1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,061 --> 00:00:13,978 (soft reflective guitar music) 4 00:01:04,487 --> 00:01:08,404 (soft reflective guitar music) 5 00:01:26,610 --> 00:01:27,820 - Hey, Samantha. 6 00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:29,090 - Yeah, Ben, right? 7 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:30,217 - That's me. 8 00:01:30,217 --> 00:01:31,050 Here, let me help. 9 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:31,883 - Okay, thanks. 10 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,070 - Yeah, no worries. 11 00:01:33,070 --> 00:01:34,860 Natalie called me three times this morning 12 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,480 to make sure I was gonna get here on time. 13 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,020 - Yeah, we haven't seen each other in awhile. 14 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:39,310 I guess she still likes me. 15 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:40,143 - That's good. 16 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:42,335 Because I still haven't gotten her a present. 17 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:43,350 (phone ringing) So I may say that... 18 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:44,183 Hello? 19 00:01:44,183 --> 00:01:45,720 - [Natalie] Hey, do you have her? 20 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,220 - Hi, Nats. 21 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:48,628 - [Natalie] Sammy! 22 00:01:48,628 --> 00:01:49,887 Oh, I'm so excited. 23 00:01:49,887 --> 00:01:51,163 Ben, drive faster. 24 00:01:51,163 --> 00:01:52,320 When are you guys gonna get here? 25 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,670 - Probably not for awhile. 26 00:01:53,670 --> 00:01:55,260 We just got out of LA. 27 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:56,240 Might be after seven. 28 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,090 - [Natalie] Are you guys on the five? 29 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,419 - No, we're no the 101. 30 00:02:01,419 --> 00:02:02,543 - [Natalie] 101? 31 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:03,380 Why? 32 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,682 No, get back on the five. 33 00:02:04,682 --> 00:02:06,180 It's not too late. 34 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:07,570 - The five sucks. 35 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:09,360 - [Natalie] Sammy, don't you want to see me? 36 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,860 - I want to see the ocean, darling. 37 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:14,350 - [Natalie] It's my birthday, asshole. 38 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,420 - We'll be together soon, Nat, I promise. 39 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:18,030 - [Natalie] Okay. 40 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:20,804 And Benjamin, feel free to crash at my place, too. 41 00:02:20,804 --> 00:02:22,310 I don't know what your situation is. 42 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,967 - I'll be fine. 43 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:25,190 I'm staying with my sister in the city. 44 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:27,290 - [Natalie] Whoa, in the city. 45 00:02:27,290 --> 00:02:28,123 Aren't you cool. 46 00:02:28,123 --> 00:02:29,293 - You know it, Cronkite. 47 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,883 - [Natalie] Ben, it's my birthday. 48 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,193 - [Ben] All right, Nat. 49 00:02:36,193 --> 00:02:38,399 We'll call you when we're getting close. 50 00:02:38,399 --> 00:02:39,790 - [Natalie] Call me when you're in Gilroy. 51 00:02:39,790 --> 00:02:41,250 - Yeah, all right, see ya. 52 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:42,820 - Love you. - Bye, beautiful. 53 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:44,150 Love you, too. 54 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:47,407 Ben, you better bring me a really fancy gift 55 00:02:47,407 --> 00:02:48,780 it better have (phone beeping). 56 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:51,010 (laughing) 57 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:52,390 - [Sam] Cronkite? 58 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:54,583 - [Ben] Yeah, you should ask her about that. 59 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:57,180 - [Sam] Thanks for driving. 60 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:01,700 - I fucking love this drive. 61 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:02,740 - Me, too. 62 00:03:02,740 --> 00:03:04,520 It's like once you get over that big hill 63 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,330 the world opens up and the city's gone. 64 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,680 It finally starts smelling like ocean air 65 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,363 and celery and strawberries. 66 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:16,780 It's like nothing behind that hill matters anymore. 67 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,280 Have you seen "Spirited Away?" 68 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:20,400 - Yes. 69 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,680 - It's like when that little girl goes 70 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,760 through the tunnel to the other world. 71 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,090 It's totally magical. 72 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:26,676 - Yeah. 73 00:03:26,676 --> 00:03:27,690 And then her parents get turned into pigs 74 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:29,480 and she gets enslaved by a witch 75 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,031 that gave me nightmares until I was 12. 76 00:03:32,031 --> 00:03:34,700 - Yes but she saves the day and she meets Haku. 77 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:35,810 - Yeah. - Love that story. 78 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:37,840 - It's definitely tied for best animated movie 79 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,673 of all time. 80 00:03:38,673 --> 00:03:39,686 - Tied? 81 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:40,559 What else is there? 82 00:03:40,559 --> 00:03:41,897 - Oh, "WALL-E." 83 00:03:41,897 --> 00:03:43,230 - [Sam] Oh yeah. 84 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:48,000 - Barriers are a big things in stories. 85 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,933 Crossing from one side to the other. 86 00:03:50,890 --> 00:03:52,630 Like in Greek mythology 87 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,900 they used to put a coin in the mouth of the dead 88 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,160 so that they could pay the ferryman 89 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,180 to take them to the afterlife. 90 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,013 - Yeah nothing spiritual 91 00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:01,570 doesn't have some sort of crossing. 92 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:03,130 I think it's a way to symbolize things 93 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:04,740 that we don't quite understand 94 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:09,740 like concepts like love and death and change. 95 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:13,500 They're so intense, we almost need something physical 96 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:14,980 to transcend it so that we can say 97 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:16,343 that it actually happened. 98 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:20,763 Like here, after this moment, things were different. 99 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:28,503 - You ever felt something like that before? 100 00:04:30,029 --> 00:04:31,320 - You know I am human. 101 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,023 As much as it may seem otherwise. 102 00:04:37,060 --> 00:04:40,572 - Hey, mind if we're another 30 minutes late? 103 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,700 I have a little detour I think would be fun. 104 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,263 - [Sam] Sure, sounds exciting. 105 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:48,452 (soft guitar music) 106 00:04:51,130 --> 00:04:52,920 Have you lived here your whole life? 107 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,353 - [Ben] Yeah, pretty much. 108 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,900 What about you? 109 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,530 - [Sam] I was born in New York 110 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:01,463 but we moved here when I was 12, so. 111 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:04,020 - [Ben] You miss it? 112 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:06,490 - [Sam] Yeah, I go back for holidays and stuff 113 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:09,410 but it will always feel like home. 114 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,290 It's weird how two places that are so different 115 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:15,900 and so far apart can give you that same feeling. 116 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,889 - [Ben] You're gonna kill me after you die. 117 00:05:17,889 --> 00:05:18,892 - You're gonna murder. - Or. 118 00:05:18,892 --> 00:05:19,812 - [Sam] No you're gonna murder, 119 00:05:19,812 --> 00:05:20,645 I'm gonna see it coming 120 00:05:20,645 --> 00:05:22,247 and I'm just gonna push you off the cliff. 121 00:05:22,247 --> 00:05:23,916 - [Ben] You're figuring out my elaborate plan. 122 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:25,933 - [Sam] I figured it out, yes. 123 00:05:26,796 --> 00:05:27,629 - Well then. - Water. 124 00:05:29,393 --> 00:05:30,489 (laughing) 125 00:05:30,489 --> 00:05:31,532 - [Ben] I'm not even sure you what just said. 126 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,782 (laughing) 127 00:05:36,663 --> 00:05:38,610 - [Sam] It's a classic murder. 128 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:40,363 The guy with the hood popped up. 129 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:43,780 - He supposedly needs help. - Needing help. 130 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:47,372 - Yeah. - Oh, fuck this place, dude. 131 00:05:47,372 --> 00:05:48,249 - All right. 132 00:05:48,249 --> 00:05:49,082 Welcome. - What have you done? 133 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:49,915 - Let's go. 134 00:05:49,915 --> 00:05:50,748 Trust me, it's gonna be cool. 135 00:05:50,748 --> 00:05:51,600 - [Sam] Are you sure? 136 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,958 - Yeah, it will be really cool. 137 00:05:53,958 --> 00:05:54,791 Yeah yeah. 138 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,674 Right over here. 139 00:06:00,674 --> 00:06:01,700 - Okay, so how did you find this place? 140 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:03,163 It's really fucking creepy. 141 00:06:04,070 --> 00:06:06,660 - I've been up here rocking climbing a few times. 142 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,980 I like the sandstone, you know, the shapes. 143 00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:10,680 - Yeah, I used to boulder a little bit. 144 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,350 - Why'd you stop? 145 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:14,143 - I still do but at a certain point 146 00:06:14,143 --> 00:06:15,340 you have to start going to the gym like crazy 147 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:16,930 and no ones got time for that. 148 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:18,840 - Oh, so you saying you weak? 149 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,040 - I'm stronger than you. 150 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:22,530 Wanna see, let's go. 151 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:25,413 - Oh, I think I need new glasses. 152 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,780 - Maybe this is where I murder you. 153 00:06:32,824 --> 00:06:33,657 Okay, this way? 154 00:06:33,657 --> 00:06:34,490 - Yeah. 155 00:06:39,603 --> 00:06:41,853 (grunting) 156 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,073 - Easy. 157 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:51,893 Shit. 158 00:06:52,824 --> 00:06:53,657 You good? 159 00:06:53,657 --> 00:06:54,807 - I'm good. - All right. 160 00:06:54,807 --> 00:06:55,640 - It's slippery. 161 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,473 - Yeah. 162 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:02,833 Wanna sit? 163 00:07:10,957 --> 00:07:13,380 So you know anymore detours? 164 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:14,213 - Well. 165 00:07:15,690 --> 00:07:17,273 There's the five, which sucks. 166 00:07:18,445 --> 00:07:20,283 The 101 which is pretty nice. 167 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,510 - Then there's the one. 168 00:07:25,421 --> 00:07:28,099 - And then there's the one. 169 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:31,137 (soft upbeat guitar music) 170 00:07:31,137 --> 00:07:32,087 - That sounds nice. 171 00:07:34,803 --> 00:07:37,101 ♪ Come closer ♪ 172 00:07:37,101 --> 00:07:40,039 ♪ To the bridge of my nose ♪ 173 00:07:40,039 --> 00:07:44,424 ♪ Baby ♪ 174 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:46,802 ♪ Do you like this ♪ 175 00:07:46,802 --> 00:07:49,998 ♪ Being downstairs alone ♪ 176 00:07:49,998 --> 00:07:54,081 ♪ In the basement with the TV on ♪ 177 00:07:57,927 --> 00:08:00,430 So you are Natalie's other LA friend? 178 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:02,525 I've heard lots about you. 179 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,584 - [Ben] Oh I have a reputation. 180 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:07,273 - And I'm in the car with him for another seven hours 181 00:08:07,273 --> 00:08:09,080 and all I'm saying is that I don't want 182 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,005 to get paid today, you know what I mean? 183 00:08:11,005 --> 00:08:11,838 - That's not what I said. 184 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:12,671 - It's what you said. 185 00:08:12,671 --> 00:08:14,621 - Let the record show I did not say that. 186 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:17,558 I said that there are places that I know of 187 00:08:17,558 --> 00:08:18,781 that is a thing. 188 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:20,456 - The fact that you know of these places 189 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:21,956 is really awkward. 190 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:26,719 ♪ Do you wanna stay like this ♪ 191 00:08:26,719 --> 00:08:28,563 ♪ Forever ♪ 192 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:32,655 ♪ Or just a day ♪ 193 00:08:32,655 --> 00:08:34,979 ♪ Either way I'm sure ♪ 194 00:08:34,979 --> 00:08:39,810 ♪ It's okay. We'll see what my dad has to say ♪ 195 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:43,135 ♪ In the morning ♪ 196 00:08:52,219 --> 00:08:54,461 ♪ Now that we've ♪ 197 00:08:54,461 --> 00:08:59,461 ♪ Covered all of the places ♪ 198 00:09:01,795 --> 00:09:04,184 ♪ I think I like you ♪ 199 00:09:04,184 --> 00:09:07,901 ♪ But I wouldn't even tell you ♪ 200 00:09:07,901 --> 00:09:09,560 ♪ That yet ♪ 201 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:14,560 ♪ 'cause it'd scare you ♪ 202 00:09:16,483 --> 00:09:21,483 ♪ Do you want to recreate senior prom? ♪ 203 00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:30,772 ♪ Mine was shit but I'm sure yours was good. ♪ 204 00:09:31,336 --> 00:09:35,419 ♪ Did they play this song in the gym room? ♪ 205 00:09:42,987 --> 00:09:47,987 ♪ So can you drive now? ♪ 206 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,885 ♪ Let's just drive now ♪ 207 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,770 Haven't done that since I was a kid. 208 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:17,050 - Drank a beer? 209 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,504 - No. 210 00:10:18,504 --> 00:10:20,140 - I was gonna say, that's a long time to quit drinking. 211 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:21,780 - No, drive up the one. 212 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,613 - Right. 213 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,250 - I forgot how nice it is. 214 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,550 - Yeah. 215 00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:29,770 I try to do that drive like once a year. 216 00:10:29,770 --> 00:10:30,823 Even for no reason. 217 00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:33,970 Best part is that for a huge stretch 218 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:35,470 there's no cell service. 219 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:37,280 - Yeah, I noticed that. 220 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,760 - Imagine when we have service everywhere, though. 221 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,801 Then we'll have no excuse. 222 00:10:41,801 --> 00:10:44,110 It will be like someone knocking on your door 223 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,660 but they know that you're home. 224 00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:49,500 - Isn't that kinda what Santa Claus is for? 225 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:52,310 Not to spread joy and giving and family 226 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,143 and coming together 227 00:10:53,143 --> 00:10:55,973 but to show that it's okay to lie sometimes. 228 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,560 - I don't know. 229 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,160 Santa? 230 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,250 No one gets away with that lie. 231 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:04,400 You either find out on your own 232 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,110 or from Peter Jansberg's older brother 233 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:07,990 when he wants to see you cry. 234 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:09,293 - Touchy subject? 235 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,876 - They were Jewish. 236 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,663 - Everyone's gotta lie sometimes, though. 237 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,793 I'm lying right now. 238 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:22,950 My aunts, I have a crazy family, they're super weird 239 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:27,350 but my aunts are having a seance for my Mom. 240 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:30,264 They wanted me to be their spirit anchor, 241 00:11:30,264 --> 00:11:31,643 whatever the fuck that means. 242 00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:34,020 - For your mom? 243 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,560 - Yeah, she, she passed away. 244 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,347 It's, don't, it's okay, sorry. - I'm sorry. 245 00:11:39,347 --> 00:11:40,347 - It's okay. 246 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,580 But anyway, yeah. 247 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:43,783 Fucking seance. 248 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,763 So to them, Santa Claus is alive and well. 249 00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,750 Like, what am I supposed to do be like, 250 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,650 hey guys, I'd rather Ouija board Hannibal Lecter 251 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,823 than hang out with the ladies this weekend. 252 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:58,510 No. 253 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,808 - You know I'm actually a professional spirit anchor 254 00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:03,060 so if you need any tips, or, you know. 255 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,568 I'm sorry. 256 00:12:04,568 --> 00:12:05,770 That was a terrible joke. 257 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:07,130 - Careful, I'm gonna call my friend 258 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:08,633 mister lotion in the basket. 259 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:16,900 - That does qualify for some crazy family behavior, though. 260 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,483 - They mean well, I guess. 261 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:20,483 They love me but, 262 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:24,673 if it helps, who I am to kill Santa Claus and ruin it? 263 00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:27,617 And if they honestly believe 264 00:12:27,617 --> 00:12:29,390 that they're gonna talk to my mom 265 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:35,323 I mean if I believed that then, yeah. 266 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:37,913 - Wow. 267 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,810 Having an incredible personal thought just then. 268 00:12:41,810 --> 00:12:43,900 - No, not really. - It's none of my business, 269 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,079 you don't have to share it. 270 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:47,010 Just. 271 00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:48,440 - Not really. 272 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,073 - What were you thinking about? 273 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,420 - [Sam] Maybe you gotta earn that one. 274 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:07,390 - [Ben] You know the moon looks different 275 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,540 to people on the other side of the equator? 276 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,093 - [Sam] Really? 277 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:14,926 - [Ben] Yeah. 278 00:13:14,926 --> 00:13:16,543 - [Sam] Just full of thoughts, aren't you? 279 00:13:19,496 --> 00:13:20,329 - What's something you believe in 280 00:13:20,329 --> 00:13:21,763 that you can't necessarily prove? 281 00:13:24,573 --> 00:13:25,406 - Hmm. 282 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,980 Aliens. 283 00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:28,980 - That's a good one. 284 00:13:30,595 --> 00:13:33,634 If you were first contact, what would you do? 285 00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:34,467 - What would I do? 286 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,300 - Yeah. 287 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:39,270 An alien comes down off of his flying saucer 288 00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:41,570 or whatever and he comes there 289 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,440 and you are the first Earth being that he encounters. 290 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,750 What do you do? 291 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,583 - It depends. 292 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:48,680 Does he want to kill me? 293 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,513 - I don't know, who knows. 294 00:13:49,513 --> 00:13:52,130 He's standing there, he's looking at you, 295 00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,580 he's probably judging you by now 296 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,460 because you're taking so long to respond. 297 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,940 Maybe there is no intelligent life 298 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:57,840 on this planet after all. 299 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,223 - Okay, hi, hello. 300 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,580 - Hi, hello? - Yeah, hi, hello. 301 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:06,860 That's what I'd do. 302 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:07,730 - Wow. 303 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:10,840 He just ate you because he assumed you had no consciousness. 304 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:11,840 - What would you do? 305 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:23,470 That's it? 306 00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:24,700 - Yeah. 307 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,063 Circle says a lot. 308 00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:30,773 Fine, if he's not satisfied I'll draw some dots. 309 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:36,263 Okay, now I have a circle and some dots. 310 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,670 No way he doesn't recognize my brilliance. 311 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:44,500 - Maybe there is no intelligent life after all. 312 00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,253 Is that us? 313 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,193 - That's us. 314 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:57,913 "On it, everyone you love, everyone you know. 315 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,180 Everyone you ever heard of. 316 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,173 Every human being who ever was lived out their lives." 317 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:09,290 - [Sam] Will you read some more? 318 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,590 - "She was a wonder junkie. 319 00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,620 In her mind, she was a hill tribesman 320 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:16,350 standing slack jawed before the real Ishtar gate 321 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,353 of ancient Babel. 322 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,820 Dorothy, catching her first glimpse 323 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:24,123 of the vaulted spires of the emerald city of Oz. 324 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,360 She was Pocahontas, sailing up the Thames estuary 325 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,070 with London spread out before her 326 00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,770 from horizon to horizon." 327 00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,383 - Hi. 328 00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:54,216 - About time. 329 00:15:54,216 --> 00:15:55,049 - I'm sorry. 330 00:15:55,049 --> 00:15:56,136 (laughing) 331 00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:56,994 Hi. 332 00:15:56,994 --> 00:15:58,454 - What took you so long? 333 00:15:58,454 --> 00:16:00,111 - Hey, sorry. 334 00:16:00,111 --> 00:16:00,944 - We were driving. 335 00:16:00,944 --> 00:16:03,034 - Cute, cute, love it. 336 00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:04,130 - Hi. - Hi. 337 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,470 - Oh my god, Nat. 338 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:06,710 - What? 339 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:09,163 - I saw Victor Flores on Onegle. 340 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,033 - No. 341 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,370 - Like a month ago. 342 00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:15,560 I was just fucking around. 343 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,450 - Who's this? - Yeah, who is that? 344 00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:19,030 - Oh she was in love with him in high school. 345 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,970 - Oh my God, it was a crush. 346 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:21,940 - Yeah, okay. 347 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,970 You took that stupid photography class 348 00:16:23,970 --> 00:16:25,370 for like four years just for him. 349 00:16:25,370 --> 00:16:26,530 - Okay, he was hot. 350 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,600 Plus I got really good at taking photos. 351 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,530 Does anyone want to see one of my more famous photos? 352 00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:33,240 It's of Nat homecoming, 353 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,859 senior year. - All right, no, no, no. 354 00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:35,859 We are not playing this game. - Yeah, yeah I wanna see that. 355 00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:36,998 - Kevin. - No, I wanna see it, too. 356 00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,419 - I have it, I have it. - How did this 357 00:16:38,419 --> 00:16:39,252 become about me? 358 00:16:39,252 --> 00:16:41,473 I think that we should really just bring it back to Victor. 359 00:16:41,473 --> 00:16:43,010 - Oh, Victor Flores. 360 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,960 God, I swear he is the only reason 361 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,160 I ever started touching myself. 362 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:47,993 - Me, too. 363 00:16:47,993 --> 00:16:49,336 - Mine was Tori Black. 364 00:16:49,336 --> 00:16:50,169 (laughing) 365 00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:51,213 - Was she one of the popular kids? 366 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,976 - This one time, I really wanted Hot Cheetos 367 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,270 and I wanted to go to the nice vending machine 368 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:01,240 on the other side of the boy's locker room. 369 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,280 You know what goes down there. 370 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,113 - Cooties. 371 00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:04,946 - Worse. 372 00:17:04,946 --> 00:17:05,820 So I just want my chips 373 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,230 and I have the money 374 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,600 and of course the Hot Cheetos 375 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,890 get stuck in the little curly thing 376 00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:13,290 and all the football guys come over 377 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,920 and they start hitting it 378 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,410 and they're like grabbing it 379 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,290 and I just want to get out of there 380 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,123 and I was like, 381 00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:20,150 this thing is gonna break. 382 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,540 We're all gonna get in trouble. 383 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,040 I'm never gonna go to college. 384 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:25,233 And then Victor shows up. 385 00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:27,510 God, that beautiful man. 386 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,000 He rolls up his sleeves 387 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,940 and he pulls out a dollar 388 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,930 and I swear, he just walks straight up 389 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:36,180 to me with two bags of chips and just goes, 390 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,070 here's one for later. 391 00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,310 - Go fuck yourself. (laughing) 392 00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,650 - I did. 393 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:41,483 I did do that. 394 00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:42,825 I did do that. 395 00:17:42,825 --> 00:17:43,658 I did. 396 00:17:43,658 --> 00:17:44,653 - You know, in high school, I played soccer 397 00:17:44,653 --> 00:17:45,486 and there-- - Oh, babe. 398 00:17:45,486 --> 00:17:48,240 Babe, don't, don't try to beat Victor Flores. 399 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,973 You're not Victor Flores. 400 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:55,040 That's because you are so much better than Victor. 401 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,563 - [Kevin] I'm better than Victor Flores? 402 00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:58,260 - Oh yeah. - Yeah? 403 00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:01,510 - Well, am I bigger than Victor Flores? 404 00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:03,090 - So much bigger. 405 00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:04,040 - [Kevin] Say my name, baby. 406 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,039 - Mhm, Victor. 407 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:08,975 - Oh yeah, come on, all right. 408 00:18:08,975 --> 00:18:09,808 Seriously. 409 00:18:09,808 --> 00:18:10,900 (laughing) 410 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,100 - Very good. 411 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,057 Good save, good save. 412 00:18:14,057 --> 00:18:15,337 - I'm sorry. 413 00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:17,132 - I don't think you are. 414 00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:17,965 - I'm not. 415 00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:18,916 But tell us about soccer. 416 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:19,749 - I couldn't. 417 00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:20,582 The stories gone. 418 00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:22,592 - Oh come on, we wanna hear about your glory days. 419 00:18:22,592 --> 00:18:24,310 - All right, all right, so coach let me play forward. 420 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,640 - He's so excited. - Big game, right, 421 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,473 semifinals. 422 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,690 - Hey. 423 00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:39,060 Forgot your jacket. 424 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:39,893 - Oh. 425 00:18:40,948 --> 00:18:42,367 - So. - Thank you. 426 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,270 - You're welcome. 427 00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:44,500 - Thanks for driving today. 428 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,250 - Yeah, no worries. 429 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,490 Actually had a lot of fun. 430 00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:48,890 - Yeah, it was a lot of fun. 431 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,713 - So you know what Natalie's doing, right? 432 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:56,480 - She's doing it to you, too? 433 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,313 - Uh huh. 434 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,028 - What should we do about it? 435 00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:01,880 - I don't know. 436 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,750 Don't really want to give her the satisfaction. 437 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,790 She's hold it over us forever. 438 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,040 - That's definitely true. 439 00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:09,850 - What do you think? 440 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:15,440 - Uh, uh I don't have the confidence 441 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,673 to answer that question. 442 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:21,370 - What time are you getting here tomorrow? 443 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,308 - Probably a little before eight, I guess, 444 00:19:24,308 --> 00:19:25,480 depends on when I can convince my sister 445 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,640 to get out the door. 446 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:27,473 - Okay. 447 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,580 Well I'll see you then? 448 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:35,004 - Yeah. 449 00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:35,837 All right. 450 00:19:35,837 --> 00:19:36,831 - Bye, bye. - Thank you. 451 00:19:36,831 --> 00:19:37,664 - Yeah. 452 00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:42,873 (knocking at door) 453 00:19:42,873 --> 00:19:43,908 - You hungry? 454 00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:45,767 - Yeah, I could eat. 455 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,900 - Please don't make me go tomorrow. 456 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,333 - You always said you wanted to make friends. 457 00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:56,410 - How was the drive, how do you feel? 458 00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:57,780 - Feel good. 459 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,790 We took the one up. 460 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:00,970 - We? 461 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:03,510 - I picked up one of Natalie's friends in LA 462 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:05,020 and drove up with her. 463 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,750 - Her? - Uh huh. 464 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,150 A female. 465 00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:08,983 - Was she cute? 466 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,643 - Yeah, she's pretty cute. 467 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,090 She's nice. 468 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:14,923 - Nice? 469 00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:17,880 Oh, shit. 470 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,160 Okay, tell me about her. 471 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,050 What you guys do? 472 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:23,870 Oh my God, you were in Big Sur together, fucking hell. 473 00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:24,703 Where'd you guys get dinner? 474 00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:25,960 Did you go to a sit down restaurant? 475 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,295 Was it on the coast? 476 00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:28,150 Did you hold hands as the sun went down? 477 00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:30,290 - Jesus you are insane. 478 00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:31,123 - Tell me! 479 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,236 - We stopped in Monterey. 480 00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:37,036 - Oh Ben, you have so much to learn. 481 00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:39,050 - You wanna meet her? 482 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,560 - Is she coming over? 483 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:41,940 You know I just go that couch. 484 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,580 - Why do you even say things like that? 485 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,844 - What? 486 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,000 I don't want you two making squishing noises on my couch. 487 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,663 - Okay just stop, please. 488 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:52,010 - I'm just excited that you're getting back out there again. 489 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:54,150 You've been pretty much radioactive for three years. 490 00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:55,510 - Thanks. 491 00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:57,440 - I always thought that nurse had a thing for you. 492 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,833 - Yeah, you weren't too subtle about that. 493 00:21:04,154 --> 00:21:06,780 - Okay, so when do I get to meet car girl? 494 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,250 - Probably tomorrow. 495 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,150 - What's tomorrow? 496 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:11,728 Oh fu... 497 00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:15,636 - Happy my birthday. 498 00:21:15,636 --> 00:21:17,053 - Happy birthday. 499 00:21:18,697 --> 00:21:19,750 You know my sister, Jackie? 500 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,530 - Jackie, you look so good. - Happy, happy. 501 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,363 - You look so good. - Happy birthday. 502 00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:23,753 - I'm obsessed with it. 503 00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:24,586 Give me a hug. 504 00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:29,586 (upbeat dance music) (indistinct conversations) 505 00:21:35,405 --> 00:21:37,986 - Wait, how can you like Eddie Vedder and not Pearl Jam? 506 00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:38,819 - I don't know. 507 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:39,652 I don't really like Pearl Jam. 508 00:21:39,652 --> 00:21:41,800 I mean they're good but they're not as good 509 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,787 as just Eddie Vedder, you know? 510 00:21:43,787 --> 00:21:44,827 - What has he even done? 511 00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:46,040 - He did the "Into the Wild" soundtrack 512 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,006 and an album with a ukulele. 513 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,440 - Oh, so you're a pussy. 514 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,460 - Okay, where's Ben? 515 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,307 He would agree with me on this? 516 00:21:54,307 --> 00:21:56,170 - And Sam. 517 00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:57,370 Have you guys seen them? 518 00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:00,533 - They're not in here. 519 00:22:05,268 --> 00:22:06,101 - Jules. 520 00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:07,890 Have you seen Ben or Sam? 521 00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:10,723 (speaking French) 522 00:22:13,148 --> 00:22:15,129 Oh my God, come on. 523 00:22:15,129 --> 00:22:16,270 - Oh my God, I figured it out. 524 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:18,875 You sound like the narrator on SpongeBob. 525 00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:22,518 You know, the welcome to Bikini Bottom. 526 00:22:22,518 --> 00:22:25,685 (muffled dance music) 527 00:22:27,898 --> 00:22:29,136 - Hey, hello. 528 00:22:29,136 --> 00:22:29,969 - Hi. 529 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:32,240 - You guys are cute. 530 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:33,073 - Oh. 531 00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:35,280 You know I can see your ass every time you bend 532 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:36,560 over in that dress. 533 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,510 - That's the point. 534 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,470 - Okay, bye. 535 00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:44,303 - Sorry. 536 00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:46,990 - Don't leave me in here with her. 537 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,755 - Oh wow, oh. 538 00:22:51,755 --> 00:22:53,675 (laughing) 539 00:22:53,675 --> 00:22:54,853 That was a whole thing. 540 00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,510 - Yes it was. 541 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,800 - I like your sister. 542 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,863 - Yeah, she's, all right. 543 00:23:03,670 --> 00:23:05,014 - You know what she told me? 544 00:23:05,014 --> 00:23:06,450 - Oh god, what? 545 00:23:06,450 --> 00:23:10,380 - Let's see, she said that used to pee like a dog 546 00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:13,510 or that she caught you peeing like a dog. 547 00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:14,343 - It was one time. 548 00:23:14,343 --> 00:23:15,430 - Why? 549 00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:16,263 - I don't know. 550 00:23:16,263 --> 00:23:20,550 I was a kid and I saw the dog peeing in the backyard 551 00:23:20,550 --> 00:23:23,970 and thought it looked fun and so I tried it. 552 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,683 - What do you mean try? 553 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,875 - So you're gonna make me spell this okay. 554 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:30,708 Okay, yeah, all right. 555 00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:32,590 Well, I got on all fours 556 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:35,523 and I lifted a leg up and peed. 557 00:23:37,205 --> 00:23:38,587 - Oh my god. 558 00:23:38,587 --> 00:23:39,587 - All right. 559 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:43,020 - I have a sister. 560 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,220 - Yeah, what's her name? 561 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,053 - Kelly. 562 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,660 She just got married in April. 563 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:49,787 - Oh nice. 564 00:23:49,787 --> 00:23:51,060 What was your role at the wedding? 565 00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:52,030 - Maid of Honor. 566 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,441 - Right. 567 00:23:53,441 --> 00:23:54,274 - It was hell, though, 568 00:23:54,274 --> 00:23:55,760 I wanted to light her hair on fire half the time. 569 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,700 - She older or younger? 570 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,360 - Younger. 571 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,650 - Damn. 572 00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:02,187 How does that make you feel? 573 00:24:02,187 --> 00:24:03,787 Younger sister getting married before you. 574 00:24:03,787 --> 00:24:05,200 You know that could get you killed in certain cultures. 575 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,360 - Shut up. 576 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,890 Being married right now sounds awful. 577 00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:09,740 Kelly's 23. 578 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,870 I don't even know I want to be married at 33. 579 00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:13,931 - You know that could get you killed in our culture. 580 00:24:13,931 --> 00:24:14,764 - But why? 581 00:24:14,764 --> 00:24:15,880 Relationships are insane. 582 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,030 Every relationship that I've ever had has failed 583 00:24:19,030 --> 00:24:21,570 and if by some miracle one doesn't fail 584 00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:24,803 then I'm gonna be with that person for the rest of my life. 585 00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:27,980 I don't know which one sounds worse. 586 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:30,490 Like I get it when marriage had a purpose. 587 00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:33,000 You know, when our life expectancy was lower 588 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,040 and men hunted and women gathered and all that. 589 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,010 But I don't know, I just seems like our society 590 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,207 has out paced our biology. 591 00:24:40,207 --> 00:24:42,520 I mean, it be insane if I popped out five babies 592 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,331 by the time I was 21. 593 00:24:44,331 --> 00:24:45,947 I would of made my mom cry. 594 00:24:45,947 --> 00:24:48,142 - No, I get that. 595 00:24:48,142 --> 00:24:49,250 I'm part of a generation 596 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:51,203 that will never be forced to go to war. 597 00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,210 Right, I'm not gonna find myself 598 00:24:54,210 --> 00:24:55,407 on some cloudy beach one day 599 00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:57,883 and be told to run up a hill or die. 600 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:01,310 - You think that's wrong? 601 00:25:02,747 --> 00:25:04,800 - I don't know. 602 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,060 If I say no is that fucked up? 603 00:25:06,060 --> 00:25:07,580 - Yeah. 604 00:25:07,580 --> 00:25:08,413 (laughing) 605 00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:09,643 I'm kidding. 606 00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:11,160 - What about you? 607 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,130 - What about me? 608 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:13,390 - You could go to war, too 609 00:25:13,390 --> 00:25:14,817 What leaves you out of this? 610 00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:15,650 - They don't want me. 611 00:25:15,650 --> 00:25:16,483 I can barely do 10 pushups. 612 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:18,220 - Oh what happened to miss muscles from yesterday? 613 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:19,250 - I'm just saying I'm stronger than you. 614 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,302 - Yeah, you could barely get up those rocks. 615 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:25,040 - You think I couldn't? 616 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,993 You wanna kiss me again. 617 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,960 (muffled singing of "Happy Birthday") 618 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,199 Should we go inside? 619 00:25:40,199 --> 00:25:41,861 - No. 620 00:25:41,861 --> 00:25:43,611 - Come on, we should. 621 00:25:45,937 --> 00:25:50,043 ♪ Happy birthday dear Natalie ♪ 622 00:25:50,043 --> 00:25:53,376 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 623 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,290 (cheering) 624 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,102 - Yeah! 625 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:01,750 - Speech. - Speech. 626 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:04,290 - Speech. - Okay, okay. 627 00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:07,320 Okay, thank you all for coming. 628 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,640 You all know how I do my birthday 629 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,980 and so if you're brave enough, 630 00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:14,750 you're gonna stick it out until the very end 631 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,080 and you're all brave enough. 632 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,610 So I don't want to be the only one 633 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,163 who runs into that wall tonight. 634 00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:21,070 (laughing) 635 00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:23,400 But seriously, I look around this room 636 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,950 and I see my favorite people, people I love, 637 00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:29,640 and some people who piss me off. 638 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,939 - [Man] Fuck you. 639 00:26:30,939 --> 00:26:31,772 (laughing) 640 00:26:31,772 --> 00:26:34,550 - I'm really glad you guys knew who I was talking about. 641 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:40,080 But seriously, I'm so happy you're all in my life 642 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,793 and I'm so happy you're here tonight. 643 00:26:42,758 --> 00:26:44,341 So cheers. - Cheers. 644 00:26:46,419 --> 00:26:47,744 - All right, get over to that table. 645 00:26:47,744 --> 00:26:48,742 We're getting fucked up. 646 00:26:48,742 --> 00:26:50,760 (cheering) 647 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:54,343 (lighthearted indie music) 648 00:26:59,024 --> 00:27:00,742 ♪ If you're lost ♪ 649 00:27:00,742 --> 00:27:02,582 ♪ And feeling gloomy ♪ 650 00:27:02,582 --> 00:27:04,576 ♪ We can cuddle up ♪ 651 00:27:04,576 --> 00:27:08,441 ♪ And listen to me ♪ 652 00:27:08,441 --> 00:27:11,802 ♪ You're gonna be okay ♪ 653 00:27:11,802 --> 00:27:16,086 ♪ Soon ♪ 654 00:27:16,086 --> 00:27:20,022 ♪ If you've got the Monday blues ♪ 655 00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:25,022 ♪ If there's water in your shoes ♪ 656 00:27:25,286 --> 00:27:30,286 ♪ You're gonna be okay soon ♪ 657 00:27:34,143 --> 00:27:39,143 ♪ You're gonna be okay soon ♪ 658 00:27:41,344 --> 00:27:43,222 ♪ So cheer up ♪ 659 00:27:43,222 --> 00:27:46,464 ♪ The world is spinning ♪ 660 00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:50,603 ♪ People that you love are living ♪ 661 00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:54,270 ♪ You can light up the room ♪ 662 00:27:58,864 --> 00:28:02,447 (lighthearted kazoo music) 663 00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:14,717 ♪ Cheer up ♪ 664 00:28:14,717 --> 00:28:17,964 ♪ The world is spinning ♪ 665 00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:21,961 ♪ People that you love are living ♪ 666 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:26,961 ♪ You can light up the room ♪ 667 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:30,823 ♪ Cheer up ♪ 668 00:28:30,823 --> 00:28:33,665 ♪ Make a smoothie ♪ 669 00:28:33,665 --> 00:28:37,804 ♪ Take a bath or watch a movie ♪ 670 00:28:37,804 --> 00:28:41,471 ♪ You're gonna be okay soon ♪ 671 00:28:43,804 --> 00:28:47,387 (indistinct conversations) 672 00:28:57,926 --> 00:28:58,780 - Sounds good. 673 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,000 - Dancing. 674 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,366 I remember dancing. 675 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:03,025 - Well, you danced. - That's all you remember? 676 00:29:03,025 --> 00:29:04,100 'Cause there was a lot more 677 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,250 than dancing we did. - I remember tequila. 678 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,065 - Yeah and Jell-O shots. 679 00:29:10,065 --> 00:29:10,898 - Too many Jell-O shots. 680 00:29:10,898 --> 00:29:12,530 - [Sam] That you tried to make more of 681 00:29:12,530 --> 00:29:14,540 once you were completely inebriated. 682 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:16,859 - Oh my god, that's the shit in the sink this morning. 683 00:29:16,859 --> 00:29:17,970 - [Sam] That's the shit in the sink this morning. 684 00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:19,681 - Make so much sense now. 685 00:29:19,681 --> 00:29:20,720 - Yeah, that was it. 686 00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,553 - [Sam] Well congrats. 687 00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:23,353 You uncovered the mystery. 688 00:29:23,353 --> 00:29:24,880 - What do you guys think of my hangover cure spot? 689 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,430 - I love it, it's cute. - It's great. 690 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:28,600 - I used to work right down the street from here. 691 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,260 - Still work right down the street from everywhere. 692 00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:33,150 - Hey, I gotta get paid. 693 00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:35,040 - You gotta not get fired. 694 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,720 - I got fired one time. 695 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,950 - Whoa, how were you fired? 696 00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:41,030 - Fraternizing with the customers. 697 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,110 - Yeah, with you. 698 00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:44,860 So really it's your fault and I wasn't fired, 699 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:46,390 they just stopped giving me shifts. 700 00:29:46,390 --> 00:29:49,803 - Okay so how fraternized were you? 701 00:29:50,988 --> 00:29:51,821 - Fratner. 702 00:29:52,906 --> 00:29:53,739 - But it worked out. 703 00:29:53,739 --> 00:29:55,890 I mean I was out of a job and you were free 704 00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:57,480 and I think that's the weekend 705 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,230 we spent in San Diego at your cousin's place. 706 00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:02,050 - Yeah, it's all part of your evil plan 707 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,970 to get me to like you. 708 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,510 - I think you always liked me. 709 00:30:05,510 --> 00:30:07,380 We can ask your old boss if you liked me. 710 00:30:07,380 --> 00:30:09,303 - I didn't like you, we had chemistry. 711 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,060 I liked you later. 712 00:30:12,588 --> 00:30:14,386 - When did you like me? 713 00:30:14,386 --> 00:30:15,219 - [Natalie] When did you like me? 714 00:30:15,219 --> 00:30:16,841 - I always liked you. 715 00:30:16,841 --> 00:30:17,674 - No, you didn't. 716 00:30:17,674 --> 00:30:18,507 - Yeah. 717 00:30:18,507 --> 00:30:19,363 I mean that was the least of my feelings. 718 00:30:19,363 --> 00:30:20,240 - Oh boy. - Stop. 719 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,666 My skins gonna crawl off. 720 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:22,668 Stop. 721 00:30:22,668 --> 00:30:24,146 - We're making things awkward? 722 00:30:24,146 --> 00:30:24,979 - I'm not looking, I'm not looking. 723 00:30:24,979 --> 00:30:26,301 - Okay, okay, okay. 724 00:30:26,301 --> 00:30:27,134 Well, if we're gonna make this awkward 725 00:30:27,134 --> 00:30:28,430 let's make this awkward. 726 00:30:28,430 --> 00:30:30,193 Ben, who likes who more? 727 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,380 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I'm sorry. 728 00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:35,950 - Do you like Sam more does Sam like you more? 729 00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:37,250 Like where are we at here? 730 00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:40,590 - You mean like do I like-- 731 00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,060 - Don't, don't answer. 732 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,110 Just don't answer it. 733 00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:45,154 Just don't. 734 00:30:45,154 --> 00:30:46,393 - There is something here though, right? 735 00:30:50,090 --> 00:30:52,470 Oh man, you guys gotta take words less seriously. 736 00:30:52,470 --> 00:30:53,640 I mean getting to know people, 737 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,740 like finding things about people, that's hard enough. 738 00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:59,320 You guys are here delicately sweeping away 739 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,430 but you gotta just rip that shit out of the ground. 740 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:02,390 You know, time's wasting. 741 00:31:02,390 --> 00:31:03,640 What are you waiting for? 742 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,060 - I mean between us there's something fun. 743 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:10,160 But, I. - But but but. 744 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,250 Well then what is it, Sam? 745 00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:12,890 Why won't you guys just say it? 746 00:31:12,890 --> 00:31:15,060 - Kevin we all know that your mom still dresses you. 747 00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:17,570 Just 'cause we don't say it doesn't mean it's not true. 748 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:18,645 (laughing) 749 00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:19,478 - [Sam] Slow clap. 750 00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:20,311 - You son of a bitch. 751 00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:21,452 - I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. 752 00:31:21,452 --> 00:31:22,850 - What did you say? 753 00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:23,884 - I'm on your team. 754 00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,010 - What did you say? 755 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:26,428 - [Sam] I'm proud of you for that. 756 00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:27,261 - [Ben] Yeah, thank you. 757 00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:28,400 Thank you. 758 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,252 Now we can move on. 759 00:31:30,252 --> 00:31:33,697 - [Sam] Now we can move on. 760 00:31:33,697 --> 00:31:38,697 (soft music) (indistinct conversations) 761 00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:51,940 - Alrighty. 762 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:53,740 We gotta go meet my parents. 763 00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:54,573 Gotta do it. 764 00:31:55,477 --> 00:31:56,576 I love you. - Love you. 765 00:31:56,576 --> 00:31:57,409 - See you guys later. 766 00:31:57,409 --> 00:31:58,242 Are you gonna be okay? 767 00:31:59,587 --> 00:32:00,976 Of course you are. 768 00:32:00,976 --> 00:32:01,809 Let's go. 769 00:32:02,896 --> 00:32:03,965 - Bye. 770 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:04,798 - Bye. - Bye bye. 771 00:32:06,579 --> 00:32:07,412 - See ya, Kev. 772 00:32:07,412 --> 00:32:09,010 - See ya. 773 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:09,843 - I hate them. 774 00:32:09,843 --> 00:32:11,223 They're cute and I hate them. 775 00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:15,650 - How you feeling? 776 00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:16,830 - Good. 777 00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:18,193 Food helped. 778 00:32:18,193 --> 00:32:19,026 - Yes, it did. 779 00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:22,750 You wanna do something? 780 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,243 - Sure, like what? 781 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,770 - [Ben] Let's drive across the Golden Gate bridge. 782 00:32:28,770 --> 00:32:29,603 - [Sam] Really? 783 00:32:29,603 --> 00:32:31,200 - [Ben] Yeah. 784 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,550 - [Sam] It's all traffic. 785 00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:34,020 - [Ben] Okay, I dragged your ass 786 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,510 all the way up the one yesterday 787 00:32:35,510 --> 00:32:38,870 and I think it's only fair that we cross the finish line. 788 00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:41,120 The Golden Gate is pretty much the most iconic part 789 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,455 of the entire PCH and we're just not gonna do it? 790 00:32:44,455 --> 00:32:46,455 I mean it's right there. 791 00:32:47,637 --> 00:32:48,470 - Okay. 792 00:32:49,596 --> 00:32:50,596 - All right. 793 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,339 - [Sam] Back in high school, 794 00:32:56,339 --> 00:32:58,497 Natalie and I used to bring our boyfriends up here. 795 00:32:58,497 --> 00:32:59,330 - Oh. 796 00:32:59,330 --> 00:33:01,010 - Natalie boyfriend had the only truck 797 00:33:01,010 --> 00:33:03,440 in the entire city, I swear. 798 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,950 We would all cram into his flat bed 799 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:08,790 and listen to country music and play stupid games 800 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:10,830 like truth or dare. 801 00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:13,680 Sometimes we'd steal some beer from Natalie's parents. 802 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,600 It was very rebellious time. 803 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,597 - Oh yeah. 804 00:33:16,597 --> 00:33:17,738 This you and Victor? 805 00:33:17,738 --> 00:33:18,590 - Who? 806 00:33:18,590 --> 00:33:20,200 Victor Flores? - Yeah. 807 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,600 - No. 808 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,720 I had Michael. 809 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,010 - Oh, Michael. 810 00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:25,153 Yeah he sounds ugly. 811 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:26,910 You guys still talk? 812 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:28,522 - No. 813 00:33:28,522 --> 00:33:31,418 But if I messaged him we'd catch up no problem. 814 00:33:31,418 --> 00:33:34,910 - So this is kinda like sacred ground for you up here. 815 00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:36,120 - Yeah. 816 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,140 Right there, it's where I smoked weed 817 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:41,500 for the first time in my life. 818 00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,730 - Right there? 819 00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:44,033 There? 820 00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:44,866 - Yes. 821 00:33:46,550 --> 00:33:47,503 - Can we sit there? 822 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,310 - Yeah. 823 00:33:51,310 --> 00:33:52,340 - Yeah. 824 00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:54,816 - Yeah, sure. 825 00:33:54,816 --> 00:33:57,066 (laughing) 826 00:33:59,015 --> 00:33:59,848 Viola. 827 00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:01,606 - Wow. 828 00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,120 So what, you're just sitting here 829 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,680 and someone just hands you a joint? 830 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,050 - Yeah, totally. 831 00:34:09,050 --> 00:34:10,760 Except we were so uncool. 832 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,010 It wasn't like, hey do you want to fit in, 833 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:15,163 it was it, is this how you do it? 834 00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:17,123 - Come on. 835 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:18,930 There's no way you were uncool. 836 00:34:18,930 --> 00:34:21,460 You are objectively and scientifically 837 00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:23,913 decently attractive. 838 00:34:25,110 --> 00:34:27,060 - Well, we thought we were cool. 839 00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:28,410 Let's just put it that way. 840 00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:32,723 - So which one of you lost your virginity up here? 841 00:34:35,110 --> 00:34:36,616 Oh come on. 842 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,930 One of you guys must have. 843 00:34:37,930 --> 00:34:38,763 Look at this spot. 844 00:34:38,763 --> 00:34:41,730 It's like embarrassing how romantic it is. 845 00:34:41,730 --> 00:34:43,931 If I was Michael and I was sitting next to you, 846 00:34:43,931 --> 00:34:45,850 it be hard to be thinking about anything else. 847 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:47,273 If I was Michael, of course. 848 00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:53,216 - Well, you're not wrong. 849 00:34:54,501 --> 00:34:56,133 - About what, about fucking up here? 850 00:34:57,170 --> 00:34:58,003 Virginity? 851 00:35:00,458 --> 00:35:01,291 No. 852 00:35:01,291 --> 00:35:02,124 Natalie. 853 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:05,593 Wait you? 854 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:10,063 Where? 855 00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:15,460 He... 856 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:17,095 Here? 857 00:35:17,095 --> 00:35:19,695 On the dirty ass stairs? 858 00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:21,707 - Yeah. 859 00:35:21,707 --> 00:35:22,540 - What? 860 00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:23,900 You and Michael right here? 861 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:25,490 - Stop. 862 00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:26,820 - I can't even be here with you. 863 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:28,298 I can't be sitting there. 864 00:35:28,298 --> 00:35:30,250 - Shut up. - This is wrong. 865 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:31,083 - Stop. 866 00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:33,230 - This is like, this is like going to a stranger's funeral. 867 00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:34,123 - Sit down. 868 00:35:35,157 --> 00:35:36,154 Jesus. 869 00:35:36,154 --> 00:35:37,904 - It's forever unclean. - Shut up. 870 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,336 - I can smell it. 871 00:35:42,336 --> 00:35:43,776 - Shut up. 872 00:35:43,776 --> 00:35:47,109 (soft reflective music) 873 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,200 - [Ben] So how'd it start? 874 00:36:06,269 --> 00:36:08,380 - [Sam] So I don't get it, is that the one or the 101? 875 00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:09,920 - [Ben] It's both. 876 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,643 - So they just split off and just one keeps going? 877 00:36:13,696 --> 00:36:15,653 - They split off somewhere up there. 878 00:36:15,653 --> 00:36:17,020 We can check if you want. 879 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:18,620 - No. 880 00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:20,037 Fuck Google. 881 00:36:20,037 --> 00:36:22,704 We'll just drive, we'll find it. 882 00:36:31,813 --> 00:36:34,117 Do you think that we have no culture? 883 00:36:34,117 --> 00:36:35,210 - [Ben] You and me or just you? 884 00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:36,230 - [Sam] Ha ha. 885 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:37,980 No us, Americans. 886 00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:39,250 Do you remember that guy at the party, 887 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:40,950 the French guy, Emma's friend? 888 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:42,730 He was saying that he loves America 889 00:36:42,730 --> 00:36:44,653 because we have no culture. 890 00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:47,893 - [Ben] We definitely have culture. 891 00:36:47,893 --> 00:36:49,240 You should ask the guy if he's ever seen 892 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,803 a movie or listened to music. 893 00:36:50,803 --> 00:36:52,650 - I think we were listening to all the wrong things 894 00:36:52,650 --> 00:36:53,913 to make that argument. 895 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,040 - [Ben] What you say to him? 896 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,810 - I told him we make better wine than them. 897 00:36:57,810 --> 00:37:00,112 - Oh, those are fighting words right there. 898 00:37:00,112 --> 00:37:01,070 - I know, he got so mad. 899 00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:02,610 It was great. 900 00:37:02,610 --> 00:37:04,152 (cursing in French) 901 00:37:04,152 --> 00:37:05,370 He said, we have better wine than you. 902 00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:07,740 In the whole world, it's the best. 903 00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:09,350 - That was you, that was your French accent? 904 00:37:09,350 --> 00:37:10,550 - Yes, thank you. - French accent. 905 00:37:10,550 --> 00:37:12,065 - I know. 906 00:37:12,065 --> 00:37:12,898 (speaking mock French) 907 00:37:12,898 --> 00:37:13,862 Yes. 908 00:37:13,862 --> 00:37:14,695 - That's better. 909 00:37:14,695 --> 00:37:15,920 - [Sam] That literally is what I said. 910 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,753 - Say it again. 911 00:37:16,753 --> 00:37:18,265 Let me hear it. (mock French) 912 00:37:18,265 --> 00:37:19,098 That's not quite what I'm saying. 913 00:37:19,098 --> 00:37:20,826 But. - Well, that's how he said it. 914 00:37:20,826 --> 00:37:22,266 I don't know if you think you're the expert. 915 00:37:22,266 --> 00:37:23,509 - I mean he's French, I don't think he said it 916 00:37:23,509 --> 00:37:24,342 like what you said. 917 00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:26,810 And look, they've got their wine, okay, 918 00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:29,960 and they've got their cheese and their rusty old tower 919 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,650 but if we take away their wine, 920 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,105 then what do they got? 921 00:37:33,105 --> 00:37:36,510 They just got a bunch of cheese and a tower, sober. 922 00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:38,490 - Yeah. - It's almost un-American. 923 00:37:38,490 --> 00:37:39,323 - It felt rude. - Yeah, damn right. 924 00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:40,700 - Like, no culture? 925 00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:41,720 What isn't culture? 926 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:46,510 Culture is history and places and cities and food. 927 00:37:46,510 --> 00:37:48,060 It's like saying we have no personality. 928 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:50,928 That's what it felt like when he said it. 929 00:37:50,928 --> 00:37:52,670 I don't know, they have the Eiffel Tower 930 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:53,990 we have the Statue of Liberty. 931 00:37:53,990 --> 00:37:55,720 They have wine, we have wine. 932 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,066 They have cheese, we have pizza. 933 00:37:59,066 --> 00:38:01,200 - Okay but do you know how the Statue of Liberty came to be? 934 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,520 - [Sam] No, how? 935 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,010 - The French gave it to us. 936 00:38:04,010 --> 00:38:05,130 - Oh come on. 937 00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:06,730 You know what else they gave us? 938 00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:07,563 - What. 939 00:38:07,563 --> 00:38:08,450 - Louisiana. 940 00:38:08,450 --> 00:38:10,310 And if they had just kept that to themselves 941 00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:12,860 then they could have said that they invented Forest Gump 942 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:14,303 and also Jazz. 943 00:38:15,437 --> 00:38:18,610 - It could be argued that classical French brass 944 00:38:18,610 --> 00:38:20,610 did inspire Jazz. 945 00:38:20,610 --> 00:38:21,670 - Can you? 946 00:38:21,670 --> 00:38:23,910 - Think you about it, it makes sense. 947 00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:26,580 Like, okay the northeast is New England, right, 948 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:28,090 and it's pretty English. 949 00:38:28,090 --> 00:38:29,550 The southwest is Spanish. 950 00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:30,650 Louisiana is French. 951 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:32,440 We all have what we got. 952 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,270 You and me are just a sad followup 953 00:38:35,270 --> 00:38:37,143 to another lost generation. 954 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,070 - Who said that, lost generation? 955 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:42,150 - Some old lady used to describe people like 956 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:44,060 Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Picasso. 957 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,610 Guys who survived WWI 958 00:38:45,610 --> 00:38:47,360 but weren't particularly happy about it. 959 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,520 - See, there's more classic American things. 960 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,990 For Whom the Bell Tolls. 961 00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:53,193 The Great Gatsby. 962 00:38:54,112 --> 00:38:55,780 WWI. 963 00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:57,720 - Yeah, except for the fact that I think she met 964 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:00,300 them all while they were expats living in Paris, France. 965 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,300 - No. - Fitzgerald even wrote 966 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:03,530 The Great Gatsby, I'm pretty sure, 967 00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:04,600 while he was in Paris. 968 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,170 - Now you're just making shit up, stop. 969 00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:08,580 - Maybe that guy was right, though. 970 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,547 Are we French? 971 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:10,830 Are we French right now? 972 00:39:10,830 --> 00:39:12,703 - I'm feeling really French right now. 973 00:39:12,703 --> 00:39:14,820 There's a lot happening. 974 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,370 - They drive on the right side of the road. 975 00:39:16,370 --> 00:39:18,280 We drive on the right side of the road. 976 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,560 We didn't have to do that. 977 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,550 - Wait, why do we wear shoes on our feet? 978 00:39:21,550 --> 00:39:23,400 - Personally, I saw a French guy do it once 979 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:24,460 so I took 'em off my hands, 980 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,416 tried it the French way, total game changer. 981 00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,230 - You know that every menu in the whole McDonald's world 982 00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:29,890 has the French on it? 983 00:39:29,890 --> 00:39:32,140 - George Washington, he didn't speak English. 984 00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:34,610 - I'm just imaging that painting 985 00:39:34,610 --> 00:39:35,940 where he's crossing The Delaware 986 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,320 all sneaky in the middle of the night 987 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:38,610 and no one in the whole boat 988 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:40,420 can understand a word he's saying 989 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:42,060 - God damn it, George, what the fuck are we doing? 990 00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:43,904 There's fucking icebergs out here. 991 00:39:43,904 --> 00:39:45,824 (mock French accent) It's George. 992 00:39:45,824 --> 00:39:48,074 (laughing) 993 00:39:49,742 --> 00:39:51,402 (soft reflective guitar music) 994 00:39:51,402 --> 00:39:52,235 - Wow. 995 00:39:54,501 --> 00:39:57,642 Well they don't got this, my friend. 996 00:39:57,642 --> 00:40:00,975 (soft reflective music) 997 00:41:12,873 --> 00:41:14,523 What does this make you think of? 998 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,840 - How lucky we are in this life. 999 00:41:20,013 --> 00:41:21,423 And a slight fear of getting pooped on. 1000 00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:25,397 What about you? 1001 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,620 - My mom and dad took us out here when we moved. 1002 00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:32,720 Just me and my sister. 1003 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,700 I think they wanted to show us how awesome 1004 00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:37,143 the West Coast was gonna be. 1005 00:41:38,279 --> 00:41:39,179 But I hated it. 1006 00:41:40,610 --> 00:41:44,323 First day, I ran out into the woods and got super lost. 1007 00:41:45,410 --> 00:41:48,633 I just remember being really afraid of every little sound. 1008 00:41:50,650 --> 00:41:52,200 Eventually, I got to this river 1009 00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:56,700 and I just took my shoes off and I cried, 1010 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,603 like I really had a moment. 1011 00:42:00,470 --> 00:42:04,461 But when I looked up, in front of the redwoods, 1012 00:42:04,461 --> 00:42:05,611 I saw these three deer. 1013 00:42:06,490 --> 00:42:09,360 It was a mom and her two babies. 1014 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,763 She was just staring at me. 1015 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:13,870 Really staring at me. 1016 00:42:13,870 --> 00:42:16,653 Her ears and everything just completely facing me. 1017 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,720 I thought they were gonna cross. 1018 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,433 - Did they? 1019 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,233 - No. 1020 00:42:24,213 --> 00:42:25,873 It's the thought that counts. 1021 00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:31,343 - Almost time. 1022 00:42:33,390 --> 00:42:34,390 Don't touch the pot. 1023 00:42:35,378 --> 00:42:36,570 - The one that's in the fire? 1024 00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:37,420 - That's the one. 1025 00:42:40,230 --> 00:42:41,680 - [Sam] Hurry up, I'm hungry. 1026 00:43:03,298 --> 00:43:05,965 - Hey, can I tell you something? 1027 00:43:06,870 --> 00:43:08,720 I don't think I'll ever forget today. 1028 00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:16,830 - I'm gonna set up some blankets before it gets dark. 1029 00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:24,083 But, I'm having a good time, too. 1030 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,260 Ben. 1031 00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:39,907 - Yeah? 1032 00:43:39,907 --> 00:43:41,074 - I need help. 1033 00:44:45,066 --> 00:44:47,046 ♪ There's a ship ♪ 1034 00:44:47,046 --> 00:44:51,988 ♪ That sails by my window ♪ 1035 00:44:51,988 --> 00:44:53,588 ♪ There's a ship ♪ 1036 00:44:53,588 --> 00:44:58,067 ♪ Sails all night ♪ 1037 00:44:58,067 --> 00:45:00,725 ♪ There's a world ♪ 1038 00:45:00,725 --> 00:45:04,851 ♪ Under it ♪ 1039 00:45:04,851 --> 00:45:08,349 ♪ I think I see it ♪ 1040 00:45:08,349 --> 00:45:09,580 ♪ Sailing ♪ (Ben shouting) 1041 00:45:09,580 --> 00:45:10,870 - That's, that's. - Wanna go get him? 1042 00:45:10,870 --> 00:45:11,940 - [Ben] No. 1043 00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:14,511 You just want to pick up a hitchhiker? 1044 00:45:14,511 --> 00:45:15,344 ♪ I think I see it. ♪ 1045 00:45:15,344 --> 00:45:17,500 - [Sam] He's going exactly where we're going. 1046 00:45:18,887 --> 00:45:20,729 ♪ While it's crashing me by ♪ 1047 00:45:20,729 --> 00:45:21,731 He's going to where we're going. 1048 00:45:21,731 --> 00:45:22,564 - [Ben] You just wanna pick up this guy? 1049 00:45:22,564 --> 00:45:23,631 - [Sam] Yeah, he's singing. 1050 00:45:23,631 --> 00:45:24,464 - [Ben] Look at him. 1051 00:45:24,464 --> 00:45:25,297 - [Sam] I like him. 1052 00:45:25,297 --> 00:45:26,314 ♪ Crashing me ♪ - Let's do it. 1053 00:45:26,314 --> 00:45:27,316 We're not us, though. 1054 00:45:27,316 --> 00:45:28,149 - [Sam] What do you mean we're not us? 1055 00:45:28,149 --> 00:45:29,100 - [Ben] We're, just, we're not us. 1056 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:29,933 Just go with it. 1057 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:31,733 - Hey, Oregon. 1058 00:45:33,830 --> 00:45:35,300 - Y'all heading to Oregon? 1059 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:36,531 - Hell yeah. 1060 00:45:36,531 --> 00:45:37,730 You need a ride? 1061 00:45:37,730 --> 00:45:38,563 - Heck yeah. 1062 00:45:39,772 --> 00:45:40,605 - You can put your stuff back there. 1063 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:41,650 I'm Cider. 1064 00:45:41,650 --> 00:45:43,200 That right there is Chardonnay. 1065 00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:45,285 - Well Cider, Chardonnay. 1066 00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:46,118 I'm Shine. 1067 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,793 - All right. 1068 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,068 - [Ben] So Shine, what you up to? 1069 00:46:02,068 --> 00:46:03,620 - Oh I'm just traveling around a bit, I guess. 1070 00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:05,380 Trying to see as much of the world 1071 00:46:05,380 --> 00:46:06,570 as I can get my hands on. 1072 00:46:06,570 --> 00:46:08,270 What about you fine, folks? 1073 00:46:08,270 --> 00:46:10,080 - We're treasure hunters. 1074 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,716 - Treasure hunters? 1075 00:46:11,716 --> 00:46:14,220 What kind of treasure you talking about? 1076 00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:15,930 - Well, Shine, since it aint likely 1077 00:46:15,930 --> 00:46:17,200 I'm ever gonna see you again. 1078 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,720 We'll tell ya. 1079 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,535 We're looking for Bigfoot. 1080 00:46:20,535 --> 00:46:21,368 - Big... 1081 00:46:21,368 --> 00:46:22,201 Get out. 1082 00:46:22,201 --> 00:46:23,329 You serious? 1083 00:46:23,329 --> 00:46:24,162 You think he's out there? 1084 00:46:24,162 --> 00:46:24,995 - Oh we know he's out there. 1085 00:46:24,995 --> 00:46:26,415 Tell him, Cider. 1086 00:46:26,415 --> 00:46:27,248 - [Ben] He's out there. 1087 00:46:27,248 --> 00:46:28,400 I seen him. 1088 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,070 - You're telling me that you've seen Bigfoot? 1089 00:46:31,070 --> 00:46:32,580 - [Ben] Yes. 1090 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,710 - Where? 1091 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:35,660 - Oh that, I can't say. 1092 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:37,610 - My goodness, y'all crazy. 1093 00:46:37,610 --> 00:46:39,080 You gotta be the second looniest lovebirds 1094 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,480 to ever pick me up, I swear. 1095 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,770 You gotta let me come with you. 1096 00:46:42,770 --> 00:46:43,740 - [Ben] You wanna come with? 1097 00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:44,573 - Heck yeah. 1098 00:46:44,573 --> 00:46:45,933 You saying you trying to find Bigfoot. 1099 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:46,852 How can I say no to that? 1100 00:46:46,852 --> 00:46:47,685 - All right, slow down, hotshot. 1101 00:46:47,685 --> 00:46:49,400 We don't even know if we're ready. 1102 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,350 - All right well, ask away, Chardonnay. 1103 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,510 - He's not ready. 1104 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:54,890 - Oh come on, my momma was a bloodhound 1105 00:46:54,890 --> 00:46:56,030 and my daddy was a hawk. 1106 00:46:56,030 --> 00:46:56,980 I can find anything 1107 00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:02,493 - [Ben] Okay. 1108 00:47:03,350 --> 00:47:05,220 - You got any talents? 1109 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:07,490 - Talents, sure I got a few of those. 1110 00:47:07,490 --> 00:47:08,860 I can play the guitar pretty decent 1111 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:10,743 and this here harmonica. 1112 00:47:11,882 --> 00:47:14,778 (playing harmonica) 1113 00:47:14,778 --> 00:47:16,111 - Oh, very nice. 1114 00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:18,543 You do anything else? 1115 00:47:19,510 --> 00:47:21,293 - I mean there is this one thing 1116 00:47:21,293 --> 00:47:22,852 I've been doing since I was a kid, I think. 1117 00:47:22,852 --> 00:47:24,240 It's a bit strange and seeing as y'all fancy 1118 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,310 towards the supernatural, 1119 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:27,280 I think maybe we can give it a shot. 1120 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,640 - [Ben] Okay, what is it? 1121 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,020 - I know two things about everybody. 1122 00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:32,100 Anybody in the whole world 1123 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:35,040 and I've known these two things all my life. 1124 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,230 All's I'm missing is who they belong to. 1125 00:47:37,230 --> 00:47:38,270 - All right, do Cider. 1126 00:47:38,270 --> 00:47:39,584 - What? 1127 00:47:39,584 --> 00:47:40,417 No, no. 1128 00:47:40,417 --> 00:47:41,250 Do Chardonnay first. 1129 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,083 - Come on, it will be fun. 1130 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:44,130 - No, Cider, I don't do this unless you want it. 1131 00:47:44,130 --> 00:47:45,033 - Do it. 1132 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:47,333 Do it. 1133 00:47:50,310 --> 00:47:52,310 - All right, well, first. 1134 00:47:52,310 --> 00:47:55,290 Congratulations on your most recent success. 1135 00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,466 We're all very proud of you. 1136 00:47:57,466 --> 00:47:59,490 And second, you're a good cook. 1137 00:47:59,490 --> 00:48:00,480 - Good cook? 1138 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,460 We had instant noodle for dinner last night. 1139 00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:03,490 - Okay, Chardonnay. 1140 00:48:03,490 --> 00:48:05,631 Let's see what the man has to say about you. 1141 00:48:05,631 --> 00:48:06,464 - You presume to know anything about me 1142 00:48:06,464 --> 00:48:08,620 and I'll kick you straight out of this car. 1143 00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:09,920 - Okay, ma'am. 1144 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:10,823 So it be's. 1145 00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:15,373 - What recent success? 1146 00:48:16,390 --> 00:48:17,840 - Maybe the simple fact that you're sitting 1147 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,500 in my passenger seat. 1148 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:20,670 - Give me a break. 1149 00:48:20,670 --> 00:48:22,687 - Cider and Chardonnay. 1150 00:48:22,687 --> 00:48:25,420 Y'all sound like a cocktail. 1151 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:27,450 - [Ben] What would you call it? 1152 00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:28,540 - That's not for me to decide. 1153 00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:30,290 I'm only drinking it. 1154 00:48:39,252 --> 00:48:42,419 (soft harmonic music) 1155 00:48:55,039 --> 00:48:58,289 (upbeat honky tonk music) 1156 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,233 Cider. 1157 00:49:34,233 --> 00:49:35,066 - Yeah? 1158 00:49:35,066 --> 00:49:37,890 - What's the best day that you've had on this Earth? 1159 00:49:37,890 --> 00:49:40,146 - Damn, I don't know. 1160 00:49:40,146 --> 00:49:41,264 - That's a good thing. 1161 00:49:41,264 --> 00:49:42,290 It means that you've had many good days. 1162 00:49:42,290 --> 00:49:44,740 But you still gotta choose. 1163 00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:46,133 So, what is it? 1164 00:49:49,184 --> 00:49:50,017 - All right, two years ago, 1165 00:49:50,017 --> 00:49:51,770 I went to visit my sister in Germany 1166 00:49:52,650 --> 00:49:55,393 and we decided to go into town one day for lunch. 1167 00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:57,760 We stopped at this beautiful restaurant 1168 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,680 in the middle of this old square. 1169 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,430 One of those with a fountain in the middle 1170 00:50:01,430 --> 00:50:02,630 and a church at one end. 1171 00:50:03,845 --> 00:50:05,160 It was already a perfect day 1172 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,958 but then out of nowhere, there's this loud trumpet. 1173 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,141 (mimics trumpet blowing) 1174 00:50:09,141 --> 00:50:10,480 It sounded like it was right in my ear 1175 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,310 but it was coming from the church. 1176 00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:13,143 Coming from this guy 1177 00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:16,380 that looked like he jumped straight out of the Renaissance. 1178 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:19,510 And as he's emptying his lungs into this thing, 1179 00:50:19,510 --> 00:50:22,250 the guy, trumpet guy, he bows his head 1180 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:25,010 and he turns towards the double doors, they open. 1181 00:50:25,010 --> 00:50:26,860 There's this old lady standing there. 1182 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,633 - Who was? 1183 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,043 - The Queen of England. 1184 00:50:32,043 --> 00:50:33,040 - What? 1185 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:33,873 - Yeah. 1186 00:50:33,873 --> 00:50:34,706 (laughing) 1187 00:50:34,706 --> 00:50:35,539 - That's nuts. - Yeah. 1188 00:50:35,539 --> 00:50:36,570 - You gotta be kidding me, man. 1189 00:50:36,570 --> 00:50:38,267 - She just like stood there 1190 00:50:38,267 --> 00:50:39,680 and waved for two minutes and went back inside. 1191 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,163 - Wait, that's wild. 1192 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,100 - Yeah, felt like a cuckoo clock. 1193 00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:45,917 - [Shine] That's what I'm talking about, man. 1194 00:50:47,326 --> 00:50:48,928 - Well, what about you, Shine? 1195 00:50:48,928 --> 00:50:49,761 You have a crazy life. 1196 00:50:49,761 --> 00:50:50,780 What's your best day? 1197 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,430 - That's easy, it's today. 1198 00:50:52,430 --> 00:50:53,263 - No, no, no, no. 1199 00:50:53,263 --> 00:50:55,320 You're not coping out like that. 1200 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,380 - Why not? 1201 00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:57,450 I believe it. 1202 00:50:57,450 --> 00:50:58,950 Today is the only day that is. 1203 00:51:00,241 --> 00:51:01,780 Okay, today is the day that I would have forever. 1204 00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:03,730 For it is the anchor of all other days. 1205 00:51:04,569 --> 00:51:06,770 And plus, y'all are pretty cool. 1206 00:51:06,770 --> 00:51:07,860 - Bullshit. 1207 00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:09,090 - All right, we'll let him have it 1208 00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:13,020 but we get to ask you one more question. 1209 00:51:13,020 --> 00:51:13,853 - Ask away. 1210 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:16,970 - Have you ever been in love? 1211 00:51:16,970 --> 00:51:18,520 - Oh my God. 1212 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,590 I thought we were only asking easy questions, Chardonnay. 1213 00:51:21,590 --> 00:51:22,790 Yeah, I have. 1214 00:51:22,790 --> 00:51:24,290 - [Sam] Well, are you in love? 1215 00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:27,131 - Yeah. 1216 00:51:27,131 --> 00:51:30,070 - When was the last time you saw her or him? 1217 00:51:30,070 --> 00:51:31,515 - Her. 1218 00:51:31,515 --> 00:51:33,913 It was, it was September, last fall. 1219 00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:35,590 - [Ben] What's her name? 1220 00:51:35,590 --> 00:51:36,920 Say it out loud. - Yeah, say it out loud. 1221 00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:37,753 - Yeah, say it. 1222 00:51:37,753 --> 00:51:38,877 Come on. - Say it. 1223 00:51:38,877 --> 00:51:40,050 Say it. 1224 00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:41,573 - All right, her name's Holly. 1225 00:51:41,573 --> 00:51:42,576 - Holly. - Holly. 1226 00:51:42,576 --> 00:51:43,573 - Holly. 1227 00:51:43,573 --> 00:51:44,406 Okay you happy? 1228 00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:47,643 All right, whatever. 1229 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,800 - So what happened? 1230 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,150 Why is there no Shine cocktail in the backseat? 1231 00:51:53,150 --> 00:51:54,290 - [Sam] Where is she now? 1232 00:51:54,290 --> 00:51:55,932 - That's the best part. 1233 00:51:55,932 --> 00:51:56,790 No one even knows. 1234 00:51:56,790 --> 00:51:58,170 She lives on a ship. 1235 00:51:58,170 --> 00:52:00,070 This old rusted out thing 1236 00:52:00,070 --> 00:52:01,833 and I did too, for awhile. 1237 00:52:02,710 --> 00:52:04,520 In the North Atlantic, saving the whales 1238 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:05,860 and protecting the environment 1239 00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:07,223 and all that cool stuff. 1240 00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:09,680 And after awhile, I wanted to leave 1241 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,480 but she didn't, she wanted to stay. 1242 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,780 - Does she still love you? 1243 00:52:16,290 --> 00:52:17,827 - Who knows, man. 1244 00:52:17,827 --> 00:52:19,503 She's all passion. 1245 00:52:20,590 --> 00:52:22,550 I swear, some of the things that came out of her mouth 1246 00:52:22,550 --> 00:52:23,623 changed my life. 1247 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:27,210 See, that's why I like you guys. 1248 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,000 Y'all get me. 1249 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,130 We're too young, man. 1250 00:52:31,130 --> 00:52:32,350 We're all too young for love. 1251 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:35,307 But that doesn't stop us from doing it. 1252 00:52:35,307 --> 00:52:36,140 I mean, what's love anyways 1253 00:52:36,140 --> 00:52:38,000 except for the lost parts of ourselves, right? 1254 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,270 We have no dependents, no inheritance, 1255 00:52:41,270 --> 00:52:43,723 nothing to split, nothing to lose. 1256 00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,670 Buying the love for the love, man. 1257 00:52:51,024 --> 00:52:52,320 It's the best day of my life. 1258 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,660 I swear. 1259 00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:55,053 Y'all my summer cocktail. 1260 00:52:58,283 --> 00:52:59,116 - A Shiner. 1261 00:52:59,116 --> 00:53:00,023 - Oh. - Shiner. 1262 00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:03,230 - Cider and Chardonnay. 1263 00:53:03,230 --> 00:53:04,063 A Shiner. 1264 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,753 - That sounds mighty fine to me. 1265 00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:21,481 (somber harmonica music) 1266 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,004 - [Ben] So what grocery store you go to? 1267 00:53:53,004 --> 00:53:54,640 You ever go to Santa Fe? 1268 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:55,660 - [Sam] Sometimes. 1269 00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:59,000 But I mostly go to the Korean market on Chavez. 1270 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,740 - Wait, you, too? 1271 00:54:01,670 --> 00:54:03,600 You ever have one of those donuts 1272 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,940 that they have behind the checkout? 1273 00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:06,130 - Pam pies? 1274 00:54:06,130 --> 00:54:07,473 All the time. 1275 00:54:07,473 --> 00:54:08,530 I can't believe you even know about that. 1276 00:54:08,530 --> 00:54:10,683 - That's the only reason why I go there. 1277 00:54:11,740 --> 00:54:13,103 - How have we never met? 1278 00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:14,923 - Maybe we have. 1279 00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,263 - Makes me sad. 1280 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:29,680 - Hey, cocktail. 1281 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,020 I made some friends down at the beach, 1282 00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:32,510 they want to help us out with dinner. 1283 00:54:32,510 --> 00:54:33,360 What y'all think? 1284 00:54:35,450 --> 00:54:36,370 - We're following you, man. 1285 00:54:36,370 --> 00:54:37,990 - Go on, get your asses out. 1286 00:54:37,990 --> 00:54:38,823 Let's go. 1287 00:54:52,777 --> 00:54:53,644 - There's a cute dog, that dog. 1288 00:54:53,644 --> 00:54:55,137 - [Shine] Hey Judy, Karl. 1289 00:54:55,137 --> 00:54:55,970 I found 'em. 1290 00:54:55,970 --> 00:54:58,200 - Oh, hey. 1291 00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,853 Are these the sweethearts? 1292 00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:03,450 Yes they are, I can tell. 1293 00:55:03,450 --> 00:55:04,880 I'm a master at love. 1294 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,458 Just ask Karl. 1295 00:55:06,458 --> 00:55:08,390 (laughing) 1296 00:55:08,390 --> 00:55:11,297 So, you want to catch some dinner? 1297 00:55:11,297 --> 00:55:12,640 - Sure. - Yeah, sure. 1298 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,383 - You can catch us some dinner, too, while you're at it. 1299 00:55:17,505 --> 00:55:18,840 Come on, you'll love it. 1300 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,246 Come on. 1301 00:55:20,246 --> 00:55:21,505 - Okay. 1302 00:55:21,505 --> 00:55:24,550 - You don't mind getting dirty, I can tell. 1303 00:55:24,550 --> 00:55:27,020 That's the sign of a real woman right there. 1304 00:55:27,020 --> 00:55:29,920 A real woman aint afraid to roll up her sleeves. 1305 00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:34,225 You get to be my age and all you got left are T-shirts, so. 1306 00:55:34,225 --> 00:55:35,860 (laughing) 1307 00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:39,250 So, this is how you catch the clam. 1308 00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:40,400 You take this here tube 1309 00:55:41,290 --> 00:55:43,763 and you shove it down into the sand. 1310 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:47,453 Careful not to crush any. 1311 00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:54,210 Now, you got to put your thumb over the hole, like this, 1312 00:55:54,650 --> 00:55:57,743 then when you lift up, all the sand'll come falling out. 1313 00:56:01,862 --> 00:56:04,225 (cheering) 1314 00:56:04,225 --> 00:56:06,620 See, and then you just look for the little wiggly tongues. 1315 00:56:06,620 --> 00:56:08,270 It's, you know, (goofy warbling). 1316 00:56:09,830 --> 00:56:12,865 Hey, Karl, you gonna do me like that later? 1317 00:56:12,865 --> 00:56:14,801 (goofy warbling) 1318 00:56:14,801 --> 00:56:15,634 - Damn, Judy. 1319 00:56:15,634 --> 00:56:16,699 - God. 1320 00:56:16,699 --> 00:56:18,657 (laughing) 1321 00:56:18,657 --> 00:56:20,340 - Well, then you, it's easy. 1322 00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:22,780 You just, you pick 'em up, throw 'em in the bottle. 1323 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:24,034 It's easy. 1324 00:56:24,034 --> 00:56:24,943 - [Sam] Wow, round of applause. 1325 00:56:25,846 --> 00:56:27,620 - Well thank you, sweethearts. 1326 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:31,410 Now, see how many you can catch 1327 00:56:31,410 --> 00:56:33,160 while I go drink a beer with my man 1328 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,880 and we'll have ourselves a little fry tonight, huh? 1329 00:56:36,820 --> 00:56:38,145 Okay, there you go. 1330 00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:39,308 - Thank you. - Sounds good. 1331 00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:40,141 - Come on. 1332 00:56:40,141 --> 00:56:41,169 - All right. 1333 00:56:41,169 --> 00:56:43,360 - [Judy] Hey, Karl, you got me a cold one? 1334 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,708 Oh, you're a good man. 1335 00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:49,745 (soft reflective indie music) 1336 00:56:49,745 --> 00:56:52,806 ♪ Take me down to the ocean ♪ 1337 00:56:52,806 --> 00:56:57,468 ♪ Let me into the sea ♪ 1338 00:56:57,468 --> 00:57:00,728 ♪ 'Cause I'm drowning in silence ♪ 1339 00:57:00,728 --> 00:57:04,787 ♪ From the things we don't speak ♪ 1340 00:57:04,787 --> 00:57:06,977 - The thumb, the thumb. - Yeah, come on. 1341 00:57:06,977 --> 00:57:07,894 Jump on it. 1342 00:57:09,436 --> 00:57:12,871 ♪ Though you fade without pain ♪ 1343 00:57:12,871 --> 00:57:16,417 ♪ Like a portrait I once knew ♪ 1344 00:57:16,417 --> 00:57:19,494 ♪ And once was ♪ 1345 00:57:19,494 --> 00:57:20,694 - What are we betting? - I don't know 1346 00:57:20,694 --> 00:57:22,194 but I'm gonna win. 1347 00:57:26,534 --> 00:57:28,534 ♪ Of me ♪ 1348 00:57:32,833 --> 00:57:34,449 - All right, let's see it. 1349 00:57:34,449 --> 00:57:39,449 ♪ Fall asleep ♪ 1350 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:47,092 ♪ Wait till I dream ♪ 1351 00:57:49,409 --> 00:57:50,278 ♪ Maybe then ♪ 1352 00:57:50,278 --> 00:57:53,506 - Are we gonna starve tonight because of me? 1353 00:57:53,506 --> 00:57:57,174 - I'm more worried that they're gonna be upset with us. 1354 00:57:57,174 --> 00:58:02,174 ♪ That we weren't meant to be ♪ 1355 00:58:03,849 --> 00:58:06,266 ♪ You and me ♪ 1356 00:58:08,962 --> 00:58:10,718 Judy's gonna kick my ass. 1357 00:58:10,718 --> 00:58:12,435 This is Judy's! 1358 00:58:12,435 --> 00:58:15,852 (reflective indie music) 1359 00:58:22,595 --> 00:58:24,845 I don't know what happened. 1360 00:58:26,550 --> 00:58:27,717 It just broke. 1361 00:58:30,251 --> 00:58:33,020 I can get you a new one. 1362 00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:34,987 I did what you told me to do with it. 1363 00:58:34,987 --> 00:58:37,851 ♪ With our hearts on our sleeves ♪ 1364 00:58:37,851 --> 00:58:41,728 ♪ I can tell you a story ♪ 1365 00:58:41,728 --> 00:58:45,469 ♪ If you just let me know ♪ 1366 00:58:45,469 --> 00:58:49,190 ♪ What kind of an ending ♪ 1367 00:58:49,190 --> 00:58:54,190 ♪ And the pacing how slow ♪ 1368 00:58:59,099 --> 00:59:04,099 ♪ We could fall asleep ♪ 1369 00:59:07,035 --> 00:59:12,035 ♪ Making a dream ♪ 1370 00:59:14,757 --> 00:59:17,233 ♪ Maybe then ♪ 1371 00:59:17,233 --> 00:59:22,233 ♪ I wouldn't conceive ♪ 1372 00:59:22,358 --> 00:59:24,713 ♪ How we were ♪ 1373 00:59:24,713 --> 00:59:29,060 ♪ Meant to be ♪ 1374 00:59:29,060 --> 00:59:31,477 ♪ You and me ♪ 1375 00:59:34,638 --> 00:59:36,888 (cheering) 1376 00:59:39,376 --> 00:59:40,878 - [Ben] So what did you do? 1377 00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,654 - Oh man, I put it in my travel sack. 1378 00:59:42,654 --> 00:59:44,090 I rode up straight to my front door, 1379 00:59:44,090 --> 00:59:45,437 in the middle of the night. 1380 00:59:45,437 --> 00:59:46,860 It was no easy task. 1381 00:59:46,860 --> 00:59:47,960 Let me tell you. 1382 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:49,860 - This is what I'm dealing with. 1383 00:59:49,860 --> 00:59:52,363 A fool who thinks the sky is falling down. 1384 00:59:53,670 --> 00:59:54,503 - I'm telling you, honey, 1385 00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:56,777 that thing almost tore my face right off. 1386 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:01,350 - Okay, so you, two. 1387 01:00:01,350 --> 01:00:03,933 Picked this guy up off the side of the street. 1388 01:00:05,331 --> 01:00:06,164 - Yup. 1389 01:00:06,164 --> 01:00:07,291 - Yeah. 1390 01:00:07,291 --> 01:00:08,880 - Were you hitchhiking? 1391 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:09,713 - Yes, ma'am. 1392 01:00:09,713 --> 01:00:11,490 Not my last time, either. 1393 01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:14,380 - And how did you know he wouldn't just kill you? 1394 01:00:14,380 --> 01:00:16,672 - Oh he still might, we're not entirely sure yet. 1395 01:00:16,672 --> 01:00:19,009 (laughing) 1396 01:00:19,009 --> 01:00:19,842 - Were you lost? 1397 01:00:19,842 --> 01:00:22,915 - No, I had a pretty good idea about where I was. 1398 01:00:22,915 --> 01:00:23,913 - He had a sign with him 1399 01:00:23,913 --> 01:00:25,240 and it just said Oregon on it. 1400 01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,430 - Well, at least he had a sign. 1401 01:00:26,430 --> 01:00:27,970 You know, some people just stand out there 1402 01:00:27,970 --> 01:00:29,577 with their thumb out. 1403 01:00:30,420 --> 01:00:33,020 Like "The Twilight Zone" and I'm the main character. 1404 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,290 - So is that you two right now? 1405 01:00:36,290 --> 01:00:37,133 Twilight Zone? 1406 01:00:38,870 --> 01:00:42,020 - Two lovers pull off the side of the highway 1407 01:00:42,020 --> 01:00:45,020 where a solemn drifter awaits them. 1408 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,753 On a tablet is etched his only commandment, Oregon. 1409 01:00:48,830 --> 01:00:50,130 But this is a false promise 1410 01:00:50,130 --> 01:00:53,510 for their true destination is a place without borders. 1411 01:00:53,510 --> 01:00:55,110 Without logic. 1412 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:57,360 Like an upside arrow that points these travelers 1413 01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:00,900 down a road, a road they did not choose. 1414 01:01:00,900 --> 01:01:01,753 That road is. 1415 01:01:02,627 --> 01:01:04,883 - [All] The Twilight Zone. 1416 01:01:04,883 --> 01:01:07,011 (humming Twilight Zone theme) 1417 01:01:07,011 --> 01:01:10,061 (laughing) 1418 01:01:10,061 --> 01:01:11,310 - I know it's "The Twilight Zone" 1419 01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:13,570 but that sounds like so much fun. 1420 01:01:13,570 --> 01:01:14,800 - Well if they're in the twilight zone 1421 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,863 then so are we. 1422 01:01:16,924 --> 01:01:17,757 - Right on. 1423 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:19,140 - May we never leave. 1424 01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:20,613 - Cheers to that. 1425 01:01:20,613 --> 01:01:21,563 Cheers to that. 1426 01:01:21,563 --> 01:01:22,550 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1427 01:01:22,550 --> 01:01:23,383 Hey. 1428 01:01:25,410 --> 01:01:27,010 - Excuse me, darling, thank you. 1429 01:01:28,110 --> 01:01:33,110 So this is me from back in the day. 1430 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,853 They used to call my Judy Booty. 1431 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,500 Remember when they called me Judy Booty, Karl? 1432 01:01:42,606 --> 01:01:44,470 - Judy you're hot. 1433 01:01:44,470 --> 01:01:46,712 And Karl not bad. 1434 01:01:46,712 --> 01:01:49,210 (laughing) 1435 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:52,610 - I was Miss Vegas 1971. 1436 01:01:52,610 --> 01:01:55,630 Back when that town had some class. 1437 01:01:55,630 --> 01:01:57,190 Everybody knew me. 1438 01:01:57,190 --> 01:01:59,420 I used to serve drinks to Frank and the boys 1439 01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:02,410 after they'd finish a show at The Sands. 1440 01:02:02,410 --> 01:02:05,740 Oh he had the most wonderful smile. 1441 01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:07,420 And he always made sure I had enough 1442 01:02:07,420 --> 01:02:09,280 for a bottle or two. 1443 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,113 - Who is Frank? 1444 01:02:11,890 --> 01:02:12,723 - Who's Frank? 1445 01:02:14,270 --> 01:02:15,683 It's Frank. 1446 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:17,810 These kids come in here saying 1447 01:02:17,810 --> 01:02:20,170 they don't know Frank no more. 1448 01:02:20,170 --> 01:02:21,310 Oh lord. 1449 01:02:21,310 --> 01:02:22,318 Oh save me. 1450 01:02:22,318 --> 01:02:24,524 ♪ Fly me to the moon ♪ 1451 01:02:24,524 --> 01:02:25,357 ♪ Let me ♪ 1452 01:02:25,357 --> 01:02:26,400 You know how much I hate that song. 1453 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,793 - Frank Sinatra? 1454 01:02:28,820 --> 01:02:30,840 - You know any other Franks? 1455 01:02:31,694 --> 01:02:34,923 There was Frank and Sammy and Dean. Ooh. 1456 01:02:35,854 --> 01:02:36,930 Dean. 1457 01:02:36,930 --> 01:02:40,410 One time Dean asked me to go with him to Chicago 1458 01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:44,254 and I told him, your room's a lot closer. 1459 01:02:44,254 --> 01:02:48,051 - Judy! (all laughing) 1460 01:02:48,051 --> 01:02:50,800 - See, Karl gets me, he loves me. 1461 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,210 All these horrible stories, he loves me anyway. 1462 01:02:53,210 --> 01:02:55,251 But you would of done the same thing. 1463 01:02:55,251 --> 01:02:56,084 - Says who? 1464 01:02:56,084 --> 01:02:57,331 - You know you would of. 1465 01:02:57,331 --> 01:02:58,164 - Oh, I would. 1466 01:02:58,164 --> 01:02:59,966 - Oh those panties would be flying off of you. 1467 01:02:59,966 --> 01:03:00,947 They would go flying. 1468 01:03:00,947 --> 01:03:03,625 (laughing) 1469 01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:05,625 I love you, Karl. - Am I dreaming right now? 1470 01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:06,580 - See, he gets me. 1471 01:03:06,580 --> 01:03:08,803 That's why we've lasted so long. 1472 01:03:08,803 --> 01:03:10,483 Right, sugar? 1473 01:03:10,483 --> 01:03:13,816 (soft reflective music) 1474 01:03:46,357 --> 01:03:49,520 - [Sam] I think my mom would of liked you. 1475 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,483 - If she's responsible for this, 1476 01:03:52,483 --> 01:03:54,353 I think I would of liked her, too. 1477 01:03:57,763 --> 01:03:59,380 - Ben. 1478 01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:00,213 - Yeah? 1479 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,750 - I don't want to go home. 1480 01:04:05,380 --> 01:04:06,530 - Well, you're in luck. 1481 01:04:08,630 --> 01:04:10,580 'Cause we're going far away from there. 1482 01:04:27,032 --> 01:04:30,120 - You've really done a number on that boy. 1483 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:30,953 He's handsome. 1484 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,000 - He has his moments. 1485 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,020 - That's right. 1486 01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:37,660 They must always think they can't do better than us. 1487 01:04:37,660 --> 01:04:39,480 - No one can do better than you, Judy. 1488 01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,131 - Oh, girl. 1489 01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:43,750 Well that's very sweet of you to say. 1490 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,313 But between you and me. 1491 01:04:46,450 --> 01:04:48,180 I've done so much cocaine in my life 1492 01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:50,731 they'd let me met Pablo Escobar. 1493 01:04:50,731 --> 01:04:51,564 - Geeze. 1494 01:04:53,010 --> 01:04:54,113 - Truth is. 1495 01:04:55,366 --> 01:04:59,163 If I was Karl, I'd of left my ass in Varadero. 1496 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:08,583 Look at our boys. 1497 01:05:12,300 --> 01:05:14,513 If you're gonna leave him, do it now. 1498 01:05:26,910 --> 01:05:29,760 - Across that bridge is Washington. 1499 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:30,693 - It's so green. 1500 01:05:32,110 --> 01:05:34,160 - Can you get my sunglasses out of there? 1501 01:05:35,744 --> 01:05:36,577 - Oh my God. 1502 01:05:39,890 --> 01:05:42,193 This has been here the whole time? 1503 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,463 Hey, Cocktail. 1504 01:05:51,790 --> 01:05:53,368 I don't know what you expected... 1505 01:05:53,368 --> 01:05:54,759 - [Shine Voiceover] When you pulled over for me 1506 01:05:54,759 --> 01:05:56,499 back in California 1507 01:05:56,499 --> 01:05:59,450 but I hope that I was able to brighten your journey, 1508 01:05:59,450 --> 01:06:00,813 like you have for mine. 1509 01:06:02,290 --> 01:06:03,480 I don't know where you're heading 1510 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,440 or how many miles you've come 1511 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:08,690 but as long as this cocktail is still shaking, 1512 01:06:08,690 --> 01:06:10,383 the world'll keep spinning true. 1513 01:06:11,870 --> 01:06:13,763 We'll see each other again someday. 1514 01:06:14,961 --> 01:06:15,794 (laughing) 1515 01:06:15,794 --> 01:06:17,090 Until then. - Bye, lovebirds! 1516 01:06:17,090 --> 01:06:19,243 - [Shine Voiceover] Look for me in the beach foam 1517 01:06:19,243 --> 01:06:20,570 on your feet. 1518 01:06:20,570 --> 01:06:22,633 Between the branches of the evergreen. 1519 01:06:24,290 --> 01:06:26,663 The flat stones lying in the creek. 1520 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,877 I'll play you a song. 1521 01:06:32,830 --> 01:06:33,663 Love, Shine. 1522 01:06:36,006 --> 01:06:39,673 (reflective harmonic music) 1523 01:07:05,962 --> 01:07:08,210 - [Sam] I saw you talking to Karl for a bit. 1524 01:07:08,210 --> 01:07:10,730 - Yeah, I didn't think I'd ever hear two words 1525 01:07:10,730 --> 01:07:13,839 from the guy but this morning we just started chatting. 1526 01:07:13,839 --> 01:07:14,990 - What he say? 1527 01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:17,280 - He said a lot of things. 1528 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,500 You asking? 1529 01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:19,333 - Kinda. 1530 01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:22,760 - Well he talked mostly about him and Judy. 1531 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:24,840 About how they were married and then split 1532 01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,610 and then married again. 1533 01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:28,630 First marriage was a couple years. 1534 01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:30,563 This one over two decades. 1535 01:07:31,460 --> 01:07:32,860 Talked about you for a bit, too. 1536 01:07:32,860 --> 01:07:34,410 - Me? 1537 01:07:34,410 --> 01:07:35,563 - Mostly good things. 1538 01:07:36,940 --> 01:07:37,773 Mostly. 1539 01:07:37,773 --> 01:07:38,606 - You're evil. 1540 01:07:41,930 --> 01:07:43,570 Would you have their life? 1541 01:07:43,570 --> 01:07:44,910 - [Ben] Oh, in a second. 1542 01:07:44,910 --> 01:07:45,743 What about you? 1543 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:49,760 - [Sam] Maybe, it doesn't seem so bad. 1544 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:50,710 - [Ben] Which part? 1545 01:07:52,410 --> 01:07:55,270 - The house, the quiet. 1546 01:07:55,270 --> 01:07:57,343 Clams, or lack thereof. 1547 01:07:59,770 --> 01:08:00,723 They looked happy. 1548 01:08:03,690 --> 01:08:05,030 - You think it's possible to have that kind 1549 01:08:05,030 --> 01:08:08,513 of happiness alone, without someone else? 1550 01:08:10,130 --> 01:08:12,950 - I don't really think we know what that love is. 1551 01:08:12,950 --> 01:08:14,250 I mean, Shine was right when he said 1552 01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:16,143 that our kind of love is simple. 1553 01:08:17,370 --> 01:08:20,600 Imagine that after you spend so much time with someone 1554 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,960 love becomes less of a feeling 1555 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:24,980 and more of just an identity. 1556 01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:27,070 I mean, it's not uncommon for old couples 1557 01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:28,630 to die within months of each other. 1558 01:08:28,630 --> 01:08:30,130 It's like, at a certain point, 1559 01:08:30,130 --> 01:08:32,470 your self preservation just encompasses things 1560 01:08:32,470 --> 01:08:34,470 that aren't yourself. 1561 01:08:34,470 --> 01:08:35,723 - Imagine giving that up. 1562 01:08:37,372 --> 01:08:39,660 It be like selling your soul 1563 01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:40,740 just to meet the devil. 1564 01:08:40,740 --> 01:08:42,420 - It's not that bad. 1565 01:08:42,420 --> 01:08:44,800 - Well maybe not that dramatic. 1566 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:46,100 - Have you ever felt that? 1567 01:08:47,180 --> 01:08:49,963 Like your identity was apart of someone else's? 1568 01:08:52,020 --> 01:08:55,520 - At times, maybe, but just in those moments. 1569 01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:56,900 You know? 1570 01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:58,100 Now, that seems crazy. 1571 01:08:58,100 --> 01:08:59,760 - It is crazy. 1572 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,530 Like committing your entire life to someone, 1573 01:09:01,530 --> 01:09:04,760 having someone commit their entire life to you. 1574 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:05,943 It's almost unethical. 1575 01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:10,923 - So you've at least been close? 1576 01:09:12,450 --> 01:09:13,617 That poor boy. 1577 01:09:15,258 --> 01:09:16,255 - I don't know, I just feel 1578 01:09:16,255 --> 01:09:18,130 like I'm fooling myself, sometimes. 1579 01:09:18,130 --> 01:09:20,780 Like I have to act a certain way 1580 01:09:20,780 --> 01:09:23,680 because I have this responsibly to rebel. 1581 01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,510 All the expectations that are put on us. 1582 01:09:25,510 --> 01:09:29,100 Like shaving everything underneath our eyebrows. 1583 01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:31,020 Ordering fruity drinks at the bars 1584 01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:34,350 and getting married and having kids. 1585 01:09:34,350 --> 01:09:36,890 It's irrational but I feel like if I do, 1586 01:09:36,890 --> 01:09:38,533 I'm being a bad feminist. 1587 01:09:39,540 --> 01:09:41,290 And I don't want to get married. 1588 01:09:41,290 --> 01:09:42,500 That's the truth of it. 1589 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:46,070 But, I don't know, if I did, it be like, boom, 1590 01:09:46,070 --> 01:09:48,390 I'm Judy and Karl and everything's perfect 1591 01:09:48,390 --> 01:09:50,932 and even though everything's perfect, 1592 01:09:50,932 --> 01:09:52,770 I'm a fraud deep down. 1593 01:09:52,770 --> 01:09:53,603 I don't know. 1594 01:09:54,930 --> 01:09:57,350 - You're allowed to want what you want. 1595 01:09:57,350 --> 01:10:00,740 Even if you try to rebel against one social construct, 1596 01:10:00,740 --> 01:10:02,490 you're just subscribing to another. 1597 01:10:04,052 --> 01:10:05,383 You just gotta do you, man. 1598 01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:10,660 - My mom always used to say that. 1599 01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:13,460 "Just do you, girl." 1600 01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:14,890 - [Ben] I said man. 1601 01:10:14,890 --> 01:10:15,833 - I know. 1602 01:10:18,495 --> 01:10:20,138 You're lucky I like you. 1603 01:10:20,138 --> 01:10:21,463 Just don't expect to get married. 1604 01:10:25,530 --> 01:10:28,123 - Hey, what happened with your mom? 1605 01:10:30,890 --> 01:10:33,540 You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. 1606 01:10:34,740 --> 01:10:36,373 - She got sick. 1607 01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:41,693 It was really tough for her and everyone. 1608 01:10:43,810 --> 01:10:44,643 I don't know. 1609 01:10:46,858 --> 01:10:48,670 At the end, I could just see it fading away 1610 01:10:49,978 --> 01:10:51,873 and the last couple months, she was just really weak. 1611 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:11,016 - I'm sorry, Sam. 1612 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:12,793 - I'm okay. 1613 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:17,813 I just, I don't really know how to be, yet. 1614 01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:27,550 Cancer's pretty annoying. 1615 01:11:28,430 --> 01:11:29,380 - Tell me about it. 1616 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:34,713 Yeah. 1617 01:11:37,338 --> 01:11:38,171 It's not easy. 1618 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,720 - You look outside, what do you see? 1619 01:11:48,954 --> 01:11:52,296 ♪ I see trees of green. ♪ 1620 01:11:52,296 --> 01:11:55,733 ♪ Red roses, too ♪ 1621 01:11:55,733 --> 01:11:58,272 ♪ I see them bloom ♪ 1622 01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:00,853 ♪ For me and you ♪ 1623 01:12:00,853 --> 01:12:04,175 ♪ And I think to myself ♪ 1624 01:12:04,175 --> 01:12:07,592 ♪ What a wonderful world ♪ 1625 01:12:10,591 --> 01:12:12,350 - That was my parent's favorite. 1626 01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:13,273 - Yeah, you told me. 1627 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,510 - Anytime I heard that song, 1628 01:12:18,510 --> 01:12:21,463 I knew they were downstairs with a bottle of wine dancing. 1629 01:12:22,590 --> 01:12:25,483 My dad would do that thing where he'd dip her. 1630 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,743 She'd touch his cheek. 1631 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:33,740 And I knew if that happened, 1632 01:12:33,740 --> 01:12:37,135 I had five seconds to run upstairs 1633 01:12:37,135 --> 01:12:38,453 because they were done dancing. 1634 01:12:48,836 --> 01:12:50,310 - Hey, Sam. 1635 01:12:50,310 --> 01:12:51,143 - Yeah? 1636 01:12:52,030 --> 01:12:53,030 - I like your moves. 1637 01:12:54,074 --> 01:12:56,324 (laughing) 1638 01:12:57,578 --> 01:12:58,411 - Are you? 1639 01:12:58,411 --> 01:12:59,860 Stop laughing. 1640 01:12:59,860 --> 01:13:01,354 - Don't break my, bag, too. 1641 01:13:01,354 --> 01:13:02,187 - I'm gonna break your bag. 1642 01:13:02,187 --> 01:13:03,020 - Hey. 1643 01:13:03,020 --> 01:13:03,853 - Oh shit. 1644 01:13:03,853 --> 01:13:04,686 - Fucker. 1645 01:13:04,686 --> 01:13:06,532 I'm gonna fuck you up. 1646 01:13:06,532 --> 01:13:09,865 (soft reflective music) 1647 01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:25,711 Ben. 1648 01:13:27,383 --> 01:13:30,716 (soft reflective music) 1649 01:13:57,074 --> 01:13:59,154 I was wondering where you went. 1650 01:13:59,154 --> 01:14:01,370 - Yup, just wanted to get some fresh air. 1651 01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:02,840 It's really nice out. 1652 01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:03,673 - Yeah, it is. 1653 01:14:06,514 --> 01:14:07,347 - You wanna join me? 1654 01:14:07,347 --> 01:14:08,180 - Okay. 1655 01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:12,363 Getting a little tipsy. 1656 01:14:13,218 --> 01:14:14,178 - Yeah. 1657 01:14:14,178 --> 01:14:15,011 The closer you are to Natalie, 1658 01:14:15,011 --> 01:14:16,670 the more you're at risk of Jell-O shots. 1659 01:14:16,670 --> 01:14:17,877 - I know. 1660 01:14:17,877 --> 01:14:18,930 She already made me take four with her. 1661 01:14:18,930 --> 01:14:20,330 - Oh yeah, after the first two 1662 01:14:20,330 --> 01:14:22,510 I got as far away from her as possible. 1663 01:14:22,510 --> 01:14:23,540 - You left me? 1664 01:14:23,540 --> 01:14:24,930 - I had no choice. 1665 01:14:24,930 --> 01:14:26,439 - How could you do that? 1666 01:14:26,439 --> 01:14:28,210 I thought you liked me. 1667 01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:29,378 - I like you. 1668 01:14:29,378 --> 01:14:30,560 I have a fifth grade crush on you, 1669 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,935 it doesn't mean I'll do four Jell-O shots. 1670 01:14:32,935 --> 01:14:34,236 - Fifth grade crush on me? 1671 01:14:34,236 --> 01:14:35,069 - Yeah. 1672 01:14:35,069 --> 01:14:36,770 It's sort of a bad example. 1673 01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:38,060 - Why? 1674 01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:42,098 - I was terrified of my fifth grade crush. 1675 01:14:42,098 --> 01:14:42,931 - And me? 1676 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,080 - Terrified of you, too. 1677 01:14:49,672 --> 01:14:53,339 (swelling reflective music) 1678 01:15:17,602 --> 01:15:18,663 Chardonnay. 1679 01:15:18,663 --> 01:15:19,783 - What? 1680 01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:20,616 - Just get over here. 1681 01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:36,044 [Mock British voice] We stand at the edge of the map. 1682 01:15:36,044 --> 01:15:36,877 - Jesus. 1683 01:15:36,877 --> 01:15:39,650 - Beyond this point lies an unexplored wilderness. 1684 01:15:39,650 --> 01:15:41,210 An uncharted void. 1685 01:15:41,210 --> 01:15:43,710 And they're counting on us, Chardonnay, 1686 01:15:43,710 --> 01:15:47,030 to erase the compass rose and fill it 1687 01:15:47,030 --> 01:15:47,863 with land. 1688 01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:51,510 - It's Canada. 1689 01:15:51,510 --> 01:15:53,680 - Okay, well if you say it like that. 1690 01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,860 - You make it sound like it's the afterlife. 1691 01:15:55,860 --> 01:15:57,110 - If I died and went to Canada, 1692 01:15:57,110 --> 01:15:58,663 I'd consider myself lucky. 1693 01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:02,210 - What if you died and went to Canada 1694 01:16:02,210 --> 01:16:06,173 and I ended up in Mongolia? 1695 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,440 - Well, then I'd start walking. 1696 01:16:09,440 --> 01:16:11,610 Or drive, whatever they got. 1697 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,260 I'm not trying to work that hard. 1698 01:16:18,919 --> 01:16:20,716 - Imagine we're the first people here 1699 01:16:20,716 --> 01:16:21,853 and we had to draw the map. 1700 01:16:22,690 --> 01:16:24,070 We started from where we started, 1701 01:16:24,070 --> 01:16:26,970 and we took notes all the way up the coast. 1702 01:16:26,970 --> 01:16:28,600 Maybe there's already a map but it's old 1703 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:31,700 and drawn from a ship way out there. 1704 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:32,840 The ship never stops at night, 1705 01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:33,960 and so the people never sleep 1706 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:36,820 and in the morning they have to draw in all the dark parts 1707 01:16:37,670 --> 01:16:40,250 and then the further up north we get, 1708 01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:41,680 the more different the maps look 1709 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,280 and we have to fill in coastlines 1710 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:47,043 and mountains and rivers and change history. 1711 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:50,750 How would that make you feel? 1712 01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:53,663 - Frustrated, probably. 1713 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:55,953 I'd assume I was wrong. 1714 01:16:56,973 --> 01:16:58,110 - Yeah. 1715 01:16:58,110 --> 01:17:01,270 Yeah, assuming your wrong for thousands of miles 1716 01:17:01,270 --> 01:17:02,410 for what feels like years 1717 01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:05,380 and then you get here and you have two maps 1718 01:17:05,380 --> 01:17:08,830 and you wonder if they were even in the same place at all. 1719 01:17:08,830 --> 01:17:09,830 - Maybe they're not. 1720 01:17:15,179 --> 01:17:18,230 You really don't want to go home, do you? 1721 01:17:18,230 --> 01:17:19,063 Why not? 1722 01:17:22,380 --> 01:17:24,680 - Because I know what happens when we go home. 1723 01:17:26,030 --> 01:17:26,863 - What happens? 1724 01:17:32,570 --> 01:17:34,870 You know, I never asked you to be my girlfriend or anything. 1725 01:17:34,870 --> 01:17:38,071 I didn't say, let's go home and get married. 1726 01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:39,196 - I know. 1727 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:40,029 - What then? 1728 01:17:45,910 --> 01:17:47,420 - Back there's the real world, you know, 1729 01:17:47,420 --> 01:17:49,356 that's our lives. 1730 01:17:49,356 --> 01:17:50,775 - So what, in the real world this, 1731 01:17:50,775 --> 01:17:52,279 this could never be a thing? 1732 01:17:52,279 --> 01:17:54,550 - But this isn't me, this is you. 1733 01:17:54,550 --> 01:17:55,383 This is you. 1734 01:17:55,383 --> 01:17:56,216 This is what you're all about. 1735 01:17:56,216 --> 01:17:59,490 You have the car and all the stuff, just ready to go. 1736 01:17:59,490 --> 01:18:00,840 Out here you can be yourself. 1737 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,620 But not me. 1738 01:18:02,620 --> 01:18:04,770 Out here I can be someone else. 1739 01:18:04,770 --> 01:18:06,316 I can pretend. 1740 01:18:06,316 --> 01:18:07,149 - I don't believe that, though. 1741 01:18:07,149 --> 01:18:09,330 I don't believe that this is just the stage 1742 01:18:09,330 --> 01:18:11,730 for some giant performance. 1743 01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:13,713 This was the truth. 1744 01:18:23,730 --> 01:18:25,730 Look, this thing that we found out here, 1745 01:18:27,470 --> 01:18:29,070 this place didn't give it to us. 1746 01:18:32,114 --> 01:18:35,114 - Maybe I just don't want you to be upset when that changes. 1747 01:18:42,012 --> 01:18:45,679 (swelling reflective music) 1748 01:19:47,148 --> 01:19:50,311 - There's a ferry that leaves at nine tomorrow morning 1749 01:19:50,311 --> 01:19:51,930 and a later one. 1750 01:19:51,930 --> 01:19:53,670 - Maybe, what are the times? 1751 01:19:53,670 --> 01:19:55,420 - [Ben] It's every hour until four. 1752 01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,033 - Okay. 1753 01:19:58,980 --> 01:19:59,813 - Ten o'clock? 1754 01:20:02,470 --> 01:20:03,303 - Okay. 1755 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,980 - Okay, I'm booking the tickets. 1756 01:20:07,980 --> 01:20:09,080 - Wait, maybe not yet. 1757 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:10,880 - We should just book 'em now 1758 01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:12,999 and then if we're late, we can always change 'em. 1759 01:20:12,999 --> 01:20:14,970 - Can we just get them when we get there? 1760 01:20:14,970 --> 01:20:17,035 - [Ben] I'm right here, I can just do it. 1761 01:20:17,035 --> 01:20:17,868 - Can you just wait? 1762 01:20:20,473 --> 01:20:21,306 - Okay. 1763 01:20:34,910 --> 01:20:38,500 - What if tomorrow you just drop me off at the ferry 1764 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,083 and I went and you didn't? 1765 01:20:41,590 --> 01:20:42,783 - That's a bad plan. 1766 01:20:45,502 --> 01:20:46,710 - I know. 1767 01:20:46,710 --> 01:20:47,750 - Okay, good. 1768 01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:49,430 'Cause I'm coming. 1769 01:20:49,430 --> 01:20:50,336 - I just don't want to ruin this. 1770 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,580 - You must really think you got me hooked. 1771 01:20:55,810 --> 01:20:56,700 Relax, okay. 1772 01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:57,700 In the morning with some time, 1773 01:20:57,700 --> 01:20:59,436 everything will be okay. 1774 01:20:59,436 --> 01:21:00,269 - Yeah but it's not just the morning, 1775 01:21:00,269 --> 01:21:02,300 it's the next day and the next day and the next day 1776 01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:04,000 and God knows how much longer after that. 1777 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,852 Like what if I want to spend another month out here? 1778 01:21:06,852 --> 01:21:07,685 - Then let's spend another month. 1779 01:21:07,685 --> 01:21:08,530 Fuck it, that will be fun. 1780 01:21:08,530 --> 01:21:10,190 - I know you, Ben. 1781 01:21:10,190 --> 01:21:11,960 I know we haven't been together that long 1782 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:14,133 but I know you're not gonna want to do that. 1783 01:21:16,636 --> 01:21:18,000 - You don't know shit about me. 1784 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,950 Okay you don't even know half the stuff I haven't told you. 1785 01:21:22,630 --> 01:21:25,313 - Okay then how do you think this next month is gonna go? 1786 01:21:27,223 --> 01:21:28,863 - We get on the ferry, together. 1787 01:21:29,830 --> 01:21:32,280 And then we get off and we get back in the car 1788 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:33,860 and keep driving. 1789 01:21:33,860 --> 01:21:34,870 Maybe check out Vancouver. 1790 01:21:34,870 --> 01:21:37,700 I don't know just get into a bunch of trouble 1791 01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:39,116 like we've been doing. 1792 01:21:39,116 --> 01:21:40,500 - And we never bring this up again? 1793 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,530 - No. 1794 01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:43,940 You said what you needed to say and I heard you. 1795 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:44,930 It's done. 1796 01:21:44,930 --> 01:21:46,030 I'm fine. 1797 01:21:46,030 --> 01:21:46,863 - Sure. 1798 01:21:48,470 --> 01:21:51,070 - [Ben] You'd really rather just end it, right here? 1799 01:21:52,460 --> 01:21:54,413 - Here's how I see the next month going. 1800 01:21:56,454 --> 01:21:57,803 We get on the ferry, together. 1801 01:21:58,753 --> 01:22:00,610 We get off, we get in the car. 1802 01:22:00,610 --> 01:22:02,740 Then I completely forget about this conversation 1803 01:22:02,740 --> 01:22:06,060 and I keep feeding this fucking time bomb 1804 01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:07,770 and then we keep exploring and living 1805 01:22:07,770 --> 01:22:09,777 and fucking and drinking 1806 01:22:09,777 --> 01:22:12,420 and then I'll tell you that I love you. 1807 01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:14,460 Because I'll love you. 1808 01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,660 But it's not a fair love 1809 01:22:15,660 --> 01:22:16,870 it's like the kind of love 1810 01:22:16,870 --> 01:22:20,080 that exists in the absence of everything that's gone. 1811 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,660 Everything that we left behind. 1812 01:22:22,660 --> 01:22:24,280 And I did leave things behind. 1813 01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,560 Things I don't want to go back to. 1814 01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:28,980 So I forgot about them 1815 01:22:28,980 --> 01:22:30,840 and I replaced them with these places 1816 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:33,540 and these moments and these days with you. 1817 01:22:33,540 --> 01:22:34,373 But. 1818 01:22:37,990 --> 01:22:39,903 You're not gonna forget like that. 1819 01:22:41,830 --> 01:22:44,220 While I'm busing exercising these delusions 1820 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:45,670 you're gonna remember tonight 1821 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:47,860 and you're gonna think, 1822 01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:51,150 maybe, maybe it's different now. 1823 01:22:51,150 --> 01:22:52,300 And maybe you won't even bring it up, 1824 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:54,030 maybe something else will bring it up 1825 01:22:54,030 --> 01:22:55,140 but it will be there again 1826 01:22:55,140 --> 01:22:57,610 and then all of a sudden I become everything that I hate 1827 01:22:57,610 --> 01:22:59,650 and then all these amazing things. 1828 01:22:59,650 --> 01:23:01,930 Everything we've done together. 1829 01:23:01,930 --> 01:23:03,080 They'll become nothing. 1830 01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:05,573 - I think you're being dramatic. 1831 01:23:05,573 --> 01:23:06,829 - [Sam] I think you're being condescending. 1832 01:23:06,829 --> 01:23:08,146 - I'm being condescending? 1833 01:23:08,146 --> 01:23:10,890 You're the one that's acting like this $40 ferry ticket 1834 01:23:10,890 --> 01:23:12,380 is a fucking a diamond ring. 1835 01:23:12,380 --> 01:23:14,470 - I was out there today, I saw your face. 1836 01:23:14,470 --> 01:23:16,590 - God, what is your problem? 1837 01:23:16,590 --> 01:23:19,040 You can't even see that everything you want me to do 1838 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,580 is just a way for you to put it all on me. 1839 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,670 'Cause if I do it, then you don't have to 1840 01:23:23,670 --> 01:23:26,160 and then you can get mad at something other than yourself 1841 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:29,570 and you can stay in this selfish, safe place 1842 01:23:29,570 --> 01:23:30,770 while I do all the heavy lifting. 1843 01:23:30,770 --> 01:23:32,480 - Don't fucking lecture me. 1844 01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:33,880 Especially about myself. 1845 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,090 You wouldn't last one day in my brain. 1846 01:23:36,090 --> 01:23:36,970 - No, I probably wouldn't. 1847 01:23:36,970 --> 01:23:39,191 - No, you would be a pathetic curled up ball 1848 01:23:39,191 --> 01:23:40,260 on the floor and you'd cry forever. 1849 01:23:40,260 --> 01:23:41,310 - Oh yeah? 1850 01:23:41,310 --> 01:23:43,010 'Cause your life is so hard. 1851 01:23:43,010 --> 01:23:44,290 Is it, Sam? 1852 01:23:44,290 --> 01:23:45,800 No one understands you. 1853 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:47,210 No, the only person that knows tragedy 1854 01:23:47,210 --> 01:23:48,043 in this world is you. 1855 01:23:48,043 --> 01:23:49,770 Because the only tragic things that happened 1856 01:23:49,770 --> 01:23:50,713 happened to you. 1857 01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:53,224 Yeah, your mom died. 1858 01:23:53,224 --> 01:23:55,724 But you're not the only person going through shit. 1859 01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:59,148 - You know what the truth is? 1860 01:23:59,148 --> 01:24:01,120 Truth is I don't want to be with you. 1861 01:24:01,120 --> 01:24:02,770 I'm not afraid that you're gonna abandon me 1862 01:24:02,770 --> 01:24:05,580 because that would be a fucking gift. 1863 01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:07,270 I'm afraid you're never gonna leave. 1864 01:24:07,270 --> 01:24:08,253 - Fear no further. 1865 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:37,120 We go to the same grocery store. 1866 01:24:39,430 --> 01:24:41,373 What do if I see you buying carrots? 1867 01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:44,463 - I don't like carrots. 1868 01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,050 - I'm not just gonna walk right by. 1869 01:24:49,050 --> 01:24:49,883 - Then say hi. 1870 01:24:51,620 --> 01:24:52,670 - Hi, Sam. 1871 01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:53,994 How's it going? 1872 01:24:53,994 --> 01:24:55,293 You wanna walk home together? 1873 01:24:56,150 --> 01:24:57,633 God, of all the ways to die. 1874 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,403 Kill me with small talk. 1875 01:25:05,250 --> 01:25:06,423 You let it get too far. 1876 01:25:13,012 --> 01:25:14,762 - I couldn't help it. 1877 01:25:28,954 --> 01:25:32,454 (somber reflective music) 1878 01:26:09,584 --> 01:26:11,456 Is your car unlocked? 1879 01:26:11,456 --> 01:26:12,289 - Yeah. 1880 01:26:36,848 --> 01:26:37,681 - Hey. 1881 01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:41,072 - Where'd you get that? 1882 01:26:41,072 --> 01:26:41,952 - I stole it. 1883 01:26:41,952 --> 01:26:42,785 - Really? 1884 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,770 - No, I bought it at the store yesterday. 1885 01:26:46,996 --> 01:26:48,400 At least it's not Jell-O shots. 1886 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:49,283 - At least. 1887 01:26:51,266 --> 01:26:54,125 - Come on, we need this. 1888 01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:58,208 I need this if we're gonna get through the night. 1889 01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:02,463 I think there's plenty for a couple of Shiners. 1890 01:27:03,487 --> 01:27:04,820 - Don't do that. 1891 01:27:07,202 --> 01:27:10,602 - You can at least call me Chardonnay one more time. 1892 01:27:10,602 --> 01:27:12,523 Made me sound so Southern. 1893 01:27:12,523 --> 01:27:13,525 Chardonnay. 1894 01:27:13,525 --> 01:27:15,040 - It made you sound like a porn star. 1895 01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:16,790 Not front page porn star, either. 1896 01:27:16,790 --> 01:27:18,870 Maybe like page three porn star. 1897 01:27:18,870 --> 01:27:19,983 - Like Tori Black. 1898 01:27:21,504 --> 01:27:23,285 You thought that flew right over my head, didn't you? 1899 01:27:23,285 --> 01:27:25,873 - Hey, Tori Black is front page, top five. 1900 01:27:30,683 --> 01:27:32,304 - Come on. 1901 01:27:32,304 --> 01:27:34,637 It's not gonna drink itself. 1902 01:27:35,902 --> 01:27:39,235 (soft reflective music) 1903 01:28:27,729 --> 01:28:28,654 - [Ben] Hey, little girl. 1904 01:28:28,654 --> 01:28:29,487 - Fuck. 1905 01:28:29,487 --> 01:28:32,023 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1906 01:28:32,023 --> 01:28:33,800 - I just came to help out this time. 1907 01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,270 - Help what? 1908 01:28:35,270 --> 01:28:36,740 - Well at first I thought you were sneaking out 1909 01:28:36,740 --> 01:28:39,236 every morning to bury your victim. 1910 01:28:39,236 --> 01:28:40,420 - I'm not that entertaining. 1911 01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:41,253 I'll let you be my first. 1912 01:28:41,253 --> 01:28:43,173 - I doubt I'm your first. 1913 01:28:46,290 --> 01:28:47,490 So what is it this time? 1914 01:28:57,507 --> 01:28:58,674 Was that hers? 1915 01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:03,252 It's really pretty. 1916 01:29:27,697 --> 01:29:29,113 - May as well say something. 1917 01:29:31,020 --> 01:29:31,853 - Okay. 1918 01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:38,053 Hi, Mrs. Muller. 1919 01:29:38,910 --> 01:29:40,173 I'm here with Sam. 1920 01:29:41,950 --> 01:29:45,100 She said she wanted to be at the seance thing 1921 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:49,050 but truth be told, I've abducted her 1922 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,173 and she's been my prisoner ever since. 1923 01:29:55,890 --> 01:29:58,253 She said one time that you'd like me. 1924 01:30:00,610 --> 01:30:01,443 I hope so. 1925 01:30:02,971 --> 01:30:04,693 'Cause I could use a little help. 1926 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:08,300 She's gotten in there. 1927 01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:12,350 She's stolen all the jewels. 1928 01:30:12,350 --> 01:30:13,183 All the money. 1929 01:30:14,440 --> 01:30:16,133 Maybe some vital organs. 1930 01:30:19,230 --> 01:30:20,143 I blame you. 1931 01:30:21,540 --> 01:30:25,050 Because the things that she does 1932 01:30:25,050 --> 01:30:28,183 that stir me up are just from her. 1933 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:31,700 Just what she's made of. 1934 01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:35,430 Same things you're made of. 1935 01:30:38,550 --> 01:30:39,500 We're proud of you. 1936 01:30:41,730 --> 01:30:42,633 And we miss you. 1937 01:30:49,851 --> 01:30:51,184 - That was okay. 1938 01:30:52,395 --> 01:30:53,283 - I like the prisoner part. 1939 01:31:06,430 --> 01:31:07,263 Chardonnay. 1940 01:31:14,400 --> 01:31:15,253 (twigs snapping) 1941 01:31:15,253 --> 01:31:16,154 Shit. 1942 01:31:16,154 --> 01:31:17,600 - What the fuck was that? 1943 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:18,558 Did you see something? 1944 01:31:18,558 --> 01:31:19,772 - No. 1945 01:31:19,772 --> 01:31:21,080 It was something heavy, I think. 1946 01:31:30,040 --> 01:31:30,873 - Ben. 1947 01:31:33,830 --> 01:31:34,663 - No way. 1948 01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:45,286 [Sam] ♪ This one goes out to all my pretty mommas ♪ 1949 01:31:45,286 --> 01:31:47,846 ♪ Well since my baby left ♪ 1950 01:31:47,846 --> 01:31:50,006 ♪ I found a new place to dwell ♪ 1951 01:31:50,006 --> 01:31:53,285 ♪ Down at the end of the lonely street ♪ 1952 01:31:53,285 --> 01:31:54,886 ♪ At the Heartbreak Hotel ♪ 1953 01:31:54,886 --> 01:31:57,302 ♪ I get so lonely baby ♪ 1954 01:31:57,302 --> 01:32:01,440 ♪ So lonely I could die ♪ 1955 01:32:01,440 --> 01:32:02,573 - You jerk. 1956 01:32:03,713 --> 01:32:05,530 - For a second there, you really looked like Elvis. 1957 01:32:05,530 --> 01:32:06,403 - I am Elvis. 1958 01:32:09,574 --> 01:32:12,982 - So you really gonna leave me at the dock, alone? 1959 01:32:12,982 --> 01:32:14,140 ♪ So lonely I could die ♪ 1960 01:32:14,140 --> 01:32:16,863 - Yeah, you deserve it you whiny little bitch. 1961 01:32:18,490 --> 01:32:19,790 - Come on, let's keep driving. 1962 01:32:19,790 --> 01:32:20,793 - Where would we go? 1963 01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:23,623 - All over, wherever. 1964 01:32:24,610 --> 01:32:28,380 - We could explore Seattle, the fish market. 1965 01:32:28,380 --> 01:32:29,610 - Or Canada. 1966 01:32:29,610 --> 01:32:30,570 - Space Needle. 1967 01:32:30,570 --> 01:32:31,775 - Vancouver. 1968 01:32:31,775 --> 01:32:32,608 - We don't have passports. 1969 01:32:32,608 --> 01:32:34,020 - They don't give a shit. 1970 01:32:34,020 --> 01:32:35,403 - What about the edibles? 1971 01:32:36,847 --> 01:32:37,750 - We'll eat them all. 1972 01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:39,440 - We'd die 1973 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:40,290 - Well let's die. 1974 01:32:41,687 --> 01:32:43,078 I' die one more time 1975 01:32:43,078 --> 01:32:45,559 if it meant I could get back in that car with you. 1976 01:32:49,628 --> 01:32:51,045 Give me a chance. 1977 01:32:54,260 --> 01:32:56,260 I don't want to go home. 1978 01:32:57,193 --> 01:32:59,147 Take me far away from here. 1979 01:33:03,105 --> 01:33:03,938 Take me. 1980 01:33:07,425 --> 01:33:10,508 (somber piano music) 1981 01:34:05,248 --> 01:34:08,331 (somber piano music) 1982 01:34:46,654 --> 01:34:49,987 (soft reflective music) 1983 01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:48,853 (soft reflective music)