1 00:00:35,121 --> 00:00:39,386 [SOFT FOLK MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:07,110 [SOFT FOLK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 3 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:55,245 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 4 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:07,387 [SONG FADES] 5 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,258 Colm? 6 00:02:09,911 --> 00:02:11,174 Are you coming out to the pub, Colm? 7 00:02:16,091 --> 00:02:17,832 It's 2:00, like. 8 00:02:18,006 --> 00:02:21,488 [CLOCK CHIMES TWICE] 9 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,057 Will I see you down there, so? 10 00:02:29,104 --> 00:02:30,628 I'll see you down there, so. 11 00:02:41,029 --> 00:02:42,727 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 12 00:03:16,891 --> 00:03:18,066 What are you doin' home? 13 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:19,633 Brother? 14 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,288 What are you doin' home? 15 00:03:22,462 --> 00:03:25,422 I knocked on ColmSonnyLarry. He's just sitting there. 16 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:27,119 Sitting there doin' what? 17 00:03:27,293 --> 00:03:28,860 Sittin' there doin' nothing. 18 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:29,861 Smoking. 19 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:31,819 Was he asleep? 20 00:03:32,907 --> 00:03:33,908 He was smoking, Siobhan. 21 00:03:34,082 --> 00:03:35,910 How do you smoke in your sleep, like? 22 00:03:36,084 --> 00:03:37,956 Have ye been rowing? 23 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,000 We haven't been rowin'. 24 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,309 I don't think we've been rowin'. 25 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:46,617 Have we been rowin'? 26 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,841 Why wouldn't he answer the door to me? 27 00:03:56,017 --> 00:03:57,715 Maybe he just doesn't like you no more. 28 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,771 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 29 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:25,786 Pint, Jonjo. 30 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:33,316 Is Colm not with you? 31 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,361 No.Colm's always with you. 32 00:04:35,535 --> 00:04:37,102 I know.Did you not knock for him? 33 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:38,625 I did knock for him. 34 00:04:38,799 --> 00:04:40,061 Well, where is he?Just sittin' there. 35 00:04:40,235 --> 00:04:41,106 Sittin' there doin' what? 36 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,412 Sittin' there doing nothin'. 37 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,327 Smokin'. 38 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,286 Have ye been rowin'? 39 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:48,592 I don't think we've been rowin'. 40 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:49,941 Sounds like ye've been rowin'. 41 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,073 It does sound like we've been rowin'. 42 00:04:52,247 --> 00:04:53,814 Will I try him again? 43 00:04:53,988 --> 00:04:55,163 That'd be the best thing. 44 00:05:03,998 --> 00:05:04,695 Officer Kearney. 45 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,309 Never says "hello." 46 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,833 Never fecking says "hello." 47 00:05:13,007 --> 00:05:15,314 [OPERATIC GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 48 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:22,669 Colm? 49 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,368 [OPERATIC GOSPEL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 50 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:35,900 Colm? 51 00:05:39,207 --> 00:05:40,383 The door was open, Colm. 52 00:05:50,131 --> 00:05:50,828 Colm? 53 00:06:22,337 --> 00:06:23,991 Where the hell are you headin' off to? 54 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,520 MAN: Everybody?JONJO: No, this is true. 55 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,347 He scored six points from open play. 56 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:35,089 [MEN LAUGH AND TALK INDISTINCTLY] 57 00:06:35,263 --> 00:06:36,613 He was barely the size of a dwarf! 58 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:37,701 This is true! 59 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:38,919 [MEN LAUGH AND TALK INDISTINCTLY] 60 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,403 Howdo.MAN: Howdo, Padraic. 61 00:06:44,577 --> 00:06:45,273 Sit somewhere else. 62 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:47,450 Huh? 63 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,717 Uh... But I have me pint there, Colm. 64 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,240 He has his pint there, Colm, 65 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:57,460 from when he came in and ordered his pint from before. 66 00:06:58,025 --> 00:06:59,244 Okay. 67 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:00,985 I'll sit somewhere else, so. 68 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,169 MAN: Are ye rowin'? 69 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,475 I didn't think we were rowin'. 70 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:13,911 Well, ye are rowin'. 71 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:15,173 Well, ye are rowin'. He's sittin' outside 72 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:16,696 on his own like a whatchamacallit. 73 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,568 It does look like we're rowin'. 74 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:24,791 Well, I suppose I'd best go talk to him, so. 75 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,576 See what all this is fecking about. 76 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,925 MAN: That'd be the best thing. 77 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,495 Now I'm sittin' here next to you, 78 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,192 and if you're goin' back inside, I'm followin' you inside, 79 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,020 and if you're goin' home, I'm followin' you there, too. 80 00:07:38,544 --> 00:07:40,894 Now, if I've done somethin' to ya, 81 00:07:41,068 --> 00:07:42,113 just tell me what I've done to ya. 82 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:44,115 And if I've said somethin' to ya, 83 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:46,073 maybe I said somethin' when I was drunk, and I've forgotten it, 84 00:07:46,247 --> 00:07:47,248 but I don't think I said somethin' when I was drunk, and I've forgotten it. 85 00:07:47,422 --> 00:07:49,207 But if I did, then tell me what it was, 86 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,209 and I'll say sorry for that too, Colm. 87 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:54,255 [FALTERS] With all me heart, I'll say sorry. 88 00:07:54,429 --> 00:07:58,129 Just stop running away from me like some fool of a moody schoolchild. 89 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,132 But you didn't say anything to me. 90 00:08:02,829 --> 00:08:04,962 And you didn't do anything to me. 91 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:06,529 That's what I was thinking, like. 92 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,619 I just don't like you no more. 93 00:08:20,455 --> 00:08:21,456 You do like me. 94 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,371 I don't. 95 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,331 But you liked me yesterday. 96 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,854 Oh, did I, yeah? 97 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:30,901 I thought you did. 98 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,613 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS] 99 00:09:01,148 --> 00:09:02,149 Padraic. 100 00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:03,324 Dominic. 101 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,763 What's the matter with ya? 102 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,548 There's nothing the matter with me, for God's sake. 103 00:09:09,722 --> 00:09:10,941 DOMINIC: Look at this I found. 104 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:12,551 A stick with a hook. 105 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,335 What would you use it for, I wonder? 106 00:09:14,509 --> 00:09:17,251 To hook things that were the length of a stick away? 107 00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:19,906 Where you goin'? 108 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,081 PADRAIC: Down here. 109 00:09:21,255 --> 00:09:22,517 DOMINIC: As good a plan as any! 110 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,128 Have you any fags?No. 111 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,304 Uh, you do. You always have fags. 112 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,959 ColmSonnyLarry's at Jonjo's handing out a rake of fags. 113 00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,134 Whoever's in the mood for one. 114 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,004 Is he?No! 115 00:09:34,529 --> 00:09:35,748 [MUTTERS UNINTELLIGIBLY] 116 00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:39,012 You're behavin' awful unusual. 117 00:09:48,456 --> 00:09:49,153 [DOOR CLOSES] 118 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,027 What are you doin' here? 119 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,641 Was the pub closed? 120 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,860 No, it was open. 121 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:07,258 Anything in the paper? 122 00:10:09,303 --> 00:10:10,827 Just the Civil War still.Ugh. 123 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,830 A bad do. 124 00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:28,409 Mrs. McCormick's comin' over later, Padraic. I couldn't avoid her. 125 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,020 I don't know if you're gonna be in or out, but you're usually out. 126 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,065 Am I? 127 00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:33,893 You are. Yeah, you know you are. 128 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,242 I don't care, Siobhan. 129 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,723 This is your house, too. 130 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,043 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 131 00:10:55,436 --> 00:10:56,350 [BIRDS SQUAWK] 132 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:08,580 Is it six years since your mammy and daddy died, Siobhan, 133 00:11:08,754 --> 00:11:11,322 or is it seven years since they died? 134 00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:15,413 It's coming up to eight years, Mrs. McCormick, aye. 135 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,676 Is it comin' up to eight years? 136 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,462 Doesn't time be flyin'? 137 00:11:21,636 --> 00:11:23,638 Aye, when you're havin' fun. 138 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,205 Oh, be off to the pub now, Padraic, 139 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,729 if you're gonna be annoyin' us. 140 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,600 I don't have to be down there every night, do I? 141 00:11:30,297 --> 00:11:30,994 [SCOFFS] 142 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:36,086 ColmSonnyLarry's scared him off, I suppose. 143 00:11:38,653 --> 00:11:41,004 What did you hear of ColmSonnyLarry? 144 00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:43,746 Didn't you and he used to be the best of friends? 145 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,399 We're still the best of friends. 146 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:46,400 MRS. McCORMICK: No, you're not.Who says we're not? 147 00:11:46,574 --> 00:11:47,793 She says. 148 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,839 Ah, for God's sake, Siobhan. 149 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,493 I said nothing of the like, Mrs. McCormick! I was just chatting. 150 00:11:52,667 --> 00:11:54,495 Now, you go off to Jonjo's, Padraic, 151 00:11:54,669 --> 00:11:56,410 and don't be getting under our feet. 152 00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,456 Sure, Mrs. McCormick never gets a chance to come over for a chat. 153 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,023 She never gets a chance 'cause you avoid her. 154 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:01,502 I do not avoid her! 155 00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:03,417 You hide behind walls if she's coming up the road. 156 00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,594 [DOOR OPENS]I do not! 157 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,640 h... hide behind walls. 158 00:12:08,814 --> 00:12:10,468 [DOOR SHUTS][SIOBHAN SIGHS] 159 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:15,473 [CANNON AND RIFLE FIRE IN DISTANCE] 160 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,001 Good luck to ye. 161 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,570 Whatever it is you're fightin' about. 162 00:12:32,707 --> 00:12:35,058 [FOLK BAND PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC] 163 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,473 I didn't hear there was to be a session. 164 00:12:59,647 --> 00:13:01,127 Last-minute thing. 165 00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:02,520 Colm decided. 166 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,091 All the ladies love Colm, you know. Always did. 167 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,484 Yeah? That's not true. 168 00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:12,051 [DOOR OPENS] 169 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,879 You're still barred, Dominic! Out! 170 00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:15,489 You said barred until April. 171 00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:16,360 What are we now? 172 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,752 April. 173 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:18,841 Well, put that stick outside anyways, 174 00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:20,407 and don't be bothering the women. 175 00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:21,278 There's women? 176 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,410 There is women. 177 00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:24,411 And good ones. 178 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,025 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 179 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,289 [MIDTEMPO BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 180 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,206 ♪♪ Well, I took out my dog 181 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,035 ♪♪ And him I did shoot 182 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:45,780 ♪♪ All down in the County Kildare... 183 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,653 If we sat next to Colm, the women would have to talk to us too, 184 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,960 and then we could get at them with our small talk. 185 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,875 I'm happy enough sittin' here, now. 186 00:13:53,614 --> 00:13:55,312 Are ya, yeah? 187 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:56,791 Are ya happy enough, yeah? 188 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,576 ♪♪ So fill up your glasses 189 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,230 ♪♪ With brandy...[DOMINIC GROANS] 190 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,101 I can't stand the maudlin ones. 191 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,538 Play somethin' dancey, Colm! 192 00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:06,323 To dance to. 193 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,238 And not have that mope whining. 194 00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:16,115 [RESUMES PLAYING SAME SONG] 195 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,857 ♪♪ So be easy and free... ♪♪ 196 00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:21,904 Here, amn't I in enough trouble with him without your mouthing? 197 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,644 What trouble in are you in with him? 198 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,516 Uh, he just... 199 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,911 doesn't want to be friends with me no more. 200 00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:32,262 What is he, 12? 201 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,700 [ALL SINGING ALONG] 202 00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,832 Why does he not want to be friends with you no more? 203 00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:41,488 [SONG ENDS] 204 00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:43,534 [APPLAUSE] 205 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,364 [DOOR CREAKING] 206 00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:54,762 Shh. 207 00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,377 [WHISPERS] Daddy'll kill us if we wake him when he's been wanking. 208 00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:08,994 [FLOOR CREAKING SOFTLY] 209 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,796 You won't get into trouble for taking his poteen? 210 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,146 I will get into trouble, 211 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,104 but fuck it. 212 00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,458 I saw cannon-fire and rifle-fire on the mainland tonight. 213 00:15:38,632 --> 00:15:40,156 Did you see it? 214 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,766 That'll be the Civil War. 215 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,811 I know that, sure. 216 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,466 Me, I pay no attention to wars. I'm agin 'em. 217 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,425 Wars and soap. 218 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:54,213 I tell you this much. 219 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,172 We're good at chatting, aren't we? 220 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,347 Me and you? 221 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:04,571 Your sister, does she like to chat? 222 00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:07,705 Not as much as most women, but she'll chat, like. 223 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:08,575 She more likes reading. 224 00:16:09,837 --> 00:16:10,838 Reading? 225 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:13,711 Feckin' hell. 226 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,452 Reading. 227 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,502 And did you ever see her with no clothes on? 228 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,029 I didn't. 229 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,857 Did you not, and you her brother? 230 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,123 Not even as a child? 231 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,907 I don't like to be chattin' about these types of things, Dominic! 232 00:16:36,081 --> 00:16:37,082 What types of things? 233 00:16:37,256 --> 00:16:38,997 Sisters with no clothes on! 234 00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:40,868 You saw my daddy with no clothes on. 235 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,393 And till the day I die, I'll wish I hadn't. 236 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,742 Sure, don't I know it. 237 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,876 The tiny, brown cock on him. 238 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,059 [PADRAIC SIGHS] 239 00:16:57,363 --> 00:16:58,843 What's the matter with him? 240 00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:03,543 Maybe bad news he's had? 241 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,284 Daddy? 242 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,679 No, ColmSonnyLarry. 243 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,333 Didn't I tell ya I'd be off if you went 244 00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:11,856 whining about that lummox one more time? 245 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,339 I tell ya, it didn't look like he had bad news tonight. 246 00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:18,950 It looked like a weight was lifted from his shoulders tonight. 247 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,299 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 248 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,870 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 249 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:31,963 [COWBELL JINGLES] 250 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,281 [COWBELL JINGLING] 251 00:18:13,787 --> 00:18:15,006 [CHUCKLING SOFTLY] 252 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,922 [COWBELL JINGLING] 253 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,592 Just bringing me cows past. 254 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,071 What? 255 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,334 I was just bringing me cows past. 256 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,727 I wasn't, you know, trying to... 257 00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:42,468 You don't usually bring them this way. 258 00:18:42,642 --> 00:18:43,817 I don't, but then the little fella 259 00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:45,645 took a fright at a hen on the corner, so... 260 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:50,433 I only... 261 00:18:51,912 --> 00:18:53,218 [CHUCKLES] 262 00:18:53,392 --> 00:18:55,438 I only just saw what month we changed to yesterday. 263 00:19:00,094 --> 00:19:01,357 More fool me? 264 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,101 Changed to April. 265 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,199 So, will I be callin' for ya on me way to the pub later? 266 00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:21,855 I will so. 267 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,945 Anyways, 268 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:26,425 I better chase after these goons 269 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,905 for they're gettin' away from me. 270 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,040 Maybe they don't like me no more neither. 271 00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,568 See you at 2:00, so, Colm. 272 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,010 Why don't you come down for a sherry later? 273 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,794 There's no need to be stuck inside on a nice day. 274 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,189 I will so. 275 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,234 How's the book? 276 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,715 It's sad. 277 00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:57,761 Sad? 278 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,110 Well, you should read a not sad one, Siobhan, 279 00:19:59,284 --> 00:20:00,198 else you might get sad. 280 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,375 SIOBHAN: Hmm. 281 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,166 Do you never get lonely, Padraic? 282 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:17,650 Never get what? 283 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,436 [SIGHS] Lonely. 284 00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:23,830 Do I never get lonely? 285 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,183 What's the matter with everybody? 286 00:20:31,838 --> 00:20:33,144 Jesus. 287 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,236 "Lonely." Fecking hell. 288 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,551 [OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 289 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:51,510 Colm? 290 00:21:02,521 --> 00:21:03,522 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 291 00:21:15,142 --> 00:21:15,839 [SIGHS] 292 00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:28,199 PADRAIC: Pint, Jonjo. 293 00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,298 [SOFTLY] How's he seem? 294 00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:42,561 Grand, I think. With me, anyways. 295 00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:53,877 What are you doing? 296 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:57,010 Oh, so you're gonna be an eejit again today, is it? 297 00:21:57,184 --> 00:21:59,143 Amn't I allowed to have a quiet pint on me own, Padraic? 298 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:01,014 Well, don't ask a man to call up to ya at your fecking house, so, 299 00:22:01,188 --> 00:22:02,929 like he has nothing better to do with his fecking time. 300 00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:05,279 I didn't ask you to call up to me at me house. 301 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:06,846 And you do have nothing better to do with your fecking time. 302 00:22:07,020 --> 00:22:08,457 Huh? 303 00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:11,068 You do have nothing better to do with your fecking time. 304 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,157 I know I've nothing better to do with me fecking time, 305 00:22:13,331 --> 00:22:15,289 but there's better things I could be doing with me fecking time 306 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,074 than to be calling up to ya at your house, Colm Doherty! 307 00:22:18,031 --> 00:22:18,728 Like what? 308 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:20,643 Huh? 309 00:22:20,947 --> 00:22:22,079 Like what else could you be doin'? 310 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:24,995 Reading. 311 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,039 Reading, yeah? 312 00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,391 Me, this morning... 313 00:22:31,697 --> 00:22:32,611 this I wrote. 314 00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,747 [PLAYING MELODIOUS TUNE] 315 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:07,254 Tomorrow, I'll write the second part of it. 316 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,301 And the day after, I'll write the third part of it. 317 00:23:10,475 --> 00:23:12,346 And by Wednesday, there'll be a new tune in the world, 318 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,349 which wouldn't have been there if I'd spent the week 319 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:17,264 listening to your bollocks, Padraic Suilleabhain. 320 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,703 So, do you want to take your pint outside, 321 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,183 or do you want me to take my pint outside? 322 00:23:23,357 --> 00:23:25,055 I'll take my pint outside, 323 00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:26,448 'cause it's a shite tune anyways, 324 00:23:26,752 --> 00:23:28,101 I wouldn't bother with it. 325 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:44,248 [EXHALES SHAKILY] 326 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,960 I was too harsh yesterday. 327 00:24:01,134 --> 00:24:03,354 Yesterday, he says. 328 00:24:03,528 --> 00:24:05,791 I know well you was too harsh yesterday. 329 00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:06,662 And today. 330 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:08,881 I just, uh... 331 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:15,235 I just have this tremendous sense of time slippin' away on me, Padraic. 332 00:24:15,409 --> 00:24:17,281 And I think I need to spend the time I have left 333 00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:19,457 thinking and composing. 334 00:24:21,415 --> 00:24:23,461 Just trying not to listen 335 00:24:23,635 --> 00:24:25,332 to any more of the dull things that you have to say for yourself. 336 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,465 But I'm sorry about it. I am, like. 337 00:24:29,989 --> 00:24:30,642 Are you dying? 338 00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:32,383 No, I'm not dying. 339 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,126 But then you've loads of time. 340 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,780 For chatting? 341 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,043 Aye.For aimless chatting? 342 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,828 Not for aimless chatting. For good, normal chatting. 343 00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:47,006 So, we'll keep aimlessly chatting 344 00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:49,356 and me life'll keep dwindling. 345 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:53,360 And in 12 years, I'll die with nothin' to show for it 346 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:56,450 bar the chats I've had with a limited man, is that it? 347 00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:01,412 I said, "Not aimless chatting." 348 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:05,024 I said, "Good, normal chatting." 349 00:25:05,198 --> 00:25:08,158 The other night, two hours you spent talking to me 350 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:10,595 about the things you found in your little donkey's shite that day. 351 00:25:10,769 --> 00:25:13,206 Two hours, Padraic. I timed it. 352 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,687 Well, it wasn't me little donkey's shite, was it? 353 00:25:15,861 --> 00:25:18,385 It was me pony's shite, which shows how much you were listenin'. 354 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,518 None of it helps me, do you understand? 355 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:22,999 None of it helps me. 356 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:33,792 We'll just chat about somethin' else then. 357 00:25:43,236 --> 00:25:44,237 [SIGHS] 358 00:25:58,643 --> 00:25:59,818 What's the matter with ya? 359 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,211 Nothin'. 360 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:02,560 Aren't we going for a sherry? 361 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:03,735 Don't feel like it. 362 00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:08,740 No, I'm not having this again today! 363 00:26:13,745 --> 00:26:15,921 Hey! What the hell's going on with you and me fecking brother? 364 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,488 Don't come in here shouting the odds at me 365 00:26:17,662 --> 00:26:18,707 in the middle of the fecking day, all right, Siobhan? 366 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,360 You can't just all of a sudden 367 00:26:20,534 --> 00:26:21,884 stop being friends with a fella! 368 00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:23,929 Why can't I? 369 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,932 Why can't ya? Because it isn't nice. 370 00:26:27,106 --> 00:26:28,020 Do you want a sherry, Siobhan? 371 00:26:28,194 --> 00:26:29,413 No!Righty-ho. 372 00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:30,719 Has he said somethin' to ya when he was drunk? 373 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,285 No, I prefer him when he's drunk. 374 00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:34,244 It's all the rest of the time I have the problem with. 375 00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:36,028 What's the fecking matter, then? 376 00:26:36,202 --> 00:26:37,203 He's dull, Siobhan. 377 00:26:38,465 --> 00:26:39,162 He's what? 378 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:41,381 He's dull. 379 00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:47,518 But he's always been dull. What's changed? 380 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,521 I've changed. 381 00:26:50,695 --> 00:26:53,829 I just don't have a place for dullness in me life anymore. 382 00:26:56,309 --> 00:26:58,660 But you live on an island off the coast of Ireland, Colm. 383 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,575 What the hell are you hoping for, like? 384 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,403 For a bit of peace, Siobhan. That's all. 385 00:27:05,231 --> 00:27:06,929 For a bit of peace in me heart, like. 386 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:11,150 You can understand that. Can't ya? 387 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:21,639 Can't ya? 388 00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:27,645 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 389 00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:07,206 Do you think I'm dull? 390 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:10,253 No. 'Cause you're not dull, you're nice. 391 00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:12,168 That's what I thought. I mean, I'm a happy lad. 392 00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:15,345 Or I was. 393 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:17,651 Till me best friend started acting the gilly-gooly. 394 00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:20,002 It's him, Padraic. 395 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:23,701 Maybe he's just depressed. 396 00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:26,791 [WHISPERS] That's what I was thinking, that he's depressed. 397 00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:29,838 [NORMALLY] Well, if he is, 398 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:30,969 he could at least keep it to himself, like. 399 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:32,449 You know, push it down, like the rest of us. 400 00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:33,929 [COWBELL JINGLES] 401 00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:36,975 No, Jenny! [SNAPS FINGERS] Out! 402 00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:37,976 [COWBELL JINGLES]Out! 403 00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,154 She just wants a bit of company, Siobhan. 404 00:28:42,328 --> 00:28:43,460 Animals is for outside, I've told ya. 405 00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:44,635 [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY] 406 00:28:48,987 --> 00:28:52,425 And people don't be laughing at me behind me back, 407 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,123 do they? 408 00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:55,515 No. Why would they be? 409 00:28:55,689 --> 00:28:57,648 They don't think I'm dim or anything? 410 00:28:58,344 --> 00:28:59,345 Dim? 411 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:00,999 No. 412 00:29:03,349 --> 00:29:04,524 You don't seem very sure about it. 413 00:29:04,698 --> 00:29:05,961 Of course, I'm sure about it. 414 00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:10,052 Dominic's the dim one on the island, isn't he? 415 00:29:11,270 --> 00:29:13,272 He is, aye. By miles. 416 00:29:15,274 --> 00:29:17,450 Uh, hang on, by miles. 417 00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:19,061 And then, who's the next dimmest? 418 00:29:19,235 --> 00:29:20,540 Well, I don't like to judge people 419 00:29:20,714 --> 00:29:21,890 in those terms now, do I? 420 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:23,369 In what terms?In order of their dimness. 421 00:29:23,543 --> 00:29:25,154 Well, I know you don't. And neither do I, do I? 422 00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:26,242 But try, like.No! 423 00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:27,896 I won't try. 424 00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,507 There's enough judgy people on this fecking island, so no! 425 00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,291 You're not dim! 426 00:29:32,465 --> 00:29:34,424 You're a nice man, all right? So, move on! 427 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,210 I'm as clever as you, anyways. 428 00:29:38,384 --> 00:29:39,385 I know that at least. 429 00:29:39,559 --> 00:29:41,170 [UNDER BREATH] Yeah, don't be fecking stupid. 430 00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:43,128 Huh? 431 00:29:43,302 --> 00:29:45,391 [BELL TOLLING][PEACEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 432 00:29:46,653 --> 00:29:48,046 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 433 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:23,473 [PEACEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 434 00:30:29,609 --> 00:30:30,872 What happened to you? 435 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,135 Me daddy discovered the poteen situation. 436 00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:34,484 SIOBHAN: Oh, Jesus, Dominic! 437 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,399 You poor thing, ya. 438 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,183 What the hell was he hittin' you with? 439 00:30:38,357 --> 00:30:39,663 A kettle was the final thing. 440 00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:41,056 I wouldn'ta minded, but for the spout. 441 00:30:42,535 --> 00:30:43,536 Do you want a ride to church? 442 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:44,842 Uh, feck them gobshites! 443 00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:46,365 Dominic! 444 00:30:46,539 --> 00:30:49,064 But could I stay the night with ye the night? 445 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,152 Just for the one night, like? 446 00:30:50,804 --> 00:30:52,589 SIOBHAN: Mm... 447 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,287 Well, just the one night, mind. 448 00:30:55,461 --> 00:30:57,855 Nice! I'll see ye for supper, so. 449 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,291 [CHUCKLES] Whoo-hoo! 450 00:31:07,821 --> 00:31:10,955 [PRAYING IN LATIN] 451 00:31:16,830 --> 00:31:18,528 [GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING] 452 00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:35,762 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 453 00:31:43,727 --> 00:31:45,207 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 454 00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:47,339 It's eight weeks since my last confession, I think. 455 00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:50,255 Go on, Colm. 456 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,344 [SIGHS] Just the usual, I suppose, Father. 457 00:31:52,518 --> 00:31:55,521 The drinking and the impure thoughts. 458 00:31:55,695 --> 00:31:57,436 And a bit of pride, I suppose. 459 00:31:57,610 --> 00:32:00,309 Although I never really saw that as a sin, but sure I'm here now. 460 00:32:01,527 --> 00:32:02,224 And 461 00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:05,096 how's the despair? 462 00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,926 Not so much of it of late. Thanks be. 463 00:32:11,885 --> 00:32:13,670 And why aren't you talking to Padraic Suilleabhain no more? 464 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,762 That wouldn't be a sin, now, would it, Father? 465 00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:22,244 It wouldn't be a sin, no, but it's not very nice either, is it? 466 00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:26,074 Who told you? 467 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:28,772 It's an island, Colm. Word gets around. 468 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,298 Also, Padraic asked me to put in a word, like. 469 00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:35,387 I see. 470 00:32:35,561 --> 00:32:36,301 So... 471 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,436 It isn't him you have the impure thoughts about, is it? 472 00:32:41,828 --> 00:32:44,048 Are you joking me? 473 00:32:44,222 --> 00:32:46,964 I mean, are you fecking joking me? 474 00:32:47,138 --> 00:32:50,663 People do have impure thoughts about men, too. 475 00:32:50,837 --> 00:32:52,361 Do you have impure thoughts about men, Father? 476 00:32:54,058 --> 00:32:56,843 I do not have impure thoughts about men. 477 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:59,977 And how dare you say that about a man of the cloth? 478 00:33:00,151 --> 00:33:02,197 Well, you started it. 479 00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:04,895 Well, you can get out of my confessional right now, so you can. 480 00:33:05,069 --> 00:33:06,592 And I'm not forgiving you any of these things 481 00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:08,594 until the next time, so I'm not! 482 00:33:08,768 --> 00:33:09,987 Well, I better not be dying in the meantime then, eh, Father? 483 00:33:10,161 --> 00:33:10,857 I'll be pure fucked! 484 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,295 You will be pure fucked! 485 00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:16,559 Yes, you will be pure fucked! 486 00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:33,315 Pint, Colm? 487 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,710 If you don't stop talkin' to me, 488 00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:39,712 and if you don't stop botherin' me, 489 00:33:39,886 --> 00:33:41,714 or sendin' your sister or your priest to bother me... 490 00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:43,281 I didn't send me sister to bother you, did I? 491 00:33:43,455 --> 00:33:44,804 She has her own mind. 492 00:33:44,978 --> 00:33:46,719 Although, I did send the priest though, you have me there. 493 00:33:46,893 --> 00:33:49,157 What I've decided to do is this. 494 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:51,333 I have a set of shears at home. 495 00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:54,336 And each time you bother me from this day on, 496 00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,120 I'll take those shears 497 00:33:56,294 --> 00:33:57,687 and I'll take one of me fingers off with them. 498 00:33:58,905 --> 00:34:00,429 And I'll give that finger to ya. 499 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:03,301 A finger from me left hand. Me fiddle hand. 500 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,521 And each day you bother me more, 501 00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:07,044 another I'll take off and I'll give ya 502 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:09,699 until you see sense enough to stop. 503 00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:12,745 Or until I have no fingers left. 504 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:14,486 Does this make things clearer to ya? 505 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:17,620 Not really, no. 506 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:18,708 Because I don't want 507 00:34:18,882 --> 00:34:19,665 to hurt your feelings, Padraic. 508 00:34:19,839 --> 00:34:20,884 I don't, like. 509 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,060 But it feels like the drastic 510 00:34:23,234 --> 00:34:24,627 is the only option left open to me. 511 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:27,020 You've loads of options left open to ya. 512 00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:28,979 How's fingers the first port of call? 513 00:34:29,153 --> 00:34:33,114 Please, don't talk to me 514 00:34:33,418 --> 00:34:36,117 no more, Padraic. Please. 515 00:34:36,421 --> 00:34:37,857 I'm begging you. 516 00:34:38,031 --> 00:34:39,772 But...JONJO: Shush, like, Padraic. 517 00:34:39,946 --> 00:34:41,861 Just, you know, shush, like.Yeah, I'd shush, like. 518 00:34:42,035 --> 00:34:43,733 I will shush. 519 00:34:46,779 --> 00:34:48,738 Except me and me sister were thinking 520 00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:51,697 [SOFTLY] you might just be a bit depressed, Colm. 521 00:34:51,871 --> 00:34:55,440 And I tell you this much, fingers just confirms it. 522 00:34:56,963 --> 00:34:59,227 Don't you think, Colm? 523 00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:02,665 Starting from now. 524 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:16,287 [DOOR OPENS] 525 00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,249 [DOOR CLOSES] 526 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:22,902 Well, I never heard the like. 527 00:35:23,076 --> 00:35:24,861 I never heard the like. He must really not like you, Padraic. 528 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:26,602 Fingers! 529 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:27,820 Jesus. He's serious, lads. 530 00:35:27,994 --> 00:35:29,431 JONJO: He is serious! 531 00:35:29,735 --> 00:35:31,084 You can see it in his eyes he's serious. 532 00:35:31,259 --> 00:35:32,869 Just because he thinks you're dull. 533 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:34,218 That's going overboard! 534 00:35:34,392 --> 00:35:35,828 Who told you about the dull? 535 00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:38,527 Well, I overheard it. 536 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,181 Like, what was I supposed to do? 537 00:35:40,485 --> 00:35:42,052 I don't think you're dull. 538 00:35:42,226 --> 00:35:44,272 And jeez, if I was to cut something off meself 539 00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:48,058 for every dull person that came in here, I'd only have me head left. 540 00:35:48,232 --> 00:35:49,102 Do you think I'm dull, Gerry? 541 00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:50,191 No. 542 00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:54,325 That said, 543 00:35:54,499 --> 00:35:57,372 I did think the two of ye always made a funny pairing, like. 544 00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,461 No, we didn't.JONJO: Yeah, ye did. 545 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:01,202 Ye did. Obviously, ye did. 546 00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:04,074 'Cause now he'd rather maim himself than talk to ya. 547 00:36:04,248 --> 00:36:05,902 Colm was always more of a thinker. 548 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:06,990 Huh? 549 00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:09,166 Why's every... I think. 550 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:10,385 Ah, you don't, Padraic. 551 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:12,300 You don't, Padraic.Your sister does. 552 00:36:12,474 --> 00:36:13,997 Your sister does, aye. Siobhan does.You're more of a... 553 00:36:14,171 --> 00:36:15,390 You're more of a... What is he? 554 00:36:15,564 --> 00:36:17,435 You're more one of life's good guys. 555 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,655 You're more one of life's good guys, aye. 556 00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:20,960 Apart from when you're drunk. 557 00:36:21,134 --> 00:36:23,485 Apart from when you're drunk, aye. 558 00:36:23,789 --> 00:36:26,139 I used to think that'd be a nice thing to be. 559 00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:28,707 One of life's good guys. 560 00:36:28,881 --> 00:36:31,144 And now, it sounds like the worst thing I ever heard. 561 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:32,494 Ah, don't take it like that, Padraic. 562 00:36:32,668 --> 00:36:34,409 Don't take it like that, Padraic. 563 00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,671 We're on your side. 564 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:39,109 [GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING] 565 00:36:49,902 --> 00:36:51,339 What are you smiling at? 566 00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,434 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 567 00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:18,844 What's this mope so mopey for? He's just a fecking man, lads! 568 00:37:19,018 --> 00:37:20,237 A fat, ginger man! 569 00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,109 Ay yi yi. 570 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:26,069 I'll tell ya this much. Ye two are awful mopey hosts. 571 00:37:26,243 --> 00:37:28,245 Luckily, you won't have to put up with us more than one night, so, 572 00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,116 and try eatin' with your mouth closed. 573 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,596 Where are we now, France? 574 00:37:31,770 --> 00:37:33,076 Will you tell him, Padraic? 575 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,513 Aye, stop being a little fecking bollocks, Dominic. 576 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:37,385 No. Just about the mouth thing. 577 00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:42,303 Colm Doherty and his fat fecking fingers. 578 00:37:42,477 --> 00:37:43,782 He probably wouldn't even be able 579 00:37:43,956 --> 00:37:45,654 to cut through the blubber on them fingers. 580 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:47,133 Would you not want him to have to do the one finger 581 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,526 to see if he was bluffing, like? 582 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:49,701 No, we wouldn't. 583 00:37:49,875 --> 00:37:51,312 That's what I'd have him do, 584 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,314 I'd have him do the one finger to see if he was bluffin'. 585 00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:55,098 'Cause worst comes to worst, 586 00:37:55,272 --> 00:37:56,926 he can still play the fiddle with four fingers, I'll bet ya. 587 00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,319 Or the banjo. 588 00:37:58,623 --> 00:37:59,624 We don't want any of that. 589 00:37:59,798 --> 00:38:01,104 We just want nothing to do with him no more. 590 00:38:01,278 --> 00:38:02,932 You don't. This gom does. 591 00:38:03,976 --> 00:38:05,326 I am a gom, is right. 592 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,240 You're not a gom![DOMINIC SIGHS] 593 00:38:08,894 --> 00:38:10,374 DOMINIC: Jeez. 594 00:38:10,548 --> 00:38:12,333 This is a depressing house. 595 00:38:12,637 --> 00:38:14,683 Would you prefer your own, so? 596 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:16,293 I've heard it's a barrel of fecking laughs. 597 00:38:17,076 --> 00:38:18,774 Well, touche. 598 00:38:19,644 --> 00:38:20,993 Too what? 599 00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:23,169 Che. Touche. It's from the French. 600 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:38,359 And how is it, Siobhan, that you was never married? 601 00:38:42,841 --> 00:38:44,060 It's none of your fecking business 602 00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:45,975 how I was never fecking married. 603 00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:46,932 How isn't it? 604 00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,021 How isn't it? 605 00:38:50,109 --> 00:38:50,893 Was you never wild? 606 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:55,724 Wild? Was I never wild? 607 00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:57,552 I don't know what you're talkin' about, Dominic. 608 00:38:57,726 --> 00:38:59,858 Wild, how? Angry? 609 00:39:00,032 --> 00:39:01,686 'Cause I'm gettin' angry now, I can tell ya! 610 00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:03,253 Not angry. Wild. 611 00:39:03,427 --> 00:39:04,994 You just keep sayin' wild, Dominic! 612 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,604 Wild!My brother told you, didn't he? 613 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:07,866 That you'd be out in the road 614 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,781 if you started talking stupid to me? 615 00:39:09,955 --> 00:39:11,870 He said creepy, not stupid. 616 00:39:12,044 --> 00:39:13,002 Well, you've failed on both counts, haven't ya? 617 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:14,177 I have. 618 00:39:17,136 --> 00:39:18,834 I'm off to bed and he's not stayin' here another night, Padraic. 619 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:20,575 I don't care how depressed you are. 620 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,185 I'd rather have the donkey in. 621 00:39:24,056 --> 00:39:24,753 [DOOR SHUTS] 622 00:39:27,712 --> 00:39:29,627 Foiled again. 623 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,412 But "faint heart" and all that. 624 00:39:40,159 --> 00:39:41,160 Here. 625 00:39:42,901 --> 00:39:45,338 Ye two, ye'll be all right. 626 00:39:47,384 --> 00:39:48,167 Will we be? 627 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,524 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 628 00:40:05,794 --> 00:40:06,795 [CLICKING TONGUE] 629 00:40:38,304 --> 00:40:39,392 Hello there, Mrs. O'Riordan, I've the milk outside for ya. 630 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,177 So, it's the two weeks you owe me for now, I think. 631 00:40:41,351 --> 00:40:43,048 Nobody has a lick of news 632 00:40:43,222 --> 00:40:45,398 for us from your side of the island, Padraic. 633 00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:46,791 Are you going to be the same as them? 634 00:40:46,965 --> 00:40:48,140 I am, Mrs. O'Riordan, I'm afraid. 635 00:40:48,314 --> 00:40:50,055 And I'm in a bit of a rush, so... 636 00:40:50,229 --> 00:40:53,232 Eileen Coughlan had no news. 637 00:40:53,406 --> 00:40:56,018 Vincent Shaughnessy had no news. 638 00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,324 It was a poor old week for news. But then it is, sometimes. 639 00:40:58,499 --> 00:41:01,240 ColmSonnyLarry, he had no news. 640 00:41:01,414 --> 00:41:02,894 Did he not? 641 00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:04,766 That man never talks. 642 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,811 Eh, he talks sometimes.Up himself. 643 00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:09,292 Aye, aye, anyways, so, it's the two weeks you owe me for now, Mrs. O'Riordan. 644 00:41:09,466 --> 00:41:10,511 As I was sayin'. 645 00:41:10,815 --> 00:41:11,599 [REGISTER DINGS] 646 00:41:15,167 --> 00:41:16,386 Ladies. 647 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,474 Oh, it's Peadar. 648 00:41:17,648 --> 00:41:20,042 Peadar always has a rake of news. 649 00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:22,479 What news have you, Peadar?PEADAR: News, is it? 650 00:41:22,653 --> 00:41:25,221 Fella killed himself, over Rosmuck way. 651 00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:27,136 Walked into a lake for himself. 652 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,747 Twenty-nine and nothing wrong with him, the fool. 653 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,401 God love us! 654 00:41:31,575 --> 00:41:33,534 PEADAR: No, not "God love us." Fool! 655 00:41:33,838 --> 00:41:34,839 Another fella, 656 00:41:35,013 --> 00:41:36,449 Protestant, of course, 657 00:41:36,624 --> 00:41:38,713 stabbed his missus in Letterkenny. 658 00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:40,628 Six times he stabbed her. 659 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:43,065 Good God! And did she die, Peadar? 660 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,849 She did die, aye. 661 00:41:45,154 --> 00:41:46,764 It wasn't with a spoon he was stabbin' her. 662 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,374 That's a lot of news. 663 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:51,900 This man has no news, don't ya not? No-Newsy! 664 00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:53,336 [PEADAR LAUGHS] 665 00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:55,207 Stukes never have news.MRS. O'RIORDAN: Stukes! 666 00:41:55,381 --> 00:41:56,818 [LAUGHS] Funny. 667 00:41:57,122 --> 00:41:59,864 There was a bit of news I remembered, Mrs. O'Riordan. 668 00:42:00,038 --> 00:42:02,040 Dominic Kearney's father beat Dominic senseless 669 00:42:02,214 --> 00:42:03,433 with a kettle Saturday, 670 00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:05,391 and is staying with me and me sister, Dominic is. 671 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,045 So, at least his father'll take a bit of a break 672 00:42:07,219 --> 00:42:07,916 from his beatin' of him. 673 00:42:09,134 --> 00:42:10,962 And him, a policeman. 674 00:42:11,136 --> 00:42:13,095 Isn't that news? 675 00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:15,532 Ar, that Dominic's an awful little bollocks. 676 00:42:15,837 --> 00:42:16,925 That's no news. 677 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:19,362 Still, he was in a bad way when I came upon him. 678 00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:21,582 I'd beat him with a kettle meself if I wasn't old. 679 00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:24,019 It's news is all I'm sayin'. 680 00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:26,369 That's no news. That's shite news. 681 00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:28,023 Okay, so, Mrs. O'Riordan, thanks for the... 682 00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:30,416 I'll see ya when I see ya. 683 00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:34,682 [DOOR THUDS, BELL RINGS] 684 00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:39,469 [BIRDS SQUAWK IN DISTANCE] 685 00:42:49,435 --> 00:42:50,436 [THUDS] 686 00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:54,136 And you can tell that skitter of a son of mine 687 00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:56,094 he'd better be home by teatime, 688 00:42:56,268 --> 00:42:57,966 or it's over to batter the both of ye I'll be, 689 00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,489 and your dreary fecking sister, too! 690 00:43:03,275 --> 00:43:04,276 [GROANS] 691 00:43:10,369 --> 00:43:11,762 Oh, hello there, Colm. 692 00:43:11,936 --> 00:43:14,286 Will I see you at Jonjo's tonight for that pint you owe me? 693 00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:15,461 I owe you no pin... 694 00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:17,333 You will, Peadar. 695 00:43:17,507 --> 00:43:18,813 Good man yourself. 696 00:43:25,558 --> 00:43:27,560 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 697 00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:08,210 [SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES] 698 00:44:22,398 --> 00:44:23,529 [SOBBING] 699 00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:31,886 Whoa, stand. 700 00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:33,626 Stand. 701 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:00,349 [MELODIOUS FIDDLE MUSIC PLAYING] 702 00:45:39,214 --> 00:45:39,910 [EXHALES] 703 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:44,697 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 704 00:46:08,547 --> 00:46:10,245 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 705 00:46:12,725 --> 00:46:13,770 [WHISPERING] What's that, Jenny? 706 00:46:16,425 --> 00:46:17,556 Will we go to the pub for ourselves? 707 00:46:19,602 --> 00:46:20,821 We will. Come on. 708 00:46:38,534 --> 00:46:40,623 One drink you're havin', lady, then it's off home with ya. 709 00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:43,060 I've a shirt that wants ironing for the morning. 710 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:46,455 Okay, Daddy. 711 00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:50,111 Aye. Off to the mainland in the morning I'm headin'. 712 00:46:50,415 --> 00:46:51,764 That's why I need the clean shirt, like. 713 00:46:53,941 --> 00:46:56,160 "And why are you off to the mainland in the mornin', Peadar?" 714 00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:58,902 Oh, thanks for asking, Colm. I'll tell ya why. 715 00:46:59,076 --> 00:47:00,425 They've asked for extra manpower 716 00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:02,427 for a couple of the [WHISPERS] executions 717 00:47:02,601 --> 00:47:04,777 [NORMALLY] in case there's any kind of a to-do, like. 718 00:47:04,952 --> 00:47:07,258 Six bob and a free lunch they're payin' me. 719 00:47:07,432 --> 00:47:09,695 And sure I'd have gone for nothin'. 720 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:12,263 I've always wanted to see an execution, haven't you? 721 00:47:12,437 --> 00:47:14,178 Although, I'd have preferred a hanging. 722 00:47:14,352 --> 00:47:16,006 Who are they executin'? 723 00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:18,748 The Free State lads are executin' a couple of the IRA lads. 724 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:21,838 Or is it the other way around? 725 00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:23,579 [SCOFFS] 726 00:47:23,753 --> 00:47:26,712 I find it hard to follow these days. 727 00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,584 Wasn't it so much easier when we was all on the same side, 728 00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,716 and it was just the English we was killin'? 729 00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:33,545 I think it was. I preferred it. 730 00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,634 But you don't care who's executin' who? 731 00:47:35,808 --> 00:47:38,202 For six bob and a free lunch, I don't care! 732 00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:39,812 They could be executin' you. [CHUCKLES] 733 00:47:41,118 --> 00:47:42,554 Why don't you come with me? 734 00:47:42,728 --> 00:47:44,817 You could write a miserable feckin' song about it. 735 00:47:47,995 --> 00:47:49,561 Nah, I'm only messin'. 736 00:47:49,735 --> 00:47:51,650 [MUFFLED FOLK MUSIC PLAYING] 737 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,240 Who are them? 738 00:48:16,545 --> 00:48:18,329 Music students, I think, from Lisdoonvarna. 739 00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:22,246 [TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 740 00:48:30,689 --> 00:48:33,475 Another whisky, anyways, Jonjo. 741 00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:36,217 Jeez, you're goin' at it at a fair old lick tonight, Padraic. 742 00:48:36,391 --> 00:48:38,349 Yeah? What's it to ya? 743 00:48:39,394 --> 00:48:40,743 [DRUM INTRO PLAYS] 744 00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:47,184 [PLAYING TRADITIONAL MARCH MUSIC] 745 00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:10,686 Padraic, don't now... 746 00:49:14,777 --> 00:49:15,908 Go get Siobhan, Dominic, would ya? 747 00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:20,261 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 748 00:49:20,565 --> 00:49:21,914 PEADAR: What are you after, gobshite? 749 00:49:22,089 --> 00:49:23,742 Another beatin', is it? 750 00:49:23,916 --> 00:49:25,875 You, copper, I'm allowed to chat to you, aren't I? 751 00:49:26,049 --> 00:49:28,008 It's just tubbyguts I'm not allowed to talk to. 752 00:49:28,182 --> 00:49:29,792 Actually, no, I'd rather you didn't talk to me neither. 753 00:49:30,923 --> 00:49:33,056 Oh, well, anyways, 754 00:49:33,230 --> 00:49:35,319 do you want to know what the three things that I hate the most 755 00:49:35,493 --> 00:49:36,407 on Inisherin is?Not really. 756 00:49:36,842 --> 00:49:37,930 One, 757 00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:39,889 policemen. 758 00:49:40,846 --> 00:49:42,413 Two, 759 00:49:42,587 --> 00:49:43,284 pudgy fiddle players. 760 00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:46,852 And three... [VOICE CRACKS] 761 00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:49,116 Wait, I had some funny thing for three. What was it? 762 00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:51,727 Uh, I'll start again. One, um, 763 00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:53,207 policemen. 764 00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:54,338 Two... 765 00:49:55,992 --> 00:49:57,341 Pudgy fiddle players. 766 00:49:57,515 --> 00:49:59,604 PADRAIC: Pudgy fiddle players. 767 00:49:59,778 --> 00:50:01,519 And shite, what was three? 768 00:50:01,693 --> 00:50:03,260 Go on back to your own gang now, Padraic. I'm serious, now. 769 00:50:03,434 --> 00:50:04,218 [SHOUTING] Serious, are ya? 770 00:50:05,871 --> 00:50:06,829 [MUSIC HALTS] 771 00:50:07,003 --> 00:50:09,092 And talkin' to me, are ya? 772 00:50:11,486 --> 00:50:12,226 DOMINIC: Siobhan! 773 00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:17,361 Padraic's out of his brains on whisky, and Colm's there. 774 00:50:17,535 --> 00:50:18,667 You'd better come. 775 00:50:26,022 --> 00:50:28,590 You, Colm Doherty, do you know what you used to be? 776 00:50:28,764 --> 00:50:30,592 No, Padraic, what did I used to be? 777 00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:31,549 Nice! 778 00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:33,899 You used to be nice! 779 00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:36,554 Didn't he not? 780 00:50:36,728 --> 00:50:38,513 And now, do you know what you are? 781 00:50:38,991 --> 00:50:40,254 Not nice. 782 00:50:40,428 --> 00:50:42,604 Ah, well, 783 00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:46,129 I suppose niceness doesn't last then, does it, Padraic? 784 00:50:46,303 --> 00:50:47,957 But will I tell ya something that does last? 785 00:50:48,131 --> 00:50:50,699 What? And don't say somethin' stupid like music. 786 00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:52,875 Music lasts.Knew it! 787 00:50:53,049 --> 00:50:55,834 And paintings last. And poetry lasts. 788 00:50:56,008 --> 00:50:57,575 So does niceness.[DOOR OPENS] 789 00:51:00,926 --> 00:51:02,058 COLM: Do you know who we remember 790 00:51:02,232 --> 00:51:04,365 for how nice they was in the 17th century? 791 00:51:04,539 --> 00:51:06,758 PADRAIC: Who?Absolutely no one. 792 00:51:06,932 --> 00:51:09,892 Yet we all remember the music of the time. 793 00:51:10,066 --> 00:51:12,024 Everyone, to a man, knows Mozart's name. 794 00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,026 Well, I don't, so there goes that theory. 795 00:51:15,811 --> 00:51:17,682 And anyway, we're talkin' about niceness. 796 00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:19,597 Not whatsisname. 797 00:51:21,077 --> 00:51:23,035 My mammy, she was nice. 798 00:51:23,949 --> 00:51:26,604 I remember her. 799 00:51:26,778 --> 00:51:28,824 And my daddy, he was nice. I remember him. 800 00:51:28,998 --> 00:51:31,696 And my sister, she's nice. 801 00:51:31,870 --> 00:51:35,135 I'll remember her. Forever I'll remember her. 802 00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:37,572 COLM: And who else will?PADRAIC: "Who else will" what? 803 00:51:37,746 --> 00:51:39,791 Remember Siobhan and your niceness? 804 00:51:40,966 --> 00:51:41,663 No one will. 805 00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:43,578 In 50 years' time, 806 00:51:43,752 --> 00:51:45,623 no one will remember any of us. 807 00:51:48,017 --> 00:51:50,498 Yet the music of a man who lived two centuries ago... 808 00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,413 "Yet," he says, like he's English. 809 00:51:53,849 --> 00:51:54,980 Come home, Padraic. 810 00:51:55,155 --> 00:51:58,158 I don't give a feck about Mozart, 811 00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:00,421 or Borvoven, 812 00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:03,728 or any of them funny name feckers. 813 00:52:03,902 --> 00:52:05,339 I'm Padraic Suilleabhain. 814 00:52:07,732 --> 00:52:09,517 And I'm nice. 815 00:52:09,691 --> 00:52:11,214 SIOBHAN: [WHISPERS] Come home. 816 00:52:11,388 --> 00:52:13,608 So you'd rather be friends with this fella, would ya? 817 00:52:14,130 --> 00:52:15,784 A fella who 818 00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:17,438 beats his own son black and blue every night 819 00:52:17,742 --> 00:52:18,178 that he's not fiddling with him. 820 00:52:20,136 --> 00:52:22,617 I never told him that, Daddy. He's... He's just drunk now. 821 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:24,967 You used to be nice. 822 00:52:26,664 --> 00:52:28,013 Or did you never used to be? 823 00:52:30,842 --> 00:52:32,061 Oh, God. 824 00:52:35,238 --> 00:52:36,979 Maybe you never used to be. 825 00:52:50,949 --> 00:52:52,081 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 826 00:52:53,778 --> 00:52:55,476 I'll have a word with him, Colm. 827 00:52:55,780 --> 00:52:57,652 You don't need to do anything drastic. 828 00:52:57,826 --> 00:52:59,480 He won't be botherin' you no more. 829 00:52:59,654 --> 00:53:00,655 That's a shame. 830 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:03,832 That's the most interesting he's ever been. 831 00:53:04,006 --> 00:53:05,007 I think I like him again now. 832 00:53:05,181 --> 00:53:06,356 [MAN CHUCKLES] 833 00:53:09,011 --> 00:53:12,536 It was the 18th century, anyway. Mozart. 834 00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:14,408 Not the 17th. 835 00:53:19,978 --> 00:53:22,633 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 836 00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:25,462 [RAIN PATTERING] 837 00:53:25,636 --> 00:53:27,334 [GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING] 838 00:53:32,991 --> 00:53:33,775 [SIGHS] 839 00:53:50,487 --> 00:53:53,273 Siobhan Suilleabhain! Well, well. 840 00:53:53,447 --> 00:53:55,187 I only came in for rashers, Mrs. O'Riordan. 841 00:53:55,362 --> 00:53:56,493 I've no time to talk, I'm afraid. 842 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:57,755 Letter came for ya. 843 00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:02,760 Fell open, did it? 844 00:54:02,934 --> 00:54:04,022 Aye, in the heat, I suppose. 845 00:54:05,633 --> 00:54:06,329 [SIGHS] 846 00:54:10,942 --> 00:54:11,943 A job offer, is it? 847 00:54:19,081 --> 00:54:23,172 A job offer from a library on the mainland, is it? 848 00:54:23,346 --> 00:54:26,610 Just the rashers, please, Mrs. O'Riordan. About ten of them. 849 00:54:35,053 --> 00:54:36,751 You never tell me anything! 850 00:54:39,536 --> 00:54:40,972 Well, it'd crucify him, your leaving! 851 00:54:41,146 --> 00:54:42,670 Hey, no one's leaving! 852 00:54:58,033 --> 00:54:59,861 Listen, I didn't come down to chat. 853 00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,341 I just came down to say that all that last night 854 00:55:01,645 --> 00:55:03,038 was just the whisky talkin', Colm. 855 00:55:03,212 --> 00:55:04,213 All what last night? 856 00:55:04,387 --> 00:55:06,346 All whatever it was I was sayin'. 857 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:07,347 What were you sayin'? 858 00:55:07,651 --> 00:55:10,611 Uh... Yeah. I can't remember much of it, 859 00:55:10,915 --> 00:55:13,091 but I remember the gist of it wasn't the best. 860 00:55:13,265 --> 00:55:14,702 You always know, don't ya? 861 00:55:18,401 --> 00:55:21,143 Well, anyways, I just wanted to say I was sorry. 862 00:55:21,317 --> 00:55:22,100 Will we leave it at that? 863 00:55:24,233 --> 00:55:25,756 Why can't you just leave me alone, Padraic? 864 00:55:27,236 --> 00:55:28,803 PADRAIC: Huh? 865 00:55:28,977 --> 00:55:30,674 I've already told ya, haven't I? 866 00:55:30,848 --> 00:55:32,284 Yeah, I know. I was just... 867 00:55:32,459 --> 00:55:34,156 I mean, why can't you just leave me alone? 868 00:55:46,864 --> 00:55:48,213 What are ya doing?I don't know. 869 00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:51,086 For fuck's sake, like. 870 00:55:59,964 --> 00:56:00,878 How... How's the new tune? 871 00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:02,837 What? 872 00:56:13,978 --> 00:56:15,980 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 873 00:56:17,329 --> 00:56:19,680 Ar, for God's sake, Padraic. 874 00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:21,159 How many more times? 875 00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:24,728 I am not putting me donkey outside when I am sad, okay? 876 00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:26,426 Well, stringy bits of shite I had to pick up 877 00:56:26,730 --> 00:56:28,036 yesterday when ya let her in! 878 00:56:28,210 --> 00:56:30,081 There was no stringy bits in that donkey's shite. 879 00:56:30,255 --> 00:56:32,127 There was bits of straw, if there was anything. 880 00:56:32,301 --> 00:56:34,042 Maybe it was straw, so. 881 00:56:36,087 --> 00:56:38,133 [SIGHS] I'll get us our porridge. 882 00:56:57,761 --> 00:56:58,501 Was I awful last night? 883 00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:04,333 No, you was lovely. 884 00:57:04,507 --> 00:57:06,683 Well, I know I wasn't lovely now, Siobhan. [CHUCKLES] 885 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:09,294 You were lovely. About me, anyways. 886 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:12,472 Of course I was lovely about you. 887 00:57:12,646 --> 00:57:13,995 What else is there to be about ya? 888 00:57:14,169 --> 00:57:14,909 [SIOBHAN CHUCKLES] 889 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,084 [DOOR THUDS] 890 00:57:27,399 --> 00:57:29,401 [SOFT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 891 00:58:20,191 --> 00:58:21,192 What was that? A bird? 892 00:58:22,454 --> 00:58:23,847 What was what? 893 00:58:24,021 --> 00:58:24,848 The bang at the door. 894 00:58:25,457 --> 00:58:26,502 A bird? 895 00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:27,547 Aye.No. 896 00:58:29,244 --> 00:58:30,550 What was it, so? 897 00:58:30,724 --> 00:58:32,247 The bang at the door?Aye! 898 00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,509 What was the bang at the door?[SCOFFS] 899 00:58:33,814 --> 00:58:35,555 It was, uh... 900 00:58:35,859 --> 00:58:36,860 hard to lie... 901 00:58:37,034 --> 00:58:39,341 it was, uh... 902 00:58:39,515 --> 00:58:41,865 [HESITATES] a finger. 903 00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:44,085 [CHUCKLES] 904 00:58:45,869 --> 00:58:46,827 A what? 905 00:58:47,349 --> 00:58:48,045 Finger. 906 00:58:48,872 --> 00:58:50,352 [SHRIEKS] 907 00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:51,745 Jesus, Siobhan! You'll frighten the little fella! 908 00:58:51,919 --> 00:58:53,485 Throw it out, Padraic! 909 00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:55,313 I'm not throwing his finger out! It'll get dirt on it! 910 00:58:55,487 --> 00:58:56,663 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 911 00:58:59,317 --> 00:59:00,057 Where... Where'd you put it? 912 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,583 Shoebox. 913 00:59:03,887 --> 00:59:05,889 Oh, my. Oh, God. 914 00:59:06,063 --> 00:59:06,760 Well, 915 00:59:08,326 --> 00:59:09,240 he's serious, then. 916 00:59:26,649 --> 00:59:28,608 [PLAYING MELODIOUS TUNE] 917 01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:28,363 Do we have to have it in here while we're eating? 918 01:00:28,537 --> 01:00:30,278 Once I finish me porridge, I'll bring it back to him. 919 01:00:30,452 --> 01:00:32,584 [SCOFFS] 920 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:35,762 [CHUCKLES IN DISBELIEF] Are you feckin' stupid? 921 01:00:35,936 --> 01:00:39,156 I mean, are you feckin' stupid? 922 01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:41,332 No, I'm not feckin' stupid. We've had this discussion. 923 01:00:41,506 --> 01:00:43,770 You've got to leave him alone now, Padraic. For good! 924 01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:46,033 Do you think? 925 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:48,513 Do I think? Yeah, I do think! 926 01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:51,342 He's cut his feckin' finger off, and thrown it at ya! 927 01:00:51,516 --> 01:00:53,214 Come on! It wasn't at me. 928 01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:57,609 Well, what are we going to do? 929 01:00:57,784 --> 01:00:59,524 We can't keep a man's finger. 930 01:01:07,445 --> 01:01:08,446 [DOOR SHUTS] 931 01:01:16,759 --> 01:01:18,195 [RIFLE FIRING IN DISTANCE] 932 01:01:26,029 --> 01:01:27,639 Jesus, Colm! 933 01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:30,947 Did it hurt? 934 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:33,428 [SCOFFS] Hurt awful to begin with. Thought I was going to faint. 935 01:01:35,430 --> 01:01:38,694 It's funny, feels fine now, in all the excitement. 936 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:42,480 Would you like a cup of tea? 937 01:01:42,654 --> 01:01:45,266 I won't, Colm. I only came up to give you your finger back. 938 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:47,050 Oh, yeah? 939 01:01:48,573 --> 01:01:49,661 Thanks. 940 01:01:51,533 --> 01:01:53,709 Cleared up quite nice, actually. 941 01:01:53,883 --> 01:01:56,233 And you wouldn't have thought it would. 942 01:01:56,407 --> 01:01:58,453 What do you need from him, Colm? 943 01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,063 To end all this? 944 01:02:03,675 --> 01:02:04,807 Silence, Siobhan. 945 01:02:05,590 --> 01:02:08,158 Just silence. 946 01:02:08,332 --> 01:02:12,728 One more silent man on Inisherin, good-oh! 947 01:02:13,033 --> 01:02:14,251 Silence it is, so. 948 01:02:16,732 --> 01:02:19,126 This isn't about Inisherin. 949 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,214 It's about one boring man 950 01:02:20,388 --> 01:02:22,172 leaving another man alone, that's all. 951 01:02:22,346 --> 01:02:26,307 "One boring man"! You're all fecking boring! 952 01:02:26,481 --> 01:02:28,831 With your piddling grievances over nothin'! 953 01:02:29,005 --> 01:02:31,529 You're all fecking boring! 954 01:02:32,922 --> 01:02:35,185 I'll see he doesn't talk to you no more. 955 01:02:35,359 --> 01:02:37,448 Do. 956 01:02:37,622 --> 01:02:40,321 Else it'll be all four of them the next time, not just the one. 957 01:02:41,757 --> 01:02:42,889 You're not serious. 958 01:02:45,630 --> 01:02:47,632 Well, that won't help your fecking music. 959 01:02:48,416 --> 01:02:50,157 Aye. 960 01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:51,549 We're gettin' somewhere now. 961 01:02:54,552 --> 01:02:58,121 [CHUCKLES] I think you might be ill, Colm. 962 01:02:58,295 --> 01:02:59,340 [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY] 963 01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:02,865 Do worry sometimes I'm just entertaining meself 964 01:03:03,039 --> 01:03:04,649 while I stave off the inevitable. 965 01:03:06,564 --> 01:03:07,739 Don't you? 966 01:03:10,307 --> 01:03:11,787 No, I don't. 967 01:03:14,746 --> 01:03:15,704 Yeah, you do. 968 01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:38,161 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 969 01:04:25,861 --> 01:04:27,907 [MELLOW MUSIC CONTINUES] 970 01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:53,715 COLM: Declan! 971 01:04:59,721 --> 01:05:01,418 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 972 01:05:19,915 --> 01:05:21,612 [DECLAN LAUGHING] 973 01:05:24,137 --> 01:05:25,834 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION CONTINUES] 974 01:05:40,936 --> 01:05:41,981 Howdo! 975 01:05:42,851 --> 01:05:43,939 Howdo! 976 01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:45,114 Do you want a ride? 977 01:05:46,768 --> 01:05:48,248 I will so. 978 01:05:48,422 --> 01:05:49,336 Thanks, fella! 979 01:05:52,774 --> 01:05:53,470 [CLICKS TONGUE] 980 01:05:59,128 --> 01:06:01,652 Oh, no, you're not that student fella from Lisdoonvarna, are ya? 981 01:06:01,826 --> 01:06:03,263 I am. I'm Declan. 982 01:06:03,915 --> 01:06:05,830 Why? 983 01:06:06,005 --> 01:06:07,006 They told me at the post office to try to find 984 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:09,356 that student fella, Declan, from Lisdoonvarna. 985 01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:10,966 Yeah, a telegram came for ya. 986 01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:12,968 From your mammy. 987 01:06:13,142 --> 01:06:14,796 My mammy is no longer with us. 988 01:06:14,970 --> 01:06:16,928 Not your mammy, sorry. [FALTERS] 989 01:06:17,103 --> 01:06:18,800 Did I say your mammy? Your auntie. Yeah, your auntie. 990 01:06:18,974 --> 01:06:20,584 It's about your daddy. 991 01:06:20,758 --> 01:06:22,238 What about Daddy? 992 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,980 Uh, bread van crashed into him. 993 01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:27,156 The bread van?Yeah. 994 01:06:27,330 --> 01:06:29,115 They said you'd best hurry home to him, lest he should die all alone. 995 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,030 Die? 996 01:06:31,204 --> 01:06:33,380 Or get worse, all alone. 997 01:06:35,773 --> 01:06:36,731 This is impossible. 998 01:06:36,905 --> 01:06:38,646 It's not impossible. 999 01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:40,430 Bread vans crash into people all the time. 1000 01:06:40,604 --> 01:06:41,301 I know! 1001 01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:43,738 That's how me mammy died. 1002 01:06:46,915 --> 01:06:48,917 [JUMPS OFF] 1003 01:06:49,091 --> 01:06:51,615 If it's the same fecking bread van, I'll kill them. 1004 01:06:59,884 --> 01:07:00,711 [TUGS REINS] 1005 01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:09,198 Thanks. 1006 01:07:11,809 --> 01:07:13,724 What were you talking to the boat fella for? 1007 01:07:13,898 --> 01:07:16,336 For none of your fecking business, I think it was. 1008 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,381 Of course, it's me business. Aren't I the law? 1009 01:07:18,555 --> 01:07:19,643 [SOFTLY] Fecking knob. 1010 01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:21,471 Huh? 1011 01:07:21,645 --> 01:07:23,125 Well, you can tell that whiny brother of yours 1012 01:07:23,299 --> 01:07:25,475 I'll be around soon for that battering I owe him. 1013 01:07:25,649 --> 01:07:27,129 A battering? 1014 01:07:27,303 --> 01:07:29,479 That'd be good, actually. It might take him out of himself. 1015 01:07:29,653 --> 01:07:31,307 Huh? 1016 01:07:31,481 --> 01:07:33,527 You're an awful strange lady. 1017 01:07:34,354 --> 01:07:35,572 No wonder no one likes ya. 1018 01:07:37,835 --> 01:07:38,749 [PEADAR CHUCKLES] 1019 01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:56,332 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1020 01:07:59,683 --> 01:08:00,858 [FOOTSTEPS FADE] 1021 01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:05,341 [GASPS] Oh. 1022 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:07,038 Hello there, Mrs. McCormick. 1023 01:08:07,213 --> 01:08:11,391 A death shall come to Inisherin afore the month is out. 1024 01:08:11,956 --> 01:08:13,480 A death, huh? 1025 01:08:13,654 --> 01:08:16,004 Maybe even two deaths. 1026 01:08:17,092 --> 01:08:18,093 Well, that'd be sad. 1027 01:08:20,008 --> 01:08:22,097 We shall pray to the Lord 1028 01:08:22,271 --> 01:08:26,580 'tis neither you, nor poor Siobhan, will be either of them. 1029 01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:28,669 Well, is that a nice thing to be sayin'? 1030 01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:30,671 I wasn't trying to be nice. 1031 01:08:31,933 --> 01:08:33,935 I was trying to be accurate. 1032 01:08:34,892 --> 01:08:36,024 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 1033 01:08:38,418 --> 01:08:39,680 [SOFTLY] Fecking hell. 1034 01:08:47,601 --> 01:08:50,169 [SORROWFUL CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 1035 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:05,271 [SIOBHAN CRYING SOFTLY] 1036 01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:13,888 What's the matter? 1037 01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:16,978 Nothing. 1038 01:09:17,979 --> 01:09:18,893 [SNIFFLES] 1039 01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:20,764 [SIOBHAN BREATHING SHAKILY] 1040 01:09:29,295 --> 01:09:31,993 [SORROWFUL CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 1041 01:09:43,396 --> 01:09:44,701 [DOMINIC SIGHS, MUMBLES] 1042 01:09:51,839 --> 01:09:53,232 Me daddy say he's gonna kill you Sunday 1043 01:09:53,406 --> 01:09:55,103 for spilling the beans about that fiddling with me. 1044 01:09:56,104 --> 01:09:57,236 [SCOFFS] 1045 01:10:00,108 --> 01:10:01,849 "Kill me," kill me, or, you know, 1046 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:04,504 "beat me up a bit," kill me? 1047 01:10:04,678 --> 01:10:07,158 "Beat you up a bit," kill ya, I think. 1048 01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:08,943 Although he did kill a man once. 1049 01:10:13,469 --> 01:10:15,602 I'm sorry for that spilling the beans on ya, Dominic. 1050 01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:18,561 I was out of order that night. 1051 01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:21,260 You was funny apart from that bit. 1052 01:10:21,434 --> 01:10:24,480 That's why I don't understand why that fat fella threw the finger at ya. 1053 01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:25,873 He seemed fine when you were slagging him. 1054 01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:27,831 He did not. 1055 01:10:28,005 --> 01:10:29,529 Did he? 1056 01:10:29,833 --> 01:10:32,401 "That's the most interesting Padraic's ever been," he said. 1057 01:10:34,098 --> 01:10:35,056 "I think I like him again now." 1058 01:10:40,888 --> 01:10:41,758 Aye. 1059 01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:47,590 Maybe this whole thing has just been about gettin' you to try a new tack, 1060 01:10:47,764 --> 01:10:49,244 start standin' up for yourself a bit. 1061 01:10:50,245 --> 01:10:51,551 Do you think? 1062 01:10:51,725 --> 01:10:54,031 Yeah, and be less of a, you know, 1063 01:10:54,205 --> 01:10:55,294 whiny little dull-arse. 1064 01:10:57,861 --> 01:10:59,602 Well, I have been less of a whiny little dull-arse, actually. 1065 01:10:59,776 --> 01:11:00,995 Have ya, yeah? 1066 01:11:01,169 --> 01:11:02,997 Just yesterday, there was this musician fella 1067 01:11:03,171 --> 01:11:04,912 that Colm was getting along great with. 1068 01:11:05,086 --> 01:11:06,087 And what did I do? 1069 01:11:06,261 --> 01:11:07,262 I went and sent him packing from the island. 1070 01:11:08,002 --> 01:11:09,786 Did ya? How? 1071 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:11,875 I told him a bread van crashed into his daddy, 1072 01:11:12,049 --> 01:11:13,834 and he'd have to be rushing home to him, lest he die. 1073 01:11:17,881 --> 01:11:18,882 Oh... 1074 01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:23,931 That sounds like the meanest thing I've ever heard. 1075 01:11:25,149 --> 01:11:27,238 Huh? 1076 01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:30,807 Well, aye, it was a bit mean, but... 1077 01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:34,245 he'll be fine once he gets home 1078 01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:35,464 and he finds his daddy hasn't been hit by a bread van. 1079 01:11:38,946 --> 01:11:40,774 I used to think you were the nicest of them. 1080 01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,125 Turns out you're just the same as them. 1081 01:11:44,299 --> 01:11:45,909 I am the nicest of them. 1082 01:11:49,173 --> 01:11:50,000 Ar, Dominic, now! 1083 01:11:53,090 --> 01:11:55,092 Well, maybe I'm not a happy lad, so! 1084 01:11:57,225 --> 01:11:58,748 Maybe this is the new me! 1085 01:12:01,011 --> 01:12:02,012 Aye. 1086 01:12:03,579 --> 01:12:05,102 Maybe this is the new me. 1087 01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:12,066 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 1088 01:12:39,876 --> 01:12:40,877 DOMINIC: Howdo![GASPS] 1089 01:12:41,051 --> 01:12:42,792 Jesus Christ, Dominic! 1090 01:12:42,966 --> 01:12:44,968 Would you ever stop creeping up on people? 1091 01:12:45,142 --> 01:12:46,970 You almost gave me a fecking heart attack! 1092 01:12:47,144 --> 01:12:48,145 I wasn't creeping up on ya. 1093 01:12:48,319 --> 01:12:49,320 I was sidling up on ya. 1094 01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:51,497 Between you and that ghoul, Jesus! 1095 01:12:51,671 --> 01:12:54,369 I always call her a ghoul, too, because she is a ghoul. 1096 01:12:54,543 --> 01:12:57,024 Jeez, we have a lot in common, don't we? Me and you. 1097 01:12:57,198 --> 01:12:59,156 Calling old people ghouls and that. 1098 01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:04,901 [SIGHS] It's a great old lake, isn't it? 1099 01:13:10,124 --> 01:13:12,169 I'm glad I caught you, actually. 1100 01:13:12,343 --> 01:13:14,998 Because there was somethin' I was wantin' to ask ya, actually. 1101 01:13:15,172 --> 01:13:18,045 And discovering how much we have in common, 1102 01:13:18,219 --> 01:13:20,874 well, it just makes me want to ask you even more. 1103 01:13:21,048 --> 01:13:22,179 We don't have anything in common. 1104 01:13:22,353 --> 01:13:24,747 Uh, don't skip ahead. 1105 01:13:24,921 --> 01:13:26,923 But yeah, what I was wantin' to ask you was... 1106 01:13:29,317 --> 01:13:31,319 Somethin' along the lines of... 1107 01:13:31,493 --> 01:13:33,843 Should've planned this, really. 1108 01:13:34,017 --> 01:13:35,715 Well, yeah, what I was wantin' to ask you was... 1109 01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:43,462 You probably wouldn't ever want to, I don't know, 1110 01:13:44,941 --> 01:13:46,769 to fall in love with a boy like me, would ya? 1111 01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:52,732 Oh, Dominic, I don't think so, love. 1112 01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:55,561 No, yeah, no. Uh, I was thinking no. 1113 01:13:58,738 --> 01:14:01,218 Not even in the future, like? Like when I'm your age? 1114 01:14:09,009 --> 01:14:12,403 Yeah, no, I didn't think so. 1115 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:14,971 Just thought I'd ask on the off chance, you know, 1116 01:14:15,145 --> 01:14:16,799 like, "faint heart" and that.[BOTH CHUCKLE] 1117 01:14:22,805 --> 01:14:24,328 Well, there goes that dream. 1118 01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:32,554 Well, 1119 01:14:32,728 --> 01:14:35,905 I best go over there and do whatever that thing over there I was gonna do was. 1120 01:14:37,254 --> 01:14:38,081 Mm-hmm. 1121 01:14:55,185 --> 01:14:58,058 ♪♪ I walked from Mallow Town 1122 01:14:58,232 --> 01:15:01,409 ♪♪ To Aghadoe, Aghadoe 1123 01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:05,108 ♪♪ I took his head from the jail gate to Aghadoe 1124 01:15:05,282 --> 01:15:06,501 Come on, Sammy, you have to dance too. 1125 01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:12,246 ♪♪ Like an Irish king he sleeps in Aghadoe ♪♪ 1126 01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:13,421 [DOOR SLAMS OPEN] 1127 01:15:14,465 --> 01:15:15,815 How are you, fatty? 1128 01:15:15,989 --> 01:15:17,251 Dancing with your dog, is it? 1129 01:15:17,425 --> 01:15:18,513 Well, who else is gonna dance with ya? 1130 01:15:18,687 --> 01:15:20,297 Your poor dog has no say in the matter. 1131 01:15:20,471 --> 01:15:22,430 And if you're too rude to be offering me a seat, 1132 01:15:22,604 --> 01:15:24,432 I'll be taking one of me own accord! 1133 01:15:26,521 --> 01:15:28,871 Now, how's that for an old hello? 1134 01:15:29,045 --> 01:15:30,917 Have you gone fecking mental? 1135 01:15:31,091 --> 01:15:32,962 Have I gone fecking mental? 1136 01:15:33,136 --> 01:15:36,487 No, I haven't gone fecking mental, actually. 1137 01:15:36,662 --> 01:15:38,577 Not only have I not gone fecking mental, 1138 01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:41,536 but I have ten fingers to prove I've not gone fecking mental. 1139 01:15:41,710 --> 01:15:43,320 How many fingers do you have to prove you've not gone fecking mental? 1140 01:15:43,494 --> 01:15:45,105 Nine fingers. 1141 01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:47,150 And nine fingers is the epitome of mental. 1142 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:51,502 That's right. The epitome! 1143 01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:54,505 Heh. There'll be none of that! I didn't come here for licks! 1144 01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:55,681 I came here for the opposite of licks. 1145 01:15:55,855 --> 01:15:56,551 What's the opposite of licks? 1146 01:15:56,899 --> 01:15:57,639 Huh? 1147 01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:00,250 What did you come here for? 1148 01:16:00,424 --> 01:16:03,166 I didn't come here for anythin', did I? 1149 01:16:03,340 --> 01:16:04,777 I just came to kick your door in and give you a slagging. 1150 01:16:04,951 --> 01:16:06,474 Well, you've done that, so you can go now. 1151 01:16:06,648 --> 01:16:08,302 Haven't finished yet, have I? 1152 01:16:08,476 --> 01:16:10,217 Well, I finished with your door. 1153 01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:12,132 I haven't finished with your slagging. 1154 01:16:12,306 --> 01:16:14,438 We were doin' so well, Padraic. 1155 01:16:14,613 --> 01:16:16,136 I wasn't doing so well. 1156 01:16:18,660 --> 01:16:20,662 I was doing terrible. 1157 01:16:20,836 --> 01:16:22,664 All right, I was doin' so well. 1158 01:16:22,838 --> 01:16:24,797 Yeah, well, it can't all be you, you, you, can it? 1159 01:16:24,971 --> 01:16:26,537 Yes, it can. 1160 01:16:26,712 --> 01:16:28,496 There's two of us in this.No, there isn't. 1161 01:16:28,670 --> 01:16:29,889 It takes two to tango. 1162 01:16:30,063 --> 01:16:31,586 I don't want to tango. 1163 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:33,588 Well, you danced with your dog. 1164 01:16:34,458 --> 01:16:35,285 [CLICKS TONGUE] 1165 01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:48,995 Talkin' of tangos, how's your new tune comin' along? 1166 01:16:49,169 --> 01:16:51,127 [SIGHS] I just finished it, actually. 1167 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:52,694 Just this morning. 1168 01:16:54,304 --> 01:16:56,045 No, Colm, that's great, like! 1169 01:16:56,219 --> 01:16:58,178 That's why I was dancing with me dog. 1170 01:16:59,483 --> 01:17:01,398 I don't usually dance with me dog. 1171 01:17:01,572 --> 01:17:04,445 [CHUCKLES] There's no harm dancin' with your dog. 1172 01:17:04,619 --> 01:17:07,448 I'd dance with me donkey if I knew how. And she did. 1173 01:17:10,016 --> 01:17:11,234 Is it good? 1174 01:17:11,408 --> 01:17:12,322 Your tune? 1175 01:17:16,631 --> 01:17:19,373 Mm, what's it called? 1176 01:17:19,547 --> 01:17:22,115 "The Banshees of Inisherin," I was thinking. 1177 01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:27,337 But there are no banshees on Inisherin. 1178 01:17:27,511 --> 01:17:29,426 I know, I just like the double S-H sounds. 1179 01:17:31,211 --> 01:17:32,778 Aye. 1180 01:17:32,952 --> 01:17:35,345 There's plenty of double S-H on Inisherin. 1181 01:17:35,519 --> 01:17:36,433 Yeah. 1182 01:17:36,607 --> 01:17:39,785 Maybe there are banshees, too. 1183 01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:43,658 I just don't think that they scream to portend death anymore. 1184 01:17:43,832 --> 01:17:48,141 I think they just sit back, amused, and observe. 1185 01:17:49,185 --> 01:17:50,099 Portend? 1186 01:17:51,187 --> 01:17:52,188 Yeah. 1187 01:17:55,757 --> 01:17:58,238 I keep having thoughts about playing it for you at your funeral. 1188 01:17:58,412 --> 01:18:00,588 But that wouldn't be fair on either of us, would it? 1189 01:18:09,597 --> 01:18:10,424 [GULPS] 1190 01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:17,561 Well, that's great that you finished your tune, Colm. 1191 01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:18,824 That's more than great. 1192 01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:20,739 That's... 1193 01:18:22,392 --> 01:18:23,350 really great. 1194 01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:32,446 [COLM SIGHS] 1195 01:18:34,970 --> 01:18:37,973 [SIGHS] So, do you want to meet me down the pub, Colm? 1196 01:18:39,322 --> 01:18:41,063 We could celebrate your tune, like. 1197 01:18:41,237 --> 01:18:45,372 [CLOCK CHIMES TWICE] 1198 01:18:47,983 --> 01:18:50,159 Only if you'd like, like. 1199 01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:53,075 But I could run up ahead. Order them in. 1200 01:18:56,513 --> 01:18:57,863 Why don't you do that, Padraic? 1201 01:19:00,343 --> 01:19:01,475 Why don't I run up... 1202 01:19:03,825 --> 01:19:04,695 and order them? 1203 01:19:06,785 --> 01:19:07,611 Well, I will so. 1204 01:19:11,354 --> 01:19:13,530 Jeez, that went well! And maybe on the way, 1205 01:19:13,704 --> 01:19:15,750 I can find that student friend of yours, that Declan fella! 1206 01:19:15,924 --> 01:19:17,534 I told him his daddy was dying, so he'd feck off home 1207 01:19:17,708 --> 01:19:20,276 and leave us alone, but there's no need now! 1208 01:19:20,450 --> 01:19:21,669 Sure he could join us. 1209 01:20:02,014 --> 01:20:02,884 [PADRAIC CLEARS THROAT] 1210 01:20:11,327 --> 01:20:12,415 [EXHALES, SNIFFS] 1211 01:20:14,896 --> 01:20:16,855 What are you sitting over there for when I'm over here? 1212 01:20:17,029 --> 01:20:18,944 Just thought I'd have a sit for meself, you know. 1213 01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:21,685 Wait for me friend. 1214 01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:23,818 Are you fecking joking me? 1215 01:20:23,992 --> 01:20:25,515 Your four-fingered friend? 1216 01:20:25,689 --> 01:20:26,952 I mean, are you fecking joking me? 1217 01:20:27,126 --> 01:20:29,345 No, I'm not fecking joking ya. 1218 01:20:29,519 --> 01:20:31,304 He just needed a bit of tough love was all. 1219 01:20:33,436 --> 01:20:34,611 [BARKING] 1220 01:20:47,537 --> 01:20:53,021 [CLOCK CHIMES FOUR TIMES] 1221 01:20:54,718 --> 01:20:55,763 [JONJO SIGHS] 1222 01:20:57,765 --> 01:20:59,288 [FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE] 1223 01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:07,688 Siobhan, do you want a sherry? 1224 01:21:07,862 --> 01:21:09,081 No.Righty-ho. 1225 01:21:11,344 --> 01:21:12,345 What are you doin'? 1226 01:21:12,519 --> 01:21:13,650 Me?Yes, you. 1227 01:21:13,824 --> 01:21:15,609 Nothing. Just drinkin'. 1228 01:21:15,783 --> 01:21:17,611 Not waitin'?Not waitin'. 1229 01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:19,178 Well, he is waitin', Siobhan. He's waitin' for Colm Doherty. 1230 01:21:19,352 --> 01:21:20,266 I amn't waitin'. 1231 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,397 He just told me he was waitin'. 1232 01:21:21,571 --> 01:21:22,964 Telltale! 1233 01:21:26,054 --> 01:21:30,232 Come home with me, Padraic. I've somethin' to discuss with ya. 1234 01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:31,668 You've somethin' to discuss with me? 1235 01:21:33,235 --> 01:21:34,976 That sounds, uh... 1236 01:21:35,150 --> 01:21:37,239 I don't want to discuss somethin'. 1237 01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:39,938 Well, ya have to, 'cause I'm leavin'. 1238 01:21:41,591 --> 01:21:42,418 Leavin'? 1239 01:21:45,769 --> 01:21:46,727 Like leavin'? 1240 01:21:48,816 --> 01:21:49,512 Like... 1241 01:21:51,601 --> 01:21:52,341 not staying? 1242 01:21:56,867 --> 01:21:57,868 Yeah. 1243 01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:11,752 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 1244 01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:19,064 [DOOR THUDS] 1245 01:22:27,681 --> 01:22:28,682 [DOOR THUDS] 1246 01:22:30,292 --> 01:22:32,164 [SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES] 1247 01:22:41,825 --> 01:22:42,957 But what about me? 1248 01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:44,480 What about you? 1249 01:22:44,654 --> 01:22:45,916 I'll have no friends at all left! 1250 01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:48,180 You'll have Dominic.Ah here! 1251 01:22:48,354 --> 01:22:50,573 And he's gone off me now, too. 1252 01:22:50,747 --> 01:22:52,401 What kind of a place is it when the village gom goes off ya? 1253 01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:55,535 And who's gonna do the cookin'? 1254 01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,841 Oh, that's your first question, isn't it? "Who's gonna do the cookin'?" 1255 01:22:58,016 --> 01:22:59,626 Well, it wasn't me first question, was it? 1256 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,280 "But what about me?" was me first question. 1257 01:23:05,284 --> 01:23:07,155 [SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES] 1258 01:23:35,314 --> 01:23:36,663 [SIOBHAN GASPING] 1259 01:23:36,837 --> 01:23:37,751 Padraic. 1260 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:40,797 Padraic! 1261 01:23:44,801 --> 01:23:47,761 PADRAIC: Now? But you can't be leavin' now! 1262 01:23:47,935 --> 01:23:49,980 I can be leavin' now. [SNIFFLES] 1263 01:23:50,155 --> 01:23:52,548 I can't be waitin' round for any more of this madness! 1264 01:23:52,722 --> 01:23:54,942 What the hell did you say to him, Padraic? 1265 01:23:55,116 --> 01:23:56,074 Nothin' really. 1266 01:23:56,378 --> 01:23:57,597 [SCOFFS] 1267 01:23:57,771 --> 01:23:59,729 Well, I'd sort of had a chat with Dominic earlier. 1268 01:23:59,903 --> 01:24:00,861 [FALTERS] 1269 01:24:01,035 --> 01:24:03,211 And a new sort of, 1270 01:24:03,385 --> 01:24:06,301 you know, standin' up for meself sort of tack we thought I should try. 1271 01:24:06,475 --> 01:24:07,868 God! 1272 01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:10,131 It was all going fine until he chopped off all his fingers. 1273 01:24:12,916 --> 01:24:15,005 [SNIFFLING, BREATH SHUDDERING] 1274 01:24:19,227 --> 01:24:20,924 Me books wouldn't fit. 1275 01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:24,450 Would you look after them for me? 1276 01:24:24,624 --> 01:24:26,321 Ar, don't go, Siobhan. 1277 01:24:26,495 --> 01:24:28,062 They're all I have, really. 1278 01:24:30,282 --> 01:24:31,892 Apart from the obvious. 1279 01:24:32,066 --> 01:24:32,806 [BREATH SHUDDERS] 1280 01:24:37,854 --> 01:24:39,595 [CRIES] 1281 01:24:39,769 --> 01:24:41,771 You'll be back soon, won't you, Siobhan? 1282 01:24:42,859 --> 01:24:45,340 [CRIES] Oh, Padraic! 1283 01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:47,037 Don't say, "Oh, Padraic." 1284 01:24:47,951 --> 01:24:49,431 Say yes. 1285 01:25:00,050 --> 01:25:01,922 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 1286 01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:21,159 [SEAGULLS CALLING] 1287 01:25:22,247 --> 01:25:23,552 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1288 01:25:39,002 --> 01:25:41,048 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES] 1289 01:26:19,652 --> 01:26:20,435 [MUSIC FADES] 1290 01:27:05,132 --> 01:27:06,829 [SOFT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1291 01:27:47,217 --> 01:27:48,958 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 1292 01:27:58,881 --> 01:27:59,795 [SNIFFLES] 1293 01:28:04,191 --> 01:28:05,279 [SMACKS LIPS] 1294 01:28:06,802 --> 01:28:07,847 Ah, Jenny. 1295 01:28:09,936 --> 01:28:11,067 [SNIFFLING] 1296 01:28:18,858 --> 01:28:19,946 [BREATHES SHAKILY] 1297 01:28:27,997 --> 01:28:28,998 [SHUDDERS] 1298 01:28:38,660 --> 01:28:39,487 [SIGHS] 1299 01:28:43,099 --> 01:28:44,536 [SNIFFLING] 1300 01:28:48,104 --> 01:28:48,801 Oh. 1301 01:28:53,066 --> 01:28:55,242 [MELANCHOLY OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1302 01:30:17,846 --> 01:30:18,543 [SIGHS] 1303 01:30:53,316 --> 01:30:54,666 I don't want to talk. 1304 01:30:55,841 --> 01:30:57,669 Don't go killin' his dog now. 1305 01:30:57,843 --> 01:30:58,887 And don't be puttin' things in me head 1306 01:30:59,061 --> 01:31:00,149 that weren't there in the first feckin' place, 1307 01:31:00,323 --> 01:31:01,499 you feckin' nutbag! 1308 01:31:02,804 --> 01:31:04,240 [CHUCKLING] "Nutbag!" 1309 01:31:06,634 --> 01:31:08,331 [BROODING MUSIC PLAYING] 1310 01:31:57,772 --> 01:31:59,252 What would I ever hurt you for? 1311 01:32:01,384 --> 01:32:02,995 You're the only nice thing about him. 1312 01:32:09,741 --> 01:32:11,656 [LIVELY FOLK MUSIC PLAYING] 1313 01:32:13,483 --> 01:32:15,311 [SCATTING ALONG TO MUSIC] 1314 01:32:26,105 --> 01:32:26,801 [COLM LAUGHS] 1315 01:32:33,373 --> 01:32:35,027 How are you, Padraic? You're lookin' well. 1316 01:32:43,296 --> 01:32:44,210 That's lovely, lads. 1317 01:32:49,607 --> 01:32:51,217 I don't need your apologies, all right? 1318 01:32:52,174 --> 01:32:53,872 It's a relief to me. 1319 01:32:54,046 --> 01:32:55,613 So, let's just call it quits 1320 01:32:55,787 --> 01:32:58,180 and agree to go our separate ways, for good this time. 1321 01:33:01,444 --> 01:33:04,186 Your fat fingers killed me little donkey today. 1322 01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:07,233 So, no, we won't call it quits. 1323 01:33:07,407 --> 01:33:08,103 We'll call it the start. 1324 01:33:09,627 --> 01:33:11,063 You're jokin' me.Yeah, no. 1325 01:33:11,237 --> 01:33:13,021 I'm not jokin' ya. 1326 01:33:13,195 --> 01:33:15,023 So tomorrow, Sunday, 1327 01:33:15,197 --> 01:33:17,591 God's day, around 2:00, 1328 01:33:17,765 --> 01:33:19,854 I'm going to call up to your house and I'm gonna set fire to it, 1329 01:33:20,028 --> 01:33:21,813 and hopefully you'll still be inside it. 1330 01:33:23,292 --> 01:33:24,816 But I won't be checkin' either way. 1331 01:33:28,036 --> 01:33:29,516 Just be sure and leave your dog outside. 1332 01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:32,737 I've nothing against that gom. 1333 01:33:35,304 --> 01:33:37,829 Or you can do whatever's in your power to stop me. 1334 01:33:41,571 --> 01:33:43,312 To our graves we're taking this. 1335 01:33:45,271 --> 01:33:46,664 To one of our graves, anyways. 1336 01:33:49,014 --> 01:33:50,232 PEADAR: Here. 1337 01:33:50,406 --> 01:33:52,365 I've a bone to pick with you, dreary. 1338 01:33:52,539 --> 01:33:54,193 Is that little gobshite of mine at your place again? 1339 01:33:54,367 --> 01:33:56,021 Leave him, Peadar. His donkey's just died. 1340 01:33:56,543 --> 01:33:57,936 Did he? 1341 01:33:58,110 --> 01:33:59,633 The little miniature fella? 1342 01:33:59,807 --> 01:34:01,853 Well, Jesus, boys, I'll tell ya this much... 1343 01:34:14,343 --> 01:34:15,170 Two o'clock. 1344 01:34:21,307 --> 01:34:22,264 [DOOR CLOSES] 1345 01:34:27,356 --> 01:34:29,184 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING][BELL TOLLING] 1346 01:34:43,982 --> 01:34:45,679 [PRIEST PRAYING IN LATIN] 1347 01:35:11,661 --> 01:35:12,750 [PARTITION SLIDES] 1348 01:35:15,796 --> 01:35:16,928 [CLICKS TONGUE SOFTLY] 1349 01:35:17,102 --> 01:35:18,538 I killed a miniature donkey. 1350 01:35:22,672 --> 01:35:24,239 It was by accident... 1351 01:35:27,808 --> 01:35:29,070 but I do feel bad about it. 1352 01:35:32,334 --> 01:35:35,903 Do you think God gives a damn about miniature donkeys, Colm? 1353 01:35:38,253 --> 01:35:39,254 I fear he doesn't. 1354 01:35:42,518 --> 01:35:44,651 And I fear that's where it's all gone wrong. 1355 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:48,220 Is that it? 1356 01:35:49,569 --> 01:35:51,527 Is what it? 1357 01:35:51,701 --> 01:35:53,051 Aren't you forgetting a couple of things? 1358 01:35:54,966 --> 01:35:57,707 No, I think I've covered it. 1359 01:35:57,882 --> 01:36:00,972 [SIGHS] Wouldn't you say punching a policeman is a sin? 1360 01:36:02,321 --> 01:36:04,018 Ah here. 1361 01:36:04,192 --> 01:36:06,151 If punching a policeman is a sin, 1362 01:36:06,325 --> 01:36:09,023 we may as well just pack up and go home. 1363 01:36:10,982 --> 01:36:12,940 And self-mutilation is a sin. 1364 01:36:14,202 --> 01:36:15,203 It's one of the biggest. 1365 01:36:16,335 --> 01:36:17,640 Is it? 1366 01:36:17,815 --> 01:36:20,687 Self-mutilation, so you have me there. 1367 01:36:20,861 --> 01:36:22,036 Multiplied by five. 1368 01:36:27,781 --> 01:36:29,304 How's the despair? 1369 01:36:34,179 --> 01:36:35,223 It's back a bit. 1370 01:36:38,487 --> 01:36:40,185 But you're not gonna do anything about it? 1371 01:36:44,754 --> 01:36:46,844 I'm not gonna do anything about it, no. 1372 01:36:54,460 --> 01:36:56,157 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 1373 01:37:01,771 --> 01:37:03,948 SIOBHAN: Dear Padraic, 1374 01:37:04,122 --> 01:37:08,169 I am safely ensconced in the mainland and, Padraic, it's lovely here. 1375 01:37:08,474 --> 01:37:10,824 There's a river running past my window as I write, 1376 01:37:10,998 --> 01:37:13,958 and the people already seem less bitter and mental. 1377 01:37:14,132 --> 01:37:18,397 I'm not sure why, but I think it's 'cause a lot of them are from Spain. 1378 01:37:18,571 --> 01:37:22,096 Mostly, I wanted to say there's a spare bed here for you, Padraic. 1379 01:37:22,270 --> 01:37:25,839 And with the war almost over, I think there'd be work for ya here. 1380 01:37:26,013 --> 01:37:28,450 Because there's nothing for you on Inisherin. 1381 01:37:28,624 --> 01:37:30,975 Nothing but more bleakness and grudges 1382 01:37:31,149 --> 01:37:33,803 and loneliness and spite 1383 01:37:33,978 --> 01:37:36,806 and the slow passing of time until death. 1384 01:37:36,981 --> 01:37:38,460 And sure, you can do that anywhere. 1385 01:37:41,681 --> 01:37:44,814 So come, Padraic. Leave there. 1386 01:37:44,989 --> 01:37:47,687 Dominic can look after Jenny and the rest of your animals. 1387 01:37:47,861 --> 01:37:49,863 They could move into the house together. 1388 01:37:50,037 --> 01:37:51,996 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1389 01:37:59,699 --> 01:38:00,395 Hut! 1390 01:38:22,548 --> 01:38:25,203 SIOBHAN: So come now, Padraic, please. 1391 01:38:29,207 --> 01:38:31,165 Before it's all too late. 1392 01:38:50,924 --> 01:38:52,926 [SENTIMENTAL OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1393 01:39:50,288 --> 01:39:53,247 [CLOCK CHIMES TWICE][PANTING] 1394 01:40:18,142 --> 01:40:19,839 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING] 1395 01:40:57,181 --> 01:40:58,051 [COWBELL JINGLES] 1396 01:41:09,802 --> 01:41:10,542 [SCRATCHING ON DOOR] 1397 01:41:12,152 --> 01:41:12,848 [SNAPS FINGERS] 1398 01:41:22,293 --> 01:41:23,990 PADRAIC: Dear Siobhan. 1399 01:41:24,164 --> 01:41:27,385 Obviously, I don't know what "ensconced" is, 1400 01:41:27,559 --> 01:41:30,736 but I thank you for the offer of the free bed and the whatnot. 1401 01:41:30,910 --> 01:41:32,955 But I won't be takin' you up on it, I'm afraid. 1402 01:41:34,783 --> 01:41:37,308 As I told you, me life is on Inisherin. 1403 01:41:37,482 --> 01:41:39,136 Me friends, me animals. 1404 01:41:43,270 --> 01:41:44,750 Even now as I write, 1405 01:41:44,924 --> 01:41:46,795 little donkey Jenny is looking at me, saying, 1406 01:41:46,969 --> 01:41:49,407 "Please don't go, Padraic. We'd miss ya." 1407 01:41:49,711 --> 01:41:51,757 And nuzzling me, the gilly-gooly. 1408 01:41:52,845 --> 01:41:53,933 Get off, Jenny. 1409 01:41:57,676 --> 01:41:58,372 MRS. McCORMICK: Psst! 1410 01:42:08,643 --> 01:42:10,123 PADRAIC: In other news, 1411 01:42:10,428 --> 01:42:12,952 in sadder news, actually, 1412 01:42:13,126 --> 01:42:15,302 I won't be able to ask Dominic anything, I'm afraid. 1413 01:42:18,175 --> 01:42:20,046 Because they found him in the lake this morning. 1414 01:42:24,920 --> 01:42:27,358 I suppose he must've slipped and fell in. 1415 01:42:36,193 --> 01:42:38,369 So, there'd be no one to take care of the animals, anyway. 1416 01:42:54,733 --> 01:42:56,648 [GLASS SMASHING] 1417 01:43:02,088 --> 01:43:03,611 No other news, really. 1418 01:43:13,099 --> 01:43:14,840 Except that I love you, Siobhan. 1419 01:43:16,015 --> 01:43:17,190 And I miss ya. 1420 01:43:19,975 --> 01:43:21,890 And I hope I'll see ya again someday. 1421 01:43:24,893 --> 01:43:26,243 If you ever come back home. 1422 01:43:29,202 --> 01:43:31,291 Come back home, Siobhan. 1423 01:43:36,688 --> 01:43:39,299 Yours sincerely, your loving brother... 1424 01:43:41,736 --> 01:43:42,998 Padraic Suilleabhain. 1425 01:43:54,183 --> 01:43:56,142 [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] 1426 01:44:32,221 --> 01:44:33,310 [BARKS] 1427 01:44:56,289 --> 01:44:59,423 [WAVES CRASHING] 1428 01:45:17,354 --> 01:45:19,051 Suppose me house makes us quits. 1429 01:45:21,270 --> 01:45:24,230 If you'd stayed in your house, that would've made us quits. 1430 01:45:24,404 --> 01:45:26,537 But you didn't, did ya, so it doesn't, does it? 1431 01:45:38,636 --> 01:45:40,681 I'm sorry about your donkey, Padraic. 1432 01:45:41,378 --> 01:45:42,466 Honestly, I am. 1433 01:45:45,382 --> 01:45:46,861 I don't fucking care. 1434 01:46:03,356 --> 01:46:06,315 Haven't heard any rifle fire from the mainland in a day or two. 1435 01:46:06,490 --> 01:46:09,188 I think they're coming to the end of it. 1436 01:46:09,362 --> 01:46:12,191 I'm sure they'll be at it again soon enough, aren't you? 1437 01:46:14,411 --> 01:46:16,238 Some things there's no movin' on from. 1438 01:46:19,720 --> 01:46:21,200 And I think that's a good thing. 1439 01:46:44,092 --> 01:46:44,963 Padraic. 1440 01:46:51,404 --> 01:46:53,667 Thanks for lookin' after me dog for me, anyways. 1441 01:47:00,152 --> 01:47:01,022 Any time. 1442 01:47:16,995 --> 01:47:18,692 [SCATTING] 1443 01:47:35,492 --> 01:47:37,885 [SENTIMENTAL OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1444 01:49:26,559 --> 01:49:28,256 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]