1 00:00:04,791 --> 00:00:07,875 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:34,833 - Hey. 3 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:37,791 - Hi. 4 00:00:44,666 --> 00:00:46,166 [knocking at door] 5 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,583 - Housekeeping! 6 00:00:47,666 --> 00:00:48,958 Hello? Housekeeping. 7 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:50,708 [knocking continues] - No, no, nope. 8 00:00:50,791 --> 00:00:52,416 No, no. Not today. 9 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:54,916 Thanks. 10 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,708 [sighs] 11 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,333 [sighs] 12 00:01:00,416 --> 00:01:03,416 [scoffs] 13 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:05,750 [groans] 14 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,500 [mid-tempo futuristic music] 15 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:12,791 ♪ ♪ 16 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:16,000 [cell phone ringing] 17 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,791 - You still mad at me? - Heh. 18 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:26,875 I could never stay mad at you. 19 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:27,958 How you doing? 20 00:01:28,041 --> 00:01:29,458 - Good. Busy. 21 00:01:29,541 --> 00:01:32,375 - Great. Hey, you free for lunch today? 22 00:01:32,458 --> 00:01:34,958 - No, sorry. Um... 23 00:01:35,041 --> 00:01:36,416 I have to do press for the big show, 24 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:39,916 and then I'm throwing DJ her 35th birthday party. 25 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,125 - Ah. 26 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:43,125 So I guess dinner's out too, then? 27 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:45,416 - Yeah, unfortunately. 28 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,958 Well, hey. Why don't you come? 29 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,500 I'm sure DJ would love to see you, 30 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:50,125 and you'd actually be helping me out. 31 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:52,583 I always have to pad these parties. 32 00:01:52,666 --> 00:01:55,000 Turns out that being in Narcotics Anonymous this long 33 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:57,791 has left her with friends that are... 34 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:59,125 all anonymous. 35 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:00,500 - [chuckles] 36 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:02,416 Yeah, okay. 37 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,125 I'll see you tonight, then. 38 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,791 Bye. 39 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:12,500 - [chuckles] 40 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:13,583 [mellow music] 41 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,000 - Is this your makeup bag? 42 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:17,041 'Cause it's, like, mostly half-smoked joints 43 00:02:17,125 --> 00:02:18,166 and used Q-tips. 44 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,500 - Yeah, that's it. - Okay. 45 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:21,125 No, I'm using mine. - [laughs] 46 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,541 - Ugh, I'm so glad I got tonight off. 47 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:25,541 Plus, I really need a break from Luna. 48 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:28,166 She's just going through this, like, really intense stage 49 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,083 where she absolutely hates me. 50 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:32,750 I mean, like, I know she's just a baby, 51 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:35,416 but, like, it still hurts. 52 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,708 Like, last night, she said, "Luna no love Mama." 53 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,333 I'm like, "You've only met, like, three people 54 00:02:41,416 --> 00:02:44,375 in your whole life, and you hate the best one?" 55 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:46,000 - Ugh, I'm sorry, Kiki. 56 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,750 That's really hard. - Yeah. 57 00:02:47,833 --> 00:02:49,958 Do you have, like, a Beautyblender? 58 00:02:50,041 --> 00:02:51,875 Like, you know, like, an eggy sponge? 59 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:53,291 - Um... 60 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:54,958 - Why'd I even ask? - No, I-- 61 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,375 I usually just use my fingers, 62 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,208 'cause makeup doesn't really have rules. 63 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:01,041 - Mm-mm. Makeup absolutely has rules. 64 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,583 - Oh, no. 65 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:05,291 [crickets chirping] 66 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,625 [muffled upbeat music playing] 67 00:03:07,708 --> 00:03:08,875 - Fire the hors d'oeuvres. 68 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:10,291 - Josefina told me to wait 69 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,000 until at least half the guests arrive. 70 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,541 - Josefina! 71 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:17,541 Josefina? 72 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:18,958 Hi, um, I think that there's been 73 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,791 a little bit of a misunderstanding. 74 00:03:20,875 --> 00:03:22,125 People are under the false impression 75 00:03:22,208 --> 00:03:23,708 that you're running this party. 76 00:03:23,791 --> 00:03:25,583 - Damien, I am the House Manager. 77 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:27,583 So, first, do not yell my name. 78 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:30,416 And second, this party is under my jurisdiction, 79 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:32,000 and what I say goes. 80 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,541 - Well, I'm Deborah's personal assistant, 81 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:35,416 and I'm in charge of all of her events, so-- 82 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,041 - Again, I'm the House Manager, 83 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:41,166 and this event is in the house, so... 84 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:47,083 Fire the hors d'oeuvres. 85 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:52,416 - Yeah. Fire the hors d'oeuvres. 86 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:56,750 [jazzy music playing over speakers] 87 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:59,291 ♪ ♪ 88 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:01,458 - Deborah, you know Wilson. 89 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,375 - [chuckles] 90 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:05,625 Ah, so you're the mystery date. - Mm-hmm. 91 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:08,583 - You look so different without your fluorescent vest on. 92 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,541 Not better. Just different. 93 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,166 - Well, thank you for having me. 94 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:14,875 - Yes, well, please help yourself to some champagne. 95 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:19,291 Are you still angry at me about the shapewear? 96 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:20,541 Is that what this is all about? 97 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:22,083 - It's not about you, Deborah. 98 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:23,666 I like him. 99 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,791 - Mm-hmm. 100 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:26,541 - Deborah! 101 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:29,166 My God, I'm so happy to be here! 102 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:32,500 I had to get out of the freaking house so bad. 103 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:35,125 - Ava, you look pretty. 104 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,333 - Oh. [chuckles] 105 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:37,625 Really? 106 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:39,000 Thanks. 107 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:40,375 You look-- - You! 108 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:42,125 No, no, no. Are those Bellinis? 109 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:43,458 No, no, no, those are not to be served 110 00:04:43,541 --> 00:04:46,083 until the puff pastry comes out. 111 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:48,416 - Am I blushing? 112 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,583 - No clue. 113 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,083 I use high-coverage foundation. 114 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,666 It's basically paint. 115 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,166 - [laughs] 116 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,875 [upbeat music] 117 00:04:57,958 --> 00:05:01,166 ♪ ♪ 118 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,208 all: Ooh! - Oh, my God. 119 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:05,000 - Does that look familiar? Sir, was this yours? 120 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:06,750 - But a creative way, but still... 121 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:08,833 - Ladies. 122 00:05:08,916 --> 00:05:10,000 [chuckles] Deborah. 123 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,166 - Marty. - Madame Mayor. 124 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,375 - Oh, Marty! Oh, so good to see you again. 125 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:16,833 Now, where's your lovely little girlfriend this evening? 126 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,458 - No, she's not coming. 127 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:19,500 - [chuckles] Jeez. 128 00:05:19,583 --> 00:05:21,000 Well, she's nuts, huh? 129 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:23,125 If I were her, I wouldn't let you out of my sight. 130 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:24,833 - Oh. [chuckles] 131 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:27,375 Well, we actually broke up. 132 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:29,750 - Ah. 133 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:32,333 - Good to know. 134 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,833 - [chuckles] 135 00:05:36,916 --> 00:05:38,166 - Okay! 136 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:41,333 The birthday girl has arrived! 137 00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:43,125 - Happy birthday, dear. 138 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,250 - Hi. 139 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:45,958 - Hi. You look cute. 140 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:47,333 - Thank you! 141 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,583 - Well, you must be Aidan. 142 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:50,416 It's so nice to finally meet you. 143 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,000 DJ sent me clips of all your fights. 144 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:54,916 I'm starstruck. - Thank you, ma'am. 145 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,583 - Excuse me, Ms. Vance, do you have a second 146 00:05:56,666 --> 00:05:58,208 - Oh, hope you didn't give him the shiner, sweetie. 147 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,583 - [laughs] 148 00:05:59,666 --> 00:06:00,958 Ooh, Ava! Ava, come here. 149 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:02,291 Come meet my man. 150 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,291 Ava, this is the love of my life. 151 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:05,708 Aidan, this is my girlfriend, Ava. 152 00:06:05,791 --> 00:06:06,875 - Hey. Nice to meet you. 153 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:08,208 - Pleasure. - Oh, wow. 154 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:10,250 Firm grip. - Oh, yeah. 155 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:11,458 His body's his career. 156 00:06:11,541 --> 00:06:13,041 He's the current Tuff-N-Uff MMA 157 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,416 welterweight champ. 158 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,708 Ooh, feel his muscle! 159 00:06:15,791 --> 00:06:17,666 Babe, don't flex. 160 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,208 Just grab on. 161 00:06:22,375 --> 00:06:23,416 - [chuckles] Wow. - Right? 162 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:24,875 - Crazy, yeah. - Right? 163 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:27,583 Okay, babe, now flex. 164 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:31,916 - You want me to-- - Get back in there. 165 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,083 - Just, I-- 166 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:34,791 - He's flexed now. 167 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:37,083 - [gasps] Okay. 168 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:39,250 - Yep. - Double puka shells? 169 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,833 You look so cute. 170 00:06:40,916 --> 00:06:41,916 That was actually the first time 171 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,416 I went on tour with Deborah. 172 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,583 - Was that before or after 173 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,458 her joke about crackheads? 174 00:06:46,541 --> 00:06:48,583 - Uh, well, I believe 175 00:06:48,666 --> 00:06:50,791 she changed it to opioids, so... 176 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:52,291 - Oh, okay. Instead of being 177 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:54,250 about Black people, it's about poor people. 178 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,041 - [scoffs] - I mean, it just must, like, 179 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,916 suck to work for a white lady for 20 years, or whatever. 180 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,041 - [groans] 181 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,666 Sadly, Cosby wasn't hiring. 182 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:04,375 - [chuckles] Oh, my God. 183 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,083 How did you start working for her? 184 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:08,041 - Well, she was my favorite comedian growing up, 185 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:10,416 which should've been my first clue that I was gay. 186 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,791 - That, and the double puka shells. 187 00:07:11,875 --> 00:07:13,041 - Correct. - [laughs] 188 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,541 - And when I was 18, 189 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:17,125 I drove my mom's Cimarron for three hours 190 00:07:17,208 --> 00:07:21,250 to see Deborah's show in D.C., and she was incredible. 191 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:24,500 And I stayed after for her to autograph this shirt 192 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:26,833 that I made with her face on the front, 193 00:07:26,916 --> 00:07:28,583 and she got a kick out of it. 194 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:30,708 And then I told her she needed to seriously reconsider 195 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:32,166 her idea of brand merchandising. 196 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,458 - [chuckles] 197 00:07:33,541 --> 00:07:35,458 - And she offered me a job on the spot. 198 00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:36,791 I've been with her ever since. 199 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:38,375 - That's cool. 200 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,166 - I've been talking about myself too much. 201 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:44,250 Uh, what's your story? How did you become a water cop? 202 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,541 - Monster.com. 203 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:47,458 - [laughs] - [laughs] 204 00:07:47,541 --> 00:07:50,333 Uploaded my résumé and got the job. 205 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:52,625 - And I get that hating me is part of her development, 206 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,666 but it's also part of her development 207 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:57,625 to know that I have more friends than her. 208 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:58,791 - Isn't she three? 209 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:00,291 - Exactly. - [laughs] 210 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:01,666 - Now, show me one. Where is he? 211 00:08:01,750 --> 00:08:02,916 - [laughs] 212 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,916 - You think she thinks he's funny? 213 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,333 [both laughing] 214 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:08,000 - I mean, she's laughing, 215 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:11,000 so, yeah? 216 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:12,583 - What's the deal with them? 217 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,666 - Mm, I think they have some history. 218 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,500 There's, like, a vibe between them, 219 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,208 and, I don't know. 220 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:19,583 I ship it. 221 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,791 ["Jurassic Park" theme playing softly on piano] 222 00:08:22,875 --> 00:08:29,958 ♪ ♪ 223 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:43,125 ♪ ♪ 224 00:08:45,416 --> 00:08:47,541 - Is--is this-- - The "Jurassic Park" theme. 225 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:48,958 Yes. - Yeah. 226 00:08:49,041 --> 00:08:52,250 ♪ ♪ 227 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,500 She's pretty good. 228 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,208 - Mm, 100 grand on piano lessons. 229 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:57,541 This is all she learned to play. 230 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:59,291 [clears throat] - Well, 231 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:00,875 it's pretty timeless. 232 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:04,125 Plus, they just rebooted the franchise. 233 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:06,250 - What a boon. - [chuckles] 234 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:10,916 ♪ ♪ 235 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,750 [applause] 236 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:14,833 - Thank you! Thank you. 237 00:09:14,916 --> 00:09:16,416 I wanted to take a moment 238 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:19,541 and share some very exciting news with all of you, 239 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,416 my nearest and dearest. 240 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,750 Aidan and I are engaged! 241 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:27,083 [all shouting] 242 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,500 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God! 243 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:30,916 - I know, I know! 244 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,875 So it's not only my birthday party, 245 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:35,833 but it's also my engagement party. 246 00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:37,375 [laughs] - Oh! 247 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:38,791 - Congrats, honey. 248 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:39,958 - Thanks, Mom. 249 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,208 - Cheers. - Cheers. 250 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:42,250 - Whoo-whoo. 251 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,208 - Ah--ooh. [chuckles] 252 00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:45,666 [guests chattering] 253 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:48,125 - Hey, excuse me, sir. - Thank you. 254 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,750 - Well-- - Oh, no, no, no, no. 255 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,041 No more for him. 256 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:53,625 No, he likes to conserve. 257 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:57,250 - Yoo-hoo! Marty. 258 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:59,125 How's your beef? 259 00:10:03,375 --> 00:10:04,708 Hey. 260 00:10:04,791 --> 00:10:06,791 How about after we get done with our entrées, 261 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,208 why don't we all change seats? 262 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:09,791 Just kind of switch it up a little bit. 263 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,708 How about that? - No. 264 00:10:11,791 --> 00:10:14,583 That's not how this is gonna work. 265 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:21,333 - Did anybody else witness that? 266 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:30,333 - Okay, I--I had, like, a-- 267 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:33,666 I had a sex-ish dream about Deborah this morning. 268 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,833 - Whoa. - And it's obviously whatever, 269 00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:37,458 because I've had sex dreams about a lot of people, 270 00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:39,000 but for some reason, I'm just feeling, like, 271 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,500 really weird about this one. 272 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:42,000 - Oh, babe, you probably just had a sex dream 273 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,375 about Deborah because she's fucking hot. 274 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:46,291 - Yeah. She is, but-- 275 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:48,625 I don't know, maybe this is about power? 276 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:51,458 Or because we had a really intense bonding experience 277 00:10:51,541 --> 00:10:53,000 on that trip we went on. - Mm-hmm. 278 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,375 - But also, she's mean to me. 279 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:56,625 So, am I weirdly into that? 280 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:59,458 Ugh, psychologically, very bad sign. 281 00:10:59,541 --> 00:11:02,000 This is exactly how women end up dating men in tech. 282 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,333 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. 283 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:06,833 - Or is it just 'cause I watched "Carol" last night? 284 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,583 - Oh, you watched "Carol" last night? 285 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:11,583 Well, then it's definitely just about "Carol," duh. 286 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:13,583 - Oh, I'm sorry about you and Ivy. 287 00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:16,083 - Ah, it's okay. I couldn't trust her. 288 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:17,791 She let a woman roam through my house... 289 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,125 - Ah. - Take pictures. 290 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,458 - Oh, so it's my fault? 291 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:22,041 - [chuckles] No. 292 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,166 No. 293 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,875 She's just not the woman for me. 294 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:27,791 [glass clinking] 295 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,375 - Hi. 296 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,791 I just wanted to thank you all so much for coming, 297 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:35,208 and especially thank you to my mom for hosting. 298 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,541 - Yep. - And also, 299 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,833 I wanted to let you know that my jewelry 300 00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:41,791 will be in three Trish's boutiques. 301 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,458 - Yes. - Ah, that's right! 302 00:11:43,541 --> 00:11:46,041 D'Jewelry is gonna be at Trish's! 303 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,625 - Is that good? - It's major. 304 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:48,958 [applause] 305 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,083 - I am engaged to the love of my life, 306 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:54,208 and I have honestly never been happier. 307 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,583 So just thank you to every single one of you 308 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,625 for making this night so special. 309 00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:58,625 Cheers. 310 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,916 all: Cheers. 311 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,583 - Okay, Ava, your turn. - Hmm? 312 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:05,583 Oh. 313 00:12:05,666 --> 00:12:06,916 Oh, we're all doing speeches? 314 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,083 - It's my birthday. 315 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,583 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah. 316 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,208 - No problem. 317 00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:13,208 Uh... 318 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,458 DJ-- 319 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:16,708 - Are you gonna sit while you do it? 320 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,166 - No. - I figured you'd stand. 321 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,958 - [clears throat] 322 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,458 [sighs] DJ... 323 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:27,625 you self-tumble your own rocks, 324 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:31,416 which, well, frankly, rocks. [laughs] 325 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,125 Um... 326 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:38,125 You know, I've honestly never met anyone like you. 327 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,208 And I think it's so brave that you're not afraid 328 00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:43,458 to march to the beat of your own drum. 329 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:45,166 And... 330 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,000 I think it's really cool that you found someone 331 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:50,958 who loves you for exactly who you are. 332 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:53,125 Which is a really great person. 333 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,666 all: Aww. 334 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,583 - Happy birthday. To DJ. 335 00:12:57,916 --> 00:13:00,333 - Thank you. 336 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:03,375 - DJ, for your birthday, 337 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,791 it is my great honor and privilege 338 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:07,291 as the mayor of Las Vegas 339 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:12,208 to present you with a key to the city of Las Vegas. 340 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,916 [guests oohing] 341 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,791 - Oh, another one. - Now, this key in particular 342 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,708 is one of my favorites, and I've had to take... 343 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:20,916 - I swear, she'll give the key to the city to anyone. 344 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,333 - [chuckles] 345 00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,250 - She probably tips with it at Starbucks. 346 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:25,666 [both chuckling] 347 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,500 - Was one of--one of-- a dear friend of mine 348 00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:28,833 for a couple of weeks, and-- 349 00:13:28,916 --> 00:13:30,458 - DJ says it's her 35th birthday, 350 00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:32,041 so we're doing 35 candles. 351 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,708 - I threw her 35th before you were even here. 352 00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:36,416 No one's gonna buy it. - Yes, they will. 353 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,625 She looks incredible. 354 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,833 - I'll go down to 38. 355 00:13:39,916 --> 00:13:42,416 Take it or leave it. 356 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,000 - I'll take it. 357 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,916 But now, what is the color story now? 358 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,625 - Gold and pink. - Pink--I think just pink. 359 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:53,833 - So, thank you for giving me an excuse 360 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,583 to live my own life. 361 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,875 Because, honestly, 362 00:13:58,958 --> 00:14:02,333 it's nice to be with people who actually wanna be around me 363 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:05,041 and not just suck on my titties for milk, 364 00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,708 and then turn on me, you know? 365 00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:07,833 - Hear, hear. 366 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,750 - So, happy birthday, DJ, 367 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,208 and congrats on Trish's. 368 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,708 They have some really cute stuff there. 369 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:15,041 - So nice. Thank you. 370 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,416 - You're welcome. - Hear, hear. Cheers. 371 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,083 - [clears throat] 372 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,375 - [clears throat] 373 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,625 I'm sorry, I'm... 374 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:25,416 not very good at this kind of thing. 375 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,333 And, uh, 376 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,750 especially nervous to do it 377 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,000 in front of a world-famous comedian, so... 378 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,625 [guests chuckle] 379 00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,208 - I'll keep it brief. Um... 380 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,750 DJ, I love you. Happy birthday. 381 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,791 all: Aww. 382 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,958 - Whoa. Very brief. 383 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,583 [applause] 384 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,833 - Okay. You're up, Mom. 385 00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,458 Saved the best for last. 386 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:49,958 - [exhales] 387 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,583 Happy birthday, DJ. This is getting scary. 388 00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:55,583 Pretty soon, you're gonna be the same age as me. 389 00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:58,208 [laughter] 390 00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,750 You know, DJ, we haven't always seen eye to eye, 391 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,416 and I know that you like to say that actually my career 392 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,166 is my favorite child, but that's not true. 393 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,416 I like you both the same. 394 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,458 [laughter] 395 00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:15,791 I've been thinking a lot about the past lately. 396 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,166 I had DJ very young, so as a child, 397 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,083 she always accompanied me on the road. 398 00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,708 You know, always at my side. 399 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,250 And I know some people didn't think 400 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,458 that was a very good parenting choice, 401 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:32,208 raising a toddler in comedy clubs. 402 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,625 But for someone who lost their parents very young-- 403 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:38,125 [clears throat] 404 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,958 I knew that I would've given anything 405 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,625 to spend more time with them. 406 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:46,541 So I thought it was best... 407 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,875 that you be with me. 408 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:51,708 For better or worse. 409 00:15:51,791 --> 00:15:54,250 And for me, at least, 410 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,000 it was always better. 411 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,666 Um, but now you have Aidan by your side. 412 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,375 And if he loves you half as much as I do, 413 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,083 then he's a keeper. 414 00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,000 Plus, he's got a great left hook. 415 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,291 [laughter] 416 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,333 Cheers. 417 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:12,666 all: Cheers. 418 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,208 - Oh, and, as an engagement gift, 419 00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:17,041 I'm paying my lawyer to draw up your prenup. 420 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,833 [laughter] 421 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:21,500 - So romantic. Thanks. 422 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,666 But we decided we're just gonna go ahead 423 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,250 and do the old-fashioned thing and get married, no prenup. 424 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,500 [chuckles] - Okay, honey. 425 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:28,666 Leave the jokes to me. 426 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,333 [laughter] 427 00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:31,958 - It's not a joke. We're not gonna get a prenup. 428 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,083 - Oh, you are absolutely getting a prenup. 429 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,666 - How about when you get married, 430 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:36,875 you can get yourself a prenup? 431 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,833 But we are not doing one. 432 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,166 - This isn't up for discussion. 433 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,583 I'm doing what's best for you. 434 00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:44,791 - Okay, I am a grown-up, and you can't make me. 435 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:45,875 - I taught you better than this. 436 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:46,916 Don't be stupid. 437 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,375 - Laurie says it is not stupid 438 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:49,666 to trust my feelings, and right now, I-- 439 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,708 - She's not even a psychologist. 440 00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,166 She's a social worker! 441 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,041 And if she can't figure out her adult acne, 442 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,250 she certainly can't figure out your life. 443 00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,125 - I said don't Google her! That's what I said! 444 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,791 - You know, the sex tape, and the Scientology stint, 445 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,458 I could handle, but this? 446 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,000 You know, you've really outdone yourself. 447 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,541 - You know what? This is so stupid. 448 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,041 It doesn't even matter. It's not your money. 449 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,833 - Oh, please. Your whole life is my money. 450 00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:13,416 - You know what? 451 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,625 You're just jealous because someone actually loves me. 452 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,333 - I give it two weeks. One, if he's smart. 453 00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:24,208 - ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 454 00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:29,083 [all join in] ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 455 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:32,083 ♪ Happy Birthday, dear DJ ♪ 456 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,541 - Thanks a lot, Mom. 457 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,750 - Who wants cake? 458 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,375 [crickets chirping] 459 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,500 [mellow music playing over speakers] 460 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:49,166 ♪ ♪ 461 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,125 [phone buzzing] 462 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,375 - Hey, where are you? 463 00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,125 - I'm home. - Wait, what? 464 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,083 I--I thought you were in the bathroom. 465 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,750 I told them not to clear your dessert! 466 00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,000 - I know, I'm sorry. 467 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,958 That fight just made me realize 468 00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:04,500 that I gotta make it work with Luna. 469 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,166 I'm actually in her bed with her right now. 470 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,333 I forgive her. She forgives me. 471 00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:11,625 It's all water under the bridge. 472 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,208 And I've been thinking. 473 00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,791 You should really go for it with Deborah. 474 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:17,541 Maybe it'll help you figure things out? 475 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,125 - Uh, no, I'm not gonna go for it. 476 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,125 I'm gonna eat your dessert and go home. 477 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,500 - Okay. 478 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:23,625 Bye, girl. 479 00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,375 - Okay, bye. 480 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,958 - Ava? 481 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,291 Would you mind talking to DJ? 482 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,708 She's really upset. 483 00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:31,291 - Me? - Yeah. 484 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,458 - Okay. Yeah, of course. 485 00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,958 - All right, she's upstairs. 486 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,958 - Okay. - Hey, thank you. 487 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:38,166 - Yeah. 488 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,041 - Shit's $600. 489 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,666 - Okay. 490 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,458 - God. She's such a bitch. 491 00:18:52,541 --> 00:18:53,833 Did you hear her back there? 492 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,875 Who talks to their kid like that? 493 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,583 - I totally understand. 494 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,041 But... 495 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,000 I think she's just trying to protect you, 496 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,666 in her own fucked up way. 497 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,208 - Well, it doesn't feel like it! 498 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,625 - To--yeah. 499 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,333 Maybe she's just, like, scared? 500 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,166 And she's... 501 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,625 just not wanting to see 502 00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,416 anything taken away from you 503 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,166 the way it was taken away from her? 504 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,041 - Fuck! 505 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,500 I just had this fantasy that she'd just see 506 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,750 that things were going well for me, you know? 507 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,541 And maybe be proud of me. 508 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,625 And things would-- 509 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,041 I don't fucking know, be normal for once? 510 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,625 - I hear you. - [exhales] 511 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,166 - That's totally fair. 512 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,208 - I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to dump all this on you. 513 00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,708 I don't mean to. 514 00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:43,541 I just feel like you get it when it comes to her. 515 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:44,916 - Yeah, I do. 516 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,416 Honestly, my closest relationship right now 517 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,625 is with your mom. 518 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,875 Right. [chuckles] 519 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:55,291 I've never been this close to someone 520 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,958 I'm not hooking up with, which means... 521 00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,291 [laughs] 522 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:00,958 I just have a fucked up sense of intimacy. 523 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:03,250 It's not that I'm actually attracted to your mom. 524 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,750 [exhales] Oh. 525 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,541 - What? 526 00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:08,375 - That was nothing. 527 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,333 Um, DJ, 528 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:12,500 it's, like, the most normal thing in the world 529 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,416 to want your mom to be proud of you, you know? 530 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:19,333 And she can definitely get in your head. 531 00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:21,291 But, um... 532 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,583 I--I don't know. Maybe... 533 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,875 stop waiting for her to be proud of you, 534 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,916 and start doing things 535 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 that make you feel proud of yourself. 536 00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:38,166 - Yeah. Yep, that actually makes sense. 537 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:40,666 Thank you. 538 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,416 Can you drive us home? - Of course. 539 00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,916 - Hey, how come you're not wearing my earrings? 540 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,583 - Oh, I-- - It's fine. 541 00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:50,916 I have some extra in my bag. - Great. 542 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,125 - Hope you enjoyed the free show! 543 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,625 Happy birthday. 544 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,833 [car engine starts] 545 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,708 - I'm just driving them home. 546 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:07,208 - Have fun. 547 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,083 - [chuckles] 548 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:17,250 - Your car is ready at the valet, Ms. Pezzimenti. 549 00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,083 - I'm not quite ready to go just yet. 550 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,416 Marty and I are in the middle 551 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,291 of a very stimulating conversation. 552 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,000 He's just in the little boys' room. 553 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,416 - The party was 7:00 to 10:00. 554 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,500 - Those times are not real. 555 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,750 You understand that? 556 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:32,125 I'm just gonna wait here until Marty gets back, though. 557 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,500 I don't want to be rude. 558 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,125 - You have no power here. 559 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,000 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 560 00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,875 ♪ ♪ 561 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,500 - Jeez. 562 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,208 Okay. 563 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:47,000 Feel like I'm being arrested or something. 564 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:54,000 ♪ ♪ 565 00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:59,500 - Okay, pull right up in here. 566 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,916 - Wait. In here? 567 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,166 What--am I turning around in here? 568 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,583 - Nope. We're here. 569 00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:08,333 - Oh, shit. No. 570 00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:09,791 ["Bridal Chorus" playing] 571 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:12,000 No, no, no. Don't get married right now. 572 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,833 DJ, don't do this just to piss off your mom. 573 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,125 - I'm not. Ava, you were right. 574 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,041 I gotta start doing things for me. 575 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,166 And getting married right now is what we wanna do. 576 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:21,833 - No. I--I was thinking 577 00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:23,250 more along the lines of, like, 578 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:26,833 taking a pottery class or getting your GED. 579 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,375 - My GED? 580 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,375 I went to Cornell. 581 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:33,708 - Y--yeah. 582 00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:36,875 And I--I know that, which-- which is why 583 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:38,875 you're smart enough to know not to do this-- 584 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:39,875 - Hello. 585 00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,666 Welcome to the Tunnel of Love. 586 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,416 - Hi. Thank you. 587 00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:48,208 Ah, the "MJ Package"? 588 00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:50,041 No shit. Michael Jackson? 589 00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,333 - No, no. Michael Jordan. 590 00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:53,375 - Oh. 591 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,916 - No? - No. 592 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,875 - [chuckles] 593 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:02,750 Last man standing? 594 00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:04,458 - Looks like it. 595 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:08,208 - [chuckles] That's good. 596 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:11,291 Good, I, um-- 597 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:15,250 I wanted to-- [cell phone ringing] 598 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:16,500 - Oh. 599 00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:18,541 - Thank you. 600 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:20,916 I wanted to-- [cell phone ringing] 601 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,583 - [sighs] 602 00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:23,708 Hello? 603 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:24,750 - Hey. 604 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:27,166 Uh, so, 605 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:30,958 don't freak out, but DJ-- DJ's getting married. 606 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:33,083 Like--like, right now. 607 00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:35,083 - What? N--no, where are you? 608 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,791 - We're at a drive-through chapel. 609 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,708 Look, I tried to stop her, but she's doing it. 610 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:40,458 And I--I really think you'd regret it 611 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:44,291 if you weren't a part of this, so just watch, okay? 612 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:47,291 Please? 613 00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:48,583 - Okay. 614 00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:50,791 - Okay. 615 00:23:52,625 --> 00:23:55,041 Ow, these D'Jewels are fucking heavy. 616 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:57,208 [car door sensor beeping] 617 00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:58,625 Okay. 618 00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,208 - We're gathered here this evening 619 00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,041 to celebrate the true love between-- 620 00:24:02,125 --> 00:24:03,375 [car engine revs] 621 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:05,125 - Oh, shit. Sorry. 622 00:24:05,208 --> 00:24:07,208 Sorry. My foot hit the gas. 623 00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:08,666 Sorry. I'm turning it off. 624 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,625 Okay. Go ahead, go ahead. 625 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:13,375 - We're gathered here to celebrate your love. 626 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:16,083 You've chosen to recite your own vows? 627 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:17,125 - Yeah. 628 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:19,125 - Now would be the time. 629 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,291 - DJ, 630 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,666 when you walked into my life, 631 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:24,833 I realized how much I'd been missing. 632 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:28,083 The only problem is, you made me a worse fighter. 633 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,041 [both laughing] 634 00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:31,333 Before you, I didn't care 635 00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:33,375 what happened to me in the cage. 636 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,333 But now, 637 00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:37,000 I gotta be careful. 638 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:38,958 Because I can't risk anything 639 00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:40,125 ruining the life 640 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,666 that we're gonna build together. 641 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,500 - [chuckles] 642 00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,333 Aidan, 643 00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:49,458 I know that I'm not always the easiest person to love, 644 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:51,458 but you always see the best in me, 645 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,625 and you always make loving me 646 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:56,166 feel like the easiest thing in the world. 647 00:24:57,083 --> 00:25:00,708 Thank you for teaching me how to love myself. 648 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:03,125 - Aidan, do you take Deborah Junior 649 00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:05,375 to be your lawful wedded wife? 650 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,375 - I do. 651 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:08,666 - [laughs] 652 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,791 - And Deborah Junior, do you take Aidan 653 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,541 to be your lawful wedded husband? 654 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:13,916 - I do. [laughs] 655 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,791 - Well, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 656 00:25:16,875 --> 00:25:18,375 You may kiss the bride. 657 00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:28,833 - Okay, I'm gonna go. 658 00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:30,458 - [sighs] 659 00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:33,250 Leave it to her. [laughs] 660 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,708 - [chuckles] 661 00:25:36,541 --> 00:25:37,666 Congratulations. 662 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:39,541 - [laughs] God. 663 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,208 - Not every day your daughter gets married. 664 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,583 Hey, you know what this calls for? 665 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,083 [whispering] Champagne. 666 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,125 - [sniffs] 667 00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,791 - Be right back. 668 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:54,541 - [exhales] 669 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:58,250 [indistinct chatter] 670 00:25:58,333 --> 00:25:59,958 Well, at least now I don't have to worry 671 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:02,750 about walking her down the aisle. 672 00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,250 You know how I hate attention. 673 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:07,291 - [laughs] 674 00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:10,333 [Bonnie Rait's "Since I Fell for You" plays] 675 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:13,875 Ah, now this is the one I was waiting for. 676 00:26:13,958 --> 00:26:15,708 - Oh, I love this song. 677 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:17,333 - ♪ You'd better let love... ♪ 678 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:20,000 - May I ask the mother of the bride for this dance? 679 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,375 - Oh, my God. "Mother of the bride"? 680 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,416 - [chuckles] - [giggles] 681 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,250 - ♪ I know it so ♪ 682 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:30,958 ♪ And yet I know ♪ 683 00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:32,458 - [chuckles] 684 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:37,333 - ♪ I can't get you out of my heart ♪ 685 00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:39,666 ♪ ♪ 686 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:43,833 ♪ You ♪ 687 00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:47,541 ♪ Made me leave my happy home ♪ 688 00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:50,750 - Thanks for coming. 689 00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:52,333 - I was happy to be here. 690 00:26:52,416 --> 00:26:54,750 - ♪ You took my love and now ♪ 691 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,666 - Me too. 692 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,125 ♪ ♪ 693 00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:04,208 ♪ Since I fell for you ♪ 694 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:08,416 ♪ ♪ 695 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:13,750 ♪ Love ♪ 696 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:21,000 ♪ Brings such misery and pain ♪ 697 00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:27,083 ♪ I guess I'll never be the same ♪ 698 00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:29,333 ♪ ♪ 699 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:33,708 ♪ Since I fell for you ♪ 700 00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:39,458 ♪ ♪ 701 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:43,125 ♪ Well it's too bad ♪ 702 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:46,833 ♪ And it's too sad ♪ 703 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:53,000 ♪ But I'm in love with you ♪ 704 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:55,125 ♪ ♪ 705 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:57,958 ♪ You love me ♪ 706 00:27:58,041 --> 00:28:01,666 ♪ Then you snub me ♪ 707 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:05,458 ♪ But what can I do ♪ 708 00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:12,625 ♪ When I'm still in love with you? ♪ 709 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:19,791 ♪ ♪ 710 00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:27,125 ♪ I ♪