, can you come downstairs please? 970 00:41:39,906 --> 00:41:44,817 SINGER: ♪ And I'll take you 971 00:41:44,911 --> 00:41:47,578 ♪ Ooh-hoo 972 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,230 We're having cake. 973 00:41:49,323 --> 00:41:52,917 -No plates? -No, we're going wild. 974 00:41:52,994 --> 00:41:56,254 SINGER: ♪ Get off my back? 975 00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:57,663 Hey, so you know 976 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,258 how I told you your birth dad was an international spy? 977 00:42:00,426 --> 00:42:02,593 Yeah. 978 00:42:02,746 --> 00:42:04,428 Well, that wasn't true. 979 00:42:04,581 --> 00:42:07,006 I lied to you because I was embarrassed. 980 00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:10,585 But what I discovered is that 981 00:42:10,587 --> 00:42:12,529 secrets make you lonely, 982 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,606 and so I want you to know the truth, okay? 983 00:42:15,759 --> 00:42:18,926 Okay. 984 00:42:18,945 --> 00:42:22,038 The truth is, your birth dad was my teacher. 985 00:42:22,189 --> 00:42:24,023 Yeah, teachers aren't supposed to get together 986 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,709 with their students like that, 987 00:42:26,861 --> 00:42:28,527 but this one did. 988 00:42:28,696 --> 00:42:30,213 It wasn't right, 989 00:42:30,364 --> 00:42:32,123 but I want you to know that it doesn't change 990 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,458 how I feel about you. 991 00:42:34,611 --> 00:42:38,704 Hey, I love you the most it's possible to love someone, 992 00:42:38,798 --> 00:42:42,133 and that is permanent, okay? 993 00:42:42,302 --> 00:42:43,542 Okay. 994 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:47,063 You're probably gonna have questions about this, 995 00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:49,640 maybe tonight or maybe in the future, 996 00:42:49,793 --> 00:42:53,218 but I promise you I'll answer any question you have forever. 997 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:54,312 Okay? 998 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:58,608 SINGER: ♪ If it's no, then I can go ♪ 999 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,968 What kind of teacher was he? 1000 00:43:01,062 --> 00:43:04,897 SINGER: ♪ I won't make you 1001 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:09,493 English. He was an English teacher. 1002 00:43:09,662 --> 00:43:10,587 Okay. 1003 00:43:10,738 --> 00:43:16,509 ♪ 1004 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,931 (upbeat music) 1005 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:29,230 ♪