1 00:00:01,818 --> 00:00:05,062 SINGER: ♪ 'Cause all I do is win, win, win ♪ 2 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:06,321 -♪ And if you're going in... ♪ -ANNOUNCER: Wow! 3 00:00:06,398 --> 00:00:09,174 Returning champs Dolores Huerta High School 4 00:00:09,326 --> 00:00:10,492 are crushing this! 5 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:12,402 LUDACRIS: ♪ 'Cause I never been defeated ♪ 6 00:00:12,404 --> 00:00:13,495 ♪ And I won't stop now ♪ 7 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,180 ANNOUNCER: That's Gabby Lewis. 8 00:00:15,332 --> 00:00:17,165 The heart and soul of this team. 9 00:00:17,243 --> 00:00:18,333 She's got a bright future, 10 00:00:18,502 --> 00:00:21,503 heading off to NYU on a dance scholarship. 11 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,838 LUDACRIS: ♪ And I'm on this foolish track ♪ 12 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:25,249 ♪ So I spit my foolish flow ♪ 13 00:00:25,251 --> 00:00:26,674 ANNOUNCER: She choreographed this routine 14 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:27,693 with Justin Calgrove. 15 00:00:27,844 --> 00:00:29,010 -SINGER: Whoo! -ANNOUNCER: Wow! 16 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:31,363 We're expecting big things from these two. 17 00:00:31,515 --> 00:00:33,348 LUDACRIS: ♪ Last time on the Khaled remix ♪ 18 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,092 ♪ Now I'm on the original version ♪ 19 00:00:35,094 --> 00:00:36,443 ♪ Can't never count me out ♪ 20 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,853 ♪ Y'all better count me in ♪ 21 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:40,873 T-PAIN: ♪ Every time I step up in the building ♪ 22 00:00:40,949 --> 00:00:42,857 ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪ 23 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:44,618 (cheers and applause) 24 00:00:44,694 --> 00:00:46,211 ♪ And they stay there ♪ 25 00:00:46,288 --> 00:00:48,105 ♪ And they say yeah, and they stay there ♪ 26 00:00:48,198 --> 00:00:49,882 SINGER: ♪ Up, down, up, down ♪ 27 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:52,442 I love you. You were everything. 28 00:00:52,444 --> 00:00:53,794 I love you too. You were fire. 29 00:00:53,946 --> 00:00:54,869 You were the sun. 30 00:00:54,963 --> 00:00:56,472 You were Super Bowl Beyoncé. 31 00:00:57,874 --> 00:00:59,391 How does she not know he's gay? 32 00:00:59,468 --> 00:01:01,209 How does he not know he's gay? 33 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:03,878 Honey, you were so good. 34 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:05,898 Wow, your boobs look amazing. 35 00:01:06,049 --> 00:01:07,124 -Mom. -GINA: What? 36 00:01:07,126 --> 00:01:08,550 It's the benefit of being curvy. 37 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,884 (whispering) Beyoncé. 38 00:01:09,962 --> 00:01:11,052 I can't believe she's leaving. 39 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:13,054 Oh, I'll take good care of her at NYU. 40 00:01:13,132 --> 00:01:15,390 You said I could have the house tonight, right? 41 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,058 Yes. I'll be back at 1:00. No drinking. 42 00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:19,636 SINGER: ♪ I don't care! ♪ 43 00:01:19,655 --> 00:01:20,987 ♪ I love it ♪ 44 00:01:21,064 --> 00:01:23,824 ♪ I don't care! ♪ 45 00:01:23,976 --> 00:01:26,159 You and Justin. I'm curious. 46 00:01:26,312 --> 00:01:27,569 I mean, you two have been together for so long. 47 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:28,403 How's the sex? 48 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,421 Can I tell you something? 49 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,406 -You two haven't had sex? -How'd you know? 50 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,259 He said that he wanted to wait so it would be special. 51 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:36,578 You know, that all tracks. 52 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,821 And there's something else. 53 00:01:37,823 --> 00:01:39,323 We took a break over Christmas. 54 00:01:39,325 --> 00:01:40,248 There was this guy. 55 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,993 -(gasps) -It was one time. 56 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:44,344 I'm empty. I have more in my room. 57 00:01:44,496 --> 00:01:46,087 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 58 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:48,849 You had actual sex. That's great. 59 00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:50,943 One time, but it really just convinced me 60 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:53,353 that Justin is my soul mate. 61 00:01:53,505 --> 00:01:55,839 Gabby, Gabby. Gabby, wait. No, no, no, please. 62 00:01:55,841 --> 00:01:57,098 Okay. Okay. 63 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,042 So we were always going to have this conversation. 64 00:01:59,044 --> 00:02:00,619 I just thought it would happen earlier. 65 00:02:00,696 --> 00:02:03,013 -JUSTIN: Gabby, Gabby, Gabby! -Ooh, what happened? 66 00:02:03,031 --> 00:02:04,364 Justin's finally gay. 67 00:02:04,516 --> 00:02:06,608 Justin's finally gay? Oh, thank God. 68 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,109 You guys, Justin's gay now. 69 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,212 -(partygoers cheer) -PERSON: Finally! 70 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:12,689 Are you okay? 71 00:02:12,691 --> 00:02:13,857 Get out! 72 00:02:13,859 --> 00:02:15,300 Wait, why are you throwing up? 73 00:02:15,377 --> 00:02:18,211 -You only had one drink. -Get out! 74 00:02:18,288 --> 00:02:20,046 Gabs, I'm so sorry. 75 00:02:20,123 --> 00:02:21,214 It just happened, but I love you, 76 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:22,699 and I'll never do it again, I promise. 77 00:02:22,718 --> 00:02:24,977 Except for my dreams. I can't control my dreams. 78 00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:26,145 -Get out! -JUSTIN: Okay! 79 00:02:26,221 --> 00:02:28,313 Gabby, I don't know why I did that. 80 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:29,539 You know, my therapist says 81 00:02:29,541 --> 00:02:30,983 -I use sex as power, but-- -Get out! 82 00:02:31,059 --> 00:02:32,985 Girl, I don't know who you think you talking to. 83 00:02:36,715 --> 00:02:39,307 So Christmas break guy. 84 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,884 He used protection, right? 85 00:02:40,903 --> 00:02:43,811 (upbeat music) 86 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:51,086 ♪ ♪ 87 00:02:54,082 --> 00:02:56,991 Sam! Sam, we can't be late again. 88 00:02:57,069 --> 00:02:59,094 Come on, we got to go. Come on. 89 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,848 Mom! That's, like, a brick of sugar. 90 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:03,924 I know, honey. 91 00:03:04,076 --> 00:03:05,075 That's why I didn't give it to you. 92 00:03:05,093 --> 00:03:07,761 Oh, my God. Every morning? 93 00:03:07,837 --> 00:03:10,747 Tampered. You know this one. 94 00:03:10,766 --> 00:03:14,100 SAM: Tampered. T-A-M-P-E-R-E-D. 95 00:03:14,253 --> 00:03:15,769 GABBY: (muffled) You are so ready! 96 00:03:15,845 --> 00:03:18,238 You have the best day ever, okay? 97 00:03:21,351 --> 00:03:24,161 (school bell rings) 98 00:03:26,022 --> 00:03:27,113 JULIA: Sometimes the universe 99 00:03:27,190 --> 00:03:29,857 really is trying to tell us something. 100 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,284 I'll give you an example. 101 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:34,120 Last week, I was mid-warrior three pose, hmm, 102 00:03:34,273 --> 00:03:36,606 when in walks the most beautiful, 103 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:39,051 perfect woman in her 20s. 104 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:40,535 Well, I literally toppled over. 105 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,112 (laughs) 106 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:44,205 So what is the lesson here, ladies? 107 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,891 Compare and despair. 108 00:03:45,968 --> 00:03:47,617 You know, as a former ballet dancer, 109 00:03:47,636 --> 00:03:49,636 I should know this, right? 110 00:03:49,788 --> 00:03:52,880 Aging is a-a wonderful, wonderful journey. 111 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,475 We've worked hard to create these beautiful, loving-- 112 00:03:55,627 --> 00:03:58,311 Mom, where is my frickin' backpack? 113 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,055 Is this another post about how great it is to be old? 114 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,649 Okay, we don't use the O-word in this house, 115 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:04,301 and I'm helping an entire community 116 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:05,893 of women feel less alone. 117 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,137 Are you sure you're not helping 118 00:04:07,155 --> 00:04:08,914 an entire community of women feel like crap? 119 00:04:09,141 --> 00:04:11,399 Your backpack is on the hook where it always is. 120 00:04:11,477 --> 00:04:12,826 KEVIN: Good morning, family. 121 00:04:12,978 --> 00:04:14,995 Good morning. Working from home today? 122 00:04:15,147 --> 00:04:17,147 Yep, all day in my office. 123 00:04:17,165 --> 00:04:19,165 Please do not disturb. I'm on a deadline. 124 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:20,408 Again. Okay. 125 00:04:20,577 --> 00:04:21,927 Hey, girls, do you need me to make cupcakes for-- 126 00:04:22,078 --> 00:04:22,928 No, we don't need anything. 127 00:04:23,079 --> 00:04:24,412 Feel free to live your life. Bye! 128 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:27,157 -Have a good day. -(door closes) 129 00:04:27,159 --> 00:04:28,934 SCOTT: You have a relevance problem. 130 00:04:29,085 --> 00:04:30,844 Do you know what I mean when I say that? 131 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,846 You're calling me old? 132 00:04:32,998 --> 00:04:34,940 (both laugh) 133 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,090 I didn't say that. 134 00:04:36,168 --> 00:04:37,350 -Don't put words in my mouth. -Okay. 135 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:40,020 I'm saying that you're competing 136 00:04:40,172 --> 00:04:44,190 with influencers who have existed for less time. 137 00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:46,451 Okay, I may have lost followers. 138 00:04:46,603 --> 00:04:50,122 You're losing sponsors. Try something new. 139 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:52,699 A face-lift or a divorce. 140 00:04:52,851 --> 00:04:53,850 Are--I'm so sorry. 141 00:04:53,869 --> 00:04:57,020 Are you offended? Are you crying? 142 00:04:57,022 --> 00:04:58,204 MIKE: Okay. 143 00:04:58,281 --> 00:05:00,524 Let's set an intention, a goal. 144 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:05,953 70 to 75 RPM on two and one and two. 145 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,365 Now close your eyes. 146 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:09,699 Now I want you to imagine 147 00:05:09,718 --> 00:05:13,887 someone you love more than anyone in the world. 148 00:05:13,963 --> 00:05:14,980 And I want you to imagine 149 00:05:15,131 --> 00:05:17,131 that that person is trying to leave you. 150 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:20,727 Are you gonna let that person leave? 151 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:22,821 -ALL: No. -No! 152 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:25,065 Because that is your wife. 153 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:28,827 You made a commitment in front of 150 people. 154 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:31,071 A wedding, by the way, that we're still paying off. 155 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:33,406 I wanted to do an intimate wedding, 156 00:05:33,483 --> 00:05:36,743 and she wanted all her cousins, and she has so many cousins, 157 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,486 and a lot of them aren't great. 158 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,822 Okay, guys. Elbows in, wrists relaxed. 159 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,341 This is deranged. You need help. 160 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:47,161 And stop saying I got fired! It's not accurate. 161 00:05:47,239 --> 00:05:49,589 The auto industry shipped my job to Mexico, 162 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:52,576 and there was a global pandemic from a bat. 163 00:05:52,594 --> 00:05:55,762 A bat killed all of our grandparents. 164 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,415 How is that my fault? Any hands? No? 165 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:01,008 Then in that case, let's go to shoulder rolls. 166 00:06:01,086 --> 00:06:03,253 (grunts) Yes? 167 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:05,697 So I got fired from my spin class. 168 00:06:05,849 --> 00:06:07,348 Have you read that Brené Brown book I gave you? 169 00:06:07,426 --> 00:06:10,594 She writes a lot about vulnerability and letting go. 170 00:06:10,612 --> 00:06:11,853 You know what I hear when you say that? 171 00:06:12,097 --> 00:06:15,115 "Give up." That's not me. I'm getting my life back. 172 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:16,783 That life is not coming back, Mike. 173 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,452 The factory is closed. Paige is gone. 174 00:06:19,529 --> 00:06:21,771 No, she's not. She just needs room. 175 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:23,106 It's a trial separation. 176 00:06:23,108 --> 00:06:24,124 We're not even seeing other people. 177 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,051 But you're dealing with a lot right now. 178 00:06:26,128 --> 00:06:27,368 We're trying to say we're worried. 179 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:28,720 We're concerned you're at sea. 180 00:06:28,797 --> 00:06:30,113 We're not gonna stand here 181 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:31,131 and watch you kill yourself, man! 182 00:06:31,207 --> 00:06:32,724 -Whoa! -What's the matter with you? 183 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:34,059 Guys--hey, hey, hey! 184 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:35,118 He's got those sad eyes and everything! 185 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,637 My eyes are fine! I'm fine! 186 00:06:37,789 --> 00:06:39,547 No, I don't want a hug. 187 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:41,483 So...okay. 188 00:06:43,478 --> 00:06:45,737 What do you say we go cobble together a paycheck? 189 00:06:45,814 --> 00:06:49,557 (upbeat rock music) 190 00:06:49,635 --> 00:06:52,244 Okay, all buckled in? 191 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,564 We can always stop and get more. 192 00:06:56,642 --> 00:06:59,084 Guys, do you have a shortcut you want me to use? 193 00:07:00,829 --> 00:07:02,403 Instacart. 194 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,339 (glass shatters) 195 00:07:06,168 --> 00:07:07,909 They were out of Merlot. 196 00:07:07,986 --> 00:07:09,152 -Alan? -ALAN: Yeah, hi. 197 00:07:09,154 --> 00:07:11,078 -Uh, this is us. -NICK: Oh, this is us? 198 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:11,988 Oh, that's great. 199 00:07:12,007 --> 00:07:13,323 I love riding in the backseat 200 00:07:13,325 --> 00:07:15,341 of a compact sedan from 2001. 201 00:07:15,418 --> 00:07:17,251 The broken heater and wet dog hair comes standard. 202 00:07:17,329 --> 00:07:18,419 NICK: Never in the history of television 203 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:20,163 has an executive producer been left behind 204 00:07:20,182 --> 00:07:21,181 to die at a location, Alan. 205 00:07:21,257 --> 00:07:22,348 I thought you were in the lead van! 206 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:23,850 You th--I'm gonna push you out of this car. 207 00:07:23,927 --> 00:07:25,277 JESSICA: They can move the Zoom 15 minutes, 208 00:07:25,428 --> 00:07:26,945 but they're worried about turnout 209 00:07:27,022 --> 00:07:28,613 and want to add that to the agenda. 210 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:29,764 Well, how is that my fault? 211 00:07:29,858 --> 00:07:31,098 They dropped me in Detroit three days ago 212 00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:33,860 to save a stupid dance show, and last thing--Alan. 213 00:07:34,012 --> 00:07:36,846 Alan, that--that is too much hand sanitizer. 214 00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:39,124 Do I need to reach in and flip a breech baby later? 215 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:40,517 -I'm sorry. -Is that on the prep schedule? 216 00:07:40,535 --> 00:07:43,369 I just want a normal amount, Alan. 217 00:07:43,522 --> 00:07:44,445 And why do you have the boom? 218 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:45,689 Why does sound not have the boom? 219 00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:47,281 Gary asked me to hold it. 220 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,282 And then what happened? 221 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,784 Then I lost Gary. 222 00:07:49,861 --> 00:07:51,452 Jessica, switch places with me, or I'm going to do murder. 223 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,621 -JESSICA: No. No, no, no. -Not safe. 224 00:07:53,699 --> 00:07:55,456 NICK: I've got hand sanitizer all over my leg now. 225 00:07:55,534 --> 00:07:57,792 Well, this is it. We are here. 226 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,885 This is the opera house. 227 00:07:59,037 --> 00:08:01,188 Oh, hey. The posters are up. 228 00:08:02,224 --> 00:08:03,223 What do you think? 229 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:05,375 The woman in the wheelchair is a little much. 230 00:08:05,393 --> 00:08:08,878 No, it's perfect. Very moving. 231 00:08:08,897 --> 00:08:10,547 Emotional, right? 232 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:12,139 Good. Thanks. 233 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:15,494 (hopeful music) 234 00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:22,149 ♪ ♪ 235 00:08:22,227 --> 00:08:24,169 BARB: Gabby Lewis, guess what. 236 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,464 You're getting a promotion to project manager! 237 00:08:29,735 --> 00:08:31,492 You don't seem that excited. 238 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:35,496 Oh, I am. Thank you. It's just-- 239 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:39,267 You know, I have always thought of you as the next me. 240 00:08:41,079 --> 00:08:44,505 (soft string music playing) 241 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:50,754 ♪ ♪ 242 00:08:50,756 --> 00:08:52,346 Holy crap. 243 00:08:52,424 --> 00:08:55,867 So it's a dance reality show. It's called The Big Leap. 244 00:08:56,019 --> 00:08:57,777 What does that have to do with you? 245 00:08:57,929 --> 00:09:00,947 Well, I'm gonna audition. It's for amateur dancers. 246 00:09:01,024 --> 00:09:02,574 -No. -Why would you do that? 247 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:03,950 Yeah, why would you do that? 248 00:09:04,102 --> 00:09:05,618 'Cause they want regular people. 249 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:06,878 All styles of dance welcome. 250 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,621 Auditions are Monday. 251 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:09,881 Since when are you a dancer? 252 00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:11,532 My mom ran a dance studio. 253 00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:12,700 Did you ever take classes? 254 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,110 Whatever. I absorbed it. 255 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,278 Wait a minute, is this an elimination show? 256 00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:17,538 Actually, no. It's not an elimination show. 257 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,391 They pick a dance company of 20 people, 258 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:20,950 and then they create something together. 259 00:09:20,952 --> 00:09:22,543 Sounds like a train wreck. 260 00:09:22,621 --> 00:09:23,953 (exciting music) 261 00:09:23,972 --> 00:09:25,455 That's the thing. It's very positive. 262 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:28,308 And it all builds to a live performance of Swan Lake, 263 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:29,401 which is, you know-- 264 00:09:29,552 --> 00:09:32,295 it's very scary, but also very exciting. 265 00:09:32,314 --> 00:09:33,446 It's a grand gesture. 266 00:09:33,598 --> 00:09:35,073 -This is how I get Paige back. -(all groan) 267 00:09:35,224 --> 00:09:36,149 ANTHONY: You lost me there, man. 268 00:09:36,225 --> 00:09:38,076 Same. I withdraw my support. 269 00:09:38,227 --> 00:09:38,910 Don't you see? 270 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,394 This could change my whole life. 271 00:09:40,472 --> 00:09:41,154 Are you sure? 272 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,396 Remember when Ryan Locker 273 00:09:42,641 --> 00:09:44,324 dropped you dropped you during cheerleading tryouts? 274 00:09:44,476 --> 00:09:45,475 (laughs) 275 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,234 I literally think about it every day, 276 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,645 but thank you for checking. 277 00:09:48,647 --> 00:09:50,071 Maybe it's not too late for me to dance again. 278 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,314 Wow. 279 00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:53,182 This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. 280 00:09:53,184 --> 00:09:56,077 I'm doing the show, and I'm getting my wife back. 281 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,578 (chuckling) 282 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:58,746 I'm going for it. 283 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,099 Really? By yourself? 284 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,177 No. Not by myself. 285 00:10:04,329 --> 00:10:07,347 (REO Speedwagon's "Keep On Loving You" playing) 286 00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:08,514 ♪ ♪ 287 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,591 Hi. 288 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,669 (chuckles) 289 00:10:12,671 --> 00:10:13,761 Hi. Um... 290 00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:15,021 (clears throat) What are you-- 291 00:10:15,173 --> 00:10:16,689 I found out you work here on Instagram. 292 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:19,175 I just came to say hi. 293 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,101 You just came to say hi 294 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:21,511 after seven years of not speaking to me? 295 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:23,104 Yeah. 296 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:24,956 Well, no. 297 00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:30,186 There is this reality show for amateur dancers. 298 00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:31,296 Audition with me. 299 00:10:31,373 --> 00:10:33,189 Justin, got a ball jam on nine. 300 00:10:33,191 --> 00:10:36,051 Yeah, okay. I'll be right there. 301 00:10:37,529 --> 00:10:40,196 I called you so many times. I thought you hated me. 302 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:42,807 Pause. Who is that? 303 00:10:42,884 --> 00:10:45,535 That is my son, Sam. 304 00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:47,103 Say hi, Sam. 305 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:50,390 -Is he mine? -GABBY: What? 306 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:51,875 Are you so gay now that you don't know 307 00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:53,877 how babies are made? 308 00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:55,970 We never had sex, remember? 309 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,322 Ball's not unjamming itself, buddy. 310 00:10:57,473 --> 00:11:00,474 Bruce, we're already in hell. It's not an emergency. 311 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,809 I'm coming. 312 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,477 Just so you know, I'm not-- 313 00:11:03,613 --> 00:11:05,163 I mean, this isn't a permanent job. 314 00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:06,831 Things are a little hard out there without a degree. 315 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:07,907 I'm not judging. 316 00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:10,651 I never made it to college either. 317 00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:13,154 What happened with you? 318 00:11:13,231 --> 00:11:14,747 I came out to my dad. He kicked me out. 319 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,749 Said he wouldn't help with college. 320 00:11:16,902 --> 00:11:18,159 Haven't spoken since. 321 00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:20,586 Which you would know if you just called me back. 322 00:11:20,663 --> 00:11:22,755 I'm sorry, okay? 323 00:11:22,757 --> 00:11:25,517 I-I was pregnant and scared 324 00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:27,744 and ashamed and depressed, 325 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:31,690 and I just--I couldn't be anybody's friend. 326 00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:33,750 But I'm here now. 327 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,844 SINGER: ♪ Loving you ♪ 328 00:11:36,922 --> 00:11:38,697 Can I ask you something? 329 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,090 Are you happy? 330 00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:43,034 I work at a bowling alley. 331 00:11:43,111 --> 00:11:45,261 Okay, so maybe we're both living the wrong lives, 332 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,764 and--and this show could be a creative rebirth for us. 333 00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:51,117 -A what? -A creative rebirth. 334 00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:53,211 I can't have a creative rebirth right now. 335 00:11:53,362 --> 00:11:54,771 I've got a ball jam. 336 00:11:54,789 --> 00:11:58,883 ♪ ♪ 337 00:11:59,035 --> 00:12:00,944 (Madcon's "Beggin'" playing) 338 00:12:00,946 --> 00:12:02,946 Please don't be dancing. 339 00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:06,207 Junior year. Partners final. 340 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:10,620 You and me. I know you remember. 341 00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:13,440 Justin! I need that lane! 342 00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:16,568 You look like the biggest dork right now. 343 00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,461 It's how much I love you. 344 00:12:18,463 --> 00:12:22,240 (funky music) 345 00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:28,079 ♪ ♪ 346 00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:31,583 Yes! (laughing) 347 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:34,235 J! (laughing) 348 00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:37,830 TSHAWE: ♪ Put your loving hand out, baby ♪ 349 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:41,408 ♪ Beggin', beggin' you ♪ 350 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:45,171 ♪ Put your loving hand out, darling ♪ 351 00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:48,825 ♪ Riding high, when I was king ♪ 352 00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:52,771 ♪ Played it hard and fast 'cause I had everything ♪ 353 00:12:52,922 --> 00:12:56,257 ♪ Walked away, wondering then ♪ 354 00:12:56,334 --> 00:12:58,592 ♪ But easy come and easy go, and it would end ♪ 355 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:01,187 YOSEF: ♪ So, ah, any time I need ya, let me go ♪ 356 00:13:01,189 --> 00:13:03,172 ♪ Any time I feed ya, get me low ♪ 357 00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:05,099 ♪ Any time I see ya, let me know ♪ 358 00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:06,618 ♪ But I planted that seed, just let me grow ♪ 359 00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:08,286 -♪ I'm on knees while I'm... ♪ -TSHAWE: ♪ Beggin' ♪ 360 00:13:08,513 --> 00:13:09,695 YOSEF: ♪ 'Cause I don't wanna lose ♪ 361 00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:11,272 TSHAWE: ♪ You ♪ 362 00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:12,348 YOSEF: ♪ I got my arms so spread ♪ 363 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:13,699 ♪ I hope that my heart get fed ♪ 364 00:13:13,776 --> 00:13:14,959 ♪ Matter of fact, girl, I'm beggin' ♪ 365 00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:16,853 -TSHAWE: ♪ I need you ♪ -YOSEF: ♪ Yeah ♪ 366 00:13:16,855 --> 00:13:17,945 TSHAWE: ♪ To understand ♪ 367 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:22,025 ♪ Tried so hard to be your man ♪ 368 00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:24,636 ♪ The kind of man you want in the end ♪ 369 00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:29,456 ♪ Only then can I begin to live again ♪ 370 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:33,719 ♪ ♪ 371 00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:37,223 ♪ Beggin', beggin' you ♪ 372 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,634 ♪ Put your loving hand out, darling ♪ 373 00:13:40,712 --> 00:13:41,711 ♪ ♪ 374 00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:43,804 (pins clatter) 375 00:13:43,898 --> 00:13:45,490 (fireworks whistling, exploding) 376 00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:46,716 (giggles) 377 00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:49,385 (cheers and applause) 378 00:13:49,404 --> 00:13:52,238 (upbeat music) 379 00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:59,128 ♪ ♪ 380 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,132 -Whoa. -Wow. 381 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,331 Hello, Detroit! We're here. We're back. 382 00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:13,518 We came through a nightmare, and now we get 383 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,078 to be together again. 384 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,855 Raise your hand if you are sick 385 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,857 of dancing like nobody is watching. 386 00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:21,025 (cheers and applause) 387 00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:22,418 I see you. 388 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,028 When I went to New York, they told me 389 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:26,865 I didn't have the training to be a ballet dancer. 390 00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:29,850 So I worked my ass off, and three years later, 391 00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:33,279 I was a principal dancer at the American Ballet Theater 392 00:14:33,431 --> 00:14:37,116 because I demanded a second chance for myself, 393 00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:39,118 like I'm demanding a second chance for you. 394 00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:42,881 We are gonna dance like everybody is watching. 395 00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:46,075 He's good. Inspirational. Not too earnest. I like him. 396 00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:48,869 WAYNE: We are gonna take the big leap! 397 00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:50,704 Is it the right title? 398 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,206 Should we go with Dance Your Heart Out? 399 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:55,709 We should go with Career-Ending Diaper Fire. 400 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,303 Wow. (chuckles) 401 00:14:57,455 --> 00:14:59,230 Save that for the camera, sister. 402 00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:00,565 WAYNE: Audition in any style you want today. 403 00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:03,476 40 of you will advance, and of those people, 404 00:15:03,552 --> 00:15:06,237 they will partner dance, then we will pick 20 people, 405 00:15:06,314 --> 00:15:09,815 and that will be The Big Leap Dance Company. 406 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:12,393 (cheers and applause) 407 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,580 -Are you ready? -(crowd cheering) 408 00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:16,822 I said, "Are you ready?" 409 00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:18,641 ALL: Yeah! 410 00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:21,252 Hey! That was just great. Couple of things. 411 00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:23,829 We're looking for personality. Crazy is not a bad thing. 412 00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:25,648 I thought we were trying to find great dancers. 413 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:28,742 All we're going to find is type 2 diabetes. 414 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,503 She's gonna test through the roof. 415 00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:33,080 (funky music) 416 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,141 -What is happening right now? -Move him along. 417 00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:36,917 -Okay, stop. Thank you. -WAYNE: Next. 418 00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:39,845 No. No. No! Oh, shoot me. 419 00:15:39,998 --> 00:15:41,180 WAYNE: You did the best you could. 420 00:15:41,332 --> 00:15:42,665 See, look, I made her go away. 421 00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:45,518 No. No. Thank you. 422 00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:46,927 Oh, that just gave me a UTI. 423 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,071 Next. 424 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:50,597 Is she giving me a curse? 425 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,450 -WAYNE: Thank you. -MONICA: We're good. 426 00:15:52,527 --> 00:15:55,861 ♪ ♪ 427 00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:57,771 -Hello. -Hello. 428 00:15:57,849 --> 00:15:59,849 Uh, um, I'm Mike Devries. 429 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,684 -Yeah, bro! Mike! Mikey! -Hey, Mike! 430 00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:02,961 Oh, my God. 431 00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:04,278 (Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity" playing) 432 00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:06,780 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 433 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,191 ♪ Oh ♪ 434 00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:10,526 ♪ World we're living in ♪ 435 00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:11,636 ♪ Let me tell ya ♪ 436 00:16:11,863 --> 00:16:14,138 ♪ And it's a wonder men can eat at all ♪ 437 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:17,291 ♪ When things are big that should be small ♪ 438 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:19,719 ♪ Who can tell what magic spells ♪ 439 00:16:19,871 --> 00:16:21,887 ♪ We'll be doing for us? ♪ 440 00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:22,981 ♪ And I'm giving... ♪ 441 00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:25,374 You go, disenfranchised white male. 442 00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:27,543 Get a camera on his schlubby friends back there. 443 00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:28,987 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ I can't see ♪ 444 00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:30,046 ♪ I can't breathe ♪ 445 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:32,824 ♪ No more will we be ♪ 446 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,309 ♪ And nothing's gonna change the way we live ♪ 447 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,887 ♪ 'Cause we can always take but never give ♪ 448 00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:39,813 -♪ And now that things-- ♪ -WAYNE: Fantastic. 449 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,741 Congratulations. You're advancing. 450 00:16:41,743 --> 00:16:42,816 Okay! 451 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,243 -Come on, Mike! -Hey! 452 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,745 ♪ ♪ 453 00:16:45,897 --> 00:16:47,730 WAYNE: Wonderful. Wonderful. Yes, yes. 454 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,398 I feel a second chance coming on. 455 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,733 Congratulations. 456 00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:53,011 Oh, no, no, sorry. I can't do another Spider-Man. 457 00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:54,737 How many Spider-Men are there in Detroit? 458 00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:55,829 Apparently a lot. 459 00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:59,183 ♪ ♪ 460 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:04,022 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ Futures made of virtual insanity ♪ 461 00:17:04,098 --> 00:17:06,582 ♪ Now, always seem to... ♪ 462 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,267 We can't believe we're gonna say this, 463 00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:09,694 but you're going through. 464 00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:10,753 -Yes! -Yes! 465 00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:13,105 ♪ ♪ 466 00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,682 Congratulations! Next. 467 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,110 (music stops) 468 00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:19,853 (music resumes) 469 00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,189 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ Futures made of ♪ 470 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,149 You're going through. 471 00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:27,378 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ Now always seem to ♪ 472 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,939 ♪ Be governed by this love we have ♪ 473 00:17:29,957 --> 00:17:31,957 Now, that is a ticket I am willing to pay. 474 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,293 You are advancing. Yes, yes. 475 00:17:34,445 --> 00:17:35,428 I love the meter maid. 476 00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:37,797 Hi. 477 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:38,723 She had breast cancer last year. 478 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,116 She almost died. 479 00:17:40,134 --> 00:17:41,951 That's good-- breast cancer always plays. 480 00:17:41,953 --> 00:17:43,119 -It's not enough. -Sorry. 481 00:17:43,121 --> 00:17:44,395 -Why is this so hard? -I'm so sorry. 482 00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:48,066 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ Twisting, poppin' new technology ♪ 483 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,716 ♪ Oh, now there is no sound... ♪ 484 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,143 What's your name? 485 00:17:51,296 --> 00:17:52,070 Do you have a Broadway background? 486 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,145 Paula Clark. 487 00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:55,389 I was a musical theater major in college. 488 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,075 -Welcome back. -(Paula shrieks) 489 00:17:57,151 --> 00:17:59,744 -Hi, I'm Brittney Lovewell. -Simon Lovewell. 490 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,061 Married couple team. 491 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,306 -No, no, we're siblings. -We're twins. 492 00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:06,309 Uh, twintastic. Show me what you got. 493 00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:08,160 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ Of our new technology ♪ 494 00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:09,903 ♪ And now there is no sound ♪ 495 00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:11,831 ♪ For we all live underground ♪ 496 00:18:11,907 --> 00:18:13,149 I feel like they're gonna kiss. 497 00:18:13,151 --> 00:18:14,609 I don't want to see it, but I can't look away. 498 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:17,336 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ Oh, now there's nothing that we live in ♪ 499 00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:20,932 Call research and see how incest plays in the Midwest. 500 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,433 Twincest. 501 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,660 Congratulations. Next. 502 00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:26,846 Whenever you're ready. 503 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:29,440 Oh, finally! A ballet dancer. 504 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,258 ♪ ♪ 505 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,777 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ A foolish mind ♪ 506 00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:34,928 -SINGER: ♪ Virtual insanity ♪ -JAMIROQUAI: Yeah. 507 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:38,023 She is the exact average age of our viewer. 508 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,284 JAMIROQUAI: ♪ Virtual insanity ♪ 509 00:18:40,436 --> 00:18:44,455 ♪ Is what we're living in ♪ 510 00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:47,941 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 511 00:18:48,019 --> 00:18:51,871 ♪ It's all right ♪ 512 00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,965 WAYNE: Absolutely beautiful. 513 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:56,283 -It was nice. -She was wonderful. 514 00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:58,210 -MONICA: Well--yes. -Congratulations. 515 00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:00,138 -You're moving through. -Thank you so much. 516 00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:02,047 -Okay, is ballet boring? -I love the ballet. 517 00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,215 All right, name one ballet dancer. 518 00:19:03,368 --> 00:19:04,533 Natalie Portman's husband. 519 00:19:04,552 --> 00:19:06,627 What's his name? 520 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,720 -Okay. -WAYNE: Next. 521 00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:09,221 I'm Raven Price. 522 00:19:09,374 --> 00:19:11,557 I'm an exotic dancer and adult-film actress. 523 00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:12,966 I have a new movie coming out. 524 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:15,728 It's my first fan bang, just in time for the holidays. 525 00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,230 (driving rock music) 526 00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:21,050 SINGER: ♪ I'm on fire for you ♪ 527 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,735 ♪ I'm hypnotized by what you do ♪ 528 00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:24,220 That's a lot of baby powder. 529 00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:26,238 SINGER: ♪ You're like my favorite dream ♪ 530 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:29,074 ♪ I watch you over and over again ♪ 531 00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:31,243 NICK: I love her. Guys, hey, I love her. 532 00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:32,578 She's in. 533 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:33,838 Congratulations. 534 00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:35,231 (laughs) 535 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,508 -Oh, gosh. -Next. 536 00:19:37,585 --> 00:19:39,235 MONICA: If I got in a car crash, could-- 537 00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:40,994 do you think I could get out of my contract? 538 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:45,257 (Madcon's "Beggin'" playing) 539 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:49,261 TSHAWE: ♪ I need you to understand ♪ 540 00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:53,449 ♪ Tried so hard to be your man ♪ 541 00:19:53,451 --> 00:19:56,194 ♪ The kind of man you want in the end ♪ 542 00:19:56,345 --> 00:20:00,940 ♪ Only then can I begin to live again ♪ 543 00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:04,685 ♪ An empty shell, I used to be ♪ 544 00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,037 (gasps) 545 00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:08,113 -JUSTIN: Are you okay? -GABBY: Yeah. Yeah. 546 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:10,933 (tense music) 547 00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:12,210 J-just give us a second. 548 00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:19,008 ♪ ♪ 549 00:20:19,794 --> 00:20:21,201 Justin, you were excellent. 550 00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:22,720 You're advancing. 551 00:20:22,871 --> 00:20:24,722 Gabby, I'm sorry, but this is the end of the road for you. 552 00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:27,725 (somber music) 553 00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:29,393 ♪ ♪ 554 00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,878 -JUSTIN: Gabby-- -It's okay. It's okay. 555 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,273 I'm so happy for you, okay? 556 00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:41,297 MONICA: Five and six and seven and eight. 557 00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:43,407 It's a simple partner dance. 558 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:44,725 I took all the ballet out of this. 559 00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:47,820 I cannot dumb it down for you any further. 560 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,972 Don't want to see that in here. 561 00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,916 Watch the stripper back, please. 562 00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:53,993 I prefer the term "sex worker." 563 00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:57,630 (cane tapping repeatedly) 564 00:21:01,652 --> 00:21:03,986 I started dancing when I was six years old. 565 00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:07,172 I worked until my feet bled. 566 00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:09,100 I spent six years in the corps 567 00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,509 before I became a prima ballerina. 568 00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:12,678 Didn't get my period until I was 30. 569 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:15,255 You guys... 570 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,590 you just rolled out of bed this morning, 571 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,985 ate a bowl of cheese, and now you get to dance 572 00:21:19,094 --> 00:21:21,279 in front of millions of people. 573 00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:27,234 We're building to a live performance of Swan Lake, 574 00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:30,846 and you're too stupid to be nervous. 575 00:21:30,865 --> 00:21:32,272 I'm nervous now. 576 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,124 Shut up! 577 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,700 -(Nick laughs) -MONICA: Again! 578 00:21:34,777 --> 00:21:37,444 I'm turned on and terrified at the same time. 579 00:21:37,522 --> 00:21:39,279 Listen, I just got off a Zoom with the network. 580 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,040 A little worried about the lack of star power. 581 00:21:41,116 --> 00:21:42,967 Idea. Reggie Sadler. 582 00:21:43,044 --> 00:21:44,376 Tight end for the Detroit Lions. 583 00:21:44,453 --> 00:21:46,028 He's on the wrong side of 30. 584 00:21:46,047 --> 00:21:48,213 Plus, he just got suspended from his third DUI. 585 00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:49,307 Here, check him out. 586 00:21:49,534 --> 00:21:50,457 REGGIE: Telling me I can't play. 587 00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:52,125 -I can play! -TEENAGER: Guys. 588 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,978 This is Reggie Sadler wasted on a football field. 589 00:21:54,055 --> 00:21:55,128 -It's so sad. -Watch the pizza. 590 00:21:55,206 --> 00:21:56,555 -REGGIE: Touchdown! -NICK: Spike! 591 00:21:56,632 --> 00:21:57,815 Look at those moves. Look at that potential. 592 00:21:57,892 --> 00:21:58,891 You see the dancing? 593 00:21:58,967 --> 00:22:00,059 And then he gets angry 594 00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:01,210 at the camera guy, and he might hit him. 595 00:22:01,228 --> 00:22:02,153 It's not important, but he's good. 596 00:22:02,304 --> 00:22:03,212 -No way. -I know. That's what I said. 597 00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:04,638 He's never gonna do this, 598 00:22:04,715 --> 00:22:06,231 but he lost all his endorsements. 599 00:22:06,384 --> 00:22:07,383 Twitter is mad as hell at him because he called 600 00:22:07,385 --> 00:22:08,826 Michelle Obama's ass fat. 601 00:22:08,977 --> 00:22:10,161 No one wants to touch him. 602 00:22:10,312 --> 00:22:12,054 We got a meeting with him tomorrow. 603 00:22:12,056 --> 00:22:13,313 MONICA: Wake up! 604 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,482 There are people who would kill to be here! 605 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,226 GINA: I'm so sorry. 606 00:22:17,244 --> 00:22:19,319 Sammy! What happened? 607 00:22:19,397 --> 00:22:21,488 He got a really hard word. 608 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:25,009 Abecedarian. Who even knows what that means? 609 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,994 I peed my pants. We have to move! 610 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,738 Sam, it stinks, 611 00:22:29,757 --> 00:22:32,925 but life is about coming back from a punch. 612 00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:34,518 You got to keep getting up, 613 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:36,412 no matter how many times you get kicked in the teeth. 614 00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:37,763 Okay. Okay. 615 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:42,008 Sam, I want you to run to the vending machine. 616 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,445 We need some chocolate, okay? 617 00:22:48,259 --> 00:22:49,258 Go back to the show. 618 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:51,260 Tell them they made a mistake. 619 00:22:51,278 --> 00:22:52,352 Get a second chance. 620 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:56,665 I had my second chance, Mom, and I blew it. 621 00:22:58,193 --> 00:22:59,693 I know your depression 622 00:22:59,770 --> 00:23:03,272 is telling you terrible things about yourself and your future, 623 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:06,258 but your depression is a liar. 624 00:23:08,629 --> 00:23:10,462 (sighs) 625 00:23:10,539 --> 00:23:12,390 I love you so much. 626 00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:16,376 You deserve a little more in life, honey. 627 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:18,044 Go get it. 628 00:23:18,122 --> 00:23:20,973 (uplifting music) 629 00:23:21,049 --> 00:23:23,308 ♪ ♪ 630 00:23:23,461 --> 00:23:24,960 All right, uh, this group's released for today. 631 00:23:24,979 --> 00:23:26,195 Thank you. 632 00:23:29,650 --> 00:23:30,891 Oh, you're reading Brené Brown. 633 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,317 That's impressive for a guy. 634 00:23:32,394 --> 00:23:35,913 Um, yeah, no, a friend gave it to me. 635 00:23:36,064 --> 00:23:38,432 Oh, you have a friend-- also impressive for a guy. 636 00:23:38,509 --> 00:23:40,901 Even more impressive, I'm reading it in French. 637 00:23:40,978 --> 00:23:43,312 -Really? -No! What? 638 00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:44,997 -(chuckles) -MIKE: You bought that? 639 00:23:45,073 --> 00:23:46,315 PAULA: That book helped me so much. 640 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:48,592 MIKE: Really? How so? 641 00:23:48,744 --> 00:23:51,429 I had this big corporate job, and then I got sick. 642 00:23:51,656 --> 00:23:53,079 She helped me realize it was time to quit. 643 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,657 -Is everything okay? -Oh, yeah. 644 00:23:54,675 --> 00:23:56,100 I'm more worried about getting cut in there. 645 00:23:56,177 --> 00:23:57,509 Everyone else is so fresh 646 00:23:57,662 --> 00:23:59,085 and I'm all like... ♪ Shuffle, ball, change ♪ 647 00:23:59,163 --> 00:24:00,679 Stop, you're great. 648 00:24:00,831 --> 00:24:02,589 You know, my mom loves musicals. 649 00:24:02,591 --> 00:24:06,259 You know, I can do a poor man's Gene Kelly here. 650 00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:07,853 (smooth jazz music) 651 00:24:08,005 --> 00:24:10,856 Does this poor man's Gene Kelly have a broken foot? 652 00:24:11,008 --> 00:24:12,524 Wow, see, I should be offended, 653 00:24:12,677 --> 00:24:15,227 but I feel like it's coming from a place of jealousy. 654 00:24:15,379 --> 00:24:19,123 So how about a little, uh, Singin' in the Rain? 655 00:24:19,241 --> 00:24:20,975 Oh, here comes the rich man's Debbie Reynolds. 656 00:24:20,977 --> 00:24:22,776 Oh, wow. We're committing, huh? 657 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:26,780 SINGER: ♪ Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it ♪ 658 00:24:26,857 --> 00:24:28,207 I see what's going on. 659 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,509 -Here I go. -Wow. 660 00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:34,120 Are we actually in a musical right now? 661 00:24:34,198 --> 00:24:35,664 So those two? 662 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:36,974 He was laid off from his auto factory job. 663 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:38,367 She worked for the same company-- 664 00:24:38,369 --> 00:24:42,054 Vice President of Restructuring. 665 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,706 So she fired him. 666 00:24:43,708 --> 00:24:45,816 He has no idea, and now they're cutely flirting 667 00:24:45,968 --> 00:24:47,059 and dancing on a fire escape. 668 00:24:47,211 --> 00:24:48,393 Why are we not filming this? 669 00:24:48,546 --> 00:24:50,062 Hey, guys, what do you think we're doing here? 670 00:24:50,214 --> 00:24:52,172 -Come on. -MIKE: Nice. 671 00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:54,307 -(Paula laughs) -That's pretty good. 672 00:24:54,385 --> 00:24:56,327 -Permission to smack your foot? -Go ahead. 673 00:24:56,478 --> 00:24:57,644 Coming up. 674 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,996 ♪ ♪ 675 00:24:59,147 --> 00:25:00,981 -Going down. -PAULA: Going up. 676 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,725 -MIKE: Going across. -(laughs) 677 00:25:02,818 --> 00:25:03,984 Let's snap. 678 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,244 -Let's do that. -Okay. 679 00:25:05,396 --> 00:25:06,578 ♪ ♪ 680 00:25:06,731 --> 00:25:09,340 I feel like you're more of a reader than a dancer. 681 00:25:09,491 --> 00:25:11,750 The funny thing is, I actually can't read either. 682 00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:13,085 (laughs) 683 00:25:13,161 --> 00:25:14,253 All right, then, now watch me play. 684 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,013 -PAULA: Yeah. -MIKE: One hand, throw up and-- 685 00:25:16,164 --> 00:25:17,681 PAIGE: Mike? 686 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:19,424 Paige. Hey. 687 00:25:19,577 --> 00:25:22,853 That's gre--okay. Um, this is my, uh, wife. 688 00:25:23,005 --> 00:25:24,170 -He said wife? -JESSICA: Uh-huh. 689 00:25:24,265 --> 00:25:25,764 Oh, it's a gift from God. I want one on her... 690 00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:27,340 I'm trying to patch things up, uh... 691 00:25:27,418 --> 00:25:29,601 -PAULA: Uh-huh. -MIKE: With her and, uh... 692 00:25:29,603 --> 00:25:31,086 Whoa, hey. 693 00:25:31,105 --> 00:25:33,756 It's crazy that you are-- 694 00:25:33,758 --> 00:25:35,591 Hi. How are you? 695 00:25:35,593 --> 00:25:37,201 -MIKE: Good, good. -What is all this? 696 00:25:37,278 --> 00:25:41,096 This is a reality dance show that I'm doing. 697 00:25:41,156 --> 00:25:43,599 How are you-- Who's--who's this guy? 698 00:25:43,601 --> 00:25:45,284 I thought we weren't seeing other people. 699 00:25:45,436 --> 00:25:48,028 I'm Patrick. I-I heard a lot about you. 700 00:25:48,105 --> 00:25:50,289 -Maybe I should go. -No. What? This is amazing. 701 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,549 Hey, come here. Come here. You stay. 702 00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:54,109 I need you here because, uh, triangle, okay? 703 00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:55,444 MIKE: Is he in wealth management? 704 00:25:55,462 --> 00:25:57,629 Mike, don't start-- don't even start this crap. 705 00:25:57,706 --> 00:25:59,056 I never said I wasn't seeing other people. 706 00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:00,224 You made that up! 707 00:26:00,301 --> 00:26:01,617 We can keep this friendly, right? 708 00:26:01,635 --> 00:26:04,119 Patrick, nobody's talking to you, man, so-- 709 00:26:04,212 --> 00:26:06,288 Easy. Easy. Camera. 710 00:26:06,307 --> 00:26:07,306 Can I get you to sign this? It's the release. 711 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:08,715 Oh, I-I don't want to be on reality TV. 712 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,642 -So, no, thank you. -You want to talk about this? 713 00:26:10,795 --> 00:26:11,977 Let's talk about it. Give me the paper. 714 00:26:12,129 --> 00:26:13,219 -Yes, here we go. -MIKE: Don't do that. 715 00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:15,480 Just one initial there and sign right at the bottom. 716 00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:17,149 Maybe we can take a walk around the block-- 717 00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:18,817 That's great. All right. Carry on, please. 718 00:26:18,969 --> 00:26:20,819 Okay, you got laid off. 719 00:26:20,896 --> 00:26:23,488 You think you're the first person to lose their job? 720 00:26:23,641 --> 00:26:25,899 That's not why I left. 721 00:26:25,976 --> 00:26:27,159 I left because you were mean, 722 00:26:27,311 --> 00:26:29,645 and you wouldn't get off the couch. 723 00:26:29,647 --> 00:26:30,737 You need help, Mike. 724 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,482 What, you're-- you're doing a reality show? 725 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,240 Really? 726 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:35,484 Is this really a great time 727 00:26:35,486 --> 00:26:37,986 for you to be introduced to the world? 728 00:26:38,005 --> 00:26:39,321 Oh, and this guy, Patrick-- 729 00:26:39,323 --> 00:26:40,339 Again, don't want to be on TV. 730 00:26:40,415 --> 00:26:41,581 He's a teacher. 731 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:44,101 He doesn't have two nickels to rub together, 732 00:26:44,178 --> 00:26:45,936 but he's happy. 733 00:26:46,013 --> 00:26:48,922 He likes himself, and he likes me. 734 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,424 I like you. I love you. 735 00:26:51,502 --> 00:26:53,444 I tried so hard to make things work, 736 00:26:53,595 --> 00:26:57,097 but you just completely shut down. 737 00:26:57,116 --> 00:27:00,008 I married a happy guy, Mike. 738 00:27:00,027 --> 00:27:02,177 If that guy ever shows up again, 739 00:27:02,196 --> 00:27:04,771 he can give me a call. 740 00:27:04,849 --> 00:27:06,123 Come on, Patrick. 741 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:07,625 PATRICK: Paige, this is still a-a date, yeah? 742 00:27:07,701 --> 00:27:10,352 NICK: Push, push. A little tighter. Two tease. 743 00:27:10,354 --> 00:27:12,112 There we go. All right, we got that. 744 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,948 Thank you, guys. Looks great. 745 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,783 PERSON: Lunch is here. 746 00:27:16,861 --> 00:27:19,786 (sentimental music) 747 00:27:19,864 --> 00:27:26,602 ♪ ♪ 748 00:27:29,631 --> 00:27:31,798 I made it to the next round. 749 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:33,299 Are you really gonna do this show? 750 00:27:33,377 --> 00:27:35,043 Yeah, if I make the final cut. 751 00:27:35,062 --> 00:27:36,487 -Mm. -Want to fool around? 752 00:27:36,638 --> 00:27:39,990 Oh, honey, I'm just tired. 753 00:27:40,142 --> 00:27:42,142 You know, we haven't had sex in six months. 754 00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:43,309 What, are you keeping score? 755 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:46,312 Well, that's not hard because the score is zero. 756 00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:48,165 -We barely talk anymore, Kevin. -(sighs) 757 00:27:48,316 --> 00:27:50,242 All you do a sit in your office all day long. 758 00:27:50,318 --> 00:27:52,152 You know, I'm getting really tired of apologizing 759 00:27:52,229 --> 00:27:53,228 for working my ass off. 760 00:27:53,247 --> 00:27:55,321 -Are you having an affair? -No! 761 00:27:55,399 --> 00:27:57,341 Why is this all of a sudden so important to you? 762 00:27:57,492 --> 00:27:59,084 What, you want to put it on Instagram? 763 00:27:59,161 --> 00:28:00,511 "Kevin lasted 14 minutes last night. 764 00:28:00,587 --> 00:28:03,496 Champagne emoji, heart emoji, smiley face." 765 00:28:03,574 --> 00:28:05,182 -Okay, that's mean. -It's true! 766 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,742 Our whole lives are online, 767 00:28:06,744 --> 00:28:09,578 and this reality show-- I don't want you to do it. 768 00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:10,837 Well, that's not entirely up to you. 769 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:11,914 I want my privacy. 770 00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:14,766 Please, please don't do it. 771 00:28:14,919 --> 00:28:15,734 Please! 772 00:28:17,271 --> 00:28:18,696 (door slams) 773 00:28:18,847 --> 00:28:21,699 MARTY: Nick, Charlotte wants to move to London with Henry. 774 00:28:21,775 --> 00:28:24,184 Well, Charlotte can't because we share custody in New York. 775 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,944 Um, Reggie Sadler's here. 776 00:28:26,096 --> 00:28:27,687 MARTY: She is making the case, since you were never home, 777 00:28:27,765 --> 00:28:29,206 that you don't really live in New York-- 778 00:28:29,357 --> 00:28:31,191 No, my work is out of town. This is ridiculous. 779 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,451 She can't take my kid. 780 00:28:32,603 --> 00:28:34,378 -ALAN: Reggie Sadler's here. -NICK: Hold on. 781 00:28:34,529 --> 00:28:36,529 Oh, really, Ron Weasley? Reggie Sadler's here? 782 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:38,457 Okay, I'll just give up custody of my kid 783 00:28:38,609 --> 00:28:41,218 so we can start the meeting on your schedule. 784 00:28:41,411 --> 00:28:42,611 You have no idea what to do right now, do you? 785 00:28:42,613 --> 00:28:44,279 -I--no. -Punch yourself in the face 786 00:28:44,298 --> 00:28:45,297 and go offer him some coffee! 787 00:28:45,373 --> 00:28:46,949 Obviously I need a minute here. 788 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:48,559 Sorry. 789 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:51,377 Look, Marty, I need you to make this go away, okay? 790 00:28:51,455 --> 00:28:52,479 I can't--I-- 791 00:28:54,549 --> 00:28:57,050 Marty, I got to be able to see my kid. 792 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,652 Please figure it out. 793 00:29:01,465 --> 00:29:03,323 (sighs) 794 00:29:04,802 --> 00:29:07,469 Holding auditions from which we will choose 20 people 795 00:29:07,488 --> 00:29:09,805 who will go on to rehearse and then perform... 796 00:29:09,823 --> 00:29:10,822 Who's in there? 797 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,416 -It's, uh, Reggie Sadler. -NICK: Swan Lake. 798 00:29:12,493 --> 00:29:15,477 We are prepared to offer you $2 million. 799 00:29:15,479 --> 00:29:17,237 Well, you'll have to audition, of course. 800 00:29:17,314 --> 00:29:18,088 Whoa. 801 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,257 Audition on--on camera? (laughs) 802 00:29:20,334 --> 00:29:22,259 -No. -He doesn't have to audition. 803 00:29:22,410 --> 00:29:23,502 -He absolutely has to audition. -Of course he does! 804 00:29:23,578 --> 00:29:25,170 No, I have to protect his brand. 805 00:29:25,322 --> 00:29:26,096 Well, look, right now, his brand 806 00:29:26,248 --> 00:29:27,431 is crazy, drunk misogynist. 807 00:29:27,658 --> 00:29:28,748 -What else are you gonna do? -We'll figure it out. 808 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,175 NICK: Thanks for playing for the team, guys. 809 00:29:30,327 --> 00:29:31,510 WAYNE: Well, we'll have to know if he can dance. 810 00:29:31,586 --> 00:29:32,752 MONICA: How am I supposed to pull off 811 00:29:32,846 --> 00:29:34,271 a production of Swan Lake with no real dancers? 812 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,514 NICK: I don't know! 813 00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:37,274 It's gonna be a real nail-biter. 814 00:29:37,425 --> 00:29:39,592 The harder your job is, the better the show is. 815 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:41,427 Excuse me, if I can teach him the choreography 816 00:29:41,505 --> 00:29:43,505 and get him to audition, can I get another shot? 817 00:29:43,507 --> 00:29:45,190 -No. -Yes. 818 00:29:45,342 --> 00:29:46,842 You're the single mom we cut yesterday, right? 819 00:29:46,844 --> 00:29:48,118 Gabby, and that was unfair. 820 00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:49,453 There was stripper dust on the stage. 821 00:29:49,604 --> 00:29:51,696 I'm sorry, she was cut. There's no second chances. 822 00:29:51,849 --> 00:29:54,516 Well, to be fair the show is literally about second chances. 823 00:29:54,535 --> 00:29:55,959 NICK: Yeah, I like her coming down here 824 00:29:56,186 --> 00:29:57,185 and asking for another shot. 825 00:29:57,204 --> 00:29:58,295 That's plucky as hell, and look at her. 826 00:29:58,372 --> 00:30:01,781 Her hair, those freckles-- I'm drawn in. 827 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:04,134 I don't know whether she's Black or white or what. 828 00:30:04,361 --> 00:30:06,136 You know what she looks like to me? 829 00:30:06,288 --> 00:30:08,864 She looks like America, and America needs a win. 830 00:30:08,882 --> 00:30:11,141 -She really does. -Yeah. 831 00:30:11,293 --> 00:30:13,018 Come on, teach her the dance. 832 00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:21,467 I'm only showing you this once. 833 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,468 Mm-hmm. 834 00:30:22,563 --> 00:30:24,137 REGGIE: It's a lot of money, Jade. 835 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,380 JADE: We're appealing your suspension. 836 00:30:25,399 --> 00:30:27,215 We can't find a doctor to say I can play. 837 00:30:27,234 --> 00:30:28,567 My career could be over. 838 00:30:28,643 --> 00:30:31,053 I'm selling my furniture, Jade. I need a plan. 839 00:30:31,055 --> 00:30:33,905 Excuse me! Excuse me! Hi, excuse me. 840 00:30:33,982 --> 00:30:36,074 Uh, I'm Gabby Lewis. 841 00:30:36,226 --> 00:30:37,501 I'm with the show. You need to do this. 842 00:30:37,578 --> 00:30:40,579 You need the money, your reputation is trash, 843 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:42,322 and women hate you. 844 00:30:42,399 --> 00:30:43,915 That last part ain't true. 845 00:30:44,068 --> 00:30:45,342 This will be goodwill in the bank. 846 00:30:45,493 --> 00:30:46,844 I can teach you. 847 00:30:46,995 --> 00:30:49,404 (upbeat music) 848 00:30:49,423 --> 00:30:52,832 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's do it. 849 00:30:52,910 --> 00:30:55,668 Your house, one hour. 850 00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,170 Uh, sorry. 851 00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,064 Um, I don't know where you live. 852 00:31:02,603 --> 00:31:04,177 (upbeat music) 853 00:31:04,254 --> 00:31:05,270 REGGIE: All right, so what we doing? 854 00:31:05,347 --> 00:31:08,090 (clears throat) Right. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes. 855 00:31:08,092 --> 00:31:11,259 Let's, um, partner up. Okay. 856 00:31:11,261 --> 00:31:12,685 Your, uh, your right hand on my shoulder, 857 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:13,929 and your left onto my-- 858 00:31:13,931 --> 00:31:16,707 (laughing) 859 00:31:16,858 --> 00:31:18,024 Sorry. Sorry. Uh, pandemic. 860 00:31:18,102 --> 00:31:20,360 I haven't been-- I haven't been touched 861 00:31:20,437 --> 00:31:22,287 by a man in--in, like, a year. (giggles) 862 00:31:22,364 --> 00:31:25,048 -You good? -Mm-hmm. Yes, yes. Here we go. 863 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,943 Here we go. Mm-hmm. Right hand on my shoulder. 864 00:31:27,945 --> 00:31:30,278 (laughing) 865 00:31:30,297 --> 00:31:32,114 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 866 00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:36,968 It's actually been, um, much, much longer than a year. 867 00:31:37,121 --> 00:31:39,003 I'm gonna just-- I'm gonna get some water, okay? 868 00:31:39,156 --> 00:31:41,623 I'm gonna-- (giggles) 869 00:31:41,642 --> 00:31:48,488 ♪ ♪ 870 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,581 GABBY: And don't forget to breathe. 871 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,250 One, two. Shoulders back. 872 00:32:17,327 --> 00:32:19,252 Watch your posture. Look me in the eye. 873 00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:22,606 Yep. Ow, that's my foot. And that's my boob. 874 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:25,049 -Sorry. -It's okay. It's okay. 875 00:32:25,127 --> 00:32:26,109 Don't let a sweet handful of boob 876 00:32:26,186 --> 00:32:27,778 get in the way of your success. 877 00:32:27,854 --> 00:32:29,429 It's not the boob. The boob is wonderful. 878 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,447 I'm a boob man. 879 00:32:30,674 --> 00:32:31,782 Great. Uh-huh. 880 00:32:31,858 --> 00:32:33,450 Oh, my God. 881 00:32:34,695 --> 00:32:36,119 I'm not a dancer. 882 00:32:36,196 --> 00:32:38,680 Hey, have you ever even seen Swan Lake? 883 00:32:38,699 --> 00:32:40,031 Man, hell, no. 884 00:32:40,108 --> 00:32:43,627 (dramatic music playing) 885 00:32:43,704 --> 00:32:45,778 ♪ ♪ 886 00:32:45,798 --> 00:32:47,780 Where's the part where Mila Kunis starts having sex 887 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,708 -with Natalie Portman? -That's Black Swan. 888 00:32:49,784 --> 00:32:52,452 There's no ecstasy-fueled lesbian sex scene 889 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,619 in Swan Lake. 890 00:32:53,697 --> 00:32:56,348 -God. -There should be. 891 00:32:58,035 --> 00:32:59,810 Ooh, we gonna do the lift? 892 00:32:59,961 --> 00:33:02,962 What? No. 893 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,723 I-I don't want to throw your back out. 894 00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:06,966 You let me worry about my back, huh? 895 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,319 No, it's just... (sighs) 896 00:33:09,396 --> 00:33:11,396 If you're the one who gets lifted, 897 00:33:11,548 --> 00:33:14,382 you're--you're, like, the--the best one, 898 00:33:14,401 --> 00:33:16,051 the smallest one, the one that gets everything. 899 00:33:16,053 --> 00:33:17,886 That's--that's just not me. 900 00:33:17,888 --> 00:33:19,554 You're getting a little worked up about this. 901 00:33:19,556 --> 00:33:21,355 What are you so concerned about the lift for? 902 00:33:21,357 --> 00:33:23,408 You know what you should be concerned about? 903 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,818 -Not sucking. -I'ma show you not sucking. 904 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:27,671 Hmm. When? 905 00:33:27,822 --> 00:33:29,748 Okay. 906 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:30,749 Turn around. 907 00:33:30,825 --> 00:33:34,753 (light music) 908 00:33:34,829 --> 00:33:36,087 Up and down. Yeah, got it. 909 00:33:36,164 --> 00:33:38,664 Chin up. And go. 910 00:33:38,742 --> 00:33:41,018 ♪ ♪ 911 00:33:41,094 --> 00:33:43,020 Drag. Up, down. 912 00:33:43,096 --> 00:33:45,413 Seven, eight, and go. 913 00:33:45,432 --> 00:33:46,690 Go, go. 914 00:33:46,841 --> 00:33:48,767 -Across. -Yeah, that-- 915 00:33:48,843 --> 00:33:49,842 Hook the arms. 916 00:33:49,862 --> 00:33:51,770 -How about this? -Stop it. 917 00:33:51,846 --> 00:33:53,755 ♪ ♪ 918 00:33:53,774 --> 00:33:56,867 (Gabby laughing) 919 00:33:56,943 --> 00:34:04,124 ♪ ♪ 920 00:34:14,202 --> 00:34:16,536 SIMON: Push me back. That's not a push, but okay. 921 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,721 Up, down. 922 00:34:17,798 --> 00:34:20,206 Elongate your neck. Smile. 923 00:34:20,284 --> 00:34:21,800 Okay, well, can you elongate your foot, please? 924 00:34:21,876 --> 00:34:23,209 -Big smile, or we'll lose. -BOTH: Ow! 925 00:34:23,287 --> 00:34:24,895 Brittney. Hey! Excuse me. 926 00:34:25,046 --> 00:34:27,122 You are a grown woman, You don't hit. 927 00:34:27,124 --> 00:34:28,456 BRITTNEY: Ow! 928 00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:35,238 ♪ ♪ 929 00:35:04,511 --> 00:35:05,602 Okay. 930 00:35:05,829 --> 00:35:08,021 -(both laugh) -Let's go. 931 00:35:11,852 --> 00:35:13,110 This is so unfair. 932 00:35:13,261 --> 00:35:14,185 What? 933 00:35:14,429 --> 00:35:17,672 Your dinner, including the extra-large shake, 934 00:35:17,691 --> 00:35:19,691 is, like, 4,800 calories 935 00:35:19,843 --> 00:35:22,285 and 91 points on Weight Watchers. 936 00:35:22,362 --> 00:35:24,162 -How do you do that? -GABBY: I just do. 937 00:35:24,197 --> 00:35:25,622 I know how many calories are in everything. 938 00:35:25,699 --> 00:35:27,198 How many calories am I? 939 00:35:27,275 --> 00:35:28,941 What, you mean if I, like, killed you and ate you? 940 00:35:29,019 --> 00:35:30,685 Yeah, roasted Reggie. 941 00:35:30,687 --> 00:35:32,704 What do you go, 220? 223? 942 00:35:32,856 --> 00:35:34,280 221. That's pretty good. 943 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,690 I'm gonna minus out the organs for you. 944 00:35:35,692 --> 00:35:37,041 Sure. 945 00:35:37,194 --> 00:35:39,210 You are 96,500 calories 946 00:35:39,363 --> 00:35:42,955 and 2,135 points on Weight Watchers. 947 00:35:42,975 --> 00:35:44,366 Wow, that is crazy. You're insane. 948 00:35:44,384 --> 00:35:46,959 I was a dancer growing up. Small's better. 949 00:35:47,037 --> 00:35:48,645 REGGIE: Mm-mm. This is your issue. 950 00:35:48,722 --> 00:35:50,463 That call's coming from inside of the house. 951 00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:51,797 Oh, okay. 952 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,892 The guy who tweeted about Michelle Obama's big ass 953 00:35:53,894 --> 00:35:55,152 says it's all in our heads? 954 00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:57,395 -God, that was a compliment. -GABBY: How about this? 955 00:35:57,472 --> 00:36:00,565 Just don't say anything about anybody's body ever. 956 00:36:00,717 --> 00:36:01,733 -Period. -How about this? 957 00:36:01,809 --> 00:36:02,975 We are physical creatures, 958 00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:04,977 and attraction is a wonderful thing, period. 959 00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,404 Man, just lighten up. 960 00:36:06,481 --> 00:36:08,907 Why is the answer always for women to just lighten up? 961 00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:12,076 Bullying, harassment. "Babe, just lighten up." 962 00:36:12,229 --> 00:36:14,337 Oh, how did we get to rape, mood killer? Damn! 963 00:36:14,414 --> 00:36:16,656 It is a slippery slope from commenting on our bodies 964 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,066 to wanting to own them. 965 00:36:18,068 --> 00:36:18,917 It's gender terrorism. 966 00:36:19,069 --> 00:36:20,343 You really believe that? 967 00:36:20,495 --> 00:36:22,404 Sometimes. 968 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:26,433 Okay, and then other times, I just want to look pretty. 969 00:36:28,595 --> 00:36:32,355 ROBBIE: ♪ Why don't we steal away ♪ 970 00:36:32,432 --> 00:36:33,415 You are pretty. 971 00:36:33,433 --> 00:36:35,083 ROBBIE: ♪ Into the night? ♪ 972 00:36:35,085 --> 00:36:37,343 ♪ I know it ain't right ♪ 973 00:36:37,421 --> 00:36:39,178 We got to get out of here. 974 00:36:39,256 --> 00:36:42,607 Got to crush that audition tomorrow. 975 00:36:42,759 --> 00:36:46,161 (both laughing) 976 00:36:48,356 --> 00:36:51,266 PERSON: That's Reggie Sadler. 977 00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:52,434 Thanks for getting mowed over last year. 978 00:36:52,436 --> 00:36:55,361 You cost me two grand, drunk hair bag. 979 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,529 Let's go. Who cares? 980 00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:58,698 PERSON: Team's better off without you, man. 981 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,400 Come on. Let's go. 982 00:37:00,402 --> 00:37:01,367 Yeah, that's right. 983 00:37:01,461 --> 00:37:03,053 Listen to your fat-ass girlfriend! 984 00:37:03,129 --> 00:37:04,054 (engine turning over) 985 00:37:04,130 --> 00:37:07,449 (dramatic orchestral music) 986 00:37:07,451 --> 00:37:10,894 ♪ ♪ 987 00:37:11,045 --> 00:37:13,121 Yo! Reggie! 988 00:37:13,123 --> 00:37:14,472 -PERSON: Come on, chill! -GABBY: Reggie! 989 00:37:14,624 --> 00:37:15,807 Say it again! 990 00:37:15,883 --> 00:37:17,475 Yeah, you got the right one today, bro. 991 00:37:17,627 --> 00:37:19,552 Reggie! 992 00:37:19,629 --> 00:37:21,980 (all grunting) 993 00:37:22,132 --> 00:37:25,408 (siren wailing) 994 00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:31,823 (apprehensive music) 995 00:37:31,975 --> 00:37:34,309 ♪ ♪ 996 00:37:34,311 --> 00:37:35,477 Hi, can I help you? 997 00:37:35,662 --> 00:37:37,145 I need to know how much porn my husband is looking at, 998 00:37:37,163 --> 00:37:38,738 but he clears his history constantly. 999 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,982 Can you help me? 1000 00:37:40,984 --> 00:37:43,093 Of course. Right this way. 1001 00:37:43,169 --> 00:37:45,003 -Okay. -No, no, no, no, no, no. No. 1002 00:37:45,155 --> 00:37:46,321 Do a system restore, Scout. 1003 00:37:46,339 --> 00:37:48,339 I had to do it for a lady last week. 1004 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,600 -You do this a lot? -Oh, you have no idea. 1005 00:37:50,710 --> 00:37:51,843 I got it. I got it. I got it. 1006 00:37:51,995 --> 00:37:55,939 Okay, so this guy's hitting it ten times a day. 1007 00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:58,333 This dude was looking at porn like it's his job. 1008 00:37:58,351 --> 00:38:00,184 Amateur Slamature, Suburbanjugs, 1009 00:38:00,261 --> 00:38:02,170 American Butts Only, Tightpitts. 1010 00:38:02,263 --> 00:38:04,022 Looks like he's on a webcam site a lot. 1011 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:06,098 Wait, webcam, that's with a live girl? 1012 00:38:06,192 --> 00:38:08,009 Why do you look at porn when you have someone 1013 00:38:08,028 --> 00:38:09,619 at home to have sex with? 1014 00:38:09,696 --> 00:38:12,196 Easier, faster, more variety. 1015 00:38:12,349 --> 00:38:14,182 It's not cheating. It's just release. 1016 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,517 -No, no, no, man. -That's disgusting. 1017 00:38:15,519 --> 00:38:16,776 I think anything sexual 1018 00:38:16,853 --> 00:38:19,129 outside of a relationship is definitely cheating. 1019 00:38:19,205 --> 00:38:21,856 And besides, porn is degrading to women. 1020 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:23,691 Oh, my God. You are so uptight. 1021 00:38:23,693 --> 00:38:25,026 Everybody looks at porn. 1022 00:38:25,045 --> 00:38:26,469 -No-- -HUCKLEBERRY: No. No, no, no. 1023 00:38:26,546 --> 00:38:28,713 You cannot separate your heart from your genitals, man. 1024 00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:29,806 -Okay, you're not-- -Let me guess. 1025 00:38:29,883 --> 00:38:32,142 He tells you that he's been working a lot. 1026 00:38:32,218 --> 00:38:33,551 Oh, he's been working, all right. 1027 00:38:33,628 --> 00:38:35,203 He's been working his damn ding-dong. 1028 00:38:35,221 --> 00:38:36,204 It's not like he has a girlfriend. 1029 00:38:36,206 --> 00:38:38,315 No, this is so much worse. 1030 00:38:38,466 --> 00:38:41,893 He can have whatever he wants whenever he wants. 1031 00:38:41,969 --> 00:38:45,137 The Internet is his girlfriend! 1032 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,807 What am I supposed to do, huh? 1033 00:38:47,884 --> 00:38:50,051 I think you should do whatever you want. 1034 00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:52,720 (dramatic music) 1035 00:38:52,722 --> 00:38:54,814 ♪ ♪ 1036 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,240 Yeah, you're right. 1037 00:38:56,317 --> 00:38:58,910 You are exactly right. I can do whatever I want. 1038 00:38:59,062 --> 00:39:01,320 Thank you for the depressing focus group. 1039 00:39:01,398 --> 00:39:02,246 I have an audition. 1040 00:39:02,399 --> 00:39:03,656 SCOUT: Good luck on your journey. 1041 00:39:03,733 --> 00:39:04,824 Thank you! 1042 00:39:04,901 --> 00:39:06,826 (laughter on TV) 1043 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,736 Don't you have your thing today? 1044 00:39:08,755 --> 00:39:12,223 I don't think so, buddy. Kind of fell apart last night. 1045 00:39:13,927 --> 00:39:15,167 -Ah! (laughs) -Oh, hey! 1046 00:39:15,245 --> 00:39:18,746 -Look who's here! Oh, wow! -Oh, whoa! 1047 00:39:18,765 --> 00:39:20,840 -Hello. -GABBY: Hi. 1048 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,084 Come with me? Moral support. 1049 00:39:23,177 --> 00:39:26,421 Plus, maybe all the women will be eaten by bears. 1050 00:39:26,439 --> 00:39:29,774 Sam, should we go cheer for Justin? 1051 00:39:29,851 --> 00:39:31,593 Yeah? 1052 00:39:31,595 --> 00:39:34,112 Okay, I guess we'll go. 1053 00:39:34,264 --> 00:39:36,498 Come on, Mike. Hey. 1054 00:39:38,693 --> 00:39:41,452 Open up. I see you. 1055 00:39:41,529 --> 00:39:44,288 (knock on window) 1056 00:39:44,365 --> 00:39:46,198 Paige told me what happened. 1057 00:39:46,276 --> 00:39:47,775 You're gonna miss your audition. 1058 00:39:47,794 --> 00:39:49,460 -I'm not doing that. -Why not? 1059 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:53,281 'Cause it's stupid and she told me off on camera. 1060 00:39:53,283 --> 00:39:57,802 Said I was miserable and that I pushed her away. 1061 00:39:57,879 --> 00:39:59,229 Is any of that true? 1062 00:40:01,141 --> 00:40:03,608 It's been a hard few years. 1063 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,386 I'm lost, man. 1064 00:40:07,464 --> 00:40:09,739 I think a lot of people feel like that. 1065 00:40:09,891 --> 00:40:12,409 It's a hard time to be alive, but I'll tell you what, 1066 00:40:12,485 --> 00:40:16,137 I did not know that you could dance like that. 1067 00:40:16,139 --> 00:40:17,305 (laughs) 1068 00:40:17,323 --> 00:40:19,916 Why not do the show? Be a part of something. 1069 00:40:19,993 --> 00:40:21,459 See what happens. 1070 00:40:24,147 --> 00:40:26,256 I just want her back. 1071 00:40:26,332 --> 00:40:29,292 Is it possible that you don't want Paige back? 1072 00:40:29,368 --> 00:40:33,179 Is it possible that you want you back? 1073 00:40:36,009 --> 00:40:37,325 (The Jackson 5's "I Want You Back") 1074 00:40:37,343 --> 00:40:41,086 Oh, you're a lifesaver. What prevents us? 1075 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:43,088 PRODUCER: Final couple dance starts now. 1076 00:40:43,183 --> 00:40:44,757 Roll sound, please. 1077 00:40:44,834 --> 00:40:47,835 (upbeat music) 1078 00:40:47,854 --> 00:40:50,113 ♪ ♪ 1079 00:40:50,190 --> 00:40:51,281 -Um-- -MIKE: I'm sorry. 1080 00:40:51,357 --> 00:40:53,450 I'm sorry, sorry, sorry I'm late. 1081 00:40:53,601 --> 00:40:56,010 ♪ ♪ 1082 00:40:56,029 --> 00:40:59,789 MICHAEL: ♪ Uh-huh, huh, huh, huh ♪ 1083 00:40:59,941 --> 00:41:02,000 ♪ Let me tell ya now ♪ 1084 00:41:02,109 --> 00:41:03,626 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 1085 00:41:03,853 --> 00:41:06,854 ♪ ♪ 1086 00:41:06,873 --> 00:41:07,797 I'm weirdly invested 1087 00:41:07,949 --> 00:41:09,357 in Spider-Man and the meter maid. 1088 00:41:09,359 --> 00:41:10,783 SINGERS: ♪ Let you go, baby ♪ 1089 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:13,953 MICHAEL: ♪ But now since I see you in his arms ♪ 1090 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,139 (overlapping chatter) 1091 00:41:16,366 --> 00:41:19,367 WAYNE: She's just glowing. 1092 00:41:19,369 --> 00:41:22,962 I'm doing this, Alan. You do something else. 1093 00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:24,147 MICHAEL: ♪ All I need ♪ 1094 00:41:24,298 --> 00:41:26,374 JERMAINE: ♪ Oh, just one more chance ♪ 1095 00:41:26,376 --> 00:41:29,043 ♪ To show you that I love you, baby ♪ 1096 00:41:29,045 --> 00:41:30,153 JESSICA: Final cuts in five. 1097 00:41:30,230 --> 00:41:32,897 Ready the star drop. Cue the lights, please. 1098 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,824 GABBY: Oh, my God. 1099 00:41:35,051 --> 00:41:36,475 -I'm so proud of you. -Thank you. 1100 00:41:36,553 --> 00:41:37,977 Hey, where's my football player? 1101 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,738 Uh, he couldn't do it. 1102 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:43,241 I'm just here for Justin. Sorry. 1103 00:41:43,393 --> 00:41:46,744 Nah, don't be. I mean, feel sorry for me. 1104 00:41:46,896 --> 00:41:47,670 I'm the one that's stuck in Detroit 1105 00:41:47,822 --> 00:41:49,321 for the next four months. 1106 00:41:49,399 --> 00:41:51,749 But you--you don't want to do this show. 1107 00:41:51,826 --> 00:41:52,992 I mean, all these people, 1108 00:41:53,086 --> 00:41:54,326 their gonna have their lives turned upside down. 1109 00:41:54,495 --> 00:41:56,921 We're gonna look for dirt, and we're gonna exploit it, 1110 00:41:57,073 --> 00:41:59,164 and I'll feel bad, 1111 00:41:59,242 --> 00:42:01,926 but not too bad 'cause that's my job. 1112 00:42:02,078 --> 00:42:03,228 REGGIE: Yo. 1113 00:42:04,764 --> 00:42:05,688 We doing this or what? 1114 00:42:05,765 --> 00:42:07,749 (dramatic music) 1115 00:42:07,767 --> 00:42:09,267 Oh, who is that? 1116 00:42:09,419 --> 00:42:11,194 NICK: All right, it looks like you're up. 1117 00:42:11,345 --> 00:42:13,421 -I don't have shoes. -I brought them just in case. 1118 00:42:13,439 --> 00:42:15,773 -She brought them just in case. -O-okay. 1119 00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:16,758 JUSTIN: It's okay. Just breathe. 1120 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,700 She's coming! Slow but fast. 1121 00:42:17,852 --> 00:42:18,926 Oh, my God, your hair! Take it down. 1122 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:21,037 REGGIE: Sadler's in the zone. Let's go. 1123 00:42:21,188 --> 00:42:22,521 He's, like, really attractive in person. 1124 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:23,856 Did you-- did you tell me that? 1125 00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:25,375 GINA: Honey, I'm gonna muss the hair in the back. 1126 00:42:25,602 --> 00:42:27,101 -GABBY: Just pull it back. -You look beautiful, okay? 1127 00:42:27,103 --> 00:42:29,379 You got to go. You got to go. 1128 00:42:29,530 --> 00:42:31,697 Beyoncé! 1129 00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:32,790 I thought you got arrested. 1130 00:42:32,867 --> 00:42:34,700 They both had warrants. 1131 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,944 Hey, we need some music. 1132 00:42:36,946 --> 00:42:38,054 MIKE: Check it out. 1133 00:42:38,205 --> 00:42:41,391 (light music playing) 1134 00:42:41,542 --> 00:42:48,106 ♪ ♪ 1135 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:12,814 Let's do the lift. 1136 00:43:12,832 --> 00:43:14,148 -What? No, no, no. -Yeah. 1137 00:43:14,167 --> 00:43:16,408 GABBY: No, no, no, no! (gasps) 1138 00:43:16,486 --> 00:43:23,224 ♪ ♪ 1139 00:43:32,927 --> 00:43:34,836 (cheers and applause) 1140 00:43:34,854 --> 00:43:36,838 -Wow! -Whoo! 1141 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,450 ♪ ♪ 1142 00:43:40,526 --> 00:43:41,784 Yes! 1143 00:43:41,936 --> 00:43:45,029 (cheers and applause continue) 1144 00:43:45,106 --> 00:43:46,623 What? What's up? 1145 00:43:46,774 --> 00:43:48,207 Nothing. I-- 1146 00:43:51,020 --> 00:43:53,020 Thank you. 1147 00:43:53,022 --> 00:43:53,963 Thanks for that. 1148 00:43:54,082 --> 00:43:57,692 (sniffles, crying) 1149 00:43:57,694 --> 00:44:00,211 Thank you. (chuckles) 1150 00:44:00,287 --> 00:44:02,138 Jessica, let me see your notes. Let me see your notes. 1151 00:44:02,331 --> 00:44:03,531 I want you to find out everything you can 1152 00:44:03,533 --> 00:44:06,200 about her family, socioeconomics. 1153 00:44:06,219 --> 00:44:08,886 -Who's the father of her kid? -She didn't want to say. 1154 00:44:08,963 --> 00:44:10,721 That means there's something there. 1155 00:44:10,874 --> 00:44:12,056 -Can you figure it out? -Yeah. 1156 00:44:12,133 --> 00:44:14,041 -Why are we doing this? -'Cause she's our story. 1157 00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:16,152 How is she the story? 1158 00:44:16,229 --> 00:44:19,304 She's gonna fall in love with him, 1159 00:44:19,382 --> 00:44:21,324 and he's gonna break her heart.