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《歡迎來到施米加多!》

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(離開施米加多後的十秒鐘)

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這是他的小腳丫

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會痛嗎?

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好的,這表示有狀況

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好,我來幫你們助孕

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這是她的小腳丫

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會痛嗎?

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我要吃布丁

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有人說“玉米布丁糕”嗎?

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不,沒有人說“玉米布丁糕”

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是啊,對,我知道啦

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對,我...不好意思,抱歉

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史金納醫生,你說會治好我兒子的膝蓋

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現在你怎麼說?這樣看起來像有治好嗎?

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-漢克,我們溝通過這件...
-不...

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我跟你說過手術只有50%機率能有幫助

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我跟你說過手術只有50%機率能有幫助

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去跟法官說吧,我要告死你

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你要去坐牢了,關醫生的那種

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好

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那是腳

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有兩隻

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會痛嗎?

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-妳好,梅麗莎
-嗨,史利溫斯基太太

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妳好嗎?好久不見

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我去加州拜訪我的孫子們

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其中一個現在是同志

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-真不錯
-妳看起來有好消息喔

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是女生還是男生?

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都不是,不,其實我沒有懷孕

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但我們在努力

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那...我...

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沒事啦

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對,祝妳散步愉快

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怎麼了?

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我不曉得

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我只是覺得我們應該要過得更幸福

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那是腳

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那是腳

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那是腳

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那是腳

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可惜這次週期沒有懷上

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但如果你們想的話,可以再試一次

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接下來...

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會面臨高溫...

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嘿

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嘿

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我在想一件事

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我知道聽起來很瞎,但如果我們...

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-好
-好嗎?

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我真心希望不會在這裡遇到別人
我們打扮得像瘋子

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也許我們真的瘋了

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我記得好像就是在這裡看到那座橋

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對,我好像記得這棵樹

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妳記得這棵樹?是兩年前的事了耶

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我只是真的很想找到那裡

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不,我...別擔心,我們會找到的,好

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我有一個好預感...

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是這個方向

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-沒錯,對,我也是,對
-對,沒錯

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也許我們不該再找到那裡

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或許那是個一生只能去一次的地方

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就像單車健身房

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我不騙妳,我現在嚴重懷疑
究竟該不該穿這套服裝

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是啊,但別放棄

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對,發揮施米加多的精神

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我們永遠找不到了

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施米加多到底在哪裡?

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趁天還沒黑,我們回頭吧

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什麼聲音?

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糟糕

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對

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爆胎,太棒了

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我們有帶備用輪胎吧?

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我不曉得
妳也知道我對車沒什麼研究,我...

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不用對車有研究...

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不用對車有研究...

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-也知道有沒有帶備用的
-等等

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什麼聲音?

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聽起來像手風琴的聲音,有音樂

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有音樂

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好,我們先別太興奮,好嗎?

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-但是有音樂耶,走吧
-對,是...好

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我們找到了

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“施米卡戈”?

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(歡迎來到施米卡戈)

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噢...

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是怎樣?

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若你生活一成不變

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而你想體驗更多

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那就拋下你的高學歷

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你的工作和乳酪

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該換個角度想

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施米加滴嘟

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有個世界等你探索

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每扇門後都精彩萬分

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每扇門後都精彩萬分

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我們載歌載舞

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只要性,沒有愛

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這裡全都有,專為你準備

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歡迎來到施米卡戈

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我們美妙的萬花筒

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神奇與魔幻氛圍,終結你的悲慘

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歡迎來到

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施米卡戈

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施米卡戈

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是鎮長耶,嘿,鎮長先生

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我覺得他不是鎮長

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老婆,他當然是

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鎮長先生,是喬許和梅麗莎啦
我們回來了

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好了啦,你會在《歡樂音樂妙無窮》

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跟《仙樂美人》的莎頓佛斯特打招呼嗎?

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應該是不會吧?

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這裡不是施米加多,是施米卡戈

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所以他不是鎮長,是別人

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夢想在舞台上成名

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夢想在舞台上成名

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怒火中燒去尋仇

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女人色慾薰心

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男人沒一個能信

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還有孤兒努力求生

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施米加滴唉

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尋找人生意義

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結束所有爭吵

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貪婪主宰一切

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善良的成功人士

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還有人會被電死

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歡迎來到施米卡戈

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我們美妙的萬花筒

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去研究看看

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神奇與魔幻氛圍

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終結你的悲慘

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歡迎來到

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歡迎來到

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歡迎來到施米卡戈

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施米卡戈

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施米卡戈

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施米卡戈

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-好了
-我超喜歡這個

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-是啊,老哥,拜託你克制一下
-好

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-是啊,老哥,拜託你克制一下
-好

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形影不離...

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好,什麼?不好意思
可以不要同時說話嗎?

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-這樣我們會聽不懂
-我們想弄清楚...

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歡迎來到施米卡戈

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我們美妙的萬花筒

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神奇與魔幻氛圍

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終結你的悲慘

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歡迎來到

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歡迎來到

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歡迎來到...

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歡迎來到...

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歡迎來到

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施米卡戈

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施米卡戈

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施米卡戈

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施米卡戈

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噢...

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謝謝...

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謝謝...

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-那我們...好
-對

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各位先生女士,謝謝你們,你們真捧場

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不,真的謝謝你們

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今晚的特別節目是
喬許和梅麗莎的愛情故事

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這故事是關於一對平凡無奇的夫妻
面臨一場平凡無奇的生存危機

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他們來這裡追尋難以企及的珍寶

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幸福快樂

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他在跟誰講話?

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在某個年代

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許多音樂劇會有旁白,而非直接演出來

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好的

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不好意思,請繼續

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這樣啊?我說話要經過妳允許嗎?

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哎呀,他很易怒

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不,別惹毛旁白

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喬許和梅麗莎想回施米加多
尋找人生的解答

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但大家都知道,沒有人能再回到施米加多

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所以,我們的主人翁們

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現在不知所措、迷失方向,而且失望透頂

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現在不知所措、迷失方向,而且失望透頂

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他們進入施米卡戈這個城鎮
想要找地方住

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看來我們闖進音樂劇的下個世代了

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《芝加哥》、《酒店》、《皮聘》

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太棒了,我一部都沒看過

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其實我對這些音樂劇也不太熟

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因為我比較喜歡早期歡樂的音樂劇

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或許是因為我八歲時有過慘烈的觀劇體驗

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我爸帶我去看《瘋狂理髮師》

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我們提早離場

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但我大致上知道

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這類音樂劇的劇情比較黑暗
有更多性愛與暴力情節,也不完全押韻

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不完全押韻?

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對,像“時間”和“專精”就不完全押韻

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得了吧,這哪有關係?

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關係可大了

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對,沒錯,我現在懂了

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妳看,施米卡戈旅館

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也許我們應該住這裡

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也許我們應該住這裡

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怎樣?

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你確定要住下來嗎?

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妳不想嗎?

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我不曉得,只是...

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我想去的是施米加多

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那裡的人都很快樂,而且色彩鮮豔

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歌曲都是關於戀愛和美食,不像這裡

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好吧,但我們還是來到一個魔幻之地啊

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我們找到這裡了

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而且老實說,我對這裡比較有感覺

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這裡很前衛,跟我一樣

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聽我說,我們是真愛

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我們隨時都能離開

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我們在這裡住一晚

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如果妳還是不喜歡
我們明天就回家,好不好?

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-好
-謝謝

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但如果你是為了看奶子和屁股...

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嘿,我只想看妳的奶子和屁股

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好,那句話說得不好

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-忘了我說的話
-我想忘都忘不了

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妳好,嘿

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嘿

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00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,713
哇,妳好

224
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:21,885
我初次見到妳這位頭髮超金的女士

225
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,388
請給我們一間房

226
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,764
我們是外地來的

227
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,683
看得出來

228
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,769
費用是一小時50美分,付現

229
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:32,437
不是...

230
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,774
我們要住一晚,我們要在這裡待一整晚

231
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,568
3美元,付現

232
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,403
看吧,我有帶零錢是對的

233
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,487
你很聰明

234
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,530
給妳

235
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,950
那你們要叫小姐嗎?

236
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,122
你需要我幫你回答這個問題嗎?

237
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:54,543
不,我只是...不用,謝謝

238
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,461
我們對三人行沒興趣

239
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,840
找一個我想同眠共枕的人就夠難了

240
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:01,967
但她找到了我

241
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,845
我們結婚了,剛好一年多

242
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,640
這值得我來敬一杯

243
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,934
早上10點準時退房

244
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,104
謝謝

245
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,815
祝今晚愉快

246
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,449
好的,對...

247
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,534
會很好玩的,這是場冒險

248
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,411
冒險?

249
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:33,332
這根本就像我棄追的那季
《美國恐怖故事》

250
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,086
我不知道妳怎麼樣,但我已經準備要...

251
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,425
...睡覺了

252
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:52,768
好,不如我們輪流站著睡吧

253
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:55,812
抱歉,親愛的,你們有菸嗎?
我的菸癮犯了

254
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,108
你們肯定是新來的

255
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,108
你們肯定是新來的

256
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,694
對,親愛的,我們總是
會在彼此的房間進進出出

257
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,655
根本不記得誰睡在哪裡

258
00:15:04,655 --> 00:15:06,823
我是珍妮,珍妮班克斯

259
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,992
我是梅麗莎,他是喬許

260
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:12,162
我好喜歡你們的穿著,太正點了

261
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,039
我的好看嗎?

262
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,708
是一位年長紳士朋友送我的

263
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,253
親愛的兩位,我是最惡名昭彰的淘金女

264
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,463
是不是頹廢得很讚?

265
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,548
我不...

266
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:27,719
我們會成為最好的朋友,我就是知道

267
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,596
而且我看人超準的

268
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,806
幾乎沒有看錯過

269
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,851
弗勞夫人說是因為我擁有老靈魂

270
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,895
她肯定很清楚
畢竟那個母老虎已經50歲了

271
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,480
50歲也不算老

272
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,400
你們要待多久?我希望你們待超久

273
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,903
我們...不,我們不確定

274
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,573
不行,你們得永遠留下來

275
00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:49,992
我們三個會度過最美好的時光

276
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,870
其實呢,你們今晚得來夜總會看我表演

277
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:55,414
我有一首全新曲目,而且會超棒的

278
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,749
你們要是不來,我會難過死
快答應我會來看

279
00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:58,876
用生命發誓

280
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,252
-快點答應
-好,我們會去

281
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,252
-快點答應
-好,我們會去

282
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,630
你們這兩個小可愛

283
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:08,677
好,我們今晚見囉,再會

284
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,514
我都忘了,親愛的,你們有菸嗎?

285
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,099
-沒有
-抱歉

286
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,602
其實妳身為歌手不應該...

287
00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,687
今晚見囉,掰啦

288
00:16:19,438 --> 00:16:21,690
看來施米加多還有我們不認識的人

289
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:26,695
你在開玩笑嗎?那個人是貝琪

290
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:28,655
什麼?

291
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,993
她是貝琪,只是換了髮色

292
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,287
妳確定嗎?

293
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,499
事情怎麼會交給男人去管啊?

294
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,377
(克萊特夜總會)

295
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:49,593
好

296
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,901
-這裡的人挺有趣的
-對

297
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,876
我們是否讓你感到震驚了?

298
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,628
是否讓你略感不適?

299
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:31,301
我們是否傷害了你纖細的情感?

300
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:35,681
我們要違背所有常態

301
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:40,602
看,那裡有個男人穿女裝

302
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,146
好,我是說...

303
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,148
我看過每一季的《魯保羅變裝皇后秀》

304
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,275
對,所以...

305
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,694
我們是否嚇到你了?

306
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,446
你是否太文雅?

307
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,032
我喜歡男孩,也喜歡女孩

308
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,326
你是不是嚇一大跳?

309
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,331
別的女孩得到感謝與小費

310
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:01,331
別的女孩得到感謝與小費

311
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:06,378
我們只喜歡被打屁股和抽鞭子

312
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,423
不知道這裡的肉餅好不好吃

313
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,430
你有沒有嚇到?

314
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,348
希望你有嚇到

315
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:23,937
因為我們真的在此下了很多功夫

316
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,282
你覺得這樣如何?

317
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,825
我身上有刺青

318
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,035
-很酷
-酷喔

319
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,287
你覺得那樣如何?

320
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,582
我曾有過高潮,女生的喔

321
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,252
你覺得怎麼樣?

322
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,786
你有沒有嚇到?

323
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,580
希望你有嚇到

324
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:27,501
因為我們真的下了很多功夫

325
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,464
真的下了很多功夫

326
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:39,847
真的下了很多功夫...

327
00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:44,226
真的在此下了很多功夫

328
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:52,526
謝謝...感激不盡,謝謝大家

329
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,444
太感謝你們了

330
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,612
艾瑪?

331
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,115
這個你就認得?

332
00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,616
-這倒有趣
-小梅...

333
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:05,080
各位先生女士,歡迎你們
來到克萊特夜總會

334
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:05,080
各位先生女士,歡迎你們
來到克萊特夜總會

335
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,417
在這裡,你們能將所有煩惱拋在門外

336
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:14,381
盡情享受美麗的卡巴萊小姐們
帶來的精彩表演

337
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:19,678
安妮、凱特、莫莉、泰希

338
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:24,349
佩柏、黛菲與愛西

339
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:30,647
好,現在去換件沒那麼舒適的衣服吧

340
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,442
好喔

341
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:37,613
你們必須換位置,現在就換,快點
這一桌是老闆的預留席

342
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,156
我們不曉得

343
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:41,074
不,請別起身

344
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,577
克萊特先生,對不起
我正要請他們換位置

345
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:44,953
夫人,別胡說

346
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,875
我想兩位以前沒來過施米卡戈吧

347
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,878
對,其實我們今天剛到

348
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:56,006
那就請兩位以貴賓的身分和我同坐吧

349
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,716
-不...
-我們要嗎?

350
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,429
-應該擠得下三個人吧
-我把腳伸出去了,所以...

351
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:02,429
-應該擠得下三個人吧
-我把腳伸出去了,所以...

352
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,389
弗勞夫人,這樣就行了

353
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,682
好的,克萊特先生

354
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:09,937
我得跟兩位道歉
弗勞夫人有時候會熱心過頭

355
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,981
-她很好,真的很棒
-我不...對

356
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,234
容我介紹我自己

357
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:23,242
我姓克萊特,奧古斯都克萊特

358
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,913
克萊特先生,很高興認識你

359
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:32,042
我是喬許史金納,然後...好
這位是我的太太

360
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,794
-梅麗莎金寶
-對

361
00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,004
我很榮幸

362
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:39,591
好的,那...哇,這家夜總會是你的嗎?

363
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,344
對,其實更像嗜好

364
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:45,848
我最愛的是力量

365
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,016
電力

366
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:52,145
施米卡戈每間房子和生意的電力

367
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,106
都由克萊特發電廠供應

368
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:55,107
-哇
-哇

369
00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:58,902
如我所說,施米卡戈每間房子和生意的...

370
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:02,030
電力都由克萊特發電廠供應

371
00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:02,030
電力都由克萊特發電廠供應

372
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,241
這句話很動聽

373
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,786
但我也熱愛欣賞藝術

374
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,539
與美女

375
00:22:11,123 --> 00:22:17,337
所以我每晚都會來這家夜總會
這家店是我的

376
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,131
-對,沒錯,是的
-你說過了,對

377
00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:22,467
親愛的,妳有戲劇夢嗎?

378
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:27,389
我一直都在找新藝人

379
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:30,434
我?不,沒有...

380
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,728
-我是醫生,婦產科醫生
-她是...

381
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,479
妳當然是了

382
00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,482
-真的假的?連這裡也是?
-太過分了

383
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,359
{\an8}(巧克力)

384
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:41,069
{\an8}抱歉,失陪了

385
00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,948
我得去補個妝

386
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,038
他看起來挺和善的

387
00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:54,625
各位先生女士

388
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:56,335
台下的女士與先生

389
00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:59,046
女士與“先森”們

390
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:03,634
接下來出場的是美麗又迷人的...

391
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:03,634
接下來出場的是美麗又迷人的...

392
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:08,013
國際巨星,珍妮班克斯

393
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,097
嘿

394
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:22,611
我在布魯塞爾度夏時

395
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:27,324
愛上馬丁和他的大肌肉

396
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:31,828
他每次繃緊肌肉,我的心就砰砰跳

397
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,414
可以這麼說

398
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:39,670
接下來的事,讓我對他失去興趣

399
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:44,842
原來他在床上很不來勁

400
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:48,804
當時我轉頭跟他說

401
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:53,433
我們沒戲唱了

402
00:23:54,643 --> 00:23:56,144
現在我們沒戲唱了

403
00:23:56,854 --> 00:24:01,608
我們的慾望曾如熊熊烈火
但現在只剩灰燼

404
00:23:56,854 --> 00:24:01,608
我們的慾望曾如熊熊烈火
但現在只剩灰燼

405
00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:06,655
我們曾有過歡笑時光,但現在已笑不出來

406
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:09,950
親愛的,恐怕我們沒戲唱了

407
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,378
某次我在慕尼黑勾搭上一個情人

408
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:26,800
他的表現讓我前男友活像太監

409
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,679
我們很快開始照三餐製造浪漫

410
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:38,145
但是不久後,哎呀
我厭倦了他的蠢話連篇

411
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:43,233
是這樣的,那男人腦袋空空

412
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,779
於是有一晚,我受夠了就說

413
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:53,702
我們沒戲唱了

414
00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:55,913
現在我們沒戲唱了

415
00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,166
你的美臀令人讚嘆,但現在時候已到

416
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,210
該讓它會會我的腳

417
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,210
該讓它會會我的腳

418
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:06,048
我們有過美好的一段情,但是現在請你滾

419
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:08,967
親愛的,情況恐怕很清楚
我們已經沒戲唱

420
00:25:09,468 --> 00:25:10,469
好吧

421
00:25:12,262 --> 00:25:15,891
我們沒戲唱了

422
00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:16,892
我們沒戲唱了

423
00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:18,227
現在我們沒戲唱了

424
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,186
現在我們沒戲唱了

425
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:23,273
我們的慾望曾如熊熊烈火
但現在只剩灰燼

426
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:27,819
我們有過美好的一段情,但是現在請你滾

427
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:32,491
親愛的,恐怕我們沒戲唱了

428
00:25:32,491 --> 00:25:33,784
沒戲唱

429
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:35,911
沒戲唱

430
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,913
沒戲唱

431
00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:39,665
沒戲唱

432
00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:44,837
哇

433
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,715
所以那是貝琪嗎?

434
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,634
-好,你夠了
-好了

435
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:54,680
其實我也得去補個妝

436
00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:57,641
-我馬上回來
-好

437
00:26:01,979 --> 00:26:02,980
什麼?

438
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:06,733
喂

439
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:15,701
不...好,不要

440
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:19,454
(我的奮鬥)

441
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:23,709
廁所在哪裡?

442
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:38,265
小姐,有聽到嗎?

443
00:26:38,849 --> 00:26:42,186
嘿,喬許,我們...什麼?怎麼回事?

444
00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,688
什麼?不,我剛進來就發現她...

445
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,106
-她...
-她死了

446
00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:49,318
-殺人兇手
-不,等等

447
00:26:49,318 --> 00:26:51,445
-我們得趕緊走人
-好,那她怎麼辦?

448
00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,363
她死了,喬許,我們幫不了她

449
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:56,575
但你的手上有血,剛才也有人看到你

450
00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:59,369
而且這不是我想參與的音樂劇

451
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:00,787
好吧

452
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:00,787
好吧

453
00:27:06,418 --> 00:27:08,921
糟糕,車子爆胎了,只有輪框還能開嗎?

454
00:27:08,921 --> 00:27:10,297
再說一次,我對車沒研究

455
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:12,341
反正我們過橋後再來打算

456
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:13,675
快點...

457
00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:14,843
我在快了

458
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:17,262
這是怎麼回事?那是什麼聲音?

459
00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:18,347
發不動

460
00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:20,682
我看看

461
00:27:24,895 --> 00:27:25,896
搞屁啊?

462
00:27:25,896 --> 00:27:29,733
施米卡戈歡迎你們回來

463
00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:34,363
但看來你們還有事情要學習

464
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:38,534
儘管兩位的確找到真愛

465
00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:41,787
卻不是人生一切所需

466
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:42,829
天啊

467
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:46,625
所以現在你們得留下

468
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,710
直到獲得...

469
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:49,795
什麼?

470
00:27:49,795 --> 00:27:53,090
...幸福的結局

471
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:57,094
-什麼...不,回來
-不,怎麼...

472
00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:59,471
-這...
-這樣完全沒幫助

473
00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,223
你在開我玩笑吧?

474
00:27:59,972 --> 00:28:01,223
你在開我玩笑吧?

475
00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,352
“幸福的結局”到底是什麼意思?

476
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:09,273
我不知道,但我知道
我超討厭那個該死的矮妖精

477
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:11,525
我們要如何在這個鬼地方
得到幸福的結局?

478
00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,569
因為這種音樂劇不會有幸福的結局

479
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,737
就算有,我也要點出一個明顯的事實

480
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:19,199
我們根本和精心安排的幸福生活扯不上邊

481
00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,784
-我們慘斃了
-我們慘斃了

482
00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:24,204
-糟糕
-我們得趕緊過橋

483
00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:25,873
-但那個矮妖精說...
-警察要來了

484
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,500
而且我手上有血,我們非得試試看

485
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,545
我們就...我不曉得,想想開心的事

486
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,255
我想不到,所以我們才會在這裡

487
00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:36,091
好,不然我們微笑試試看?

488
00:28:37,968 --> 00:28:39,511
媽的,跟我來

489
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:51,523
手舉高

490
00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,484
不准動

491
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:57,237
是他嗎?

492
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:01,283
喬許史金納
我要以謀殺愛西維爾的罪名逮捕你

493
00:28:58,488 --> 00:29:01,283
喬許史金納
我要以謀殺愛西維爾的罪名逮捕你

494
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:05,329
什麼?不,我沒有殺她
我只是發現她的屍體

495
00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,247
這太扯了,他沒有殺人

496
00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:09,416
警佐,你看這個

497
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,543
-那東西為何在我們車上?
-我不知道

498
00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:16,173
哎呀...看來我們找到兇器了

499
00:29:16,173 --> 00:29:17,549
好,那不是我的

500
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:20,511
對,不是,我們兩個都極力反槍枝

501
00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:22,971
-喬許其實很怕槍
-我沒有怕槍啦

502
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,473
我爸帶你去過射擊場

503
00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:27,559
我只是很訝異槍聲那麼吵,好嗎?
真的很大聲

504
00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:29,811
-他哭著多要一副...
-我沒有哭啦

505
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:31,605
閉嘴,抓他上車

506
00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:34,733
-等等,不,你們要帶他去哪裡?
-等一下

507
00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:37,277
去他該去的地方,監獄

508
00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:39,571
喬許

509
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,376
神奇與魔幻氛圍,終結你的悲慘

510
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,963
歡迎來到

511
00:29:55,963 --> 00:30:02,427
施米卡戈

512
00:29:56,046 --> 00:30:02,427
施米卡戈

513
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:14,273
我們沒戲唱了

514
00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:17,025
現在我們沒戲唱了

515
00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:22,447
我們的慾望曾如熊熊烈火
但現在只剩灰燼

516
00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:27,452
我們曾有過歡笑時光,但現在已笑不出來

517
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:30,622
親愛的,恐怕我們沒戲唱了

518
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:40,257
某次我在慕尼黑勾搭上一個情人

519
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:45,179
他的表現讓我前男友活像太監

520
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:49,349
我們很快開始照三餐製造浪漫

521
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:57,232
但是不久後,哎呀
我厭倦了他的蠢話連篇

522
00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:01,570
是這樣的,那男人腦袋空空

523
00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:01,570
是這樣的,那男人腦袋空空

524
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:06,825
於是有一晚,我受夠了就說

525
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:10,454
我們沒戲唱了

526
00:31:10,454 --> 00:31:11,538
我們沒戲唱了

527
00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:13,665
-現在我們沒戲唱了
-現在我們沒戲唱了

528
00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:17,669
我們的慾望曾如熊熊烈火
但現在只剩灰燼

529
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,671
我們有過美好的一段情

530
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,216
但是現在請你滾

531
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:27,137
親愛的,恐怕我們沒戲唱了

532
00:31:27,137 --> 00:31:28,222
沒戲唱

533
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,225
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