0
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Colm?

1
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Are you coming out to the pub, Colm?

2
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It's 2:00, like.

3
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Will I see you down there, so?

4
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I'll see you down there, so.

5
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What are you doin' home?

6
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Brother?

7
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What are you doin' home?

8
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I knocked on ColmSonnyLarry.
He's just sitting there.

9
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Sitting there doin' what?

10
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Sittin' there doin' nothing.

11
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Smoking.

12
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Was he asleep?

13
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He was smoking, Siobhan.

14
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How do you smoke in your sleep, like?

15
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Have ye been rowing?

16
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We haven't been rowin'.

17
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I don't think we've been rowin'.

18
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Have we been rowin'?

19
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Why wouldn't he answer the door to me?

20
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Maybe he just doesn't like you no more.

21
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Pint, Jonjo.

22
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Is Colm not with you?

23
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No.
Colm's always with you.

24
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I know.
Did you not knock for him?

25
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I did knock for him.

26
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Well, where is he?
Just sittin' there.

27
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Sittin' there doin' what?

28
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Sittin' there doing nothin'.

29
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Smokin'.

30
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Have ye been rowin'?

31
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I don't think we've been rowin'.

32
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Sounds like ye've been rowin'.

33
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It does sound like we've been rowin'.

34
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Will I try him again?

35
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That'd be the best thing.

36
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Officer Kearney.

37
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Never says "hello."

38
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Never fecking says "hello."

39
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Colm?

40
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Colm?

41
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The door was open, Colm.

42
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Colm?

43
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Where the hell are you headin' off to?

44
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Everybody?
No, this is true.

45
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He scored six points from open play.

46
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He was barely the size of a dwarf!

47
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This is true!

48
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Howdo.
Howdo, Padraic.

49
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Sit somewhere else.

50
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Huh?

51
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Uh... But I have me pint there, Colm.

52
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He has his pint there, Colm,

53
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from when he came in and
ordered his pint from before.

54
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Okay.

55
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I'll sit somewhere else, so.

56
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Are ye rowin'?

57
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I didn't think we were rowin'.

58
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Well, ye are rowin'.

59
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Well, ye are rowin'.
He's sittin' outside

60
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on his own like a whatchamacallit.

61
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It does look like we're rowin'.

62
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Well, I suppose I'd best go talk to him, so.

63
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See what all this is fecking about.

64
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That'd be the best thing.

65
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Now I'm sittin' here next to you,

66
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and if you're goin' back inside,
I'm followin' you inside,

67
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and if you're goin' home,
I'm followin' you there, too.

68
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Now, if I've done somethin' to ya,

69
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just tell me what I've done to ya.

70
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And if I've said somethin' to ya,

71
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maybe I said somethin' when I
was drunk, and I've forgotten it,

72
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but I don't think I said somethin' when
I was drunk, and I've forgotten it.

73
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But if I did, then tell me what it was,

74
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and I'll say sorry for that too, Colm.

75
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With all me heart, I'll say sorry.

76
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Just stop running away from me like
some fool of a moody schoolchild.

77
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But you didn't say anything to me.

78
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And you didn't do anything to me.

79
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That's what I was thinking, like.

80
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I just don't like you no more.

81
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You do like me.

82
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I don't.

83
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But you liked me yesterday.

84
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Oh, did I, yeah?

85
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I thought you did.

86
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Padraic.

87
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Dominic.

88
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What's the matter with ya?

89
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There's nothing the matter
with me, for God's sake.

90
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Look at this I found.

91
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A stick with a hook.

92
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What would you use it for, I wonder?

93
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To hook things that were
the length of a stick away?

94
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Where you goin'?

95
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Down here.

96
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As good a plan as any!

97
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Have you any fags?
No.

98
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Uh, you do. You always have fags.

99
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ColmSonnyLarry's at Jonjo's
handing out a rake of fags.

100
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Whoever's in the mood for one.

101
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Is he?
No!

102
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You're behavin' awful unusual.

103
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What are you doin' here?

104
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Was the pub closed?

105
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No, it was open.

106
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Anything in the paper?

107
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Just the Civil War still.
Ugh.

108
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A bad do.

109
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Mrs. McCormick's comin' over later, Padraic.
I couldn't avoid her.

110
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I don't know if you're gonna be
in or out, but you're usually out.

111
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Am I?

112
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You are.
Yeah, you know you are.

113
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I don't care, Siobhan.

114
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This is your house, too.

115
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Is it six years since your
mammy and daddy died, Siobhan,

116
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or is it seven years since they died?

117
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It's coming up to eight years,
Mrs. McCormick, aye.

118
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Is it comin' up to eight years?

119
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Doesn't time be flyin'?

120
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Aye, when you're havin' fun.

121
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Oh, be off to the pub now, Padraic,

122
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if you're gonna be annoyin' us.

123
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I don't have to be down
there every night, do I?

124
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ColmSonnyLarry's scared him off, I suppose.

125
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What did you hear of ColmSonnyLarry?

126
00:11:40,824 --> 00:11:43,262
Didn't you and he used to be
the best of friends?

127
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We're still the best of friends.

128
00:11:45,089 --> 00:11:45,916
No, you're not.
Who says we're not?

129
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She says.

130
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Ah, for God's sake, Siobhan.

131
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I said nothing of the like, Mrs. McCormick!
I was just chatting.

132
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Now, you go off to Jonjo's, Padraic,

133
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and don't be getting under our feet.

134
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Sure, Mrs. McCormick never gets
a chance to come over for a chat.

135
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She never gets a chance
'cause you avoid her.

136
00:11:59,713 --> 00:12:01,018
I do not avoid her!

137
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You hide behind walls
if she's coming up the road.

138
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I do not!

139
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H... hide behind walls.

140
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Good luck to ye.

141
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Whatever it is you're fightin' about.

142
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I didn't hear there was to be a session.

143
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Last-minute thing.

144
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Colm decided.

145
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All the ladies love Colm, you know.
Always did.

146
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Yeah? That's not true.

147
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You're still barred, Dominic! Out!

148
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You said barred until April.

149
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What are we now?

150
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April.

151
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Well, put that stick outside anyways,

152
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and don't be bothering the women.

153
00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:21,097
There's women?

154
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There is women.

155
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And good ones.

156
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♪♪ Well, I took out my dog

157
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♪♪ And him I did shoot

158
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♪♪ All down in the County Kildare...

159
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If we sat next to Colm,
the women would have to talk to us too,

160
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and then we could get at them
with our small talk.

161
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I'm happy enough sittin' here, now.

162
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Are ya, yeah?

163
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Are ya happy enough, yeah?

164
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♪♪ So fill up your glasses

165
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♪♪ With brandy...

166
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I can't stand the maudlin ones.

167
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Play somethin' dancey, Colm!

168
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To dance to.

169
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And not have that mope whining.

170
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♪♪ So be easy and free... ♪♪

171
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Here, amn't I in enough trouble
with him without your mouthing?

172
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,160
What trouble in are you in with him?

173
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:25,032
Uh, he just...

174
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doesn't want to be friends with me no more.

175
00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:31,778
What is he, 12?

176
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Why does he not want to be
friends with you no more?

177
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Shh.

178
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,893
Daddy'll kill us if we wake him
when he's been wanking.

179
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,312
You won't get into trouble
for taking his poteen?

180
00:15:28,487 --> 00:15:29,662
I will get into trouble,

181
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but fuck it.

182
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,974
I saw cannon-fire and rifle-fire
on the mainland tonight.

183
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Did you see it?

184
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That'll be the Civil War.

185
00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:43,327
I know that, sure.

186
00:15:43,502 --> 00:15:45,982
Me, I pay no attention to wars.
I'm agin 'em.

187
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Wars and soap.

188
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I tell you this much.

189
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We're good at chatting, aren't we?

190
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Me and you?

191
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Your sister, does she like to chat?

192
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:07,221
Not as much as most women,
but she'll chat, like.

193
00:16:07,395 --> 00:16:08,395
She more likes reading.

194
00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:10,354
Reading?

195
00:16:12,226 --> 00:16:13,227
Feckin' hell.

196
00:16:14,054 --> 00:16:15,054
Reading.

197
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,018
And did you ever see her
with no clothes on?

198
00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:26,545
I didn't.

199
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,373
Did you not, and you her brother?

200
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Not even as a child?

201
00:16:33,813 --> 00:16:35,573
I don't like to be chattin' about
these types of things, Dominic!

202
00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:36,598
What types of things?

203
00:16:36,772 --> 00:16:38,513
Sisters with no clothes on!

204
00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:40,384
You saw my daddy with no clothes on.

205
00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:42,909
And till the day I die, I'll wish I hadn't.

206
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,258
Sure, don't I know it.

207
00:16:46,826 --> 00:16:48,392
The tiny, brown cock on him.

208
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:58,359
What's the matter with him?

209
00:17:01,405 --> 00:17:03,059
Maybe bad news he's had?

210
00:17:03,843 --> 00:17:04,843
Daddy?

211
00:17:04,974 --> 00:17:08,195
No, ColmSonnyLarry.

212
00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:09,889
Didn't I tell ya I'd be off if you went

213
00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:11,713
whining about that lummox one more time?

214
00:17:13,461 --> 00:17:15,855
I tell ya, it didn't look like
he had bad news tonight.

215
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:18,559
It looked like a weight was
lifted from his shoulders tonight.

216
00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,143
Just bringing me cows past.

217
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,587
What?

218
00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:38,000
I was just bringing me cows past.

219
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:40,243
I wasn't, you know, trying to...

220
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,984
You don't usually bring them this way.

221
00:18:42,158 --> 00:18:43,478
I don't, but then the little fella

222
00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,187
took a fright at a hen on the corner, so...

223
00:18:49,035 --> 00:18:50,035
I only...

224
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:54,954
I only just saw what month
we changed to yesterday.

225
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,873
More fool me?

226
00:19:05,573 --> 00:19:06,617
Changed to April.

227
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,087
So, will I be callin' for ya
on me way to the pub later?

228
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,371
I will so.

229
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,461
Anyways,

230
00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:25,941
I better chase after these goons

231
00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:27,421
for they're gettin' away from me.

232
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:32,556
Maybe they don't like me no more neither.

233
00:19:36,647 --> 00:19:38,084
See you at 2:00, so, Colm.

234
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,526
Why don't you come down for a sherry later?

235
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,580
There's no need to be
stuck inside on a nice day.

236
00:19:48,529 --> 00:19:50,705
I will so.

237
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:52,010
How's the book?

238
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,231
It's sad.

239
00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:57,277
Sad?

240
00:19:57,451 --> 00:19:58,776
Well, you should read
a not sad one, Siobhan,

241
00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,800
else you might get sad.

242
00:20:02,195 --> 00:20:03,195
Hmm.

243
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:11,682
Do you never get lonely, Padraic?

244
00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:17,470
Never get what?

245
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,952
Lonely.

246
00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:23,346
Do I never get lonely?

247
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,699
What's the matter with everybody?

248
00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:32,660
Jesus.

249
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,752
"Lonely." Fecking hell.

250
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,330
Colm?

251
00:21:26,757 --> 00:21:27,757
Pint, Jonjo.

252
00:21:38,204 --> 00:21:39,814
How's he seem?

253
00:21:39,988 --> 00:21:42,077
Grand, I think. With me, anyways.

254
00:21:51,913 --> 00:21:53,393
What are you doing?

255
00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:56,526
Oh, so you're gonna be
an eejit again today, is it?

256
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,809
Amn't I allowed to have a
quiet pint on me own, Padraic?

257
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,680
Well, don't ask a man to call up
to ya at your fecking house, so,

258
00:22:00,704 --> 00:22:02,595
like he has nothing better
to do with his fecking time.

259
00:22:02,619 --> 00:22:04,795
I didn't ask you to call up
to me at me house.

260
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,512
And you do have nothing better
to do with your fecking time.

261
00:22:06,536 --> 00:22:07,973
Huh?

262
00:22:08,147 --> 00:22:10,584
You do have nothing better
to do with your fecking time.

263
00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:12,823
I know I've nothing better
to do with me fecking time,

264
00:22:12,847 --> 00:22:14,956
but there's better things I could
be doing with me fecking time

265
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,180
than to be calling up to ya
at your house, Colm Doherty!

266
00:22:17,547 --> 00:22:18,547
Like what?

267
00:22:18,853 --> 00:22:20,159
Huh?

268
00:22:20,463 --> 00:22:21,783
Like what else could you be doin'?

269
00:22:23,597 --> 00:22:24,597
Reading.

270
00:22:24,685 --> 00:22:25,685
Reading, yeah?

271
00:22:27,253 --> 00:22:28,907
Me, this morning...

272
00:22:31,213 --> 00:22:32,213
this I wrote.

273
00:23:03,463 --> 00:23:06,770
Tomorrow, I'll write the second part of it.

274
00:23:06,945 --> 00:23:09,817
And the day after,
I'll write the third part of it.

275
00:23:09,991 --> 00:23:12,013
And by Wednesday,
there'll be a new tune in the world,

276
00:23:12,037 --> 00:23:14,865
which wouldn't have been there
if I'd spent the week

277
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,960
listening to your bollocks,
Padraic Suilleabhain.

278
00:23:19,044 --> 00:23:20,369
So, do you want to take your pint outside,

279
00:23:20,393 --> 00:23:22,699
or do you want me to take my pint outside?

280
00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:24,571
I'll take my pint outside,

281
00:23:24,745 --> 00:23:26,025
'cause it's a shite tune anyways,

282
00:23:26,268 --> 00:23:27,617
I wouldn't bother with it.

283
00:23:58,997 --> 00:24:00,476
I was too harsh yesterday.

284
00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:02,870
Yesterday, he says.

285
00:24:03,044 --> 00:24:05,307
I know well you was too harsh yesterday.

286
00:24:05,481 --> 00:24:06,481
And today.

287
00:24:07,701 --> 00:24:08,701
I just, uh...

288
00:24:11,096 --> 00:24:14,751
I just have this tremendous sense
of time slippin' away on me, Padraic.

289
00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:16,805
And I think I need to
spend the time I have left

290
00:24:16,971 --> 00:24:18,973
thinking and composing.

291
00:24:20,931 --> 00:24:22,977
Just trying not to listen

292
00:24:23,151 --> 00:24:24,999
to any more of the dull things
that you have to say for yourself.

293
00:24:25,023 --> 00:24:26,981
But I'm sorry about it.
I am, like.

294
00:24:29,505 --> 00:24:30,505
Are you dying?

295
00:24:30,898 --> 00:24:31,899
No, I'm not dying.

296
00:24:33,901 --> 00:24:35,642
But then you've loads of time.

297
00:24:35,816 --> 00:24:37,296
For chatting?

298
00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:39,559
Aye.
For aimless chatting?

299
00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:42,344
Not for aimless chatting.
For good, normal chatting.

300
00:24:43,998 --> 00:24:46,522
So, we'll keep aimlessly chatting

301
00:24:46,696 --> 00:24:48,872
and me life'll keep dwindling.

302
00:24:49,047 --> 00:24:52,876
And in 12 years,
I'll die with nothin' to show for it

303
00:24:53,051 --> 00:24:55,966
bar the chats I've had with
a limited man, is that it?

304
00:24:57,751 --> 00:25:00,928
I said, "Not aimless chatting."

305
00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:04,540
I said, "Good, normal chatting."

306
00:25:04,714 --> 00:25:07,674
The other night, two hours
you spent talking to me

307
00:25:07,848 --> 00:25:10,261
about the things you found in your
little donkey's shite that day.

308
00:25:10,285 --> 00:25:12,722
Two hours, Padraic.
I timed it.

309
00:25:12,896 --> 00:25:15,203
Well, it wasn't me
little donkey's shite, was it?

310
00:25:15,377 --> 00:25:17,901
It was me pony's shite,
which shows how much you were listenin'.

311
00:25:18,076 --> 00:25:20,034
None of it helps me, do you understand?

312
00:25:20,339 --> 00:25:22,515
None of it helps me.

313
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,308
We'll just chat about somethin' else then.

314
00:25:58,159 --> 00:25:59,334
What's the matter with ya?

315
00:25:59,508 --> 00:26:00,727
Nothin'.

316
00:26:00,901 --> 00:26:02,076
Aren't we going for a sherry?

317
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:03,251
Don't feel like it.

318
00:26:05,384 --> 00:26:08,256
No, I'm not having this again today!

319
00:26:13,261 --> 00:26:15,661
Hey! What the hell's going on
with you and me fecking brother?

320
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,154
Don't come in here shouting the odds at me

321
00:26:17,178 --> 00:26:18,373
in the middle of the fecking
day, all right, Siobhan?

322
00:26:18,397 --> 00:26:19,876
You can't just all of a sudden

323
00:26:20,050 --> 00:26:21,400
stop being friends with a fella!

324
00:26:21,574 --> 00:26:23,445
Why can't I?

325
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,448
Why can't ya?
Because it isn't nice.

326
00:26:26,622 --> 00:26:27,686
Do you want a sherry, Siobhan?

327
00:26:27,710 --> 00:26:28,929
No!
Righty-ho.

328
00:26:29,103 --> 00:26:30,385
Has he said somethin' to ya
when he was drunk?

329
00:26:30,409 --> 00:26:31,801
No, I prefer him when he's drunk.

330
00:26:31,975 --> 00:26:33,910
It's all the rest of the time
I have the problem with.

331
00:26:33,934 --> 00:26:35,544
What's the fecking matter, then?

332
00:26:35,718 --> 00:26:36,719
He's dull, Siobhan.

333
00:26:37,981 --> 00:26:38,981
He's what?

334
00:26:39,896 --> 00:26:40,897
He's dull.

335
00:26:43,944 --> 00:26:47,034
But he's always been dull.
What's changed?

336
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,037
I've changed.

337
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:53,345
I just don't have a place for
dullness in me life anymore.

338
00:26:55,825 --> 00:26:58,176
But you live on an island off
the coast of Ireland, Colm.

339
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:01,091
What the hell are you hoping for, like?

340
00:27:01,266 --> 00:27:02,919
For a bit of peace, Siobhan. That's all.

341
00:27:04,747 --> 00:27:06,445
For a bit of peace in me heart, like.

342
00:27:07,881 --> 00:27:10,666
You can understand that.
Can't ya?

343
00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:21,155
Can't ya?

344
00:28:04,677 --> 00:28:06,722
Do you think I'm dull?

345
00:28:06,896 --> 00:28:09,769
No. 'Cause you're not dull, you're nice.

346
00:28:09,943 --> 00:28:11,783
That's what I thought.
I mean, I'm a happy lad.

347
00:28:13,512 --> 00:28:14,861
Or I was.

348
00:28:15,035 --> 00:28:17,167
Till me best friend started
acting the gilly-gooly.

349
00:28:18,081 --> 00:28:19,518
It's him, Padraic.

350
00:28:20,736 --> 00:28:23,217
Maybe he's just depressed.

351
00:28:23,391 --> 00:28:26,307
That's what I was thinking,
that he's depressed.

352
00:28:28,353 --> 00:28:29,354
Well, if he is,

353
00:28:29,528 --> 00:28:30,635
he could at least keep it to himself, like.

354
00:28:30,659 --> 00:28:32,379
You know, push it down,
like the rest of us.

355
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:36,491
- No, Jenny!
- Out!

356
00:28:36,665 --> 00:28:37,665
Out!

357
00:28:40,147 --> 00:28:41,747
She just wants a bit of company, Siobhan.

358
00:28:41,844 --> 00:28:43,284
Animals is for outside, I've told ya.

359
00:28:48,503 --> 00:28:51,941
And people don't be laughing
at me behind me back,

360
00:28:52,115 --> 00:28:53,639
do they?

361
00:28:53,813 --> 00:28:55,031
No. Why would they be?

362
00:28:55,205 --> 00:28:57,164
They don't think I'm dim or anything?

363
00:28:57,860 --> 00:28:58,861
Dim?

364
00:28:59,819 --> 00:29:00,819
No.

365
00:29:02,865 --> 00:29:04,185
You don't seem very sure about it.

366
00:29:04,214 --> 00:29:05,477
Of course, I'm sure about it.

367
00:29:07,783 --> 00:29:09,583
Dominic's the dim one
on the island, isn't he?

368
00:29:10,786 --> 00:29:12,788
He is, aye. By miles.

369
00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:16,966
Uh, hang on, by miles.

370
00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:18,577
And then, who's the next dimmest?

371
00:29:18,751 --> 00:29:20,071
Well, I don't like to judge people

372
00:29:20,230 --> 00:29:21,406
in those terms now, do I?

373
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:23,035
In what terms?
In order of their dimness.

374
00:29:23,059 --> 00:29:24,820
Well, I know you don't.
And neither do I, do I?

375
00:29:24,844 --> 00:29:25,844
But try, like.
No!

376
00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,412
I won't try.

377
00:29:27,586 --> 00:29:30,023
There's enough judgy people
on this fecking island, so no!

378
00:29:30,197 --> 00:29:31,807
You're not dim!

379
00:29:31,981 --> 00:29:33,940
You're a nice man, all right?
So, move on!

380
00:29:36,595 --> 00:29:37,795
I'm as clever as you, anyways.

381
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:38,901
I know that at least.

382
00:29:39,075 --> 00:29:40,686
Yeah, don't be fecking stupid.

383
00:29:41,121 --> 00:29:42,644
Huh?

384
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,388
What happened to you?

385
00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,651
Me daddy discovered the poteen situation.

386
00:30:32,825 --> 00:30:34,000
Oh, Jesus, Dominic!

387
00:30:34,174 --> 00:30:35,915
You poor thing, ya.

388
00:30:36,089 --> 00:30:37,699
What the hell was he hittin' you with?

389
00:30:37,873 --> 00:30:39,179
A kettle was the final thing.

390
00:30:39,353 --> 00:30:40,833
I wouldn'ta minded, but for the spout.

391
00:30:42,051 --> 00:30:43,202
Do you want a ride to church?

392
00:30:43,226 --> 00:30:44,358
Uh, feck them gobshites!

393
00:30:44,663 --> 00:30:45,881
Dominic!

394
00:30:46,055 --> 00:30:48,580
But could I stay the night
with ye the night?

395
00:30:48,754 --> 00:30:49,914
Just for the one night, like?

396
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,105
Mm...

397
00:30:52,279 --> 00:30:54,803
Well, just the one night, mind.

398
00:30:54,977 --> 00:30:57,371
Nice!
I'll see ye for supper, so.

399
00:30:57,676 --> 00:30:58,807
Whoo-hoo!

400
00:31:43,243 --> 00:31:44,723
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

401
00:31:44,897 --> 00:31:46,857
It's eight weeks since my
last confession, I think.

402
00:31:47,987 --> 00:31:49,771
Go on, Colm.

403
00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,860
Just the usual, I suppose, Father.

404
00:31:52,034 --> 00:31:55,037
The drinking and the impure thoughts.

405
00:31:55,211 --> 00:31:56,952
And a bit of pride, I suppose.

406
00:31:57,126 --> 00:31:59,825
Although I never really saw that
as a sin, but sure I'm here now.

407
00:32:01,043 --> 00:32:02,043
And

408
00:32:03,219 --> 00:32:04,612
how's the despair?

409
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,442
Not so much of it of late.
Thanks be.

410
00:32:11,401 --> 00:32:13,682
And why aren't you talking to
Padraic Suilleabhain no more?

411
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,278
That wouldn't be a sin, now,
would it, Father?

412
00:32:18,452 --> 00:32:21,760
It wouldn't be a sin, no,
but it's not very nice either, is it?

413
00:32:23,457 --> 00:32:25,590
Who told you?

414
00:32:25,764 --> 00:32:28,288
It's an island, Colm. Word gets around.

415
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,814
Also, Padraic asked me
to put in a word, like.

416
00:32:33,815 --> 00:32:34,903
I see.

417
00:32:35,077 --> 00:32:36,077
So...

418
00:32:38,385 --> 00:32:40,505
It isn't him you have the
impure thoughts about, is it?

419
00:32:41,344 --> 00:32:43,564
Are you joking me?

420
00:32:43,738 --> 00:32:46,480
I mean, are you fecking joking me?

421
00:32:46,654 --> 00:32:50,179
People do have impure
thoughts about men, too.

422
00:32:50,353 --> 00:32:52,153
Do you have impure
thoughts about men, Father?

423
00:32:53,574 --> 00:32:56,359
I do not have impure thoughts about men.

424
00:32:56,534 --> 00:32:59,493
And how dare you say that
about a man of the cloth?

425
00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:01,713
Well, you started it.

426
00:33:01,887 --> 00:33:04,411
Well, you can get out of my
confessional right now, so you can.

427
00:33:04,585 --> 00:33:06,258
And I'm not forgiving you
any of these things

428
00:33:06,282 --> 00:33:08,110
until the next time, so I'm not!

429
00:33:08,284 --> 00:33:09,653
Well, I better not be dying in
the meantime then, eh, Father?

430
00:33:09,677 --> 00:33:10,677
I'll be pure fucked!

431
00:33:11,636 --> 00:33:12,811
You will be pure fucked!

432
00:33:12,985 --> 00:33:16,075
Yes, you will be pure fucked!

433
00:33:31,525 --> 00:33:32,831
Pint, Colm?

434
00:33:35,573 --> 00:33:37,226
If you don't stop talkin' to me,

435
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,228
and if you don't stop botherin' me,

436
00:33:39,402 --> 00:33:41,380
or sendin' your sister
or your priest to bother me...

437
00:33:41,404 --> 00:33:42,947
I didn't send me sister
to bother you, did I?

438
00:33:42,971 --> 00:33:44,320
She has her own mind.

439
00:33:44,494 --> 00:33:46,385
Although, I did send the priest though,
you have me there.

440
00:33:46,409 --> 00:33:48,673
What I've decided to do is this.

441
00:33:48,847 --> 00:33:50,849
I have a set of shears at home.

442
00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:53,852
And each time you bother me
from this day on,

443
00:33:54,026 --> 00:33:55,636
I'll take those shears

444
00:33:55,810 --> 00:33:57,610
and I'll take one of me
fingers off with them.

445
00:33:58,421 --> 00:33:59,945
And I'll give that finger to ya.

446
00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:02,817
A finger from me left hand.
Me fiddle hand.

447
00:34:02,991 --> 00:34:05,037
And each day you bother me more,

448
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,691
another I'll take off and I'll give ya

449
00:34:06,865 --> 00:34:09,215
until you see sense enough to stop.

450
00:34:09,389 --> 00:34:12,261
Or until I have no fingers left.

451
00:34:12,435 --> 00:34:14,002
Does this make things clearer to ya?

452
00:34:15,482 --> 00:34:17,136
Not really, no.

453
00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:18,310
Because I don't want

454
00:34:18,398 --> 00:34:19,181
to hurt your feelings, Padraic.

455
00:34:19,355 --> 00:34:20,400
I don't, like.

456
00:34:21,619 --> 00:34:22,726
But it feels like the drastic

457
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,143
is the only option left open to me.

458
00:34:24,317 --> 00:34:26,536
You've loads of options left open to ya.

459
00:34:26,711 --> 00:34:28,495
How's fingers the first port of call?

460
00:34:28,669 --> 00:34:32,630
Please, don't talk to me

461
00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:35,633
no more, Padraic. Please.

462
00:34:35,937 --> 00:34:37,373
I'm begging you.

463
00:34:37,547 --> 00:34:39,288
But...
Shush, like, Padraic.

464
00:34:39,462 --> 00:34:41,462
Just, you know, shush, like.
Yeah, I'd shush, like.

465
00:34:41,551 --> 00:34:43,249
I will shush.

466
00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:48,254
Except me and me sister were thinking

467
00:34:48,428 --> 00:34:51,213
you might just be a bit depressed, Colm.

468
00:34:51,387 --> 00:34:54,956
And I tell you this much,
fingers just confirms it.

469
00:34:56,479 --> 00:34:58,743
Don't you think, Colm?

470
00:35:00,483 --> 00:35:02,181
Starting from now.

471
00:35:20,939 --> 00:35:22,418
Well, I never heard the like.

472
00:35:22,592 --> 00:35:24,527
I never heard the like.
He must really not like you, Padraic.

473
00:35:24,551 --> 00:35:26,118
Fingers!

474
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,336
Jesus. He's serious, lads.

475
00:35:27,510 --> 00:35:28,947
He is serious!

476
00:35:29,251 --> 00:35:30,751
You can see it in his eyes he's serious.

477
00:35:30,775 --> 00:35:32,385
Just because he thinks you're dull.

478
00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:33,734
That's going overboard!

479
00:35:33,908 --> 00:35:35,344
Who told you about the dull?

480
00:35:36,737 --> 00:35:38,043
Well, I overheard it.

481
00:35:38,217 --> 00:35:39,697
Like, what was I supposed to do?

482
00:35:40,001 --> 00:35:41,568
I don't think you're dull.

483
00:35:41,742 --> 00:35:43,788
And jeez, if I was to
cut something off meself

484
00:35:43,962 --> 00:35:47,574
for every dull person that came in here,
I'd only have me head left.

485
00:35:47,748 --> 00:35:48,908
Do you think I'm dull, Gerry?

486
00:35:48,967 --> 00:35:49,967
No.

487
00:35:51,447 --> 00:35:53,841
That said,

488
00:35:54,015 --> 00:35:56,888
I did think the two of ye always
made a funny pairing, like.

489
00:35:57,062 --> 00:35:58,977
No, we didn't.
Yeah, ye did.

490
00:35:59,151 --> 00:36:00,718
Ye did.
Obviously, ye did.

491
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:03,590
'Cause now he'd rather
maim himself than talk to ya.

492
00:36:03,764 --> 00:36:05,418
Colm was always more of a thinker.

493
00:36:05,592 --> 00:36:06,592
Huh?

494
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,682
Why's every...
I think.

495
00:36:08,856 --> 00:36:09,901
Ah, you don't, Padraic.

496
00:36:10,075 --> 00:36:11,816
You don't, Padraic.
Your sister does.

497
00:36:11,990 --> 00:36:13,663
Your sister does, aye.
Siobhan does. You're more of a...

498
00:36:13,687 --> 00:36:14,906
You're more of a...
What is he?

499
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,951
You're more one of life's good guys.

500
00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,171
You're more one of life's good guys, aye.

501
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,505
Apart from when you're drunk.

502
00:36:20,650 --> 00:36:23,001
Apart from when you're drunk, aye.

503
00:36:23,305 --> 00:36:25,655
I used to think
that'd be a nice thing to be.

504
00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:28,223
One of life's good guys.

505
00:36:28,397 --> 00:36:30,660
And now, it sounds like
the worst thing I ever heard.

506
00:36:30,835 --> 00:36:32,160
Ah, don't take it like that, Padraic.

507
00:36:32,184 --> 00:36:33,925
Don't take it like that, Padraic.

508
00:36:34,099 --> 00:36:35,187
We're on your side.

509
00:36:49,418 --> 00:36:50,855
What are you smiling at?

510
00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:18,360
What's this mope so mopey for?
He's just a fecking man, lads!

511
00:37:18,534 --> 00:37:19,753
A fat, ginger man!

512
00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:22,625
Ay yi yi.

513
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,585
I'll tell ya this much.
Ye two are awful mopey hosts.

514
00:37:25,759 --> 00:37:28,042
Luckily, you won't have to put up
with us more than one night, so,

515
00:37:28,066 --> 00:37:29,632
and try eatin' with your mouth closed.

516
00:37:29,807 --> 00:37:31,112
Where are we now, France?

517
00:37:31,286 --> 00:37:32,592
Will you tell him, Padraic?

518
00:37:32,766 --> 00:37:35,029
Aye, stop being a little
fecking bollocks, Dominic.

519
00:37:35,203 --> 00:37:36,901
No. Just about the mouth thing.

520
00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:41,819
Colm Doherty and his fat fecking fingers.

521
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:43,298
He probably wouldn't even be able

522
00:37:43,472 --> 00:37:45,170
to cut through the blubber on them fingers.

523
00:37:45,344 --> 00:37:46,800
Would you not want him
to have to do the one finger

524
00:37:46,824 --> 00:37:48,064
to see if he was bluffing, like?

525
00:37:48,216 --> 00:37:49,217
No, we wouldn't.

526
00:37:49,391 --> 00:37:50,828
That's what I'd have him do,

527
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,980
I'd have him do the one finger
to see if he was bluffin'.

528
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,614
'Cause worst comes to worst,

529
00:37:54,788 --> 00:37:56,592
he can still play the fiddle
with four fingers, I'll bet ya.

530
00:37:56,616 --> 00:37:57,835
Or the banjo.

531
00:37:58,139 --> 00:37:59,179
We don't want any of that.

532
00:37:59,314 --> 00:38:00,770
We just want nothing
to do with him no more.

533
00:38:00,794 --> 00:38:02,448
You don't. This gom does.

534
00:38:03,492 --> 00:38:04,842
I am a gom, is right.

535
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:06,756
You're not a gom!

536
00:38:08,410 --> 00:38:09,890
Jeez.

537
00:38:10,064 --> 00:38:11,849
This is a depressing house.

538
00:38:12,153 --> 00:38:14,199
Would you prefer your own, so?

539
00:38:14,373 --> 00:38:16,053
I've heard it's a barrel of fecking laughs.

540
00:38:16,592 --> 00:38:18,290
Well, touche.

541
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,509
Too what?

542
00:38:20,683 --> 00:38:22,685
Che. Touche.
It's from the French.

543
00:38:35,873 --> 00:38:37,875
And how is it, Siobhan,
that you was never married?

544
00:38:42,357 --> 00:38:43,677
It's none of your fecking business

545
00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:45,491
how I was never fecking married.

546
00:38:45,665 --> 00:38:46,665
How isn't it?

547
00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:48,580
How isn't it?

548
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:50,625
Was you never wild?

549
00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:55,240
Wild?
Was I never wild?

550
00:38:55,414 --> 00:38:57,218
I don't know what you're
talkin' about, Dominic.

551
00:38:57,242 --> 00:38:59,374
Wild, how? Angry?

552
00:38:59,548 --> 00:39:01,268
'Cause I'm gettin' angry now,
I can tell ya!

553
00:39:01,376 --> 00:39:02,769
Not angry. Wild.

554
00:39:02,943 --> 00:39:04,510
You just keep sayin' wild, Dominic!

555
00:39:04,684 --> 00:39:06,120
Wild!
My brother told you, didn't he?

556
00:39:06,294 --> 00:39:07,454
That you'd be out in the road

557
00:39:07,556 --> 00:39:09,297
if you started talking stupid to me?

558
00:39:09,471 --> 00:39:11,386
He said creepy, not stupid.

559
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,668
Well, you've failed
on both counts, haven't ya?

560
00:39:12,692 --> 00:39:13,693
I have.

561
00:39:16,652 --> 00:39:18,500
I'm off to bed and he's not stayin'
here another night, Padraic.

562
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:20,091
I don't care how depressed you are.

563
00:39:20,265 --> 00:39:21,701
I'd rather have the donkey in.

564
00:39:27,228 --> 00:39:29,143
Foiled again.

565
00:39:29,317 --> 00:39:30,928
But "faint heart" and all that.

566
00:39:39,675 --> 00:39:40,676
Here.

567
00:39:42,417 --> 00:39:44,854
Ye two, ye'll be all right.

568
00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:47,900
Will we be?

569
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:39,059
Hello there, Mrs. O'Riordan,
I've the milk outside for ya.

570
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,843
So, it's the two weeks
you owe me for now, I think.

571
00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:42,564
Nobody has a lick of news

572
00:40:42,738 --> 00:40:44,914
for us from your side
of the island, Padraic.

573
00:40:45,089 --> 00:40:46,457
Are you going to be the same as them?

574
00:40:46,481 --> 00:40:47,761
I am, Mrs. O'Riordan, I'm afraid.

575
00:40:47,830 --> 00:40:49,571
And I'm in a bit of a rush, so...

576
00:40:49,745 --> 00:40:52,748
Eileen Coughlan had no news.

577
00:40:52,922 --> 00:40:55,534
Vincent Shaughnessy had no news.

578
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,989
It was a poor old week for news.
But then it is, sometimes.

579
00:40:58,015 --> 00:41:00,756
ColmSonnyLarry, he had no news.

580
00:41:00,930 --> 00:41:02,410
Did he not?

581
00:41:02,584 --> 00:41:04,282
That man never talks.

582
00:41:04,456 --> 00:41:06,327
Eh, he talks sometimes.
Up himself.

583
00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:08,958
Aye, aye, anyways, so, it's the two weeks
you owe me for now, Mrs. O'Riordan.

584
00:41:08,982 --> 00:41:10,027
As I was sayin'.

585
00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:15,902
Ladies.

586
00:41:16,076 --> 00:41:17,076
Oh, it's Peadar.

587
00:41:17,164 --> 00:41:19,558
Peadar always has a rake of news.

588
00:41:19,732 --> 00:41:21,995
What news have you, Peadar?
News, is it?

589
00:41:22,169 --> 00:41:24,737
Fella killed himself, over Rosmuck way.

590
00:41:24,911 --> 00:41:26,652
Walked into a lake for himself.

591
00:41:26,826 --> 00:41:29,263
Twenty-nine and nothing
wrong with him, the fool.

592
00:41:29,437 --> 00:41:30,917
God love us!

593
00:41:31,091 --> 00:41:33,050
No, not "God love us." Fool!

594
00:41:33,354 --> 00:41:34,355
Another fella,

595
00:41:34,529 --> 00:41:35,965
Protestant, of course,

596
00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:38,229
stabbed his missus in Letterkenny.

597
00:41:38,403 --> 00:41:40,144
Six times he stabbed her.

598
00:41:40,318 --> 00:41:42,581
Good God!
And did she die, Peadar?

599
00:41:42,755 --> 00:41:44,365
She did die, aye.

600
00:41:44,670 --> 00:41:46,350
It wasn't with a spoon he was stabbin' her.

601
00:41:46,454 --> 00:41:47,890
That's a lot of news.

602
00:41:48,065 --> 00:41:51,416
This man has no news,
don't ya not? No-Newsy!

603
00:41:53,026 --> 00:41:54,866
Stukes never have news.
Stukes!

604
00:41:54,897 --> 00:41:56,334
Funny.

605
00:41:56,638 --> 00:41:59,380
There was a bit of news
I remembered, Mrs. O'Riordan.

606
00:41:59,554 --> 00:42:01,556
Dominic Kearney's father
beat Dominic senseless

607
00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:02,949
with a kettle Saturday,

608
00:42:03,123 --> 00:42:05,043
and is staying with me
and me sister, Dominic is.

609
00:42:05,082 --> 00:42:06,711
So, at least his father'll
take a bit of a break

610
00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:07,735
from his beatin' of him.

611
00:42:08,650 --> 00:42:10,478
And him, a policeman.

612
00:42:10,652 --> 00:42:12,611
Isn't that news?

613
00:42:12,785 --> 00:42:15,048
Ar, that Dominic's
an awful little bollocks.

614
00:42:15,353 --> 00:42:16,441
That's no news.

615
00:42:16,615 --> 00:42:18,878
Still, he was in a bad way
when I came upon him.

616
00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:21,098
I'd beat him with a kettle
meself if I wasn't old.

617
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:23,535
It's news is all I'm sayin'.

618
00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:25,885
That's no news. That's shite news.

619
00:42:26,059 --> 00:42:27,739
Okay, so, Mrs. O'Riordan, thanks for the...

620
00:42:28,627 --> 00:42:29,932
I'll see ya when I see ya.

621
00:42:52,129 --> 00:42:53,802
And you can tell that
skitter of a son of mine

622
00:42:53,826 --> 00:42:55,610
he'd better be home by teatime,

623
00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:57,584
or it's over to batter
the both of ye I'll be,

624
00:42:57,656 --> 00:42:59,056
and your dreary fecking sister, too!

625
00:43:09,885 --> 00:43:11,278
Oh, hello there, Colm.

626
00:43:11,452 --> 00:43:13,802
Will I see you at Jonjo's tonight
for that pint you owe me?

627
00:43:13,976 --> 00:43:14,977
I owe you no pin...

628
00:43:16,153 --> 00:43:16,849
You will, Peadar.

629
00:43:17,023 --> 00:43:18,329
Good man yourself.

630
00:44:30,183 --> 00:44:31,402
Whoa, stand.

631
00:44:32,141 --> 00:44:33,142
Stand.

632
00:46:12,241 --> 00:46:13,286
What's that, Jenny?

633
00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:17,341
Will we go to the pub for ourselves?

634
00:46:19,118 --> 00:46:20,337
We will.
Come on.

635
00:46:38,050 --> 00:46:40,289
One drink you're havin', lady,
then it's off home with ya.

636
00:46:40,313 --> 00:46:42,576
I've a shirt that wants
ironing for the morning.

637
00:46:44,056 --> 00:46:45,971
Okay, Daddy.

638
00:46:46,145 --> 00:46:49,627
Aye. Off to the mainland
in the morning I'm headin'.

639
00:46:49,931 --> 00:46:51,491
That's why I need the clean shirt, like.

640
00:46:53,457 --> 00:46:55,817
"And why are you off to the
mainland in the mornin', Peadar?"

641
00:46:55,981 --> 00:46:58,418
Oh, thanks for asking, Colm.
I'll tell ya why.

642
00:46:58,592 --> 00:46:59,941
They've asked for extra manpower

643
00:47:00,115 --> 00:47:01,943
for a couple of the executions

644
00:47:02,117 --> 00:47:04,293
in case there's any kind of a to-do, like.

645
00:47:04,468 --> 00:47:06,774
Six bob and a free lunch they're payin' me.

646
00:47:06,948 --> 00:47:09,211
And sure I'd have gone for nothin'.

647
00:47:09,386 --> 00:47:11,779
I've always wanted to see
an execution, haven't you?

648
00:47:11,953 --> 00:47:13,694
Although, I'd have preferred a hanging.

649
00:47:13,868 --> 00:47:15,522
Who are they executin'?

650
00:47:15,696 --> 00:47:18,264
The Free State lads are
executin' a couple of the IRA lads.

651
00:47:20,092 --> 00:47:21,354
Or is it the other way around?

652
00:47:23,269 --> 00:47:26,228
I find it hard to follow these days.

653
00:47:26,403 --> 00:47:28,250
Wasn't it so much easier when
we was all on the same side,

654
00:47:28,274 --> 00:47:30,232
and it was just the English we was killin'?

655
00:47:30,407 --> 00:47:33,061
I think it was. I preferred it.

656
00:47:33,235 --> 00:47:35,150
But you don't care who's executin' who?

657
00:47:35,324 --> 00:47:37,718
For six bob and a free lunch, I don't care!

658
00:47:38,023 --> 00:47:39,328
They could be executin' you.

659
00:47:40,634 --> 00:47:42,070
Why don't you come with me?

660
00:47:42,244 --> 00:47:44,333
You could write a miserable
feckin' song about it.

661
00:47:47,511 --> 00:47:49,077
Nah, I'm only messin'.

662
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,756
Who are them?

663
00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:17,845
Music students, I think, from Lisdoonvarna.

664
00:48:30,205 --> 00:48:32,991
Another whisky, anyways, Jonjo.

665
00:48:33,165 --> 00:48:35,733
Jeez, you're goin' at it at a
fair old lick tonight, Padraic.

666
00:48:35,907 --> 00:48:37,865
Yeah? What's it to ya?

667
00:49:09,114 --> 00:49:10,202
Padraic, don't now...

668
00:49:14,293 --> 00:49:15,613
Go get Siobhan, Dominic, would ya?

669
00:49:20,081 --> 00:49:21,430
What are you after, gobshite?

670
00:49:21,605 --> 00:49:23,258
Another beatin', is it?

671
00:49:23,432 --> 00:49:25,392
You, copper, I'm allowed
to chat to you, aren't I?

672
00:49:25,565 --> 00:49:27,524
It's just tubbyguts
I'm not allowed to talk to.

673
00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:29,858
Actually, no, I'd rather
you didn't talk to me neither.

674
00:49:30,439 --> 00:49:32,572
Oh, well, anyways,

675
00:49:32,746 --> 00:49:34,985
do you want to know what the
three things that I hate the most

676
00:49:35,009 --> 00:49:36,089
on Inisherin is?
Not really.

677
00:49:36,358 --> 00:49:37,446
One,

678
00:49:38,404 --> 00:49:39,405
policemen.

679
00:49:40,362 --> 00:49:41,929
Two,

680
00:49:42,103 --> 00:49:43,103
pudgy fiddle players.

681
00:49:44,410 --> 00:49:46,368
And three...

682
00:49:46,543 --> 00:49:48,632
Wait, I had some funny thing
for three. What was it?

683
00:49:48,806 --> 00:49:51,243
Uh, I'll start again.
One, um,

684
00:49:51,417 --> 00:49:52,723
policemen.

685
00:49:52,897 --> 00:49:53,897
Two...

686
00:49:55,508 --> 00:49:56,857
Pudgy fiddle players.

687
00:49:57,031 --> 00:49:59,120
Pudgy fiddle players.

688
00:49:59,294 --> 00:50:01,035
And shite, what was three?

689
00:50:01,209 --> 00:50:02,926
Go on back to your own gang now, Padraic.
I'm serious, now.

690
00:50:02,950 --> 00:50:03,950
Serious, are ya?

691
00:50:06,519 --> 00:50:08,608
And talkin' to me, are ya?

692
00:50:11,002 --> 00:50:12,002
Siobhan!

693
00:50:14,832 --> 00:50:17,027
Padraic's out of his brains
on whisky, and Colm's there.

694
00:50:17,051 --> 00:50:18,183
You'd better come.

695
00:50:25,538 --> 00:50:28,106
You, Colm Doherty, do you
know what you used to be?

696
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,108
No, Padraic, what did I used to be?

697
00:50:30,282 --> 00:50:31,282
Nice!

698
00:50:32,110 --> 00:50:33,415
You used to be nice!

699
00:50:34,286 --> 00:50:36,070
Didn't he not?

700
00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:38,029
And now, do you know what you are?

701
00:50:38,507 --> 00:50:39,770
Not nice.

702
00:50:39,944 --> 00:50:42,120
Ah, well,

703
00:50:42,294 --> 00:50:45,645
I suppose niceness doesn't
last then, does it, Padraic?

704
00:50:45,819 --> 00:50:47,539
But will I tell ya something
that does last?

705
00:50:47,647 --> 00:50:50,215
What? And don't say
somethin' stupid like music.

706
00:50:50,389 --> 00:50:52,391
Music lasts.
Knew it!

707
00:50:52,565 --> 00:50:55,350
And paintings last.
And poetry lasts.

708
00:50:55,524 --> 00:50:57,091
So does niceness.

709
00:51:00,442 --> 00:51:01,574
Do you know who we remember

710
00:51:01,748 --> 00:51:03,881
for how nice they was in the 17th century?

711
00:51:04,055 --> 00:51:06,274
Who?
Absolutely no one.

712
00:51:06,448 --> 00:51:09,408
Yet we all remember the music of the time.

713
00:51:09,582 --> 00:51:11,540
Everyone, to a man, knows Mozart's name.

714
00:51:11,715 --> 00:51:13,542
Well, I don't, so there goes that theory.

715
00:51:15,327 --> 00:51:17,198
And anyway, we're talkin' about niceness.

716
00:51:18,025 --> 00:51:19,113
Not whatsisname.

717
00:51:20,593 --> 00:51:22,551
My mammy, she was nice.

718
00:51:23,465 --> 00:51:26,120
I remember her.

719
00:51:26,294 --> 00:51:28,340
And my daddy, he was nice.
I remember him.

720
00:51:28,514 --> 00:51:31,212
And my sister, she's nice.

721
00:51:31,386 --> 00:51:34,651
I'll remember her.
Forever I'll remember her.

722
00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:37,088
And who else will?
"Who else will" what?

723
00:51:37,262 --> 00:51:39,307
Remember Siobhan and your niceness?

724
00:51:40,482 --> 00:51:41,482
No one will.

725
00:51:42,093 --> 00:51:43,094
In 50 years' time,

726
00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:45,139
no one will remember any of us.

727
00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:50,014
Yet the music of a man
who lived two centuries ago...

728
00:51:50,188 --> 00:51:51,929
"Yet," he says, like he's English.

729
00:51:53,365 --> 00:51:54,496
Come home, Padraic.

730
00:51:54,671 --> 00:51:57,674
I don't give a feck about Mozart,

731
00:51:58,283 --> 00:51:59,937
or Borvoven,

732
00:52:00,111 --> 00:52:03,244
or any of them funny name feckers.

733
00:52:03,418 --> 00:52:04,855
I'm Padraic Suilleabhain.

734
00:52:07,248 --> 00:52:09,033
And I'm nice.

735
00:52:09,207 --> 00:52:10,730
Come home.

736
00:52:10,904 --> 00:52:13,124
So you'd rather be friends
with this fella, would ya?

737
00:52:13,646 --> 00:52:15,300
A fella who

738
00:52:15,474 --> 00:52:17,194
beats his own son
black and blue every night

739
00:52:17,258 --> 00:52:18,498
that he's not fiddling with him.

740
00:52:19,652 --> 00:52:22,133
I never told him that, Daddy.
He's... He's just drunk now.

741
00:52:23,090 --> 00:52:24,483
You used to be nice.

742
00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:27,529
Or did you never used to be?

743
00:52:30,358 --> 00:52:31,577
Oh, God.

744
00:52:34,754 --> 00:52:36,495
Maybe you never used to be.

745
00:52:53,294 --> 00:52:54,992
I'll have a word with him, Colm.

746
00:52:55,296 --> 00:52:57,168
You don't need to do anything drastic.

747
00:52:57,342 --> 00:52:58,996
He won't be botherin' you no more.

748
00:52:59,170 --> 00:53:00,171
That's a shame.

749
00:53:01,738 --> 00:53:03,418
That's the most interesting he's ever been.

750
00:53:03,522 --> 00:53:04,682
I think I like him again now.

751
00:53:08,527 --> 00:53:12,052
It was the 18th century, anyway. Mozart.

752
00:53:12,705 --> 00:53:13,924
Not the 17th.

753
00:53:50,003 --> 00:53:52,789
Siobhan Suilleabhain!
Well, well.

754
00:53:52,963 --> 00:53:54,703
I only came in for rashers, Mrs. O'Riordan.

755
00:53:54,878 --> 00:53:56,158
I've no time to talk, I'm afraid.

756
00:53:56,183 --> 00:53:57,271
Letter came for ya.

757
00:54:00,797 --> 00:54:02,276
Fell open, did it?

758
00:54:02,450 --> 00:54:03,570
Aye, in the heat, I suppose.

759
00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:11,459
A job offer, is it?

760
00:54:18,597 --> 00:54:22,688
A job offer from a library
on the mainland, is it?

761
00:54:22,862 --> 00:54:26,126
Just the rashers, please, Mrs. O'Riordan.
About ten of them.

762
00:54:34,569 --> 00:54:36,267
You never tell me anything!

763
00:54:39,052 --> 00:54:40,492
Well, it'd crucify him, your leaving!

764
00:54:40,662 --> 00:54:42,186
Hey, no one's leaving!

765
00:54:57,549 --> 00:54:59,377
Listen, I didn't come down to chat.

766
00:54:59,551 --> 00:55:01,137
I just came down to say
that all that last night

767
00:55:01,161 --> 00:55:02,554
was just the whisky talkin', Colm.

768
00:55:02,728 --> 00:55:03,729
All what last night?

769
00:55:03,903 --> 00:55:05,862
All whatever it was I was sayin'.

770
00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:07,036
What were you sayin'?

771
00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:10,127
Uh... Yeah.
I can't remember much of it,

772
00:55:10,431 --> 00:55:12,607
but I remember the gist
of it wasn't the best.

773
00:55:12,781 --> 00:55:14,218
You always know, don't ya?

774
00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:20,659
Well, anyways,
I just wanted to say I was sorry.

775
00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:21,833
Will we leave it at that?

776
00:55:23,749 --> 00:55:25,429
Why can't you just leave me alone, Padraic?

777
00:55:26,752 --> 00:55:28,319
Huh?

778
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:30,190
I've already told ya, haven't I?

779
00:55:30,364 --> 00:55:31,800
Yeah, I know. I was just...

780
00:55:31,975 --> 00:55:33,672
I mean, why can't you just leave me alone?

781
00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:47,729
What are ya doing?
I don't know.

782
00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:50,602
For fuck's sake, like.

783
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,520
How... How's the new tune?

784
00:56:01,656 --> 00:56:02,656
What?

785
00:56:16,845 --> 00:56:19,196
Ar, for God's sake, Padraic.

786
00:56:19,370 --> 00:56:20,675
How many more times?

787
00:56:20,849 --> 00:56:24,244
I am not putting me donkey
outside when I am sad, okay?

788
00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:26,222
Well, stringy bits of shite
I had to pick up

789
00:56:26,246 --> 00:56:27,552
yesterday when ya let her in!

790
00:56:27,726 --> 00:56:29,646
There was no stringy bits
in that donkey's shite.

791
00:56:29,771 --> 00:56:31,643
There was bits of straw,
if there was anything.

792
00:56:31,817 --> 00:56:33,558
Maybe it was straw, so.

793
00:56:35,603 --> 00:56:37,649
I'll get us our porridge.

794
00:56:57,277 --> 00:56:58,277
Was I awful last night?

795
00:57:01,673 --> 00:57:03,849
No, you was lovely.

796
00:57:04,023 --> 00:57:06,199
Well, I know I wasn't lovely now, Siobhan.

797
00:57:06,373 --> 00:57:08,810
You were lovely.
About me, anyways.

798
00:57:08,985 --> 00:57:11,988
Of course I was lovely about you.

799
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:13,511
What else is there to be about ya?

800
00:58:19,707 --> 00:58:20,708
What was that? A bird?

801
00:58:21,970 --> 00:58:23,363
What was what?

802
00:58:23,537 --> 00:58:24,537
The bang at the door.

803
00:58:24,973 --> 00:58:26,018
A bird?

804
00:58:26,366 --> 00:58:27,366
Aye.
No.

805
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,066
What was it, so?

806
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,763
The bang at the door?
Aye!

807
00:58:31,937 --> 00:58:33,097
What was the bang at the door?

808
00:58:33,330 --> 00:58:35,071
It was, uh...

809
00:58:35,375 --> 00:58:36,376
hard to lie...

810
00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:38,857
it was, uh...

811
00:58:39,031 --> 00:58:41,381
a finger.

812
00:58:45,385 --> 00:58:46,385
A what?

813
00:58:46,865 --> 00:58:47,865
Finger.

814
00:58:50,042 --> 00:58:51,411
Jesus, Siobhan!
You'll frighten the little fella!

815
00:58:51,435 --> 00:58:53,001
Throw it out, Padraic!

816
00:58:53,176 --> 00:58:55,256
I'm not throwing his finger out!
It'll get dirt on it!

817
00:58:58,833 --> 00:58:59,953
Where... Where'd you put it?

818
00:59:01,836 --> 00:59:03,099
Shoebox.

819
00:59:03,403 --> 00:59:05,405
Oh, my. Oh, God.

820
00:59:05,579 --> 00:59:06,579
Well,

821
00:59:07,842 --> 00:59:08,842
he's serious, then.

822
01:00:26,182 --> 01:00:28,029
Do we have to have it in here
while we're eating?

823
01:00:28,053 --> 01:00:30,133
Once I finish me porridge,
I'll bring it back to him.

824
01:00:32,275 --> 01:00:35,278
Are you feckin' stupid?

825
01:00:35,452 --> 01:00:38,672
I mean, are you feckin' stupid?

826
01:00:38,846 --> 01:00:40,966
No, I'm not feckin' stupid.
We've had this discussion.

827
01:00:41,022 --> 01:00:43,286
You've got to leave him
alone now, Padraic. For good!

828
01:00:44,635 --> 01:00:45,635
Do you think?

829
01:00:45,723 --> 01:00:48,029
Do I think?
Yeah, I do think!

830
01:00:48,204 --> 01:00:50,858
He's cut his feckin' finger off,
and thrown it at ya!

831
01:00:51,032 --> 01:00:52,730
Come on! It wasn't at me.

832
01:00:55,211 --> 01:00:57,125
Well, what are we going to do?

833
01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:59,040
We can't keep a man's finger.

834
01:01:25,545 --> 01:01:27,155
Jesus, Colm!

835
01:01:28,679 --> 01:01:30,463
Did it hurt?

836
01:01:30,637 --> 01:01:32,944
Hurt awful to begin with.
Thought I was going to faint.

837
01:01:34,946 --> 01:01:38,210
It's funny, feels fine now,
in all the excitement.

838
01:01:40,647 --> 01:01:41,996
Would you like a cup of tea?

839
01:01:42,170 --> 01:01:44,782
I won't, Colm. I only came up
to give you your finger back.

840
01:01:45,696 --> 01:01:46,696
Oh, yeah?

841
01:01:48,089 --> 01:01:49,177
Thanks.

842
01:01:51,049 --> 01:01:53,225
Cleared up quite nice, actually.

843
01:01:53,399 --> 01:01:55,749
And you wouldn't have thought it would.

844
01:01:55,923 --> 01:01:57,969
What do you need from him, Colm?

845
01:01:58,143 --> 01:01:59,579
To end all this?

846
01:02:03,191 --> 01:02:04,323
Silence, Siobhan.

847
01:02:05,106 --> 01:02:07,674
Just silence.

848
01:02:07,848 --> 01:02:12,244
One more silent man on Inisherin, good-oh!

849
01:02:12,549 --> 01:02:13,767
Silence it is, so.

850
01:02:16,248 --> 01:02:18,642
This isn't about Inisherin.

851
01:02:18,816 --> 01:02:19,816
It's about one boring man

852
01:02:19,904 --> 01:02:21,688
leaving another man alone, that's all.

853
01:02:21,862 --> 01:02:25,823
"One boring man"!
You're all fecking boring!

854
01:02:25,997 --> 01:02:28,347
With your piddling grievances over nothin'!

855
01:02:28,521 --> 01:02:31,045
You're all fecking boring!

856
01:02:32,438 --> 01:02:34,701
I'll see he doesn't talk to you no more.

857
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:36,964
Do.

858
01:02:37,138 --> 01:02:39,837
Else it'll be all four of them
the next time, not just the one.

859
01:02:41,273 --> 01:02:42,405
You're not serious.

860
01:02:45,146 --> 01:02:47,148
Well, that won't help your fecking music.

861
01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:49,673
Aye.

862
01:02:49,847 --> 01:02:51,065
We're gettin' somewhere now.

863
01:02:54,068 --> 01:02:57,637
I think you might be ill, Colm.

864
01:02:59,030 --> 01:03:02,381
Do worry sometimes
I'm just entertaining meself

865
01:03:02,555 --> 01:03:04,165
while I stave off the inevitable.

866
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,255
Don't you?

867
01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:11,303
No, I don't.

868
01:03:14,262 --> 01:03:15,262
Yeah, you do.

869
01:04:52,143 --> 01:04:53,231
Declan!

870
01:05:40,452 --> 01:05:41,497
Howdo!

871
01:05:42,367 --> 01:05:43,455
Howdo!

872
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:44,760
Do you want a ride?

873
01:05:46,284 --> 01:05:47,764
I will so.

874
01:05:47,938 --> 01:05:48,938
Thanks, fella!

875
01:05:58,644 --> 01:06:01,168
Oh, no, you're not that student
fella from Lisdoonvarna, are ya?

876
01:06:01,342 --> 01:06:02,779
I am. I'm Declan.

877
01:06:03,431 --> 01:06:05,346
Why?

878
01:06:05,521 --> 01:06:06,672
They told me at the
post office to try to find

879
01:06:06,696 --> 01:06:08,872
that student fella, Declan,
from Lisdoonvarna.

880
01:06:09,046 --> 01:06:10,482
Yeah, a telegram came for ya.

881
01:06:10,787 --> 01:06:12,484
From your mammy.

882
01:06:12,658 --> 01:06:14,312
My mammy is no longer with us.

883
01:06:14,486 --> 01:06:16,444
Not your mammy, sorry.

884
01:06:16,619 --> 01:06:18,466
Did I say your mammy?
Your auntie. Yeah, your auntie.

885
01:06:18,490 --> 01:06:20,100
It's about your daddy.

886
01:06:20,274 --> 01:06:21,754
What about Daddy?

887
01:06:21,928 --> 01:06:24,496
Uh, bread van crashed into him.

888
01:06:24,801 --> 01:06:26,672
The bread van?
Yeah.

889
01:06:26,846 --> 01:06:29,303
They said you'd best hurry home to him,
lest he should die all alone.

890
01:06:29,327 --> 01:06:30,546
Die?

891
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,896
Or get worse, all alone.

892
01:06:35,289 --> 01:06:36,289
This is impossible.

893
01:06:36,421 --> 01:06:38,162
It's not impossible.

894
01:06:38,336 --> 01:06:39,976
Bread vans crash into people all the time.

895
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:41,120
I know!

896
01:06:41,905 --> 01:06:43,254
That's how me mammy died.

897
01:06:48,607 --> 01:06:51,131
If it's the same fecking
bread van, I'll kill them.

898
01:07:08,018 --> 01:07:09,018
Thanks.

899
01:07:11,325 --> 01:07:13,240
What were you talking
to the boat fella for?

900
01:07:13,414 --> 01:07:15,852
For none of your fecking
business, I think it was.

901
01:07:16,156 --> 01:07:17,956
Of course, it's me business.
Aren't I the law?

902
01:07:18,071 --> 01:07:19,159
Fecking knob.

903
01:07:19,943 --> 01:07:20,987
Huh?

904
01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:22,791
Well, you can tell that
whiny brother of yours

905
01:07:22,815 --> 01:07:24,991
I'll be around soon
for that battering I owe him.

906
01:07:25,165 --> 01:07:26,645
A battering?

907
01:07:26,819 --> 01:07:29,100
That'd be good, actually.
It might take him out of himself.

908
01:07:29,169 --> 01:07:30,823
Huh?

909
01:07:30,997 --> 01:07:33,043
You're an awful strange lady.

910
01:07:33,870 --> 01:07:35,088
No wonder no one likes ya.

911
01:08:03,595 --> 01:08:04,857
Oh.

912
01:08:05,031 --> 01:08:06,554
Hello there, Mrs. McCormick.

913
01:08:06,729 --> 01:08:10,907
A death shall come to Inisherin
afore the month is out.

914
01:08:11,472 --> 01:08:12,996
A death, huh?

915
01:08:13,170 --> 01:08:15,520
Maybe even two deaths.

916
01:08:16,608 --> 01:08:17,609
Well, that'd be sad.

917
01:08:19,524 --> 01:08:21,613
We shall pray to the Lord

918
01:08:21,787 --> 01:08:26,096
'tis neither you, nor poor Siobhan,
will be either of them.

919
01:08:26,270 --> 01:08:28,185
Well, is that a nice thing to be sayin'?

920
01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:30,187
I wasn't trying to be nice.

921
01:08:31,449 --> 01:08:33,451
I was trying to be accurate.

922
01:08:37,934 --> 01:08:39,196
Fecking hell.

923
01:09:11,968 --> 01:09:13,404
What's the matter?

924
01:09:15,406 --> 01:09:16,494
Nothing.

925
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:52,875
Me daddy say he's gonna kill you Sunday

926
01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:54,922
for spilling the beans
about that fiddling with me.

927
01:09:59,624 --> 01:10:01,365
"Kill me," kill me, or, you know,

928
01:10:01,539 --> 01:10:04,020
"beat me up a bit," kill me?

929
01:10:04,194 --> 01:10:06,674
"Beat you up a bit," kill ya, I think.

930
01:10:06,849 --> 01:10:08,459
Although he did kill a man once.

931
01:10:12,985 --> 01:10:15,118
I'm sorry for that spilling
the beans on ya, Dominic.

932
01:10:16,032 --> 01:10:18,077
I was out of order that night.

933
01:10:18,382 --> 01:10:20,776
You was funny apart from that bit.

934
01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:23,996
That's why I don't understand why
that fat fella threw the finger at ya.

935
01:10:24,170 --> 01:10:25,539
He seemed fine when you were slagging him.

936
01:10:25,563 --> 01:10:27,347
He did not.

937
01:10:27,521 --> 01:10:29,045
Did he?

938
01:10:29,349 --> 01:10:31,917
"That's the most interesting
Padraic's ever been," he said.

939
01:10:33,614 --> 01:10:34,814
"I think I like him again now."

940
01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:41,404
Aye.

941
01:10:43,755 --> 01:10:47,106
Maybe this whole thing has just been
about gettin' you to try a new tack,

942
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,760
start standin' up for yourself a bit.

943
01:10:49,761 --> 01:10:51,067
Do you think?

944
01:10:51,241 --> 01:10:53,547
Yeah, and be less of a, you know,

945
01:10:53,721 --> 01:10:54,810
whiny little dull-arse.

946
01:10:57,377 --> 01:10:59,268
Well, I have been less of a
whiny little dull-arse, actually.

947
01:10:59,292 --> 01:11:00,511
Have ya, yeah?

948
01:11:00,685 --> 01:11:02,513
Just yesterday,
there was this musician fella

949
01:11:02,687 --> 01:11:04,428
that Colm was getting along great with.

950
01:11:04,602 --> 01:11:05,603
And what did I do?

951
01:11:05,777 --> 01:11:07,494
I went and sent him
packing from the island.

952
01:11:07,518 --> 01:11:09,302
Did ya? How?

953
01:11:09,476 --> 01:11:11,391
I told him a bread van
crashed into his daddy,

954
01:11:11,565 --> 01:11:13,645
and he'd have to be rushing
home to him, lest he die.

955
01:11:17,397 --> 01:11:18,398
Oh...

956
01:11:21,837 --> 01:11:23,797
That sounds like the meanest
thing I've ever heard.

957
01:11:24,665 --> 01:11:26,754
Huh?

958
01:11:26,929 --> 01:11:30,323
Well, aye, it was a bit mean, but...

959
01:11:32,108 --> 01:11:33,761
he'll be fine once he gets home

960
01:11:33,936 --> 01:11:36,016
and he finds his daddy hasn't
been hit by a bread van.

961
01:11:38,462 --> 01:11:40,290
I used to think
you were the nicest of them.

962
01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:43,791
Turns out you're just the same as them.

963
01:11:43,815 --> 01:11:45,425
I am the nicest of them.

964
01:11:48,689 --> 01:11:49,689
Ar, Dominic, now!

965
01:11:52,606 --> 01:11:54,608
Well, maybe I'm not a happy lad, so!

966
01:11:56,741 --> 01:11:58,264
Maybe this is the new me!

967
01:12:00,527 --> 01:12:01,528
Aye.

968
01:12:03,095 --> 01:12:04,618
Maybe this is the new me.

969
01:12:39,392 --> 01:12:40,393
Howdo!

970
01:12:40,567 --> 01:12:42,308
Jesus Christ, Dominic!

971
01:12:42,482 --> 01:12:44,484
Would you ever stop creeping up on people?

972
01:12:44,658 --> 01:12:46,486
You almost gave me a fecking heart attack!

973
01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:47,740
I wasn't creeping up on ya.

974
01:12:47,835 --> 01:12:48,836
I was sidling up on ya.

975
01:12:49,011 --> 01:12:51,013
Between you and that ghoul, Jesus!

976
01:12:51,187 --> 01:12:53,885
I always call her a ghoul, too,
because she is a ghoul.

977
01:12:54,059 --> 01:12:56,540
Jeez, we have a lot in common, don't we?
Me and you.

978
01:12:56,714 --> 01:12:58,672
Calling old people ghouls and that.

979
01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:04,417
It's a great old lake, isn't it?

980
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,685
I'm glad I caught you, actually.

981
01:13:11,859 --> 01:13:14,514
Because there was somethin'
I was wantin' to ask ya, actually.

982
01:13:14,688 --> 01:13:17,561
And discovering how much we have in common,

983
01:13:17,735 --> 01:13:20,390
well, it just makes me
want to ask you even more.

984
01:13:20,564 --> 01:13:21,844
We don't have anything in common.

985
01:13:21,869 --> 01:13:24,263
Uh, don't skip ahead.

986
01:13:24,437 --> 01:13:26,439
But yeah, what I was wantin'
to ask you was...

987
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:30,835
Somethin' along the lines of...

988
01:13:31,009 --> 01:13:33,359
Should've planned this, really.

989
01:13:33,533 --> 01:13:35,413
Well, yeah, what I was
wantin' to ask you was...

990
01:13:40,758 --> 01:13:42,978
You probably wouldn't
ever want to, I don't know,

991
01:13:44,457 --> 01:13:46,285
to fall in love with a boy
like me, would ya?

992
01:13:49,506 --> 01:13:52,248
Oh, Dominic, I don't think so, love.

993
01:13:52,422 --> 01:13:55,077
No, yeah, no.
Uh, I was thinking no.

994
01:13:58,254 --> 01:14:00,734
Not even in the future, like?
Like when I'm your age?

995
01:14:08,525 --> 01:14:11,919
Yeah, no, I didn't think so.

996
01:14:12,094 --> 01:14:14,487
Just thought I'd ask
on the off chance, you know,

997
01:14:14,661 --> 01:14:16,315
like, "faint heart" and that.

998
01:14:22,321 --> 01:14:23,844
Well, there goes that dream.

999
01:14:30,286 --> 01:14:32,070
Well,

1000
01:14:32,244 --> 01:14:35,421
I best go over there and do whatever
that thing over there I was gonna do was.

1001
01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:37,770
Mm-hmm.

1002
01:14:54,701 --> 01:14:57,574
♪♪ I walked from Mallow Town

1003
01:14:57,748 --> 01:15:00,925
♪♪ To Aghadoe, Aghadoe

1004
01:15:01,099 --> 01:15:04,624
♪♪ I took his head
from the jail gate to Aghadoe

1005
01:15:04,798 --> 01:15:06,278
Come on, Sammy, you have to dance too.

1006
01:15:08,759 --> 01:15:11,762
♪♪ Like an Irish king he sleeps
in Aghadoe ♪♪

1007
01:15:13,981 --> 01:15:15,331
How are you, fatty?

1008
01:15:15,505 --> 01:15:16,767
Dancing with your dog, is it?

1009
01:15:16,941 --> 01:15:18,179
Well, who else is gonna dance with ya?

1010
01:15:18,203 --> 01:15:19,813
Your poor dog has no say in the matter.

1011
01:15:19,987 --> 01:15:21,946
And if you're too rude
to be offering me a seat,

1012
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,948
I'll be taking one of me own accord!

1013
01:15:26,037 --> 01:15:28,387
Now, how's that for an old hello?

1014
01:15:28,561 --> 01:15:30,433
Have you gone fecking mental?

1015
01:15:30,607 --> 01:15:32,478
Have I gone fecking mental?

1016
01:15:32,652 --> 01:15:36,003
No, I haven't gone
fecking mental, actually.

1017
01:15:36,178 --> 01:15:38,093
Not only have I not gone fecking mental,

1018
01:15:38,267 --> 01:15:41,052
but I have ten fingers to prove
I've not gone fecking mental.

1019
01:15:41,226 --> 01:15:42,986
How many fingers do you have
to prove you've not gone fecking mental?

1020
01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:44,621
Nine fingers.

1021
01:15:44,795 --> 01:15:46,666
And nine fingers is the epitome of mental.

1022
01:15:48,451 --> 01:15:51,018
That's right. The epitome!

1023
01:15:51,193 --> 01:15:54,021
Heh. There'll be none of that!
I didn't come here for licks!

1024
01:15:54,196 --> 01:15:55,347
I came here for the opposite of licks.

1025
01:15:55,371 --> 01:15:56,391
What's the opposite of licks?

1026
01:15:56,415 --> 01:15:57,415
Huh?

1027
01:15:58,504 --> 01:15:59,766
What did you come here for?

1028
01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:02,682
I didn't come here for anythin', did I?

1029
01:16:02,856 --> 01:16:04,443
I just came to kick your door
in and give you a slagging.

1030
01:16:04,467 --> 01:16:06,107
Well, you've done that, so you can go now.

1031
01:16:06,164 --> 01:16:07,818
Haven't finished yet, have I?

1032
01:16:07,992 --> 01:16:09,733
Well, I finished with your door.

1033
01:16:09,907 --> 01:16:11,648
I haven't finished with your slagging.

1034
01:16:11,822 --> 01:16:13,954
We were doin' so well, Padraic.

1035
01:16:14,129 --> 01:16:15,652
I wasn't doing so well.

1036
01:16:18,176 --> 01:16:20,178
I was doing terrible.

1037
01:16:20,352 --> 01:16:22,180
All right, I was doin' so well.

1038
01:16:22,354 --> 01:16:24,314
Yeah, well, it can't all be
you, you, you, can it?

1039
01:16:24,487 --> 01:16:26,053
Yes, it can.

1040
01:16:26,228 --> 01:16:28,012
There's two of us in this.
No, there isn't.

1041
01:16:28,186 --> 01:16:29,405
It takes two to tango.

1042
01:16:29,579 --> 01:16:31,102
I don't want to tango.

1043
01:16:31,276 --> 01:16:33,104
Well, you danced with your dog.

1044
01:16:45,334 --> 01:16:48,511
Talkin' of tangos,
how's your new tune comin' along?

1045
01:16:48,685 --> 01:16:50,643
I just finished it, actually.

1046
01:16:51,557 --> 01:16:52,557
Just this morning.

1047
01:16:53,820 --> 01:16:55,561
No, Colm, that's great, like!

1048
01:16:55,735 --> 01:16:57,694
That's why I was dancing with me dog.

1049
01:16:58,999 --> 01:17:00,914
I don't usually dance with me dog.

1050
01:17:01,088 --> 01:17:03,961
There's no harm dancin' with your dog.

1051
01:17:04,135 --> 01:17:06,964
I'd dance with me donkey
if I knew how. And she did.

1052
01:17:09,532 --> 01:17:10,750
Is it good?

1053
01:17:10,924 --> 01:17:11,924
Your tune?

1054
01:17:16,147 --> 01:17:18,889
Mm, what's it called?

1055
01:17:19,063 --> 01:17:21,631
"The Banshees of Inisherin,"
I was thinking.

1056
01:17:24,416 --> 01:17:26,853
But there are no banshees on Inisherin.

1057
01:17:27,027 --> 01:17:28,942
I know, I just like the double S-H sounds.

1058
01:17:30,727 --> 01:17:32,294
Aye.

1059
01:17:32,468 --> 01:17:34,861
There's plenty of double S-H on Inisherin.

1060
01:17:35,035 --> 01:17:36,035
Yeah.

1061
01:17:36,123 --> 01:17:39,301
Maybe there are banshees, too.

1062
01:17:39,475 --> 01:17:43,174
I just don't think that they
scream to portend death anymore.

1063
01:17:43,348 --> 01:17:47,657
I think they just sit back,
amused, and observe.

1064
01:17:48,701 --> 01:17:49,701
Portend?

1065
01:17:50,703 --> 01:17:51,704
Yeah.

1066
01:17:55,273 --> 01:17:57,754
I keep having thoughts about
playing it for you at your funeral.

1067
01:17:57,928 --> 01:18:00,104
But that wouldn't be fair
on either of us, would it?

1068
01:18:14,031 --> 01:18:17,077
Well, that's great that you
finished your tune, Colm.

1069
01:18:17,252 --> 01:18:18,340
That's more than great.

1070
01:18:19,515 --> 01:18:20,515
That's...

1071
01:18:21,908 --> 01:18:22,908
really great.

1072
01:18:34,486 --> 01:18:37,489
So, do you want to meet
me down the pub, Colm?

1073
01:18:38,838 --> 01:18:40,579
We could celebrate your tune, like.

1074
01:18:47,499 --> 01:18:49,675
Only if you'd like, like.

1075
01:18:49,849 --> 01:18:52,591
But I could run up ahead.
Order them in.

1076
01:18:56,029 --> 01:18:57,379
Why don't you do that, Padraic?

1077
01:18:59,859 --> 01:19:00,991
Why don't I run up...

1078
01:19:03,341 --> 01:19:04,341
and order them?

1079
01:19:06,301 --> 01:19:07,301
Well, I will so.

1080
01:19:10,870 --> 01:19:13,046
Jeez, that went well!
And maybe on the way,

1081
01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:15,416
I can find that student friend
of yours, that Declan fella!

1082
01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:17,200
I told him his daddy was
dying, so he'd feck off home

1083
01:19:17,224 --> 01:19:19,792
and leave us alone,
but there's no need now!

1084
01:19:19,966 --> 01:19:21,185
Sure he could join us.

1085
01:20:14,412 --> 01:20:16,521
What are you sitting over there
for when I'm over here?

1086
01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:18,465
Just thought I'd have a sit
for meself, you know.

1087
01:20:19,896 --> 01:20:21,201
Wait for me friend.

1088
01:20:21,376 --> 01:20:23,334
Are you fecking joking me?

1089
01:20:23,508 --> 01:20:25,031
Your four-fingered friend?

1090
01:20:25,205 --> 01:20:26,525
I mean, are you fecking joking me?

1091
01:20:26,642 --> 01:20:28,861
No, I'm not fecking joking ya.

1092
01:20:29,035 --> 01:20:30,820
He just needed a bit of tough love was all.

1093
01:21:05,724 --> 01:21:07,204
Siobhan, do you want a sherry?

1094
01:21:07,378 --> 01:21:08,597
No.
Righty-ho.

1095
01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:11,861
What are you doin'?

1096
01:21:12,035 --> 01:21:13,166
Me?
Yes, you.

1097
01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:15,125
Nothing. Just drinkin'.

1098
01:21:15,299 --> 01:21:17,127
Not waitin'?
Not waitin'.

1099
01:21:17,301 --> 01:21:18,844
Well, he is waitin', Siobhan.
He's waitin' for Colm Doherty.

1100
01:21:18,868 --> 01:21:19,868
I amn't waitin'.

1101
01:21:19,956 --> 01:21:21,063
He just told me he was waitin'.

1102
01:21:21,087 --> 01:21:22,480
Telltale!

1103
01:21:25,570 --> 01:21:29,748
Come home with me, Padraic.
I've somethin' to discuss with ya.

1104
01:21:30,053 --> 01:21:31,453
You've somethin' to discuss with me?

1105
01:21:32,751 --> 01:21:34,492
That sounds, uh...

1106
01:21:34,666 --> 01:21:36,755
I don't want to discuss somethin'.

1107
01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:39,454
Well, ya have to, 'cause I'm leavin'.

1108
01:21:41,107 --> 01:21:42,107
Leavin'?

1109
01:21:45,285 --> 01:21:46,285
Like leavin'?

1110
01:21:48,332 --> 01:21:49,332
Like...

1111
01:21:51,117 --> 01:21:52,117
not staying?

1112
01:21:56,383 --> 01:21:57,384
Yeah.

1113
01:22:41,341 --> 01:22:42,473
But what about me?

1114
01:22:42,778 --> 01:22:43,996
What about you?

1115
01:22:44,170 --> 01:22:45,450
I'll have no friends at all left!

1116
01:22:45,607 --> 01:22:47,696
You'll have Dominic.
Ah here!

1117
01:22:47,870 --> 01:22:50,089
And he's gone off me now, too.

1118
01:22:50,263 --> 01:22:52,583
What kind of a place is it when
the village gom goes off ya?

1119
01:22:53,136 --> 01:22:55,051
And who's gonna do the cookin'?

1120
01:22:55,225 --> 01:22:57,508
Oh, that's your first question, isn't it?
"Who's gonna do the cookin'?"

1121
01:22:57,532 --> 01:22:59,172
Well, it wasn't me first question, was it?

1122
01:22:59,316 --> 01:23:00,996
"But what about me?" was me first question.

1123
01:23:36,353 --> 01:23:37,353
Padraic.

1124
01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:40,313
Padraic!

1125
01:23:44,317 --> 01:23:47,277
Now?
But you can't be leavin' now!

1126
01:23:47,451 --> 01:23:49,496
I can be leavin' now.

1127
01:23:49,671 --> 01:23:52,064
I can't be waitin' round
for any more of this madness!

1128
01:23:52,238 --> 01:23:54,458
What the hell did you say to him, Padraic?

1129
01:23:54,632 --> 01:23:55,632
Nothin' really.

1130
01:23:57,287 --> 01:23:59,247
Well, I'd sort of had a chat
with Dominic earlier.

1131
01:24:00,551 --> 01:24:02,727
And a new sort of,

1132
01:24:02,901 --> 01:24:05,817
you know, standin' up for meself
sort of tack we thought I should try.

1133
01:24:05,991 --> 01:24:07,384
God!

1134
01:24:07,558 --> 01:24:09,839
It was all going fine until he
chopped off all his fingers.

1135
01:24:18,743 --> 01:24:20,440
Me books wouldn't fit.

1136
01:24:21,877 --> 01:24:23,966
Would you look after them for me?

1137
01:24:24,140 --> 01:24:25,837
Ar, don't go, Siobhan.

1138
01:24:26,011 --> 01:24:27,578
They're all I have, really.

1139
01:24:29,798 --> 01:24:31,408
Apart from the obvious.

1140
01:24:39,285 --> 01:24:41,287
You'll be back soon, won't you, Siobhan?

1141
01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:44,856
Oh, Padraic!

1142
01:24:45,030 --> 01:24:46,553
Don't say, "Oh, Padraic."

1143
01:24:47,467 --> 01:24:48,947
Say yes.

1144
01:28:06,318 --> 01:28:07,363
Ah, Jenny.

1145
01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:48,620
Oh.

1146
01:30:52,832 --> 01:30:54,182
I don't want to talk.

1147
01:30:55,357 --> 01:30:57,185
Don't go killin' his dog now.

1148
01:30:57,359 --> 01:30:58,553
And don't be puttin' things in me head

1149
01:30:58,577 --> 01:30:59,815
that weren't there
in the first feckin' place,

1150
01:30:59,839 --> 01:31:01,015
you feckin' nutbag!

1151
01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:03,756
"Nutbag!"

1152
01:31:57,288 --> 01:31:58,768
What would I ever hurt you for?

1153
01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:02,511
You're the only nice thing about him.

1154
01:32:32,889 --> 01:32:34,543
How are you, Padraic?
You're lookin' well.

1155
01:32:42,812 --> 01:32:43,812
That's lovely, lads.

1156
01:32:49,123 --> 01:32:50,733
I don't need your apologies, all right?

1157
01:32:51,690 --> 01:32:53,388
It's a relief to me.

1158
01:32:53,562 --> 01:32:55,129
So, let's just call it quits

1159
01:32:55,303 --> 01:32:57,696
and agree to go our separate ways,
for good this time.

1160
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,702
Your fat fingers
killed me little donkey today.

1161
01:33:03,876 --> 01:33:06,749
So, no, we won't call it quits.

1162
01:33:06,923 --> 01:33:07,923
We'll call it the start.

1163
01:33:09,143 --> 01:33:10,579
You're jokin' me.
Yeah, no.

1164
01:33:10,753 --> 01:33:12,537
I'm not jokin' ya.

1165
01:33:12,711 --> 01:33:14,539
So tomorrow, Sunday,

1166
01:33:14,713 --> 01:33:17,107
God's day, around 2:00,

1167
01:33:17,281 --> 01:33:19,520
I'm going to call up to your house
and I'm gonna set fire to it,

1168
01:33:19,544 --> 01:33:21,329
and hopefully you'll still be inside it.

1169
01:33:22,808 --> 01:33:24,332
But I won't be checkin' either way.

1170
01:33:27,552 --> 01:33:29,112
Just be sure and leave your dog outside.

1171
01:33:30,599 --> 01:33:32,253
I've nothing against that gom.

1172
01:33:34,820 --> 01:33:37,345
Or you can do whatever's
in your power to stop me.

1173
01:33:41,087 --> 01:33:42,828
To our graves we're taking this.

1174
01:33:44,787 --> 01:33:46,180
To one of our graves, anyways.

1175
01:33:48,530 --> 01:33:49,748
Here.

1176
01:33:49,922 --> 01:33:51,881
I've a bone to pick with you, dreary.

1177
01:33:52,055 --> 01:33:53,859
Is that little gobshite of mine
at your place again?

1178
01:33:53,883 --> 01:33:55,537
Leave him, Peadar.
His donkey's just died.

1179
01:33:56,059 --> 01:33:57,452
Did he?

1180
01:33:57,626 --> 01:33:59,149
The little miniature fella?

1181
01:33:59,323 --> 01:34:01,369
Well, Jesus, boys,
I'll tell ya this much...

1182
01:34:13,859 --> 01:34:14,859
Two o'clock.

1183
01:35:16,618 --> 01:35:18,054
I killed a miniature donkey.

1184
01:35:22,188 --> 01:35:23,755
It was by accident...

1185
01:35:27,324 --> 01:35:28,586
but I do feel bad about it.

1186
01:35:31,850 --> 01:35:35,419
Do you think God gives a damn
about miniature donkeys, Colm?

1187
01:35:37,769 --> 01:35:38,770
I fear he doesn't.

1188
01:35:42,034 --> 01:35:44,167
And I fear that's where
it's all gone wrong.

1189
01:35:46,996 --> 01:35:47,996
Is that it?

1190
01:35:49,085 --> 01:35:51,043
Is what it?

1191
01:35:51,217 --> 01:35:52,817
Aren't you forgetting a couple of things?

1192
01:35:54,482 --> 01:35:57,223
No, I think I've covered it.

1193
01:35:57,398 --> 01:36:00,488
Wouldn't you say
punching a policeman is a sin?

1194
01:36:01,837 --> 01:36:03,534
Ah here.

1195
01:36:03,708 --> 01:36:05,667
If punching a policeman is a sin,

1196
01:36:05,841 --> 01:36:08,539
we may as well just pack up and go home.

1197
01:36:10,498 --> 01:36:12,456
And self-mutilation is a sin.

1198
01:36:13,718 --> 01:36:14,719
It's one of the biggest.

1199
01:36:15,851 --> 01:36:17,156
Is it?

1200
01:36:17,331 --> 01:36:20,203
Self-mutilation, so...
you have me there.

1201
01:36:20,377 --> 01:36:21,552
Multiplied by five.

1202
01:36:27,297 --> 01:36:28,820
How's the despair?

1203
01:36:33,695 --> 01:36:34,739
It's back a bit.

1204
01:36:38,003 --> 01:36:39,701
But you're not gonna do anything about it?

1205
01:36:44,270 --> 01:36:46,360
I'm not gonna do anything about it, no.

1206
01:37:01,287 --> 01:37:03,464
Dear Padraic,

1207
01:37:03,638 --> 01:37:07,685
I am safely ensconced in the mainland
and, Padraic, it's lovely here.

1208
01:37:07,990 --> 01:37:10,340
There's a river running
past my window as I write,

1209
01:37:10,514 --> 01:37:13,474
and the people already seem
less bitter and mental.

1210
01:37:13,648 --> 01:37:17,913
I'm not sure why, but I think it's
'cause a lot of them are from Spain.

1211
01:37:18,087 --> 01:37:21,612
Mostly, I wanted to say there's a
spare bed here for you, Padraic.

1212
01:37:21,786 --> 01:37:25,355
And with the war almost over,
I think there'd be work for ya here.

1213
01:37:25,529 --> 01:37:27,966
Because there's nothing
for you on Inisherin.

1214
01:37:28,140 --> 01:37:30,491
Nothing but more bleakness and grudges

1215
01:37:30,665 --> 01:37:33,319
and loneliness and spite

1216
01:37:33,494 --> 01:37:36,322
and the slow passing of time until death.

1217
01:37:36,497 --> 01:37:37,976
And sure, you can do that anywhere.

1218
01:37:41,197 --> 01:37:44,330
So come, Padraic. Leave there.

1219
01:37:44,505 --> 01:37:47,203
Dominic can look after Jenny
and the rest of your animals.

1220
01:37:47,377 --> 01:37:49,379
They could move into the house together.

1221
01:37:59,215 --> 01:38:00,215
Hut!

1222
01:38:22,064 --> 01:38:24,719
So come now, Padraic, please.

1223
01:38:28,723 --> 01:38:30,681
Before it's all too late.

1224
01:41:21,809 --> 01:41:23,506
Dear Siobhan.

1225
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:26,901
Obviously, I don't know
what "ensconced" is,

1226
01:41:27,075 --> 01:41:30,252
but I thank you for the offer
of the free bed and the whatnot.

1227
01:41:30,426 --> 01:41:32,471
But I won't be takin'
you up on it, I'm afraid.

1228
01:41:34,299 --> 01:41:36,824
As I told you, me life is on Inisherin.

1229
01:41:36,998 --> 01:41:38,652
Me friends, me animals.

1230
01:41:42,786 --> 01:41:44,266
Even now as I write,

1231
01:41:44,440 --> 01:41:46,311
little donkey Jenny
is looking at me, saying,

1232
01:41:46,485 --> 01:41:48,923
"Please don't go, Padraic. We'd miss ya."

1233
01:41:49,227 --> 01:41:51,273
And nuzzling me, the gilly-gooly.

1234
01:41:52,361 --> 01:41:53,449
Get off, Jenny.

1235
01:41:57,192 --> 01:41:58,192
Psst!

1236
01:42:08,159 --> 01:42:09,639
In other news,

1237
01:42:09,944 --> 01:42:12,468
in sadder news, actually,

1238
01:42:12,642 --> 01:42:14,818
I won't be able to ask
Dominic anything, I'm afraid.

1239
01:42:17,691 --> 01:42:19,571
Because they found him
in the lake this morning.

1240
01:42:24,436 --> 01:42:26,874
I suppose he must've slipped and fell in.

1241
01:42:35,709 --> 01:42:37,949
So, there'd be no one to take
care of the animals, anyway.

1242
01:43:01,604 --> 01:43:03,127
No other news, really.

1243
01:43:12,615 --> 01:43:14,356
Except that I love you, Siobhan.

1244
01:43:15,531 --> 01:43:16,706
And I miss ya.

1245
01:43:19,391 --> 01:43:21,306
And I hope I'll see ya again someday.

1246
01:43:24,409 --> 01:43:25,759
If you ever come back home.

1247
01:43:28,718 --> 01:43:30,807
Come back home, Siobhan.

1248
01:43:36,204 --> 01:43:38,815
Yours sincerely, your loving brother...

1249
01:43:41,252 --> 01:43:42,514
Padraic Suilleabhain.

1250
01:45:16,870 --> 01:45:18,567
Suppose me house makes us quits.

1251
01:45:20,786 --> 01:45:23,746
If you'd stayed in your house,
that would've made us quits.

1252
01:45:23,920 --> 01:45:26,053
But you didn't, did ya,
so it doesn't, does it?

1253
01:45:38,152 --> 01:45:40,197
I'm sorry about your donkey, Padraic.

1254
01:45:40,894 --> 01:45:41,982
Honestly, I am.

1255
01:45:44,898 --> 01:45:46,377
I don't fucking care.

1256
01:46:02,872 --> 01:46:05,831
Haven't heard any rifle fire from
the mainland in a day or two.

1257
01:46:06,006 --> 01:46:08,704
I think they're coming to the end of it.

1258
01:46:08,878 --> 01:46:11,707
I'm sure they'll be at it again
soon enough, aren't you?

1259
01:46:13,927 --> 01:46:15,754
Some things there's no movin' on from.

1260
01:46:19,236 --> 01:46:20,716
And I think that's a good thing.

1261
01:46:43,608 --> 01:46:44,608
Padraic.

1262
01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:53,183
Thanks for lookin' after
me dog for me, anyways.

1263
01:46:59,668 --> 01:47:00,668
Any time.