1 00:00:01,910 --> 00:00:04,819 (dramatic orchestral music) 2 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:12,052 ♪ 3 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,526 (music crescendos) 4 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:34,575 ♪ 5 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:37,852 -(thud) -(screams) 6 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:39,596 (hushed whispers) 7 00:00:39,615 --> 00:00:41,189 (gasping in pain) 8 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,541 Oh, my God, Monica. Are you okay? 9 00:00:42,692 --> 00:00:45,193 Oh, you'd just love it if I wasn't, wouldn't you, Yulia? 10 00:00:45,287 --> 00:00:46,787 DAVID: Give her some room, everyone! 11 00:00:46,939 --> 00:00:49,106 And get the medic! I'm here, Monica. 12 00:00:49,124 --> 00:00:50,382 -Where was the crash mat? -I don't know. 13 00:00:50,459 --> 00:00:51,884 The new stagehand must have forgotten to set it. 14 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,052 He's already fired, 15 00:00:53,295 --> 00:00:54,795 but I don't want you to worry about that now. 16 00:00:54,963 --> 00:00:55,962 No, no! Don't move! 17 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:59,141 I can still dance, I promise. I promise. 18 00:00:59,876 --> 00:01:01,310 Her knee is shattered. 19 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,472 (soft, sorrowful music) 20 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,958 ♪ 21 00:01:07,976 --> 00:01:10,644 Please...no. 22 00:01:10,796 --> 00:01:12,646 I've worked so hard. Please. 23 00:01:12,798 --> 00:01:13,739 I'm sorry, Monica. 24 00:01:13,924 --> 00:01:16,241 I'm so sorry. 25 00:01:16,393 --> 00:01:17,801 (sobs) 26 00:01:17,861 --> 00:01:19,244 (hip-hop orchestral melody) 27 00:01:19,396 --> 00:01:22,306 (crying) 28 00:01:22,474 --> 00:01:27,644 ♪ 29 00:01:27,663 --> 00:01:30,664 (music crescendos) 30 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,575 (subtle percussive beat) 31 00:01:33,669 --> 00:01:34,968 Dancers, gather around. 32 00:01:36,155 --> 00:01:38,430 We've asked a lot of you lately 33 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:40,748 to interpret one of the most challenging, 34 00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:42,267 iconic ballets in history... 35 00:01:42,419 --> 00:01:44,177 -(twinkling orchestral music) -Swan Lake. 36 00:01:44,330 --> 00:01:46,754 But if you want to be Swan Lake, 37 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,941 you need to see Swan Lake. 38 00:01:49,017 --> 00:01:50,183 That is why we're sending you to see 39 00:01:50,336 --> 00:01:52,853 one of the world's greatest ballet companies, 40 00:01:53,005 --> 00:01:55,522 the Ballet Précis, perform Swan Lake 41 00:01:55,674 --> 00:01:58,525 at their home theater in Chicago. 42 00:01:58,677 --> 00:02:01,361 That's right: road trip! 43 00:02:01,513 --> 00:02:03,847 Guys, guys, I need you to, uh, vamp for a second. 44 00:02:03,866 --> 00:02:04,848 We got a big surprise coming. 45 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:05,940 Uh, and this will also be 46 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,610 a homecoming of sorts for Monica. 47 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,612 She was a soloist at the Ballet Précis. 48 00:02:10,706 --> 00:02:13,357 Yes, such dear, dear friends. How I've missed them. 49 00:02:13,359 --> 00:02:15,025 NICK: Uh, Wayne, new line for you. 50 00:02:15,118 --> 00:02:16,135 "But this won't just be"... 51 00:02:16,286 --> 00:02:19,304 ...won't just be a research trip. 52 00:02:19,456 --> 00:02:20,806 You will also be performing... 53 00:02:20,957 --> 00:02:22,032 NICK: Part of our show for them. 54 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:25,051 Part of our show for them. 55 00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:27,962 -(hushed whispering) -What? What did you just say? 56 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:31,132 Uh, the performers of the Ballet Précis 57 00:02:31,226 --> 00:02:32,893 will be judging your performance. 58 00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:34,378 And if you impress them, 59 00:02:34,396 --> 00:02:36,655 there's a chance that you could drive away in style. 60 00:02:36,806 --> 00:02:38,490 -(grand music) -(group gasps) 61 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,052 Oh! 62 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:43,144 Did you know about this? 63 00:02:43,238 --> 00:02:45,555 Does my face look like I knew about this? 64 00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:47,166 Seriously, I would love a new car-- 65 00:02:47,317 --> 00:02:48,725 Yeah, you're not gonna get it, though. 66 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:49,910 But how can you pick a winner 67 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,837 if we're all supposed to work together? 68 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:53,505 Who cares? I want that convertible. 69 00:02:53,732 --> 00:02:55,916 -(lively music) -Uh... 70 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:57,825 Yeah, just go ahead. Take a look. 71 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:58,844 We'll be right back. 72 00:02:58,995 --> 00:03:01,513 -Excuse me. -(excited chatter) 73 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:02,739 What the hell was that? 74 00:03:02,908 --> 00:03:03,849 We go away for lunch and come back 75 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,409 and you're giving away a car! 76 00:03:05,427 --> 00:03:06,743 Yeah, word from Product Integration just came through 77 00:03:06,836 --> 00:03:08,336 half an hour ago. 78 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:10,004 -I mean, isn't this great? -Forget the bloody car. 79 00:03:10,082 --> 00:03:11,264 Performing in front of my old colleagues? 80 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,692 That's literally adding insult to injury. 81 00:03:13,843 --> 00:03:15,919 Plus, everyone is now obsessed with winning the car 82 00:03:15,938 --> 00:03:18,197 as opposed to focusing on their dancing. 83 00:03:18,348 --> 00:03:20,848 The show is about cooperation and inspiration! 84 00:03:20,943 --> 00:03:21,775 Yes, inspiration! 85 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:22,943 Look how inspired they are. 86 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:24,519 I got--I got a tear in my eye. 87 00:03:24,596 --> 00:03:26,112 Guys, this is really great news. 88 00:03:26,265 --> 00:03:27,781 No, an aneurysm would be great news. 89 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,282 You know what I think? 90 00:03:29,435 --> 00:03:31,601 I think you just don't want your cool ballet friends-- 91 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:32,860 there's a phrase I've never said before-- 92 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:34,104 to see our folks 93 00:03:34,122 --> 00:03:35,214 because you are embarrassed of them. 94 00:03:35,365 --> 00:03:37,031 No, I'm embarrassed for them. 95 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,717 Okay, why--why is that? 96 00:03:38,944 --> 00:03:39,943 Because once they see 97 00:03:39,962 --> 00:03:42,054 a real production of Swan Lake 98 00:03:42,205 --> 00:03:43,129 and then they have to dance 99 00:03:43,298 --> 00:03:45,340 in front of those same professionals, 100 00:03:45,451 --> 00:03:48,042 they'll finally see themselves for what they actually are: 101 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,044 a social club for the uncoordinated, 102 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,563 an army of left feet, 103 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:54,140 a rodeo of broken toys 104 00:03:54,293 --> 00:03:57,486 destined to perish in a fireball of humiliation. 105 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,814 (straw crackling) 106 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,200 Well, I'm excited for Chicago. 107 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:07,895 -(bell ringing) -MONICA: Six, seven, eight. 108 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:11,917 One, two, three, four. 109 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:15,145 Brittney, he's the evil wizard. He's beguiling the White Swan. 110 00:04:15,163 --> 00:04:17,238 But you want to break free. 111 00:04:17,316 --> 00:04:18,740 From the hot wizard? 112 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:20,667 No, thank you. 113 00:04:20,819 --> 00:04:22,335 (soft music) 114 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:24,170 GABBY: Am I excited to go to Chicago 115 00:04:24,323 --> 00:04:26,172 even though I'm an understudy and I won't get to perform, 116 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,933 so I won't have the chance to win a new car, 117 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:30,251 even though I totally need one? 118 00:04:30,387 --> 00:04:31,661 Sure, yeah? 119 00:04:31,830 --> 00:04:33,105 Can you do me a favor and say the whole thing again, 120 00:04:33,256 --> 00:04:35,682 except put "As a single mother" at the beginning? 121 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,001 What? No. What does that have to do with anything? 122 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:39,503 Just makes people invest. 123 00:04:39,596 --> 00:04:41,004 You know what? Never mind. We'll get it next time. 124 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:43,189 Uh, hey, so shadowing Brittney around all day. 125 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,449 -That must suck, huh? -Yup. 126 00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:45,675 Just like you wanted it to, Nick. 127 00:04:45,727 --> 00:04:47,268 But you know what? I'm dealing with it. 128 00:04:47,362 --> 00:04:48,102 I'm making it work. 129 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:49,454 For me. Making it work. 130 00:04:49,698 --> 00:04:51,272 It's just that some of us came here to work really hard, 131 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,183 while--while--I don't know-- others of us came here 132 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:54,776 apparently to perform sex acts 133 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,777 on each other in their trailers. 134 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,538 She said that? Interesting. 135 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:02,116 Okay, um, obviously some of us are working hard 136 00:05:02,194 --> 00:05:03,242 'cause we're the White Swan, 137 00:05:03,395 --> 00:05:05,545 and others of us came here to be haters 138 00:05:05,714 --> 00:05:07,288 and have genital warts. 139 00:05:07,382 --> 00:05:09,290 I'm sorry. Can you--can you say that again for me? 140 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,143 Nick, I don't want to be that girl... 141 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,312 -No. -...who tells everyone that... 142 00:05:13,463 --> 00:05:15,797 (raising voice) Gabby has venereal warts. 143 00:05:15,891 --> 00:05:16,964 So a little drama, huh, 144 00:05:17,059 --> 00:05:18,208 between Gabby and Brittney over you? 145 00:05:18,301 --> 00:05:20,710 [scoffs] Come on, man. That's not drama. 146 00:05:20,729 --> 00:05:24,230 Now, NFL locker room? Dra-ma. 147 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,474 Anyway, going to Chicago! 148 00:05:26,552 --> 00:05:28,051 I mean, I don't really need the car though. 149 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:29,328 I'm about to go embarrass myself 150 00:05:29,479 --> 00:05:30,662 in front of Ballet Précis. 151 00:05:30,889 --> 00:05:33,147 And I'm going to do all of it standing right next 152 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:36,409 to a woman who's having online intercourse with my husband. 153 00:05:36,562 --> 00:05:37,836 Free trip! 154 00:05:38,063 --> 00:05:40,263 (imitating race car noises) 155 00:05:40,265 --> 00:05:41,915 I'd love to win... this Mustang. 156 00:05:41,991 --> 00:05:45,993 Do I have to pay insurance? Or you guys cover that too? 157 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,846 Have you done entrechats before? 158 00:05:47,997 --> 00:05:49,848 You start from fifth. You jump in the air. 159 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:51,833 Like this. Un, deux, trois... 160 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,668 (counts indistinctly in French) 161 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,853 Let's be honest here. 162 00:05:55,004 --> 00:05:57,764 We all know who is going to win the car. 163 00:05:57,916 --> 00:06:00,100 Who is that Claude guy, really? 164 00:06:00,268 --> 00:06:02,343 I mean, where did he come from? 165 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:05,197 Listen, I'm a good dancer. I know that. 166 00:06:05,424 --> 00:06:08,258 But these are legit professionals. 167 00:06:08,276 --> 00:06:11,444 And I'm kind of... a disaster at ballet. 168 00:06:11,597 --> 00:06:13,930 Monica told me she thinks you have a ton of potential. 169 00:06:14,023 --> 00:06:15,115 For real? She said that? 170 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:17,191 NICK: Absolutely, yeah. Oh, hey... 171 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,026 I heard you don't talk to your family. 172 00:06:19,121 --> 00:06:22,029 -What's that about? -Um... 173 00:06:22,124 --> 00:06:23,273 I don't want to talk about my family. 174 00:06:23,366 --> 00:06:25,775 -Pretty simple. -NICK: It's totally simple. 175 00:06:25,869 --> 00:06:26,793 And I also read that your dad 176 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,202 runs a rain gutter installation business? 177 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,722 Yeah, it's called No Gutters, No Glory. 178 00:06:30,874 --> 00:06:32,039 -Ah. -And the only thing he cares 179 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,967 more about than that is the Detroit Lions. 180 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,977 Where do you fall on that list? 181 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,638 -Lower. -(wistful music) 182 00:06:38,790 --> 00:06:40,399 -Gotcha. -Mm-hmm. 183 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:43,402 How did he react when you came out? 184 00:06:43,553 --> 00:06:44,961 He kicked me out of the house. 185 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:46,738 NICK: And your mom? 186 00:06:47,816 --> 00:06:49,891 She passed away when I was a kid. 187 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,225 I'd like to keep her out of this. 188 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,911 Right; I think I read that they were divorced. 189 00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:55,062 Yeah, they were... 190 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,397 they were in the middle of all that when it happened. 191 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,750 My dad would never even see her when she was in hospice. 192 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:00,902 You know what? I don't need to tell any of you this. 193 00:07:00,996 --> 00:07:02,421 No, you don't. We got everything we need. 194 00:07:02,572 --> 00:07:03,480 Thanks, bud. 195 00:07:03,498 --> 00:07:05,239 That is a deep emotional wound. 196 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,000 And we're gonna rip it wide open. 197 00:07:07,152 --> 00:07:08,760 I need you to track down Justin's dad. 198 00:07:08,912 --> 00:07:09,836 Okay. 199 00:07:09,988 --> 00:07:10,837 And I need a Detroit Lions hat. 200 00:07:10,989 --> 00:07:12,822 I'll get us both one. 201 00:07:12,841 --> 00:07:14,157 Be a couple of lions on the hunt. 202 00:07:14,217 --> 00:07:15,583 (mimics lion snarling) 203 00:07:15,677 --> 00:07:17,752 EARL: Of course I didn't kick Justin out of the house 204 00:07:17,846 --> 00:07:19,104 because he's gay. 205 00:07:19,214 --> 00:07:21,255 No, the Lions were down by three. 206 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,832 They were going for a field goal. 207 00:07:22,851 --> 00:07:24,276 This kid walks in here. 208 00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:26,260 I mean, he's not even wearing his lucky hat. 209 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,781 -And he turns off the game. -Not in this house. 210 00:07:30,008 --> 00:07:31,357 And then he stops and he goes, 211 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:32,617 "Uh, Dad, 212 00:07:32,844 --> 00:07:35,287 I got something I gotta tell you." I'm like... 213 00:07:35,438 --> 00:07:37,180 Whoa, talk about off-sides. 214 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:39,532 -Man, tell me about it, man. -Right? It's like, bruh, 215 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,517 read the room. 216 00:07:40,644 --> 00:07:41,701 Yeah, lemme guess. They shanked it. 217 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,687 Oh, man, they hit the doggone upright, man. 218 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:44,704 -What? -EARL JR: You can't tell me 219 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,538 that's not connected. 220 00:07:45,691 --> 00:07:46,798 Man, that's connected, man. 221 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:47,799 -You gotta wear your hat. -NICK: But I'm sure-- 222 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,634 I'm sure you guys circled back, right? 223 00:07:49,786 --> 00:07:50,877 You made up. 224 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:52,529 You told him you support him and his sexuality. 225 00:07:52,547 --> 00:07:55,532 Look, I'm not interested in discussing anybody's sexuality 226 00:07:55,701 --> 00:07:56,641 here today, okay? 227 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,459 Sure, yeah. I get it. 228 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:01,480 Oh, hey, we're, uh--we're going on a trip, uh, to Chicago. 229 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:04,224 We're gonna perform in front of a professional ballet company. 230 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,375 And I know how much Justin misses you. 231 00:08:05,468 --> 00:08:07,277 He was really hoping you could be there. 232 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:09,212 He said that? 233 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:10,137 Sure, yeah. 234 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,324 -I mean, yep. -Yeah, well... 235 00:08:12,475 --> 00:08:15,385 You know, Justin could've come up here anytime to come see me. 236 00:08:15,403 --> 00:08:18,071 Now he expect me to drop everything and go to Chicago? 237 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,165 Who he think he is? Kanye? 238 00:08:20,316 --> 00:08:21,074 -EARL: Nah. -(phone ringing) 239 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,575 Ah, excuse me. I got a... 240 00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:23,727 -NICK: Yeah, we gotta get out-- -Business to run here. 241 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,579 -Let's wrap it up. -No Gutters, No Glory. 242 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,839 Our prices are water-tight 243 00:08:28,032 --> 00:08:29,916 and our service is unbe-leaf-able." 244 00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:30,992 Oh, hey! Um, sorry. 245 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,177 I forgot to mention 246 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:35,071 uh, another one of our contestants is Reggie Sadler. 247 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:36,348 -Reggie Sadler? -Mm-hmm. 248 00:08:36,499 --> 00:08:37,907 Of the Lions? 249 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:40,101 Yeah. He loves meeting the fans. 250 00:08:43,431 --> 00:08:44,839 I don't know why we're having 251 00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:46,007 costume fittings if we're not wearing costumes in Chicago. 252 00:08:46,142 --> 00:08:47,025 I don't know, maybe they just 253 00:08:47,176 --> 00:08:48,676 need to take our measurements-- 254 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,677 That was invasive. Seriously. 255 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,271 I've had friendlier mammograms. 256 00:08:51,423 --> 00:08:52,589 Yeah, I'm not doing this. 257 00:08:52,682 --> 00:08:53,681 Hey, hey. 258 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,276 What's up? 259 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:59,020 I told you I had cancer, but what I didn't tell you 260 00:08:59,114 --> 00:09:01,114 is that I also had a double mastectomy. 261 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:03,858 And then I got breast implants. 262 00:09:04,527 --> 00:09:06,711 (whispering) What they don't tell you is that, um, 263 00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,788 it doesn't feel like your body. 264 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:11,107 Are we whispering so that your boobs can't hear you? 265 00:09:11,109 --> 00:09:12,425 I'm being serious. 266 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:14,836 They feel like gummy bears. 267 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,114 I can barely look at myself and I can barely... 268 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:21,134 Okay. Hey, hey, hey. I got you. 269 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,710 (calming music) 270 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,287 I'll take care of this right now. 271 00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:26,898 -Don't, don't, don't-- -No problem. 'Scuse me! 272 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:28,958 This is not okay. 273 00:09:29,127 --> 00:09:30,235 I'm sorry. Uh, what's not okay, hon? 274 00:09:30,462 --> 00:09:33,054 I need notice before a fitting, okay? 275 00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:34,297 I'm bloated. 276 00:09:34,466 --> 00:09:38,318 I had an entire pizza by myself last night. 277 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:41,638 So I'm feeling fat and I-- I'm not gonna be shamed 278 00:09:41,731 --> 00:09:45,825 by you or any of you. 279 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,086 -To be honest... -COSTUMER: Oh! 280 00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:49,737 -I don't feel safe right now. -No, you are safe. 281 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,147 Let's all--let's all take a breath. 282 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,257 No, you see, the thing is, I can't take a breath 283 00:09:52,575 --> 00:09:54,575 because, I mean, this has triggered a panic attack 284 00:09:54,669 --> 00:09:55,743 that is onset 285 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,837 by this impromptu bikini contest. 286 00:09:57,914 --> 00:09:59,155 -Tell you what-- -I don't feel good. 287 00:09:59,324 --> 00:10:00,581 Okay, we'll cancel for today. 288 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,582 I appreciate it because 289 00:10:01,676 --> 00:10:02,976 I'm not feeling good. 290 00:10:04,195 --> 00:10:06,162 -You got him? -MIKE: Thank you. 291 00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:09,107 (light, melancholic piano music) 292 00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:11,943 -(groans) -(trunk squeaking) 293 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:14,362 (sighs) Come on! 294 00:10:16,358 --> 00:10:17,932 (chuckles) 295 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,342 Check it out! 296 00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:21,119 This is the official understudy junker. 297 00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:23,012 Maybe if I drive behind a really nice car 298 00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:24,697 for long enough, they'll sprain their wrist 299 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,199 and just give it to me. (laughs) 300 00:10:26,351 --> 00:10:27,775 Gabby, the woman who was my understudy 301 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,702 when I had my accident is now famous. 302 00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:33,022 And I have to humiliate myself in front of her this weekend. 303 00:10:33,024 --> 00:10:34,132 ♪ 304 00:10:34,283 --> 00:10:36,134 So just keep working hard and be prepared. 305 00:10:36,285 --> 00:10:38,303 -(birds chirping) -Your turn will come. 306 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,788 ♪ 307 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,099 Sorry to hear about the venereal warts. 308 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,460 The what? I... 309 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,888 JUSTIN: We're only going for two days. 310 00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:51,374 Yeah, I bring an outfit for every mood. 311 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:53,318 How many moods do you have? 312 00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:54,544 Seven. 313 00:10:54,637 --> 00:10:57,563 Happy, emo, smug, vacay, slay, revenge, 314 00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:59,532 and "I just won a car." 315 00:11:00,977 --> 00:11:02,160 Sweetheart, I don't know why 316 00:11:02,311 --> 00:11:04,053 your delivery didn't go through. 317 00:11:04,147 --> 00:11:06,406 Listen, the--the refrigerator's stocked full. 318 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,074 You and your sister-- excuse me, would you mind 319 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,243 getting your enormous breasts out of my face? 320 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,744 I'm trying to talk to my daughter, thank you. 321 00:11:11,897 --> 00:11:13,838 (scoffs) What's your problem, lady? 322 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,899 You and Olivia will be fine. 323 00:11:15,917 --> 00:11:16,991 I think that you're gonna survive 324 00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:18,418 until your father gets there, okay? 325 00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:21,404 Hi, um, about earlier-- that whole boob thing... 326 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:23,740 Oh, don't worry about it at all. 327 00:11:23,742 --> 00:11:24,741 It's fine. 328 00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,576 You okay? 329 00:11:26,594 --> 00:11:29,579 I never go on Instagram, but I just decided to today. 330 00:11:29,597 --> 00:11:30,838 And, uh, you know, 331 00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:32,339 -she posted a bunch of... -Oh. 332 00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:33,933 Pictures with her new boyfriend. 333 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,010 There they are at the farmers market. 334 00:11:36,104 --> 00:11:37,770 There they are with his stupid beagle. 335 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,013 Oh! Cute dog. 336 00:11:39,107 --> 00:11:41,257 Obviously, it's a very cute dog. 337 00:11:41,276 --> 00:11:42,442 That's not the point. 338 00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:43,684 Yeah, but you're on your way 339 00:11:43,778 --> 00:11:45,186 to perform in Chicago. 340 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,779 You've a lot of cool stuff going on. 341 00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:47,706 -You should post about it. -I do? 342 00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:49,040 Yeah, lemme take a picture. 343 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:51,543 Look like a guy with a lot of cool stuff going on. 344 00:11:51,694 --> 00:11:52,877 -Maybe like... -No. 345 00:11:52,954 --> 00:11:54,729 Brooding artist, like... 346 00:11:54,731 --> 00:11:55,621 That's kind of sad. 347 00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,031 I'm trying to look deep. 348 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,216 Well, it just looks a little constipated. 349 00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:00,552 -(both laugh) -That's good! 350 00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:02,462 Good. Okay, okay. Look, look, look, look. 351 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:03,947 MIKE: That's terrible. 352 00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:05,615 -(playful music) -(crunching) 353 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:06,841 What? 354 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,710 Nothing. I just see you. 355 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,639 ♪ 356 00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,292 (others gasp and murmur) 357 00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:17,310 Hey, what's going on? 358 00:12:17,479 --> 00:12:19,462 Why is everyone looking at you like that? 359 00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:22,907 Brittney started a rumor that I have genital warts. 360 00:12:23,059 --> 00:12:24,743 Damn, that's... 361 00:12:24,894 --> 00:12:26,911 so mean and crazy. 362 00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:28,896 -Do you, though? -No! 363 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:30,582 REGGIE: Yo, Gabs, Chicago. 364 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:31,899 Let's have some fun, huh? 365 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,334 Reggie, I saved us a seat. 366 00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:35,545 It's back here. Come on. 367 00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:37,756 You better get back there, you know, um, 368 00:12:37,832 --> 00:12:39,999 hit that, my dude. 369 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,244 Okay... yeah, cool. 370 00:12:43,338 --> 00:12:45,263 What the hell was that? 371 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,747 I don't know. 372 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,174 He's with Brittney now. 373 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,251 I guess I'm trying to make it not weird. 374 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,603 Then don't act so weird. 375 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:53,254 I just can't. 376 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,274 Hey, Gabby, don't let whatever you've got 377 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:58,334 going on down there affect your self-esteem, okay? 378 00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:01,279 But friend, understand-- you do have it for life. 379 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:05,358 Listen, sweetie, I came up in the '80s in New York. 380 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:07,285 And listen, we all had it. It's really not a big deal. 381 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,770 But listen, you just make sure that you keep up to date 382 00:13:09,864 --> 00:13:10,789 -with your Pap smears. -Oh, my God. 383 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,107 Hi, hi, hi! Everyone, hi, hi! 384 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,034 I--I would-- hello, um... 385 00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:17,036 I would just like to spend the time to dispel 386 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,704 a rumor you may have heard. 387 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,298 To be clear... 388 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:22,692 I do not have genital warts! 389 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:23,802 (all whispering) 390 00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:26,195 -Oh, my. -Brittney, um-- 391 00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:27,788 Brittney, yeah, started that rumor 392 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,382 to get back at me because I... 393 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,201 gossiped about her and Reggie starting a relationship, 394 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:37,723 which I do now realize was immature and counterproductive. 395 00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:39,559 So... 396 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,228 apologies to you, Brittney. 397 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,972 You know, have fun, you two. You know, get some! 398 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,384 But be--be safe. Um, be safe. 399 00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:50,069 Well, thank you, Gabby, for that rousing speech 400 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,054 about genitalia. 401 00:13:51,072 --> 00:13:53,723 The driver has just asked me 402 00:13:53,816 --> 00:13:55,074 to ask you to sit down. 403 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,485 Uh, we are gonna get on the road now! 404 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,129 Chicago. 405 00:14:01,691 --> 00:14:02,915 That was smooth. 406 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,491 -Just kill me. -(stifled laugh) 407 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:07,345 (lively music) 408 00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:14,927 (Todrick Hall's "Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels") 409 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,763 (glamorous pop music) 410 00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:19,673 ♪ Nails, hair, hips, heels 411 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,842 ♪ Face done, lips real 412 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,603 ♪ Purse full, big bills 413 00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:25,271 ♪ Yes, I'm a big deal 414 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,758 ♪ Legs, legs, face, eyes, thin waist, thick thighs... ♪ 415 00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:30,276 Hey, I gotta thank you. 416 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,429 Paige liked my Instagram photo. 417 00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:34,855 Oh, I told ya. 418 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,782 You want to make her really jealous? 419 00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,025 -Yeah. -Let's do a selfie. 420 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,211 Oh, really? You think that'll do it? 421 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,362 Yeah. 422 00:14:41,456 --> 00:14:42,696 All right, okay. 423 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,699 -(camera app clicks) -Hi, definitely over you. 424 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,627 -MIKE: Swear to God. -Can I tell you something? 425 00:14:47,703 --> 00:14:48,778 What's up? 426 00:14:48,796 --> 00:14:49,946 I'm starving. 427 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,131 There's a, uh, Portillo's around the corner. 428 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,540 If we hurry, we can get back 429 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,226 in time for the show. 430 00:14:55,378 --> 00:14:56,728 -Do you think we can make it? -I mean, these things always 431 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:58,287 start late, right? I've heard. 432 00:14:58,306 --> 00:14:59,380 I've never actually been to one. 433 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,473 Oh, wait, I can't walk that fast. 434 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,358 Okay, okay. 435 00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:06,312 Damn, girl, what? You tailgating before the ballet? 436 00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:08,222 Somebody nervous about tomorrow? 437 00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,466 What? It's just a Xanny and some champers. 438 00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:12,652 -(sighs) -Okay, fine. 439 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:16,581 I was bullied in ballet class when I was little and... 440 00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:18,416 so I'm a little nervous to perform tomorrow. 441 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,567 -You were bullied? -By the whole class. 442 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,753 Damn. 443 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,570 After I bullied each of them individually, 444 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,589 they banded together. 445 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,816 Anyway, that's when my mom pulled me out 446 00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,426 'cause I wasn't the best. 447 00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,577 That's when she made me and Simon partners. 448 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,763 (swigs) 449 00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,005 All right, you let me know if any of them 450 00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:35,082 little ballerinas come after you. 451 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,842 I got your back. 452 00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:38,102 Thanks. 453 00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:42,607 You know, I was in his trailer the other night. 454 00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:45,592 And we had this moment, and... 455 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,111 I just left. 456 00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:49,447 -Why didn't you go for it? -Oh, come on. 457 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,931 Look at her. Look at me. 458 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,116 Oh, now you're insulting me. 459 00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:53,676 I dated you for four years. 460 00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:54,619 And you were very lucky. 461 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:56,120 -Let's go. -(laughs) 462 00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:58,439 Are you guys talking about your sordid straight past? 463 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,625 -(snickers) -I'm so fascinated. 464 00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:02,018 Hey, sorry about my sister. 465 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,127 After our parents got divorced, 466 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,946 she started a rumor that our dad was a werewolf. 467 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,206 He almost lost his job. 468 00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,467 Though, to be fair, he did used to get drunk 469 00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:10,376 and howl at the moon. 470 00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:13,805 Anyway, she's, uh, the worst. 471 00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:16,140 Mm, Justin. You look nice. 472 00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:18,217 Thank you. You as well. 473 00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:19,143 I know. 474 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,387 Which, uh, mood is this? 475 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,814 Slay. 476 00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:26,726 The default is always slay. 477 00:16:26,878 --> 00:16:28,135 Yeah. Good. 478 00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:32,231 I'm sure she's too busy getting focused to talk to me, David. 479 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,233 -(laughs) -Oh, don't be silly. 480 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,327 Yulia specifically said she was excited to say hello. 481 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:37,745 She did? 482 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,498 Monica. 483 00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:43,150 Yulia, hi! Congratulations. 484 00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:44,577 (both smooch) 485 00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:46,838 I want you to know that you inspire me every night. 486 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:49,248 Well, that's very kind of you to say. 487 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,416 When Rothbart puts a curse on me 488 00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:53,753 and I need to feel terrified and full of despair, 489 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,755 I just remember all the horrible things 490 00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:57,740 you used to say to me at rehearsal. 491 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,091 Well, the pressure got to us all 492 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,501 from time to time. 493 00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:03,095 Mm, it was mostly you. 494 00:17:03,248 --> 00:17:04,580 But things happen for a reason, I guess. 495 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:05,931 STAGE MANAGER: Places for top of the show. 496 00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:06,766 Places. 497 00:17:06,918 --> 00:17:08,675 Oops, that's my cue. 498 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,177 (intriguing music) 499 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,679 I don't know what I would do if I could never dance again. 500 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,534 ♪ 501 00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:19,595 (somber music) 502 00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:26,627 ♪ 503 00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:28,621 (footsteps approaching) 504 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,631 Hello, Jeff. Looking good. 505 00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:34,627 Who knew they'd be so uptight about letting people in 506 00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:36,462 after the show started? 507 00:17:36,539 --> 00:17:37,889 Everybody. 508 00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:39,557 Everybody but us knew that. 509 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:40,707 Hm. 510 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,376 You know what's weird about implants 511 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,895 it's that they're always a little bit colder 512 00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:45,045 than the rest of your body. 513 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,880 We still talking about your boobs? 514 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,399 Yeah, because there's so many weird things 515 00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,884 that nobody tells you; I mean, they look bizarre to me. 516 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,052 -(faint orchestral music) -Okay, listen. 517 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,479 I gonna throw something out there. 518 00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:56,199 And you can slap me if I'm wrong, but, uh... 519 00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,410 Kinda feel like you want to show me your boobs. 520 00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:03,322 Well, I do, but just so that you can tell me 521 00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:05,583 -if they look normal. -Fine, I mean... 522 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:06,751 if I have to. 523 00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:07,919 Okay, I'm gonna go to the ladies' room 524 00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,312 -Count to 20. -Right. 525 00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:10,421 And then follow me in there. 526 00:18:10,648 --> 00:18:12,906 Just look long enough to make an assessment. 527 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,742 No loitering, then? Okay, you got it. 528 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,970 (pensive music) 529 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:23,492 I mean, the funny thing is, 530 00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:25,436 I never really cared about my boobs. 531 00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:27,680 It's not like they were really that great to begin with, 532 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,165 but then once they were gone, 533 00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:30,441 I felt bad about never appreciating them. 534 00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:32,184 (inhales shakily) You know what else is funny? 535 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,444 They tattoo the nipples on. 536 00:18:33,671 --> 00:18:34,928 I didn't know that. Did you? 537 00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:36,856 -I did not know that, no. -I thought it might be fun to 538 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,007 do a heart and a club, 539 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,175 but the plastic surgeon didn't get it. 540 00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:40,192 Okay, did you get an eyeful yet? 541 00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:41,935 'Cause it's been, like, ten minutes. 542 00:18:42,029 --> 00:18:43,955 -Yeah, yeah. I got it. -Okay, great. 543 00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:45,331 (door squeaking) 544 00:18:48,578 --> 00:18:50,110 The--they're great. 545 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:55,708 You know, you got a great, just normal-looking American rack. 546 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,210 The left one's a little wonky, like a lazy eye. 547 00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:01,697 Imperfections are what make us...beautiful. 548 00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:03,699 And you wanted my assessment. 549 00:19:03,792 --> 00:19:07,270 And my assessment is that you're smoking hot. 550 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,649 Thanks. That means a lot. 551 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,487 -Could you, um--could you? -Yeah. 552 00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,731 Are you, uh, crying? 553 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:21,159 (tearfully) I mean, shut up, yeah. 554 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,718 Just been... 555 00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:26,080 a difficult couple...years. 556 00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:29,608 -Thanks. -Thank you for saying that. 557 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,818 'Cause that--that sucked for me, I have to say. 558 00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,504 I mean, you really owe me one. 559 00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:34,897 Should we catch the second half of the show? 560 00:19:34,916 --> 00:19:38,567 -Yeah, yeah, yeah! -Never talk about this again. 561 00:19:38,586 --> 00:19:39,493 -Okay. -Hey. 562 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,661 Thanks. 563 00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:43,347 (grand orchestral music) 564 00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:46,091 ♪ 565 00:19:46,168 --> 00:19:48,427 Yeah, we're-- we're not very good. 566 00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:49,687 Ooh, we are not, no. 567 00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:56,235 ♪ 568 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,368 (orchestral music crescendos) 569 00:20:04,595 --> 00:20:11,042 ♪ 570 00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,550 (applause) 571 00:20:19,702 --> 00:20:20,960 Wait, she dies at the end? 572 00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:23,721 This is our feel-good ballet we're gonna put on TV? 573 00:20:23,872 --> 00:20:25,798 Sometimes both of them die. 574 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:28,801 Sure, we could get that good at ballet by tomorrow, right? 575 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,469 Or we could just hide behind Claude. 576 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,804 Nick, Nick! 577 00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:33,622 I'm right here, Alan. What? 578 00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:34,881 (tense music) 579 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,069 I am afraid we have some bad news. 580 00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:40,404 It has come to our attention 581 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:43,574 that one of you has not been truthful with us. 582 00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:46,560 Criminally so, and that person will be leaving tonight. 583 00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:47,578 (concerned whispers) 584 00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:49,413 -What's going on? -Brace yourself, dear. 585 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:50,806 (whispers continue) 586 00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:53,492 That person...is... 587 00:20:53,644 --> 00:20:55,962 Oh, my God. Who is it? 588 00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:58,647 And that person... 589 00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,816 -is Claude. -What? No! 590 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:04,320 We have just learned that you have overstayed your visa, 591 00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:06,931 and you are in this country illegally. 592 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:08,432 CLAUDE: I came here to follow my dream. 593 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,351 He's one of the Dreamers! 594 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,754 WAYNE: Claude, it is time to go. 595 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,023 Balancés away. 596 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,612 Well, goodbye, my friends. Good luck tomorrow. 597 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,614 I'll pray for you. 598 00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:26,191 Car--the car is in play. The car is in play! 599 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:31,847 I don't want to hear any more about that car, you idiots! 600 00:21:31,866 --> 00:21:36,035 You are performing in front of the Ballet Précis tomorrow! 601 00:21:36,187 --> 00:21:38,687 It will be filmed! And without Claude... 602 00:21:38,706 --> 00:21:39,797 we're doomed! 603 00:21:40,115 --> 00:21:41,799 Do you think this man cares about how you're portrayed 604 00:21:42,026 --> 00:21:43,617 -on television? -He does not. 605 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,928 How did this happen? Where did this information come from? 606 00:21:47,456 --> 00:21:50,975 I have a cousin who has access to a certain federal database. 607 00:21:51,126 --> 00:21:53,869 I may have gotten too focused on the car. 608 00:21:53,962 --> 00:21:55,629 This is exactly why the dumb car 609 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,889 was a stupid idea, Nicholas! 610 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,316 I don't know what you're talking about, Wayne. 611 00:21:58,467 --> 00:21:59,817 Look at this drama. It's gold. 612 00:21:59,968 --> 00:22:03,045 Wait, you're the understudy! That means... 613 00:22:03,064 --> 00:22:04,655 that means you're the Prince now! 614 00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:08,050 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm the Prince. I'm the Prince! 615 00:22:08,143 --> 00:22:09,902 No. No, no, no. No, Justin's the Prince. 616 00:22:10,054 --> 00:22:11,311 -BOTH: What? -I--but-- 617 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,722 I'm the understudy. I know the part--I know all the parts. 618 00:22:13,816 --> 00:22:15,391 Which is why you'll be playing Justin's part. 619 00:22:15,484 --> 00:22:16,909 But I can't do it. I don't know it. 620 00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:18,151 Oh, come on. That's not fair. 621 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,820 But you--you said that my turn would come. 622 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,005 You said that this morning. 623 00:22:21,156 --> 00:22:23,916 Also, if anyone's wondering, I don't know it. 624 00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:25,918 -So I can't do it. -I know what I said. 625 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:28,328 But this is a unique situation. 626 00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:31,924 And the Prince is, like, a fit man... 627 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,517 Oh, just shut up, Brittney! 628 00:22:33,744 --> 00:22:34,835 You know what, Wayne said 629 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,912 that this is a gender-bending production. 630 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,522 You know, I know what this is about. 631 00:22:38,674 --> 00:22:40,524 This is about what I look like, right? 632 00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:42,693 You don't want a big girl in a lead part? 633 00:22:43,437 --> 00:22:44,753 You know, it would just be a lot easier if you just 634 00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:46,922 came out and said it instead of telling people that 635 00:22:47,091 --> 00:22:48,591 their turn would come and then when their turn comes, 636 00:22:48,609 --> 00:22:49,850 being like, "Oh, yeah! Guess what? Yeah. 637 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,351 Still not your turn." 638 00:22:51,429 --> 00:22:52,870 And also why is no one listening to me? 639 00:22:53,097 --> 00:22:56,707 This is gonna be, like, a tornado...of diarrhea. 640 00:22:56,934 --> 00:22:58,117 MONICA: It already is. 641 00:22:58,269 --> 00:23:00,603 This is about the right dancer in the right part. 642 00:23:00,696 --> 00:23:01,695 Yeah, whatever. 643 00:23:01,864 --> 00:23:03,214 I'm calling it a night. Excuse me. 644 00:23:03,365 --> 00:23:05,641 ♪ 645 00:23:05,643 --> 00:23:07,718 -I can't. -Yes, you can. 646 00:23:07,945 --> 00:23:10,388 You're the best dancer we've got, so stop blubbering. 647 00:23:10,539 --> 00:23:12,615 Black Swan, new Prince, you're with me. 648 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:16,352 ♪ 649 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,047 (wistful piano music) 650 00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:23,383 Hey. Hey. 651 00:23:23,477 --> 00:23:24,627 You okay? 652 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,887 Look, that was messed up back there, seriously. 653 00:23:27,055 --> 00:23:29,131 -I'm here if you wanna talk. -No, I don't want to talk. 654 00:23:29,150 --> 00:23:31,817 I'm just gonna go upstairs and be in bed by 11 655 00:23:31,969 --> 00:23:33,411 like I always do, so... 656 00:23:33,638 --> 00:23:35,304 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on. 657 00:23:35,322 --> 00:23:36,580 -What are we doing? -Come on, come on. 658 00:23:36,807 --> 00:23:38,824 We're gonna have some fun. 659 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,234 Uh, a'ight, this is Chantal Lewis 660 00:23:41,328 --> 00:23:43,328 and I am Dr. Sajinder Patel. 661 00:23:43,481 --> 00:23:44,980 -Sorry we're late. -You found the same... 662 00:23:44,999 --> 00:23:46,982 Just follow my lead, baby. 663 00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:48,667 We're crashing a dentist convention? 664 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,912 Two words: open bar. 665 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,099 (Passion Pit's cover of "Tonight Tonight") 666 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,919 (sentimental pop music) 667 00:23:59,054 --> 00:24:03,774 ♪ Time is never time at all ♪ 668 00:24:04,001 --> 00:24:06,944 ♪ You can never ever leave 669 00:24:07,171 --> 00:24:11,282 ♪ Without leaving a piece of you ♪ 670 00:24:12,860 --> 00:24:16,178 ♪ Believe 671 00:24:16,197 --> 00:24:19,623 ♪ Believe in me 672 00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:23,461 ♪ Believe 673 00:24:23,654 --> 00:24:25,204 ♪ Believe 674 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,039 (uplifting electronic music) 675 00:24:27,115 --> 00:24:28,966 ♪ That life could change 676 00:24:29,043 --> 00:24:32,052 ♪ That you're not stuck in vain ♪ 677 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:36,548 ♪ In the resolute urgency 678 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,310 ♪ Of now 679 00:24:40,888 --> 00:24:46,391 ♪ And if you believe there's not a chance ♪ 680 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:50,154 ♪ Tonight 681 00:24:50,381 --> 00:24:53,640 ♪ Tonight, tonight 682 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:57,069 ♪ Tonight 683 00:24:57,221 --> 00:25:00,222 ♪ Tonight 684 00:25:00,241 --> 00:25:02,500 ♪ And we'll crucify 685 00:25:02,727 --> 00:25:06,253 ♪ The insincere tonight 686 00:25:07,898 --> 00:25:09,322 ♪ And we'll make things right ♪ 687 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:12,659 ♪ With the moments of your life ♪ 688 00:25:12,795 --> 00:25:14,995 ♪ Tonight 689 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:20,259 ♪ Believe in me as I believe in you ♪ 690 00:25:20,411 --> 00:25:22,411 Ay, everybody, let's make some noise 691 00:25:22,429 --> 00:25:26,265 -for Dr. Chantal Lewis, DDS! -(cheers and applause) 692 00:25:26,417 --> 00:25:28,859 That's me. I'm Chantal Lewis. 693 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,529 (gasps, giggles) 694 00:25:31,756 --> 00:25:33,922 -(microphone squeaks) -Uh, here you are-- 695 00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:35,324 -GABBY: Bye! -(laughter) 696 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,112 You do realize we just gave those dentists the best night 697 00:25:40,264 --> 00:25:42,206 of their lives, right? 698 00:25:42,357 --> 00:25:43,574 Well... 699 00:25:43,726 --> 00:25:44,858 (drunken yelling) 700 00:25:44,952 --> 00:25:46,693 BRITTNEY: Six, seven, and a one, two-- 701 00:25:46,787 --> 00:25:49,104 (drunken yelling continues) 702 00:25:49,197 --> 00:25:50,939 You're a very tall man. 703 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:54,443 This White Swan is also a very bad swan because of vodka. 704 00:25:54,536 --> 00:25:55,778 But you have to come in and learn what we're doing. 705 00:25:55,796 --> 00:25:57,963 Come on, come on. Come see how. 706 00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,448 -REGGIE: Coming? -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 707 00:25:59,617 --> 00:26:02,134 I'm gonna leave you to deal with whatever all that is. 708 00:26:02,303 --> 00:26:03,877 (drunken laughter) 709 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:04,953 Good night. 710 00:26:05,047 --> 00:26:06,622 ♪ 711 00:26:06,715 --> 00:26:09,549 He's not there? You mean, he never showed up? 712 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,143 (sighing) Oh, my God. 713 00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:12,552 Okay, do you want me to come home? 714 00:26:12,646 --> 00:26:14,630 Because I will. 715 00:26:14,648 --> 00:26:17,482 (breathes deeply) Listen to me, honey, 716 00:26:17,635 --> 00:26:20,393 your father is having a midlife crisis, okay? 717 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,413 But we are gonna get through this. 718 00:26:22,564 --> 00:26:24,081 Yeah? Um... 719 00:26:24,232 --> 00:26:27,418 just give your sister a big hug and a kiss for me. 720 00:26:27,569 --> 00:26:29,235 I love you. 721 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,829 Okay. 722 00:26:30,981 --> 00:26:33,816 (unsettling music) 723 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:36,760 ♪ 724 00:26:36,837 --> 00:26:38,929 Hi! It's Julia, your wife? 725 00:26:39,156 --> 00:26:40,823 I don't know what it is that you're pulling here, 726 00:26:40,841 --> 00:26:42,674 but if you wanna hurt me, fine. 727 00:26:42,827 --> 00:26:44,343 But do not do this to your kids! 728 00:26:44,495 --> 00:26:45,844 I want you to get your head together 729 00:26:45,996 --> 00:26:49,023 and get your ass home now. 730 00:26:49,683 --> 00:26:52,835 ♪ 731 00:26:52,928 --> 00:26:56,355 (intriguing music) 732 00:26:56,507 --> 00:26:57,673 (whip snaps) 733 00:26:57,691 --> 00:26:59,358 -Oh, hell no. -No, no, no. 734 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,934 But please don't hang up, please. 735 00:27:01,028 --> 00:27:03,937 I just wanna talk to you. Please? 736 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,772 Okay? 737 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,200 Fine. It's your money. 738 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,852 (rapid knocking on door) 739 00:27:09,870 --> 00:27:11,295 Yeah? Oh. Hold on. 740 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,859 Cancel the performance tomorrow. 741 00:27:16,877 --> 00:27:18,118 Well, obviously that's not happening. 742 00:27:18,286 --> 00:27:19,544 Look, I did my best 743 00:27:19,697 --> 00:27:21,880 on very short notice, but with Claude gone it's just-- 744 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,699 -That was a plot twist, huh? -It's just not 745 00:27:23,717 --> 00:27:25,458 gonna be at the level that I'm comfortable with. 746 00:27:25,536 --> 00:27:27,552 So, go on, call someone. Tell them it's off. 747 00:27:27,705 --> 00:27:28,720 Uh, Justin looked like he was coming along to me, 748 00:27:28,873 --> 00:27:30,055 but what do I know? 749 00:27:30,374 --> 00:27:33,041 Justin's fine; it's the rest of them that I'm worried about. 750 00:27:33,135 --> 00:27:36,153 You know, Sneezy, Dopey, Dummy, Prostitute, and Terrible. 751 00:27:36,304 --> 00:27:39,548 God, you should have seen the smirk on that cow Yulia's face 752 00:27:39,566 --> 00:27:41,158 when I saw her backstage. 753 00:27:41,385 --> 00:27:42,475 See, why do you care so much 754 00:27:42,644 --> 00:27:44,569 about what those ballet snobs think anyway? 755 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:45,829 Ballet's elitist. 756 00:27:45,981 --> 00:27:48,314 No, it weeds out the weak. 757 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,575 Because you have to be willing to suffer 758 00:27:50,728 --> 00:27:54,338 and sacrifice to make something beautiful in this world. 759 00:27:56,734 --> 00:27:58,509 Look, I know that you don't want to be here. 760 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:00,085 And with your accident and the end of your career-- 761 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,420 My career's not over. 762 00:28:01,572 --> 00:28:02,905 Really? Because Wayne told me 763 00:28:03,073 --> 00:28:04,515 the doctor said that if you ever danced full-out again, 764 00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:06,166 you might walk with a limp for the rest of your life. 765 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,577 What would they know? 766 00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:11,021 You have no idea what I've given up for ballet-- 767 00:28:11,173 --> 00:28:12,915 friends, family, love. 768 00:28:13,008 --> 00:28:14,674 Yeah, look, I get it. Life isn't fair. 769 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:15,934 But sometimes, it surprises you. 770 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,420 Right? Like, blows your mind, for better or worse. 771 00:28:18,439 --> 00:28:21,256 And I love that. That's why I got in this dumb business. 772 00:28:22,017 --> 00:28:24,743 So who knows? I mean, you know, maybe they'll be fine tomorrow. 773 00:28:25,446 --> 00:28:26,352 Maybe. 774 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:27,946 I'd rather not be here to find out. 775 00:28:28,098 --> 00:28:29,873 Isn't sitting with discomfort the worst? 776 00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:32,617 -Vulnerability. -Ooh, horrible. 777 00:28:32,770 --> 00:28:37,105 ♪ 778 00:28:37,199 --> 00:28:39,341 Oh, God, this is happening again, isn't it? 779 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,720 Oh. 780 00:28:42,871 --> 00:28:45,222 Now I get it, because before, I just felt like... 781 00:28:45,373 --> 00:28:46,949 I just felt like you were being a total bitch to me 782 00:28:47,042 --> 00:28:49,727 -for no reason. -Oh, no. I had a reason, um... 783 00:28:49,878 --> 00:28:51,470 I--I just wanna understand 784 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,380 what it is that he's seeing or getting... 785 00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:56,641 that he's not getting at home. 786 00:28:56,794 --> 00:28:58,143 There's no good answer. 787 00:28:58,295 --> 00:28:59,903 I mean, guys come to me for all kinds of reasons. 788 00:29:00,055 --> 00:29:02,481 Most guys wanna come to... 789 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:04,149 -Well... -Yep. 790 00:29:04,301 --> 00:29:06,744 But some guys want to turn me into, like... 791 00:29:06,971 --> 00:29:08,303 this life coach with benefits. 792 00:29:08,322 --> 00:29:09,805 Who tells them nothing that they don't want to hear 793 00:29:09,823 --> 00:29:12,232 and everything that they do. That's nice for them. 794 00:29:12,326 --> 00:29:14,251 That's why they pay. 795 00:29:14,812 --> 00:29:16,645 I'm sorry, though. 796 00:29:16,663 --> 00:29:18,163 That sucks for you, man. 797 00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:19,648 Want me to stop seeing him? 798 00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:21,407 Oh, that would be great. 799 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:22,334 You got it. 800 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,503 I hope you guys work it out. 801 00:29:24,655 --> 00:29:25,837 He's not a bad guy. 802 00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:27,247 He always asks me about my day. 803 00:29:27,341 --> 00:29:29,749 And when I told him that I really was going 804 00:29:29,918 --> 00:29:32,010 for my life coach certificate, he totally helped me out 805 00:29:32,162 --> 00:29:34,513 with the tuition, which was not cheap. 806 00:29:34,665 --> 00:29:37,357 -(laughs) Seriously. -I'm sorry. Excuse me? 807 00:29:40,929 --> 00:29:44,006 (peaceful music) 808 00:29:44,099 --> 00:29:47,843 ♪ 809 00:29:47,861 --> 00:29:50,270 Oh, my God. Really, dude? 810 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,848 I've sewn all my own costumes since I was ten years old. 811 00:29:52,866 --> 00:29:54,625 I wasn't going to perform in front of the Ballet Précis 812 00:29:54,776 --> 00:29:57,610 looking like a beggar. 813 00:29:57,630 --> 00:30:00,872 Whoa, whoa, hey. Hey, you okay there, Princess? 814 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:04,376 Actually, non-Princess, I feel great. 815 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,378 (retching) 816 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,806 (coughing) 817 00:30:09,867 --> 00:30:12,050 Yeah, that swan ain't gonna fly. 818 00:30:12,202 --> 00:30:14,144 (vomits, spits) 819 00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:17,372 Gabby's dancing Odette today. 820 00:30:17,391 --> 00:30:19,191 Brittney, give her your headdress. 821 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,319 (lively music) 822 00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:23,636 Boop. 823 00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:26,240 It's a four-minute scene. How bad could it be? 824 00:30:27,142 --> 00:30:29,217 Places, everyone. 825 00:30:29,236 --> 00:30:32,312 (light orchestral music) 826 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:39,211 ♪ 827 00:31:18,268 --> 00:31:19,784 So Reggie, you're not just the evil wizard, 828 00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:20,878 you're also my father. 829 00:31:21,105 --> 00:31:22,270 We're all twisted up in this, 830 00:31:22,364 --> 00:31:24,381 like, crazy, psychosexual gaslighting plot. 831 00:31:24,532 --> 00:31:26,216 It's sick but also fierce and weird. 832 00:31:26,368 --> 00:31:28,793 So just let all that play on your face, okay? 833 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:30,536 Oh, I'm sorry. I had my earbuds in. 834 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:31,947 I think this is my cue. 835 00:31:32,116 --> 00:31:33,281 I'll see you on the other side, brother. 836 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:36,451 (orchestral music swells) 837 00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:43,108 ♪ 838 00:31:55,897 --> 00:31:57,080 -Dad? -(grunts) 839 00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:00,584 What are you doing? 840 00:32:00,735 --> 00:32:02,978 Lift me, lift me. 841 00:32:03,071 --> 00:32:04,496 (both grunt) 842 00:32:04,648 --> 00:32:05,497 Focus. 843 00:32:05,649 --> 00:32:06,831 Give me back my $10,000. 844 00:32:06,984 --> 00:32:08,592 That's not how capitalism works. 845 00:32:08,819 --> 00:32:11,411 (all grumbling at once) 846 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,912 (mouthing words) 847 00:32:13,006 --> 00:32:14,673 Go. Go. 848 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,433 -Look at me. -You know what... 849 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:17,601 this is unbelievable. 850 00:32:17,828 --> 00:32:20,345 (overlapping murmuring) 851 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:27,110 ♪ 852 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:44,086 (applause) 853 00:32:47,691 --> 00:32:48,966 JUSTIN: Dad? 854 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,285 Hey. 855 00:32:52,379 --> 00:32:53,528 Dad. 856 00:32:53,547 --> 00:32:54,863 What the hell are you doing here? 857 00:32:55,032 --> 00:32:57,623 They said you wanted to talk. 858 00:32:57,718 --> 00:32:59,701 Look, we can catch up afterwards, huh? 859 00:32:59,794 --> 00:33:00,869 I didn't say that. 860 00:33:00,962 --> 00:33:02,204 And you already ruined the show. 861 00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:04,481 (sarcastically) Oh, yeah. Everything is my fault. 862 00:33:04,632 --> 00:33:06,149 -Were you about to leave? -Yeah, I was gonna leave. 863 00:33:06,301 --> 00:33:08,485 Looks like you all need a little more practice. 864 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,487 Sir, for your information, 865 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,305 your son is very gifted, okay? 866 00:33:12,399 --> 00:33:14,307 And the word is rehearsal. 867 00:33:14,401 --> 00:33:16,284 Can you just-- you're not helping. 868 00:33:17,830 --> 00:33:19,830 You are unbelievable. 869 00:33:19,981 --> 00:33:21,647 You haven't talked to me in years. 870 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,000 It's really easy for you to just cut people 871 00:33:23,227 --> 00:33:24,392 out of your life like it's nothing, right? 872 00:33:24,411 --> 00:33:25,243 You kicked me out of the house-- 873 00:33:25,395 --> 00:33:26,319 That's not what happened, 874 00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:27,671 and stop being so damn dramatic. 875 00:33:27,822 --> 00:33:28,821 -Dramatic? -No. 876 00:33:28,915 --> 00:33:30,007 The Lions were on the damn three. 877 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,009 It wasn't about the stupid Lions. 878 00:33:32,236 --> 00:33:34,177 Do you hear how crazy you sound? 879 00:33:34,329 --> 00:33:35,345 And I'm not even gonna talk about Mom. 880 00:33:35,497 --> 00:33:36,680 Don't you bring your mother into this. 881 00:33:36,831 --> 00:33:38,164 She was sick. 882 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,425 And you left her alone in that place to die. 883 00:33:40,577 --> 00:33:42,352 She was not alone! 884 00:33:43,413 --> 00:33:45,605 She just didn't want me there. 885 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,008 She was with that... 886 00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:51,319 that...that damn woman. 887 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,699 Just do the math, son! 888 00:33:56,927 --> 00:33:58,618 You mean Tracy? 889 00:33:59,354 --> 00:34:00,353 Yeah. 890 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,097 That's who your mother wanted to be with 891 00:34:02,115 --> 00:34:03,098 in her final days. 892 00:34:03,191 --> 00:34:04,766 Hey, hey, hey, what's up, family? 893 00:34:04,785 --> 00:34:06,434 -Who wants a selfie, man? -(laughing) Hey, man! 894 00:34:06,453 --> 00:34:07,602 Hey, man! What's up, brother? 895 00:34:07,695 --> 00:34:10,105 -Hey! (laughing) -You know, why don't you 896 00:34:10,123 --> 00:34:11,439 just adopt him while you're at it, Dad? 897 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,441 -Hey, Justin, come on-- -Screw this. 898 00:34:13,535 --> 00:34:15,201 Hey. 899 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,536 Come on. Let's get one. 900 00:34:16,630 --> 00:34:17,763 (somber music) 901 00:34:21,543 --> 00:34:22,392 Justin, come on, man. Slow down. 902 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,635 I'm not talking about this on camera. 903 00:34:23,804 --> 00:34:25,787 Look, I'm sorry that happened back there, okay? 904 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,805 I am, but let's talk about it. 905 00:34:26,899 --> 00:34:27,956 You arranged the whole thing-- 906 00:34:27,974 --> 00:34:29,340 Alan, I'll punch you in the face. 907 00:34:29,476 --> 00:34:31,293 I really thought that it would be a heartfelt reunion. 908 00:34:31,311 --> 00:34:33,144 I really did--come on, hey, we already shot the fight. 909 00:34:33,297 --> 00:34:35,313 That's in the can. I just wanna hear your story. 910 00:34:35,465 --> 00:34:36,815 -That's all I want. -He's a dick! 911 00:34:36,967 --> 00:34:38,650 -That's it. -Okay. 912 00:34:38,802 --> 00:34:40,135 Okay. 913 00:34:40,228 --> 00:34:41,561 I had three older brothers. 914 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,307 They all played sports. They work with my dad. 915 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,477 And I came along, and I-- I'm a weird little dancer dude. 916 00:34:49,496 --> 00:34:52,480 And my mom, she played the piano. 917 00:34:52,574 --> 00:34:54,091 She loved music. 918 00:34:54,318 --> 00:34:55,575 She always encouraged me 919 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,243 even though my dad thought I was a freak. 920 00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:00,989 I think she knew who I was before I did, you know? 921 00:35:01,082 --> 00:35:02,657 She sounds like an amazing woman. 922 00:35:02,676 --> 00:35:05,084 Yeah. 923 00:35:05,162 --> 00:35:06,361 Who was Tracy? 924 00:35:06,363 --> 00:35:09,180 She was my mom's best friend. 925 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:13,001 I guess more than a friend. 926 00:35:13,019 --> 00:35:15,353 That's crazy. How did I not know that? 927 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,339 It sounds like your dad's feelings about you 928 00:35:17,357 --> 00:35:18,615 are all sort of tangled up 929 00:35:18,766 --> 00:35:20,600 with his feelings about your mom, right? 930 00:35:20,694 --> 00:35:22,077 JUSTIN: I guess so. 931 00:35:23,180 --> 00:35:26,081 But she's dead! And we're still here. 932 00:35:27,701 --> 00:35:30,535 I just...I wanna hear him say, "Good job." 933 00:35:30,612 --> 00:35:34,205 ♪ 934 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,691 I want my dad to see me dance and say, you know, 935 00:35:36,784 --> 00:35:38,969 "You're amazing." 936 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,029 You know? "That was awesome." 937 00:35:41,122 --> 00:35:43,156 Everybody wants that from their parents. 938 00:35:43,158 --> 00:35:45,049 And if they won't say it or they... 939 00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:49,229 can't say it, then you need to find the people who will. 940 00:35:50,874 --> 00:35:52,465 So I'll start. 941 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,317 Justin, you're an amazing dancer. 942 00:35:55,729 --> 00:35:58,046 And I cannot wait for the world to meet you. 943 00:35:58,064 --> 00:35:59,898 ♪ 944 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:01,491 Thank you. 945 00:36:01,718 --> 00:36:03,160 Let's do this. 946 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,329 Go after him. 947 00:36:09,817 --> 00:36:11,835 JESSICA: How did that go? 948 00:36:12,062 --> 00:36:13,653 It, uh... 949 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,580 it didn't go so good. 950 00:36:15,732 --> 00:36:18,416 Maybe I--I shouldn't have taken the selfie. 951 00:36:18,568 --> 00:36:21,252 I don't know. 952 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,571 But, uh... 953 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:25,164 yeah. 954 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,591 He's looking good, though. 955 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,577 And he's playing the-- he's playing the Prince. 956 00:36:29,746 --> 00:36:31,837 JESSICA: Yeah. 957 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,431 My boy is playing the Prince. 958 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,101 And that's, like, the big, main part of the whole thing, right? 959 00:36:37,254 --> 00:36:38,753 JESSICA: That's right. 960 00:36:38,846 --> 00:36:41,272 (dance music bumping) 961 00:36:41,425 --> 00:36:43,366 (gasps) Are you okay? 962 00:36:43,593 --> 00:36:44,701 I'm all right. 963 00:36:44,852 --> 00:36:46,261 What's going on? 964 00:36:46,354 --> 00:36:49,689 Well, I think it's safe to say that you had a tough day 965 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,208 and I think everyone did. 966 00:36:51,435 --> 00:36:53,935 You know, I thought it would be fun to have a few people over. 967 00:36:54,028 --> 00:36:56,379 But now it's kind of just turning into a whole thing. 968 00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:57,881 (laughter) 969 00:36:58,032 --> 00:36:59,791 ♪ 970 00:36:59,943 --> 00:37:01,218 ♪ Yo, I'm on fire 971 00:37:01,294 --> 00:37:03,053 ♪ People go ahead and drink up ♪ 972 00:37:03,129 --> 00:37:05,129 ♪ Get in the club, get (...) up♪ 973 00:37:05,206 --> 00:37:06,948 ♪ See me, you got me lucked up ♪ 974 00:37:06,967 --> 00:37:09,375 ♪ Someone to touch your rubber ♪ 975 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,302 ♪ Show me some love, strip off your clothes ♪ 976 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,787 ♪ And take off your socks 977 00:37:12,806 --> 00:37:14,714 Finally! Take two. They're small. 978 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:15,807 -Cheers! -Cheers. 979 00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:18,293 ♪ The party's jumping 980 00:37:18,386 --> 00:37:19,978 ♪ I see something fine 981 00:37:20,130 --> 00:37:21,963 ♪ Boy, I wanna kiss you 982 00:37:21,982 --> 00:37:23,965 ♪ But I'm just too shy 983 00:37:23,984 --> 00:37:26,726 Okay. Now the party's starting. 984 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,411 ♪ Let me wear you out 985 00:37:28,563 --> 00:37:30,488 ♪ Here's a glass of orange juice ♪ 986 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,732 (laughter) 987 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,251 ♪ The music's bangin' 988 00:37:34,327 --> 00:37:35,752 ♪ Way down in my soul 989 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,237 ♪ When you dance behind me 990 00:37:38,331 --> 00:37:39,831 ♪ I lose all control 991 00:37:39,983 --> 00:37:43,334 ♪ Make me grind my hips, make me move my waist ♪ 992 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:47,580 ♪ When the music come on, you take my breath away ♪ 993 00:37:47,674 --> 00:37:49,599 ♪ This is for my people 994 00:37:49,826 --> 00:37:51,009 ♪ My party people 995 00:37:51,161 --> 00:37:53,177 ♪ This is for my people 996 00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:55,087 ♪ My party people 997 00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:57,015 -♪ Come on -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 998 00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:58,758 Come on, Julia. 999 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,260 -♪ Come on -(chanting) Julia, Julia! 1000 00:38:01,429 --> 00:38:03,671 Julia! Yeah! 1001 00:38:03,765 --> 00:38:05,598 ♪ Come here, baby, grab me from the back ♪ 1002 00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:07,525 ♪ Baby, you the mack and you know that ♪ 1003 00:38:07,602 --> 00:38:09,527 ♪ Put the needle on the track, skip that ♪ 1004 00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:11,437 ♪ Flip that, bring the beat back ♪ 1005 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,364 ♪ Freak that, come here, baby, grab me from the back ♪ 1006 00:38:13,517 --> 00:38:15,458 ♪ Baby, you the mack, and you know that ♪ 1007 00:38:15,685 --> 00:38:17,869 ♪ Put the needle on the track, skip that, flip that ♪ 1008 00:38:18,021 --> 00:38:19,037 ♪ Bring the beat back 1009 00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:20,371 (all cheering) 1010 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:23,616 ♪ I'm at the bar now, and I'm buying drinks ♪ 1011 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,209 ♪ And I got this feeling 1012 00:38:25,362 --> 00:38:27,119 ♪ And it's all over me 1013 00:38:27,197 --> 00:38:29,806 ♪ I wanna dance with you 1014 00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:31,699 ♪ And lick your face 1015 00:38:31,718 --> 00:38:33,217 ♪ Take me on the dance floor 1016 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:34,886 ♪ To feel some ecstasy 1017 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,980 ♪ The vibe is right now 1018 00:38:37,131 --> 00:38:39,149 ♪ And I'm 'bout to score 1019 00:38:39,376 --> 00:38:41,376 ♪ Mr. DJ can you 1020 00:38:41,469 --> 00:38:42,986 ♪ Play this joint once more 1021 00:38:43,213 --> 00:38:45,380 ♪ 'cause I see the man I want ♪ 1022 00:38:45,398 --> 00:38:47,157 Get in there! 1023 00:38:47,384 --> 00:38:49,492 ♪ Look him right in his face and say ♪ 1024 00:38:49,644 --> 00:38:50,810 ♪ Dance with me 1025 00:38:50,904 --> 00:38:52,829 ♪ This is for my people 1026 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,814 ♪ My party people 1027 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,982 ♪ This is for my people 1028 00:38:57,077 --> 00:38:58,409 ♪ My party people 1029 00:38:58,562 --> 00:39:00,228 ♪ Come on 1030 00:39:00,321 --> 00:39:03,173 all: (chanting) Justin! Justin! Justin! 1031 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,259 Justin! Justin! Justin! 1032 00:39:16,930 --> 00:39:18,003 Hey. 1033 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,672 Yes? What is it? 1034 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,691 I want to be good. 1035 00:39:21,843 --> 00:39:24,435 I wanna be better than good. 1036 00:39:24,588 --> 00:39:25,987 I wanna kill it. 1037 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,515 I'll do whatever you tell me. 1038 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,201 Good. 1039 00:39:31,428 --> 00:39:35,187 I'm gonna work you so hard, you'll wish you were dead. 1040 00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:38,357 (optimistic music) 1041 00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:40,618 ♪ 1042 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,629 Okay. You gonna do this? 1043 00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:47,342 All right. Go on then. 1044 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,783 We're done. All right. 1045 00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:57,952 So now, just because it doesn't hurt anymore 1046 00:39:57,971 --> 00:39:59,378 doesn't mean you're not still injured. 1047 00:39:59,547 --> 00:40:00,880 So take it easy, eh? 1048 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,047 If I wanted medical advice, 1049 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,641 I would have gone to a better doctor. 1050 00:40:03,793 --> 00:40:04,884 Fair enough. 1051 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:08,630 (music from Swan Lake playing) 1052 00:40:08,648 --> 00:40:13,301 ♪ 1053 00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:15,820 The White Swan lives. 1054 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,805 Wanna grab a drink sometime? 1055 00:40:17,899 --> 00:40:19,249 Get out and drop dead. 1056 00:40:19,476 --> 00:40:26,172 ♪ 1057 00:40:29,502 --> 00:40:31,986 WAYNE: So Gabby... 1058 00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:33,671 Uh, yeah? 1059 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:37,267 We know yesterday's performance was challenging. 1060 00:40:37,418 --> 00:40:38,660 That's one way to put it. 1061 00:40:38,678 --> 00:40:39,769 MONICA: But I must admit, 1062 00:40:39,996 --> 00:40:42,013 you stepped into a difficult role 1063 00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:43,273 and kept your poise 1064 00:40:43,424 --> 00:40:44,999 when everything else was falling apart. 1065 00:40:45,092 --> 00:40:49,187 We also heard that you instigated a little party 1066 00:40:49,339 --> 00:40:50,780 that boosted group morale. 1067 00:40:50,932 --> 00:40:52,264 That is leadership. 1068 00:40:52,451 --> 00:40:54,934 Now, I was against this absurd car competition from the start 1069 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,027 because it runs counter 1070 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,121 to everything we are trying to do here. 1071 00:40:58,198 --> 00:41:00,439 -That stays in the cut, Nick. -Sure. 1072 00:41:00,533 --> 00:41:03,776 But you impressed the hell out of the Ballet Précis 1073 00:41:03,870 --> 00:41:07,446 as well as myself, so this Ford Mustang convertible... 1074 00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:09,207 is yours. 1075 00:41:09,359 --> 00:41:10,800 No way. 1076 00:41:11,027 --> 00:41:12,302 Yes way. 1077 00:41:12,529 --> 00:41:13,970 (sobs) 1078 00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:15,880 Uh, reset. We're gonna do that again. 1079 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,624 You're still super excited, okay? 1080 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:19,867 -Yes...way. -Throw the key. 1081 00:41:19,961 --> 00:41:22,228 (cheers and applause) 1082 00:41:24,799 --> 00:41:26,541 Hey, good job, girl. 1083 00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:29,486 (all murmuring happily) 1084 00:41:29,637 --> 00:41:33,305 ♪ 1085 00:41:33,399 --> 00:41:34,491 Hi. 1086 00:41:34,718 --> 00:41:36,067 Hey. 1087 00:41:36,219 --> 00:41:38,402 So Mike, would you ever wanna... 1088 00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:40,555 Boom! Check it out. 1089 00:41:40,573 --> 00:41:42,147 Paige texted. 1090 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,501 She wants me to come over and fix her oven. 1091 00:41:44,728 --> 00:41:47,337 Do you wanna fix her oven? 1092 00:41:47,488 --> 00:41:49,731 Selfie worked. 1093 00:41:49,824 --> 00:41:51,916 You're a genius, Paula. Seriously. 1094 00:41:52,068 --> 00:41:53,568 -Wow. -That's me. 1095 00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:56,420 I'm a genius. 1096 00:41:56,573 --> 00:41:57,847 I know that you are still the accountant for both of us, 1097 00:41:57,999 --> 00:41:59,682 but can you please help me out here? 1098 00:41:59,801 --> 00:42:01,075 -Come on. -I can try. 1099 00:42:01,094 --> 00:42:02,334 What is happening with him? 1100 00:42:02,428 --> 00:42:04,020 He was supposed to spend the night with the two girls 1101 00:42:04,171 --> 00:42:05,246 and he never shows up. 1102 00:42:05,415 --> 00:42:06,856 So Lord knows where he was, what he was doing, 1103 00:42:07,083 --> 00:42:07,857 who he was with. 1104 00:42:08,050 --> 00:42:09,584 -I know where. -Oh, do you? 1105 00:42:09,586 --> 00:42:12,070 I'm so glad everyone knows more about my husband than I do. 1106 00:42:12,179 --> 00:42:13,771 -Where the hell was he? -Costa Rica, apparently. 1107 00:42:13,940 --> 00:42:15,439 -What? -He bought a ticket 1108 00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:18,442 on a flight that left last night, but honestly, Julia, 1109 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:19,869 you've got bigger problems. 1110 00:42:20,096 --> 00:42:22,521 Lay it on me, 'cause I can handle just about anything now. 1111 00:42:22,615 --> 00:42:24,356 Have you checked your bank balance lately? 1112 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:26,960 Oh, he did not. 1113 00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:30,621 (light music) 1114 00:42:30,774 --> 00:42:33,958 ♪ 1115 00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:35,777 (squeals quietly) 1116 00:42:35,795 --> 00:42:42,225 ♪ 1117 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,971 -(gasps) -You're gonna pay for this. 1118 00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,731 Pay for what? 1119 00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,458 You're the one who got drunk, dummy. 1120 00:42:50,551 --> 00:42:51,568 Still. 1121 00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,571 This isn't over. 1122 00:42:54,722 --> 00:42:56,406 I'm still the White Swan. 1123 00:42:56,557 --> 00:42:59,409 Okay, White Swan. 1124 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,152 I'm going. 1125 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:04,472 (heavy pop music playing) 1126 00:43:04,565 --> 00:43:10,003 ♪