- ANDERS: Slow down! Slow down! Slow down! Slow! Slow!
- BOTH: [screaming]
[continue screaming]
- ADAM: You know me... the world's greatest movie star.
The world's greatest lover.
The guy who clearly writes his own intros.
But there's another side to Adam DeVine that the world doesn't know.
The one that jet sets around the globe with my celebrity friends...
in search of adventure, danger and intrigue.
My ideas are so good...
some say they're bad.
[screaming]
This is the lonely town of Maria.
OK, hold up, wait a minute--
Why is this in black and white?
OK! That's better.
But it's still lonely. Why?
Because it's so isolated.
[rooster crowing]
It can also be accessed by taking
one of the most dangerous roads in the world.
It's known as the "Death Road."
When I heard that the nearest Dairy Queen was nearly 3,000 miles away...
I knew I needed to do something for the children
So I recruited one of my best friends
and co-creator and star of Workaholics, Anders Holm,
to help me with my bad idea.
All right! Whoo!
We're gonna take this beautiful bad bitch of an ice cream truck
down to the cute, little village of Maria, Peru...
and deliver some ice cream to the local children.
- OK, that sounds like a good idea not a bad idea.
- Yeah, well, it is a bad idea because I don't really know how to drive a stick.
And we're also gonna drive on one of the world's most dangerous roads.
[chuckles]
You better buckle up, Anders!
- He doesn't know how to drive a--
- ADAM: Very dangerous. - You do know how to drive it, right?
- I don't. - ANDERS: OK, where is the freak belt?
- ADAM: The road down to Maria
is 93 miles of hairpin turns and thousand foot drop-offs...
that are responsible for many deaths.
Including, according to the locals, over 300 goats per year.
- You're gonna wanna get in the next gear.
- Oh, [bleep]! - Yeah.
That's so straight down. That is very straight down.
- ADAM: It's, like, a thousand feet down, I think.
- Look at that wall. - Oh, my God!
- ANDERS: Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow!
Slow down. I don't want you to... - [laughing]
- Oh, my god, dude!
Please go slower... [laughs] please go slower!
[motorcycle honks] - [yelling] Slow down!
- Son of a bitch! - That guy scared the [bleep] out of me.
- ADAM: [whooping]
Now we're cooking! - All right! OK! OK!
- ADAM: This turn is so gnarly!
- [truck honks] - Look at this ramp.
- I know what you're doing here. Don't do it!
- ADAM: [whooping, exclaiming] - [yelling]
- Ahh! - You're out of your mind.
- BOTH: [yelling] - [tires screeching]
- ADAM: Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
- OK. - OK.
- ANDERS: Don't do that. - ADAM: Well, it came out of nowhere.
- ANDERS: Hey, I'm gonna turn on some music.
You know this one, right? Classic ice cream song.
- It's a classic ice cream song. I actually kinda like this.
- ANDERS: [humming] - [music playing over speakers]
- [continues humming] - Please turn this song off.
- Huh? - Please turn this song off.
- Well, let it ride for a little bit.
I'm not turning the song off! - Turn the song off!
We're delivering ice cream. This is an ice cream delivery song!
- ADAM: Turn the goddamn song off!
- Slow down, slow down. Cows! We got cows!
[cows mooing]
Ice cream delivery-- - Just hop out.
- "Hop out"? We're on a cliff.
- ADAM: Tell them to "moo've" it!
The ice cream is melting, Anders! - OK! I'll--
- The childre-- Oh!
- ANDERS: [exclaiming] - The children need snacks!
Are you OK? - [sighs] It's like a thousand feet, dude!
- The children need sweet treats!
- Here we go. Uh... Vacas en el camino.
- These are some big, beautiful bovines you got here.
- ANDERS: Yeah.
We're trying to deliver ice cream to the--
That is a cow's butthole. - ANDERS: Yeah.
- We're trying to deliver ice cream to the kids, so if we could just...
please... all right.
- [cows mooing] - That one's scaring me.
Uh, gracias, mi amigos. - Gracias.
ANDERS: We got it! OK, gracias. - ADAM: Gracias.
I feel like they understood us.
Hola, fine people of Peru. Adam DeVine here!
International superstar!
We've got helado!
- ANDERS: Helado!
Helado, amigo.
[clang]
[exclaims] OK! - I hit a sign.
- Just drive. - ADAM: That was my bad.
- ANDERS: Oh, my God, we made it!
Whoo!
- ADAM: Welcome to the beautiful village of Maria.
- There's no one here, man.
- ADAM: Hola!
Ninos, we've got helado.
Helado! - Dude, stop! No one's here.
You just drove me up a deadly mountain--
almost got me killed... to give ice cream to kids that aren't even here.
- No, Ders... the children are here.
I can feel them.
There's one. There's one. There's a child.
Helado! We've got helado, little girl! - All right, we got one.
- Ice creams? Yum!
- We almost died to... bring you that. So...
- We almost died trying to get you ice cream.
Here you go.
- Hey! More kids! More kids! - More kids!
They're coming They're really coming!
Helado!
[exclaiming] Helado! - CHILDREN: [screaming]
- Here we go! Oh, ice cream!
- ALL: [exclaiming]
- Let's go! It's an ice cream party! - ANDERS: Here we go!
- BOTH: [chanting] Helado! Helado! Helado!
- ADAM: Yeah! - Whoa!
Gracias. - See ya.
- Buenos dias. Buenos dias.
That was pretty good.
It was a stupid idea... but not a bad idea.
- Well, let's hit it, man. We gotta drive back.
- Oh, [bleep]!
[engine turning over]
Adios! Adios! Oh, look at this...
- ADAM: We're smoking here.
- ANDERS: This is smoke from under the car.
- ADAM: Oh, you know what?
- So that was on the whole time?
- BOTH: [laughing]
- I don't want this quibisode to be about anything
other than how stupid this man is.
He has continuously been driving with the parking brake on.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- I guess you can say driving this car was a "bad idea."
- Boink!