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♪ You made a fool of me ♪
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♪ But them broken dreams
have got to end ♪
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♪ Hey, woman,
you got the blues ♪
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♪ 'Cause you ain't got
no one else to use ♪
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♪ There's an open road
that leads nowhere ♪
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♪ So just make some miles
between here and there ♪
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♪ There's a hole in my head
where the rain comes in ♪
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♪ You took my body ♪
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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♪ Ha, ha, woman ♪
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♪ It's a crying shame ♪
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♪ But you ain't got
nobody else to blame ♪
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♪ Evil woman ♪
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♪ Rolled in
from another town ♪
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- Ah, yeah!
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Let's go! Yeah!
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Oh, good, there you are.
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Right this way.
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I've got number one.
We're traveling.
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Wow, you look
absolutely incredible.
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Aw.
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I'm actually
a really big fan.
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Oh.
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You smell really good too.
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Here is the stage.
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♪ But you better get
your face on board ♪
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♪ The very next train ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Evil woman ♪
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Thank you, everyone,
for coming.
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We are so excited
to welcome back
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Deborah Vance!
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- That's it?
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Our Deborah Vance
slot machines...
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- Hey, Marty! Marty!
- Are exclusive to the...
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- Hey! Marty!
- Palmetto and to Caesar's.
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Where's Deborah?
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Yeah, she's a little busy
these days.
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♪ Hold on and you might ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Be famous ♪
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You've had such a year
since that special came out.
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What's next?
Nobel Peace Prize?
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It's such an ugly medal.
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Got to tell you, loved
the Super Bowl commercial.
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Oh, wasn't that fun?
And I actually do
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love Tostitos Scoops.
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Did you ever imagine
you were going to be
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on the "Time" 100 list?
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Yes.
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I loved your special.
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I loved your vaccine.
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Deborah, come to Brazil.
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You know,
I keep hearing that.
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You know, I will.
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That's not real crab!
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Yes!
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Wait, just so you know,
I fucking hate your sister,
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and I want to kill
your sister for you.
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You're adorable.
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♪ And let 'em decide ♪
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♪ But now
you're thinking why ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ You're famous ♪
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♪ Your way to paradise ♪
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Oh, George, thanks for letting
me get up here so last-minute.
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I'd bump anybody
for you, baby.
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You've got to be kidding.
- You're the best.
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Plus you've got the biggest
special in the world.
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I'm so proud of you,
you have no idea.
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Thank you.
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Ah, thank you so much.
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Thank you, thank you.
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This is so intimate.
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I--
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no, really, I haven't--
I haven't played
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a room this small for a while.
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So...
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Anyway, thanks in advance
for being kind.
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I'm working out
some new material, so...
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It might be a little rough.
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Why are you laughing?
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Anyway, um, you know,
I-I was, uh,
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out walking my two corgis
the other day and--
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That's not the joke.
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Why--
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- You don't see it?
- Mm-mm.
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The strawberries are with
the Waterford crystal,
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the cacti are
with the penguins,
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and the corn cobs are
nowhere near each other.
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It's chaos.
- Huh.
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She's obviously
not sleeping again.
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I might have to slip Ambien
in her coq au vin.
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Good morning.
both: Hey.
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You look gorgeous.
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Oh.
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Your stylist is
in the living room.
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- Good.
- Actually, while I have you,
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we need to go over a few things
with the collection.
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Sure.
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It's not good.
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For the DV baseball caps,
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we wanted to feature one
with text.
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The designer suggested
"fabulous" on acid-wash denim.
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Oh, that's so tacky.
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Let's do "chic"
on the leopard print hearts.
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Perfect.
I'll see you at the office.
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, hi.
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So we have
some incredible options
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for the award presentation.
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Everybody sent looks--
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Celine, Fendi, Dolce--
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Oh, the other day,
somebody told me
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Dolce is extremely problematic.
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Okay, no Dolce.
We love a woke queen.
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Oh, I didn't say
I wouldn't wear it.
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I'm just telling you
an annoying part of my week.
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Hilarious.
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Ooh.
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I love that one.
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But also no, you know?
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You know, um,
these are all lovely, um,
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but nothing's really
speaking to me.
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You know, I just--
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I think I might have
something better in my closet.
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♪ We were born to be ♪
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♪ Alive ♪
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♪ We were born to be ♪
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♪ Alive ♪
- ♪ Born ♪
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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♪ Yes, we were born ♪
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♪ Born ♪
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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Mm-hmm.
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Holy fuck.
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Okay, so I'm thinking
floor-length,
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so let's go to evening gowns.
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Alaia, no.
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Ann Demeulemeester,
maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
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Alexander McQueen, no.
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Let's see.
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Yeah, the A's were good to me.
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Let's see, let's see.
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No. No.
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Eh, predictable. No.
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♪ It's good to be alive ♪
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♪ To be alive ♪
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Hm.
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Yeah.
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Okay, here it is.
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What do you think?
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Okay, honey, this is it.
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I'm not so sure now.
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I don't--
- Trust your gut.
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It's so bright, so bold.
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It'll make a splash.
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Really?
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- Love.
- Obsessed.
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- Will you zip me?
- Yeah.
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It was actually
custom-made for me.
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I never got to actually wear it
to the event, though,
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'cause Polanski fled.
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It's actually j--
i-it just won't close.
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But you know, did you drink
any seltzer today?
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Because I read
on this website one time that
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seltzer can make you bloat,
and it definitely
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would be the seltzer.
- It's okay. It's okay.
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I just need to lose
a little bit of weight.
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I got two weeks.
I can--
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I can make it fit.
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How do these walk?
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- No words.
- Oh, my God.
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- Beautiful.
- You better walk.
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Yes. Yes.
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♪ Born to be alive ♪
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Yay, my Botox settled.
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Mine didn't.
I'm gonna sue Getty Images.
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- Ugh.
- Stop.
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I'm disgusting.
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Oh, hey, Ava said
she had work tonight,
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so she might still be working.
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- Okay.
- FYI.
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Ava?
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Ava?
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Ava!
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Oh. Shit.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I was--I was ch--
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Chopping the blocks
as they were flying towards me,
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and they get louder
as they gather in power.
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What's up, you guys?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hey, why don't you guys
head to the back
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and--and we'll meet you
in a second?
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It's--it's...
- Sure.
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- Yeah.
- Over that way.
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You--you know you could have
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told me if you didn't want
to come to the premiere.
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No, I swear to God I worked.
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I had to read, like,
500 pages of fucking research
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on how the coral reefs
are collapsing,
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and it was so depressing
that I literally had
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to escape
to an alternate reality.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Did I look dorky?
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No, not at all.
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- Really?
- No.
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Really sexy.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Shit. Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, you guys.
I'm gonna have to call this in.
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You can wait here or you can
walk to the next stop.
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I'm so sorry.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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I was distracted.
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I'm gonna be late
for work now.
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Fuck you.
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I-I'm hearing you.
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And also, I want to commend you
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for using mass transit.
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- You're a piece of shit, okay?
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I'm sorry, I-I'm just
gonna go wait in my car.
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Don't leave the scene either.
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I won't. Sorry.
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Oh. Uh, hi, Lewis.
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Sorry, I-I'm almost done
with a--a new draft.
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Sorry it's late.
I--this morning--
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Uh, no--no worries.
That's not why I'm here.
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So the good news.
Good news is that
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the story on the heat dome
is turning out great.
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- Great.
- Bad news is that
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Josh is stuck in Arizona.
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All flights have been canceled
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'cause the tires are melted
to the tarmac.
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Again?
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Um, so he won't
make it to Montreal
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for the panel with me
this weekend.
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Do you think you might want
to take his place, go instead?
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Oh, wow.
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I mean, yeah,
I-I would love to.
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- Yeah?
- Thank you.
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Great.
I'll have Gretchen send you
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the information.
- Yeah.
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- It's gonna be fun.
- Okay, thanks.
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All right, goodbye.
Back to work.
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Sorry it's so last-minute.
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Oh, my God,
it's totally fine.
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It's so awesome he asked.
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I know, right?
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There are so many other writers
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they could have asked
who've been there longer.
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But he asked you.
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Plus I have fight choreo
all weekend.
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Apparently there's, like,
a whole episode
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that's just
one epic fight scene
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where I realize my powers
as Wolf Girl during the fight.
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Oh, my God. Of course
the female protagonist
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doesn't know what's going on
with her own body.
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Actually,
it's like a metaphor
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for how society views
female anger as unpalatable.
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Oh, that's really good then.
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Do you need me to pick up
your car while you're gone?
265
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,765
Oh, thank you, but I guess
it's gonna be a while.
266
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,434
I hope that guy's
paying for it since he hit you.
267
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,020
Yeah, for sure he will.
268
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,231
BMW drivers, such dickheads.
269
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,109
Zoom-zooming around, you know?
270
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,778
Um, hey, do you know where
my collapsible water bottle is?
271
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,989
Oh, yeah,
I'll check the dishwasher.
272
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,198
Thank you.
273
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:29,017
Ugh! Oh, my God!
274
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,477
Could you have driven
any slower?
275
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,103
We missed three shows already.
276
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,730
Yeah, well,
that was harrowing.
277
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,441
Why would you rent
a $300,000 car
278
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,985
in a new city
with French road signs?
279
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,279
Because JFL is
the comedy industry event
280
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,906
of the year, Jimmy.
281
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,282
Deborah's doing amazing.
I want people to know
282
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,492
we're doing amazing too.
283
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,243
It's all about
peacocking, baby.
284
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,411
No, it's not.
285
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,913
Reps come to this festival to--
286
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,956
Cheat on their wives.
287
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,291
Sure, but we are here to see
288
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,085
fresh, interesting
new voices, okay?
289
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,211
Stop stressing.
290
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,213
Mi trust fund es su trust fund.
291
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:01,049
Just charge it.
292
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,301
Thank you.
She has a huge bag in the back,
293
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,469
and also it's very sensitive.
294
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,304
Be careful on the gas.
295
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,057
Hey, Jimmy, Kayla.
296
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,141
Ugh.
297
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,393
Hey, guys, what's up?
298
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,144
Surprised to see
you two here.
299
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,022
You know this is New Faces,
not Old Faces, right?
300
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,982
Ha ha, very funny.
Just so you know,
301
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,402
we have a diverse roster
of clients of every age.
302
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,487
Yeah, I saw you just signed
Valerie Bertinelli.
303
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,114
Yeah, we did.
Huge get--lot of people
304
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,365
wanted Valerie,
but we got her, so...
305
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,991
And guess what?
We only represent
306
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,868
Valerie Bertinelli's
non-cooking appearances,
307
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,994
so you actually
fucking don't know
308
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,079
what you're talking about, Dan.
309
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,455
Whatever. We got to go.
310
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,207
Hey, good luck this winter.
311
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,168
A bad flu season could
knock out your whole roster.
312
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,879
- Oh, shut the fuck up, okay?
- Whoa.
313
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,090
Great to see you guys.
Maybe I'll see you around.
314
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,800
- Yeah.
- Silas.
315
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,510
I just drove a Lambo,
by the way, just now.
316
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,178
Congrats.
317
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,556
And he did a good job
driving around!
318
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,528
It's so '80s in here.
319
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,572
Oh, is that true?
Is it the birds?
320
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,865
Well, I mean, I don't know.
I just--
321
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,366
Uh, Logan and Mirya, right?
322
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,076
Ava from the "Ice Age"
roundtable.
323
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,995
Oh, hey.
324
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,538
You guys were
so fucking funny at that.
325
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,040
Oh, my God, no, you were.
326
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,458
Seriously, we were
talking about it.
327
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,084
Oh, that's so nice
of you to say.
328
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,502
I was a little nervous
because I'm not
329
00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,087
super familiar
with the universe.
330
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,672
Oh, who cares?
331
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,051
Sorry...
332
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:29,387
Are you wearing, uh,
Black Pashmina?
333
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:33,558
Yeah, um, my boss says
I don't process onions well,
334
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,477
so she gave me a bottle to wear
every time I'm around her,
335
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,603
but it's--it's fine.
336
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,146
Yeah, it stinks.
337
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,565
Um, are--
338
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,233
are you working
for Deborah Vance?
339
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,943
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we've been
340
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,528
writing for her
for, like, a few months.
341
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,865
Yeah, she's winning
Comedy Special of the Year.
342
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:49,908
She's here?
343
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,284
Yeah.
344
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,245
Do you know
if her manager's here too?
345
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,580
And then I asked myself,
you know,
346
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,956
do I even want to date
a male model
347
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,208
at this point in my life?
348
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,210
And the answer was, yeah.
349
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,920
- Okay, Kayla--
- I do want to.
350
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,588
Who are those
Latitude douchebags talking to?
351
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,175
Oh, um, Clive somebody.
352
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,636
Yeah, that's one of the shows
that we missed on stage four.
353
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,429
Apparently he's
the toast of the town.
354
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,934
Okay, we gotta meet that guy.
We are gonna sign him
355
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,102
before Latitude does.
356
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,895
Okay, there we go.
357
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,605
We got a live one.
358
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,191
I'll do some recon right after
I hit the little ladies' room.
359
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,443
Do you happen to have a tampon?
360
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,945
Why would I?
361
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,530
I don't know, Jimmy.
362
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,949
Hey. Deborah's here?
363
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,575
- You're here?
- Yeah.
364
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,285
Lewis asked me to join a panel
last-minute.
365
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,329
Oh, my God, Ava, that's huge.
That's awesome.
366
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,123
And she hired new writers?
367
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:42,293
You know what, she hired two,
368
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,087
which is actually a compliment,
isn't it?
369
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,338
She had to replace you
with two people.
370
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,589
Wow.
371
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,174
Also, you look great.
372
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,176
I like this blazer.
Very writer.
373
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,970
I'm not ready to see her.
374
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,304
Ava!
375
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:55,640
That doesn't matter at all.
376
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,100
- Hey.
- Holy shit.
377
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,935
That's Winnie Landell.
- Who?
378
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,562
The head of your network.
379
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,563
Introduce me.
380
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,981
Be charming.
Come on.
381
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,399
15 people, none
of them like her.
382
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,442
- I agree.
- I don't think she's funny.
383
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,110
- Hi.
- Uh, Ava,
384
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,320
this is Winnie Landell.
She gave me my job.
385
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,613
So by proxy,
she gave you yours.
386
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,365
What are you?
387
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,993
Uh, mostly Irish,
a little Scottish--
388
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,662
No, no, no,
I mean agent or stand-up...
389
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,956
- Oh, no, I'm a writer.
- Of course you are.
390
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,000
Actually, she's
my favorite writer.
391
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,501
Keep that on the down-low.
392
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,171
Hi, Lewis.
Winnie, I am Jimmy LuSaque, Jr.
393
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,506
I'm Ava's manager
and a huge fan of yours.
394
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,591
Everything you've done
at the network--
395
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,176
You're Jimmy LuSaque's kid?
396
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,177
- Yes.
- I knew him.
397
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,553
I fucked him once.
398
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,679
After the divorce--
399
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,514
mine, not his.
400
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,350
Well, I don't know, maybe his.
401
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,726
We didn't talk much.
402
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,269
What year?
403
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,687
Have you seen
the spicy tuna guy?
404
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,272
- Uh, no.
- No.
405
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,066
Was it post-'96?
406
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,692
Uh, so Winnie and I are
headed to dinner.
407
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,736
And then after, we're gonna go
to Seth and Evan's party.
408
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:50,987
Do you want to go to that?
- Yes.
409
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:51,988
Yeah.
410
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,698
Hey, hey, spicy tuna.
411
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,659
Okay. See you there?
412
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,119
- Okay.
- Okay. All right.
413
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,040
Wow. Blunt.
You okay?
414
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,583
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure
it was after the divorce.
415
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,168
So do you think that was
an invitation
416
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,670
for both of us or just you?
417
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,338
I don't know.
I'll f--I'll find out.
418
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,589
I literally sweat
through my shirt when I heard
419
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,674
about Deborah,
so I got to change
420
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:11,758
if I'm going to this party.
421
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,677
Okay. Text me, all right?
422
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,221
- Oh.
423
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,014
Sorry, can you hold the door?
424
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,307
Sorry. Thank you.
425
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:22,394
- Wh--
426
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,812
wh-whoa.
427
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,774
Wow. Oh, my God.
428
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,442
Deborah, hi.
- Hi.
429
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,778
I had no idea you were here.
430
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,280
Give me a hug.
431
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,407
Wow.
432
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,535
Wow.
Uh...
433
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,412
well, it's--it's an honor
to be in the presence
434
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,080
of Supreme streetwear royalty.
435
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,581
- Ah.
- Congrats on everything.
436
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,625
It's been really cool
to see it all--
437
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,585
from afar, obviously.
438
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,254
It's been a good year.
439
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:50,422
How you doing?
440
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,548
Good. Real good.
441
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,133
Really, uh, really good.
442
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:55,719
So doing good, yeah.
443
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,928
You look well.
444
00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,806
Thanks.
445
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,393
And you look, uh, the same.
446
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,603
- That's the goal.
447
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,480
So, um, what are you up to--
448
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,107
I'm headed
to a really cool party.
449
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,067
On my way right now.
450
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,153
It's on a roof... top.
451
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,447
Fabulous.
452
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,491
Oh, shoot, this is me.
453
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,244
Um, it was good to see you.
454
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,329
Have fun.
455
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,622
Okay.
456
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,300
Uh, I look well?
457
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,676
You got nothing
on my new haircut?
458
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,802
You're not gonna say
I look like
459
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,596
a little page boy or something?
460
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,764
No, I just thought
maybe you'd put
461
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,432
a child's wig on backwards.
462
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,517
There we go.
Thank you.
463
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,561
Can I start
on the blazer now?
464
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:49,689
Sorry, is that
the Tom Cruise coconut cake?
465
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,483
How the hell
did you know that?
466
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,360
It's a famous cake.
Every Christmas he sends one
467
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,403
to his entire contact list.
I've read about it for years.
468
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,364
Kirsten Dunst said it was
one of the best cakes
469
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,532
she's ever had, and she was
in "Marie Antoinette."
470
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,160
Well, I guess Tom just saw
the special and he loved it.
471
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,578
That's cool.
472
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,871
How is it?
473
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,748
Fantastic.
I was very funny.
474
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,541
Ha ha. I mean the cake.
475
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,335
Oh, I'm off sugar now.
476
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,588
So...
477
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,965
no one's eating
the Tom Cruise coconut cake?
478
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,222
- Would you like to try it?
- Yeah.
479
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,515
For sure.
Thank you.
480
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,142
Would love that.
481
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,311
I just want to say,
482
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,563
for the record,
I'm not a Tom Cruise guy,
483
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,482
and I actually think
leading man culture
484
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:36,361
is really toxic, but I do want
to see what this tastes like
485
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,530
strictly from
an anthropological standpoint.
486
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,240
Sure.
487
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,538
Wow.
488
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,665
Yup.
489
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,542
Yup.
490
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,377
That is fucking good.
491
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:53,795
You seriously aren't
even gonna have any?
492
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,714
No.
I have to fit into a dress that
493
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:57,549
I have to wear tomorrow night,
so if I even have
494
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,259
a bite of something sweet,
I'll crave it.
495
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,302
Can't even look at a peach.
496
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,722
Very you, all or nothing.
497
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,476
So I met your new writers.
498
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,520
How are they?
499
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,272
They're very good
joke writers.
500
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,483
So what are you doing
here at the festival?
501
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,236
Oh, well, uh,
I've actually been writing
502
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:20,780
on that very prestigious show
"On The Contrary."
503
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,907
Oh, that's incredible.
504
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,743
Congratulations.
505
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,494
Have you seen it?
506
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,871
I've seen clips.
507
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,417
Yeah. Um, it's really good.
508
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,211
Really popular,
really award-winning.
509
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,964
So yeah, I'm here to represent
the show on a panel tomorrow,
510
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,593
uh, "Changing The World
With Laughter."
511
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,594
Ah.
512
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:43,803
Yeah.
513
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,764
So I don't know,
I'm just bummed
514
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,515
'cause I wish
my girlfriend, Ruby,
515
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,351
the hot actress, was here.
516
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,520
She's stuck in LA filming
for this DC show she's in.
517
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,439
It's called "Wolf Girl."
She's the lead,
518
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,859
the, uh,
titular Wolf Girl, so...
519
00:21:57,859 --> 00:21:59,319
it's top secret, though.
520
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,612
Don't tell anybody.
521
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:03,281
That your girlfriend's a dog?
522
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,450
I think you're the one that
should stop talking about it.
523
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,622
Yeah, we just, uh--
just moved in together.
524
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,791
- Mm.
- Gorgeous house, you know,
525
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,293
natural light,
like, everywhere,
526
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,628
vaulted ceilings.
527
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:18,296
Sounds lovely.
528
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:20,256
Good view?
529
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,257
Gorgeous.
530
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,425
Well, that's good.
531
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,927
I'm really happy for you.
532
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,892
Well, I should get going.
533
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:31,976
Thanks for the cake.
534
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,729
Enjoy Montreal.
535
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,398
Oh, I won't.
536
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:39,359
It's Paris in the ears
but Hartford on the eyes.
537
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,029
Uh, is that the dress
538
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:44,656
you're trying to fit into
for tomorrow?
539
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:46,991
Mm-hmm.
Isn't it gorgeous?
540
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,661
Um... no.
541
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:52,831
It's literally
the most hideous dress
542
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,624
I've ever seen
in my entire life.
543
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:57,544
It's Bill Blass couture.
It's one of a kind.
544
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,838
Well, thank God
there's only one of those.
545
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,840
Okay, you're insane.
546
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,383
I mean, look at this.
547
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,844
I am.
That's the problem.
548
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,347
It's gorgeous--I-I mean,
the crinoline detailing alone.
549
00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,307
Lady, I don't know
what to tell you, okay?
550
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,852
It's fugly ass.
It's giving Big Bird.
551
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:15,729
Oh, my God!
552
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,522
You know nothing about fashion.
You dress like
553
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:19,399
you're about to have lunch
on a steel girder.
554
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,526
Hey, whatever.
You can wear whatever you want.
555
00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:23,695
Yeah, I know I can,
and I will.
556
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,655
You know, it's just sad that
you're so wrong about this.
557
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,407
I mean, everybody loves
this dress--
558
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:30,660
Damien, Marcus, my stylist,
all of her assistants.
559
00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,620
Everyone on your payroll?
560
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,749
Okay.
561
00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:37,959
All right.
I'm gonna prove you wrong.
562
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,717
Hi, could you please
send up a bellhop?
563
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,093
A gay one.
564
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,470
Oh, my God.
565
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,471
Thank you.
566
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:52,640
You're insane.
567
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,725
We'll see.
568
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:58,396
Oh, my God, I can't believe
sneaking up the stairs worked.
569
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:00,565
Crashing a party is
big Lambo energy, Jimmy.
570
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,693
Yeah, well, we are fucking
signing this guy.
571
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,071
There he is.
Okay, let's go.
572
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:07,405
Here we go.
- I appreciate you.
573
00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:08,865
Thank you. Thanks.
574
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,575
Hey, there he is,
the toast of the fest.
575
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:11,785
How are you?
576
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:12,869
I'm Jimmy LuSaque, Jr., manager.
577
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,079
- Hi.
- Kayla Schaffer,
578
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,497
cofounder and assistant
to Jimmy.
579
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,831
Oh, nice to meet you guys.
580
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,541
You too.
Dude, your show--
581
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,126
- Unbelievable.
- So good--
582
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,920
I-I can't even talk about it--
don't want to.
583
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,713
- And we were there.
- That's very nice.
584
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,590
I-I appreciate that.
Thank you.
585
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:26,841
Look, I'm not gonna
bullshit you with small talk.
586
00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:27,842
I'd love to sign you.
587
00:24:27,842 --> 00:24:28,885
And that's a huge deal.
588
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,470
Wow.
589
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,721
You can go with
a bigger firm if you want,
590
00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:32,847
but we come from a place
like that,
591
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:34,474
and I can tell you firsthand,
592
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,767
they will not treat you
with the same kind
593
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,060
of care and attention
that we can.
594
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,478
We are really good
at developing
595
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,938
long-term strategy
for our clients.
596
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,481
We're very thoughtful
and we want to create
597
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,733
a five-year and a ten-year plan
for you.
598
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,694
Okay.
Uh...
599
00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:47,904
you guys really think
I can make it?
600
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,406
Oh, we know it.
601
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:51,908
Wow.
Man, I appreciate that.
602
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,576
I do, 'cause I--
I mean, I've been talking
603
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:55,120
to some of the other reps,
and they've been,
604
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,788
you know, hesitant.
605
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,957
- Well, they're idiots, okay?
- Fucking losers.
606
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:00,959
- We represent Deborah Vance.
- Total icon.
607
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,836
Between us, she is 70--shh--
608
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:04,587
and doing better
than ever, okay?
609
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,965
That's gonna be you
when you're that age.
610
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:11,720
Man, your optimism is--
it's so inspiring.
611
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,180
Uh... I'm in.
612
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,849
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
613
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,767
Well, all right. Hey!
614
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,728
Welcome to la familia.
615
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,104
- All right.
- All right, dude,
616
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:22,605
we're gonna get
celebratory drinks, okay?
617
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,149
- Whoo!
- Okay, I shouldn't, but--
618
00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,817
yeah, all right, let's do it.
619
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,986
Okay.
- Whoo!
620
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,031
- Get in the bathroom.
- What? Why?
621
00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,657
Because I don't want
you influencing him.
622
00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:33,658
Go.
623
00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:34,868
Fine.
624
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,954
- Hi.
- I need the cash up front.
625
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,789
My pants stay on.
Where is he?
626
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,666
Oh, my God, no.
No, no, no, no.
627
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,959
No, I just had
a quick question for you.
628
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,502
Come on in.
- Oh, amazing.
629
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:45,837
I was not in the mood.
630
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:49,174
Okay, this dress,
631
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,633
what do you think?
632
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,469
Wh-why are you asking me?
633
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,179
Did you, like--
did you work on it?
634
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:57,015
No, no, I just want to know
honestly what you think.
635
00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:58,099
Honest opinion.
636
00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,684
It's weird.
637
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:00,852
- Okay.
- Is that--yeah, I think it's--
638
00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:02,771
One might say,
like, it's ugly.
639
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,481
It's really ugly.
I would say it's really ugly.
640
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:05,940
- Hey! Okay.
641
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,568
That was a very leading
line of questioning.
642
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:09,694
This dress is gorgeous.
643
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:10,862
It was custom-made for me.
644
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,822
Oh, on y--on--on you?
645
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,699
You would wear it?
Oh, we--I actually think
646
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,659
then that could
be fierce, actually.
647
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:18,661
I mean, that could be
a slay even.
648
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,747
You're, like, my--my queen.
649
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,540
- You can go.
- Oh, hold on.
650
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,586
I was imagining it on her,
you have to understand.
651
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:27,587
- Wh--
- There you go.
652
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:29,255
Thank you so much.
653
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,091
She--she tricked me.
654
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:36,179
- I don't even think he's gay.
655
00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:38,556
You really shouldn't assume
someone's sexual orientation,
656
00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:41,184
but he absolutely was.
657
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:42,852
Well, if he's gay
with an ass like that,
658
00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,062
he's got worse problems
than my assumptions.
659
00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,605
- Deborah.
- Well, I mean,
660
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:46,940
he didn't say he was gay.
661
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,233
Not everyone walks around
662
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,151
announcing
their sexual orientation.
663
00:26:50,151 --> 00:26:51,945
Well, that's what I thought
till I met you.
664
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:58,284
I'm gonna have another drink.
You want one before you go?
665
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:02,914
Um... sure.
666
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:05,125
Just one.
- Okay.
667
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,006
Whoo!
668
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:12,924
Well, well, well,
Latitude boys.
669
00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,592
We're just having
celebratory drinks
670
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:17,178
because, um,
we just signed Clive Matthews.
671
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,638
- Oh.
- Gotta burn, huh?
672
00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,932
- Ouch.
- I mean, not really.
673
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,976
We weren't gonna sign him.
- Why not?
674
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:25,103
His show is, like,
the show of the festival.
675
00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:27,022
Everybody's talking about it.
We got there first.
676
00:27:27,022 --> 00:27:28,773
Did you even see it?
677
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,316
The guy's got three months
to live.
678
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,110
Yeah, he's terminal.
679
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,279
It's really sad.
680
00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:36,948
Oh, my God.
It wasn't on stage four.
681
00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:39,659
It's called Stage Four.
682
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,619
Wait, what?
What does he have?
683
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:42,787
Ligma.
684
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,789
- Ligma?
- Yeah.
685
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,124
Ligma balls.
686
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,876
Oh, my God.
687
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,169
Shut up.
688
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,795
Are you guys--
are you doing a bit?
689
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:51,838
Is he really sick?
690
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,798
He is.
It sucks.
691
00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:55,091
Beautiful show, though.
692
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,260
No, it-it's true.
693
00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,846
He has bofa.
694
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,139
Bofa deez nuts.
695
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,849
Oh, my God.
Get the fuck
696
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:05,643
out of my fucking face!
697
00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:06,936
I'm rooting for him.
698
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:09,230
Get out of here,
Silas, please.
699
00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,316
Ugh. Silas is up your ass.
700
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,109
It's sending chills
down my spine.
701
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:14,194
Get over
the Silas thing, please.
702
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:15,987
Okay, we have bigger problems.
703
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,198
And no more signing
fresh, young talent, all right?
704
00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:19,824
Let's just stick
with the clients
705
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:21,242
we have and do right by them.
706
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:22,952
Should I set that meeting
with Vanna White?
707
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:25,080
She wants to do a musical.
708
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,706
Yes.
709
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,833
Hey, Clive,
looking good, brother.
710
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,085
Healthy as a dog.
711
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,920
I told him no.
712
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,296
Why not?
713
00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:35,173
Because I didn't want
to get herpes!
714
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:38,677
I mean, a cold sore
on top of filler
715
00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:40,178
is a nightmare.
716
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:45,642
So it seems like
you're having fun.
717
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:46,976
How could I not be?
718
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,687
I'm selling out
bigger venues than ever.
719
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,188
Strangers pay for my meals.
720
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,357
My commercial quote
is astronomical now.
721
00:28:52,357 --> 00:28:54,359
Oh, good, I was gonna ask
about your commercial quote.
722
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,319
It's astronomical.
723
00:28:58,196 --> 00:29:01,825
You and your scribes working
on, uh, new material?
724
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,702
No, not really.
725
00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:06,037
It-it's weird.
I have so much goodwill
726
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:07,872
from the special
that the audience laughs
727
00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:10,375
at practically anything I say.
728
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,002
And you hate that.
729
00:29:12,002 --> 00:29:13,712
- Well...
- Oh, come on.
730
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,797
You hate it.
You need a challenge.
731
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,007
That's why you're trying
to crash diet your way
732
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:19,384
into that hideous dress.
733
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:21,261
I mean, how many other
amazing dresses
734
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,722
could you look incredible in
right now?
735
00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:25,807
- Billions.
- Exactly.
736
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,726
You're creating obstacles
for yourself.
737
00:29:27,726 --> 00:29:29,144
Eh, maybe.
738
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,188
Oh, while you're here,
while you're here,
739
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:35,900
for my speech tomorrow night,
740
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,945
did I ever tell you that story
about how I was potty training
741
00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,031
DJ and a cat at the same time?
742
00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:43,408
Uh--wasn't a competition,
but the cat won.
743
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:46,036
Um, would this joke be funnier
744
00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:48,830
ending with "shitter"
or "toilet"?
745
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:53,376
I-I don't--I don't know.
746
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,712
Which is funnier?
Shitter or toilet?
747
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:57,422
Yeah, I'm--I'm not sure.
748
00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:59,841
Well, just think about it.
What's your opinion?
749
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,217
Not really my department.
750
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,969
Well, yeah, it kind of is.
751
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:03,970
You're a comedy writer.
752
00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,097
Yeah, but not for you.
753
00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:08,433
You fired me.
I don't work for you anymore.
754
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:10,101
Ah. Okay.
755
00:30:10,101 --> 00:30:11,770
As a friend.
756
00:30:11,770 --> 00:30:14,439
A friend?
757
00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,775
If I'm your friend, then
why haven't you texted me back
758
00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,943
in, like, nine fucking months?
759
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:23,239
I was--I was busy.
760
00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:24,866
Yeah, I've been busy too.
761
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,743
That's not an excuse
to just never respond,
762
00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:29,037
especially to
objectively funny memes.
763
00:30:29,037 --> 00:30:31,498
Oh, you mean
the yellow guy in the bush?
764
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:34,084
Oh, my God,
it's Homer Simpson!
765
00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:36,252
Show some respect.
- Look, I apologize
766
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,129
for some unanswered texts,
767
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:39,756
but that was kind of
the whole point,
768
00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:41,966
you going out on your own--
and it worked.
769
00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,968
I mean, you're changing
the world with laughter.
770
00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:47,180
Okay, but why did you have
to cut me out cold turkey?
771
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:48,890
To teach me
some kind of a lesson?
772
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,975
What are you, Mr. Miyagi,
and I'm the Karate Kid?
773
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:53,228
Well, it wouldn't kill you
to learn how to wear a belt.
774
00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:54,437
Don't make jokes.
775
00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:56,481
I had to go to couples therapy
776
00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:59,442
'cause my girlfriend was
so sick of me talking about it.
777
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:04,781
You ignoring me
really hurt my feelings.
778
00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:06,491
Some things are better
with a clean break.
779
00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:08,368
Maybe for you.
780
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,995
But did you even think about
how that would make me feel?
781
00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,498
Did you think about me at all?
782
00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:16,543
You know, I--I didn't deserve
to be cut out like that.
783
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,211
Okay? I'm not your sister.
784
00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,963
I'm not Joy Behar.
785
00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:21,381
Someone had too much sugar.
786
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,841
Oh, my God.
787
00:31:22,841 --> 00:31:24,092
What is wrong with you?
788
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:26,344
I do not miss this bullshit.
789
00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:28,304
In fact, why am I even here?
790
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:30,181
I'm supposed to be
at a cool party.
791
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:32,475
You know what? Congrats
on your fucking award, Deborah.
792
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:33,852
I'll see ya.
793
00:31:33,852 --> 00:31:35,854
Jesus Christ.
794
00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:43,194
And also from
the Peabody Award-winning
795
00:31:43,194 --> 00:31:45,196
"On The Contrary
with Lewis Benton,"
796
00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:48,199
please welcome Ava Daniels.
797
00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:58,126
It was just
this stupid one-line joke.
798
00:31:58,126 --> 00:32:01,588
But at the same time, it did
speak to the massive injustice
799
00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,923
in the fintech sector
that did affect change,
800
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,843
and that felt
really, really cool.
801
00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:10,221
Absolutely.
802
00:32:10,221 --> 00:32:12,557
Well, we're gonna use
our last 15 minutes here
803
00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:14,392
to take some questions
from the audience.
804
00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:16,394
Yes, you in the striped shirt.
805
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:20,940
Hi. My question is for Ava.
806
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:23,234
Oh, no.
807
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:26,279
No, I'm--I'm just kidding.
Uh, go ahead.
808
00:32:26,279 --> 00:32:28,531
So you have my dream job.
809
00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:30,992
Uh, not to be a downer,
but I feel like
810
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,494
I've been working at this
for a while now,
811
00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:34,287
and I'm just starting to doubt
812
00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:36,289
that I'm gonna get the jobs
that I actually want.
813
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:39,918
So I guess I'm just wondering
if you have any advice
814
00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:42,462
for someone who feels like
it just might be too hard?
815
00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:45,882
Well, um, I guess I'd say,
816
00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:47,926
you just got to take
a ton of shots on goal.
817
00:32:47,926 --> 00:32:52,263
You know, just keep trying,
keep at it, and...
818
00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:55,308
one of those shots
is gonna get in.
819
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:56,601
Thank you.
820
00:33:00,063 --> 00:33:02,107
Okay, the gentleman
in the back with the red shirt.
821
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:04,150
Actually, sorry.
822
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,945
Wh-what you were saying
about it being hard,
823
00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:09,447
it is really, really hard.
824
00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,617
And to be honest,
that doesn't ever change.
825
00:33:12,617 --> 00:33:15,328
You know, y-you got
to scratch and claw.
826
00:33:15,328 --> 00:33:17,247
And it doesn't get better.
827
00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:19,958
It just gets harder.
828
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:24,295
But the scratch in the very
beginning is the fun part.
829
00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:26,089
It's the good part.
830
00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:30,927
And, you know, I hope you get
every job that you want,
831
00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:35,473
but just try to enjoy
where you're at right now,
832
00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:40,979
'cause... you'll miss it,
833
00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:43,481
and you can never go back.
834
00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:46,401
Thank you.
835
00:33:52,449 --> 00:33:55,118
♪ All of these lines
across my face ♪
836
00:33:57,579 --> 00:34:02,584
♪ Tell you the story
of who I am ♪
837
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:07,964
♪ So many stories
of where I've been ♪
838
00:34:07,964 --> 00:34:10,008
♪ And how I got
to where I am ♪
839
00:34:10,008 --> 00:34:11,217
Deborah Vance.
840
00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:19,100
♪ But these stories
don't mean anything ♪
841
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:23,563
♪ When you've got no one
to tell them to ♪
842
00:34:23,563 --> 00:34:27,150
♪ It's true ♪
843
00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:29,027
Oh, sorry.
I was looking for someone.
844
00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:31,321
Oh, they checked out.
845
00:34:31,321 --> 00:34:33,531
Oh. Thank you.
846
00:34:37,702 --> 00:34:43,333
♪ No, they don't know
who I really am ♪
847
00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:47,671
♪ And they don't know
what I've been through ♪
848
00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:51,091
♪ Like you do ♪
849
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:56,554
♪ And I was made for you ♪
850
00:34:57,555 --> 00:35:02,560
♪ All of these lines
across my face ♪
851
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:07,399
♪ Tell you the story
of who I am ♪
852
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:12,278
♪ So many stories
of where I've been ♪
853
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:17,158
♪ And how I got
to where I am ♪
854
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:23,248
♪ Oh, but these stories
don't mean anything ♪
855
00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:27,752
♪ When you've got no one
to tell them to ♪
856
00:35:27,752 --> 00:35:31,047
♪ It's true ♪
857
00:35:31,047 --> 00:35:35,135
♪ I was made for you ♪
858
00:36:06,249 --> 00:36:10,337
♪ Oh, yeah, well, it's true ♪
859
00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:15,342
♪ That I was made for you ♪