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And thank you to my amazing bridesmaids
for making it out here

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to Alliance, Nebraska,
for our destination wedding.

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And finally, I'd like to raise a glass
to my Grandpa and Grandma Froimson

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for showing me
what true love should look like.

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Fifty years ago they went on a walk
and walked straight to the courthouse.

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They just knew.

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My grandpa called it
the "Froimson Feeling."

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And, Eddie,
I have the Froimson Feeling for you.

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All right, bridesmaids. Time to dance.

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I don't know this song.
Nicole never warned me about this.

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The instructions are in the song.
Just follow along.

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To the right, to the right
To the left, to the right

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To the left, to the right

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To the left, to the left

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Step forward, to the right

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And now, it's time
for the bridesmaids' significant others

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to join the ladies on the dance floor.

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-Okay.
-Let's bring it home.

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To the right, to the right
To the left, to the right

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To the left, to the right
To the left, to the left

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Step forward
To the right, to the right

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You're good. Doing great.

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Step backward
To the left, to the left

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Would've been nice
if we'd danced together.

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I know, but line dancing,
weddings, the whole...

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I hate it. You know how much I hate it.

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Yeah, but you left me
up there alone, which I hate.

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I'm sorry.

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I love you. You know I love you, right?

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Yeah, I do.

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So Nicole and Eddie are married now.

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Yeah. Yeah, crazy.

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Even though they started dating
a year after we did.

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Okay. What are the top three for tonight?

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Top three worst moments
of the evening. Go.

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Okay. Number one:
When Nicole's grandfather got so drunk

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that he started dancing with a tree.

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Well, you can't deny
the Froimson Feeling. You really--

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Number two: I-- I gotta go with when
that girl came out of the photo booth

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-barefoot, holding a skewer of lamb.
-Yeah.

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She definitely did not have that skewer
when she went in.

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And number three is
the DJ's choice of "Blurred Lines"

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for the daddy-daughter dance.

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The lines between daddies
and daughters are pretty clear.

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Damn gentlemen's punch.

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Good morning, sunshine.

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Hey! Thank you so much for last night.

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It was really fun. So I'll see you around?

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Yee honk.

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Where you off to so fast?
Aren't you gonna stay for breakfast?

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Oh, wow.

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This is a lot. You really went all out.

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Well, that's what a fellow does
when he's found the one.

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The what now?

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You done tamed me

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This buck no longer is free

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A lady doctor from New York City

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Smiled at me with her eyes all pretty

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Now I'm hooked and it's made me giddy

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You done tamed me

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So what do you say?
You ready to make an honest man out of me?

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Oh, Danny, no.

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I'm flattered, but I--
This was really more of a one-night thing.

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Plus, you know, Josh and I,
we just had a little lovers' spat,

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made some mistakes,
extremely hot mistakes.

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But-- Think we're gonna patch things up.

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So, yup.

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I'm gonna skedaddle on out of here.

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And you can go back to being
the town rapscallion.

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But wait!

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How's a broken, busted carny like me

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Gonna provide for my brand-new
Highfalutin, big city bride

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With a kid that's on the way?

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Whoa, okay. I'm not your bride.

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And no need to worry about a baby

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'cause I have
this magic thing called an IUD.

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Course if he's a boy
Everything will be fine

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But what if he's a girl?

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A dainty, delicate, pink-wearin'
Frills and curls girl?

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That'd change everything

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But would it? Really?
And, again, I'm not preg--

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And so from this day forward I vow

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I'm gonna get me some money
Someway, somehow

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I paid a colleague to insert
a copper, T-shaped device in my uterus

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to prevent the implantation of--

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I gotta get some money
And there's no way to make it

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Forget it.

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So I'm gonna have to steal it
Or even take it

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Those are the same thing.

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Or filch it
Or pilfer it, or rob it, or swipe it

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Or nick it, or thieve it

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Or finagle it
Or abscond with it...

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-Come on.
-Hey! Have any of you ladies seen Josh?

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Show the ring.
Show the ring. Show the ring.

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Show the ring. Show the ring.
Show the ring. Show the ring.

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Show the ring.
Show the ring. Show the ring.

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Ladies, I'm proud to announce
that from now on,

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you can call me
Mrs. Doctor Josh Skinner MD.

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Yee honk.

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Mel. Over here.

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You ass. You're engaged?

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After all the meltdowns you'd have

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anytime I'd very casually ask
to look at rings? Online?

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He was going to shoot me.

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What? Who?

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The farmer. Betsy's father.

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He pointed a full-on
Elmer Fudd shotgun at my face

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and forced me to propose to her
on the spot. I had no choice!

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It's not funny!

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It kind of is.

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And, by the way, that girl is apparently
much younger than she looks.

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Yeah, I tried to warn you.

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Have you not seen Sound of Music?
Liesl is 16 going on 29.

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And he's a doctor!

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Women were so underwritten
in early musicals.

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Wait a minute.

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What?

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Harvey, what's going on?

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I'm so sorry, Miss Melissa.

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They just came over all of a sudden
and made me clean out your rooms.

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Who's "they"?

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Well, it's...

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It is we.

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The concerned citizens of
the Mothers Against the Future.

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"The Mothers Against the Future"?

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So, you're against the passage of time?

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We are against city folk like you

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contaminating our town
with your urban ways.

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Exhibit A: you went off into the woods
with an innocent girl and led her astray.

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What? No, I didn't. Nothing even happened.

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And exhibit B: you spent the night
with that known fornicator Danny Bailey.

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And also in my situation nothing happened.

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Just the same thing
that happened in his situation.

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And you know what?

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We are both outraged
by these outlandish allegations.

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The only outrageous thing here
is your behavior,

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which has now officially
been deemed as unseemly

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by the Mothers Against the Future.

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Therefore, no one, and I mean no one,
in Schmigadoon will give you lodging.

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And, Harvey, don't even think about
letting them back in after I've left.

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I can read you like a book.

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Oh, wait, books have spines.

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Y'all have a nice day.

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Let's go, ladies.

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So you and the carny actually--

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-Why?
-Why did you do the basket auction?

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I--

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-Okay, look, we both made mistakes.
-Yeah.

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So let's just move on.

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00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,522
We've got more important things
to deal with.

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For instance, me being shot to death.

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That's not gonna happen, Josh.

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We're in a musical, okay?
Nobody gets killed in a musical.

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Except Oklahoma! And Carousel.

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And South Pacific.
Oh, hello, West Side Story.

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That sounds like all the musicals.

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So I'm dead, we have no place to stay,
and we're stuck here forever.

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No, we're not.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

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You go break things off with Betsy.

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The farmer's not gonna shoot you.

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And I will go find the mayor and see if he
can help us find another place to stay.

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And then what?

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And then--
We're smart, we found our way out of Ikea.

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We'll find a way out of here.

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Okay.

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Sounds good.

167
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,435
I'm gonna do it.

168
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,478
You'll be fine, I promise.

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00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,487
Hey, Betsy.

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00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:17,284
Hey there. And that is
Mrs. Doctor Josh Skinner to you.

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00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,661
Oh, Betsy.

172
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,788
So, there is something
we need to talk about.

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00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:25,459
Well, no kidding.
I mean, there are so many plans to make.

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00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,586
I just--

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00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,047
I really can't wait to be married.

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00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,050
Yeah, that's pretty clear.
But you know what?

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You are still young.
And how young, we'll probably never know.

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But you have your whole life ahead of you,

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so there's no need
to rush into things, right?

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00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,313
But if it's true love...

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Well, sure. But--

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Wait a minute.

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What if it is?

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Who knows what
Schmigadoon thinks is true love, right?

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Maybe you're my way out.

186
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:01,578
Your way out of what?

187
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,625
But why are you so set on walking
across the footbridge right now?

188
00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,210
Is there some kind of romantic reason?

189
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,378
Yes, exactly.

190
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,922
There's a romantic reason.
A very romantic reason.

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00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,216
What is it?

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00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,343
-I'm gonna tell you right now.
-Okay.

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00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,761
What the reason is.

194
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:23,684
Because it's... really romantic.

195
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:33,318
It's something my family calls
the "Skinner Feeling."

196
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,570
The Skinner Feeling?

197
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:37,531
Yes! So, over 50 years ago,

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00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,909
my grandparents went for a walk
to the local footbridge.

199
00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:42,411
And after they crossed,

200
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:45,706
they ended up walking straight
to the courthouse to get married.

201
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,791
Grandpa said once he crossed
that bridge with Grandma,

202
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,335
he knew, without a doubt,
it was true love.

203
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,672
-It was the Skinner Feeling.
-That's right.

204
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,009
And it's not to be doubted.
And only a Skinner can feel it.

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00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:03,432
And the other person can never know
whether he does or doesn't.

206
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:07,853
Dr. Josh Skinner, that is the
most beautiful thing that I've ever heard.

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00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,855
Great. And so now it's tradition

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00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,316
for a Skinner to cross a bridge
with their betrothed

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00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,359
so they can be sure that it's true love.

210
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,446
Well, I for one would be honored
to cross this bridge with you.

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00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,364
-All right, sounds great. Let's do this.
-Okay.

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00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,082
Damn it.

213
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,587
So did you feel it?
Just like your Grandpa Skinner did?

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00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,839
Actually, no.

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00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,841
-I'm so sorry, Betsy.
-But--

216
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,179
So then it's not true love?
Are we not getting married?

217
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,765
I guess not. I'm as confused as you are.

218
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,311
Damn this Skinner Feeling!
It's a curse is what it is.

219
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,731
Papa's not gonna like this.

220
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,734
Yeah, so maybe we should
hold off letting him know

221
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,029
out of consideration
for his feelings and my life?

222
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,906
Papa!

223
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,075
Wait! Seriously, don't tell Papa!

224
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:07,371
You'll be okay, Betsy!
There are plenty other guys out there!

225
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,915
Maybe some closer to your own age!

226
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,124
Whatever that is.

227
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,544
You just have to...

228
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,924
keep trying.

229
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,260
So, what can I help you with, dear?

230
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,846
I'm actually looking for the mayor.
Is he in?

231
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:27,015
Sorry, no. He's on one of his walks again.

232
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:29,184
He just loves going on his walks.

233
00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,353
How are you finding your rooms at the inn?

234
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:35,232
I always use a long piece of string
tied to the doorknob.

235
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,359
Actually, that's why I'm here.

236
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,695
Turns out,
Mildred Layton got us kicked out

237
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,531
and told everybody in town
not to put us up.

238
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,033
So I was hoping maybe
the mayor could intervene?

239
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,285
Oh, no.

240
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:49,746
The mayor doesn't want to run afoul of
the Mothers Against the Future.

241
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,165
I think they're witches.

242
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,502
So, where are we supposed to stay?

243
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:58,922
I'm not sure.
Would you be staying together?

244
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,635
I think so.
It's still a little complicated.

245
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,973
You know, I heard Doc Lopez
was looking for a new nurse.

246
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,100
And the position comes
with room and board.

247
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:14,396
I'm a little overqualified to be a nurse.
I'm actually a doctor.

248
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,694
Well, maybe the mayor will be able to
help you once he gets back from his walk.

249
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,071
He just loves his walks.

250
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:28,410
Sometimes he's gone for hours on end
just walking and walking.

251
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,957
Mrs. Menlove, forgive me for asking,

252
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:39,087
but how much do you really know
about your husband?

253
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,590
That's a good question.

254
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,927
He's a hard man to know, it seems.

255
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,012
Different.

256
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:53,519
Some men like to fight and curse
They smoke and drink and yell

257
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:59,608
Leave you flat, or even worse
They stay and make life hell

258
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:05,614
But my man is gentle
As soft and sentimental

259
00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:11,203
As any lace adorned a valentine

260
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:14,289
He's a queer one

261
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:21,004
That man o' mine

262
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:22,798
Oh, honey.

263
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:28,846
Some men stumble home at dark
Want dinner and dessert

264
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:35,102
Other men have eyes that spark
At every passing skirt

265
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:41,525
But my man loves cookin'
I've never caught him lookin'

266
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:47,030
At other gals more young
Petite, or fine

267
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,409
He's a queer one

268
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:56,498
That man o' mine

269
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,835
This was literally me in high school.

270
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:05,799
Show me any other man
More tender or expressive

271
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:09,928
I only wish that nightly

272
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:15,475
He were slightly more aggressive

273
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:16,727
There it is.

274
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:21,982
Sometimes it may seem like
He is too good to be true

275
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:28,614
Like there's a man that I can't see
Just aching to break through

276
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:33,994
I wish I could free him
So I could finally see him

277
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:39,791
The way he truly is
And let him shine

278
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:43,879
He's a queer one

279
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:50,928
That man o' mine

280
00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:00,103
Mrs. Menlove, you could always give
your husband a little nudge

281
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,439
to help him break out of his shell.

282
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,191
Oh, no. I could never do that.

283
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,276
That's for him to decide, not me.

284
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,780
It's off! It's off!
Doctor Skinner's called it off.

285
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,240
Carson, what's this about?

286
00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:12,741
Wait. Who called what off now?

287
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,910
Also is he just allowed
to burst in everywhere?

288
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,704
Dr. Skinner!
He's broken off the engagement.

289
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:21,165
And now Betsy's devastated.
It's off! It's off!

290
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:27,964
Wow. He did it. He actually did it.

291
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:32,886
Maybe Josh is finally ready
to commit to working on us.

292
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,849
And Grandpa said when he'd crossed
that bridge with Grandma,

293
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,768
that he knew, without a doubt,
that it was true love.

294
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:40,853
Oh, my.

295
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,355
He called it the "Skinner Feeling."

296
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,984
So which of you ladies wants
to cross this bridge with me?

297
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,820
Let's move it along 'cause there may or
may not be a farmer who wants to kill me.

298
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,196
I hope it's me.

299
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,532
I didn't know about this
until ten seconds ago,

300
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,576
but now it's my only dream.

301
00:17:56,577 --> 00:18:00,622
Sure, yeah! Let's make it a number!
Why the hell not?

302
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:06,003
I've heard it so often
That I'm numb to it

303
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:11,508
"Let's cross that bridge
When we come to it"

304
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:16,847
But now that I'm single
Still at twenty-three

305
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:22,186
I've got a new philosophy

306
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:27,107
Find that bridge
And cross it now

307
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,361
Find that bridge
And cross it right now

308
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:35,824
Let the other gals keep waiting
Wasting time, procrastinating

309
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:39,286
Find that bridge
And cross it right now

310
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,288
-Find that guy
-Find that guy

311
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,373
-And get that ring
-And get that ring

312
00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:47,586
Find that guy
And getcha that ring

313
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,715
Let the other ladies falter
As they're racing for the altar

314
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:56,345
Find that guy
And getcha that ring, ring, ring

315
00:18:56,428 --> 00:19:00,098
Here come the groom, here come the bride
Let's all meet 'em on the other side

316
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:04,269
Here come the groom, here come the bride
Let's all meet 'em on the other side

317
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:08,607
Let's all meet 'em on the other side
Let's all meet 'em on the other side

318
00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,906
I'm sorry. I hate-- Good to-- Bye.

319
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:20,744
It's not a metaphor
Oh, no, it's something more

320
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,665
It's a literal bridge

321
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:29,878
Sister, get that mister

322
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,381
Go get him

323
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:37,052
It's not a metaphor
Oh, no, it's something more

324
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,847
It's a literal bridge

325
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:40,931
No.

326
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:46,186
Sister, get that mister

327
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,480
Go get him

328
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,525
-Find that bridge and cross it now
-It's not a metaphor

329
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,402
Oh, no, it's something more

330
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:56,363
-Find that bridge and cross it right now
-It's a literal bridge

331
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,907
-Next, please. Go.
-Every day you're hesitating

332
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,617
Is a day your looks are fading

333
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,035
Find that bridge

334
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,955
-And cross it right now
-Okay. All right. As I suspected.

335
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,375
Find that bridge and cross it now

336
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,919
Someone's gotta be the right one!

337
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,088
Find that bridge and cross it right
Oh, cross it now

338
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:17,176
All the gals who dillydally
End up dying in an alley

339
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:23,891
Find that bridge
And cross it right now

340
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,601
Cross that bridge right now!

341
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,854
All right, who's next?

342
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,857
Come on, that can't be everyone.

343
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,359
Really? There's no one left?

344
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:37,446
Yes!

345
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,284
-Unbelievable.
-Mel.

346
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,952
This is what you've been doing all day?

347
00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,037
It was an experiment.

348
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,456
I was trying to figure out a way
to get us out of here.

349
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,082
You mean for you to get out of here?

350
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:53,253
While I run around town
trying to find a place for us to stay?

351
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,841
It's like you are incapable
of doing anything

352
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:00,969
but whatever takes the least amount
of emotional effort.

353
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,055
For the record,
I don't know how you define "effort,"

354
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,473
but there was a huge dance number.

355
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,726
-Goodbye, Josh.
-Mel-- Mel, come on.

356
00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:11,021
No, no, no.
Clearly we're just out for ourselves now.

357
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,482
-Mel.
-Screw you, Josh.

358
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,363
You broke my daughter's heart.

359
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,074
-She told Papa!
-You're dead meat.

360
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,161
Yeah, that's a real gun.

361
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:27,371
Get back here, you!

362
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,541
Ouch! My bottom!

363
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,834
Sorry, Pete!

364
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,726
This sucks!

365
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,312
Dr. Skinner?

366
00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,524
Hi, Reverend. Sorry, I--
Are you open, or...

367
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:59,027
The house of the Lord is always open.
Stay as long as you'd like.

368
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,404
Beats going home, right?

369
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,867
Is something bothering you?

370
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:09,371
Sure, why not?

371
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,131
I've had a rough couple of days here, Rev.

372
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,883
My girlfriend and I broke up,

373
00:22:20,966 --> 00:22:25,095
then I was forced to propose at gunpoint,
and now it seems like I'm stuck here.

374
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:29,391
Because apparently there's no way for me
to find true love. Whatever that means.

375
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:33,061
Well, the good book has
something to say about that.

376
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,608
"True love bears all things,
believes all things,

377
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:40,652
hopes all things, and endures all things."

378
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,947
In other words, it's a lot of work.

379
00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,992
So, it's probably not something you find.

380
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,077
It's probably something you make.

381
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,581
But what if I--

382
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,876
What if I'm just not capable of that?

383
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:02,090
If that's Farmer McDonough,
tell him I've left town.

384
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,473
Emma, what brings you by so late?

385
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,726
I'm sorry. I couldn't sleep,
so I cleaned out Carson's closet.

386
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,269
I thought the poor could use these.

387
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:18,232
Emma, this is wonderful.
We needed more sailor suits, thank you.

388
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:21,401
Don't worry about it, Reverend.
See you at the bake sale.

389
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,366
Now, to answer your question,
I believe that everyone--

390
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,700
Who was that?

391
00:23:28,784 --> 00:23:30,577
Emma Tate, the schoolmarm.

392
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:34,331
Schoolmarm? And "marm" is what, again?
Does that mean she's married, or--

393
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,793
Oh, no. Emma's made it abundantly clear
she's got no use for marriage.

394
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:40,838
I wish I'd had her strength.

395
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,093
She didn't try
to cross the bridge with me.

396
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:47,761
It's gotta be her.

397
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:59,982
So, here I am
Back on my own

398
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:04,194
Wanderin' the streets of town alone

399
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:09,533
Things with Josh have gone from
Bad to worse

400
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:13,412
Guess it's time to--

401
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,459
-Yes?
-Doc Lopez?

402
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,420
-That's me.
-Who is it, dear?

403
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,631
I'm Melissa Gimble.
I'm here about the nurse position.

404
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:28,594
Oh, then you have the wrong Doc Lopez.
One moment.

405
00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,053
You'll be wanting our son.

406
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,097
Jorge, someone's here to see you.

407
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,686
Hello.

408
00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:43,609
Yee honk.

409
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:52,284
Find that bridge
And cross it now

410
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:56,538
Find that bridge
And cross it right now

411
00:24:56,622 --> 00:25:01,001
Let the other gals keep waiting
Wasting time, procrastinating

412
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,463
Find that bridge
And cross it right now

413
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,465
-Find that guy
-Find that guy

414
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,550
-And get that ring
-And get that ring

415
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:12,763
Find that guy
And getcha that ring

416
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:16,892
Let the other ladies falter
As they're racing for the altar

417
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:21,522
Find that guy
And getcha that ring, ring, ring

418
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:25,526
Here come the groom, here come the bride
Let's all meet 'em on the other side

419
00:25:25,609 --> 00:25:27,861
Let's all meet 'em on the other side

420
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:39,039
It's not a metaphor
Oh, no, it's something more

421
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:43,126
It's a literal bridge

422
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:48,048
Sister, get that mister

423
00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,551
Go get him

424
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,513
Find that bridge and cross it now

425
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:58,851
Find that bridge and cross it right
Oh, cross it now

426
00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:02,938
All the gals who dillydally
End up dying in an alley

427
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:09,653
Find that bridge
And cross it right now

428
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,363
Cross that bridge right now