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[upbeat orchestral music playing]
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[Melissa] All right, let's do this.
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Wait, don't you think
we should look at the instructions?
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Nope.
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Is this gonna be like Settlers of Catan?
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'Cause no one will play with you anymore.
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Fine, we will use the instructions.
What's the first step?
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Wait.
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What does it say?
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[Melissa] It's just pictures. [chuckles]
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What? How is this in any way helpful?
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I think that it's not helpful.
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[both laugh]
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Did they somehow run out of money
while they were doing this? What?
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All right, screw it.
Let's put some poles in some holes.
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Keep it clean, Gimble.
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So, let me--
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Are these the longest? These are the...
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-This has a-- Yeah, there we go.
-That one.
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Now, what do we think this is,
a side or a top?
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-[Melissa] This is the inside.
-These are just, like, clamps.
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-Hey.
-Just do--
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Well, this... goes here.
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As far as we know.
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And this goes here.
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I mean, it fits.
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And that hooks into the end here.
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I think we're good.
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Are you concerned
that we have so many of these left?
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[smacks lips] Uh...
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No-- [stammers] No-- Yeah, these are
just extra pieces. We don't need them.
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And this goes... here.
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These go like this.
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And...
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It's a tent!
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If only Marv and Joanna could see us now.
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Okay, let's... [grunts]
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-Oh, it's spacious.
-[Melissa chuckles] It's nice? Oh.
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-I want you to come in here so bad.
-Yeah?
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-Come in here, my darling, please.
-Oh, wow.
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-Yes. Welcome.
-Thank you. Oh, my God, this is nice.
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[Josh] Mm-hmm.
Cue our security system here.
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-[zipper closes]
-[Josh sighs]
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-We've got tons of room.
-Oh, yeah.
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-[Melissa] Oh!
-[Josh] Oh!
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[both laughing]
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I'm sorry I broke the tent.
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It's okay. It wasn't your fault.
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No, I know sleeping outside
is your worst nightmare.
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As long as I'm with you.
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[passing footsteps]
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Carson!
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Carson!
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Carson?
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[Carson] Leave me alone.
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[Josh pants] Hey, buddy.
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Go away. [groans]
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-[thuds]
-Ow! What the hell?
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[lisping] I said go away!
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Ow! Hey! Stop that.
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Wait, why are you only in your underwear?
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I'm not gonna wear anything she gave me.
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Then who gave you the underwear?
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Look, anyway, Carson, you need
to come down from there right now.
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No. And I never wanna see my sister again.
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So you're just gonna spend
the rest of your life in that tree?
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If I choose to.
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Fine, then I'm coming up.
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Okay, you need to come down.
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And you need to forgive
your sister-- your mother.
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This whole thing is very Chinatown.
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-What?
-It's a movie.
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-Like Air Bud?
-Not like Air Bud.
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Look, I know you're mad at Emma, but--
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She lied to me.
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She was my mom this whole time
and she lied to me!
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Yes, she did. And lying is wrong.
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But she thought
she was doing the right thing.
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[Josh sighs]
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People are complicated, Carson.
Even moms make mistakes.
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But we can't just run away from the people
we love because they're not perfect.
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We have to forgive them.
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-I can't.
-I know it's hard.
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Relationships are not
like playing the kazoo.
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They take work. But they're worth it.
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I mean, think about it.
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You really never, ever
wanna see her again? Ever?
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I think I'm ready to come down now.
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Okay. Do y-- [grunts]
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[both groan]
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Carson!
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Oh, I am so sorry, Carson!
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Why did you lie?
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Because I was afraid
of what people would say.
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But that shouldn't have mattered,
because I am so proud to be your mom.
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I'll leave you two alone.
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No. Wait.
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Thank you for finding Carson tonight
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and for everything else
that you've done for him, and for me.
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You are a good man.
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And I wanna be with you and live
in a place where I can have a new start.
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So if you'll have me...
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I say tomorrow morning we cross
that bridge out of Schmigadoon
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and head to New York together.
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Let's do it.
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[both chuckle]
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[car horn honks]
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Melissa.
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Jorge?
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Oh, I'm so glad I found you.
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Blerky told me what she did to you
and it's unforgivable.
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But I'm here to bring you back home
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because you, and only you,
are the one I love.
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I knew you'd choose me over her.
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And I'm ready to be challenged and to be
molded into the man you want me to be
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and follow you wherever you wanna go.
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If you'll have me.
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Will you?
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Of course I will.
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Do you love my son?
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Mama, you're only here
because you know how to drive.
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Jorge, please.
I have something I need to say.
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A week ago my husband of 50 years
died in my arms.
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When I buried him,
it was like burying a part of me.
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So I think I know something of love.
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Tell me, do you love my son?
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You have one heart.
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Is he the one you want to give it to?
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Jorge.
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Melissa, no. We belong together.
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You want to give it to someone else.
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Mama, you're ruining this.
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I think I do.
But honestly, I-- I don't know.
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I mean, yes, there are times
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when it feels like
we're the only two people in the world.
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And-- And we laugh,
and our eyes meet, and it's like magic.
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But there are times
we seem so disconnected,
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and I don't even know if he loves me,
or if I love him.
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And it just feels so lonely.
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Mi'jita, what you have just described
is... love.
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It is not something
you can prove is there.
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It is something you choose to believe in.
Every day.
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You must go to him. Tell him how you feel.
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Jorge, get in!
We are taking Miss Melissa to her love.
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-Mama--
-[scoffs] Do it! And stop moping.
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[chuckles] You are gorgeous.
You'll find someone else in no time.
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-Come on! Hurry!
-[car horn honks]
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[Carson] I can't believe
we're actually going to New York City!
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That's right,
the greatest city in the world.
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What's it like there, Dr. Skinner?
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It's amazing, buddy, you're gonna love it.
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Tallest skyscrapers you've ever seen,
so many people, so many lights,
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so many... drugstores.
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Will there be snow?
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Yes, there'll be snow.
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Will there be candy?
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[machine clicks]
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Yep. There'll be candy.
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Then it sounds like
New York will have everything. [chuckles]
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All right, ready to cross
and start our new lives?
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On three. One, two, three.
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[Emma chuckles]
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, yeah, fine. I'm just, uh...
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It's just a big deal...
heading back home, I guess.
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Of course. Take your time.
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But...
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New York won't have everything, will it?
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[inhales shakily]
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It's extraordinary, really.
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One can be convinced
they are the smartest person in town
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and yet still miss
the most important detail.
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I am so sorry, Emma.
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[Carson] What's happening?
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He's getting cold feet. Kiss him!
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I really care about you.
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Both of you.
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You changed me.
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You made me a better person.
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I am so sorry.
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I-- I didn't...
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-I did-- I didn't--
-I know.
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Go.
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[Mildred] Vote for Layton.
Mildred. That's Mildred to you.
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Vote for Layton. Mildred.
Vote for Layton. Thank you.
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-[Mildred chuckles]
-[crowd clamors]
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Morning, Aloysius. Morning, Florence.
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[gasps] Oh, I keep forgetting she's still
too embarrassed to appear in public.
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Anyhoo, good luck today.
You're gonna need it.
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Ladies, can I get a cackle?
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Well, since, uh, Carson isn't here,
I've been asked to yell stuff out.
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So, hear ye, hear ye,
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it is now exactly nine on the o'clock,
and according to the town charter,
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time to hold the vote for mayor.
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The two candidates are Aloysius Menlove...
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and Mildred Layton.
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[man] Vote for Layton!
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[woman] Layton for mayor!
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We will vote according to Schmigadoon
tradition, by the show of hands.
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-All in favor of Mildred--
-[Melissa] Josh!
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Where's Josh? Dr. Skinner?
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Has anyone seen him?
I need to talk to him.
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Do you mind? We are about
to begin the mayoral election!
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Strife and tribulation, people.
Strife and tribulation!
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Wait, what?
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Did I miss something? Was there a song?
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-Shall we proceed with the vote, Howard?
-Yes, dearest.
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We shall now vote by the show of hands.
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-All in favor of Mildred--
-[Josh] Melissa!
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Oh, for the love of Pete!
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Josh.
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-I'm sorry.
-Mel.
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No. [stammers] I am.
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I'm sorry for acting like everything
that wasn't perfect was a failure.
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For treating you like
a burden that I had to carry
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on my way to some ridiculous fantasy.
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For pushing you to change
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without ever considering
maybe I needed to change too.
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[Melissa sobs]
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And I just want you to know
that I'm in it for the long haul.
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That I choose to believe in us.
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Whether in Schmigadoon,
in New York, wherever.
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Because I love you, Josh Skinner.
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And you are, and always have been, enough.
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♪ I am not a man of many words ♪
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♪ Never been romantic
Like all the lovesick herds ♪
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♪ I laughed at every sentimental thing ♪
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♪ But you make me wanna sing ♪
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-Josh.
-[soft music starts]
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♪ Seems my heart was always like a stone ♪
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♪ Even when you're with me ♪
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♪ You kind of feel alone ♪
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♪ And so I bounced
From fling to fling to fling ♪
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♪ But you make me wanna sing ♪
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♪ I wanna hold you ♪
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♪ And spin you around ♪
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♪ So fast that we'll never part ♪
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♪ I wanna hold you ♪
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♪ And spin you around ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's what you've done
To my heart ♪
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♪ Now I'm here and offering my hand ♪
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♪ And asking you to take it ♪
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♪ So we can make a stand ♪
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♪ For love and all the joy
That it can bring ♪
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♪ 'Cause you make me wanna sing ♪
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[grand music playing]
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♪ Now I'm here and offering my hand ♪
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♪ And I will gladly take it ♪
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♪ So we can make a stand ♪
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♪ For love and all the joy
That it can bring ♪
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♪ 'Cause you make me wanna sing ♪
252
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[townsfolk] Aw.
253
00:16:34,037 --> 00:16:36,039
No! Boo! No!
254
00:16:36,122 --> 00:16:38,291
Why are you cheering
for these sinful city folk?
255
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,502
Have you forgotten
what they've done to this town?
256
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:44,047
No. I haven't forgotten,
and I hope I never will.
257
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,341
I hope none of us ever will.
258
00:16:46,424 --> 00:16:50,011
Because they've made Schmigadoon better.
For everyone.
259
00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:52,764
I know I should hate her,
but I kinda love her.
260
00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:57,102
How can you even dare to suggest
they've made Schmigadoon better?
261
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:58,895
That's a load of fiddle-faddle!
262
00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:00,146
First off, the mayor--
263
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:03,775
The mayor?
Let me tell you about the mayor.
264
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:08,071
The mayor is finally being honest
about who he really is.
265
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:09,781
And I love him for it.
266
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:10,824
Aw.
267
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:12,117
Thank you, Florence.
268
00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:14,285
And I love you for that.
269
00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:19,291
Just not, you know, bedroom love.
270
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:23,169
Oh, believe me, I know. I'm not stupid.
271
00:17:23,253 --> 00:17:25,505
[Emma] Maybe it's time we all
start following the mayor's example
272
00:17:25,589 --> 00:17:28,675
and were more honest
about who we really are.
273
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:32,178
For instance, I'm not Carson's sister.
274
00:17:33,054 --> 00:17:35,056
-I'm his mother.
-[townsfolk gasp]
275
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,225
I knew it!
I knew that child was a bastard!
276
00:17:37,309 --> 00:17:38,476
[lisping] You're a bastard!
277
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:41,730
You can call him any nasty name you want.
278
00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:46,276
But the circumstances around my son's
birth have nothing to do with who he is.
279
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:49,821
I love you, Carson.
280
00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:51,990
I love you too, Mom.
281
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:55,410
-[inhales sharply]
-What's wrong?
282
00:17:56,453 --> 00:18:00,874
I just hadn't realized how much
I really wanted to hear you call me that.
283
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:02,417
[townsfolk] Aw. Good mom.
284
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,169
Oh, give me a break!
285
00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:06,546
I suppose you and the mayor
expect to be admired
286
00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,423
for airing your dirty laundry in public.
287
00:18:08,506 --> 00:18:13,428
Well, wake up, sister, because
the two of you are all alone in this!
288
00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:16,056
The rest of us are good, decent people.
289
00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:20,393
God-fearing Schmigadoonians
who are exactly whom we purport to be!
290
00:18:21,102 --> 00:18:24,898
Actually, I hate being an innkeeper.
291
00:18:24,981 --> 00:18:26,691
I wanna be an actor.
292
00:18:26,775 --> 00:18:30,570
I've been working on a one-man show about
my father's death for the last two years.
293
00:18:30,654 --> 00:18:33,156
Yes! You go, Harvey!
294
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,409
Remember the old mill fire last year?
I set that myself.
295
00:18:36,493 --> 00:18:38,703
-Yikes.
-I like getting injured.
296
00:18:38,787 --> 00:18:40,080
I do it for the attention.
297
00:18:40,163 --> 00:18:41,623
You be you, Pete.
298
00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,166
-[walking stick snaps]
-[grunts] Ow!
299
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,044
Actually, I'm a veterinarian.
300
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,879
I'm pretty sure I'm a socialist.
301
00:18:47,963 --> 00:18:50,006
I'm tired of being a rapscallion.
302
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:51,341
I wanna be better.
303
00:18:51,424 --> 00:18:52,759
It's time everyone knew,
304
00:18:53,343 --> 00:18:55,470
there's really no way
to win the ring toss.
305
00:18:55,554 --> 00:18:56,972
[Josh] Mm.
306
00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:59,307
Okay, time to vote. So let's--
307
00:18:59,391 --> 00:19:03,019
I got pregnant out of wedlock
with a seaman. And yes, I heard it.
308
00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:04,854
Nancy! What are you doing?
309
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:06,523
It's time everyone knew, Mother.
310
00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:09,025
I'm tired of hiding
just because you're ashamed of me.
311
00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:10,902
Mother?
312
00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:12,237
Yee honk.
313
00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:15,740
So I guess you do have secrets, Mildred.
314
00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:19,703
Are you going to let him talk
to me like that, Howard? Are you?
315
00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:22,998
He's only telling the truth, Mildred.
And I'm glad it's out.
316
00:19:23,081 --> 00:19:26,418
I'm sorry, Nancy. We never should have
kept you hidden away like that.
317
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,545
And speaking of the truth,
318
00:19:28,628 --> 00:19:30,338
it's time I let all of you know...
319
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,259
that I am a homosexual too.
320
00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:35,760
[townsfolk gasp]
321
00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:38,305
And I have feelings for Aloysius.
322
00:19:39,806 --> 00:19:41,016
You do?
323
00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:45,228
[townsfolk] Aw. [applaud]
324
00:19:45,312 --> 00:19:48,481
Oh, no. No. This can't be happening.
325
00:19:48,565 --> 00:19:51,693
-Mildred...
-No! I don't want your pity.
326
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:54,404
Because I am stronger than you.
I am stronger than all of you!
327
00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:58,450
So go ahead, let it all out,
be "true" to yourselves.
328
00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:02,537
Because here is the real truth:
you are toilet people!
329
00:20:03,997 --> 00:20:05,874
I hope you all die and go straight to hell
330
00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:08,043
because that's exactly
where you idiots belong!
331
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:09,711
I hate you!
332
00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:13,632
All right. Time for the vote.
333
00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:17,093
I'd like to explain
exactly what I meant by that.
334
00:20:17,177 --> 00:20:20,972
All in favor of Mildred Layton for mayor,
raise your hands.
335
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:31,942
Howard... raise your hand.
336
00:20:32,025 --> 00:20:33,401
No, Mildred.
337
00:20:34,194 --> 00:20:36,321
All right, that's one vote
for Mildred Layton.
338
00:20:36,404 --> 00:20:40,367
And now, all in favor of Aloysius Menlove
for mayor, raise your hands.
339
00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:47,040
Looks like it's Mayor Menlove
by a landslide.
340
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,752
[Menlove] Thank you!
Thank you for your support.
341
00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:56,466
I am honored to be
Schmigadoon's first openly gay anything.
342
00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:59,261
-[townsfolk applaud]
-[marching band continues]
343
00:21:00,512 --> 00:21:01,555
[whimpers]
344
00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:07,143
[Mildred sobs]
345
00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:10,021
[sobs]
346
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,483
What are you doing?
347
00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:17,320
I know what it's like to wanna fix
everyone around you
348
00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:19,906
and think that's the only way to be happy.
349
00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:21,408
But it's not.
350
00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:22,909
You have to learn to let go.
351
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,163
But... I'm a good person.
352
00:21:28,415 --> 00:21:29,749
Not really.
353
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:32,210
You're kind of a controlling,
judgmental asshole.
354
00:21:32,294 --> 00:21:33,128
Yeah.
355
00:21:34,754 --> 00:21:36,590
But you don't have to stay that way.
356
00:21:38,049 --> 00:21:40,135
That's what's so great about change.
357
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:45,765
There's always the hope
we can be something better than we are.
358
00:21:47,851 --> 00:21:50,854
It's not too late. I promise.
359
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:54,900
[music starts]
360
00:22:03,575 --> 00:22:09,205
[chorus] ♪ This is how we change ♪
361
00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:14,878
♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪
362
00:22:14,961 --> 00:22:21,718
♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪
363
00:22:22,219 --> 00:22:27,849
♪ Reexamine, realize ♪
364
00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:33,480
♪ This is how we grow ♪
365
00:22:33,563 --> 00:22:38,360
♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪
366
00:22:39,277 --> 00:22:46,117
♪ Find another way to learn ♪
367
00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:50,997
♪ Let the soaring phoenix burn ♪
368
00:22:51,081 --> 00:22:52,374
♪ A hurt ♪
369
00:22:52,457 --> 00:22:54,251
♪ A lie ♪
370
00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:55,377
♪ A kiss ♪
371
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:57,087
♪ A goodbye ♪
372
00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:58,338
♪ We stretch ♪
373
00:22:58,421 --> 00:22:59,714
♪ We hope ♪
374
00:22:59,798 --> 00:23:01,049
♪ We reach ♪
375
00:23:01,132 --> 00:23:02,759
♪ We try ♪
376
00:23:02,842 --> 00:23:08,723
[all] ♪ The miracle of intersection ♪
377
00:23:08,807 --> 00:23:15,772
♪ Two hearts meet
Both change direction ♪
378
00:23:17,023 --> 00:23:22,654
-[chorus 1] ♪ This is how we change ♪
-[chorus 2] ♪ This is how we change ♪
379
00:23:22,737 --> 00:23:27,075
[chorus 1] ♪ This is how ♪
380
00:23:27,158 --> 00:23:30,495
[all] ♪ We change ♪
381
00:23:30,579 --> 00:23:35,208
[Emma vocalizes]
382
00:23:35,292 --> 00:23:39,004
-[chorus] ♪ This is how we change ♪
-[Emma] ♪ This is how we change ♪
383
00:23:39,087 --> 00:23:42,340
[chorus] ♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪
384
00:23:42,424 --> 00:23:45,844
♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪
385
00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:49,431
-[chorus] ♪ Reexamine, realize ♪
-[Emma] ♪ Reexamine, realize ♪
386
00:23:49,514 --> 00:23:53,101
-[chorus 1] ♪ This is how we grow ♪
-[chorus 2] ♪ This is how we grow ♪
387
00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:56,229
♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪
388
00:23:56,313 --> 00:23:59,608
♪ Find another way to learn ♪
389
00:23:59,691 --> 00:24:04,029
♪ This is how we
This is how we change ♪
390
00:24:04,112 --> 00:24:06,364
♪ We change ♪
391
00:24:06,448 --> 00:24:09,868
[chorus] ♪ Schmigadoon ♪
392
00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:13,371
♪ Where the sun shines bright
From July to June ♪
393
00:24:13,455 --> 00:24:16,750
♪ And the air's as sweet as a macaroon ♪
394
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:20,253
♪ Schmigadoon ♪
395
00:24:20,337 --> 00:24:23,757
♪ Where we learned to change
And we learned to grow ♪
396
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,886
♪ What the future holds
Well, we just don't know ♪
397
00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,722
[all] ♪ But there's hope for all
And we call it ♪
398
00:24:30,805 --> 00:24:33,850
♪ Yes, there's hope for all
And we call it ♪
399
00:24:33,934 --> 00:24:38,605
♪ Oh, there's hope for all
And we call it ♪
400
00:24:38,688 --> 00:24:42,192
♪ Schmiga-- ♪
401
00:24:42,275 --> 00:24:44,611
[melancholic music playing]
402
00:24:48,782 --> 00:24:50,575
[Emma chuckles]
403
00:25:06,883 --> 00:25:09,010
[music swells]
404
00:25:22,107 --> 00:25:23,316
[music ends]
405
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,945
[music starts]
406
00:25:28,572 --> 00:25:31,950
♪ This is how we change ♪
407
00:25:32,033 --> 00:25:35,328
♪ Reimagine, rearrange ♪
408
00:25:35,412 --> 00:25:38,873
♪ See ourselves through others' eyes ♪
409
00:25:38,957 --> 00:25:42,460
♪ Reexamine, realize ♪
410
00:25:42,544 --> 00:25:46,047
♪ This is how we grow ♪
411
00:25:46,131 --> 00:25:49,259
♪ Blossom burst, melting snow ♪
412
00:25:49,342 --> 00:25:52,721
♪ Find another way to learn ♪
413
00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:55,432
♪ This is how we change ♪
414
00:25:55,515 --> 00:25:57,934
♪ We change ♪
415
00:25:58,018 --> 00:26:01,187
♪ Schmigadoon ♪
416
00:26:01,271 --> 00:26:04,608
♪ Where the sun shines bright
From July to June ♪
417
00:26:04,691 --> 00:26:08,069
♪ And the air's as sweet as a macaroon ♪
418
00:26:08,153 --> 00:26:11,531
♪ Schmigadoon ♪
419
00:26:11,615 --> 00:26:15,035
♪ Where we learned to change
And we learned to grow ♪
420
00:26:15,118 --> 00:26:18,663
♪ What the future holds
Well, we just don't know ♪
421
00:26:18,747 --> 00:26:21,917
♪ But there's hope for all
And we call it ♪
422
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,545
♪ Yes, there's hope for all
And we call it ♪
423
00:26:25,629 --> 00:26:30,425
♪ Oh, there's hope for all
And we call it ♪
424
00:26:30,508 --> 00:26:32,969
♪ Schmiga-- ♪
425
00:26:33,053 --> 00:26:35,055
[music swells]
426
00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,069
[music ends]