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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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Hey.
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Hi.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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Housekeeping!
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Hello? Housekeeping.
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- [KNOCKING CONTINUES]
- No, no, nope.
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No, no. Not today.
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Thanks.
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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[SCOFFS]
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[GROANS]
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[MID-TEMPO FUTURISTIC MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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- You still mad at me?
- Heh.
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I could never stay mad at you.
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How you doing?
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Good. Busy.
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Great. Hey, you free for lunch today?
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No, sorry. Um...
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I have to do press for the big show,
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and then I'm throwing DJ
her 35th birthday party.
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Ah.
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So I guess dinner's out too, then?
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Yeah, unfortunately.
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Well, hey. Why don't you come?
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I'm sure DJ would love to see you,
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and you'd actually be helping me out.
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I always have to pad these parties.
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Turns out that being in
Narcotics Anonymous this long
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has left her with friends that are...
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all anonymous.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll see you tonight, then.
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Bye.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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Is this your makeup bag?
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'Cause it's, like, mostly
half-smoked joints and used Q-tips.
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- Yeah, that's it.
- Okay.
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- No, I'm using mine.
- [LAUGHS]
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Ugh, I'm so glad I got tonight off.
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Plus, I really need a break from Luna.
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She's just going through this,
like, really intense stage
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where she absolutely hates me.
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I mean, like, I know she's just a baby,
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but, like, it still hurts.
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Like, last night, she
said, "Luna no love Mama."
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I'm like, "You've only
met, like, three people
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in your whole life, and
you hate the best one?"
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Ugh, I'm sorry, Kiki.
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- That's really hard.
- Yeah.
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Do you have, like, a Beautyblender?
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Like, you know, like, an eggy sponge?
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Um...
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- Why'd I even ask?
- No, I...
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I usually just use my fingers,
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'cause makeup doesn't really have rules.
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Mm-mm. Makeup absolutely has rules.
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Oh, no.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[MUFFLED UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Fire the hors d’œuvres.
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Josefina told me to wait
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until at least half the guests arrive.
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Josefina!
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Josefina?
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Hi, um, I think that there's been
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a little bit of a misunderstanding.
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People are under the false impression
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that you're running this party.
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Damien, I am the House Manager.
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So, first, do not yell my name.
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And second, this party
is under my jurisdiction,
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and what I say goes.
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Well, I'm Deborah's personal assistant,
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and I'm in charge of
all of her events, so...
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Again, I'm the House Manager,
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and this event is in the house, so...
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Fire the hors d'œuvres.
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Yeah. Fire the hors d'œuvres.
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[JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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♪ ♪
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Deborah, you know Wilson.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Ah, so you're the mystery date.
- Mm-hmm.
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You look so different without
your fluorescent vest on.
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Not better. Just different.
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Well, thank you for having me.
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Yes, well, please help
yourself to some champagne.
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Are you still angry at
me about the shapewear?
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Is that what this is all about?
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It's not about you, Deborah.
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I like him.
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Mm-hmm.
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Deborah!
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My God, I'm so happy to be here!
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I had to get out of the
freaking house so bad.
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Ava, you look pretty.
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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Really?
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Thanks.
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- You look...
- You!
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No, no, no. Are those Bellinis?
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No, no, no, those are not to be served
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until the puff pastry comes out.
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Am I blushing?
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No clue.
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I use high-coverage foundation.
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It's basically paint.
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[LAUGHS]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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- ALL: Ooh!
- Oh, my God.
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Does that look familiar?
Sir, was this yours?
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But a creative way, but still...
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Ladies.
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[CHUCKLES] Deborah.
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- Marty.
- Madame Mayor.
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Oh, Marty! Oh, so good to see you again.
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Now, where's your lovely
little girlfriend this evening?
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No, she's not coming.
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[CHUCKLES] Jeez.
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Well, she's nuts, huh?
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If I were her, I wouldn't
let you out of my sight.
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Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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Well, we actually broke up.
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Ah.
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Good to know.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Okay! The birthday girl has arrived!
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Happy birthday, dear.
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Hi.
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Hi. You look cute.
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Thank you!
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Well, you must be Aidan.
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It's so nice to finally meet you.
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- DJ sent me clips of all your fights. I'm starstruck.
- Thank you, ma'am.
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Excuse me, Ms. Vance,
do you have a second
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Oh, hope you didn't give
him the shiner, sweetie.
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[LAUGHS]
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Ooh, Ava! Ava, come here.
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Come meet my man.
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Ava, this is the love of my life.
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Aidan, this is my girlfriend, Ava.
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Hey. Nice to meet you.
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- Pleasure.
- Oh, wow.
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- Firm grip.
- Oh, yeah.
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His body's his career.
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He's the current Tuff-N-Uff
MMA welterweight champ.
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Ooh, feel his muscle!
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Babe, don't flex.
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Just grab on.
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- [CHUCKLES] Wow.
- Right?
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- Crazy, yeah.
- Right?
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Okay, babe, now flex.
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- You want me to...
- Get back in there.
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Just, I...
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He's flexed now.
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[GASPS] Okay.
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- Yep.
- Double puka shells?
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You look so cute.
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That was actually the first time
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I went on tour with Deborah.
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Was that before or after
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her joke about crackheads?
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Uh, well, I believe she
changed it to opioids, so...
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Oh, okay. Instead of being
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about Black people,
it's about poor people.
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- [SCOFFS]
- I mean, it just must, like,
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suck to work for a white lady
for 20 years, or whatever.
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[GROANS]
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Sadly, Cosby wasn't hiring.
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[CHUCKLES] Oh, my God.
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How did you start working for her?
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Well, she was my favorite
comedian growing up,
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which should've been my
first clue that I was gay.
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That, and the double puka shells.
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- Correct.
- [LAUGHS]
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And when I was 18,
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I drove my mom's
Cimarron for three hours
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to see Deborah's show in
D.C., and she was incredible.
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And I stayed after for
her to autograph this shirt
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that I made with her face on the front,
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and she got a kick out of it.
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And then I told her she
needed to seriously reconsider
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her idea of brand merchandising.
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[CHUCKLES]
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And she offered me a job on the spot.
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I've been with her ever since.
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That's cool.
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I've been talking about myself too much.
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Uh, what's your story? How
did you become a water cop?
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Monster.com.
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- [LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHS]
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Uploaded my résumé and got the job.
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And I get that hating me
is part of her development,
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but it's also part of her development
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to know that I have
more friends than her.
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Isn't she three?
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- Exactly.
- [LAUGHS]
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Now, show me one. Where is he?
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[LAUGHS]
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You think she thinks he's funny?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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I mean, she's laughing, so, yeah?
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What's the deal with them?
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Mm, I think they have some history.
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There's, like, a vibe between them,
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and, I don't know.
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I ship it.
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["JURASSIC PARK" THEME
PLAYING SOFTLY ON PIANO]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Is... is this...
- The "Jurassic Park" theme.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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She's pretty good.
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Mm, 100 grand on piano lessons.
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This is all she learned to play.
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- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Well, it's pretty timeless.
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Plus, they just rebooted the franchise.
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- What a boon.
- [CHUCKLES]
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♪ ♪
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[APPLAUSE]
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Thank you! Thank you.
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I wanted to take a moment
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and share some very exciting
news with all of you,
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my nearest and dearest.
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Aidan and I are engaged!
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[ALL SHOUTING]
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!
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I know, I know!
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So it's not only my birthday party,
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but it's also my engagement party.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Oh!
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Congrats, honey.
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Thanks, Mom.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Whoo-whoo.
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Ah... ooh. [CHUCKLES]
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[GUESTS CHATTERING]
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- Hey, excuse me, sir.
- Thank you.
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- Well...
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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No more for him.
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No, he likes to conserve.
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Yoo-hoo! Marty.
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How's your beef?
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Hey.
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How about after we get
done with our entrées,
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why don't we all change seats?
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Just kind of switch it up a little bit.
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- How about that?
- No.
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That's not how this is gonna work.
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Did anybody else witness that?
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Okay, I... I had, like, a...
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I had a sex-ish dream
about Deborah this morning.
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- Whoa.
- And it's obviously whatever,
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because I've had sex dreams
about a lot of people,
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but for some reason,
I'm just feeling, like,
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really weird about this one.
265
00:10:40,813 --> 00:10:42,230
Oh, babe, you probably
just had a sex dream
266
00:10:42,313 --> 00:10:44,605
about Deborah because she's fucking hot.
267
00:10:44,688 --> 00:10:46,521
Yeah. She is, but...
268
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,855
I don't know, maybe this is about power?
269
00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:51,688
Or because we had a really
intense bonding experience
270
00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:53,230
- on that trip we went on.
- Mm-hmm.
271
00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:54,605
But also, she's mean to me.
272
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,855
So, am I weirdly into that?
273
00:10:56,938 --> 00:10:59,688
Ugh, psychologically, very bad sign.
274
00:10:59,771 --> 00:11:02,230
This is exactly how women
end up dating men in tech.
275
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,563
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
276
00:11:04,646 --> 00:11:07,063
Or is it just 'cause I
watched "Carol" last night?
277
00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:08,813
Oh, you watched "Carol" last night?
278
00:11:08,896 --> 00:11:11,813
Well, then it's definitely
just about "Carol," duh.
279
00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:13,813
Oh, I'm sorry about you and Ivy.
280
00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:16,313
Ah, it's okay. I couldn't trust her.
281
00:11:16,396 --> 00:11:18,021
She let a woman roam through my house...
282
00:11:18,105 --> 00:11:19,355
- Ah.
- Take pictures.
283
00:11:19,438 --> 00:11:20,688
Oh, so it's my fault?
284
00:11:20,771 --> 00:11:22,271
[CHUCKLES] No.
285
00:11:22,355 --> 00:11:23,396
No.
286
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,105
She's just not the woman for me.
287
00:11:26,188 --> 00:11:28,021
[GLASS CLINKING]
288
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,605
Hi.
289
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:32,021
I just wanted to thank
you all so much for coming,
290
00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:35,438
and especially thank you
to my mom for hosting.
291
00:11:35,521 --> 00:11:36,771
- Yep.
- And also,
292
00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:39,063
I wanted to let you know that my jewelry
293
00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:42,021
will be in three Trish's boutiques.
294
00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:43,688
- Yes.
- Ah, that's right!
295
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,271
D'Jewelry is gonna be at Trish's!
296
00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:47,855
- Is that good?
- It's major.
297
00:11:47,938 --> 00:11:49,188
[APPLAUSE]
298
00:11:49,271 --> 00:11:51,313
I am engaged to the love of my life,
299
00:11:51,396 --> 00:11:54,438
and I have honestly never been happier.
300
00:11:54,521 --> 00:11:55,813
So just thank you to
every single one of you
301
00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:57,855
for making this night so special.
302
00:11:57,938 --> 00:11:58,938
Cheers.
303
00:11:58,939 --> 00:12:01,146
ALL: Cheers.
304
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,813
- Okay, Ava, your turn.
- Hmm?
305
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:05,896
Oh.
306
00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:07,146
Oh, we're all doing speeches?
307
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,313
It's my birthday.
308
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:09,813
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah.
309
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,438
No problem.
310
00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:13,438
Uh...
311
00:12:14,605 --> 00:12:15,688
DJ...
312
00:12:15,771 --> 00:12:16,938
Are you gonna sit while you do it?
313
00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:18,396
- No.
- I figured you'd stand.
314
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,188
[CLEARS THROAT]
315
00:12:22,105 --> 00:12:24,688
[SIGHS] DJ...
316
00:12:24,771 --> 00:12:27,855
you self-tumble your own rocks,
317
00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:31,646
which, well, frankly, rocks. [LAUGHS]
318
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,355
Um...
319
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:38,355
You know, I've honestly
never met anyone like you.
320
00:12:38,438 --> 00:12:40,438
And I think it's so brave
that you're not afraid
321
00:12:40,521 --> 00:12:43,688
to march to the beat of your own drum.
322
00:12:43,771 --> 00:12:45,396
And...
323
00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,230
I think it's really cool
that you found someone
324
00:12:47,313 --> 00:12:51,188
who loves you for exactly who you are.
325
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,355
Which is a really great person.
326
00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:54,896
ALL: Aww.
327
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,813
Happy birthday. To DJ.
328
00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,563
Thank you.
329
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,605
DJ, for your birthday,
330
00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:06,021
it is my great honor and privilege
331
00:13:06,105 --> 00:13:07,521
as the mayor of Las Vegas
332
00:13:07,605 --> 00:13:12,438
to present you with a key
to the city of Las Vegas.
333
00:13:12,521 --> 00:13:14,146
[GUESTS OOHING]
334
00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:16,021
- Oh, another one.
- Now, this key in particular
335
00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:17,938
is one of my favorites,
and I've had to take...
336
00:13:18,021 --> 00:13:21,146
I swear, she'll give the
key to the city to anyone.
337
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,563
[CHUCKLES]
338
00:13:22,646 --> 00:13:24,480
She probably tips with it at Starbucks.
339
00:13:24,563 --> 00:13:25,896
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
340
00:13:25,980 --> 00:13:27,730
Was one of... one of...
a dear friend of mine
341
00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:29,063
for a couple of weeks, and...
342
00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:30,688
DJ says it's her 35th birthday,
343
00:13:30,771 --> 00:13:32,271
so we're doing 35 candles.
344
00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:34,938
I threw her 35th before
you were even here.
345
00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:36,646
- No one's gonna buy it.
- Yes, they will.
346
00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:37,855
She looks incredible.
347
00:13:37,938 --> 00:13:40,063
I'll go down to 38.
348
00:13:40,146 --> 00:13:42,646
Take it or leave it.
349
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,230
I'll take it.
350
00:13:45,313 --> 00:13:48,146
But now, what is the color story now?
351
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,855
- Gold and pink.
- Pink... I think just pink.
352
00:13:49,938 --> 00:13:54,063
So, thank you for giving me an excuse
353
00:13:54,146 --> 00:13:56,813
to live my own life.
354
00:13:56,896 --> 00:13:59,105
Because, honestly,
355
00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:02,563
it's nice to be with people
who actually wanna be around me
356
00:14:02,646 --> 00:14:05,271
and not just suck on
my titties for milk,
357
00:14:05,355 --> 00:14:06,938
and then turn on me, you know?
358
00:14:07,021 --> 00:14:08,063
Hear, hear.
359
00:14:08,146 --> 00:14:10,980
So, happy birthday, DJ,
360
00:14:11,063 --> 00:14:12,438
and congrats on Trish's.
361
00:14:12,521 --> 00:14:13,938
They have some really cute stuff there.
362
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,271
So nice. Thank you.
363
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,646
- You're welcome.
- Hear, hear. Cheers.
364
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,313
[CLEARS THROAT]
365
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,605
[CLEARS THROAT]
366
00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,855
I'm sorry, I'm...
367
00:14:23,938 --> 00:14:25,646
not very good at this kind of thing.
368
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,563
And, uh,
369
00:14:27,646 --> 00:14:28,980
especially nervous to do it
370
00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:31,230
in front of a world-famous
comedian, so...
371
00:14:31,313 --> 00:14:32,855
[GUESTS CHUCKLE]
372
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,438
I'll keep it brief. Um...
373
00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:37,980
DJ, I love you. Happy birthday.
374
00:14:38,063 --> 00:14:39,063
ALL: Aww.
375
00:14:39,105 --> 00:14:41,188
Whoa. Very brief.
376
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,813
[APPLAUSE]
377
00:14:44,313 --> 00:14:46,063
Okay. You're up, Mom.
378
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,688
Saved the best for last.
379
00:14:48,771 --> 00:14:50,188
[EXHALES]
380
00:14:50,271 --> 00:14:53,813
Happy birthday, DJ.
This is getting scary.
381
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,813
Pretty soon, you're gonna
be the same age as me.
382
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,438
[LAUGHTER]
383
00:14:58,521 --> 00:15:00,980
You know, DJ, we haven't
always seen eye to eye,
384
00:15:01,063 --> 00:15:03,646
and I know that you like to
say that actually my career
385
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:06,396
is my favorite child,
but that's not true.
386
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,646
I like you both the same.
387
00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:10,688
[LAUGHTER]
388
00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:16,021
I've been thinking a lot
about the past lately.
389
00:15:16,105 --> 00:15:18,396
I had DJ very young, so as a child,
390
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,313
she always accompanied me on the road.
391
00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:24,938
You know, always at my side.
392
00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:26,480
And I know some people didn't think
393
00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:28,688
that was a very good parenting choice,
394
00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:32,438
raising a toddler in comedy clubs.
395
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:36,855
But for someone who lost
their parents very young...
396
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:38,355
[CLEARS THROAT]
397
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,188
I knew that I would've given anything
398
00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:43,855
to spend more time with them.
399
00:15:43,938 --> 00:15:46,771
So I thought it was best...
400
00:15:46,855 --> 00:15:49,105
that you be with me.
401
00:15:49,188 --> 00:15:51,938
For better or worse.
402
00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:54,480
And for me, at least,
403
00:15:54,563 --> 00:15:56,230
it was always better.
404
00:15:59,563 --> 00:16:02,896
Um, but now you have Aidan by your side.
405
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:05,605
And if he loves you
half as much as I do,
406
00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:07,313
then he's a keeper.
407
00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:09,230
Plus, he's got a great left hook.
408
00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:10,521
[LAUGHTER]
409
00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:11,605
Cheers.
410
00:16:11,646 --> 00:16:12,896
ALL: Cheers.
411
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,438
Oh, and, as an engagement gift,
412
00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:17,271
I'm paying my lawyer
to draw up your prenup.
413
00:16:17,355 --> 00:16:19,063
[LAUGHTER]
414
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,730
So romantic. Thanks.
415
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,896
But we decided we're just gonna go ahead
416
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:26,480
and do the old-fashioned thing
and get married, no prenup.
417
00:16:26,563 --> 00:16:27,730
- [CHUCKLES]
- Okay, honey.
418
00:16:27,813 --> 00:16:28,896
Leave the jokes to me.
419
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,563
[LAUGHTER]
420
00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:32,188
It's not a joke. We're
not gonna get a prenup.
421
00:16:32,271 --> 00:16:34,313
Oh, you are absolutely getting a prenup.
422
00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:35,896
How about when you get married,
423
00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:37,105
you can get yourself a prenup?
424
00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:39,063
But we are not doing one.
425
00:16:39,146 --> 00:16:40,396
This isn't up for discussion.
426
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,813
I'm doing what's best for you.
427
00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:45,021
Okay, I am a grown -up,
and you can't make me.
428
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,105
I taught you better than this.
429
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:47,188
Don't be stupid.
430
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:49,896
Laurie says it is not stupid to
trust my feelings, and right now, I...
431
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:51,938
She's not even a psychologist.
432
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:53,396
She's a social worker!
433
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,271
And if she can't figure
out her adult acne,
434
00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:57,480
she certainly can't
figure out your life.
435
00:16:57,563 --> 00:17:00,355
I said don't Google
her! That's what I said!
436
00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:03,021
You know, the sex tape,
and the Scientology stint,
437
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,688
I could handle, but this?
438
00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:06,230
You know, you've
really outdone yourself.
439
00:17:06,313 --> 00:17:07,771
You know what? This is so stupid.
440
00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:09,271
It doesn't even matter.
It's not your money.
441
00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:12,063
Oh, please. Your whole life is my money.
442
00:17:12,146 --> 00:17:13,646
You know what?
443
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:16,855
You're just jealous because
someone actually loves me.
444
00:17:16,938 --> 00:17:19,563
I give it two weeks. One, if he's smart.
445
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:24,438
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
446
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:29,313
[ALL JOIN IN] ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
447
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,313
♪ Happy Birthday, dear DJ ♪
448
00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:34,771
Thanks a lot, Mom.
449
00:17:40,355 --> 00:17:41,980
Who wants cake?
450
00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:44,605
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
451
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,730
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
452
00:17:47,813 --> 00:17:49,396
♪ ♪
453
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,355
[PHONE BUZZING]
454
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,605
Hey, where are you?
455
00:17:53,688 --> 00:17:55,355
- I'm home.
- Wait, what?
456
00:17:55,438 --> 00:17:57,313
I... I thought you were in the bathroom.
457
00:17:57,396 --> 00:17:58,980
I told them not to clear your dessert!
458
00:17:59,063 --> 00:18:00,230
I know, I'm sorry.
459
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,188
That fight just made me realize
460
00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:04,730
that I gotta make it work with Luna.
461
00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:07,396
I'm actually in her
bed with her right now.
462
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,563
I forgive her. She forgives me.
463
00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:11,855
It's all water under the bridge.
464
00:18:11,938 --> 00:18:13,438
And I've been thinking.
465
00:18:13,521 --> 00:18:16,021
You should really go
for it with Deborah.
466
00:18:16,105 --> 00:18:17,771
Maybe it'll help you figure things out?
467
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,355
Uh, no, I'm not gonna go for it.
468
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,355
I'm gonna eat your dessert and go home.
469
00:18:21,438 --> 00:18:22,730
Okay.
470
00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:23,855
Bye, girl.
471
00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:25,605
Okay, bye.
472
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,188
Ava?
473
00:18:27,271 --> 00:18:28,521
Would you mind talking to DJ?
474
00:18:28,605 --> 00:18:29,938
She's really upset.
475
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,521
- Me?
- Yeah.
476
00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:32,688
Okay. Yeah, of course.
477
00:18:32,771 --> 00:18:34,188
All right, she's upstairs.
478
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:36,188
- Okay.
- Hey, thank you.
479
00:18:36,271 --> 00:18:38,396
Yeah.
480
00:18:46,188 --> 00:18:48,271
Shit's $600.
481
00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:49,896
Okay.
482
00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:52,688
God. She's such a bitch.
483
00:18:52,771 --> 00:18:54,063
Did you hear her back there?
484
00:18:54,146 --> 00:18:56,105
Who talks to their kid like that?
485
00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:58,813
I totally understand.
486
00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,271
But...
487
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:03,230
I think she's just
trying to protect you,
488
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:04,896
in her own fucked up way.
489
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,438
Well, it doesn't feel like it!
490
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:07,855
To... yeah.
491
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,563
Maybe she's just, like, scared?
492
00:19:10,646 --> 00:19:13,396
And she's...
493
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,855
just not wanting to see
494
00:19:15,938 --> 00:19:17,646
anything taken away from you
495
00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:19,396
the way it was taken away from her?
496
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,271
Fuck!
497
00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:24,730
I just had this fantasy
that she'd just see
498
00:19:24,813 --> 00:19:26,980
that things were going
well for me, you know?
499
00:19:27,063 --> 00:19:28,771
And maybe be proud of me.
500
00:19:28,855 --> 00:19:30,855
And things would...
501
00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:33,271
I don't fucking know,
be normal for once?
502
00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:35,855
- I hear you.
- [EXHALES]
503
00:19:35,938 --> 00:19:38,396
That's totally fair.
504
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,438
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry
to dump all this on you.
505
00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:41,938
I don't mean to.
506
00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:43,771
I just feel like you get
it when it comes to her.
507
00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,146
Yeah, I do.
508
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:49,855
Honestly, my closest relationship
right now is with your mom.
509
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:54,105
Right. [CHUCKLES]
510
00:19:54,188 --> 00:19:55,521
I've never been this close to someone
511
00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:58,188
I'm not hooking up with, which means...
512
00:19:58,271 --> 00:19:59,521
[LAUGHS]
513
00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:01,188
I just have a fucked
up sense of intimacy.
514
00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,480
It's not that I'm actually
attracted to your mom.
515
00:20:03,563 --> 00:20:04,980
[EXHALES] Oh.
516
00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:06,771
What?
517
00:20:06,855 --> 00:20:08,605
That was nothing.
518
00:20:08,688 --> 00:20:10,563
Um, DJ,
519
00:20:10,646 --> 00:20:12,730
it's, like, the most
normal thing in the world
520
00:20:12,813 --> 00:20:15,646
to want your mom to be
proud of you, you know?
521
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:19,563
And she can definitely get in your head.
522
00:20:19,646 --> 00:20:21,521
But, um...
523
00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:25,813
I... I don't know. Maybe...
524
00:20:25,896 --> 00:20:28,105
stop waiting for her to be proud of you,
525
00:20:28,188 --> 00:20:30,146
and start doing things
526
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,230
that make you feel proud of yourself.
527
00:20:36,063 --> 00:20:38,396
Yeah. Yep, that actually makes sense.
528
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,896
Thank you.
529
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,646
- Can you drive us home?
- Of course.
530
00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:47,146
Hey, how come you're
not wearing my earrings?
531
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:48,813
- Oh, I...
- It's fine.
532
00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:51,146
- I have some extra in my bag.
- Great.
533
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:54,355
Hope you enjoyed the free show!
534
00:20:56,605 --> 00:20:58,855
Happy birthday.
535
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:02,063
[CAR ENGINE STARTS]
536
00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:05,938
I'm just driving them home.
537
00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:07,438
Have fun.
538
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,313
[CHUCKLES]
539
00:21:14,396 --> 00:21:17,480
Your car is ready at the
valet, Ms. Pezzimenti.
540
00:21:17,563 --> 00:21:19,313
I'm not quite ready to go just yet.
541
00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:20,646
Marty and I are in the middle
542
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,521
of a very stimulating conversation.
543
00:21:22,605 --> 00:21:24,230
He's just in the little boys' room.
544
00:21:24,313 --> 00:21:25,646
The party was 7:00 to 10:00.
545
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,730
Those times are not real.
546
00:21:27,813 --> 00:21:29,980
You understand that?
547
00:21:30,063 --> 00:21:32,355
I'm just gonna wait here
until Marty gets back, though.
548
00:21:32,438 --> 00:21:33,730
I don't want to be rude.
549
00:21:33,813 --> 00:21:36,355
You have no power here.
550
00:21:36,438 --> 00:21:39,230
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
551
00:21:39,313 --> 00:21:41,105
♪ ♪
552
00:21:41,188 --> 00:21:42,730
Jeez.
553
00:21:42,813 --> 00:21:44,438
Okay.
554
00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:47,230
Feel like I'm being
arrested or something.
555
00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:54,230
♪ ♪
556
00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:59,730
Okay, pull right up in here.
557
00:21:59,813 --> 00:22:02,146
Wait. In here?
558
00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:04,396
What... am I turning around in here?
559
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,813
Nope. We're here.
560
00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:08,563
Oh, shit. No.
561
00:22:08,646 --> 00:22:10,021
["BRIDAL CHORUS" PLAYING]
562
00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:12,230
No, no, no. Don't get married right now.
563
00:22:12,313 --> 00:22:14,463
DJ, don't do this just
to piss off your mom.
564
00:22:14,546 --> 00:22:16,355
I'm not. Ava, you were right.
565
00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:18,271
I gotta start doing things for me.
566
00:22:18,355 --> 00:22:20,396
And getting married right
now is what we wanna do.
567
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,480
No. I... I was thinking more
along the lines of, like,
568
00:22:23,563 --> 00:22:27,063
taking a pottery class
or getting your GED.
569
00:22:28,063 --> 00:22:29,605
My GED?
570
00:22:29,688 --> 00:22:31,605
I went to Cornell.
571
00:22:32,688 --> 00:22:33,938
Y... yeah.
572
00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:37,105
And I... I know that,
which... which is why
573
00:22:37,188 --> 00:22:39,105
you're smart enough to
know not to do this...
574
00:22:39,188 --> 00:22:40,188
Hello.
575
00:22:40,189 --> 00:22:41,896
Welcome to the Tunnel of Love.
576
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:44,646
Hi. Thank you.
577
00:22:46,855 --> 00:22:48,438
Ah, the "MJ Package"?
578
00:22:48,521 --> 00:22:50,271
No shit. Michael Jackson?
579
00:22:50,355 --> 00:22:51,563
No, no. Michael Jordan.
580
00:22:51,646 --> 00:22:53,605
Oh.
581
00:22:53,688 --> 00:22:55,146
- No?
- No.
582
00:22:57,063 --> 00:22:59,105
[CHUCKLES]
583
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:02,980
Last man standing?
584
00:23:03,063 --> 00:23:04,688
Looks like it.
585
00:23:05,813 --> 00:23:08,438
[CHUCKLES] That's good.
586
00:23:09,105 --> 00:23:11,521
Good, I, um...
587
00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:15,480
- I wanted to...
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
588
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:16,730
Oh.
589
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,771
Thank you.
590
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:21,146
- I wanted to...
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
591
00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:22,813
[SIGHS]
592
00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:23,938
Hello?
593
00:23:24,021 --> 00:23:25,021
Hey.
594
00:23:25,063 --> 00:23:27,396
Uh, so,
595
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,188
don't freak out, but
DJ... DJ's getting married.
596
00:23:31,271 --> 00:23:33,313
Like... like, right now.
597
00:23:33,396 --> 00:23:35,313
What? N... no, where are you?
598
00:23:35,396 --> 00:23:37,021
We're at a drive-through chapel.
599
00:23:37,105 --> 00:23:38,938
Look, I tried to stop
her, but she's doing it.
600
00:23:39,021 --> 00:23:40,688
And I... I really think you'd regret it
601
00:23:40,771 --> 00:23:44,521
if you weren't a part of
this, so just watch, okay?
602
00:23:45,563 --> 00:23:47,521
Please?
603
00:23:47,605 --> 00:23:48,813
Okay.
604
00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:51,021
Okay.
605
00:23:52,855 --> 00:23:55,271
Ow, these D'Jewels are fucking heavy.
606
00:23:55,355 --> 00:23:57,438
[CAR DOOR SENSOR BEEPING]
607
00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:58,855
Okay.
608
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,438
We're gathered here this evening
609
00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:02,271
to celebrate the true love between...
610
00:24:02,355 --> 00:24:03,605
[CAR ENGINE REVS]
611
00:24:03,688 --> 00:24:05,355
Oh, shit. Sorry.
612
00:24:05,438 --> 00:24:07,438
Sorry. My foot hit the gas.
613
00:24:07,521 --> 00:24:08,896
Sorry. I'm turning it off.
614
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,855
Okay. Go ahead, go ahead.
615
00:24:10,938 --> 00:24:13,605
We're gathered here
to celebrate your love.
616
00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:16,313
You've chosen to recite your own vows?
617
00:24:16,396 --> 00:24:17,396
Yeah.
618
00:24:17,438 --> 00:24:19,355
Now would be the time.
619
00:24:19,438 --> 00:24:20,521
DJ,
620
00:24:20,605 --> 00:24:21,896
when you walked into my life,
621
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:25,063
I realized how much I'd been missing.
622
00:24:26,063 --> 00:24:28,313
The only problem is, you
made me a worse fighter.
623
00:24:28,396 --> 00:24:30,271
[BOTH LAUGHING]
624
00:24:30,355 --> 00:24:31,563
Before you, I didn't care
625
00:24:31,646 --> 00:24:33,605
what happened to me in the cage.
626
00:24:33,688 --> 00:24:35,563
But now,
627
00:24:35,646 --> 00:24:37,230
I gotta be careful.
628
00:24:37,313 --> 00:24:39,188
Because I can't risk anything
629
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:40,355
ruining the life
630
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,896
that we're gonna build together.
631
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,730
[CHUCKLES]
632
00:24:45,063 --> 00:24:46,563
Aidan,
633
00:24:46,646 --> 00:24:49,688
I know that I'm not always
the easiest person to love,
634
00:24:49,771 --> 00:24:51,688
but you always see the best in me,
635
00:24:51,771 --> 00:24:53,855
and you always make loving me
636
00:24:53,938 --> 00:24:56,396
feel like the easiest
thing in the world.
637
00:24:57,313 --> 00:25:00,938
Thank you for teaching
me how to love myself.
638
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:03,355
Aidan, do you take Deborah Junior
639
00:25:03,438 --> 00:25:05,605
to be your lawful wedded wife?
640
00:25:06,355 --> 00:25:07,605
I do.
641
00:25:07,688 --> 00:25:08,896
[LAUGHS]
642
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:11,021
And Deborah Junior, do you take Aidan
643
00:25:11,105 --> 00:25:12,771
to be your lawful wedded husband?
644
00:25:12,855 --> 00:25:14,146
I do. [LAUGHS]
645
00:25:14,230 --> 00:25:17,021
Well, I now pronounce
you husband and wife.
646
00:25:17,105 --> 00:25:18,605
You may kiss the bride.
647
00:25:26,938 --> 00:25:29,063
Okay, I'm gonna go.
648
00:25:29,146 --> 00:25:30,688
[SIGHS]
649
00:25:31,896 --> 00:25:33,480
Leave it to her. [LAUGHS]
650
00:25:33,563 --> 00:25:34,938
[CHUCKLES]
651
00:25:36,771 --> 00:25:37,896
Congratulations.
652
00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:39,771
[LAUGHS] God.
653
00:25:39,855 --> 00:25:42,438
Not every day your
daughter gets married.
654
00:25:42,521 --> 00:25:44,813
Hey, you know what this calls for?
655
00:25:44,896 --> 00:25:46,313
[WHISPERING] Champagne.
656
00:25:46,396 --> 00:25:47,396
[SNIFFS]
657
00:25:47,438 --> 00:25:49,021
Be right back.
658
00:25:52,105 --> 00:25:54,771
[EXHALES]
659
00:25:54,855 --> 00:25:58,480
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
660
00:25:58,563 --> 00:26:00,188
Well, at least now I don't have to worry
661
00:26:00,271 --> 00:26:02,980
about walking her down the aisle.
662
00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:04,480
You know how I hate attention.
663
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,521
[LAUGHS]
664
00:26:07,605 --> 00:26:10,563
[BONNIE RAIT'S "SINCE
I FELL FOR YOU" PLAYS]
665
00:26:10,646 --> 00:26:14,105
Ah, now this is the
one I was waiting for.
666
00:26:14,188 --> 00:26:15,938
Oh, I love this song.
667
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,563
♪ You'd better let love... ♪
668
00:26:17,646 --> 00:26:20,230
May I ask the mother of
the bride for this dance?
669
00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:22,605
Oh, my God. "Mother of the bride"?
670
00:26:22,688 --> 00:26:24,646
- [CHUCKLES]
- [GIGGLES]
671
00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:27,480
♪ I know it so ♪
672
00:26:27,563 --> 00:26:31,188
♪ And yet I know ♪
673
00:26:31,271 --> 00:26:32,688
[CHUCKLES]
674
00:26:32,771 --> 00:26:37,563
♪ I can't get you out of my heart ♪
675
00:26:37,646 --> 00:26:39,896
♪ ♪
676
00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:44,063
♪ You ♪
677
00:26:44,146 --> 00:26:47,771
♪ Made me leave my happy home ♪
678
00:26:47,855 --> 00:26:50,980
Thanks for coming.
679
00:26:51,063 --> 00:26:52,563
I was happy to be here.
680
00:26:52,646 --> 00:26:54,980
♪ You took my love and now ♪
681
00:26:55,063 --> 00:26:56,896
Me too.
682
00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:59,355
♪ ♪
683
00:26:59,438 --> 00:27:04,438
♪ Since I fell for you ♪
684
00:27:04,521 --> 00:27:08,646
♪ ♪
685
00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:13,980
♪ Love ♪
686
00:27:14,063 --> 00:27:21,230
♪ Brings such
misery and pain ♪
687
00:27:22,188 --> 00:27:27,313
♪ I guess I'll
never be the same ♪
688
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,563
♪ ♪
689
00:27:29,646 --> 00:27:33,938
♪ Since I fell for you ♪
690
00:27:34,021 --> 00:27:39,021
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
691
00:27:39,771 --> 00:27:43,355
♪ Well it's too bad ♪
692
00:27:43,438 --> 00:27:47,063
♪ And it's too sad ♪
693
00:27:47,146 --> 00:27:53,230
♪ But I'm in love with you ♪
694
00:27:53,313 --> 00:27:55,355
♪ ♪
695
00:27:55,438 --> 00:27:58,188
♪ You love me ♪
696
00:27:58,271 --> 00:28:01,896
♪ Then you snub me ♪
697
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:05,688
♪ But what can I do ♪
698
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:12,855
♪ When I'm still in love with you? ♪
699
00:28:12,938 --> 00:28:20,021
♪ ♪
700
00:28:24,271 --> 00:28:27,355
♪ I ♪