1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,254 Previously on The Republic of Sarah... 2 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,256 The town of Greylock has voted to declare independence. 3 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:08,425 Who's in charge if the mayor quits? 4 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:11,177 TYLER: Ms. Cooper. She saved us. She should be the leader. 5 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:12,804 AJ: I think Alexis might be my person. 6 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,597 You'll never be hers. 7 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:15,974 Not as long as she's married to William. 8 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,436 Weston's doing a story on Greylock. 9 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:20,812 Chairman Cooper?! 10 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,564 Sarah, you negotiated a power deal, 11 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,399 entered into diplomatic relations with New Hampshire, 12 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,860 and started a new currency, all with no oversight. 13 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:29,446 Yesterday you repealed a law to save your friend. 14 00:00:29,487 --> 00:00:31,072 I see a dictator. 15 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,576 ("My Guess Is as Good as Yours" by Earthy Babes playing) 16 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,915 This is awful. 17 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:43,668 Weston's article about me being a dictator 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,504 has been picked up by a bunch of outlets; it's everywhere. 19 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,256 Okay, I don't think it's everywhere. 20 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,885 Yeah. My name is trending number four in the U.S. right now. 21 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:54,929 Well, in the clickbait Olympics, you don't even make the podium. 22 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:57,474 And the worst part is, now my inbox 23 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,267 is full of interview requests from other places. 24 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,352 I woke up to 27 voice mails. 25 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,979 What you should do is hold a press conference. 26 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,774 No, no, I've had enough press in my life for one month. 27 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,942 I don't know why you keep looking at that stuff. 28 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,402 It doesn't matter 29 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,820 what a bunch of online trolls are saying. 30 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,864 The people of Greylock, they love you. 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,784 Her Excellency! Supreme Leader. 32 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,494 Guiding Sunbeam. 33 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:20,288 Guiding Sun Ray, Max. 34 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,582 Kim Jong-il was called the Guiding Sun Ray. 35 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,169 But he has a point. 36 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,004 Max? No, Weston. 37 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,757 Nothing he said in his article was wrong. 38 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,092 I haven't had any oversight 39 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,177 since I became Greylock's leader. 40 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,221 I always meant for there to be checks and balances. 41 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,223 This was always, like, was always gonna be 42 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,100 a democracy, I just haven't had time 43 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:42,644 to democratize. 44 00:01:42,685 --> 00:01:44,813 ♪ My guess... ♪ 45 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,231 But clearly that time 46 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:47,690 has come. 47 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:51,528 ♪ As good as yours. ♪ 48 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:53,780 Hey. 49 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:56,324 Hey. 50 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,536 Hey! 51 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,787 Rumpelstiltskin, hi. 52 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,497 What? Knock it off. 53 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,374 People are gonna think you're trying to swipe her firstborn. 54 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,875 I can't help it. 55 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,544 Every time I see a baby, I just think about... 56 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:09,587 Your preggers paramour? 57 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,172 I wasn't gonna say it like that. 58 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,675 Oh, what about virile vixen? Boo eating for two? 59 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:15,260 I'm gonna dump this coffee on your head. 60 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,470 AJ, you don't even know if Alexis is pregnant. 61 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,430 Come on, the positive test that you found 62 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,890 could totally be Bella's. 63 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:22,559 Bella's been at prep school for three weeks. 64 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,977 And the test was bought with Alexis's credit card. 65 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,770 I saw the receipt. Okay. 66 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,897 So maybe the pregnancy's an accident. 67 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,358 Or maybe she's trying to eat her cake and have it, too. 68 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,152 She keeps this from me, she can enjoy our little soirees 69 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,695 for another month or two 70 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,446 before she trades in her heels for high chairs. 71 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:37,824 Ooh, maybe you would know 72 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,034 if you, I don't know, uh, asked her. 73 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,744 Well, I'm afraid to. 74 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:43,663 If I ask her and she says what I think she'll say... 75 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,124 You know how my temper is. 76 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,334 Okay, so talk to Alexis at the station. 77 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,253 Look, if you do it at work, you'll have cover 78 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,172 and you won't lose it. 79 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,299 Probably morning sickness. 80 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,801 Okay, AJ, just talk to her. 81 00:02:58,219 --> 00:02:59,762 SARAH: We need to talk. 82 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:01,598 As I'm sure you all know 83 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,350 by now, the media has determined 84 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:09,272 my leadership of Greylock to be a little... absolute. 85 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,649 And while I wish I could tell Weston Woods 86 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,610 to go suck a tailpipe, 87 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:15,570 the truth is, he's right. 88 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,991 We have an opportunity to build something great here, 89 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,161 something that represents all of us. 90 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,246 And in order to do that, we need more voices 91 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:28,041 in the room than just mine. 92 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,667 So, over the course of the next week 93 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,087 we will be holding elections for a new congress. 94 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,339 The rules for these elections are derived from 95 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,590 the Greylock town charter. 96 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,342 There will be two rounds of voting. 97 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,968 The primary is open. 98 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,763 Every adult resident of Greylock is eligible to vote 99 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,806 and to run for office. 100 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:46,184 The six highest vote getters will enter a runoff 101 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,185 for four seats. 102 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,978 These roles are part-time 103 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,022 and on a volunteer basis. 104 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,774 You can keep your day job. 105 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:55,818 All I ask is your time 106 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,654 and your mind to help me write 107 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,781 a new constitution for Greylock. 108 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,450 This is a democracy, not a dictatorship, 109 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,578 and together we're going to prove it. 110 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,705 ♪ ♪ 111 00:04:16,297 --> 00:04:17,298 LIZ: Sarah. 112 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:19,300 Liz. 113 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:20,718 Finally decided to let the people of Greylock 114 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,345 have a say, huh? 115 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,639 I'm sorry if you don't like the way I've handled things. 116 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,224 All I can do is try my best. 117 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,184 Six months ago you were a high school teacher. 118 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,269 What qualifies you to run our lives 119 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:30,770 without any supervision? 120 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,147 Supervision? 121 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:36,776 I need checks and balances, not a babysitter. 122 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,324 You just can't get enough of us, can you? 123 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,868 After exposing my wicked ways, I figured you'd be off 124 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,453 to fry bigger fish. 125 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:48,955 Well, my editor wants me to stay to write a follow-up. 126 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:51,624 My first article about you got a lot of traction. 127 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,501 Yeah, I noticed. 128 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,004 Yeah, don't be. It was, um... it was fair. 129 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,463 Harsh but fair. 130 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:58,798 Still hoping I suck a tailpipe? 131 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,008 Sorry about that. Don't be. 132 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,760 It was fair. Harsh but... but fair. 133 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,596 You know, you could have folks email you 134 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,390 their candidate paperwork. 135 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,268 Yeah, our town charter requires citizens to register in person. 136 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,478 Your town charter also says it's against the law 137 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,355 for a common animal to have carnal knowledge 138 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,982 of a pet from a noble household. 139 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,859 Yeah. And these elections are the last time it will have 140 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,694 any authority in Greylock. 141 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,154 After the vote, the new legislators and I will 142 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:24,282 write a constitution that will form the backbone 143 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,783 of this country. 144 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,785 Seems pretty undictatorial to me. 145 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,454 Unless, of course, you're running the election. 146 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:30,913 No. Keeping my hands off of this one. 147 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,999 Officer Vince is all over it. 148 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,667 Well, I'm no expert on election science, 149 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,878 but, uh, it all seems on the up and up to me. 150 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,963 Good. Not that I'm trying to impress you or anything. 151 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:39,964 No, of course not. 152 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,924 No. Okay. 153 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:45,887 Maya Jiménez. That's J-I... 154 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,513 What do you think you're doing? 155 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:50,433 Becoming a public servant? 156 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,353 You're a child. You can't run for office. 157 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:55,438 Well, if I count as an adult when you're trying to deport me, 158 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,857 then I sure as hell count as an adult now. 159 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:59,484 What would somebody your age know about governing? 160 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,069 Well, I know we shouldn't be trying 161 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:03,279 to deport our own citizens over a prank gone wrong. 162 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,781 You broke the law. 163 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:06,449 Hey, it was a dumb law made by dumb adults. 164 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,909 If that's "mature" leadership, maybe it's time 165 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,452 we get a little immature. 166 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,704 Excuse me? 167 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,581 Ms. Jiménez is correct. 168 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:17,377 According to the town charter, she qualifies as an adult 169 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:18,961 and is old enough to run for office. 170 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:19,962 (chuckles) 171 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,798 Hey, good luck. 172 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,257 Thank you. 173 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,803 See you. 174 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:29,806 You know, I ran into William earlier today, 175 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,933 and he told me he wasn't entering the election because 176 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:34,102 he wanted to spend more time with his family. 177 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,520 (scoffs) 178 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,772 More like more time with his new baby. 179 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,690 You know, at least now I know. 180 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,652 And I took your advice and called Alexis. 181 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:45,905 So now this explains why I didn't get a call back. 182 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:47,740 Easy there, American Psycho. 183 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,575 Your girlfriend did you wrong, not my muffin. 184 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,285 I'm sorry. 185 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,870 I don't even want to talk about it anymore. 186 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,872 (sighs): Okay. 187 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,582 Great. Let's talk about something else. 188 00:06:56,624 --> 00:07:00,211 Are you gonna still run for the new congress thing? 189 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,172 Oh, yeah. I turned in my paperwork this afternoon. 190 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,966 Oh! And what is your platform? 191 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,301 I'm assuming that it involves asking Childish Gambino 192 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,679 to write the new national anthem. 193 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,056 Uh, right after Kara Walker redesigns the flag. 194 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,183 I mean, Greylock is stuck between a superpower 195 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,810 and its closest allies. 196 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,437 At some point, we're gonna have to start thinking 197 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:18,521 about national security. 198 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,273 And diplomacy. I figure we need 199 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,899 someone who knows how to handle both 200 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,526 without being a D-bag. 201 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:24,902 What about you? 202 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,195 Me? 203 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,030 You're always talking about something 204 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:30,032 "somebody" should do to make Greylock better. 205 00:07:30,074 --> 00:07:31,784 Why can't that somebody be you? 206 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:34,829 Well, because I'm not... 207 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,457 I can't... 208 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,375 And you can. 209 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,253 Come on, you should run. 210 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,590 Having you on that council is exactly what this country needs. 211 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,136 Whoa, you know you're burning those, 212 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,930 right? 213 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,640 Her cat's been puking like a freshman on prom night. 214 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:57,018 I'm, uh, just trying to cheer her up. 215 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:58,519 What about you? I heard 216 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,897 that near-deportation thing was pretty rough. 217 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,440 Sorry I wasn't here to help. 218 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,025 What were you gonna do? It's not like anyone 219 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,568 could stop Chairman Cooper once she got going. 220 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,487 She wasn't really trying to screw you over, right? 221 00:08:07,528 --> 00:08:09,197 Yeah, well, she did anyway. 222 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:11,199 Which is why I'm running for a spot 223 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,867 on the new congress. 224 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,911 That's allowed? 225 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,579 I'm on the prelim ballot. 226 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,998 Hey, actually, which reminds me, I have a favor to ask. 227 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,833 What, you want me to suppress a few votes, 228 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,585 pass out some election flyers with the wrong date on them? 229 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,463 (laughs) No. I want you to be my campaign manager. 230 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,048 Okay, you know how to organize 231 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,674 and you know how to fight. 232 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:30,968 I know how to fight against the system, Maya, not... 233 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,720 not for it. 234 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,263 at an ivory tower when you can burn it down 235 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,015 from the inside, okay? 236 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,309 If I get a seat, I can actually change stuff around here. 237 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,062 I'm gonna need some compensation. 238 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:42,980 my everlasting friendship and gratitude? 239 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:46,317 How about you cover my shift on Monday? 240 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,028 Bella and I have a video date. 241 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,321 Okay. 242 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,739 Deal. 243 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,157 Go! 244 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,825 Get it, get it, get it. 245 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:55,826 Come back! 246 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,578 That's a good girl! 247 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,789 You're bouncy today. (laughs) 248 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:02,208 You know, I think it's the elections-- the more I think about it, 249 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,335 the more I think I might actually kick ass at it. 250 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,546 Oh, there's nothing "might" about it. (laughs) 251 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:08,589 It's just that, I don't know, people who grow up 252 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,509 from the part of town where I grew up don't do things like this. 253 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,761 That's why it's always the Putnams and the Fernsbys 254 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,514 and the Coopers who end up running everything. 255 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,182 No offense. 256 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,850 My family is 257 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,979 singularly unable to stay away from a political tangle. 258 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,438 (laughs) 259 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,107 if you make it through this first round, 260 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:27,900 you're gonna have to debate the other candidates. 261 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,860 I know. I've been doing my research, 262 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,279 channeling my inner Socrates, 263 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,030 and if that doesn't work, 264 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,741 I'm just gonna throw some Real Housewives at them. Ready? 265 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:36,951 This is you. 266 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,120 This is me. 267 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,163 that's gonna play really well in Greylock. 268 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,540 (both laugh) 269 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,375 How does Adam feel about you running? 270 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,045 He's okay with it. (clears throat) 271 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,505 He just wants to protect me. 272 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,382 He really thinks our little local election 273 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,758 is gonna get that dirty? 274 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,802 Um, our leader just got smeared 275 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,762 all over the American media. 276 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:59,390 And, oh, by the way, I've been doing some digging on Weston, 277 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,392 and it looks like taking down big shots 278 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,768 is kind of his thing. 279 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,604 Yeah, I know, I read all his stuff, too. 280 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,314 I think it's less "taking down big shots" 281 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,773 and more "speaking truth to power," 282 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,109 which, honestly, I like. 283 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,738 Even if you're the "power"? 284 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,449 Just... mm, be careful with him. 285 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,284 He's already called me a dictator 286 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,161 to an audience of millions. 287 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,496 What more could he do? 288 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,123 But I know that handsome men 289 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:27,627 always find new ways to ambush you. 290 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,173 Oh, you have got to be kidding me. 291 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,097 "Vote for Danny Cooper"? 292 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,308 Sorry. Sorry. 293 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,018 You realize other people stay here, right? 294 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,853 Four months ago, you tried to bulldoze Greylock. 295 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,521 Now you're gonna try and represent it? 296 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,023 My bosses were always gonna put someone 297 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,149 from Lydon into congress, so I raised my hand. 298 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,359 Oh, lucky me. 299 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,027 How are you even eligible to run? 300 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,820 You live in a hotel. You're not a resident. 301 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,448 Mailing addresses, all 350 of us. 302 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,784 Sorry, sis, but 16% of your voting population 303 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,369 cashes checks with Lydon Industries. 304 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:02,745 A Fortune 500 hip-pocketing government 305 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,413 is not what democracy looks like. 306 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:06,707 A group of voters uniting in service of a common cause 307 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,584 is exactly what democracy looks like. 308 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,086 You just don't like the voters. 309 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,088 But, hey, if you're really that unhappy about it, 310 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,423 you could always go back to dictatorship. Oh. 311 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,758 What did that article call you again? 312 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,967 Don't... 313 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,719 Has a nice ring to it. 314 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,805 Careful what you wish for, Danny. 315 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,224 You'll be first against the wall. 316 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,976 ♪ ♪ 317 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,730 HUNTER (over video): Lactose tolerance... 318 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:35,403 (grunts) You gonna help me or what? 319 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,321 I am helping you. 320 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,824 How does you watching Hunter chug a gallon of milk help me? 321 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,200 It's research. 322 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,410 Oh, for a dairy farm you're starting? 323 00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,495 No. For your campaign. Look. 324 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,330 I was going through the Greylock directory again today 325 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,582 to try to find out where your votes are gonna come from. 326 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,793 It's not the townies-- Liz Fernsby owns them. 327 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,670 Danny Cooper's got the Lydon guys, 328 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,921 and Officer Johnson and Corinne 329 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,339 are gonna split the independence vote. 330 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,507 That doesn't leave many blank ballots, huh? 331 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,509 That's exactly what I was thinking, 332 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,635 but there's one major group of voters 333 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,761 that are unaccounted for. 334 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:02,888 Us. 335 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,432 Us? 336 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,808 Teenagers. 337 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,101 I mean, Greylock town charter states 338 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,769 that adulthood starts at 15. 339 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:11,230 That means most people in high school can-can vote. 340 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,191 Yeah, but, listen, everyone in the high school hates me. 341 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,485 No, they just don't know you, okay? 342 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,362 And we're gonna change that, we're gonna give them a reason 343 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,072 to vote for Maya. 344 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,532 I think I have a way, 345 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,409 but you're gonna hate it. 346 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,161 So, Hunter, wh-what do you say? 347 00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,787 What, you want me to help you? 348 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,205 Are you high? 349 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,623 Dude, you're right. I hate this idea. 350 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,708 TYLER: No, look, we don't like you 351 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,376 and you don't like us, but... 352 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,711 you're popular. 353 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,213 We want you to use that popularity 354 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,007 to help Maya's campaign. 355 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,509 Yeah-- Why the hell would I do that? 356 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,802 Shorter school days. 357 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,345 I'm listening. 358 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:45,139 Studies show that shorter days improve learning. 359 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,849 You help me win the election, maybe the last bell 360 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,018 starts ringing an hour earlier. 361 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,853 That wouldn't completely suck. 362 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,605 Neither would lowering the drinking age. 363 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,440 60% of countries let kids drink before the age of 21. 364 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,734 You really think you can swing that? 365 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,402 I mean, I can try, but it definitely won't help 366 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,112 if I'm not even in the room. 367 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,406 (laughs softly) What do I have to do? 368 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,742 Everybody follows you on social media here at school, right? 369 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,994 All you got to do is send out a few posts, tweets... 370 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,955 ...texts, pictures: "Vaya con Maya." 371 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,709 Just a few little things for us and I really think... 372 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,795 Vote for Maya. 373 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:19,882 (laughs softly) 374 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,885 Say cheese, shorty. 375 00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:29,016 All right. It's posted. 376 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,352 See you Halloween costumes later. 377 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,021 Ugh, what a tool. 378 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,856 He's the right tool for the job. 379 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,317 ♪ This dismal epistle ♪ 380 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,319 ♪ Grounds enough for my dismissal ♪ 381 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:44,323 ♪ Wherein I say, "Things would be great ♪ 382 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,325 ♪ If great things could stay that way" ♪ 383 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,369 ♪ You know I'm just depressed ♪ 384 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,622 ♪ 'Cause no one's gonna let me starve to death ♪ 385 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,707 ♪ Or I'm doing well ♪ 386 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:58,170 ♪ So much so I must frustrate myself. ♪ 387 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,382 WESTON: The candidates are making some big promises. 388 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,967 So what do you think you can give to Greylock? 389 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,593 What can voters expect if they support you? 390 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,303 That I'll support them right back. 391 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,805 There's this dumb idea 392 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,014 that people have to be told what we need. 393 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,808 Young people, 394 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,393 poor people, 395 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:13,936 people without any power. 396 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,438 Hey. Greg. 397 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,818 But we know what we need. 398 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,529 Somebody who's willing to shut up for a second and listen. 399 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,155 That's what I can give to Greylock. 400 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,949 So none of this has anything to do with the fact 401 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,535 that one of the other candidates tried to have you deported? 402 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,036 Of course it does. I don't want something like that 403 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,872 to happen to anyone else. 404 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,540 Ms. Cooper and Liz Fernsby 405 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,041 could go after me 406 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,334 because they thought I didn't matter. 407 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,003 But I do. And so do the rest 408 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,754 of Greylock's average citizens. 409 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,756 My campaign is about proving that. 410 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:43,757 Everybody counts. 411 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,885 What are you doing? 412 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,928 You shouldn't be talking to him. 413 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,305 'Cause he called you out on your BS? 414 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,973 Hey, if you need any quotes on her, 415 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,224 oof, 416 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,601 I've got plenty. 417 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,437 Maya's 16. I don't want her caught 418 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,521 in the media's crosshairs. 419 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,689 WESTON: Maya Jiménez 420 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,399 is a great story. 421 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,067 She's an inspiration. It's exactly the kind of thing 422 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,694 I was hoping for when I requested this assignment. 423 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,696 You requested this assignment? 424 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,782 Of course I did. 425 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,659 A brand-new country, led by a brilliant, 426 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,745 badass 24-year-old woman? 427 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,747 That's career-making stuff. 428 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,666 You-you couldn't have led your article with that? 429 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,834 You can blame my editor. 430 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,669 Go easy on Maya. She's just a kid. 431 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,672 Goes without saying, Dear Leader. 432 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,215 WESTON: Kidding. 433 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,300 I'm-I'm kidding. 434 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,218 (chuckles): Kidding. 435 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,349 He bothering you? 436 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,892 No, he's fine. If anyone's bothering me, 437 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,518 it's me. I'm so antsy, it's like I've forgotten 438 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,646 how to function without a crisis. 439 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,105 I can set the coffee machine on fire 440 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,399 if it'll make you feel better. 441 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,692 (laughs) Getting these elections right 442 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,069 is what will make me feel better. 443 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,987 Greylock the country has... 444 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,657 pretty much been my baby for the past few months. 445 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,283 Bringing new people in is so scary. 446 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,910 Yeah, but it's the right thing to do. 447 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,495 Besides, I can't handle this on my own anymore. 448 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,538 It's way too much for one person. 449 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,207 When's the last time you-you took a break? 450 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,209 Yeah, I have no idea. Maybe, like, um, 451 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,710 that concert we went to the day before 452 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,045 my brother arrived. 453 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,839 Idles at The Roxy? 454 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,717 Do you trust me? 455 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511 The last time you asked me that, 456 00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,429 we had to hitchhike home from that pet store in Albany. 457 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,807 Yeah, but you also met Beth Ditto. 458 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:15,766 Yeah, I trust you. 459 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,643 Good. 460 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,188 Meet me here after the debate. I got a surprise for you. 461 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,398 What kind of surprise? 462 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,400 The kind that's a surprise. 463 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,486 VINCE: Ladies and gentlemen, 464 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,613 the results of the preliminary round are in. 465 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,741 The six candidates for the final runoff election are: 466 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,785 Amy Johnson... 467 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,620 ...Daniel Cooper, 468 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,539 Olive Platt, Corinne Dearborn... 469 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,873 WOMAN: All right, Corinne! 470 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,250 ...Elizabeth Fernsby... 471 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,418 MAN: All right, Liz! 472 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,877 ...and Maya Jiménez. 473 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,587 (crowd cheering) 474 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:48,632 We look forward to seeing you all at the debate tonight. 475 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,759 Hey, congrats, AJ. 476 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,639 ALEXIS: Hey. 477 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,391 I just heard that you made it to the runoff. 478 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,393 Congratulations. 479 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,061 Oh, so now you want to talk to me? 480 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,771 I'm really sorry that I haven't called, okay? 481 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,442 Uh, William has been very present lately. 482 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,652 Of course. I'm sure he's excited about the baby. 483 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,530 I'm sorry, what? 484 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,449 I found the pregnancy test, Alexis. 485 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,117 You, you snooped in my... 486 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,493 I was cleaning up, 487 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,786 and I found it. 488 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,830 And like a good girlf... 489 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,707 whatever I am to you, 490 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,375 I waited for you to tell me about it. 491 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,877 Spoiler alert: you didn't. 492 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,336 So, yeah, I'm a little pissed off. 493 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,505 AJ. 494 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,632 That was a part of the deal when we started. But a baby 495 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,925 is different. 496 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,052 And then you fill my head with BS 497 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,470 about you being crazy about me. 498 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,889 Meanwhile, you're starting an 18-year re-up 499 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,390 with your husband. 500 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,725 Behind my back. 501 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,352 WILLIAM: Oh. Officer Johnson. 502 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,772 We just heard. Congrats on the runoff. 503 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:48,025 Congrats to you, too. A new baby is so exciting. 504 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,693 What? 505 00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,120 Alexis, you're pregnant? 506 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,122 Oh... 507 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,179 Why is there a disco ball in my walk-in? 508 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,306 I'm doing something for Sarah. 509 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,767 And is this, uh, sudden burst of boldness 510 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,895 related to the charming reporter that's been sneaking around? 511 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,648 He's not that charming. 512 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:31,693 Maybe, maybe me seeing him make cow eyes at her 513 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,195 sped up the process a little bit, 514 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,072 but it was bound to happen. 515 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,160 What? 516 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,328 N-Nothing. 517 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,496 That's not a "nothing" look. 518 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,748 Is this the first date 519 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,959 that you've gone on since...? 520 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,337 I-I'm sorry for even bringing it up. 521 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,214 It's okay. Patience is gone, and I'm here 522 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,425 With an absolutely perfect woman who I'm pretty sure is into me. 523 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,178 So, yeah. It's time to move on. 524 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,221 Of course. 525 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,265 I'm good. 526 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,599 (laughs): I'm good. 527 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,647 WESTON: Uh, good evening. 528 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,900 Welcome to Greylock's inaugural legislative primary debate. 529 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,360 To those of you here tonight and those of you 530 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,362 listening from home, I'm Weston Woods 531 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,281 of The Yorkshire, and as an impartial observer, 532 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,740 I'm honored to have been asked 533 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,243 to moderate this evening's event. 534 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,287 Each candidate will give their opening statement, 535 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,664 then we'll move to a roundtable discussion. 536 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,916 This is your chance to get to know your candidates. 537 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,918 I look forward to an enlightening evening. 538 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,879 (applause) 539 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,175 The most important issue facing Greylock today is identity. 540 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,635 Who are we? But more importantly, 541 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,429 who do we want to be? 542 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:43,015 We are a nation of tradition. 543 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,475 But we are also a home for innovation. 544 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,269 A place for second chances. 545 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,189 A land of wild and untamed beauty. 546 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,648 A community of strength. 547 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,567 A harbor from the storm. 548 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,527 AJ: We founded this country 549 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,321 to get rid of Lydon. 550 00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,032 Why would we put one of their lackeys in our government? 551 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,159 I'm a son of Greylock. This place shaped me. 552 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,786 I'm just looking for an opportunity to return the favor. 553 00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,539 Government works best as a team of rivals. 554 00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,416 We can't have a congress of Sarah's flunkies 555 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,585 rubber-stamping her every whim. 556 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,794 Sarah's roommate, 557 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,379 Sarah's brother, Sarah's best friend, 558 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,589 Sarah's devotee. 559 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,840 Former devotee. 560 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,383 LIZ: How are we supposed to have 561 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,052 independent oversight if Sarah owns 562 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,053 half the candidates? 563 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,346 AJ: No one owns me. 564 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,430 And just because I live with Sarah 565 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,057 doesn't mean I can't tell her 566 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,558 where to stick it and when it needs to be stuck. 567 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,768 MAYA: New ideas 568 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,478 are exactly what this country needs. 569 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,105 And to get new ideas, we need new faces. 570 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,942 My family has been in Greylock since its founding. 571 00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,652 We declared independence 572 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,195 so we could stay who we were. 573 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,613 CORINNE: I love 574 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:40,822 Greylock's unique history, 575 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,450 but a country isn't a hot dog stand. 576 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,661 You can't rely on the same formula forever. 577 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,038 The world is changing. We have to change with it. 578 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,457 (applause) 579 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,168 You know, I could see why you would say that, Ms. Dearborn. 580 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,254 Because if anyone would benefit 581 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,256 from forgetting the past, it's you. 582 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,799 Uh, what do you mean by that? 583 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,550 You know, most people wrote you off 584 00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,761 when you became another teen pregnancy statistic, 585 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,889 but you certainly have made the most 586 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,475 of your youthful mistakes. 587 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,770 Sorr-- My-my youth-- my youthful mistakes? 588 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,897 What-- uh, what do you, what do you mean by that? 589 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,900 Are you calling my son a mistake? 590 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,238 Hey, bitch in the ugly blouse, 591 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,781 did you just call my son a mistake? 592 00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,241 Because I swear to God, if you even... 593 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,909 This election 594 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,704 is just the first step in a long journey 595 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,664 toward Greylock's future. I suggest 596 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,750 we worry less about what we've done, 597 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,876 focus more on 598 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,003 what we can do. 599 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,596 I.D. SARAH: Grover, what...? 600 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,098 Excuse me, Miss, uh-uh, 601 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,184 you can't come in here without an I.D. 602 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,981 It's me, I promise. 603 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,108 (laughs) 604 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,740 Enjoy your night. 605 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,335 Hi. 606 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:20,505 You look like a... whiskey ginger type. 607 00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:22,841 How did you know? 608 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,593 Lucky guess. 609 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,971 Grover, this is amazing. 610 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,808 Why did you do all of this? 611 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,560 'Cause you deserve a night out. 612 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,355 And I figured since I couldn't get you to a club 613 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:40,150 before the elections, I'd bring the club to you. 614 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,199 Thank you. 615 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,367 Cheers. 616 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,285 Cheers. 617 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,957 Ah. The opener should be on any moment now. 618 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:58,543 ♪ We will have to save ourselves... ♪ 619 00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:59,878 There they are. 620 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,839 Okay. Come on. 621 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:08,303 ♪ We are hiding way down low ♪ 622 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,473 ♪ Sacrificing limbs ♪ 623 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:16,186 ♪ For a rope, a hope hoax ♪ 624 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,314 ♪ Oh, no... ♪ 625 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,983 Come on, come on. 626 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,778 ♪ Oh, no... ♪ 627 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,072 I'm used to there being more people to hide behind! 628 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,157 Who are you gonna hide behind? It's just me. Come on! 629 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:33,412 ♪ Just us... ♪ 630 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:34,746 (knocking on door) 631 00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:38,417 Thanks for coming. 632 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,962 Sarah's out, so I thought we could talk. 633 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,881 I think you have said more than enough today. 634 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,675 Why the hell do you think you have the right 635 00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:47,968 to talk to my husband?! 636 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,636 I know I messed up. 637 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:50,971 You want to know why I didn't tell you about the baby? 638 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:53,056 Huh? Because there is no baby. 639 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,516 You lost it? 640 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,393 I had an abortion. 641 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,562 I missed my period and I took a test 642 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,730 and I had no idea where my marriage was going 643 00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,941 and I had no idea what you and I were doing 644 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:07,571 and I was, I-I was in no place to be a mother. 645 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,240 So I told William that I was gonna go see 646 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,201 an old college friend and I went to the city and... 647 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,330 And I wanted to tell you. 648 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,375 I wanted to call you. 649 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:25,172 I just needed a few more days to get my head on straight. 650 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,718 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 651 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,303 Yeah, of course you didn't know. 652 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:34,347 You didn't know because you didn't ask me. 653 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,683 Instead of asking me, you just went off half-cocked 654 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,101 with your own delusions and then you spewed 655 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,811 those delusions at my husband. 656 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,229 I was angry. 657 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,397 No. Stay away from me. 658 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:46,693 And I was confused and I was hurt. 659 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:51,114 Yeah, well, you know, so am I, AJ, so am I. 660 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,159 And I'm also married 661 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:57,913 to a good and compassionate man who doesn't deserve any of this. 662 00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:02,042 So... I am going to go to New York with that man 663 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,835 and I'm gonna see if there's anything left of our marriage 664 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,378 that we can save. 665 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,300 What did you tell him about the pregnancy? 666 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,179 That is none of your business. 667 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,474 Does he know about us? 668 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,185 No. 669 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:28,235 There is a world where this ended 670 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:30,570 so differently. 671 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,448 The way I felt about you... 672 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,536 Goodbye, AJ. 673 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,416 (door closes) 674 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,669 ♪ Ships with holes will sink ♪ 675 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:51,007 ♪ And I will swim ♪ 676 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:55,136 ♪ It's nothing, make time for us ♪ 677 00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:57,472 ♪ Make time for us ♪ 678 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:59,933 ♪ Can't even shout for words ♪ 679 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,519 ♪ You know I'm far too shameful ♪ 680 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,688 ♪ It's nothing ♪ 681 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:08,567 ♪ Make time for us, make time for us ♪ 682 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:11,069 ♪ Can't even sing for words ♪ 683 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,989 ♪ You know I'm far too shameful. ♪ 684 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:18,451 (music stops) 685 00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:25,959 (kissing) 686 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,224 Grover? 687 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:44,769 Uh, sorry. 688 00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,315 Uh, I sh-- I sh-- I... 689 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:49,858 I sh-- I shouldn't have. 690 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,446 Sometimes you look at me like you need me to breathe, 691 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,656 and then, other times, 692 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:59,326 you can't stand to be in the same room with me. 693 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:05,081 I knew you weren't ready, I just really wanted you to be. 694 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,334 I'm sorry. 695 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,377 I-I want you, Sarah. 696 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:12,005 I do. But, um... 697 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,466 I-- Oh, God. 698 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:18,053 I can't. 699 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,097 I just can't. 700 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:27,020 It's okay. 701 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,230 I get it. 702 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:33,234 When you are ready... 703 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,906 ...you're gonna make someone else incredibly happy. 704 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,493 "Someone else." 705 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:52,128 (sniffles) 706 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,255 (crying softly) 707 00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:04,891 So... 708 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,268 he just couldn't get over that Patience hurdle, huh? 709 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:09,312 I don't know why I thought he would. 710 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,356 It's hard, 711 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,901 feeling something for somebody so long, 712 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,945 and coming to terms with the fact 713 00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:19,197 that they can't reciprocate. 714 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,577 Are you gonna tell me what's going on with you? 715 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:28,498 'Cause clearly that little speech wasn't just for me. 716 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:33,336 (sighs) 717 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,546 For the past few months, I've been sleeping 718 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,297 with Alexis Whitmore. 719 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:40,301 But as of last night... 720 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:43,430 I basically dynamited Alexis's marriage 721 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:45,181 and our affair. 722 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:51,730 So, yeah. 723 00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:53,857 I'm batting a thousand over here. 724 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,546 (exhales) That's better. 725 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,093 Looking like a snack in those pants, Charlie. 726 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:26,347 (chuckling): Yeah... yeah. 727 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:27,891 Oh. 728 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,895 Hey, shorty. 729 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:34,272 Got to admit, 730 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:35,273 you did way better last night 731 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,399 than I thought you would. 732 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,195 What does he want? 733 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:43,031 It's funny you should ask. 734 00:29:43,072 --> 00:29:45,784 You still have to get through the final election. 735 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:49,454 And you need me. 736 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,206 But I need all that. 737 00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:58,004 "ATV access in Hargis Preserve"? 738 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,173 "Homecoming as a national holiday"? 739 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,883 Mm-hmm. 740 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,844 "Pack the courts with youthful hotties"? 741 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,387 That-That's BS, dude. 742 00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:07,639 That's politics. 743 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,518 Pass. 744 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:15,021 Look, I go, my votes go with me. 745 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,398 I lose, we all lose. 746 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,401 Yeah, maybe. 747 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,196 Maybe not. 748 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,824 You know how to find me 749 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,951 when you change your mind. 750 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:35,542 It's Grover, right? 751 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,669 Mind if I ask you a few questions? 752 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,255 I'm not involved in the election. 753 00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:43,800 Oh, it's not about the election. About Sarah. 754 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,136 I don't know. She's smart, she's kind. 755 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,514 Is she single? 756 00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:50,849 Excuse me? 757 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:53,643 Does she have a romantic partner? 758 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,895 What's that got to do with anything? 759 00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:58,064 Well, Sarah's currently the youngest head of state on Earth. 760 00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,983 And you want to turn her into a sex object. 761 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,610 No, I want to humanize her. 762 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,320 Show a generation of young people 763 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:07,156 that she's just like they are, with the same hopes and dreams 764 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:10,368 and, yeah, maybe the same romantic problems. 765 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:11,995 Hopefully inspire 766 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:14,330 a few to follow in her footsteps, you know? 767 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,375 Yeah. She's single. 768 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,590 (exhales) Hi, Danny. What are you doing here? 769 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,800 Uh, just talking to the judge about an easement 770 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:27,594 on one of our mines. You? 771 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:29,053 I'm... Nothing. 772 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:30,555 I just... 773 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,307 What? You're not... 774 00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:34,100 What? Giving up? 775 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,435 Packing it in? 776 00:31:35,476 --> 00:31:37,270 Waving the white flag with, uh, 777 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:38,897 furious abandon? Yes. 778 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,149 Why? 779 00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:43,026 Liz set a trap, and I walked into it. 780 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,777 And I made myself at home. 781 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:47,113 Just another white trash train wreck. 782 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:48,990 Okay, there's no coming back from that. 783 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,992 Liz Fernsby... 784 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:52,619 is an ass. 785 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,370 She was born an ass, she lives as an ass, 786 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,914 and she will die an ass. 787 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:57,457 Everyone in Greylock knows it. 788 00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:58,833 Just like they know you. 789 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,752 You are not a train wreck. 790 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,879 You're smart, you're capable, and you care. 791 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,089 As long as those things are true, 792 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:06,925 you'll always have a chance. 793 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:10,511 When people look at me, they don't see a leader. 794 00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:11,888 I do. I'm people. 795 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,431 Danny, you don't have to-- it's okay. 796 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,058 All this policy stuff is 797 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,559 over my head anyways. 798 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:17,894 What? 799 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,605 Pretend to be dumber than you are. 800 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:27,987 I know my sister casts a long shadow. 801 00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:31,407 But that doesn't mean that you can't cast one of your own. 802 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,245 Tell me how you feel about Greylock's school system. 803 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,580 Danny, I don't want to... 804 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,832 Okay, well, now that we're finally 805 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:41,376 free from America's Jurassic-era 806 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:43,252 curriculum, we can take a look 807 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,421 at how to holistically serve all of our students. 808 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,298 Not just the five who test well. 809 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:50,718 I mean, independence is probably 810 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,970 the best thing that could have happened 811 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:53,554 for our children's futures. 812 00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:55,890 Trust me. I do. 813 00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:58,101 Now go get the rest of Greylock to do the same. 814 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:02,647 Turned and burned, just how you like 'em, Doris. 815 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:04,691 There you go. 816 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:06,317 Hey, what'd the vet say about Eartha Kitty? 817 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,611 She'll be fine, the little diva. 818 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,071 Well, I'm glad to hear it. 819 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,489 Hey, let me know if you need anything else. 820 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,199 Okay? Mm-hmm. 821 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,410 (sniffs) Oh. 822 00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:16,411 What now? 823 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:18,079 Hunter. 824 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:20,081 He started a write-in campaign for himself. 825 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,208 Dude. He'll never win. 826 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,876 Yeah, I think he knows that. 827 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,044 He's trying to make you 828 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,879 regret pissing him off. 829 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:28,673 Okay, the only thing I regret is not kicking him in the balls. 830 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,092 (sighs) But we can spin this. 831 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,302 You know, he pissed off the whole volleyball team 832 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,221 last year when he called Emma Donnelly a cow. 833 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,473 Yeah, I'm just, I'm done chasing the popular kids. 834 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:38,808 If I'm gonna lose the election, 835 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,518 I'm at least gonna keep my pride. 836 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,228 You'll always have me and Doris. 837 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,938 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 838 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,690 I do always have you and Doris. 839 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,358 And the cross country team, and with Doris, 840 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,152 you probably got the senior center vote. 841 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,487 That's my constituency. 842 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,990 The people that everyone else in Greylock overlooks. 843 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:56,200 Yeah. 844 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,244 And that dude Charlie, right, with the plaid pants? 845 00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,954 Yeah. I mean, he loves you. 846 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,497 And he's a bigwig at the bowling league? 847 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,416 Yeah, and Greg the Goth, 848 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,626 he's really tight with all of the band kids. 849 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:07,045 Dude, screw Hunter. 850 00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:08,463 We're gonna build a country-wide coalition 851 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:10,298 out of Greylock's misfit toys. 852 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,341 Okay. 853 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:13,801 Hey. 854 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,928 ("Sleep in the Heat" by PUP playing) 855 00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:24,937 ♪ You started falling apart... ♪ 856 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:27,065 Hey. Hey. 857 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:28,816 That's for undecided voters. 858 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,610 WESTON: I thought you were going after the youth vote. 859 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,612 I am. And the elderly vote. 860 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:34,530 And the birders and the marching band 861 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,199 and the bowling league and anyone else 862 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,784 who's ever felt left out. 863 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:40,578 Everybody counts. 864 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,872 Before we get to the results, I just want to say 865 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,625 how proud I am of everyone. 866 00:34:45,666 --> 00:34:47,376 Our citizens and all 867 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,712 of our candidates, the level of engagement has been 868 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,423 beyond my wildest dreams and... 869 00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:55,009 I know whoever wins, they're gonna, 870 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,928 they're gonna pour their hearts and souls into 871 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:59,764 helping Greylock grow. 872 00:35:01,849 --> 00:35:03,810 Thank you, Sarah. All right, here we go. 873 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,603 In order of voting percentage, 874 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,814 Greylock's new legislators are... 875 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,357 Amy Johnson... 876 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:11,442 (cheering, applause) 877 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:12,819 Daniel Cooper... 878 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,446 and Maya Jiménez. 879 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:16,989 What? Yes! 880 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:21,410 And beating out the fifth place finisher by just two votes... 881 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,082 ...Elizabeth Fernsby! 882 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,502 Congratulations to Greylock's first legislators. 883 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:32,463 (cheering, clamoring) 884 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,597 The reign of Queen Sarah hath come to an end. 885 00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,558 You'll finally have some real oversight. 886 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:46,144 Hey, sorry it didn't work out, but "A" for effort. 887 00:35:46,185 --> 00:35:48,146 Oh, hey, Liz? Um, "K" for kiss my... 888 00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:49,981 (vocalizing) Sorry. 889 00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:52,066 She's just-- what a... douche canoe. 890 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,693 Yeah, okay, yeah, I know, but she's, 891 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,195 she's my douche canoe now. 892 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,239 So paddle upstream. 893 00:35:58,281 --> 00:35:59,866 Yeah. I'm sorry. 894 00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:03,035 So... how's it feel to be a government official? 895 00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:04,579 I don't think it hit me until now 896 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,414 how many people are actually counting on me. 897 00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:08,249 I just hope I don't disappoint them. 898 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,750 You're gonna kill it. 899 00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:11,419 Hey, I just wanted to come say congratulations. 900 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,172 You two make a really good team. 901 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,798 I was really proud to vote for you, Maya. 902 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,633 Thanks. 903 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:23,264 Excuse us, Sarah. This is kind of a family moment. 904 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:25,266 Oh, of course, I'm sorry. 905 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:26,642 AJ: Alexis? 906 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:28,311 What are you doing here? 907 00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,521 William wanted one of us here to see the winners. 908 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,441 After everything that happened, I couldn't exactly say no. 909 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:34,901 I'm sure you don't want to hear this from me, 910 00:36:34,942 --> 00:36:36,485 but I need to say it anyway. 911 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,279 The truth is... 912 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,031 I was falling for you. 913 00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:42,408 And when I thought you weren't on the same page as me, 914 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,951 I just got scared. 915 00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:48,289 It's not an excuse for what I did. 916 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,291 But... 917 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,418 I need you to know that I'm sorry. 918 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,087 Now I know. 919 00:36:55,129 --> 00:36:57,173 Goodbye, AJ. 920 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,675 ♪ If I was all right and they sat with me a while ♪ 921 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:03,554 ♪ In the cool, dark country... ♪ 922 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,723 Not bad for a first election, huh? 923 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,309 You prove the "Chairman Cooper" headline more wrong every day. 924 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:11,103 Yes. Do you have any final questions? 925 00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,189 Just one. Uh... 926 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,609 How do you feel about Api Morado? 927 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,944 Is that a person? 928 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:20,196 It's a drink. Comes from Bolivia. 929 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,240 Warm purple corn mash with, uh, cinnamon, 930 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:25,534 cloves... orange zest. 931 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,745 There's a little bar just opened down the street from my hotel. 932 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,330 The bartender makes his own. 933 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:30,873 This feels less like a reporter asking 934 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,750 a question and more like you... 935 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,627 asking me out. 936 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:39,257 Yeah, that's because I am asking you out. 937 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:41,133 (laughs) I have to file this story 938 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:43,219 at midnight-- until then, I'm a journalist covering 939 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,929 the town of Greylock. Going on a date with you would be... 940 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:47,098 well, it'd be totally unethical. 941 00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:48,891 Mm-hmm. 942 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,810 (clucks tongue) 943 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,311 I'm just a guy. 944 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:54,063 ♪ In all the years gone by... ♪ 945 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,065 A guy who spent the last couple of weeks 946 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,358 completely bowled over 947 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,068 by the fearless, fascinating, 948 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:02,405 drop-dead gorgeous woman in front of him right now. 949 00:38:02,446 --> 00:38:05,741 So I'm gonna be celebrating this 950 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:08,911 story at 12:01 tonight with some warm Api Morado. 951 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:12,331 And I'd love it if you'd join me. 952 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,418 (quietly): I don't know what to say. 953 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,336 That's all right, that's all right, um... 954 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:20,214 you still have five hours to figure it out. 955 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:22,174 Okay. 956 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,982 (door creaks open) 957 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:40,818 (indistinct chatter) 958 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,486 Hi. You, uh, 959 00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:44,113 all alone out here? 960 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,616 Yeah, Adam took Josh home to bed, so... 961 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,827 But not before I got to hear him ask 962 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,997 if, uh, this result "makes Mommy a loser." 963 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:57,126 You are not a loser. 964 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,004 You were right with what you said the other day. 965 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:01,630 I would have regretted quitting. 966 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:04,508 So thank you for making me stand up for myself. 967 00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,594 I just gave you a little push is all. 968 00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:08,179 it was a push that I needed, so... 969 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:12,308 And, hey, congrats. 970 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,397 Good night, Danny. 971 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:24,111 ♪ In love with the water ♪ 972 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:29,408 ♪ In lust with the open sky ♪ 973 00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:33,162 ♪ I swallowed the mirror ♪ 974 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:37,708 ♪ Reflect as the days flow by ♪ 975 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,753 ♪ ♪ 976 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,049 CORINNE: Come on, AJ, 977 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:46,467 you won. 978 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,469 How is it that I lost to my ex, 979 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,096 and I'm still more chipper than you are? 980 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:51,639 (scoffs) I saw Alexis tonight. 981 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,849 Oh, wow, then you're really gonna need this. 982 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,060 You will move on soon enough. 983 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,312 Mm-hmm, hopefully 984 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:01,065 with a single woman who isn't married 985 00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,192 to William Whitmore. Yes. 986 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,860 No, thank you. I need a sex cleanse. 987 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:06,695 I need to focus on something new. 988 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:09,323 Like the congressional seat I just beat you out for. 989 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:10,908 And she's back. Yes. 990 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,868 That should work. 991 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,538 A toast to... 992 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,415 Greylock. 993 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:19,125 And to new beginnings. 994 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:20,918 To Greylock and new beginnings. 995 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,711 ♪ And darn it all ♪ 996 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:27,174 ♪ The moss, it's glowing ♪ 997 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:31,387 ♪ Still wet in the morning sun ♪ 998 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:35,224 ♪ Thought I saw a ladder... ♪ 999 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,393 Hey... 1000 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,103 you came. 1001 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:41,313 (Sarah chuckles) 1002 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:48,487 You hyped up this purple drink so much, I had to try it. 1003 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:50,781 Hey, I'll get that for you. 1004 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,075 Thank you. You're welcome. 1005 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,207 Okay, that's really good. 1006 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,960 Thank you. 1007 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,087 ♪ It swallowed the glory... ♪ 1008 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,464 So, did you bring me all the way down here 1009 00:41:06,505 --> 00:41:08,632 just to drink weird Bolivian tea? 1010 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,844 I brought you all the way down here so I can tell you 1011 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,637 I really want to kiss you. 1012 00:41:13,679 --> 00:41:15,764 I have since 1013 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,683 about five minutes after we met. 1014 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,519 (quiet laugh) Wow. 1015 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,897 That was really... forward of me. 1016 00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:24,565 I'm sorry. 1017 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:26,358 ♪ The side of the mother ♪ 1018 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,819 "Don't bury the lede," right? 1019 00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:32,406 ♪ Won't have any questions ♪ 1020 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:36,202 ♪ Won't have any questions ♪ 1021 00:41:36,243 --> 00:41:39,955 ♪ Won't have any questions. ♪ 1022 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:43,250 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1023 00:41:43,292 --> 00:42:26,502 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org